What's the most alpha thing /b/ has done in a bedroom with

>>740984780
Destroyer her in a Halo 1v1 SWAT match.

I once had a thing for a girl who had a faggot boyfriend- ended up walking in on them kissing and proceeded to fuck both her and him and then left. She couldn't see her man the same way again and they broke up two weeks later kek

>>740984903
Bro, niiiiice

>>740984780
Had sex with her.

I won darksouls 2, 4 times with The same character and received platinum trophie

>>740984780
While she was sucking me I peed in her mouth she tried to stop but I wasn't letting it happen

>>740984903
>Playing non objective gamemodes

>>740985133
Did it feel good? Sounds tingly as fuck

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>>740984780
itt fantasy instead of a quite unfortunate reality

>>740985031
You should have told her to stay put. Still have free pussy along with some faggot to take care of her boring needs

>>740984780
Had bareback sex with a hot escort because she forgot to put the condom on me. Somehow she didn't notice the entire time but I think she immediately felt when my cum went in her. I tried to act like I never noticed either but she didn't believe me, slapped me hard across the face, went into the bathroom to assume wash herself out, came out and got dressed and demanded $100 extra or she'd "get someone" to beat the shit out of me. Of course I complied and she quickly left.

And no, I haven't seen her again. Too scared to try actually.

>>740985469
How is paying for sex alpha? How is paying EXTRA for sex alpha? How is paying EXTRA fir sex to prevent a fight alpha?

You sir, are a loser.

>>740985469
>paying for sex
>paying extra
>having unprotected sex with an escort

That's uh... not very alpha, anon

>>740984780
banging chicks?

Choked a girl until she passed out, her last words could've been "daddy stop"

>>740985469
>bragging about paying for sex
>go back to /r9k/

Probably the time my ex had to tell me to stop fucking her cos the multiple orgasms she had were giving her heart palpitations and she thought she might die. She ended up sucking me off and hungrily swallowing my load.

Not seeing her any more cos she was a pain in the ass outside the bedroom.

>>740984903
I remember playing vidya with my best friend's sister.
If we teamed up and I shot her accidentally,
She would punch me in the arm or leg.
It started turning me on,
So I kept doing it...
Maybe that's alpha or beta I dunno,
It is what it is...

Most alpha thing I did wasn't in the bedroom,
It was when I fingered a chick in a bar,
Right at the table.
She wasn't even a slutty chick and we had barely been dating long,
And I didn't warm up or ask her or anything,
I just got bored and jammed it down there,
And I didn't give a fuck if she enjoyed it or not...
I didn't ask...

But it this point I was considering dumping her anyway,
So I had leverage.
If you ever have leverage (you realize you're with a girl who wants to be with you more than you wanna be with her, take advantage of it - it's about the only time you can get away with sexual assault or borderline rape shit)

>>740984780
>>740984780
Had 2 girls suck my dick while a third watched. We don't chat any more.

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>>740984780
I like sex that degrades women, I like fingering girls assholes and shoving my finger down their throats, also spitting on women, and pissing in women's mouths... also hot. It's a not a regular thing, but I know of a couple girls who are really into being treated like trash in the bedroom. Those girls are keepers

>>740986039
Why was the third girl watching?

>>740986065
Did you ever get your ass eaten?

Girl agreed to swallowing my cum before I could finish asking her, then laughed a dirty shameful laugh

Never did, broke up with her a week or two later for being a sloot

Lel

I puked on a girlfriend once.

>>740986480
Frequently, cougars seem to go for that more college girls

>>740985469
LOL, similar thing happened to me,
But I never thought about it or worried much.

I fucked a sexy young hooker,
Pulled out, laid back, satisfied.
She points out the condom I was wearing is laying between her legs.
I just say 'oh yeah'
She asks if I had it on or it slipped off.
I say I don’t know, maybe it slipped off when I pulled out?
She was all concerned, and checking the condom
And her pussy.
I was just thinking 'don't care. Had sex'
I find it hard to give a shit about anything seconds after cumming.

