Alright /b/ we're going on an adventure. Rules: -Dubs

can we go to uhhhh fuckin lake

>>740914025
nuke drops on the island

Anally rape a nilbraid

shove the banana up your ass and browse 4chan

>>740914227
roll

travel to kingdom of elves to get some elf bitches

Approach the Kindom of Elves, swinging a helicopter dick around.

>>740914439
roll

>>740914025
everyone on the island commits sepuku

>>740914025
Let's head over to the village of Harrenhof. Let's be naive about it and assume they will welcome us with open arms and take zero precautions that they may be hostile

>>740914439
Roll

Become a serial rapist

>>740914492
roll

nuke the island, no survivors

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We will riiiise riiiiiiise up the ass of elves

>>740914025
eat all of the ramen on the island then offer your anus to any wandering sailor until you get aids...

Drown Self in Lake.

Go skinny dipping in Lake. Hopefully see roasties in bikinis or also skinny dipping

Drown self in the lake.

>>740914492
reroll

Drop an atom bomb.

>>740914025
Go to the lake and fuck an Undyne (water nymph), then go to the forrest and fuck an huldra (forest nymph), then go to the subaquatic volcanoe and fuck a salimander, then finally fuck an albatross.

Now you can wield the 4 elements.

You are welcome, thread.

>>740914025
Let's bisit Kingdom of elves and shit in their food

>>740914719
reroll

>>740914806
Reroll.

>>740914833
DUBS!

>>740914833
:( ew

reroll

>>740914833
Finally a win

>>740914470
Rollin

>>740914814
roll

>>740914833
undo this..

Shove banana up ass

>>740914833
YES, let's see what the Lake holds. hopefully not a Lake Kraken

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>>740914833
OP here

You skinny dip in the lake, your large alpha cock slaps away the beta fags. A water nymph stares at you, what do you do?

>>740914025 (OP)
Go to the lake and fuck an Undyne (water nymph), then go to the forrest and fuck an huldra (forest nymph), then go to the subaquatic volcanoe and fuck a salimander, then finally fuck an albatross.

Now you can wield the 4 elements.

You are welcome, thread.

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We steal haunted treasure and go up to Britbong Broads and holla "Allo Poopay". That'll be fun

>>740915096
Fuck her

>>740915096
kill water nymph and eat her remains...

>>740915096
Skullfuck her to death.

>>740915096
Slayton the water nymph with the sword. Fuck it's lifeless body.

>>740915188
Dubs.

>>740915096
Not fooled by allure of incubus mermaid nymph. Punch her in face until unconscious, rape butthole for good measure, steal enchanted sword and head over to Elf Kingdom to brag about bang and new sword

>>740914025
elect shrek as your ogrelord

>>740915096
Force-feed her the banana and then force her to drink your milk

>>740915331
GO DICE ROLL

>>740915096
ask her what time is it

>>740915188
Winky face

Go to school and get better hand writing (roll)

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>>740915188
Op here

You eat her remains, it was easy, busy as bitch couldnt do shit. Her magical properties heal you completely. but leaves a weird aftertaste.

>>740915435
nigga im writing with a fucking mouse

>>740915484
Search lake for items

>>740915484
Eat banana

>>740915484
Eat the banana transform into 100 ft tall giant cthulhu creature and shit all over the elves kingdom

Fuck it. Let's climb the mountain

>>740915358
RR

>>740915559
SHIT. Quads would have been some item

Also, ReRoll

>>740915484
tht aftertaste was her femininity!
*transform into traps*
*all stats increase by 10 except straight-ness*

>>740915682
virus inbound; affects caucasian males only

>>740915484
Go to the village and enslave them to create an army.

>>740915484
Drink lake water

>>740915682
RR

>>740915774
no niggers in my thead

>>740915484
Now, to the kingdom of elves! Run naked around the streets with the banana in hand and threatening citizens to force them onto healthy diet if they wont submit to become your sex slaves

>>740915484
Let's go to treasure island

Hit the Tavern in the kingdom of elves

>>740915838
rollin

>>740915484
begin to boil a giant vat of eggs...

>>740915774
DUBS; RR

>>740915673
RR

>>740915559
Reroll

>>740915838
>>740915867
roll

>>740915883
RR

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>>740915944
WINRAR

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we must start a caliphate

>>740915944
oh shit, WinRAR

>>740915862
Re

>>740915484
Head to Kitro Mountains, base of Mount Kiljorn. Encounter ally

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>>740915944

>>740915944
>>740915977
shit gets interesting

>>740915944
Oh shit, is the end of our hero?

women become futanari....FOREVER

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>>740916166
>>740915977
>>740915944

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>>740915944
OP here

you've been vaccinated so the virus doesn't affect you.
However the virus causes mutations in white males, giving them slightly bigger pupils and bigger pinkie toes, that is all.

