Prove you're white. I'll go first: I'm quiet

I have a job and 2 kids and a wife that has lived with me for 17 years

i work 40h a week

>>740863755
Do i look white to you ???

>>740863871
/thread

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>>740863948
Do i look white to yoI?

>>740863755
im not black so...

my favorite video game is FTL Faste Than Light

>>740863755
My DOC are lsd and dmt

>>740864029
You look like a dirty arab

>>740864029
Yes
50/50
White & Latino

i know who my father is, and i actually paid for my bike.


and i have a tiny baby cock.

>>740864121
Ty

>>740863755
I can drink milk.

>>740864029
you actually look like a filthy moooslim

>>740863755
I jerk off to loli porn

>>740863755
My voice isn't raspy from saying "Hep da homeless?" 3000 times a day

I only eat tofu and plants

i need lotion to masturbate

>>740863755
I like Metallica

I leave a tip after eating at a non-fast food establishment.

>>740864159
>White
>White & Latino
Pick one.

>>740863755
I don't wear prison clothes when I go to court. I also pay for my own lawyer.

>>740864219
I can swim

I'm at work right now

>>740864104
That really don't mean shit. I've known niggers who loved to trip.

>>740864029
Why do you have time foil on your window?

Also, I watch The Middle & Malcom in the middle so yes, I am white.

i drive with my door locked when going through the ghetto on my way to work

>>740863755
I contribute to society and work hard for all I have.
I also don't drank the sizzurp and don't smoke weed

>>740864270
Not sure if this counts. I knew a black kid in high school who was really into metallica.

he was a geek and talked white and caught shit from every black kid in school, but he had a jean jacket with a metallica logo on it..

I have a sunburn

>>740863755
Hail Satan

https://youtu.be/DYUVAf1V-Uc

>>740863755
I can't dance.

>>740864339
In here I consider too white

I vote Republican

>>740863755
I'm allowed outside of the state

>>740863755
I bought everything I own

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At the grocery store, I don't sit in the middle of aisleways on my phone talking as loud as I can while blocking everyone from walking past me.

Pic related.

>>740863755
I'm about to start a job, looking after a companies accounts. a suit and tie job.

do i pass?

>>740864324
Did you tell them to stop appropriating our culture?

>>740864102
I love the mod captains edition for that game, really expands the game.

>>740864450
You consider me too white compared to everyone else? That makes me feel good considering I'm actually dark compared to regular white people

>>740864562
possibly Asian

When there's a riot in my town, I go out to the stores and actually purchase televisions.

>>740864029
>Mexican
>sees foil on window
>nevermind he's a white fag

>>740863755
Proof I'm white:
>I work today
>I grew up with both parents
>said parents were not on drugs
>I pay for everything I own
>I own a house, not rent one
>I don't fuck fat white grils on purpose
>I eat pussy
>The rims on my car do not spin

Watermelon and fried chicken are delicious, though. Honestly, I think most niggers are not capable of morality.

when i use a character creator in a mmo, the character either has to be the whitest man i can possibly make, or the sluttiest woman

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>>740863755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-TtfMLGnok
run free Caucasians run free god speed Caucasians god speed...

I'm a very active father to my daughter

>>740863755
I'm quite in the movie theater

I don't play CoD.

>>740863755
>>740864291
I never needed a lawyer.

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i know what this scandinavian dessert is.
should pass me as fullblown blue eyed white Viking blood.

>>740864768
quite what?

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>>740864766
VERY active

>>740864734
On the contrary, you'll find they're quite stationary

i own a bidet

>>740863755
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>740864945
Niggers do that a lot more than white people.

>>740865009
Wrong. He killed Hitler and cost Germany the war.

>>740865082
yeah but they aren't known for it like white trash is, and in america, it doesn't matter what it is, just what it looks like

>>740864102
So that's how the darkies do it... They outrun light!

N-

>>740865007
kek

i don't talk at the movies

also, i can afford to go to first run movie theaters

I have a full time job, a wife, four kids who I live with and support and I have never been in prison.

>>740863755
I'm going to marry my highschool love

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>>740863755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBC9CT3dX3M
...

>>740865401
I have to go to prison daily, so it's a poor standard to judge niggerdom by.

I voted for donald trump

>>740863755
>I'm quiet in the public library.
I'm in the public library.

GET threads are my favorite part of /b/

>>740863755
I don't have a mixtape

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only poor asian women want to fuck me

>>740863755
During the riots I went outside and bought a television

>prove you're white
I'm actually 37% polish, 28% italian, and 35% english

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i dont put my hands up in the air and shakeing my ass while yelling "EYY!!! EYY!!!"

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>>740863755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpDZSt4QzLA
progress...

I play hockey with

>>740864029
looks like a kebab to me

sometimes i eat plain pasta noodles with nothing but butter and salt

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My bills are all up to date
No kids
Smell good

I have extensive family records that trace back to the royal house of Plantagenet.

>>740864029
Asking that question proves you are not white.

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>>740863755
I work at the public library

>>740864029
lol

I didn't drop out of highschool.

>>740866072
So you were a royal house nigger?

great credit score.

>>740864029
no, You are black

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I think this truck is awesome just the way it is and I wouldn't do a thing to it.

Whiter than all y'all.

I know how to read

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Sup /b/ racist whitefag checking in.

>>740867007
Posts chevy, yep...he's a hillbilly.

i don't spend all of my money on expensive pairs of basketball shoes

I care about my education more than a pair of basketball shoes or other accessories

im from eastern europe

i know how to swim

I can use the main entrance to southern establishments

I make lofi hip-hop on SoundCloud

>>740863755
i work for living

I've never been pulled over by the police.

>>740867191
Not always something to be proud of if he's fucking his whale of a cousin. I digress though. It is better than ghetto trash. Only thing he's shooting up is cousins pussy and squirrels.

>>740863755
i haven't stolen anything today.

scrolled down this shitty thread waiting for the
> bought my own bike
since summer is here i knew the answer but i kept hoping, fuckin newfags

>>740863755
I like mayonnaise.

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i accidentally picked up my ps 4 controller while playing my xbox and i started using it because i was distracted by this thread and the sims

I'm not on food stamps

I listen to Billy Joel.

>>740867631
Very true. But at least we know hes white. Albiet the nigger of the white race.

>>740867830
Got some news for you. More white people are using food stamps then the nigs.

I love Hamburger Helper.

>>740865598
Using the computer? That just means you're poor.

fucking crackers, thinking they are funny while their wife/gf/crush chokes on my BBC

i like my steak medium-well

All four tires on my car are the same brand.

i've visited niagara falls

>>740863755
i graduated 9th grade

Ive never committed a crime, and always pay my parking tickets

I can afford to eat at a non-fast food restaurant

>>740863755
I'm not American.

I cum fast during sex

>>740868014
Not a chance. I married one of those girls that hates blacks more than me.

She cant enjoy football cause of all the nigs.

My IQ is 129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsN-G6W4d9A

>>740864104
Listen to flatbush zombies you arrogant cunt

There's no pawn shops in my neighborhood.

>>740863755
I think Google Maps should have an option to "Avoid Martin Luther King Jr Blvd" just like they have an option to avoid tolls and highways.

>>740863755
>i like my steak medium-well

You may be white, but you're a faggot. Might as well burn it and dump steak sauce on it.

>>740863755
I've never tasted anything grape flavoured, but I have eaten actual grapes.

>>740863755
I pronounce the word 'damn' with one syllable and 'alright' with two; I'm also proficient in the use of the semi-colon.

>>740863755
racist revenge fantasies for the impotent. rage hard.

>>740868315
no u

>>740864522
This app is shit, I am from Switzerland and have only native roots from here but as soon as I get a tan this app tells me I am 60% hispanic

I'm 27 and have the same girlfriend for 11 years

I like to watch my wife being satisfied by someone with a bigger cock. I'm a cuck, that means I'm white.

>>740863755
And i have columbine fantasies

>>740863755
I have been to a david Sedalia book reading, and my father helped me pay for college

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>>740864288
I'll never understand this about Americans. Why don't you consider Latinos white?

>>Born in Spain: white
>>Born in Mexico from Spanish parents: Latino

I'm a canadafag by the way.

Oh, and I'm white so I prefer Asian women. You know, as in Chinese and Japanese, not Israeli or Pakistani.

>>740864029
Turkish halfbreed

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>>740867631
My cousins are hot, but I don't fuck them. Squirrels destroyed my garden I hate them, but I would rather use a live trap then shoot them all willy nilly. I drive a later model GMC and I cannot stand improperly lifted vehicles because 1) Most look trashy and 2) You loose your mechanical advantage when you're towing.

I still assert: I am the whitest dude in here.

I can relate to Jeffrey Dahmer. Anyone want to come over for dinner? I'm having Stove Top Stuffing.

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>>740863755
Instead of provoking cops I treat them like heroes

>>740863755
I'm progressive.

I own a chameleon and a gecko. I am not afraid of cats

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>>740865007

My bbq grill is in the back yard.

>>740868551
I'm albino tho...

>>740868541
Russian and uzbekistan

>>740864859
dats a pawfay

>>740868691
I did some armed security work before too, just never pretended to be a cop.

>>740867517
we have a winner

>>740863755
i have not raped a woman.

>>740863755
I don't joker and yell at movie theater during movies. As a matter of fact, due to that behavior I now watch movies at home in my Cinema.

Bkl

>>740863755
I make a salary, I bought the thing that I own, I know both my parents, I can swim and read.

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W thj

>>740863755
I feel the need to fuck my family members and have delusions of grandeur.

>>740864029
יא נקניק קידום אה? איזה קונספירציות דופקים לך פה

>>740864029
I'd such your dick, boy.
>>740863755
I have a black friend, and friends that are girls.

>>740863755
Proud supporter of shadman.

I only need one hand to use chopsticks

>>740869385
This, actually

Well played, m'friend

>>740869342
??מה לא טוב אצלם
?מה אתה ממליץ
?>>740869295
ואיפה אתה עשיתה פסיכומטרי

>>740868853
>>740869295
>>740868385
Underrated

i say would have instead of would of

>>740863755
I am a police officer. Top that.

>>740869495
>>740869342
Jews aren't people, let alone white

>>740863755
i didn't vote for obama

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>>740867920

I can use "albeit" in a sentence too, but I guess I do have some hillbilly ways; I do know how to properly wear a sport coat and pocket fold. My dress shirts properly mesh with my trousers and sport coats. As far as East of the Mississippi goes I've only been North of the Mason Dixon once.

But then again:
I have been verified and registered with the Sons of Confederate Veterans. I do hate squirrels, I have a cheap pool.

>Damn you anon, you just made me realize I'm a fucking hillbilly! Damn it!

I have health insurance.

>>740863755
Studied mathematics in college. I can also make a delicious shepherd's pie.

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>>740863755
I dance like pic related

My credit score is 710 at the age of 24

>>740863755

I've only been pulled over by the police a handful of times. They usually let me go, and the few times I've received a ticket, the officer has always apologized.

>>740866148
cool, Fellow librarian.

>>740863755
https://youtu.be/knUWdUXoGpc

i have a 6.5 inch penis

>>740869342
?

I clap when a airplane lands

>>740863755
I'm still heartbroken about my last girlfriend

>>740863755
I'm not afraid to display my ignorance for all the world to see.

im afraid of talking to people and think about killing myself multiple times a week

>>740863755

I wear glasses

>>740870873
Good jaaaaaaaab

>>740870873
lmao

I browse /b/ all day and complain about the world around me.

>>740863755
Havent stole anything major.
I like mayo on my sandwhiches.
When I see a fight, im not in it and I dont record it on my phone while screaming loudly.
I support the police.

>>740871349
>nigger detected
i have a jacuzzi

>>740863755
I used to go on xbox live and call people niggers

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>>740863755
I still dab.

i fucking hate antifa

>>740871370
Fuck off bot

>>740863755
I want to shoot up a school

i am not fond of fried chicken

I have a father, a job, a house, a 401k and I can properly pronounce the word "ask" and I call good weed dank, not loud.

Black people, hot sauce is good, but you don't have to put it on everything. I watched a black at work eat hot sauce on a pickle. Why guys, why?

i've been to africa

>>740863755
I can't dance or jump

I respect women (even though I think they're dumb sometimes).

>>740863916
a simple "I work" would convince anyone

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I like cats and don't treat them like shit.

>>740871049
only a nigger would make such a stupid comment. Are you a darkie?

I play Ultimate Frisbee

i have a moderate size penis

>>740863755
I'm a cuckold and my penis is 5 inches

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My favourite food is Pierogis.
I took piano lessons from an early age.
Always been top of my class (or close to it)
Never eat anything with a spicy level higher than mild.
I respect women.
I eat three full meals a day, and when I don't, it's because I woke up late, and not because of a lack of food.
No matter how much sun screen I slather myself in, I always burn like hell.
I play numerous MMOs.
Have I won?

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>>740864339
To keep the weefee from escaping obviously

The only sports video game I play is Tiger Woods PGA Tour

England city is my

My wifes boyfriend is black.

I enjoy alternative music, and read higher than a grade six level.

I listen to NPR

>>740873659
I donate too

I've never tried Hennessey or Alize.

>>740863755
I have an irrational obsession with black guys fucking white women.

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I play the sport of ultimate frisbee professionally. I go to my practices only twice a week to avoid overworking my joints. I always go to my practices on a scooter to make sure I get there on time, because I never cross the road on the red traffic light even when there are no cars around. After practices I hang out with my friends for a non-alcoholic drink (no beer!) and we talk about weather and girls.

Beat this
(Protip: YOU FUCKING CAN'T)

>>740863755
I don't want to rape white girls

>>740864385
knew a kid just like that in roosevelt high in seattle in '81
he later became Sir Mixalot
no lie

>>740874373
you're describing a boring pussy, not a white guy

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>>740869042
The dude in my picture is actually a cop.

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>>740875277
>>740869042
He just hid parts of his uniform so he couldn't be identified.

>>740873659
I lost respect for NPR when I heard them complain about the lack of minorities in STEM, and then, no more than a week later, the same journalist was touting the NBA as one of the most diverse professional sports leagues on the planet. That was when it hit me. /pol/ is always right.

>>740864270
Was going to say the exact same thing

>>740864859
Is that Rommegraut?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%B8mmegraut

>>740874449
middle eastern in disguise

>>740865876
>28% italian
You're not white

Literally watched this episode last night, probably the best one in a long time.

>>740863755
I have a micropenis