>first year of uni, 18 and virgin
>move into house with 5 girls
>proceed to lose my virginity a couple of months in with the hottest one of them who was also a virgin and spent the rest of the year fucking her silly
>caused two of the other girls living with us to fall in a deep existential crisis about their own relationships which were long distance at the time because of how much loud kinky sex we were having
>spent the rest of the year doing the same thing and driving the other girls to cheat/end their relationships
>still with her and fuck her brains out on a regular basis, she worships my cock
>worships it so much I can pick up any chick and fuck her and my gf simultaneously
>first shot at getting laid and no regrets, no STDs and no abortions

>be 17, gf 16
>come back from holiday, been away 2 weeks
>we see each other every day usually so 2 weeks was a long time
>go round her house, head up to her room
>both super excited, hug, start making out, start kissing her on the neck
>she'd given me head like twice before, she wasn't a fan
>she basically pushed me into the bathroom
>couldn't stay in bedroom because parents downstairs
>gets on her knees, takes her dress and bra off
>sucks dick like a champ, with enthusiasm I had never seen before
>blow all over her chest, something new for us
>shit was cash
>clean up, go back to her room, spoon and watch Heroes rest of the night

Finger fucked a drunk girl in the club while sucking on her tits on the couches whilst in full view of everyone. I was fairly drunk.

>>740986660
Did you ever have threesomes with those ldr girls? Please share a story if so

it was the bathroom, but whatever...

put her on her knees in the shower, slapped her tits until they bled, pissed all over her, choked her, pulled her around by her hair, fucked her mouth, sent her home

she came back the next day and still does

>>740985469
>paying to get aids

Me: balding 28yo white manlet, trump supporting lowkey racist
Her: tall voluptuous 20yo natural hair black girl, actually head of local uni BLM group

she had a fetish for hairy guys, eating ass, and raceplay. I'd come over and she'd eat my ass for HOURS, while I call her a filthy nigger, and periodically fuck her ass/mouth/pussy or piss on her in the shower. She LOVED every second. I once had to go refill the parking meter because she ate my ass for over an hour.

I used to see this chick when I was working quite frequently, eventually got her number and started texting, then sexted one time. Went to pick her up for what she thought was a date, once she got into my car I could tell she needed it badly, just staring me down the entire time, I pulled over and pulled her over to me, we made out and I told her that were going back to my place. During the ride I grabbed her hand and put it in my crotch and told her to start playing with herself, which she did, i told her to taste herself, which she did. This bitch was so fucking compliant and willing to do whatever I asked, I was fucking amazed. Once back at my place she was my personal fuckpuppet for like an hour. I swear to god, any position, I alternated from fucking her pussy, to fucking her face. I was pulling her hair and shoving my fingers down her throat, the whole nine yards, she started begging me to cum inside her but I pulled out and nutted on her face instead, drove her home and she said "next time you should fuck me in the ass". But, my friends , there was no next time because she was a stage 5 clinger in the texts after that, and I ghosted before I introduced that baggage into my life.

>>740986084
It was spontaneous sex, and she didn't leave when they started. Must have been enjoying herself hah.

>>740986822
No I did not, at that point 3 ways weren't something either of us had seriously considered. TBH they turned out to be dirty skanks when I got to know them so I'm happy I didn't get my dick near that.

Oh also I've had a girl offer me to grab her pussy in public and declined

She was pretty cute but a sloot as well

>all these cucks who think the most alpha thing involving sex is actually having sex with whatever trash chicks

Lmao

>>740987140
Cuckette

>>740987093
How did that come to pass? This sounds like a potential sitcom.

>>740987140
Should've invited her over, work the balls while the other two fight for the dick

>>740987244
>>740987325

She got invited by the other two but didn't join. I'm like 90% she had a crush on at least one if not both the girls, I'm starting to think you're right about the cuck thing lmao.

>>740987165
You sound pathetic.

>>740987101
Unless she stalks it sounds worth putting up with that shit for such a submissive, eager girl.

