Vocaroo Thread! http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DCedGeGMmC >i wil

Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's choppin' up all the women's meat

>>741035846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upA4x3fykC

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>>741036111
Nice trips

do it fucking right

>>741036421

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wfQ4hHPM48

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Would you rather live in a world where microwave time went from 1:00 to 0:99 or live in a world where all books are in braille

>>741036957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sa9ZzMqGGy

>>741037316
I
AM
ASKING
YOU
A
QUESTION

>>741037416
I answered. I just stated the question before hand.

>>741037447
Oh shit

I don't care that you're my big brothers best friend, i want to feel that hard cock cum inside me

>>741035148
hey, what's up fam! Do you wake up super early or are you up super late? I'm too fuckin tired to write lewds :<

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How does this picture make you feel

are you from FSA??

>>741037597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02DJZwoGpHA
Feel free to give me voice direction as well, anyone. References or whatever.

Sharpie in pooper? What is this 2010? I'd rather have a carpet to nom on.

>>741037711
>>741037643
FUCK nvm maybe I'll write lewds

>>741037681
moderate to severe disinterest

>>741037643
Yo! A bit of both. I took a 5 hour nap yesterday afternoon, woke up at midnight and decided to stay up. My sleep schedule is a bit fucked.
>>741037681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UAyOkEoCuL

Say this in an A N G E R Y voice
"Don't make me shove my 12 story shlong in your plum-pudding love cave you disobedient avocado"

>>741037709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rUE30WpFEb
>>741037729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NFiZCAjxEF

Can you make "I don't care that you're my big brothers best friend, i want to feel that hard cock cum inside me" sound like a loli please

Give? Give me what?
You said you were gonna give me something right?
Well, spit it out. I'm right here. What the fuck are you gonna give me?
Will you quit your fucking blabbering. You're gonna give it to me or not?
Come on!

(Sexy and bitchy.)

>>741037913
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V1X0LBxmZg
>>741037989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EFN0pDcrzb
Loli enough? Sometimes its hard right after I smoke

>>741038220
The difference between these two reads, holy fuck lol

YO PIERRE YOU WANNA COME OUT HERE?


It will be used as a new tone, also whats up

>>741038056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DZUYmweTRN

>>741038335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k0EyH1YkDF
Yo! And enjoy.

>>741038432

Haha, thanks.

>>741038263
Haha. For some reason I wasn't sure whether or not i shouldve sounded more teenish or loli

For reference for anyone else, I can do
>loli
>orc woman
>undead woman
>skettis
>angry woman
>bored woman
>yoshi
>a husky seductive voice that kind of sounds like Lust's english voice actor from FMA
Pretty well.. or ill give whatever the fuck else a good try

>>741038516
Perfect thanks

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>>741038552
>>741038735

You're both welcome. Thanks for the requests.

>>741038705
Is there anything you wont do? Apparently you were smacking your pussyin a previous thread...kinda need more of that

>>741038705
I was honestly impressed with the range between the two. Let's go with a teenish seductress tone for this:


"Do ya know what's gonna happen when you come in my mouth? Nothing. I'm gonna drink it all up, and then I'm gonna make it stay hard, even if it hurts, and I'm gonna make you come again. Then you're gonna tell me to stop, but your dick *just won't* get soft, so I'll keep on going until you're shooting blanks.

>>741038819
I wasn't smacking my pussy. I was being facetious and smacking my stomach and chest since I was super sweaty.
Basically I am not in a place where I can masturbate, but I can moan and sound like I am having sex.
I am fine with most everything but explicitly implied toddlercon or sexual trauma in minors. Lolicon is okay, incest is okay. My boundaries are weird.

>>741038705
Tf is skettis
Whatever it is, say "I wish my dad didn't use my mom's dildo so much" in that voice

>>741038955
When do you do these threads i keep missing them for some fucking reason

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Hey Rev!

Are you in a place where you can be loud? If so, could you do the following please

DEVOURING FANG
It's time for a little punishment! I’ll let you feel the most exquisite pain! Does it hurt? DOES IT HURT?!

>>741038866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R3MT2Tl7pV

Please OP say, I really wanna taste that hard cock, first I want to lick the tip until you almost cum and then I will turn around and slowly sit on your cock.

