my stupid slut ex just texted me that she got knocked up by her

>>740902465

pls halp

>>740902465
post a pic of the chat

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>>740902465
Why reply? Literally just block her, shes your ex and bears no significance. Its a beta thing to keep going after her.

>>740902592

It's in a foreign language you wouldn't understand

>>740902465
"And why should i care?"

>>740902465

You don't, you move on.

That's the most hurtful way, not giving a fuck.

This -> "k."

>>740902601

I'm salty

>>740902465
ask her "are you sure its yours?"

>>740902694
OMFG I WAS LITERALLY JUST TYPING THIS

>>740902637
This

>>740902670
Salty the kid's not yours?
Or what?

>>740902465

#1 not responding.

#2 tell her you jacked off to the though of it and then never respond again.

>>740902637
^^^

>>740902761

No, salty she is so stupid as to get knocked up by a guy she's been with for 2 years whereas I was with her for 4 years (but didn't want kids)

He's a faggot

>>740902694
this

>>740902465
k

>>740902465
>most hurtfull and spit full thing

Don't respond

"new phone. who dis."

>>740902804
2 years is a decent time for some couples to have a kid.

>>740902465
lol... ex?? Why are you still raging? shes a dumb slut whos pregnant..the fuck does that mean to you?

>>740902804
the best thing to do is post pictures of her.

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>>740902804
Holy shit, its been 2 years and you still haven't forgotten about her?

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>>740902465
Tell her that you're happy for her and congratulations, but she is no longer a significant part of your life and you'd prefer she didn't contact you again.
Tell her you wish her the best and to have a good life.

>>740902907

fuck you and your stupid opinion

>>740902465
"I hope it grows up to be smart and talented. Then at the end of a perfect day, as you're driving home, you get t-boned by a drunk driver, but no one dies on impact. Then the car starts to go up in flames, and right before you pass out from the smoke you see the horror and confusion as your kids face starts to melt off and breath its last gasp desperately clawing and screaming for your help, but are unable to help it. Lastly, I hope you awake in the hospital the next day with that image burned into the back of your mind."

>>740902465
Spiteful? Hateful? She's fucked dude. Their relationship is fucked. Apologize to her cause her life sucks now. Also stop being such a whiney Little bitch.

Sincerely, a man.

>>740902773
This!

Glad it wasn't mine.

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>>740902935

>>740902465
Laughter. Then silence.

>>740902804
bruh you sound like your wayyyy too far up this girls ass after 2 years

>>740902942

I really loved her, man.

>>740902942
OP is a cuck

>>740902637
^^^^^ most likely seeking attention , proceed to ignore

>>740902465
Don't respond, stop talking to her and move on.

Tell her to go parachuting without a parachute

>>740902982
Molly

just leave a read receipt lol

>>740902982
It's a black dude isn't it?

Do not respond. Block her number and press on with your day, her having a kid with another dude is of no importance to you.

If anything it means she's not over you, so in a weird way you win.

But yeah, don't even bother responding, its probably not worth the drama.

>>740903007
LOVED her.
You did before, fucking ignore her dude. You need to control yourself. I'm being genuine right now, you shouldn't be focusing on her for this long.

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It's simpful, just don't respond and ignore her completely.

best response:
''do I know you?''

>>740902895
Impractical jokers reference?

>>740903007
yea i know the feel but theres a time where you gotta put shit behind you

>>740902465
>my stupid slut ex just texted me that she got knocked up by her new boyfriend; what is the most hurtful and spiteful thing I can respond with?

Ignore her and get something better and show off.

Block her and message her new bloke saying yo your bitch is messaging me

>>740902465
Fuck 'er. Who cares? Let her throw her life in the trash.

Buy kitty a cool toy or a nice cardboard box to be comfy in.

>>740903127

I know, but she put me in this situation because SHE wrote me that SHE is fucking pregnant

so what do I respond?
i have no contact with her, I distanced myself greatly, but SHE WROTE ME TODAY

>>740903007
She doesn't love you and maybe never did. It hurts like a bitch, but you need to move on. Pining for her isn't going to bring her back, it only gives her more power over you.