>>740986065
What did your mommy do to you anon?

>>740987093
What's it like getting a rimjob? I thought it would be too senstive for 10 minutes envermind hours

>>740987396
Half the posters in this thread are bragging about fingering a chick in public like that's a big deal

I did that too, didn't think of anything of it

Kill yourself

>saw a cute girl on 4chan
>someone doxxes her
>I bookmark and bide my time, and eventually befriend her on a message board
>she moves to my city, so I offer to show her around
>go for a few drinks
>invite her back to mine another time to watch a movie
>we get 15 minutes into the movie before we're making out.
>she tells me she's had a crush on me.
>we fuck in my bed
>living the impossible dream

>>740987317
I cruise craigslist (I like to jack off to the ads for some reason) and saw her post, she sounded sane and interesting, so I reached out. Did it like 4 times before she graduated college and moved :/

>>740987485
It's OK. I mean it feels good, but not like amazing.

Thumb in ass. Fucked her while her friend was in the room.

>>740984780
came right down her throat as my nuts rested on her face

>>740987485

it feels like victory

the best part about it is just the fact that she's actually submissive enough to even do it

>>740984780

I once had sex with a girl for the sole purpose of procreation.

Made another man's wife fall in love with me.

>>740987830
I'd feel like I owned a girl if it got to the point she was eagerly eating my asshole

I had 3wines twice for money. Chat in my wife with hookers. I am into incest, who I enjoy calling the hookers 'sister'. It's all 25€, who why complain?

>>740988016

precisely my point

>>740984780
one time i told Jamal to choke her a little

Fucked a girl in front of her boyfriend at a party once. made her give me a rim job, came in her pussy then spat on her face

choked her while i fucked her until she started to gasp for air and i didnt let go until i came

>>740988368
wow this really happen ??

>>740985469
>demanded $100 extra
Hue, you got scammed. Should have told her to go get whoever it is, presumably her pimp and just go hammer time on his head, then proceed to fuck her again. Bareback.

pissed in multiple girls mouths, got some to drink
Farted down a whores throat twice as she licked my ass
Shoved an open beer into a girls pussy and made her "drink" it
Choked several girls out during rough sex
Spit in several girls mouths/faces
and other perverted shit

>>740984780
i have a few, so i'll go with fucking a slut up the ass one time, she was on her back, i was working her pussy with my fingers until i could fit my whole hand in. When my hand was in her pussy, i reached down and grabbed my cock through her pussy walls while it was in her ass. She was screaming the whole time in pleasure. I have a few others that might be up there if you are interested. I guess the best depends on your point of view

>>740988589
yeah back in college

> girl from college needed calculus tutor
> I help her.
> three weeks in she can't pay but forgot
> tell her that isn't fair we need to work out a different method of payment
> I start to suggest she cleans my apt and cooks me a meal but
> she pulls off her sweatshirt and takes off her bra
> she is just staring off blankly
> stand up pull out dick slap her face with it
> she gives decent head then I took her by the hair and fuck her face
> after 10 min or so I picked her up and threw her on the bed on her stomach
> rip her shorts down to her knees and fuck her raw in the pussy
> pretty sure she didn't expect it but she came like 3 times and was absolutely sopping wet when I licked fingers to get her lubed up
> after I cum in her pussy I kinda cleared up and asked if she was on the pill
> she said yes
> my dick started getting hard about 5 minutes later so I stood her up
> pulled down her shorts and lay on the bed
> I had fingered her asshole during doggy
> she positioned herself reverse cowgirl and put her pussy on my dick
> I spit on hand and rib dick
> I picked her up and moved her asshole on my dick and she looked back at me
I will never forget his look for the rest of my life
> she bites her lip and slides right in with this look of pain/bliss in her eyes
> I squirted I her ass almost instantly but stayed hard for a minute or two

I fucked her for like 6 months only tutored her for like 3 months

Tldr: turned a college girl into a prostitute for tutoring

>>740988368
Anon please write out the whole story, cucking betas is the hottest thing.

