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Hey /b/ I need advice, In about an hour myself and my girlfriend

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Hey /b/

I need advice,

In about an hour myself and my girlfriend will be joined by another girl and we will be having a FMF threesome. The reason being that my girl is Bi and wanted to explore it but have me involved, so the only logical choice was that we find a hot chick to bang.

I need any and all pointers and tips I can get
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>>740941879
Bumping with quality pron
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>>740941879
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>>740941879
Just have fun /b/ro, I've been in an FMF before and its fucking great, all you can really do is just go with it, make it up as you go along. It'll be great anon
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>>740941964
Cheers man,

Yeah just getting a bit nervous that with twice as many holes to fill I might blow a bit sooner than usual. In which case Im intending on just getting hard again and diving back in.
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OP is in drugs and hallucinating
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>>740942045
That thought crossed my mind, but it turns out that I just have a kick ass girlfriend who wants to bang a slut with me..
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>>740941879
>>>740941964
>Cheers man,
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>Yeah just getting a bit nervous that with twice as many holes to fill I might blow a bit sooner than usual. In which case Im intending on just getting hard again and diving back in.


Hahaha if this isnt the biggest fucking b8 thread ive ever come across. Post pics or LITERALLY FUCK OFF
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>>740942028
Focus on eating one out while the other rides your cock, get them to play with eachother when you're close to buy yourself some time. OR blow your load, continue to lick pussy, and wait for your dick to go hard again.
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>>740942105
Sorry man, no pics to post as of yet, but I may well have some good ones afterwards. In which case I will definitely post them up here for my /b/ros

>>740942125
Yeah, im hoping this works.. Wish I had had the forethought to find someone who sells viagra.. That would have been fucking brilliant
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The one solid tip; Always show your gf more attention! Girls get very jealous in threesomes
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>>740942099
No. Your gf is a WHORE. If shes willing to share you and have the sexual appetite to get touched by someone else. She will 100% cheat on you. Betas like you constantly end up alone and kill themselves from heart break because they think they have 'hit the jackpot and their whore of a gf is only a whore for them because they are so rich and alpha and have a 9 inch cock she couldnt possible want anyone else, youll always satisfy here for the rest of your life' youll guarenteed be back on here in a matter of weeks crying about how you have your gf and how much of a whore she is with an expose gf thread. Ive seen this 10000 times before. You are emotionally retarded. Your girl wants 3somes you think she'll stop at one girl, with you? Hahaha .. anyway all this is a b8 thread anyway so enjoy my interactions you fucking cuck
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>>740942282
Yeah Ive been told to watch this, because the last thing i want is to upset her or worse

>>740942299
Thanks for the input man, I guess that is always a possibility true. I am hoping she doesnt, and she doesnt seem like the type. I guess if someone is going to cheat though, they will do it anyway, with or without my interaction so I may as well get some crazy threeways out of the deal right?
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>>740942407
Anon, today you responded to bait, but did so in a way that makes you a legend. Good luck with your threesome mate, post pics when done.
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Where are these pics from? Who are these beautiful russian sloots?
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>>740942647
To be honest I dont actually have the sauce, but they were from an imugr folder.

>>740942624
Thanks mate, that anon had some valid points and theres no sense in ignoring someones opinion when I was the one to ask for it in the first place.

Yeah ill try haha and I will post up whatever goodness I get, be it photos or WebMs from my gopro
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>>740941879

Here's the thing: the best thing you can do on your first threesome is to make sure your GF has the time of her life.

Make sure to concentrate on her enjoyment, make eye-contact with her and make sure she understands that you do this with and for her.

The last thing you want is for your gf to think you liked the other girl more or that you've been unsatisfied with just her because you enjoyed yourself so much with someone else.

This can be a good thing for both of you, as long as you don't blow it by being a horn dog.

Might be best to leave the initiative on any future encounters - if any - to her, too. This will allow her to feel in control and you to have some fun with two chicks. Win win.
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>>740942299
>>740941879
I hate to say this OP but this literally happened to me. Not even 2 weeks after our first FMF threesome with my gf, she cheated on my with one of my friends and tried to fuck the few rest of my friend I had.

However I will say that threesome was probably the wildest and most fun sex I've ever had. Definitely would be worth it if women weren't lying whores but it is what it is.
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>>740942624
Wasnt b8 faggot. His gf is a whore. The human psychology behind what she has requested goes far beyond a fun night. If he is HONEST with himself about the type of girl he is with, then OP is a fucking ALPHA and has a more developed mind then 99% of you other cucks.
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>>740942825
Hmmm solid advice man, Ill be sure to take it onboard, cos I agree the last thing i want is to lose her over some random chick.