>>741039064
Theres a gap between devouring fang and the next line....didnt space them out

>>741039070
You're a god among spergs, thanks!

>>741038977
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hgtOjE0u9b

>>741038955
Thought so, someone brought it up..


Glad i met you through alices threads youre fucking funny

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>>741039279
holy fuck I thought it had to do with pic related

Can you do a loli saying "of course I'll let you fuck me in my uniform, as long as you don't tell my brother that im his best friends personal slut"

>>741039345
I was the dude who requested it, I thought I was gonna be some weird-add fluffy VA

>>741039064
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SbLuOa6nP6
Hopefully I didn't wake my neighbors by shouting "DEVOURING FANG" like 7 times in a row

Kenny, please dont cum in my hair again.

Can you moan and say "I'm about to cum all over your tongue" all sexy like? Thank you

>>741035148
Nigger

>>741039330
I'm glad as well. This is still really fun.
Feel free to request more.

>>741039024
Sometimes 4am est, sometimes after 3pm est, lol

[incredulous teen voice]

"Oh my god, daddy... you're not supposed to get hard from your own daughter! What do you mean? I wasn't stepping on it! Why would that make you hard anyway?! Do you like feet or something?"

>>741039104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16suag7lIF6

Hi! Would appreciate if you could pick anything you wanted from "hentaiquotescancer" on tumblr

Anyone else can if they want; I just like hearing these literary masterpieces aloud.

>>741039455
>>741039496
this plox

>>741039228
Any time, anon.

>>741039345
>>741039402
That makes it even better. I spent way too much of my life doing the dungeons centered around them a few years back. You start mimicking bosses when you kill them at the start of every day

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>>741039446
haha you probably did but Wow that was amazing..that second part was well done


Im glad youre weeb too rev, if im not being too greedy could you do the following in the same tone as the second part?

Hungry Darkness of A THOUSAND SOULS!...Oh undead serpent who slew a thousand in a single night… Open thine jaw and consume mine ENEMIES!


This guy is my revy

Say in an absolutely disgusted/hate filled voice
"What kind of poor excuse for a man can't keep his erection for longer than 73 hours, 13 minutes, and 35 seconds?"

>>741039362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VDUcLutJJn

"I can't believe I saw your picture with you and haley, that fucking slut!! I know we ended on bad terms but what the fuck man.. I dont even know what to say! you are such a fuck I HATE YOU!!!!"

>>741039455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10umMLJmDX9

>>741039459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gbtW76yjPq

"I’m just gonna play on my phone ok? I don’t care - do whatever you need to, just hurry up and cum so you can stop bothering me. ... god, what is *wrong* with you?"

"Oi, senpai... What the fuck did you just say about my hair!?"

>>741039464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19vSs1yBg3Y

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It's *so* cute watching Emma try to wiggle out of the box. She can't even lift her little cunt off the vibrator and she hates it so much. You can play with the control if you want… turn that one up and she’ll lose her mind in there.

>>741035148
I am a filthy nigger and I need to go back to Africa. Ooga booga. Where the white women at?

>>741039987
kek

>>741039584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19vSs1yBg3Y

Upset loli succubus:

"Oh? Surprise, surprise. Another mortal summons me in the body of a CHILD... Disgusting."

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Srbija Do Tokija

>>741040059
You just called me a nigger :<

Don't want a vocaroo, just want a chad or chadette to answer my question
The thing I've been doing is limiting the amount of calories I'm taking in, but not caring where the calories come from. Like, say I'm allowed to eat 1400 calories a day, I can either eat loads of veggies and fruits and other low calorie foods, or eat few high calorie foods. I also go on a 15 mile bike ride from time to time. Am I doing this right or am I a complete faggot?

>>741039591
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17MBKRxxNlx
God please more

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>>741040059
Ur a racism
Like, comment and share the video to end the racisms

>>741040136
Oh fuck wrong response hahaha that was meant for
>>741039464

Yours was uhh http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F6ap8VELgN

"Don't stop licking my ass! I'm gonna cum..." *moan*

>>741039722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10r6xBh5oj9

>>741039786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tAk55gGnf1

>>741039810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rwRMyge9Q8

>>741039933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rllyn1haEm

>>741039935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11X3KGN8SBa

>>741039965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hL2sYTlS5m
Missed you the past few days, anon!

