That Kid thread. >That Kid that would always talk back to

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I'm the first one, no shame. I was an edgy fuck

>>740894025
Me too anon

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>>740894025
>>740894084
We were the kewl kidz

>>740893949
>That kid who would always play punch or flick you so you always felt on edge when he was around

>That kid that would touch your ass, even if you were a guy

>That kid who had enough and brought his dad's gun to school

>>740895227
Fuckin a man, wasn't ready for that feel

>that kid that does nut taps

>That kid who can't read and when the teacher pronounces the word for him he goes "Yeah that" and then continues

>>740893949
>that slut who would be known for cheating in high school

>>740896392
I was that kid. Must've left at least one or two guys completely sterile.

>That kid who wanted to be an alpha but failed miserably and became the laughing stock at school

>>740896392
We called them sack taps at my skewl

i was the kid in high school who wore a pantera t-shirt combat boots black jeans a tight fitting leather trench coat and played mtg and listened too metal started high school in 2009 graduated in 2013

>That kid who was an alpha but a bully to everyone

>>740896881
Story tiem?
>>740896973
Story tiem?

>>740893949
>that kid who would wear a fedora and eat yogurt with his hand's in the hallway while bragging about being homosexual

He grabbed my ass once and I kicked the shit out of him. He wasn't expecting it because I was always the shy quiet sensitive kid.

>>740896882
You fucking cunt.
I never understood how people found that shit funny.

>>740894025
This

>>740897151
Lel, I liek greensexts too anon

>>740897203
>shy quiet sensitive kid.
*autistic kid.
You won the battle of the tards. Congrats.

>>740897482
Neat, what do I win? More chromosomes?

>>740897457
Wel we wil hav 2 wayt nd c if anan gives us a story tiem :-)
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>>740897457
>that kid who tries to be cute but is really a piece of shit emo trash
>rawr xd nigger

>>740897607
You won the rest of his yogurt

>>740897764
I saw him play with his dick a lot in class so I'll pass on that one.

>That black kid who always ate Cheetos in class.

He would usually fall asleep while eating them and when he would wake up he would put his hands through his hair. His hair would always have Cheeto dust in it because of it.

>>740896745
holy shit this was everyone at my school and it always made me angry.

>that kid who fucking stank of dead rats
>that kid who said he couldn't feel pain and got the shit beat out of him
>that kid who hid under chairs when his name was said
>that kid who would always break their leg

>>740893949
>That kid who always say "home is where you make it" over and over again

>>740897735
That was me

>>740893949
>that kid named tommy who stole your lunch and ate your sandwich right in front of you in front of your crush who then laughed at you causing you to run away crying while returning home to your abusive parents who let you cry in your room with the lights off and didn't pay the power bill so you had to freeze during the cold winter nights while you cuddle your godzilla blanket for dear life in your clothes for 2 days, then you wake up to the same shit and deal with tommy all over gain. fucking tommy

>that one chick at school that I didn't fuck

>That kid who sat alone and put ketchup on his mac n cheese

>>740893949
Dude the second one is so spot on to my programming class in my senior year, this black junior kid would only watch naruto instead of work

>>740898063
Much love from Philly, anon. I know that feel.

>that one kid that came from an unbelievably poor family

I kind of wish I wasn't that kid, but I was the fat one that didn't really talk
fuck me

>That Kid that sucked his crippled brothers cock.

>>740898076

You mean all of them

>that one autist who wore a naruto bunnyhug and argued with everyone about how Just Cause 2 was the best video game.

>>740898415
Why did you do that for?

>that kid who had faculty parents and miraculously became student of the year, star quarterback, first chair, academic scholarship winner, etc.. every fucking time without doing shit while managing to gloat about it every step of the way.

>>740898527
k3k

>that kid who got kicked out for calling a teacher a 'fucking tranny' and then became trans
>that kid that wears his dads clothes to school
>those satanic autistic kids that fought with sticks
>that kid who fucking lit fire to a science department
>that kid that pulled his jeans to his ankles whilst pissing in the urinal
>that kid that got kicked out for finding guns to buy on the school computers

They found a deathlist but he was a bit funny so they let it slide

>>740898063
Not sure if high quality b8 or actual story

>>740898486
Nah she was being all uptight because she was married, she gave me head in the staff room tho

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>>740893949
>those "trans" kids who only count you as trans if you were born with a vagina

>That one weird kid who brought a bag of chicken bones to school and threw them at people during break

>>740898237
me, i told myself that nobody would notice how little i change my clothes but in reality people probably noticed a fucking lot

>that kid who won one award for their shitty art project and thought they were the next Michelangelo.