>>740985469
There's no way she didn't notice or "forgot" to put the condom on. It was intentional and you got played.

Most likely she clued in right away that you were a wimp, probably by being nervous or something like that, and banked on you not saying anything because you'd be that desperate for raw pussy. If you were a normal person you'd have said something, she'd have "realized her mistake" and put the condom on and things would've proceeded as normal. But no, she got to bleed an extra hundred out of you.

It's actually a fairly common scam with some girls.

Fucked one against a wall
Had sex on xtc for 4 hours straight
Made her sniff a line off my dick

dno really

>>740988849
Oh I forgot she had a boyfriend who she got married to later.

>>740987165

he said IN THE BEDROOM retard

>>740988849
Damn that sounds amazing. Hope you trained that asshole for your personal use.

>>740988627
I hope their brothers/uncle's/father's shove beer bottles up your asshole dickwad kys

>>740989050
Kek. Did you ever meet him? I don't think I could take someone seriously in person if I had their gf cumming on my cock multiple times.

>>740989135
B E T A

>>740988863
not much to it lol, we were 19 i think at some random house party, both drunk. she was pissed at her boyfriend and i was horny. started fingering her and bent her over and slapped her ass and fingered her asshole, boyfriend was in the room at this point, i was surprised he didn't just leave, she must have done this a lot i guess. fucked her mouth and made her eat my ass, bent her over and fucked her doggy, with one hand grabbing her her and the other slapping her ass and toying with her asshole. Came in her pussy raw then made her choke on my cum covered cock before spitting on her face and walking away.

i fucked 3 sluts with a shark

hi, i'm jimmy page

>>740989367
>pays for sex
>gets a kick out of degrading women probably due to deeply buried childhood trauma with women
>formulates a response in caps and waporwave
top kek

>>740989654
if both people are consenting why do you give a fuck

>>740985031
>alpha
>bisexual
pick one

1) Took off a girl's underware in the middle of the bar in the middle of happy hour.

2) Pulled up a stool in the middle of a party and made a girl dance for me.

3) Made a woman feel like a woman in the bedroom.

>>740989132
I fucked her ass every time. By the third time she said she was ready and just skipped the pussy and went to the ass. She also told me her boyfriend never fucked her face and that made her really horny. A few weeks in I went ass to mouth she didn't like it so I went ass to mouth like 4 times that day and she understood she didn't get a say. Never questioned a single thing after that. I got into ropes because of her. Haven't really tied anyone up since. I found out that if I don't have limits I am pretty fucked up.

>>740989854
you should see if she'd fuck you now

>>740984780
I showed her around my room on my birthday.

>>740989522
How'd that nigga not fight you

>>740989522
How did he react when you were getting your ass eaten or fucking her bareback? I wouldn't be suprised if he's never gotten one of them tbh. Good work putting betas in their place though fam, people who watch their girl do that don't deserve to breed.

>>740990134
Honestly i have no idea, was drunk enough to just not give a fuck about it lol. I'm guessing he was either secretly into it or it was their thing idk. pussy is pussy tho

Was fucking this chick in her boyfriends house. Face down, ass up. She was begging me to cum inside her. I pulled out, flipped her over and came on her face. I'm getting hard just remembering it.

>fucked two girls yesterday
>given a few girls orgasms by fingering them while I was driving
>got my ex to cum for like two minutes straight
>gotten multiple girls to shake for a few minutes after going down on them
>convinced a girl to give me head on her birthday

I feel like getting a girl to have a crazy orgasm is the most alpha thing you can do in a bedroom that's not a threesome or revenge.

>>740987244
cuck traits are fine in women though...nothing wrong with being a clingy, shy dork for them.

>>740989854
You must've felt smug as hell knowing he never got do fuck her face despite putting up with all her bullshit. Should've made her ass offlimits to him too.