Pee pee poo poo *long fart sounds* followed by Really Jon....could you be any more immature

>>741039987
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oVIoMrH5HL

Sansa stark voice: "I'd like to go to my chambers and finger myself.. maybe give out a blowjob later.. but please dont cum on my face this time. It always gets in my eyes!! farewell ser."

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>>741040244
these are phenomenal

>>741040848
OuO

You make these threads at fucky times m8! thanks so much

>>741040277
I did call some poor unsuspecting person a nigger in a bird person voice.. my bad

>>741040916
I know. I apologize. Haha.
I like doing them in the middle of the night because it isnt as hot where I record then. My truck doesn't have an A/C

>>741040070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L48rwnCcLm

"okay youre not picking up your phone not even answering my texts.. I sent you nudes too goddamn it!! AND STILL NO RESPONSE?? I just want to talk..... please!! (sound sad near the end)"

>>741040997
Also, mad props for recognizing me based on kink alone, that's some next-level shit you're on

You were 1 for 2 tho >>741038866

>>741040122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k10Fjb3YRP

>>741040220
That's one way to do it. Certain foods are gonna give you more energy with less sugar or sodium which influences weight gain

gimme something to say in a kawaii loli voice

>>741041143
i laughed so hard hahaaa
thats not how to pronounce it but im still satisfied :) *this is not a request*

>>741041126
Aah, so close. I actually remember poor little emma from another recording. One of the ones I saved
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dDPGup9uFS

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>>741040441
He's brash and cocky but mostly pure evil...the perfect husbando

Thanks again, might bother you with more if it's ok

>>741040379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wtIGquQjYQ

>>741040862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13L7Yc3b6vG

>>741041260
Aha, yes! I appreciate the lewd reads so much. Heading off but I'll catch you around

>>741041432
Cya! Ill try to post earlier in the night next time.

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Remove Kebab

>>741041332
Sounds like good husbando material. What anime?
Also actually my phone is about to die and it seems my extra battery didnt charge all the way, but I'll get to what I can

>>741040905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s166cOO1hjiO

russian accent: when man is fully mature, he will come to crossroad, when kebab come, there are he who will go inna woods, men that will cheeki breeki, and hero that will remove kebab.

>>741041102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A4ssHMgScm

>>741041543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r6DboZsedV

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>>741041550
Hes from a game called blazblue, Don't know what I'm doing in it, but doesn't he look yummy lol

There's an anime for it but it's meh it's more about the gameplay

Sucks about your phone..you really need to get a new battery or phone rev

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henlo

>>741041728
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VaJDNhggRj
Phones at 1% didn't want to risk another take

>>741041879
Oh! I only used to play arakune when my friend had that game. He does look quite dashing
Also you are right

Bye guys! Hi bell!

[email protected]
Might be another thread today

>>741042012
Why are you such a faggot?

>>741041986
Of course you used atakune....you monster

Partner used tsubaki game is fun


Have a good one rev

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>>741041986
reeee dont call me that

My fault for killing my battery half way lurking before i posted. Kek
100% later

>>741042106
Sorry Prophet/flag anon

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>>741042133
just call me gavin

>>741042079
Because I grew up coming to this place and worse.

>>741042179
That works
Happy to offer my thread as tribute to the flag god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

>>741042012
are u op?

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>>741042208
nah, too late for that

about to hit the napper so i can wake up refreshed in order mount and load flags

>>741042223
Yes

>>741042262
I'm glad to know that I am not the only one who goes to bed anxiously awaiting another day of shit posting
Gnight friendo!

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>>741042316
g'night!

>>741042316
When's the next one? Your threads....and them chubby threads are the only ones I look forward too nowadays in this shitty board

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>>741042406
gather a flag folder and take up arms against faggotry

>>741042406
I usually make them in the middle of the night around 4am est, or in the afternoon after 3. I don't have a consistent schedule right now so I don't want people to expect them regularly but if you lurk at those times you'll likely catch em.