>that kid that filled his pencil case with custard

>that kid brought his fucking cat to school

Like seriously dave, you were a fucking creep

>>740893949
>that kid that roller bladed everywhere and dribbled

>that one kid who hated himself and had poor self esteem and was told he would grow out of it and stop being shy when he got older but instead he has anxiety and depression and still hates himself and paid an escort to have sex with him but still wonders when he will outgrow this phase.

>that kid who would snort/eat weird shit or physically abuse themselves for money or attention

>>740898817
lol I was good friends with this kid who used to make necklaces out of dead cat bones from his neighborhoods

>>740899279
i feel you

>>740899279
Everyone on this board

>That Kid who left milk in their locker over Christmas break and it exploded.

It was fucking funny as hell, but that shit stunk.

>that kid that NEVER bathed
>that had a dead pet mouse in his desk for 2 months
>that kid that would be a cunt to teachers because they tough it was funny
>that kid that tough they where better than everyone else because they where top of there class

>>740899454
Thanks man. Figured I'd reach someone.

>>740899590
>tough
*thought

>>740899590
Looks like spell check got your ass

>Those kids that tough it was cool to dip 2 have cancer now kek

>that kid who wore a pantera t-shirt combat boots black jeans a tight fitting leather trench coat and played mtg and listened too metal

>that kid who would go into the woods during recess and throw rocks at small animals and put the corpses in her locker, only for a teacher to notice the smell. She was expelled.

>>740899773
You already said that faggot

>>740899878
so whats it too ya faggot

>That trailer trash kid.
>That same kid who would pick fights with everyone.
>That same kid who always wore jean shorts everyday.
>That same kid who had to go to the hospital because they twisted their testicle and had to get surgery.

>>740900001
you're still so incredibly autistic lmfao

>>740900126
dont give a shit

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>>740897151
Sure anon,
>be me
>13
>alpha
>7th grade
>new kid
>call him Jeff
>wants to be alpha
>pushes himself into the alpha group
>thinks because he's "alpha" he can be an asshole
>everyone hates him
>this kid starts exceeding me socially for some reason
>how? At my middle school they had a table where the higher up you were the popular you were
>this fucking kid got higher and no one was doing nothing about it
>fuck it, I'll just take my seat back
>Jeff gets my friend who we'll call Luke to do everything in Luke's power to be a jerk to me
>fuck him too
>goes on like this for the rest of the school year
>none of Jeff and Lukes attempts work
>8 school days left until field day
>Jeff is really being an asshole especially to Luke
>"Jeff shut the fuck up!" I say
>"Anon kill yourself you have no friends!"
>a higher up alpha gets behind me
>"I like anon"
>another kid
>"I like anon"
> soon Jeff realizes his friends he made in his head aren't really his friends
>runs off crying
>never see him for the rest of the year
>football season starts
>my first year ever doing football
>I'm mediocre
>Jeff is trash
>I think the only reason he was there is because he already signed up before the incident at recess last year
>8th grade starts 2 weeks later
>Jeff has some respect for me
>fuckthat.ipa
>3 months in
>another wanna be alpha (Jared) gets Jeff to help him take me down
>notonmywatch.ppt
>both expose them by calling them out with a help of a few higher ups
>never see them for the rest of the year nor care
>finally in 9th grade I see them in the library hanging out with virgins for life
>haven't seen either of them since
>I won

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>>740900020
>twisted their testicle

nigga whot

>>740900201
tch, nothin personnel, kid.

>>740900201
Yeah you do or else you wouldn't repeat yourself.

>>740893949
Those kids who believed that DBZ was real and if they "trained hard" (shouted and posed a lot) they could shoot fireballs too.

>>740900257
He was sitting at lunch and turned funny. Then he went to the nurse because his right nut hurt and didn't come back for the rest of the day. Said he had to get surgery because he twisted his testicle.

>>740900257
testicular torsion, look it up

>>740897978
>>that kid who would always break their leg
what?

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>>That kid who touched his little sister and was exposed in front of the whole school

>>740900208
>the elephant man never forgets
Your memory is top notch anon, such detail
(SRS)

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>>740900257
Testicular torsion is an emergency condition. It happens when the spermatic cord, which provides blood flow to the testicle, rotates and becomes twisted. The twisting cuts off the testicle's blood supply and causes sudden pain and swelling. Testicular torsion requires immediate surgery to save the testicle. If testicular torsion goes on for more than a few hours, it can permanently damage the testicle, and a damaged testicle must be removed.

Kek.

>>740893949
only things here i can not say i have seen were the naruto and fedora one. When i was in hs the anime wallpaper one kid ever accidentally showed was yuki from the haruhi suzumiya series. We're talking 2006 when it had just come out. I asked them after class about it and honestly it was my start in anime and manga.

>>740900708
snapped his leg every week

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>That Kid that cheated on their boyfriend with their brother and got pregnant.

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>>740900892
pic related

>>740900892
i on 4+ occasions in my life got knotted nut and its fucking nightmare, never went to hospital though.

>>740899773
Wow, what an Edge Lord

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Those kids that chewed that string bit on the school hats in primary school

>>740900739
did he go too bloomington high school?

>that kid that pushed her girlfriend and got expelled
she was a bitch tho

>>740901278
It's things like that that make me glad I only have one testicle

> that kid who wore a trench coat to school before columbine and kept on wearing it after

>>740901457
wut, that wouldnt help it literally happened to one of mine, it simply became twisted around.

>>740901406
Nope. What happened there?

>>740893949
>that kid who wore a band t-shirt but never actually listened to any of that bands music.

>>740901643
Oh really?
I thought it was when the two twisted together.

>that kid that was invisible to everybody else
>that kid that never talked to any of his female classmates
>that kid everybody thought of he is good at school so everybody wanted him to help them during tests, but in reality he was a stupid faggot and was afraid to tell them, so he gave them the wrong answers so that they got angry at him

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>>740893949
>That kid who got a girls phone number at a football name
>Turns out she was four months pregnant
>Mfw when he said he'd go out with her anyways
>Mfw when he was me

I got better eventually, but I will never live this down

>>740901658
some guy raped his sister in the boys pe locker room he was arrested and taken out in hand cuffs i was a junior when i saw that happened

>>740901693
Fuck all of them

>>740901415
>pushed
beta bitch

>>740901735
either can occur. never experienced both doing it but holy shit it happened for some reason one morning or maybe from the night, and i had class. Ended up having hand in pants in attempt to untwist and fucker next to me likely saw.

>>740893949
Literally didn't have a kid that did a single thing on this list in high school.

Though there was a kid in my freshman year at college that had a pornographic furry background when we went up to present

>That kid who threw a laptop out the 2nd story window

>>740901765
Nah man he WAS smart he was just tired of everyone bothering him so he fucked you all over. Had a kid like that in 10th grade but luckily he was my buddy so i passed lol

>>740901965
Damn that sounds awful.
Thanks for opening my eyes to this new found horror.

>>740898005
You like to see homos naked?

>>That kid who asked random dudes to come over to his house and watch porn together
Was pretty fun no homo

>>740902080
You don't understand anon, i am this kid.

People thought i was smart for two years, until i finished school and they realised how shit my grades were.

>That hoe who wears yoga pants

>>740898063
I baited a kid to steal my sandwhich, full of fuckin hot sauce

>>740899817
I want to be friends with this girl

>>740902550
i am also that kid. The problem was i was the computer and weeb fag in hs, i also worked at the student run IT department. Everyone though i was in extremely advanced classes for all of them and got good grades. I in reality got below average grades often and was in one barely advanced class for math.

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>>740893949
>that kid you ran with you in P.E. because you were a lanky scarecrow and it took it twice as long to finish but he didnt want you to be alone
>that same kid who was secretly struggling with depression and killed himself a few months after graduation
goddammit danny. Thank you

>>740902915
danny phantom went ghost?

>>740902997
kek, no but serious hes dead

>that kid who drew a giant veiny cock
>Same kid brought a metal bumper to school claiming his dad wanted him to paint it there
>That same kid named Jeff who get ultra angry at anything
>That kid that ran with his arms behind him
>That kid who in 6th grade was already having sex
>That kid who was a nigger
>Those fucking Asians who thought I stole their big brothers bike, questioned why I dressed the way I did, asked if I was a gang, escorted me to the highschool to wait for that brother to out, only for him to say it's okay
>That strong asian kid who protected me from bullies and niggers on the walk home

>niggers

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>>740893949
>that teacher that treated you like shit and told you that you were a failure because you didnt always get straight A's and could really care less if you did since it was sophomore English class
t..thanks Mrs. Josephine, you cunt

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>That kid that was always a little weird when he was younger that became the akward laughing stock of the school just trying to fit into any little cliquey niche that would accept him just trying to have fun by being himself whom afterward multiple takedowns and beatings and crushes laughing in his face begins to try to not be get in the way and survive after running home to an alcoholic disinterested mother and a dad that would never really ever be there after realizing his dreams failed when he dated a washed out bitch thats just after his money and takes his rage out on his kid then sits back in his fucking chair and smokes his cigars and drinks his whiskey, ignoring his son and daughter pretending to be strong enough to stand up to him when he beat them by sitting and staying in the same room even if they were crying their eyes out.
> That kid who just wanted someone to fucking talk to him and ask if he was okay and to show him their cool friends that just so happened to agree that school was fucked up and the stupid act everyone puts on doesnt matter and then takes you sneaking out with them drinking and to parties, chatting to girls and showing you how to really enjoy your teenage years instead of wasting away in your room crying because you just cant admit to yourself that the boy your drunk mother said was always special turned out to be a too sensitive kid who is lonely and sad because he hates everything around him almost as much as himself.

Yeah, that kid.
ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>740903242
I get teachers who think I am lazy for not getting A's and as a result they lower my grades...

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the kid that was an edgelord and dressed like marylin mason, but was really cool once you got to know him
>tfw you only talked to him becuase you thought hed shoot up the school and wanted to be spared
>tfw he signed your year book saying you were "the best and only friend he had"

>the teacher who wouldn't leave you alone about not doing your work
I thought he was just being a nagging asshole but later realized he was pretty genuine.
He never got mad or punished me or anything, he just kept trying to help me and was too much of a faggot to let him.
If I could redo those four years I totally would.

>That kid who got caught with a hit list

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>>740893949
>that girl that friend zoned you,and hasnt spoken to you IRL since then, but still sends you messages on face book 4 years after graduation even though most of your actual friends have stopped
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

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>That kid that provided cigs to everyone and made almost £300 profit off of it.
those were the times...

>>740893949
>that kid who could do anything and would never get caught

>>740903710
Happened to my friend. He was led out of the class after the teacher confronted him.

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>>740903533
HEY BRO!

>That kid with the last name Mitchell that put peanut butter on her vagina so she could get eaten out by her dog.

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>>740903862
I was that kid, i was a teacher's pet so they would forgive me almost always.

>>740897102
same,

>>740898063
feels.jpeg

>that kid who would get mad after a test score or something and slam his desk/throw a trantrum

>That kid who always stole stuff for no reason

>>740903616
kek, mine was an art teacher and I just used his class as a study hall
>ANON FOR THE LAST TIME, DO YOU WORK
>nah, fail me, IDGAF
>YOURE NEVER GOING TO GRADUATE AND DO ANYTHING IF YOU DONT LEARN TO FOCUS
I still graduated, and have a job I love that allows me to travel. Silly little bitch

>>740893949
>that feel when all these millennial retards who would've had their shit beaten til they straightened up, will continue to be faggots until they die because there's no one in charge of making them feel ashamed ("cyber bullying" doesn't count, kids!)

>>740893949
>Jeffrey
>Aramis
>Anthony
>Marissa
>Matt
>also Aramis
>Jed. Rest in piss
>Travis. Glorious retarded Travis.

>>740903463
Based on the tone of this post, you might still be this kid. Mods, and godspeed to a better life anon

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>>740903463
none of us were like that though !

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the kid that would fart and giggle uncontrollably while it gassed out the whole room

>>740899675
You're a miserable fucking faggot for correcting people's grammar. You degenerate nigger please kill yourself.

i had an ipod touch so i would download porn and watch it with friends on break time ol' days (if interested in video it was an orgy with 5 guys and a blonde)

>>740900020
>>That same kid who had to go to the hospital because they twisted their testicle and had to get surgery.

I knew a kid who did this, too.

>>740893949
I didn't go to white people highschool.

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>>740903463
I feel you anon

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>the couple that was dating at 14 but acted like they were married and stayed together for like 5 years
>the couple that were the first to experiment sexually and everyone found out about their fetishes
the quiet kid was apparently into piss, pegging and feet while the girl liked to be choked and tied up. They were the quiet ones too

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>>740904745
Sheeeiiit

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>those two teachers that started dating

>>740901693
At my school the girls thought nirvana was a clothing brand.

>>740893949
>that kid who read so much crime fiction that when he was seen with a book of another genre people asked if he was okay.
>that same kid who was obsessed with murder and retribution for sex offenders who had like six notepads full of shit art of pedos and rapists being dismembered and shit.
>that same kid who became well known in school for knowing so much about murder and serial killers
>that same kid who ironically wrote a guide on how to get away with murder that was completely absurd and based on a roald dahl story who was then pulled out the class by the teacher who hated him and who then had to explain why they did it and why they liked crime so much.
>same kid who would happily talk about horror and violence and murder with anyone then just as easily get into a conversation about pets and caring for animals.

that kid who shat in someones backpack in the locker room

>>740898576
HOly fuck, knew a guy exactly like this. Was dumb as rocks too. At least her mom was pretty cool.

>that kid who tried to be funny but secretly was dying inside
That was me

>>740897013
We called them bell taps.

>>740904483
i turned out ot be a pretty popular kid in my college years but i still get nightmares about being a kid and i feel like shit that my kid years wer ewasted

>>740904602
too bad

>>740904832
much love bro <3

>>740899415
That kid reporting, was an easy way to make money. No idea why people kept paying to see that shit.

>>740904463
i had knew a autistic kid named travis

>>740905582
Did he have kinda dark skin and big bushy black eyebrows and mostly just repeated what you said back to him? Or sometimes smell his own farts?

>that mexican kid
>that kid who was only your friend because you used to be really good friends with him in elementary school but you saw that he started to become cringe as fuck so you found other friends to hang out with more but you still talked to him because you felt bad
>that kid that everyone knew and liked but ultimately had no impact on anything at school
>that jackass kid who thought he was the best thing since sliced bread and all the teachers fell for him

>>740897259
homosex like to touch peoples dick and balls without making it look gay but everyone knows....

>>740905231
>>that same kid who became well known in school for knowing so much about murder and serial killers
that was me

>>740905497
It was funny (and a little sad) that those kids were so desperate for money that they were willing to degrade/humiliate themselves to the point of basically being a prostitute.

>>740905494
<3

>That white kid with the dirt stache that tried his hardest to be a gangster

>>740897102
n-nick?

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>>740893949
>that kid who was black as shit and wore a sonic tail to school
>that kid who had serious anger issues
>that dumb white kid who would show up wearing the stupidest shit and wonder why he got made fun of
>that military fanatic who was dumb as shit and wanted to drop out of high school

>>740900708
>jesus Christ fucking this

There was a kid at my hs who would constantly fuck up his legs somehow. he'd go for weeks with a boot and crutches then he'd be walking normal for about a month then he'd be in a wheelchair and cast on the other fucking leg. This more or less was the pattern from 9th to 11th grade

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I'll just put a bunch of different <'s, but keep in mind I'm describing one single person with this
> that kid who thinks they are a youtube sensation because he hit 100 subs
> that kid who blogs at literally any given possibility
> that kid who has a shitty phone/anything technological that's outdated but shows it around like it's the best shit to ever exist
> that kid who dabs without anything triggering it
> that kid who's semi autistic but almost forces himself on women
> that kid that wins homecoming and prom king out of pity/only other dude was a jackass
> that dude that plays on his phone and does near 0% of the classwork
> that dude that R E C O R D E S himself playing phone games in class and talking into his earned mix
I have more I think, but here's an extra one that describes another kid
> that kid who watches random video compilations in a computer class

>>740897102
Proctongolo??

>>740906010
not the guy your responding to but give me a last name right quick cuz I know a bunch of people you may be referring to named Nick

>that girl who read books in library

>>740906147
Holy fuck, how young are you faggot?

>That kid who fingerd himself and rubed it on another kid.
>MFW It was me

>>740905780
na he was really white and had a sister that tried to keep him under control

>>740906031
>that military fanatic who was dumb as shit and wanted to drop out of high school
I knew one of those, sort of like Gareth from the office (uk)
The guy was insufferable, walked like he had a stick up his ass

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>>740906348
20
I think I still remember the dudes youtube channel, but the numbers are probably out if order

>>740905886
Same here anon. That kid I described was me

>>740903862
I was that kid, carried a knife in school every day, the teachers and staff all knew but I must've been very likable because I never got asked about it and another kid got 5 month suspension for having a knife smaller than mine

>that kid who would make fun of himself for cheap laughs, single handedly destroying his reputation
>help

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>>740906602
I think we all had one of those in school, if you want to fight in a war, good, fine, whatever. don't act like you're all high and mighty for doing it, anyone with a ged can do it. those people are the worst.

>>740905231
that was me, I wasnt even trying be an an edgelord or anything I just like true crime. Two of my teacher were the same way and we'd talk about it often

>that one kid who acted like he was from the deep South despite being from the fucking Midwest
>that one kid who looked like he wore his sister's jeans, got called out by a disciplinary officer for it

>>740901844
Greentext

>>740898063
Needed cum in dat sandwich

>>740895313
theres two guys who fantasize about fucking me in the ass and they caress my legs and ass I would think they were fucking gay but one took the hottest chick in my class to prom and other has an 8/10 gf

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>>740905231
the kid who did that now works for the state police as a criminal psychologist or something. everyone teased him saying he was going to shoot up the school or eat people and hes probably the most successful in my graduating class

>>740907042
>>that one kid who acted like he was from the deep South despite being from the fucking Midwest
kid at my school did that, despite living in the suburbs of orlando

>>740894025
we wereanon, we were

>>740906990
Yeah, he had a friend who was in the year below him, his friend was short and the XD kid, I'm from Aus but he'd talk in an American accent for no reason, a fucking freak it was

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>That kid that always came into school fried

>that kid who smelled so much they made him sit at the back of exams

>>740906255
names andrew sorry im not nick

>>740907012
Idk if you worked it out but the kid I described was me. The whole serial killer thing wasn't edginess but I'm fairly sure that the notebooks were. My chem teacher would occasionally crack jokes or make references about my fascination (idk of that's the right word) with murder and crime but in a good natured way. He knew I wasn't a bad kid.

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>>740905387

>that one fat kid
Not just any old fat kid but the one who was so big at such a young age that you hated his parents foe letting him get so fucking fat. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't also a horrible temper tantrum throwing bitch (17 at the time)

>That kid who pretended they were in fast and furious and knocked over a tree in the school parking lot

>That one kid named Darrel who was white and was a pathological liar, fucking prewrites raps and asks people to rap battle with him. Acted like tough shit. I fucking hated him. And he always fucking talked to me cause he thought we were 'buddies'. He claims his undying love of a classmate on youtube and she comments "ew". Recently removed it. Thinks he's gonna make it big as a rapper with a name like 'Reaper Studios'. Here's his gay ass raps https://youtu.be/7rns4qx_niM

>>740894025
I used to get into fist fights with my principal in high school lol

>>740907960
hey that's pretty good

>that kid who huffed highlighters sharpies and markers

>>740907960
You let em no Darrel! Spit dat shiet nigguh

>>740908230
And white out LOL

>>740908295
that too

>>740908351
;)

>That kid that was smartest in the class but antisocial

>>740899415
Ouch. That was too accurate.

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>that kid that would piss and shit all over the bathroom

Guilty. I loved to helicopter. I still piss in sinks, trashcans, and floor drains sometimes.

>>740908230
aye I'm that kid loved it when the teacher had big ass sharpies and you get high af and pass that shit around the class like its a drug

>that kid who only wore a mossy oak camo hoodie the entire year

>>740893949
I used to piss all over the fucking place in highschool. Purposefully shoot piss inside of the toilet paper dispenser and soak the rolls.

>that kid who used to smoke pot with the janitor

That kid who would steal the basketball in PE and run around with it.

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>that kid that all these girls had a crush on through high school but he was an oblivious social retard only to find out from one girl that he could have fucked all the girls the kid fantasized about

>>740909445
THAT WAS ME FUCKING DAMMIT

>>740909503
It caused me literal pain

>>740909445
Totally u fucking cuck

>>740909031
you anon?
How did that start?

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>>740893949
>That kid who tried so hard but it was such a struggle because of the friend group he had been cast into due to classrooms being picked at random only to repeat a year in high and college and by the end of it all be chronically depressed because he struggles in exams but can ace the coursework - fish climbing a tree bullshit blah blah

That's me boss.

>>740909445
that was so fucking me but not all of them but a few hotties and my social retardation made the signs go over my head until now when its to late

>>740896881
so 70-80% of girls minimum?

>>740909882
Not me,but a friend of mine was a family friend of his, and they used to meet up in the woods and smoke pot..was pretty funny cause the janitor was some french guy, and would always come back to clean blazing eye red, and just spur out random french shit to students lol

>that kid everyone said was weird and turns out he was autistic

...it was me...

>>740893949
>That kid who would always wear with the same piece of clothing all the time

>>740896973
Literally me

>That kid who thought he had a lot of friends during school and felt super depressed about leaving them for college only to find schoolmate 4 years down the line who said that they talked about them behind their back the entire time.
>That same kid who should probably go talk to someone but doesn't want to worry anyone about themself

>that kid who got punched by his friends and he thought it was fun

>That girl who shoved a pickle in her vag on camera
>That weird underachieving black nerd who girls wanted to fuck
>That black bisexual brony
>That girl built like a triangle
>That kid who got a blue job on the school elevator
>That kid who jerked off into his sock then wore the sock
>That teacher who fucked the football team then molested other male students

>That kid that stole my zippo lighter freshman year then dropped it out of a car door and had his finger permanently loose feeling and motion when he reached for it and had the door slam on him.

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>>740909897
fuck, anon, that's me, although I've only just finished 6th form (britfag highschool)
waiting to find out if I'm actually getting into uni or I'll have to start flipping burgers

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>>740893949
>That kid who wouldn't stop talking about Nintendo
>that kid who wore Hawaiian-style shirts and sweat pants all the time, until he started wearing Nintendo shirts from Hot Topic
>that kid who played Magic, Yu-Gi-Oh, and talked about anime all the time as well
>that kid who read manga/"porn" all the time on the bus and in-class
>that kid everyone said did witchcraft and black magick to get girls to like him
>that kid who would date *anyone*
>that kid who everyone said touches little boys in his parents' basement and does Satanic rituals before coming to school everyday
>that kid who went 5 cities over on-foot just to fuck other guys and small children (another rumor)
>that kid who dated that extremely fat girl who was always getting in trouble
>that kid who scored a 17 in 11th Grade English
>that kid who said he's going to Nintendo University when he graduates high school
>that kid who said he wants to be a Game Pro when he gets older
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>>740902711
Ned?

>that black kid who the roastie white girls talked to and was probably gay

>That kid who ate only ketchup for lunch everyday.

>>740897656
I'm so fucking triggered

>>740910772
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>the kid that fucked around during class and didn't listen to teacher but still somehow passed the classes

>>740910561
there was a girl who lost a frozen hot dog up her vag in school and had to get it removed at the hospital, still remember that shit 12 years later, thats something you cant live down

>>740910617
SEGA DOES WHAT NINTEN-DONT

>>740910894
this one qt 8/10 said I'm going to prom with her (and fuck yes I would) but autistic me hated when people knew who liked so I just played it off as "im not going" or whatever and kicking myself in the ass over it but those autistic days over something clicked and I don't give a shit so if someone says that I'd be like okay sure

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>>740909445
me, not even kidding
>going through my year book
>tons of girls numbers, XOXO and saying theyre going to miss me and we should hang out this summer
>never even thought of myself as remotely attractive in any way and assumed I was one of the beta losers in their eyes

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>>740910913
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! REEEEE!!!

Is...what I would have said about 10 years ago on my Myspace. Now, I don't even care anymore...I'm playing PS4, and I swore I'd never do that back then. I even carried around a folder that functioned like a mini-encyclopedia about everything Nintendo.

>but, you're right, Sega did do something that Nintendo doesn't do
>they went bankrupt

>that kid who told everyone he made a time machine had pics of him in his basement in a lab coat them one day just dissapeared after a massive blackout
>that kid who showed up near the end of the school year and began tellimg everyone he had 10 million dollar cars and that his torn up shoes cost $400 and that he knew how to "drive" a plane
>that kid who had a disease that made him look 8 when he was 17 but was super racist and got arrested on multiple accounts of hate crimes
>that kid who made a columbine joke and got expelled
>that kid who got suspended for simply implying that maybe we aren't getting all the information and got the suspension extended for yelling at the teacher for pushing their faggy liberal agenda


last one was me...

>>740911121
>but, you're right, Sega did do something that Nintendo doesn't do
>they went bankrupt
oh man thats a good one

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>>740911270
I was 'on it' back then. I had a zinger for almost everything that went against my Ninten-waifu.

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>>740911183
>mfw i sang pumped_up_kicks.mp3 at school once
>mfw everyone laughed , even the teachers

> that one girl who everyone makes fun of for doing dumb furry shit like wearing a dog collar to school as a choker
> she didn't deserve the hate imo
> I called her a slut once and regret it

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>that kid that was always selected last of his friends. Meaning if you and a couple other friends were in class and there was a school project they would decide to team up over picking you. If it was you and 2 others teacher says to pair up (2) they would pick eachother and leave you out. Same if it was a group of 4 and you were the 5th person
>you would tend to be cool with everyone but weren't really good friends with those same people despite going out of your way to please others and doing small things like going to get their paper, lend them a pencil etc. But no matter what you did, you will never be their first option unless they didn't have anyone else to pick

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>>740902573
Literally any creep thread.

>>740911598
are you me?

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>>740911530
>mfw i did it while holding a fake GUN

>>740911712
Maybe

>That kid who answers every question the teacher asks, either to show off or because they're bored, and idk which

>>740910898
>thats something you cant live down
You're right, it became a running gag to mention the girl's name whenever the cafeteria served pickles. Even kids that weren't around when she did it knew the story and referenced it.
>>740910561
Little more detail about the last one:
>Bought drugs from students and fucked them if she didn't have enough money
>Bought beer for students
>Every girl who had a boyfriend in her class hated her
The only reason she got caught was a guy she sent to the office snitched on her, despite all this she only got fired but she got off scott free. In hindsight she was an awful teacher.

>that kid who constantly grabbed his balls in gym class

>that kid who always wore band t-shirts he thought were super metal but really were BVB or stupid shit like that

>>740910561
>>That teacher who fucked the football team then molested other male students
im guessing a male teacher?

>>740903524
I had lesbian teachers who hated boys and as a result they lowered my grades.

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>>74089848

>>740903777
>Nice trips
I feel you Anon.

>>740905799
>that kid that everyone knew and liked but ultimately had no impact on anything at school

lmao me

>that one kid that put ranch dressing and lettuce on his pizza slice at lunch

I had a dyke substitute teacher that was like 6'1 in height and straight up look like a dude. Ironically her name was ms.man and it upset her when we called her by her name. We asked her whay should we call her and she just said "teacher" LOL

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>>740905105
lol
>And those kids that crashed their wedding.

>>740902573
That hoe had a great ass and a butterface.

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>>740907546
That kid reporting.
I go to college now though and still go fried. History repeats itself man.
>the stoner guy goes to college and most of my peers are making peanuts an hour.

>>740912554
Midwest?

>>740912182
No it was a female see >>740912005
She was a young English and she used to feel up a lot of the guys in her class, myself included. If I remember correctly, when they tried to escort her off the premises she tried to run then got tackled by one of the school's security guards

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>>740906294
Hanako?

>>740907208
Same here, but it was the Jersey Shore.

>>740893949
>That couple that were already making out and saying i love you on hour 1 of dating

>>740910359
Me cause i was incredibly poor

>>740896973
That was me... Kinda. I mean, I wasn't the laughing stock of high school because of a rumor that got spread about me being a manwhore... But I did try once to get with 3 girls at the same time and failed pretty bad...

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i'm none of these

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>>740912681
>hurr durr I smoke weed and do other stuff
You do realize you're not special or "cool" right? For years people have been successful and smoked marijuana.
Get tricken' real, kid.

>>740906348
Bro that's high school now. Autists were doing that in my junior year

>>740895227
this causes me to still be jumpy to this day

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the hot teacher that used to take her shoes off and prop her feet up during the study hall

those girls that did the same thing during class

>>740900739
did he go to bhs?

>>740913347
in bloomington IL?

>that kid who dropped out and life isn't nearly as bad as they said it'd be for drop outs