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Janeway comes back as old version of herself and teleports everyone

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Janeway comes back as old version of herself and teleports everyone home. Haha totally spoiled it for all of you. Suck my dick.
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>>740857850
You forgot to mention that Snape kills Dumbledore.
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>>740857850
Thanks. Never could stand that one. What was is again? Voyage?
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>>740857850
Yeah but who cares about that? The big spoiler is that she sacrifices herself to kill teh Boreg
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>>740857850
>Janeway almost ruins fucking everything, but then its fixed
Just spoiled every fucking episode
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still waiting for the Borg children spinoff here
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>>740858121
It's called Smoker's voice syndrome
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Voyager was just awful
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Bruce Willis is a ghost
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>>740858396
Waht eh plot twest
>Directed by Malamalang Shamaladingdong
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don't mind me, just phoning it in again this episode
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>>740858396
no, dummy
his younger self anheroed & made his older self never exist!
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>>740858333
No it wasn't. It was cozy as fuck.
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>>740858519
>We will hire a fucking Mexican to play a Native American
God I hate this show
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>>740857850
>Janeway

All Star Trek sucks nigger cock after TOS.
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>>740858712
You best be trolling nigger. TNG took the TOS and made it it's own. All the others after TNG are cheap TNG ripoffs
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>>740858608
But mexicans are native american you simple fuck
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>>740857850
There's no "teleporting" in Star Trek, it's called beaming. The only thing that gets beamed is janeways old ass by the Borg queen, old janeway sacrifices herself to give the Borg a virus allowing voyager the time to get into a transwarp that takes it home. The end was absolute shit, voyager cruising towards earth with other ships alongside it. Where were the reunions? Or how about a "one year later" and show where everyone ended up? They really fucked that ending bad.
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>>740858519
Hacoochie moya...I am far from the bones of my people.
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>>740858886
>Spanish immigrants are Native Americans
I bet you think the British are Native Americans in the USA
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>>740858712
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>>740858608
You realize most Mexicans are indigenous people or mixed with.
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>>740858879
The dominion war episodes of Ds9 were awesome, rest of the series...not so much.
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>>740858894
They did that in the first part of the episode m8
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>>740858519
The actor hated his character and publicly talked shit about him while the show was running.
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>>740859096
Sure I'll concede here. The Dominion war was great
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>>740859115
No that was the alternate future where it took voyager longer to get back and they lost seven. That is the entire reason old janeway goes back...M8.

Voyager gets back sooner=different timeline/future for everyonr.
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>>740859243
and yet he still managed to do seven seasons of shit lazy acting and pick up a check every week
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hey, can I be in this thread?
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>>740859243
Seeing how all he had before that was the bad guy in crocodile Dundee 2 he should have been grateful for the work.
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Spoiled a twenty year old show? Boy you're a rebel. Faggot.
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>>740858579
I liked it except for that fucking Nelex character. Makes the show unwatchable for me now.
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>>740859381
Fuck off Neelix, our thread is full go back to the delta quadrant space nigger.
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>>740857850
Spoilers don't deter me from watching or enjoying this. People who are sensitive to spoilers are autistic.
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>>740859381
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
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that's the advantage of Hulu.
they have (still have?), all the ST TV shows catalogs. It was good way to watch the last 10 episodes of old series that I abandoned.