>>741042539
I prefer the early morning/night threads these are a lot better than the afternoon

Night

>>741042463
I only need one flag friend the red white blue

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>>741042659

>>741042679
Gorgeous

>>741042659
Me too. A lot less hectic, more interesting requests. I'm inside charging my phone now but its finnicky and I don't want to ask people to wait around like an hour for me to be able to use it.
>>741042679
/salut
/sage

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>>741042807
have an airplane from a curious manufacturer

>>741042679
Russian flag

>>741042885
i dont post commie flags

>>741042807
Do you only do Lewds/beautiful odd requests or do you occasionally do motivational kinda stuff?

>>741042922
But someone said red blue and white flag...

>>741042855
Ikarus something or other, right? Why do these threads have the unintended result of teaching me more about aircrafts?
>>741042948
I actually do a fair amount of everything. Personal stuff, lewds, videogame lines.. I enjoy doing motivational speeches
If you want my actual motivational advice get ready for a lot of comfy nihilism

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>>741043116
yup, ikarus. yugoslav manufacturer.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Unsa3kgL0W never done a voicethread before, how's this [aside from shit mic]

>>741043221
! I was going to try this one today too
You nailed it

>>741043116
Has anyone requested motivational things from you?

I'd look forward to what you can give it'd be pleasant given it'd come from a female perspective...well considering they might be real as well since it seems you had your share of shit in your life

>>741043168
Sexy af

>>741043319
They have and most seem to like my advice. I can record something like that inside.. what is it that you need motivation towards?

>>741043278
<3 thank
I do this and the nico nico niiii shit to annoy my friends

>>741043366
How do you keep getting repeating digits


Something in regards of not being lazy...even if it's the summer I feel like I wasted it by not doing shit..no regrets there but could've done more

>>741043221
I thought my earphones were fucking up man

>>741043467
Ah I can work with that for sure. Give me a minute to put something good together. Also yeah kek grants me digits when I make these threads
Biggest I've ever gotten was an octoget
>>741043447
I have made people leave the room by reciting the "daddy's cummies" song in an obnoxious voice

>>741043560
(I didnt get an octoget in one of my threads, to clarify)

>>741043560
I wonder how long it takes for something to finally tick, even after hearing advice it seems like we fall into the same shit habits. I admire those with great will power

>>741043467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0je34Y4H2a6

>>741043749
Me too. Some times I give advice that I fail to adhere to myself. That's why it's good to talk to people and open up to those you can. We can have all the answers but still manage to convince ourselves there isn't even a problem worth fixing.

>>741043560
really wish i could do male voices better. i think i'm pretty good with accents, my mom thinks it's ungodly creepy when i call her "mister frodo", but it'd be nice to have a greater range i guess

>>741044157
I'm still working on mine. Some times you don't know what you are capable of until you stammer out lines with no concern for whos listening and just fuck around until it sounds better. I think you could probably do some shota protags pretty well

>>741043800
>>741043980

Honestly, if im not mistaken i believe were might be the same age and If im correct on that, would you consider it to be sad that someone remained recluse, after being active during the early twenties, at our age?

Also, i found that Its really difficult to ignore what everyone else is doing at our age and compare it to what youve done...right? Whether its people getting married, or seeing people you knew have reputable careers, its hard not to wonder what went wrong for you...which what it really falls into is that its all due to being lazy or irresponsible

Im sure we fall in a different spectrum since youre a girl who met someone to be with, but it truly is difficult to not wonder what couldve been done years ago as a male who now has no one or done nothing memorable


sorry for this incoherent ramble but thanks for that info you shared

>>741035148
Well Fuck me with a cream cheese dildo!

>>741044519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRrZ3UwGzu4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pRPwdyQREn
i hope dropping by shota threads in the future doesn't land me in the party van

>>741040122
Jeste

>>741040122
Naše lolice najbolje!

>>741044622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PCnwgT9Mdd
>>741044679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cpI52E9vxw

>>741035148
thank you you did it right

Well Ill be a shit covered dick, guess you were right after all!