>>740942876
Im sorry to hear that, thats pretty rough. Do you think that the Threesome was the catalyst or that it would have gone that way regardless?
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>>740941879
>>>740942299
>>>740941879
>I hate to say this OP but this literally happened to me. Not even 2 weeks after our first FMF threesome with my gf, she cheated on my with one of my friends and tried to fuck the few rest of my friend I had.
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>However I will say that threesome was probably the wildest and most fun sex I've ever had. Definitely would be worth it if women weren't lying whores but it is what it is.

See! You fucking cucks. WHORES ARE WHORES. You arent ALPHAS because you think you found a whore that just want to be your whore and worship you. You are emotionally undeveloped if you think otherwise. I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ive been with 95 girls in my like. I know thats hard to believe on a fucking cuck website like this.. but out of those girls i only seriously dated 5 of them and i never got cheated on because i got out the moment I thought the girl wasn't in it 100% you gotta know what your dealing with and when its time to move on and not be a sad little faggot.
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>>740942825
I second this. Make sure your GF has a good time. Or it will never happen again.
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>>740943003
Well my situation probably isn't the same, although possilbly similar, idk. Allow me to greentext
>have super duper awesome gf with high sex drive but pretty jealous
>tries 1/2 hit of lsd for the first time
>claims to become "more sexually explorative"
>Never used to want to have threesomes but now wants to try getting gangbanged and shit
>howdoilivemylifelikethis
>find slut to have threesome with
>very fun for everyone
>4 weeks later get into fight with dude on facebook
>dude tells me he fucked my girl
>bitch couldn't even ask me for threeway, she just cheated on me
>people are trash.
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>>740943170
Bait for the bait throne!!

>>740943124
I understand what you're saying and exactly where you are coming from. I have been in a few realtionships that have ended up in the girl slutting out on me and cheating. I do want to say that this girl im with now feels so vastly different in every way BUT I get that is part of being in the moment. If it blows up in my face I will remember your words and that you did tell me so.
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>>740943209
YOU POST THAT BECAUSE YOUVE NEVER DELT WITH A REAL FUCKING ALPHA BEFORE. IM STANDING HERE BARE CHESTED WITH MY THROBBING 9 INCH HARD CAWK READ TO FUCK WHORES THEN THROW THEM AWAY WHEN IM DONE BECAUSE IM EMOTIONALLY FUCKING INTELLIGENT. UNLIKE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT HAVENT EVEN FELT A PAIR OF FAKE TITS IN YOUR LIFE
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>>740943250
Well fuck mate, that sucks ass. Im really sorry you had to go through that. Consider your warning noted
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>>740942407
honestly very good response
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>>740943319
can't help it but
>emotionally intelligent
>acts like this on an anonymous image board

KEK
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>>740942299
>>740942959
>>740943124
>>740943319
t. no kiss virgin who made his way off of /r9k/
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>>740941879
cant speak out of experience but having one girls pussy on your face and the other on your cock gotta be sweet
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SOMEONE FIND THE FUCKING A1 SAUCE FOR THE FUCKING JAILB8 CUCK OP KEEPS POSTING. IVE SEEN ONE OF THEM BEFORE. THEY ARE RUSSIAN. while im 100% genuine in everything ive said. ILL LEAVE YOU JEWS ALONE IF YOU GIVE ME THE STEAK SAUSE
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>>740943394
>replying to anything in allcaps
>using kek
you are a cunt and a newfag. go fuck yourself you cuck
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>>740943498
You dont want no smoke with me you little jew. You wouldnt last a day with my cock
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911? yes this is anon im making this call secretly, we are being held hostage in a thread. bring sauce please, he is taking eyes
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>>740943495
Are they Jailbait? I know they look it, but I thought they were just those models that look underage but are in reality like 18-20

>>740943477
Yeah I cant wait to do that hey, and even just having the girls 69 whilst I fuck them both
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>>740943498
go fuck myself cuck, oh no im so deeply insulted

get a grip mate
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>>740943683
>mate
lurk moar
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>>740943619
Jesus h christ how many do you have you fucking jew. Post them all.
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>>740943715
kek
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>>740943779
Got a whole folder actually
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>>740943827
Isn't the girl on the right the one in all those photos holding the black guy's cock?
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I found out there names on my own. No thanks to you fucking jews. Btw OP claims to have GF and 3some on the way yet he's sitting here posting porn pics.. and yet im the only one calling b8 on this cuck? You hermaphrodites would rather call b8 on me then this trap? Fucking unreal. You are all emotionally stupid.
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Thanks for all the advice guys, I gotta go now as the other chick is on her way.