>>740989132
Yeah he would drop her off sometimes. One night after I had helped her with her math and fucked and came in her pussy he comes up to the door and asks if I want to go grab food with them. My roommate was aware of the situation was sitting on the couch and started laughing. I said sure and went to get tacos with them. The guy was acting like we were best friends but girl was silent. He said "why are you so quiet around him" then looked at me and said "what is your secret?" I laughed and said "I don't know maybe she looks at me like some sort of authority since I am her tutor" she cracked a smile and looked the ground.

>>740990381
Was this a regular thing?

>>740990526
i would have made her entire body off limits to that cuck. would make her put him in chastity too.

>>740984780
I once choked a girl with my nuts in her mouth while another girl fucked her ass with a horsecock dildo.

>>740984780
>bring a girl i just met back to my place for ONS
>tell her to take off her pants
>the air fills with wretched tuna puss stank
>i tell her to put her clothes back on and leave, her pussy smells like shit
>"blah blah blah you said you wanted to fuck me and I came all the way back here...its an hour from my place and i took a chance because i don't even know you blah blah blah"
>no deal bitch. you stink. out.
most of you are such desperate cucks you would have buried your chinless faces in that rancid snatch

>>740989809
only a faggot would turn down a nice boipucci

>>740990526
Wew lad wonder how some people can be so dense. A freshly fucked girl is not a subtle smell.

I'm a beta who fantasises about being cucked by my crush. I fantasise about all of our friends fucking her and cumming in her and cleaning her up.

>>740990532
Semi regular for a few months until she moved out of town. Apparently the boyfriend knew for a while but didn't tell her because he was afraid of the confrontation. What a cuck. It honestly made the sex even better.

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>>740989809
>Literally no ass is safe from my dick
How is that not alpha?

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>>740989958
I was more fucked up the. Than I am now. I have a few fuck buddies who are kind of the same but I don't degrade them.
>>740990510
He was a chump. She was out of his league. She had no value for herself. she had never let anyone fuck her ass. I didn't put limits on her. Honestly I didn't care but she never let him fuck her ass. I got the impression he was a 3 pumps and I'm done kinda guy.

>>740985159
Objective is to kill the bitch you fag

>>740990913
....damn

>>740990775
Not sure of you understand what you're saying there lil fella

>>740990637
Honestly didn't care. I wasn't really viewing him as anything just her as a whore.
>>740990847
I kinda thought the same but this guy was kind of an idiot. Like he seemed like he had no idea how anything got done or worked.

This one time I slept in the same bed with a girl and when she fell asleep I started jacking off really quietly. Her breathing stopped being so heavy, you know she might've woken up any second so i couldn't finish though.

>>740990910
Must've been godly cumming all over her face and sending her back to some cuck too scared to comment on the situation. When you've got a bf like that she must've been submissive and eager as fuck with someone with a backbone.

>>740984780
I once changed to channel with out telling my mum

>>740984780
Calling things alpha comes across as so desperate. Just do the shit, don't diminish it with "alpha"

>>740990647
Sounds like a random arrangement

>>740991236
Yeah pretty much nothing makes you feel more alpha than getting a girl to cheat on her boyfriend in his house when he knows about it. We eventually moved it to a motel down the street cause she started to feel bad for him lol. He was helping her with some living expenses. I honestly don't know why he didn't dump her. He wasn't even fucking her. The whole situation was fucking crazy.

> tfw looked up porn with a girl when I was 8

>>740991881
Do you have any pictures from her?

>>740991442
It was a threesome about a year ago - I was choking my wife's friend. I also beat her ass raw and fucked if that matters

>>740990873
i'd fill her up for you cuckboy

>>740991881
Kek, love how she felt bad about getting creampied in his bed but not bad enough to stop taking dick from an actual man. I can only guess she was out of his league and he accepted the situation. Any other good fuck sessions with her stick out in your mind?

>>740991978
I fucking wish dude. This was before mobile phones had good cameras

I pulled her legs onto my shoulders.

no.

>>740984780
its funny all these people constantly posting about being alpha are all insecure little faggots.

>>740984780
Fucked a chinc once at a hollow web party. She was a deos muerte chic or however you spell that Mexican shit. I couldn't stand looking at her stupid skull face so I told her to turn her head and look at the wall so I could cum..