>>741045239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gA3meGhC5N
(I guess the thread is dead but not really) sageru

If you're gay and you know it clap your hands *clap* *clap*

Dubs get
Say the following without any melody and in the most wretched way you can

Life's a bath
Sex is water
Sex is waterrrrr
Oh come on
Come ooooonn
COME ON
c o m e o n

>>741046015
Rrrrrrrooollllliiinngg

>>741046015
Rrrrrooolllliinngg

>>741045045

I guess the fear of not doing shit in the later years sucked the fun of life now.
As far as myself, Facebook or twitter is used to communicate with people i need to. i have a small circle of friends im close with but we rarely do much nowadays and this is when i notice other peoples posts etc in which they show what theyve accomplished so far, or what theyve done in their weekend which makes you feel like shit sometimes.

to go back to your first voiced clip, i agree with what you said, as far changing your routine in miniscule ways in order to avoid doing the same shit over and over that is, which i personally have done before and with success

Im honestly glad were not living in that era, even if things were different im sure as a person shit wouldve just been the same as now but i wonder what couldve been if we were our age during the 80s when families were pushed.

I appreciate your insight/small rambles into your own life and think its great that you found someone young and have remained together, i think in your case you were probably being recluse because you felt secured in your own bubble which is what im probably going through with the exception of being with someone


Well i guess im desperately trying to avoid filling in a void in my life to seek someone in fear of not facing failure or something or at this point i just dont know...how i came to be this way

Hope i get to listen to more of yourself in terms of advice and how you overcame shit, its nice to reflect on life through other peoples experiences that arent shallow

>>741046316
Oh and sorry for these lame wall of texts thanks again

>>741046316
Don't worry about it. I am also long winded in text form and I enjoy reading it all.
My phone went back to 2%( was sitting outside after recording and bullshitting in another thread) but I want to continue this later. It'd be refreshing to talk about my experiences a bit between requests.
If nothing else, email me

>>741045329
Please still be around

Could you say "Cum anon, shoot looking at me on my tip-toes in my flip flops. abort those little niglets in the trashcan, where they belong, you big, stupid, ghetto animal."

>>741045717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jBrwKqHfl7
>>741046015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16C7DOYmtQQ

>>741046676
Kek let me give my phone a tiny charge and ill record this. Last one though.

>>741046777
Thank you! Also, nice triple 7's. Guess I am lucky.

>>741046748
Thanks for keks

>>741046814
Gets get requests
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vT3chZIQzZ
Enjoy!
>>741047060
Any time. I'll be back later today.
Make sure to sage!

>>741047131
Thank you so much!

you have a great voice btw, you should consider posting in /fsa/ (Female sexy audio) on /soc/. You would fit right in. Thanks again!

>>741046582
Thanks for taking the time to read them, i was in tv and forgot not to go there for the next few weeks so i fucked up

In case it isnt weird, ill try talking to you on there in case i miss your threads. Its very rare to come across women that are desensitized by the shit on this board and that arent boring like the ones from my work. im honestly interested to hear about what youve gone through and how you overcame these experiences.

The closest to advice that ive received is to stop being pessimistic which means nothing

>>741047219
Na let her stay in /b/, it is in dire need of diversity

>>741047567
/b/ is my reluctant home, forever. I only post as anon in /m/, /k/, /v/, /vp/ and /tg/ beyond posting here but I don't really like breaking anon and being a regular on those boards.
I had a really shit experience with r9k before it got nuked and all of the facefags there migrated to /soc/ since the picture rule change. /b/ is a comfy shithole.

Mission Start!... Try harder! My grandmother plays vidya better than you! You only fail to gold because you suck cock at this game!

>>741047766
What do you usually play? Were you there during Pokemon X in vp, that had to be when vp was its peak where everyone would get together for battles or gts....damn I miss Pokemon X/Y now, the last great Pokemon game imo for that reason alone

>>741047473
>stop feeling those things you are feeling
Always the best advice. I have a unique experience and i dont mind sharing it. Going through my teenage years visiting this board kind of desensitized me to a lot, but at the same time I think it broadened my understanding of the world. I think people hold a lot of unnecessary shame within themselves and coming here was a good way to experience what that shame can do to people.. or what happens when they flip the switch and let themselves be unfiltered.