>>740916166
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>740916223
virus mutate and victims have ED

>>740916223
Suddenly a wizzard of /b/ appears to make an offer

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>>740915977
OP Here

someone steals your leather armor, the water people don't respond well to sand niggers

>>740916223
Search lake for items

>>740916223
Become a serial rapist, but only exclude elves from your victim pool.

>>740916223
Walk toward the village. Get to village and find they are all traps.

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>>740916388
>>740916166
>>740915977
>>740915944

virus mutates; develop gay rash; 75% attraction to futa cocks

>>740916456
Reroll for rapist.

>>740916388
find a cursed gem that makes our hero to stuff it up his asshole

>>740916461
This, but also enslave and rape them

>>740916471
I DEMAND DUBS

>>740916567
roll

>>740916388
Go get wasted at Elven Kingdom bar, suck Legolas off in exchange for new Elvish armor

>>740916567
re-roll

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>>740916166
>740916166
OP Here

Not enough kek for all women to futa, but the next women you meat ywill be futa

>>740916567
rollino

>>740916621
This

>>740916466
Dubs and something amazing to jerk too? fuck this anon is a god among men

I got dubs like 3 times including now

>>740916402
Reroll

>>740914806
Roll

go fuck a sand nigger (anal no oral)

>>740916671
Kill all men

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>>740916682

>>740916621
Reroll

>>740916567
this by far OP.

let's go to the village and buy some lingerie

fall in very deep hole and die

>>740916792
And now I got a new photo for the reactions folder

>>740916873
RR

>>740916903
RR

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lets build a society

>>740916900
and dubs

>>740916671
Build a house atop the mountain. Steal young maidens and use them as sex objects.

Build boat and head towards silitri island

>>740916900
I can only wonder how op will word this

>>740916567
also rolling for this shit

>>740916903
>>rr "show me potato salad!"

>>740916671
Head over to Village of Harringhof in hopes of trading for new armor

>>740916994
RR

>>740917012
Roll

>>740916903
RR
CHECKSUM

>>740916850
roll

>>740917063
Rr

let's dig a hole

>>740917074
RILING

>>740916621

RR

>>740917127
RE ROLLING

>>740917173
RR

>>740917119
rerooll
it's not my day I guess, or my ideas are simply shit...

>>740916671
I want to go find some women to meat then

>>740916671
Search lake for items and steal items from water people after they've fallen asleep

Dig a hole to tartarus and fuck satan for 1 year.
If evens you become satans waifu and he will help you in any way he can by request (request must end in singles, first request is heard no others).
If odds you become gay.

>>740917300
DAMN!

>>740917300
The request is to have a dick the size of the island

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>>740916900
>>740914911
>>740914833
>>740915944
>>740916166
>>740916466
>>740917300

>>740917300
Request: give hero a golden horse-sized cock

Shove banana down Urethra

>>740917300
errrrr

is "0" even odd or neither?


anyway RR for this
>>740917212

>>740917119

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>>740917405
oh and

>>740917476
RR

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>>740915977

>>740917402
>>740917423
Dick is common theme in request. Therefore a giant golden cock if possible.


>>740917476
I suppose tht is for OP to decide

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>>740917300
OP Here

You dig a big fucking hole, it is now known as "the great void". You learn satan isn't real but the water people are now your followers in the "void" This is your soon to be kingdom with a small army

>00 isnt odd or even

let's take a nap

Slaughter all the Elves.

>>740917635
Send water people scouts to Village of Harringof to report on size of army of any, and how much loot and boipucci is located there

>>740917685
since our hero is tired he should take a nap to regain his strenght - he has a weird dream in meantime

>>740917635
neet.
Seduce the dark wizard in the tower of habigof.
Then kill him, eat him, and gain his powers.

>>740917787
really, KeK why do you hate me so much...
reroll

Our hero for no explainable reason gains clairvoyance!

>>740917783
reroll

Kill our selves

>>740917805
this

>>740917783
Rick roll

>>740917542
RR
GAME OVER FAGGOT

>>740917986
RE RILLING

masturbate

>>740917855
Dubsies

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>>740917855
OP Here

you gain clairvoyance

>>740918116
use it to watch porn from alternate dimmension

>>740918116
Clairvoyance let's you know that Village of Harringhof is poorly protected. Invade with water people army in search of more soldiers to enslave, loot and boipucci

>>740918220
roll

>>740918003
rr
dubs

>>740914326
Roll

>>740918220
simply watch something

Build a railroad system that covers the whole island even though there is no trains

>>740914806
Rolling

go and shave

>>740918116
Send raven to Warden of Village of Harringhof demanding he bend the knee

>>740918259
Reroll

kill yourselve, but fail to do it succesfully - feel ashamed

>>740918460
roll?