>>740984780
Sent her to the kitchen to make something to eat

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i just give high quality orgasms

not sure what you mean by alpha but if you arent poking her deep, while fingering her ass and pulling her hair from around to make her look at you, you arent doing it right.
you shouldnt go straight for that unless she seems like shes really into it but its usually more of a finishing move

>>740984780
Not in a Bedroom but 2 summers ago I met this girl. She and her father rented an appartment in the same building my parents have theirs. She was alone in the pool reading a book so I started talking to her. That night I invited her out and ended up fucking her in the stairs to the appartment her father rented. Next day she invited me out for dinner with her father and his friends. I started fingering her at the table right next to her father.....felt good! I fucked her at the beach that night! I don't see her anymore!

She wanted sex. I was eating a pizza. Told her to shut the fuck up. Finished pizza, went to sleep. Fucked that bitch in the morning.

>>740986615
you should go and check for any STDs, maybe thats why she looked worried

I've cucked my fiance and fucked her friends in front of her. We've been together for 7 years and only bridesmaid I haven't fucked is her sister.
It's odd since I only fucked half a dozen girls solo in college, but I've had over a dozen threesomes.

Went on tour with my hockey team, made out with the captains gf in the middle of the club with everyone there including the bf he was pissed but somehow didn't start shit and they stayed together

I run a load company, well this married couple ended up owing me around 20 grand, they can't pay and had both of their car titles up ad collateral, so they let me fuck the wife on a whenever I call basis, now I had no respect for this woman and if she denied my odd requests I'd just take their cars. We did all sorts of shit from rim jobs to pissing on her, a few times I'd ask her husband to watch and he'd actually cry.

>>740992888
Are the friends not weired out by your wife wanting to watch? Share the best experience you had with one of the bridesmaids

>>740992076
She was a little freak. Perfect D cup tits, banging tanned body, cute face, long red/brown hair. Never wanted to fuck with a condom, loved getting creampied and cumshots. Like I've never fucked a girl who worshiped my cum before (or after). I gotta be real, it was crazy hot. She had a rape fantasy and liked it really rough. I slapped her across the face once and it made her lip bleed. She went CRAZY, rolled me over, and rode me hard till long after I cummed.

We would almost fuck at least two times every night we got together.

A major freak with obvious daddy issues. Perfect for a six month fuck buddy.

>>740987101
You ignore the texts, you text her when you want her to come over and service you. You kinda fucked this up, she was texting because she craved being controlled and used. Doesn't mean you ever have to respond to her.

Dead ass got this religious good girl fuckkked on xanax, and then proceeded to fuck her with no condom. I think she liked it.

>>740985876
Dude, same here. She was starting to feel pain down there with every thrust because didn't wanted to stop there. She was a sex freak but a huge cunt as a person

>>740991069
I'm saying you're a faggot, little faggot.

>>740987101
they all send clingy texts...its a test bruh

>>740988849
sounds to me like she played you, got some dick, some free tutoring, man the perks of being a girl

>>740990770
absolutely not; im a horny fucker but that smell is rumored to be VERY difficult to get rid of.

>>NO THANKS

>>740984780
>be me, 25
>living with girlfriend, 22, I work, she don't
>my job has a lot of travel involved, she is left home often without me
>Get to come home a day early from a trip, decide to surprise her
>get home, sneak into apartment without making much noise
>hear her moaning sexually in the bedroom
>fucking pissed man
>storming through house to get to bedroom as quickly as possible, silently cursing her name
>whole time I'm thinking "I buy this chick clothes, food, housing... she pays for nothing!"
>get to door
>bust through that shit in a half second
>she's on the bed, completely naked
>has a my college graduation photo in her right hand, and her left is burried three fingers deep in her snatch. She's fingering the crap out of herself over thoughts of me....
>anger literally leaves my body, never to return.
>tears in my eyes I fuck the shit out of her right then and there, bareback, she was already lubed up
>she's all "omg what are you doing home!"
>Came buckets in her, not one shit given. We needed new sheets after that... she complains she's not on the pill, blah blah blah...