>>741048036
I am not competitive at pokemon in the slightest but I was at least lurking /vp/ for like a year after its creation, around the time of twitch plays Pokemon and a lot more recently due to artists I know that post there.
I have a bullshit team with a toxic orb/sub/focus punch breloom, uhh a hydreigon and some other random shit. As I said I don't battle much.
I play a fuckton of other games though. Capital ship battle shit, Mobas, lots of indie rpgs.. I'm gonna give Gundam Breaker 3 a shot this week

>>741035148 How would Reece feel about this?

>>741048278
Are you into fighting games as well? Many girls are into that genre especially Tekken or street fighter as cammy

>>741048615
>Many girls are into that genre
What?? Since when? I feel like most girls are into action rpgs and such.

>>741047862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W85Mc6tN39
>>741048582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15k9OaENFfZ
Whos reece?
>>741048615
I've played a lot of smash and darkstalkers but not too much else. I want to give pokken tournament a try and cammy is a cute

>>741035148
You don't need her, or your other friends. All you need is me.

>>741048723
You'd be surprised, there's usually a handful in campus or local events. Sure some are dragged into it by their chads but still. I do know a few that are into shit like destiny because it's easy to get into or casual as fuck as they would say on here
so you're not wrong either

>>741048769
Shame pokken died as soon as it launched, maybe the switch version will be different. Morrigan cosplay when?

>>741048909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BiyCbzUMos

>>741048769
Thanks

>>741048982
That came out a lot cuter and less forceful than I expected, still good though

thanks

>>741039858
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gbtW76yjPq
hot damn

>>741048973
Actually Felicia is on my list of cosplays to do. Heh. And yeh I'm holding out hope for the switch release too.

>>741048769
Darkstalkers is great. I like playing rikuo.

If you're still doing recordings, you say "I'd rather fuck a big dicked, 6'5", crack dealing felon than a sweet, doting wimp. I wanna see a bad boy alpha male murder my weak husband, getting me pregnant with future bullies that'll be sure to pick on the weaklings my husband gave me."

>>741040244
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F6ap8VELgN
top kek

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

>>741040244
can't stop laughing

>>741049102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W3mmmvDVAW
Idk this thread is in purgatory

>>741049097
Felicia...interesting she's so overshadowed by morrigan and my bad, completely forgot I was bumping this thread you wanted to kill with the small talk. Have a good one I guess

Will you ever get tired of using your mouth to please Anonymous?

>>741049350
So fucking hootttt

Seriously, thanks for being down for all of this, you're cool af

>>741049241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VqnVJNh9eu
Captain ahab or something
>>741049372
Oh it's fine. My battery is charging quick for once so I keep just using it at 15% and draining it. I enjoy the convo regardless

>>741049478
Just as I imagined, thanks!

You can't beat me asshole... Wait what are you doing? Hey what the hell?... Oh no, no, no! God damn it! You would never get away with that shit in Overwatch!

>>741049420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PdLfFkLsXs

>>741049478
Are you just taking written requests or are you okay with answering questions through vocaroo?

>>741049555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N4p3HXO75E
>>741049616
If youd like me to continue a convo through vocaroo i won't mind. I'm just saging my replies and picking up requests slowly so my phone has time to charge between.

Please say "I am Vivian the queen of games!"

>>741049725
Thanks

>>741049725
Okay, could you answer these few questions in a vocaroo please?

>preferred cock size
>kinkiest fetish
>ever done foot fetish stuff? If so, what?

Finish it off with "pinch those nipples anon, I know it helps you shoot a bigger, thicker load"

>>741049943
Damn foot fags

>>741050042
Oh please, it's a tame af "fetish"

Can you please do one saying "Oh, daddy! It feels so warm between my feet! Let me get you off by rubbing your big, hard cock! *moans* Wow, you came so much all over my feet! *moans* Let me lick it off for you..."

>>741050102
No, it isn't. It's a weird and stupid thing to be obsessed with and this shit leads to even weirder shit

I want to hear you say
I'm not a public cum dumpster. Shit heads!

>>741049914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T4bLTCEey5
>>741049943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nT3DHMP9Ic

>>741050361
I'm not obsessed. It's a part of the female body I like. I also like face, tits, ass, etc.

Appreciating a part of someone's body will never be weird

>>741050715
>See dan schneider
>>741050498
What the fuck do you put your fiancee through...Are you the one posting gore on here as well?

