it's not the picture you asked for, but it's the picture

Toaster

Smash in microwave door and turn it on for 5 mins

>>740934596
Thiiiiiiiissssssssss

>>740934596
Rawl for reasons
Do a South Park get balls cancer and use it as a thing I can't think of the name of

>>740934596
roll

>>740934145
whipped cream and cherry on top

>>740934321
Roll

>>740934712
Lol this

SMASH IN OVEN DOOR WHILE OVEN ON

dip in salsa, put on plate next to chips

Unload them on your face and into your mouth

>>740934882
SOO CLOSE

Stick em in a toaster and turn it on

>>740934791
Roll

>>740934996
FUCK

>>740934882
roll

>>740934987
Reroll

>>740934882
rollski

Coat in jam, place on ant hill

>>740934987
This

>>740935123
Lawl

Chop them off

lick em like a good popsicle

>>740935123
Roll

>>740935195
What this guy replied to

>>740935123
Reroll

If you have a dog peanut butter if not just dip in salsa or something and fingerlick it off

dip in flour, dip in beaten eggs, dip in breadcrumbs, dip back in eggs, dip back in breadcrumbs. Optional: fry in oil

Place on head of nearest animal

Rub in grizzly bear's face

>>740935123
Trips get

>>740935123
Rr

>>740935277
rolling

>>740935274
reroll

Run over by car

go to the nearest public place and put leaves on them
with proof

>>740935277
rool

>>740934145
Put them on Neapolitan ice cream for one minute. Then cum on yourself.

Sew scrotum into thighs to make webbed crotch

put them on the first person you see outside

>>740935441
roll

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This but with your balls like that one faggot did.
Anyone remember that?

>Its surprisingly therapeutic.

Buy a tarantula from the pet shop and place it, as well as a cricket on your balls

>>740935277
final roll before bed

>>740935499
Roll

Ice for 5 hours

>>740935553
>off by 2

>>740935555
QUADS

>>740935555
FUCKING QUAD

>>740935555
That counts right?

>>740935555
Oh shit, QUAAAAADDDD

>>740935555
WINRAR

>>740935555
Winrar.exe OP. Do a before and after

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>>740935499

ive witnessed a fucking miracle

good on you quad anon

And op was never heard from again...

>>740935555
FUCK

Op we depend your balls frozen!

>>740935702
That was the tamest thing I rolled, actually.

>>740935698
This too

>>740935698
Fucking crazy

OP here, I'll do my very best to deliver.

i could be a little bitch and say "quad aint trips" but nah, ill ice these nuts

>>740936083
Timestamp to prove your OP

The hype is real

>>740935274
Earlier I tried to get my dog to lick my asshole using peanut butter but he refused :(

What should we call this flavor?

Frozen Custard?

>>740935555
I don't even care if he delivers. I've been suicidal lately, and becoming WINRAR brought me happiness.

>>740936316
OPs frozen nuts are worth living for

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>>740936166

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OP not original :/

>>740936521
This is the internet, there aren't many places to put my balls that someone hasn't already.

>>740936316
Isn't being suicidal a prerequisite for visiting /b/

>>740936912
Yo, hes doing it

>>740937001
I'm sick of all the pussies on here who just want bullshit attention and don't deliver lmao

>>740936912
>>740937001
The rocky theme song just started playing in my head

>>740937076
Respect op

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And so it begins...

(I probably don't need to worry about timestamping every picture at this point)

5 hours. Good luck OP

>>740937124
GETTING STRONGER
GETTING STRONGER
GETTING STRONGER

>>740937134
Kek

There better be a thread in 5 hours showing your frostbitten balls anon

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3 mins in and it's genuinely painful, trying my best to fully and properly ice each nut.

>>740937134
Dab a little hot sauce on it too. Its a cool science trick. It'll make you resist the cold longer

Moisturize

>>740937296
>>740937306

>>740937309
Do this if you never want to have children, OP

>>740937220
I didn't even think about thread expiration, yeah if this one dies I'll surely update.

OP, make sure you get the taint

my balls are getting cold as fuck and they're shriveling and trying to retract out of the bowl, I'm also watching District 9 to pass the time.

>>740937457
> I'm also watching District 9 to pass the time.
KEK

if i get trips put salt in the ice

>>740937457
Warm a spoon over the oven and give your balls a hand while they're in there

>>740937550
5 off
Roll

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>>740934145
Shave them, ffs. How does one simply post pics of his balls without shaving them? Let alone POST them on the net??

>>740937550
Satan demands salt

>>740937651
Roll

>>740937635
Why do you care so much about the aesthetics of OPs balls? Are you a closet homosexual?

>>740937688
Roll

>>740937635
I shave everywhere else around my genitals, just not my balls. gf doesn't mind.

Add salt

>>740937651
Roll

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>>740937708
I shave mine, have all my life. Hair there disgusts me, and I'm blonde. Can't imagine having a mess of black hair down there. I know some girls don't mind, but I have received accolades for my manscaping from every woman that has gone down there. And they LOVE staying down there too.