Wish me luck!!
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>>740943250
funny how she only realized what she really wanted when she took LSD. opens up the personality, some say.
>your gf was a slut in denial

dont sweat it. you had a threesome, not many guys can say that about themselves. theres more than enough women on the planet for you to find love in.
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>>740944024
Shalom.
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>>740943915
Emily Bloom & Katie A & Milena D
took me 4 seconds you lazy fuck
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>>740941879
>Thanks for all the advice guys, I gotta go now as the other chick is on her way.
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>Wish me luck!!

See how he RUNS like a rat the moment I point out how he's just sitting here posting porn like a fucking beta. Instead of being with his imaginary gf and getting ready for their imaginary holocaust girl to partake in a 3some. YOUVE ALL BEEN B8ED. I called it from the fucking start. You cucks sat here and gave advice about something that doesnt exist. I did it for a fuckin larp. You cunts put your heart and souls into this. ANOTHER CUCK BITES THE DUST
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>>740944237
Lol, keep jerking yourself off mate. Enjoy the empty thread :)
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>>740944237
>OP says chick is coming for a threesome in an hour.
>Has to leave about an hour later because "Chick is coming over"

retard
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>>740944237
He's posting it, you're saving it and searching for more of the same. What's your excuse - stuck in a wheelchair?
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>>740944237
So....you want a fucking gold star on your forehead or what? Jeez calm the fuck down
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>>740944030
Godspeed you beautiful bastard.
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>>740944384
gonna continue his legacy and post from my folder
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>>740944347
get a life. you are fucked for being this worked up even if he is faking
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OP's imgur album
imgur.com/a/wkSLy
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>>740941879
>wear metal accessories
>into a sauna
too unrealistic 0/10
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>>740944068
No she and I always knew she was a slut, just not unloyal
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>>740943989
Is the niggaz face shopped?
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>>740944407
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>>740944237
Top lol

You really that desperate to push your cuck/bbc agenda? We get it by now, you had a girlfriend who cucked you with a bbc, go slit your wrists if it hurts your heart that much
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>>740944439
I know right? And why is one of them wearing the fluffy boots? That would obviously be too hot to wear in a sauna... Really ruined my immersion :-/
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>>740944579
its making me do captcha so cbf. enjoy whats there
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Guarentee OP posts ZERO pics of his fake soviet union 3some. You've all be b8ed fucking holocaust survivors. You sacks of shits will never fuck.
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>>740942282
What he said, that's my wife on the right,
We indulge from time to time but I always concentrate on my woman more than the other.
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>>740944724
nice slim body
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>>740941879
Honestly get one of those pills from the local porn shop. You'll stay hard all night. I've been in several fmf with my wife. I always keep one in stock just in case. They'll both be satisfied. Just remember to pay more attention to your gf than the new girl, hard as it may be. Otherwise jealousy becomes an issue.
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>>740944724
CUCK
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>>740944888
Really???
Get a grip faggot
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>>740944992
fuck dude, i need to know.
does a bj from two girls feel as good as it looks?
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>>740945064
Yeah but that's as far as it goes for me, I NEVER fuck the other woman only my wife. That's our rules
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>>740945127
i mean thats still pretty cool but i'd be a little mad haha. More Emily Bloom in thanks for your pics
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Prepare for this
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>>740944877
GUARENTEE you've also been in a MMF with your wife as well.. YOU CUCK. Go ahead lie to /b but you know the truth ;)
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>>740945311
more you wife is hot as fuck
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>>740945127
BUT YOU LET ANOTHER DUDE FUCK HER HAHAHAHA YOU CUCK
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>>740945127
what do you do with the other woman? handjob and bj? do you get to cum on her? how do you risist fuckingher lol and what dose she do. is she into just women ?
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>>740945617
I smell a virgin
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>>740945377
jesus fuck poor guy... is it you?
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>>740941879
>Prepare for this

Exactly
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>>740945377
Deja vu to whats going on here. She says the friend is a girl but itll be Bradley
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You know, I've never really understood the obsession with the "CUCK XDDD" stuff in threads like these.
I've been in a relationship for about 8 years now, sometimes we swing, sometimes it's just threesomes.
Mostly it's FFM or me getting some action (about 80%), sometimes it's MMF (about 20%).