>>741050361
>>741050361
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u92MK6p9UX

>>741050831
Hey he is a willing participant in all of it.
And nah I don't really save and distribute much real gore. I only have guro saved on my phone

>>741050498
Thank you!

>>741050498
>femdom

Hnnngh that's my #1 fetish. Not into pegging, but gentle, motherly femdom makes me absolutely melt. It's just so sweet and domineering in the best way.

What kind of femdom porn do you watch?

>>741050498
Oh I forgot the final part kek
>>741050282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QmaAnYA2n1
>>741050441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yNk84GYXMF

>>741051141
I read a lot of doujins, watch a lot of prostate milking/rimming/light bdsm stuff.. choking is also hot. My taste is all over the place. I just stumble upon stuff I like

>>741035148
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DCedGeGMmC
Fuck off Destiny you crusty bitch

>>741050498
Well that was an interesting listen, i got a few questions myself if its cool

>girth over length

So what are women in their late twenties into, this is of course speaking of the normies because youre obviously into heavy shit

>guro

What got you into these things

>specific preferences

Number one question would be whats YOUR take on fat men considering that youtube vid has become popular on the subject and i dont mean obese guys

>>741051346
Destiny? That name is for women like 2 to 3 shades darker than I am

"*moaning* mmmm are you gonna cum for me? give it to me, give me all your hot cum! *moans* ohhh, you got it all over my face and even in my eye *giggle* i love you so much *moaning*"

>>741051311
>>741051369
guess that answers my second question. i dont even want to know what prostate milking is, doesnt sound fun at all

i can undertand rimjobs because its common in javs so thats fun but what the fuck

>>741051178
Could you say

"Come on you big, stupid nigger. I bailed you out of prison because you were the biggest, darkest, most muscular nigger there. After you finish cumming in my pussy, you're going back into that cage where you belong. I want your hot load of nigger cum deep in my white womb. That's it..give me those crack babies. Mommy doesn't want harvard graduates, she wants future felons growing in her belly. Gonna abort them after you put them in me. Now shoot that big nasty niggger nut in me so my toes can curl and you can go back to the nigger zoo, you ape."

>>741051553
Also want this done, funniest one on here

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Requesting:
*sad tone*
"I told you I loved you outside your mom's place. You sat there red face, I felt like a bitch, So I told you to leave, I guess Christian was right, 'cause who's laughing now."

>>741051369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BVrrvqr5BI

Ill do more requests but it might take like 15 minutes before I start back up

>>741052174
You're a godsend

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Hi Revy-cake

Christ Chan! We meet again. Only this time you won't be so fortunate. Prepare to die, bitch!

>>741052392
hey i saw you randomly scrolling /b/ and i love you <3
going to sleep now though cuz sun is up. bye~

>>741052392
Sup, Ikkake. Good morning.

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>missed almost the entire thread
>need to work out and run errands

Fug.
Gonna be another sometime soon?

>>741052808
Most likely this afternoon. I didn't even intend to keep this one going this long. Heh. Charging my phone again for a final few requests

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>>741052888
<< Roger that. >>

See you later.

>>741052125
Thanks for answering these in detail. The women they interviewed seemed like cunts about the subject which is funny because the ones i know thought jonah hill was cute before the weight loss.

Im not sure how anyone can have an appeal for gore like you do and thats something i wont understand. im not appalled by it, but gore or i guess guro in this case isnt something ill seek.

Since youre open to more questions which thanks btw, i got another round:


Since youre into this stuff, i take it youre not the religious type and shit but whats your take on religion or God i suppose since it seems like a topic now accepted on the site like on pol or x or this board actually,l. Which leads me assume most users on here have matured to some degree and are no longer the edgy types as before

>>741040122
Bolesnici
A i jest sjebala izgovor

>>741052929
Stay gold~
>>741052594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a3nDeKdZXl
>>741051954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dPbV1soemf
>>741051553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zsgxmj9nAU
>>741051454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17qsrsUR2qE

Now for the long rant

>>741053574
sexy voice, got a name?

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>>741052715
who the fuck
>>741052745
>bukkake

>>741053574
Thank you SO much. Your willingness to record is really appreciated. Gonna cum hard.

>>741051178
>>741053574
Thanks a lot, now I can't stop fapping lol

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>>741052125
>ywn supple on a chubby guys breast while rubbing their hairy chest

ITS NOT FAIR

>>741052934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dQ6gbPUg7I
To ammend this, i view spirituality as a separate subject than religion and will elaborate further if you'd like

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>>741054082
Don't let your dreams be dreams, anon.

>>741053574
Thanks

>>741053759
>>741054027
If heaven is real I'm hoping I get to see the stat for "fluid liters of semen spilt as a result of your efforts" in like.. a google trends graph where I can see the spikes during certain periods of time

>>741053722
I really blow at nicknames

>>741054526
I would upload a pic of mine but hard to jizz on just an audio recording :P

>>741054656
Hahaha.. That's fine either way. It was just a funny thought.

>>741054656
>>741054691
It's not hard for me...audio erotica is actually probably what I fap to the most. So thx.

>>741054691
thanks for the sexy stuff though, already got off twice and starting a third haha

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>>741054620
My nicename is Blood, just call me that. Everyone else does

I had sex with a black guy and now my piss looks like sangria

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>>741054956
Yeesh. Productive morning. Glad you like it
>>741054942
as a fellow audiophile i feel you.

>>741055080
How'd you get that nickname?

>>741055220
>on all fours

Total waifu material

>>741055080
I will call you a massive faggot

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>>741055254
another poster gave it to me because i get all hot and bothered by gore

>>741055220
you have a pic of yourself? might help even more haha

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>>741055335
why?

>>741054115
Please do

I personally tend to ignore the political and scientific views surrounding religion or the bible itself but i definitely believe we all carry a soul that constructs our judgment of the world we live in...I appreciate the lectures taught and told from the bible which helps understands the shit that happens within life and its consequences. Such as hanging with the wrong crowd can lead to bad morals etc or how stealing is wrong and could lead to bad shit happening (whether justified or not in a hunger scenario) and how to deal with these scenarios.

I guess what im trying to say is that i suppose we can use the lectures from religion as a means to better one self not sure if that makes sense or you agree but i would like to hear more about your take on spirituality and the human soul unless the thread dies and this can be done elsewhere

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>>741055368
>haha
This is not how you get the girl

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>>741055277
Anti waifu best waifu
>>741055368
I'm not in the best shape of my life. I promised anon I would get in shape and cosplay Revy though. When it happens it'll be worth it, trust me. Until then take animu tiddy
>>741055360
Aah I see. 3d gore has never given me much of a sexual thrill. Probably because I know people who have died morbidly so it is harder to disassociate it with loss than it is for 2d

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>>741054027
>>741055368
>>741054691
>lol

>haha

>hahahahah

You're a spic aren't you, I know many that speak this way and are annoying

>>741055507
Hahaha
>>741055565
HAHAHAHAha

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T5XBt7oPe2

>>741055157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s182OahJ96Mp

>>741055681
It's the unnecessary and cringy use is what the problem is

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Back already.

Why in the blue fuck is Van Halen so good for running?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NshzYK9y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx86CxKYtg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTQ2-RonGq0

>>741055413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cQdfJS7mVJ

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>>741055556
>chrome restarted
Oh I grew up in the south Bronx so I've seen a lot of people die already, you just get used to it here. I've only watched one of my friends die before.

>>741055681
This is for you
>

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

this pls

>>741055875
This is a pretty informal chat here. I'm not typing something to be reviewed by my peers. When I'm typing my train of thought it's hard not to interject when I laugh or pause to be bashful irl

>>741056117
Please give me nudes haha

>>741056057
How did he die?
My childhood friend died in a really sick car crash. Pictures were on bestgore for a while and I happened to find them. It's just car crashes really. I still like looking at them but it's a different kind of feeling. Like a train wreck.

give us a sample of what the best orgasm you ever had sounds like

>>741055987
Is there a reason why you avatar as a fucking airplane? Is this your fetish, you make me sick you fucking weirdo

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>>741056203
it was one of my female friends, my other friend wanted to shoot her bf, but she got in the way and protected him
m-may... i see them... ?
im sorry for your loss