ITT: Badly describe your favourite movie while other guess said

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>some tard is waiting
>tard talks about random shit
>tard likes some whore
>tard finds out he has a little tardling

>>740990691
Forest Gump

>>740990691
Forest Gump

>>740990413
The Blair witch project?

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>>740990981
Nope

>>740990413
Friday the 13th

>NYC cop tries to reconcile with his estranged wife in California over Christmas
>It does not go well

>>740991017
Die Hard

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>>740991013

>>740991104
correct

Guy with heart problems fights gangs

>>740991657
transporter

>>740991885
No but close

>>740991657
Crank?

>>740992567
Bingo

a rich guy kills a bunch of people and gets away with it

>>740992791
American Psycho

>>740990413
That friday the 13th obvs.

Perfect babysitter turns into a crazy bitch trying to kidnap one of the kids with help of a man

Huge black guy breaks into houses to steal shit from kids.

>>740993411
The Nigger Habits

>>740993411
LIFE: The Movie

>whiny bitch cokehead won't stop complaining even though he got away with a shitload of crimes

>>740990413
>2 teens
>beta males
>break the law to impress girls
>dont end up getting the girls
>the next day end up getting the girls and parting ways
>sad ending
>hilarious movie, ending always makes me feel depressed though

>>740993490
>>740993523
Nope

>skinny
>in city
>in country
>hey fat
>ice cream
>bang bang

>>740993411
Friday After Next?

>>740993761
Forrest Hump.

>>740993572
Superbad?

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>>740993260
winner

>>740993411
Barber Shop

5 incompetent goat fuckers fail at being terrorists

>>740993772
nope>>740994530
nope

>>740993572
Project X

>some guys want to leave earth
>go to other planets
>other planets are shit
>he's in a bookshelf or something
>lives on space station

>>740994669
Interstellar

>>740993411
Tyler Perry's Madea Christmas?

>>740994744
winrar

>twink with daddy issues makes out with his sister

>>740994838
nope

Guy kicks himself and then blows up a building

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>>740994871
Star Wars

>>740993411

Black Dynamite

Guy marries cunt to get with daughter. Gets with daughter

>>740994544
9/11

Well-to-do upscale new yorker find out he has a tard son who creeps on girls in the shower and breaks into private property. Hilarity Ensues

>farm animals play sports

>Three guys escape from prison
>Do stupid shit
>Find black guy with guitar
>They all sing a song
>Run into one of America's most wanted criminals by hitchhiking
>Black guy disappears and the three pass out with one kidnapped by the cops
>The three eventually reunite and rescue the black guy from a cult meeting
>Song makes all four of them famous
>That one guy still never got his Dapper Dan

>twink with daddy issues makes out with his sister

>>740995087
Bingo

>Wife is kill
>I am kidnap
>Seek revenge
>Fuck my daughter

>>740994544
4 lions, literally perfect film

30 minutes of gook plot
>Guy commits sudoku
>Throne gets sought by some guy
>Word travels that this guy is evil
>Stuff happens. Guys band together
>Set up and bribe a village
>Meet some other guy on the way. Jungle gook
>2 hours of gook action
>Village is set up with tarps
>Death
>Horse
>Death
>Rocks
>Death
>Death
>Musashi
>Triumph
>One of the dead guys actually wasn't dead

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>>740995618
>Game of Thrones

>four girls
>neon lights
>they look at his shit

>>740995618
Tyler Perry's Madea Christmas?

>>740995463
Nailed it.

'Bro I'm not wearing my confused face'

>>740995353
Nope

>>740995451
Oldboy.

>>740995763
>>740995848
Getting close

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>>740995876
yup

Tits and vampires

>>740995401
Serena Williams playing Tennis?

>Family animated move
>Tells story of love, loss, hope, and accepting who you truly are
>Includes a breakout musical number from an older (In real life) female
>Has serious animation effort put into the hair, making it look beautiful when it waves about
>Generally regarded as a great family flick, but draws an equal amount of hate

>>740995436
O brother where art thou, fucking fantastic film

>>740996043
Underworld?

Dog dies
Dog revived
People die
Two dogs run away
More people die
Army shows up

Marines gets fucked by a worm

>>740995618
Actionleague Now

>>740996464
Is this that animated film where a dog accidentally pulls the trigger of a shotgun and blasts a guy in the face?

>>740990413
>aliens land on earth
>meet niggers
>become nig-aliens

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>>740990413
>Guy with worms joins ISIS
>He drinks his own piss

>>740990413
An airplane. And its got snakes on it.