Fast forward 3weeks later..

>I knocked her the fuck up, we got married later that year so our kid isn't a Snow.
>been married 7 years now.


Tldr, I locked her down hard and fast

>>740994232
I do the finger test with bitches, stick a finger in there very early on and ensure it doesn't smell awful. I've only had the test come back positive once, that bitch smelled so bad I bleached my hand when I got home and the pussy stink was still there.

>Fucked a chick in the arse
>Pulled out
>Piece of corn on my knob
>Jammed cock in her mouth
>She swallowed corn kernel
>Slapped her on the arse
>Told her to vacate my premises
>She cried and called me an arsehole
>Then left to never be seen again

>get girl to toss my salad
>fuck her for a bit
>shes on top
>pull out, jam my cock in her ass
>take her anal v
>dick is 7" long and 6" in girth
>tight as fuck, painful as fuck for her
>begs me to stop but i keep pulling her down onto me
>tears from her eyes
>cum in her ass
>her ass bleeds for the next week
feelsgoodman

>>740984780
a girl brought me back from the bars. Fucked her once before and knew she didn't like giving oral. That night she goes for it, it was so awful that I just pushed her off my dick and told her I was tired. She cried, and I was like "can we talk about this tomorrow." She just stormed off. It felt alpha cause I did not give a flying fuck about her.

>>740994398
That's actually pretty cool, make sure you tell the kid why s/he was conceived when they're older.

Did you ever tell her you thought she was cheating when you heard the noise?

>>740984780
>implying we even get female attention

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>>740992136
Actually this bitch looks freakishly like her. Same hair color/length, same body type/skin color. Minus the shitty tattoo...

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>>740995177

>>740994913
a female looked at me today, then I stumbled and she laughed nervously.

that kinda counts.

>>740994149
Honestly worth it. Didn't have to speak with her outside of tutoring.

Mouthgag, tie her to the bed... Finger her in the pussy.. Stops and get a beer sitts next to her listening to metal and filming everything.
Masturbate a little continue to finger her until she comes.
Fuck her wet pussy a little... Take another beer... Finger her & masturbate until i come over her face.... A little more fingering aand smearing my cum.over her face and pussy.
Pack all of my stuff.... Untie one hand and leave.
2days later she msg me "if you want beer, they are in my fridge. Im.in the bed waiting"

>>740984780
used to live with 2 girls who were into each other too. 3 some lasted 6 months, was tired all the time

I found out that my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me for a little over a month, but she had no idea that I knew. So instead of calling her out on it right then and there, I hatched up an idea and I tried my absolute hardest not to blow my cover. So I keep things cool, pretend like everything is fine and she's telling me all this bullshit about how she loves me and all that nonsense. So one day, we are out at the mall and I convinced her to come into this one corner that was hidden so we could fuck (we are both frisky and love doing it in public, so this wasn't unusual for us) and I made her take her pants and thong off for me before making her suck my dick. She swallowed every last drop of my cum, and then I grabbed her pants and underwear and kneeled down to her and I told her "I know what you did, you fucking cheated on me and broke my heart. Go and live with the guy you cucked me for. See if he'll deal with your bullshit for 3 years like I did, because you no longer live at my house, cunt. Your shit will be outside to pick up later."

I took her pants, underwear and her phone with me, so she was halfway naked in the mall and couldn't call her friends or anyone to bring her some clothes. I only saw her once after that and that was when she was picking up her shit off of my driveway. Fucking broads, man.

>>740995774
that's not alpha. That's just (justified) hate.

>>740984780
Tipped my fedora.

>>740995958
Either way, it made me feel good.

>>740987093
Me: tall voluptuous 20yo natural hair black girl, actually head of local uni BLM group
Him: Embarrassing neck beard who I had to block on Facebook for sending me creepy messages.