I genuinely think it's just impotent jealously or actual real autism that causes people to sperg out over situations like this.
Sure, you can potentially get hurt really bad and it's definitely not for everyone, but in the end it's just sex.
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>>740945377
Deja vu to whats going on here. She says the friend is a girl but itll be Bradley

>>740941879
>You know, I've never really understood the obsession with the "CUCK XDDD" stuff in threads like these.
>I've been in a relationship for about 8 years now, sometimes we swing, sometimes it's just threesomes.
>Mostly it's FFM or me getting some action (about 80%), sometimes it's MMF (about 20%).
>
>I genuinely think it's just impotent jealously or actual real autism that causes people to sperg out over situations like this.
>Sure, you can potentially get hurt really bad and it's definitely not for everyone, but in the end it's just sex.

Spoken like a true cuck.
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>>740946642
You are literally a cuck. And hey, if you're proud of it (which it sounds like you are) then all the more cuck power to you.
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>>740946642
If you dont mind your gf getting her box smashed open by a BBC while you stand there and watch like a beta with your little cock in your hand.. then yeah, you wouldn't understand
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>>740946642
Hahahaha what the fuck hahahaha
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>>740946642
Yes. Anyone who laughs at cucks is because they are jelous that they themselves cant watch another guy fuck their girlfriend....... lol are you fucking insane?

All youve done is accept your place in the world. You are a little man that belongs in cuckold kingdom. You allow other men to fuck your girlfriend of 8 YEARS, because youll do absolutely NOTHING about it. You're a good little cuck that cant bear to lose his girlfriend so you go along with whatever whore shit she wants to do. You are a worthless little man that stands for nothing in this world.

I could come put my big dirty dick on your girlfriends face and you know what would happen... well, itll be like conor mcgregor says.. YOULL DO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING!!

So fuck off out of here and go and kill yourself so 5 dirty black men fuck your girlfriend in all her loose holes ontop of your pathetic grave
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>>740946951
Several years back I came to the conclusion that this is exactly why relationships are pointless; women are always going to crave the alpha, but the majority of males on this planet are betas. Deep down most of us will always know that we aren't sufficient. Conclusion: being in a relationship actually takes a bigger toll on your self-esteem than being single does.
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>>740948237
Good. You admit you are a pathetic little beta. Good little cuck.
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>>740948296
I'm not the guy who wrote this >>740946642 post. I've never been into the cuck stuff. Was just adding my two cents.
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>>740948515
Seems like he went into hiding. Your overall outlook on relationships how they are more depressing than being single is absolutely true. People fall into a trap of bullshit dependency and its pathetic. Your acceptance of girls just wanting alphas is ridiculous though. Find a girl thats into the same stuff as you. I like literature,art and movies.. so I find girls that are like wise. I dont expect to date a girl that parties every weekend and has tattoos and then be a depressed cunt when she ends up with a guy that goes to the gym 6 days a week. That would be my own fault, i would be totally ignoring the true nature of her spirit and trying to force myself to believe that itll work based on false hope and a hard cock. You can be an alpha of your own field. You like computers? Dominate that shit. You look books? Dominate it etc.. an alpha to me, is someone that stays in their own lane, stands behind what they enjoy and doesnt follow the crowd.. and definitely.. DEFINITELY NEVER FUCKING CUCKS!!
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>>740949255
Yeah, I agree with pretty much everything you said. I've just always had self-esteem issues I guess. My personality type is 'the outwardly comedic guy who is actually a shattered dysfunctional mess on the inside, and also has substance abuse issues'. Girls actually like me, but when they make hints at the fact that they like me I don't actually have the nerve to pursue it, which leaves me thinking that I'm more of a beta personality.
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>>740942407
A++; you've proven yourself worthy of the threesome
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>>740943319
lighten up, Captain Capslock
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>>740943989

such chemistry
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>>740943124
>WHORES ARE WHORES
nice tautology, faggot
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>>740941964
Or it could permanently ruin his relationship.
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sadasdasdsadas
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>>740949822
oh look at me i did a philosophy unit
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>>740942105
>Post pics
>Hasn't happened yet