>>740990413
Stars. And they are at war.

>>740996676
Tropical thunder

>>740995795
Spring Breakers!

>>740996676
That an ice skating one?

>>740996514
'Twas indeed

A man. And he's super.

>>740996464
A Dog's Purpose

>>740996632
Titanic

>>740996496
Not even close

>Cool trucker makes a wrong turn and ends up in china town
>Runs into creep that only likes green eyed girls
>Cool trucker man saves the day

>>740996798
Fuck yeah.

>>740996544
scary movie 3

>>740996840
I can't fucking remember the name of it.

>>740997168
I love that movie

>>740997139
Big Trouble in Little China.

>>740997221
HAH nope. But I do like those movies

>>740990413
This is going to be an easy one
>middle aged man makes money and ends up being killed

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>>740997264

>>740996934
No. Never even heard of that

>mom is kill
>2 nigger 2 white
>kill cop
> 1 nigger and 1 white is died
>the end

>>740995054
Fight cluba

>mobsters
>crime pays, but drugs don't

>>740995234
Lolita

>>740995383
Elf

>>740991885
>>740992567
same actor

>>740996043
FroM dusk til dawn

Bareknuckle boxing pikey. Ibetchyaboxabit dontchyasir? AyeYalooklika boxa

>Motherfucker can see demons and shit
>motherfucker died and did some demonic business with lucifer to stay alive
>morherfucker now needs to work hard af to get its entrance to heaven
>He kills shit
>Oh no twins
>Oh no one is dead
>Oh no the other one has Lucifer's son inside
>Motherfucker kills himself again to make Lucifer appear and take its son back to hell
>That counts as sacrifice for someone's good and so he can go to heaven
>Lucifer babyrages and gives life again to motherfucker

>>740997455
Yup

>>740997497
Goodfellas?

>>740997702
Constantine

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>>740997308
Ye boi

>>740997692
Snatch

>>740997829
Yes sir.

>Nigger has normal life
>Founds thot that has shit life
>gets involved and has to kill an entire mafia in the process
>The mafia boss gets nailed

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>>740997779
You know it

>>740997717
Yes.

>Jew looks like hitler
>gets confounded by hitler
>???????

>A guy goes to a shaolin temple to help his friends
>Screaming after his master that he washed his fake hair
>Learns at the end framework kung fu

>English
>Mother fucker
>Do
>You
>Speak
>It

>>740998165
Pulp fiction

>>740998110
Something with c chaplin or a Chinese western

>>740997445
4 brothers? That movie w/ Marky Mark

>>740996544
no one has gotten mine yet

>>740998358
You're close! Cmon /b/ro

>>740997445
gta san andreas?

>>740997925
None knows for the moment c:>

>>740997925
The Equalizer?

>it was only a fuckin dog

>>740998567
Can't tell if you're fucking with me as some of those Chinese/Bollywood movies are fucking insane

>>740998725
John Wick?

>>740998725
John wick

>>740998690
Yeah my dude! Noice have a cookie

>>740998725
John Wick

>>740998789
>>740998790
>>740998825
That was quick.

>>740998734
C.Chaplin is main protagonist
And he's a Jew
And he gets confounded by Hitler
Come on its fucking easy

>guy with mommy issues only fucks hard

>welcome to new york
>make gay friends
>party time
>drug time
>murder time
>jail time

>>740998945
The Great Dictator

>dude fucks around in china town
>buys a weird cat monkey for his kid
>cat monkey turns into several cat monkeys
>cat monkeys turn into cat monkey lizards
>jesus flipping christ there's cat monkey lizards everywhere
>boom
>old guy takes his cat monkey back

>>740998899
'Twas easy.

>>740999069
Ayyyy there you go
Yeah it's right

Ugh
https://youtu.be/XpE3ZW88qUI

>somebody

Nigger faggot

>>740999086
Gremlins?

>Bunch of guys inside a shitty motel in middle of a snow storm
>Murder
>Oh shit
>How lucky that we have a sheriff here
>Shit happens
>Sheriff passes half the time on a fucking bed because he got shot
>by the end everyone is dead one way or another

>>740999086
That shit with Gremlins? No sugar or some shit like that

>>740999398
Correct.

>This is my weapon, this is my gun
>One is for shooting, one is for fun
Also suicide on bathroom

>>740999489
>No sugar or some shit like that
Did you confuse Gremlins with that Guess Who song?

>>740999399
H8ful 8

>>740999557
Partially Empty Plastic Pants

>>740999562
Nope. Just never seen the movie

>>740990413
>saves his people and country
>others don't like it
>kills himself

>>740999578
Well done anon

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>>740999639
Leave this place now and immediately watch Gremlins. You are an incomplete human.