>>740937723
Doesn't mind != likes it

>>740937870
But what does that have to do with someone else's balls?

>an OP finally delivers
>everyone criticizes his ball hair

>>740938110
ungrateful cunts

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30 minutes in, it's a throbbing pain in some areas and numb in direct contact areas. It's actually not as bad as the first 15 minutes as it is now. but that's probably a bad thing. Also my nuts/skin tone are definitely a good shade more pale, but it's not showing up on the camera too well.

>>740938472
op you're killing your sperm and damaging your testicles

if you want children, you may want to reconsider

>>740938616
I was just about to say the same thing but shhhh anon OP must deliver

>>740938616
Actually, icing your balls is sometimes used as a method of becoming more fertile. Ever think about how sperm bank should freeze the sperm? Heat is far more damaging than cold. Research it

>>740938806
*sperm banks freeze sperm, not should freeze. Sorry, typing on my phone

if this is trips consider some salt

>>740938864
Roll

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the area around the points of contact are starting to turn a (blue?) color. My nuts are almost completely numb except for some pain shooting up into my stomach or whatever. I can't promise 5 hours, but I can promise until the ice either melts or I have to go to the ER ;)

just being honest.

Super glue them to your wall

>>740939385
OP is almost at an hour holy shit. I dont even care if he quits soon. finally an OP who isnt a fag

>>740939385
Youre doing Gods work anon. Keep it going and someone screencap this shit

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>>740939385
Jesus Christ OP. 100 internets to you.

Have some tits

>>740938864
Roll

>>740939385
See if punching them still hurts

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>>740939603
Will get screenshot of entire thread when it 404's.


EVERYBODY POST WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE IN SCREENCAP.

Trips= add salt

>>740935123
Roll

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>>740939773

>>740939773
Put this in the screencap, bosserov. See you on leddit.

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>>740939923
Reddit can suck my dirty taint

Legendary thread is legendary

>>740934145
Pretty comendable OP. You deserve to feel like a winner. Kudos to you

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Holy jesus fuck, what a way to start off my day watching a man fucking freeze his balls until they retract inside and turn him into a woman.

This is why i love /b/

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>>740940305
I saw a thread the other day that restored my faith in /b/.

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>>740940383

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>>740940403

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>>740940267
>>740940305
>>740940106
>>740939697
>>740939603
thanks guys. much of the ice has melted, but don't let that fool you, it's still cold as shit. Also district 9 has been a great time passer for this, highly recommend it, kept my mind off my freezing balls.

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>>740939385

Well that's one way to keep things fresh.

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biggest balls

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>>740940518
You must really hate yourself to do somehting as stupid as this.

I love it.

Inject them with everclear

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>>740939385
Just put me in the screencap, what a fucking legend

If this is trips you got to squeeze your nuts when you finish

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>>740940305
>turned him Into a woman

Stopped reading there

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>>740940518
Already got it, OP. I'll now think of your icy blue balls every time I watch it.

If trips add lemon

>>740940981
Ye

>>740940994
Fuck

Add salt to the icy water

>>740940981
Nice one! Have a roll mr. Krabs

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This thread

>>740940981
REEEEEEEEE

Stop overreacting you summerfags.

>>740940981
Roll

>>740941305
Fuck you I'm not summer.

I've been here long enough to have seen the decline in quality OC. Fuck off, candy-assgot.

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This isn't screencap worthy

>>740941382
>>740941305
Fuck off

>>740941027
Roll

boring shit, where's the "cut dick off" posters at? can't fucking wait till you guys go back to eating lunch at school

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alright guys, 1hr and 20mins is where I had to cut it and hope that I didn't cause too much long term or irreversable damage. Also it was starting to become unbearably painful and I became very nauseous. I honestly wish I had the balls to actually freeze my balls off for you guys, because I totally would. They've been out of the ice for about 8 minutes now and they're still numb and shooting pain into my pelvis and stomach. Hopefully I delivered enough <3

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rolling for icyhot on balls

Op post your blue balls with timestamp

>>740941562
Fucking props to you, OP.

If you lived around Pittsburgh, I'd buy you a beer.

>>740941562
Godspeed anon, well done

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>>740941562

>>740941677
Close up of the blue part

>>740941764
This. Deliver the blue anon

>>740941562
also, the bottom of my balls are still a dark shade of blue and are very hard compared to how soft they usually are.
(took down my most recent reply because I said trips chooses what I do tomorrow, but I realized I have a full schedule tomorrow) but I'll be back one day soon anons.

put me into the cap. this was a great journey OP

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regaining some normal colors and regaining a fair amount of feeling as well. I'm going to take a nap and wrap my balls up, I'll post an update photo when I awaken. Night guys.

>>740942568
damn OP's got some balls, some big hairy frozen balls.

>>740939773
>>740939923
>>740939978
Where will it be posted?

Also, bravo, OP

>>740943137
Working on the screenshot now. Will post here.