Are you a mong, anon?
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>>740949577
I'm a lot like that as well at times. Ive done a bit of stand up comedy and all my material was self deprication. Its the funniest and most true comedy there is. We must laugh at ourselves before we can ever laugh at others. And substance abuse? Man, that just makes you more of an enigma. Use that to your advantage rather than something to be ashamed of (if you are). And it sounds like you talk to girls, so next time you do.. remember all the times that NOTHING eventuated. So what do you truly have to lose? Nothing in this world actually matters man, nothing is tangibly real.. so whats it other peoples business making you feel uncomfortable? You cant have any fear. Your world is your own and the only things that exists are what you allow to be in it. I cant stand optimists and the idiocy of positive attitude. But one thing i do believe in is not giving a fuck. Because giving a fuck will send you insane and fill your mind with pain that isnt real. Im probably talking shit at this point, but Please try to give less of a fuck and tell a girl she has deece tits and you want to hang out. Itll go further than you think. Remember.. NOTHING MATTERS.
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>>740949822
Thanks cuck. Wheres your input to this fucking b8 thread? I hijacked this shit a long time ago and am the only reason its still alive..so show some FUCKING RESPECT TO A REAL DON WHEN YOU SEE ONE
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>>740950219
He could post pics of his imaginary gf in her underwear with a timestamp you fcuking jew. OH BUT WE WONT ASK THAT OF OP WILL WE?? WE'LL JUST SKIP ALONG DOWN THIS FUCKING HOLOCAUST BAIT THREAD. You must like a good fiction read. Most cucks do.
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>>740950230
Strangely, even though I have such a high level of self-hatred, self-deprecating comedy actually isn't my style; people are always telling me I should be sending my portfolio to The Onion because I have a good sense of satire. I agree with you in regards to nothing mattering/optimists are idiots; I'm more of an existential nihilist myself. I don't give a fuck what people think of me in a general social sense, but strangely I still crumble around girls. That's always been my downfall. Also, sorry if I'm kind of disjointed. I've been drinking heavily this morning.
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>>740950842
You drink in the morning? Now we're talking.
Welcome, you are amongst friends.
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>>740951046
6:48 am where I am, been drinking since approximately 1 am. I usually continue until 3 pm.
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This thread fucking devolved real fast.
Cuck posting is the cancer killing this website.
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>>740951410
what do you call the guy that wants to fuck other peoples gfs cause thats me
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>>740951487
a chad
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>>740951487
In the 'cuck' community, that's usually called a 'bull'.
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>>740951605
why're there so many cucks but so few bulls?
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>>740951410
Cuck lives matter
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>>740951487
Hahahaha
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>>740951730
As one poster mentioned above, the majority of males are betas. The minority are alphas. This is true in any species.
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>>740951730
As opposed to simply being confident enough in yourself to please your partner, you have to be confident enough to please somebody else's partner, preferably better than they can. Also in front of them.
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>>740941879

>>740943989 yes.

Every one in here fapping who is white is a fucking retard.
For 1400 years whites have been taken as slaves by blacks and arabs.

The slave wives would wear the chain belt that these girls are wearing.
They themselves are so dumb that they dont know this, you fapping there, yeah you.

You are fappin to dumb girls who are posted by some anti white person depicting these girls as slaves, they are as such because money enslaves them.
You dont have money so you fap the stemcells out of your body with each load you blow at these "porn" threads that make you masturbate to white girls who are symbol for 1400 years of women brutally being taken from their homes when the men are out hunting or fishing (they would take the women only when the men where away or heavily outnumbered).


But if you are a non white, or a cuck getting turned on by all this, go a head and give yourself ED by over masturbation
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>>740952931

KILL ALL CUCKS. Amirite?
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>>740943124
>got cheated on because i
So this is why you are in this subtle IR thread making white bois wank and feel pleasured by girls enslaved by blacks and arabs, sure bud.
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http://imgur.com/a/wkSLy
this is the imgur, is there a video or no?
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So the moral of this thread is if you have a really good girlfriend that you want to potentially wife do not explore her sexuality. She will end up wanting more and more and u will become unable to deal with the situaction.

I have been with Bi crazy ass woman for a one year. We planned thresomes (never made it happend) so wanted me to spank her really bad and I enjoyed this at some point.
We broke up and I met my current GF the same day.
We end up in bed, best sex I have ever had in my life. Not a chubby slut like the one before.
Fucking 10/10 skinny Ukrainian perfection.

Being used to talk with the slutty one I few times asked her about her sexuality and the difference was really big. The current one doesnt masturbate that much, dont wanna ever fuck two guys or a girl.

Was stange for me at first. But then I realized that is exactly as a wife material loocks like.

She now deepthroats me, I bang her regularly in various positions and we are looking for exploring anal. All that with being 100% she does it only for me and she actually dispise even looking at other naked people or showing her body to anyone else than me.

And you know I actually stopped wanting other woman as well.

Conciering everything posted on 4chan is a ficion I am an actual 23 years old and wants to fucking marry my perfect woman.
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>>740954398
and for fucks sake I should an hero for my bad fucking english, bad storytelling skills and reddit spacing
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>>740941879
This threesome is for you to fuck ur girl
Only and let the other bitch do shit to her and possibly to u. People think 3 somes are like you just go at it. You usually pick one (the one not into it as much) and u fuck her cause the other one is more willing to like suck on a ball or use a hand when useful. Stick to fucking ur chick and see where it goes from there.
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>>740941879
end of relationship in
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>>740944384
What's her name again?!
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