>>740903157
Probably unintentionally. Got the idea from a friend.

>>740903097
every fucking thread there's a cuck poster. you subhumans are obsessed. get the fuck off this board

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"That's what's up."

>>740903219
congrats, why are you still talking to me?

>>740902465
Get over it, christ

>>740903219
If you HAVE to respond, tell her that's great, but to not contact you again as you want nothing to with her.

>>740902465
send her a link to wire hangers on amazon

This? -> "Sorry, I'm not looking to adopt right now."

>>740902465
Dont respond, that'll do more harm than giving her attention

>>740903097

no, I'm from Europe.
We have almost no blacks where I live

Just respond with 'gz' and be done with it

Tell her you're a massive faggot now and attach a photo of some BBC railing you.

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Tell her you're sorry she got knocked up.

>>740903007
https://youtu.be/L0MK7qz13bU

Tell her dont worry there is probably still time for an abortion

>>740903007
You're young, ypung love never lasts, you can find another

>>740902804
Wow, she is so over you and you don't even know it. I bet you badger her constantly and she got fed up with it so told you to piss you off. Get over it you beta faggot. I'm sure she dodged a major bullet by dumping your ass.

"i hope it has shit genes like you"

Congratulations! Any idea who the mother is?

>>740902670
Grow the fuck up. Besides if you just ignore her and make it seem like she is irrelevant to your life thats what will do the most damage to her anyways. Stop being a bitch.

print the text messages out and cum on it and send it her a photo. then block her number and never reply again.

>>740903583
>and she got fed up with it so told you to piss you off.

Yeah, that's exactly why she wrote me to tell me she's pregnant.

>>740902465
Tell her you still love her and you'd be ok to live in a box in the closet and sexually satisfy her boyfriend when she is on her period. You will also watch their children when they want to go out you fucking cucklord, cause that's what you really want. You know it. I know it. Dont let false pride ruin your degeneracy. It's all about having fun.

>>740903438
If you do reply, reply with

>AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH ENJOY LIFE AS A SINGLE MOM, STUPID WHORE

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Reply with something like this?

>>740902465
Just text back "k"

"ummm... ok is this molly stone or molly baker?"
>but using her name obviously

>>740903599
This. I agree, silence speaks for itself.

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>>740902465

Its simple, reply with:

Why are you still talking to me? I am busy and not interested in your life anymore.

''I hope you have a miscarriage or better yet die in child birth. Low IQ retards and disgusting whores like you don't deserve to even exist''

>>740903734
thank you for signing up for abortion facts. Did you know that an aborted fetus still feels pain despite being thrown into the garbage bin? Press ABORT to abort this subscription.

>>740903891
Underage

>>740903908

lmfao

>>740902465
I wish it was mine.. please take me back :'/ i love you

>>740903891
By the way, if this was old /b/ you'd say something with maximum edge like this and post results but you're probably a boring ass pussy summercuck who doesn't have the balls to prove me wrong
Yawn, another lame thread

>>740902964
>this

Her life is over now.

>>740902638
>>740903738

>>740902982
Let's see that ass

Please don't respond. This will stay with her and drive her crazy. Women feed off this drama shit.

>>740904039
you sound just as annoying as OP

Nothing at all. Showing her that she doesn't affect you at all would hurt her the most, so act like you never even saw it really

Don't be an autist. "k" is only good in a situation where it's them pouring their heart out because they want you and you're just like lol whatever.

If you post "k" in a situation where you'd obviously care but you're trying REAL FUCKIN' HARD to make it look like you don't, you just come off like a total bitch.

>>740904096
honestly i'd respond with "lol" and never text her again

>>740903938
Fuck off summerfag, you're cancer. You're the reason threads like this look like reddit these days, with nu-male advice and devoid of quality entertainment

>>740904214

you could be right.

Right now I'm either leaning towards not responding at all, "lol" or "I feel sorry for you".

>>740904278
>You're the reason threads like this look like reddit these days, with nu-male advice and devoid of quality entertainment
Meant to click >>740903891

>>740904191
T. Male feminist needle dick

>>740902694
winrar

Tell her her congradulations and be done with it. Believe me her life is over. And unless she grows up she will be a wreck. Kids are alot of work

>>740902465
"Sorry. After we broke up I ran out of fucks to give to you. Have a nice life with that evil spawn of yours. {PS. Tell your boyfriend It's obvious now that his pull out hame is weak.}" My dear friend the OP, it is time to forget about her. She didn't deserve you.

>>740902465
Just reply alright. and that is it. She wants a reaction. Don't give it to her.

>>740904324
"lol" is the appropriate response. It assumes that you're entertained at her fucking up her life forever and at the same time don't care enough to say anything else

>>740902907
No. You're stupid and you should feel bad.

Ask her if you cum in her pussy now since she is preggo

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>>740903007

>>740904529

Thanks. I'm probably gonna do that

>>740904347
This makes you look even more pathetic you cancerous summer cuck
I clicked what I fucking meant to.
''just let it go brah''
Stop shitting up this board you normalfag scum

>>740904570

> tumblr_m5p27roJS91qb647mo1_500.gif

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>>740902465

Absolutley nothing.

From here on out just give nothing but radio scilence. Block her on jewbook, ignore her messages, ignore she exists.
The fact she's even talking to you is a sign she still has some desire to either fuck you, or fuck with you, either way you don't need bitch drama and certainly not from a stuipid cow that got herself pregnant.

Nothing pisses off attention seekers more than not getting attention OP, ignore her utterly, it will drive her insane.

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>>740902638

>>740902465
>new boyfriend texted you, rated it mdiocre out of 100.
or
>fun fact: closet fags bang unfuckable whores so that they can fit in. You are unfuckble (insert x name here). have fun >:^)

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>>740904597
>cancerous summer cuck
>normalfag

>>740904623
>tumblr_m5p27roJS91qb647mo1_500.gif
just google search it son
sorry I didnt change the filename so you couldnt laugh

>>740903438
slav, german, scandinavian, latin?

>>740904747

celtic

>>740902943
not bad really

>>740902694
how can it not be hers when its in her fucking womb

>>740904690
I am merely stating the objective facts. You are cancer to what this board was meant to be about .
You are the one who said I was annoying which is an emotional response. Therefor your argument is invalid, and the only emotional faggot here is you, go be a snivelling SJW faggot somewhere else

>>740902943
kill her with kindness

>>740904917

thatsthejoke.jpg

>>740902465
are you sure she doesnt want to be a mom? 2 years is a while

>>740904956
>You are cancer to what this board was meant to be about
This board was never meant for butthurt tweens, though.

>>740905029

I'm not sure.
My gut feeling says she will regret this, I don't think he's a good guy to get a child with, lol.

He's a wigger that thinks he's hardcore cuz he smokes weed

>>740904979
coming over as a retard is not particularly funny, mate

>>740905052
You're the kind of faggot that white knights attention whores. Just a liberal white knight cuck.

Text her back congratulations I hope you have a healthy happy baby. The fact that you didn't let it get to you and took the high road will piss her off more than anything

>>740905124

also a total normalfaggot, she lurks 4chan and isn't a normalfaggot.

but she doesn't visit /b/.

Don't ever fall for those types of girls, /b/, all they want is chad thundercock in the end...

>>740904792
then post chat, you're a britfag. or an angry little irishman texting in pog-mo-thoin-lang.
anyway:

>"do I look like Doctor Deletus, Nemesis of the Fetus?"

>>740902465
Get an abortion

>>740903219
Reply with 3rd rate sonic memes until she calls you then tell her she needs to print them out and keep them because her kid's going to be an autistic retard then never speak to her again.

>>740904324
yeah, i think lol wins here

>>740905227
All women want us