so saw the last 10 episodes of
ST Voyager
ST DeepSpaceNie
X-Files
Doogie Howser

By marathoning the last episodes. the shows finish off satisfactorally. Doogie Howser had the weirdest ending
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>>740859435
I'll agree he is annoying as fuck. Still love the show.
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>>740859476
He's a space redneck, they found him in a scrapyard, he cooks and eats pretty much anything and he's always looking for the angle.
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>be Tom fuckhead Paris
>break warp 10 barrier
>accidentally your entire DNA
>mutate into some fucking lizard guy
>kidnap Janeway
>take her over warp 10
>both turn into fucking lizards
>land somewhere
>impregnate lizard Janeway and start family of lizard babies
>oh hai we fixed your DNA
>the end
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>>740859495
I actually love the show and still watch it. However the ending is lazy and I don't mind spoiling it for anyone.
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>>740859495
Much the contrary there have been studies showing spoilers improve the watching enjoyment. They theorize it's because you know what's going to happen you can focus more on actually enjoying it.
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>>740859607
Netflix also has the whole catalogue
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>>740859773
This doesn't surprise me. I've never had a problem enjoying something even though I knew how it ended.
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>>740859871
Sure, I'm agreeing with you. The people overreacting to spoilers are annoying af.
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>>740859649
that doesn't stop me from wanting to stab him i the neck every fucking time he comes on the screen.
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>>740859653
That episode was pretty far out even by Star Trek standards, don't forget voyager survived the writers strike so you can def tell where they brought the scabs in.

I'm curious about their offspring, they just left them there to evolve, that doesn't sound like it follows prime directive.
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OK, I'll spoil Doogie Howser ending.

He gives up Doctoring, and decides to fly on a euro road trip with Vinnie
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>>740859653
this was the worst episode of the entire star trek franchise
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>>740858333
After the masterpiece that was DS9, I was really let down by Voyager.

nb4
>hurr durr TOS was the be--
>>740858712
too late
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>>740859956
Oh hell yeah, the episode where he leaves for that oddly fuckable chick was the biggest relief.
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>>740859996
>brought the scabs in

it was written by Brannon Braga, he was the showrunner for most of the run
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While I hate Voyager I will admit it has a few really good episodes such as Year of Hell
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>>740859613
It's amazing that the show just has this alien pedophile as a lovable comic relief character
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>>740860106
He should be ashamed of himself then.
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Nelix was actually cool as fuck in 1x02. Voyager freed itself from a giant space monster that was trying to eat the ship. Then Janeway decided to fly the ship right back in there because she felt bad about hurting it. Nelix was woke and like "Everyone on this ship is fucking retarded". He was the only voice of reason.

Then after that they made him into JarJar for the rest of the series.
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>>740859476
please?
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>>740859940
Oh I know.
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> never browse /b/
> watching voyager
> decide to browse /b/ today
> see this

And I don't even care. That's how low-stakes this show is.
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Did the hot chick ever get naked?
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>>740860269
It wasn't neelix that knew it was really a monster it was seven.
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>>740860403
Nah don't think Jenway ever got naked
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the show had its good points and bad points but i always thought it was a pretty sleek and appealing ship design. it was nice to go non-Enterprise again, like DS-9, and the smaller ship was fun, especially after that floating energy warping sentient whatever-the-fuck changed the ship and improved it
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>>740860000
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Also to add in a few good points of this show. The Doctor and Seven of Nine were great. Especially when they had their own episodes together.
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>>740860413
Nigger, Seven wasn't even on the show until season 4.
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>>740860673
Fakeshop
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Fuck off mate!
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>>740860673
is there something "off" with this titty pic?
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>>740860452
No I was talking about the goddess with the long curly hair.
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>>740859314
Work is work...
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>>740859326
Well she aged horribly
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>>740860744

Definitely. Can't pinpoint it, though.
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She never knew how close she came to having a creepy "uncle neelix". Bad enough Naomi wildman is scarred for life cause of that creepy fucker.
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>>740858608
Mexicans are indigenous, Einstein
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Oops forgot pic
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>>740860710
nuh-uh
it's a real shoop!