Fucked a chick and her sister in a threesome in their parents house. Much X involved.
Fucking underageb& girl in the ass. Some creative positioning and a blanket, and our heads are at opposite ends of the couch. Dad comes in and hangs out for a bit as we "watch TV". I slow stroke her until he leaves, then finish railing her out.
In college, wake up in bed with chick. Eat her out, make out with her a bit, then go make out with and finger her roommate while I'm still covered in girl #1's juices. Then left for class. Neither girl was my GF, who was upstairs in the same dorm.

>>740985608
this as fuck

>>740994804
No, tbh, never told her. Its more beautiful without my raging anger and not trusting her.

I might tell him how he was concieved... i might not... he's really just now noticing girls... i think it might be weird telling him how I railed his mom for almost 45min...

I still rail her almost every day...

Made a poor girl start taking expensive birth control because I wanted to creampie her, only to break up with her a day after she gets on it.

Obviously not

>>740985927
wouldve been alpha if you fingered a girl you just met but she was your girlfriend. you are definitely not an alpha, but you have potential

>>740986518
>asked
not alpha

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some of your stories sound like this

>>more stories please

Hung around with a girl for a while, went on a walk with her and i fingered her, she sucked my cock in the woods

>>740996629
bump

>>740985665
not mentioning the

>free aids

>>740995774

have a (you)

>>740997336
What?

>>740993929
>>740985876

why are the fucking crazy ones always so good in the sack fml

>>740985109
absolute madman

>>740997312
>paid aids

>>740992454
Based

>>740993112
You're fucked in the head but that's funny af I don't understand why people take loans like that and not from actual banks and how tf they manage to go 20 grand in debt to 1 person they must have been stupid af they got what they asked for

>>740984780
Not in a bedroom, but I once did a line of cocaine off the inner thigh of a naked Thai hooker on top of a pool table in a bar.

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>>740984780
Since im a beta and ive never had any interaction with the opposite sex, imma just ask for sauce on that image.

>>740985133
>i did that to a girl too. i was at a hospital asked a nurse to use a patients bathroom i had a urinal with me so i didn't need her. i took out my urinal the next thing i know she was sucking me off. i peed in her mouth.

i fapped to much so i couldn't really feel anything. i started thrusting.

i had sex with a girl.

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>>740988849
>i'm a calculus tutor and this has never happened

>>740984780
hitting in doggy, lotta pussy cream my lads, pulled and laid down like you know what to do slut...she paused and sucked her juices off for a little bit before getting on top. She was paying for all my heroin and cocaine for a bit too. Gawd i was such a fuckin worm..,.but my early 20s were off the chain

>>740987101
May I have her number?

>>740994398
god bless america

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>>740984780
Banged a co worker for several hours. It was after a night of partying and when I'm drunk I am literally unable to cum no matter how hard I try. She was a freak and we did everything in the book. Every position in the book, anal, ass to mouth everything. 10/10.

Fist fucked a milf twice my age until she squirted. Then finished in her ass. It was a glorious day.

My GF is kinky as fuck - allows me to do basically whatever I want to do to her. I've fingered her ass deep while fucking her, pulled it out and gagged her with it. Slapped and spit on her, etc. All within her "limits" apparently. She's been choked out lots of times, likes being dominated. One of my favs is her asking for me to let her know what I was cumming as she blew me. She didn't want to swallow, but she did. Told her to "go as deep as she could", and as she did I forced her to stay down. She straggled as I was fully in her throat, cumming. It was awesome.

>>740984780
assisted the birth of a baby.

>>740994398
I enjoyed your story.

>>740992865
>you should go and check for any STDs, maybe thats why she looked worried

she was thinking, "this nigga gone die"

College roommate was a 1/10 kisses virgin with a hard drive full of Asian porn. I really enjoyed fucking my Vietnamese GF loud enough for him to hear.

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Forced dick down throat while cumming

>>740984780
Licked a blow pop, slid it inside her and had her lick it. Did it again, and finished off the pop myself

>>740990134
Because it never happened.

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Turned to another page in the magazine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg