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Neighbors gave me an injured hare. Attacked by a cat. Quads

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Neighbors gave me an injured hare. Attacked by a cat.
Quads tell me what do
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>>741011197
Fuck it in the ass
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>>741011197
Nurse it back to health
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>>741011197
Timestamp bitch
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Just be nice to it. Take it somewhere where they can help it if you can't.
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>>741011197
take to the vet
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>>741011197
call wildlife rescue in your area
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Heal it faggot.
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nurse it back to health and give it to the proper people or set it free once able to fend for itself again. quads get.
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What kind of person calls them "hares"

I haven't heard that since elementary school.
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>>741011197
Make Hasenpfeffer.
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I had a pet hare, was excellent .. you need some space for it, they do jump and run a lot, but was an excellent pet, if you don't mind poop all over your house .. if you intend to return it to the wild, I recommend you don't handle it too much. Probably need to see a vet, cat bites have serious bugs in them, the bleeding doesnt kill them, the infection does.
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Take it to a vet and release it when it is better
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>>741011197
Give it back to the neighbors and tell them to deal with it themselves.
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>>741011197
Livestream vivisection
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>>741011197
love it and care for it the rest of its life
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Make him a paper hat
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>>741011561

What else would you call it, dickwad? Its nto a rabbit, its a hare .. different species.
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>>741011197
Quads.. Like that's ever gonna happen
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>>741011197
Heal it and call it Dave
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>>741011197
let your cat finish it off. then dont let your cat outside again you asshole. cats are horrible.
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Fuck it.
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>>741011197
how small is it?
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>>741011197
Quads? Fuck that.
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>>741011399
Roll
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>>741011561
What do you mean... "Hare" is the namd of the species of animal
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>>741011197
Nurture it back to health and keep it as a pet.

That way you have a friend, you're whale cum
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>>741011197
Cum on it.
Then take good care of it and release into the wild once it heals.
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>>741011197
Nut on it
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>>741011197
Give it to a vet near you they'll know what to do
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>>741011197
name it Porkenkilo
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Take it to a vet
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>>741011197
lick bumhole.
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>>741011197
Eat it
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>>741011197
feed it until it is full grown then eat it
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>>741011197
Cum between its ears
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Put a bomb in it and chuck it at your neighbor's cat then blame the Muslim from across the street
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space program
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>>741011688
your last 2 digits 88 = HH = Heil Hitler
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>>741011197
cook that shit up in some stew
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nurse it back to health
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>>741011561
Smart people
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>>741011607
Why don't you just die?
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>>741011197
I assume its your pet, which you should take it to the vet if you have no done so already. Then go to your neighbors and tell them to pay for the vet bill or otherwise next time you see their cat you'll fucking shoot it
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>>741011197
Eat it. It takes 1 second to kill one. The first one is always the worst.
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>>741011841
re-roll
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>>741011197
eat it
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>>741011719
re
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>>741011761
reroll
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>>741011197
eat the wabbit
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>>741011197
treat it with kindness, take it a veterinarian for proper care and release into the wild
when it's time, you can fuck the rabbit.
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>>741011197
Cut its head off and post pictures with it next to quran.
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slap a hoe with it
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>>741011831
Sounds like best idea
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>>741011913

They're the same fucking everything except for their size
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just bring it back to health realtalk

if it isn't seriously injured just plop it back into the wild
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Shave it, heal it, return it to the wild. A hairless hare.
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Take it to the vet, pay for everything it can get. Even the shit it doesn't need. Anal bleach the fucker if they offer it
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OP Don't listen to the newfags. Sure you could do some sick shit. But what matters is that the hare is a living creature. Make sweet love to the hare down by the fire! (Fuck it and post pics) (In the ass) (Feels food man)
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>>741012061
>its eyes
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put it in a paper bag, light it on fir and put it on your neighbors front steps
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>>741012040
and please record the rabbit fucking.
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>>741012044
Roll. The 2222 quad approaches...
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nurse it back to health
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Care for it forever
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Surround it in carrots. Let it believe it's entered Hare Heaven
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>>741011764
Roll
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Rolling for this smartass >>741012140
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>>741012227
So close
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eat it
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>>741012221
fuck it
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Rolling...
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Reroll for the approach
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>>741012222

This,
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literally fuckin consume it
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>>741011272
>>741011607
>>741012001
>>741012044
>>741011831
Why don't you just die?
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>>741012379
Yay I made the list
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>>741012379
>tumblr is here
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Give it some dank weed
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>>741011197
How did you know that the hare was attacked by a cat?
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>>741012686
Neighbor said that they saw a cat attack it.
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>>741011197
Cook a delicious dinner out of it, following a recipe online
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Nurse it back to health lovingly
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Nurse it to health, but first cum on it.
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Make it a funny hat
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Mangle it, then bury it in your backyard, with pics of both.
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How to easily kill it.
https://youtu.be/XOnkVbcYXRQ
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>>741012976
NOHAT FAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAT.
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throw it as high as possible on concrete
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>>741011575
The only real answer
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We will never hit quads.
These threads never hit quads.

take care of it OP. I'n the long run, rabbits are known to be great pets.
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>>741012922
an acceptable variation
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>>741012272
SO CLOSE.
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Post it back through neighbour's letter box, vehemently deny any knowledge of them ever giving it to you
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>>741012379
Because it's a retarded little animal and has no significance to you. It won't matter when you are dead because for all you know, you created this world and it'll end with you.

You'll cease to exist, you won't ever see the consequence of your action.
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>>741012379
3333 quads are coming up! Rolling for any in this list: OP choose
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>>741013272
Reroll
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Heal it, but not via a vet. Take it to a faith healer
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cum on your hand, then karate chop-kill it like the video details
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Take it to the vet. Then release it back into the wild when it's recovered.
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Take care of it as your pet op
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Make it listen to 2Pac and then nurse it back to health caringly.
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Have circus sex with rabbit after severing head from body

Put it in the fridge for an hour first
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>>741011497
this
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>>741013388
Checked
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>>741013365
rolll
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>>741013334
So close. What was the post that stole your number?
>>741013333
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>>741013380
fuck that, make it listen to death grips and then strangle it.
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>>741013334
Missed it by one. Tears of soy :'(
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>>741013380
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>>741013374
>>741013365
>>741013345

All of these. Roll
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>>741013365
this.
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Call your local humane society and get them to take it
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>>741013460
faggot
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>>741013388
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Make a funeral pyre for it. OP gets on the pyre too
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>>741011197
Cook it, faggot
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>>741011197
pet it :^)
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If it's a female, buy a bunch of male rabbits and stick them in the same cage. Watch her get gangraped.

If it's a male, do the same and watch gay gangrape.
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>>741011197
Please take it to the vet.
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>>741013621
>>741013621
>>741013621
What side are you on?
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Put it in a blender or hack with axe.
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fuck it
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>>741013719
The males won't hump it if it's another male you fucking retard.
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>>741013719
this
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>>741013530
Are you just being ironic? Or are you actually autistic?
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Genetically modify it and taunt the furfags with a newfound discovery. After that decapitate it so they will know they can't fuck human like animals.
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>>741013850
you deserve to be burnt alive
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>>741013890
You ever been in prison?
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Fuck all this, fuck caring for it, fuck killing it, let it listen to all of Chloe Burbank Vol. 1 by Joji and call the vet, make an appointment, and dump it on them.
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nurse back to health
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Nurse it to health and either release it or keep it and love it forever
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>>741013890
Wrong, they do it for dominance.
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Feed it some chips
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>>741013719
rolling for this
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>>741013998
Are you aware that animals don't think the same way?
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>>741014072
Yes
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>>741014043
I take it you just do it for fun?
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>>741013719
roll
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Raise it up by feeding it well, get it nice and juicy and then roast that motherfucker.
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>>741013388
>>741013850
>>741013272
Any of these! 4444 coming up
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Sharpy in pooper
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Crush it with car or brick.
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Get your friends together and do this to it:
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>>741013890
You just need to spray it with a female's scent.
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hug that bastard and care for it for the rest of its beautiful days
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Blender! Blend it up!!!!
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>>741012818
literally can see hair on it, nice
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FUCK IT IN THE ASS, WHILE SHOUTING "THIS IS MY SWAMP." VIDEO TAPE YOURSELF DOING THIS. THEN AND ONLY THEN SEND THE VIDEO VIA TEXT MESSAGE AND SOCIAL MEDIA TO EVERTONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE.
I AM ROLLING FOR THIS POST OP
I HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU DELIVRAR
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>>741011368
This
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Snippy, then space program
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