>>740999668
Downfall

>>740999639
underage
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDS

>Decide to go to Vegas for business
>get side tracked and forget why we're here to begin with
>get really high and paranoid
>Foul year of our lord

>>740999492
Holy shit what a shot in the dark

>>740999557
Fmj

>>740999599
Nope

>>740999824
Fear and loathing in lv

>>740999773
yes

>>740996464
And since no one got mine earlier, plague dogs

>>740999824
The hangover?

>>740990413
>boats, sea
>nigger steps in sharp stuff
>navy
>execute

>>740999557
I thought this one was easy ಠ_ಠ

>>740999557
Kiss kiss bang bang?

>>740999999
faggot. KYS

>>741000080
Nah

>>740990413
>LIVES IN DOME

>>740999999
YES

>>740999999
indeed

>>741000064
captain Tom Hanks

>>740999999
LOOK AT THE NUMBERS
HOLY SHIT
BEYOND QUINTS

>A bunch of idiots injure themselves for an hour and a half
>This goes on for five movies

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>>740999999

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>>740999999

>>740990691
Ok but Forrest Gump is actually my favorite movie ever

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>>740999999
I shit nigga I wasted those digits

>>741000080
No it was
>>740999867
Based off the book the short timers

>>740999557
ez full metal jacket

>white genocide
>only a nigger can procreate

>>740996145
shrek

>>741000487
The children of men

>>741000487
Children of men. Beast movie

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>>740999999
Mother of god.

>apes and whites learn about teamwork while playing handegg

>>741000591
>>741000605
Yes

>>741000337
THATS RIGHT, FOLKS!

>>740999557
First part Jarhead, second is fmj

>>740996145
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squekquel

>>740996544
District 9

>>740999014
Sex and the City

>man falls and becomes a baby

>>741000677
Nah someone just said it
Full metal jacket

>>741000751
One of the Thor movies?

>>741000640
Dodgeball

>>741000827
No. How?

>>740999999
i have been seaching for you anon. congrats.

>>741000152
Biodome

Robot develops imagination, plugged world into an alternative dimension

>bunch of dudes
>have to find a cup
>a few of them die/are arrested
>the French say no
>don't get cup

>>741001163
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

>there's a song every 5 minutes of the movie
>tries to talk about saving trees
>All songs except the last one talks about saving fucking trees
>Based on a book

>>740996145
This is probably the best explanation since it's the shittiest and applies to so many movies

>>741001249
Ferngully

>>741001323
No

>>741001249
The lorax

>>741001388
Ye my boi

>>741001235
Yeah, I knew I made that shit too easy

>teen in the middle of nowhere gets a car
>car fucks shit up
>teen fixes shit
>the end

>>741001454
Pretty sure it's ferngully tho

Black dude aworkin on the railroad
Black guy hits white guy
Horse gets hung
Black guy and Willy wonka rule town

>>741001546
Ferngully didn't have that many songs

>>741001641
blazing saddles, 2ez

>Nice girl, bad boi
>They get close eachother, the boy falls in love and so the girl, but she doesn't know
>She now tries to be a bad grill to impress him
>"Fuck off I liked you like you were before"
>Happy ending
A legendary movie

>>741001711
grease, also 2ez

>>741001758
Ye
I'm getting out of ideas
Maybe I have to show up the bad gunz

>pigs
>snail asks the fuck your problem is?
>So You Wanna Be A Rock Star?
>naked lady tits and ass

>>740990413
Dad dies
Child grows up
Kills uncle
Uncle killed father
>end

>random stuff
>delivery guy brings package at some shithole desert
>nigger opens the box and won't tell what's in it

>>741001943
The Lion King???

>>740990413
>Someone fucks up
>Kid gets orphaned
>Becomes a faggot who steals cars
>Guy who fucked up offers steal car boy a job
>They learn stuff
>Save the world
>Anal sex

>portable home
>septic tank, full
>is emptied into wrong sewer
>culprit redeems self

>>741001955
7

>>741001955
Seven

>>741001955
7

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>write conspiracy theory books
>find big portal, go to another planet
>primitive people but nice
>snake pretending to be a god
>nuke snake-god
>live on planet with primitive waifu for a year
>mfw there are more snake-gods

>>741000205
those arnt quints you faggot

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>>741002078
>>741002086
>>741002108

3 storylines converge very late at night, shortly after graveyard sex ends with a crushed skull

>blacks get whiped
>white guy comes
>kills two white guys and frees blacks
>black kills whites
>black kills black

3 story lines converge late at night shortly after graveyard sex leads to a crushed skull

>>741002286
Django

>>741002042
Holly hell you got it lol

>>740996514

District 9¿

>>740997247

Plague dogs, I believe

>>741002183
MOAR!

>all dead except black and dog
>women comes and dog dies

>>741002517
Yup yup

>>741002364
Yup

>>741002286
Only thing that matters is can the fuckin horse see! That's a raid!

>>741002519
I Am Legend, Will Smiff

>Two brothers.
>In a van.
>And then a meteor hit.
>And they ran as fast as they could.
>From giant cat-monsters.
>And then a giant tornado came.

>kid in the 70s
>hes got a big dick
>he gets discovered by a really hairy guy and becomes a pornstar
>starts acting like a dick
>he gets fired
>nearly dies for some coke
>"man i fucked up"
>he apologises and is forgiven
>the end

Distant lying man loses son and wife
Lies some more
Creates national security incident as wife tries to leave with new dude
Gets back together with ex and son without jail time

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>>741002518

>>741002053
Stuffy brit kills entire congregation of church folks

>>741002662
Rick and Morty alternate universe cable episode

>>741002691
Boogie nights

>>741002691
Boogie nights

>>741002142
I actually want to know this one, sounds interesting

>>740999014

Party monster

>>741001249
Avatar

>some fella likes driving down the roads at high speeds
>then his dog dies
>always lacking gasoline
>bunch of sand too
>"g'day m8"

>>741000238
Jack ass?

>>741002901
Well since no-one got it, it's Stargate (the original movie)

>>741003062
Mad max

>white Cop just married white chick
>nine months later three black babies born
>cop gets overwelmed and suddenly there are two Cops, one is good and calm, the other guy is quite the opposite
>immortal cow
>random stuff with another white chick and too white guy named Milky
>chicken egg at random cop's ass
>Cop gets married again
>the end

>>741003115
OH my god, can't believe I didn't get that one, it makes a ton of sense now

>>741003115
Damn i should have known that. I was thinking stargate because you mentioned the portal but i frgot about the snake people in the movie.

Shit hot cop
Forced to not hot spot
Goose
Dead people
Yarp

>>741002656
yes

>>741003181
Me myself and irene

>>741001535

Christine?

>>741003181
You could have stopped afer the first two sentences. Me myself & irene

>>741003197
Agreed in retrospect

>>741000202
Captain Phillips

>guy drives a cab at night
>doesnt sleep at all
>kills bad guys
>saves Clarice

>>741002142

Stargate?

>Beta faggot is being a being a beta
>Life changing event turns Beta into an Edgy Alpha
>Being an Alpha, gets himself a raise and gets another Alpha fired.
>Finds out that being Alpha isn't it all cracked up to be after losing GF
>Goes back to being a Beta faggot
>Alpha from earlier wants revenge
>Takes Beta faggot's ex-GF
>Kicks Beta faggot's ass
>Through the power of plot armor and smell of sweet pussy, kicks Alpha's ass.
>Accidently kills Alpha
>Still get sweet pussy in the end
>Still a Beta faggot

Benicio del toro mumbles
John Doe won't shut the fuck up

>two guys talk about McDonald's in France
>they go to an apartment to get something glowy
>guy gets shot because he can't speak English
>dancing, followed by a bitch ODing
>boxer kills a dude
>boxer and bad guy kidnapped by rapey hillbillies
>bad guy raped, boxer goes samurai, proceeds to kill more guys
>there wasn't a sign that said "dead nigger storage"
>poptarts got a dude killed
>diner gets robbed
>never did see what was glowing.

>>741003457
taxi driver

>kazakh dude arrives at usa not

>>741003697
yup

>>741003690
Too easy

>>741003690
Pulp fiction. Was used already

>>741003575
SpiderMan 3

>>741003704
Borat

>>741003663
Usual Suspects

>>741002053
Kingsmen?

>>741003785
Yea

>>741003819
Made it to easy didn't i

>ma
>name
>a
>jeff

>dude drives car for money
>falls in love
>autism intensifies
>job gets ugly
>some shooting
>random dude gets stomped to death
>autism reaches maximum level
>drives away

>>741004011
22 jump street

>>741004175
The fast and the furious number 1

>>741004313
nope

>>741003245
Hot Fuzz

>>741004175
drive

>some beta faggot likes filming
>beta faggot becomes a psychopath and dates a milf
>couple of news reports later he kills his friend
>doesn't get caught