>>740918116
Pillage Harringof

>>740918259
Roller blades

challenge poseidon for a duel to earn true control over water people

>>740918116
Prophesized futanari arrives at The Void with a quest for hero

Mt kiljourn blows it's load over the forest, relocating all the forest animals who are now starving, mostly for flesh and water of any variety

>>740916850
Re roll

>>740918689
roll

>>740918744
Winrar

>>740918259
Rerollski

>>740918744
yes, fucking finally!
ALL PRAISE KEK!

if it's dubs too - make a party for void people

>>740918729
Roll

>>740918744
fucking finally

Use my clairvoyance to decide whether I should go to the human village or kingdom of elves to demand their fealty.

And bring some of my fiercest warrirors.

>>740918116
He asks himself what clairvoyance is

>>740918863
Reroll.

>>740918898
Lol

>>740918920
Roll again, I want to bring this adventure to treasure island eventually!!!!

>>740918863
Humans first. Take over the weaker areas first so you can have a numbers advantage when you face the stronger army

catch falling princess that was thrown ito the void, make her your bride

>>740918984
Reroll.

>>740919041
roll

>>740919065
Reroll, going after the human village first.

Head to mount kiljorn

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>>740918744
>
OP Here

Poseidon is pissed, he flooded the land to get into the void. You ahve an epic duel of dicks to see who is the victor, but alas, posiedon is no math for your dong. He falls, as you take his magic power you gain the abilities of poseidon and you stand at his grand temple treasure room, you find 100 gold on the gorund, plenty more items are around, what do you do?

>>740919142
Take items in Poseidon's treasure room. Equip Poseidon's Trident

>>740919140
Reroll

>>740919142
shove diamonds up your butthole

also this
>>740916567

>>740919283
reroll

>>740919283
Reroll for this nigger

>>740919316
roll

>>740919133
OP Here

you're not in position for that right now, you're stand in the treasure room under the ocean

Feed the banana to the water people, which gain them infinite knowledge while still acknowledge you are their leader.

>>740919142
Make this and all surrounding sea your kingdom.

Have the land-dwellers pay a terrif for sailing across your land. If not they will pay dearly.

>>740919316
rollin'

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>>740919142
Guys, we need to drown the elves.
Damned treehuggers.
Rolling for going to elf kingdom.

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>>740919283
Rer

>>740919283
Roller

Take pussidons crown

an hero

>>740919443
roll

Go to the mountains in search of dwarves to aid us in conquering the elves.

>>740919316
this

>>740919283
REEEEEROLLL

>>740919360
Search the room

Open chest 3.
next dubs decides what is in it.

Whip out my massive Poseidon dick, and claim everything that I can cum on in a minute, and that's everything cause my dick like a fire hose.

>>740919496
rr

>>740919578
offbyone.jrpgpeg

>>740919283
This nigger

Use your poseidon power to drain all the water on this planet, which kill everything inchude you.

>>740919733
:O

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Search the room for items useing ur clairvoyance

>>740919142
Gather all items in room, get water people to help what you can't carry and bury in Void for use later. Equip Poseidon's armor and trident. Exit treasure room

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>>740919733

>>740919733
Time to die.

>>740919733
Shit nuu nigger

>>740919733
Ehh, we got a few days.

>>740919733
>>740919799

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>>740919733
OP Here

You get a headache from trying to drain the water. As there is literally fucking nowhere for the water to go but on the planet.

Using clairvoyance find a key inside the banana

>>740920062
Reroll

>>740920062
Banana roll

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>>740919799
You take the treasures and equip the weapon and armor of Poseidon himself, you are now the god of the ocean.

>>740920062
If it ends in a 6 or dubs do it

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>>740920062
Do it roll

Re roll>>740914806

>>740920157
Clairvoyance tells you Harringof Village is poorly defended. but a great treasure is located there under the bed of a great boss. March with water people to Harringof

>>740920062
this

>>740920062
roll this guy

While searching in Poseidon's treasure, you find a mysterious object, it is ..... Poseidon's piss bottles which grain magical powers for those who drink it.

>>740920372
Reroll

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>>740920062
Fucken dubs me bitch

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>>740920062

Celebrate victory by eating banana.

>>740920488
Now we're cooking

>>740920062
Rebro

>>740920062
reroll

>>740920636
No we must use the clairvoyance to find the key inside of it

>>740914025
Touch little girls in the no-no

>>740920488
Winrar

Also reroll:
>>740920062

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>>740920062
Give it m8

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>>740920488
OP Here

You invade the castle, the enemies are fierce, you're losing water people left and right, luckily they regenerate quickly. As you get past the caste goblins you find a large magma dragon, swimming in a pit of lava,

>>740920062
Give me this fucking key

>>740920062
Retroll