>newfag detected
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>>740860815
That fucking Riker is uncanny. If he only had a beard
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>>740860413
Not possible for it to have been 7-of-9 in episode 1x02, she first appears in season 4. She became such a recognizable character from the show that people forget it went for several seasons before she existed.
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>>740860804
could be worse though

http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/jennifer-lien-arrested-star-trek-voyager-1201594328/
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>>740860617
Wait was that the big amoeba creature? I was thinking of the one that shows everyone what they wanna see while it eats ship. My bad
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>>740860951
I bet that muff is hiding the Trill
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naked body paint aside,
best uniforms
<<<
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>>740861135
So elegant m8
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>>740861013
Wtf?!
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>>740860999
Nice trips, yeah I got my space monsters mixed up there for a sec.
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>>740861013
>http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/jennifer-lien-arrested-star-trek-voyager-1201594328/

Seriously? WTF? I knew she got big and ugly, but crazy too? Oh Geez.
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>>740857850
Jokes on you. You saved me from watching this terrible dribble with poor acting, shitty writing and played out plots.
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>>740861323
story has more than a slight ring of crystal meth to it
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>>740861323
If I'm being frank she always seemed kinda unhinged, even while playing Kes
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>>740861306
I never thought she was hot, mediocre as fuck petite blonde with chain smoker voice. She's the worst "eye candy" attempt in all of Star Trek.
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>>740861306
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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>>740861612
>Uhuru
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>>740861655
Kekked and checked
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>>740861769
What the fuck is a Uhuru?
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>>740861524
I was quite young when Voyager was on the air, and didn't follow it until my college days. Any stories that cause you to say this?
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>>740861769
She had a way better body than kes.
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>>740861837
>Uhuru
meant Uhura, obviously
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shit yeah, now this is happening, deal with it nigger
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>>740861135
I agree, making them actually more uniform, the clean black and dark colors, but keeping the colors to designate different personnel depts. as the small piping detail. Smart move. Though I miss the go-go boots and miniskirts on occasion.
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>>740861845
It was in her eyes man, she had this soft speaking innocent but ill cut your dick off while you sleep vibe to her.
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>>740860867
Wut. Most Mexicans are of Spanish descent you fucking dimwit.
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>>740857850
Nobody cares about star wars, you cuck
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>>740860465
what fucking episode was that in?
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>>740857850
Fuck you. I just started Voyager. Just saw s1ep3. Fuck you :(
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>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my blood and diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever
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>>740861524
Especially in season 6 Fury when she comes back as a psycho and starts fucking up the ship
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>>740862110
It's actually Babylon 5 you retard
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>>740857850
Sort of, but not quite right.
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>>740862281
every star trek fan has a story like this, its the hallmark of a true starkkie (thats the word for star trek fandom/fans)
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>>740862020
>that file name
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>>740862399
Waste of dubs, it's firefly you nooblets.
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>>740860815
that dude in blue has nice tits
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>>740862180
I think he means the season 2 episode Twisted
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>>740857850
I can't think of a single sci-fi series that has a good ending, every ST falls off by season 4. BSG was a tire fire. Voyager gets a bad rap, but i put it at number 2. TOS is overrated.
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>>740862488
Waste of dubs it's actually Battlestar Galactica
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>>740862403
This >>740858894
Is the correct version.
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>>740862550
You best be joking nigger. All Good Things... was pretty good
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fuck off Harry Kim you useless fucking gook cunt and take that fucking clarinet with you before I ram it up your gaping gook anus
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>>740862557
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>>740857850
Fuck you totally ruined Orange is the New Black for me. Dick.
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>>740862550
>What happened to his ears
>He's from China, he got his ears stuck in a mechanical rice picker
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>>740860195
What's amazing is that of the two of them? The girl was the one who was convicted of pedo crimes in real life.
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>>740862766
>convicted

nope
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>>740860804
So did I. So I'd still do her and high-five my friends about it afterwards.
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>>740859381
FUCK OFF NEELIX
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>>740857850
[post pretending I think this relates to some other show]
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the only good star trek is deep space 9.
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>>740857850
I would fuck Janeway like crazy
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>>740861306
You could tell from her voice even back then, that she was gonna hulk out masculine-wise later in life.

Did she ever....
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>>740862705
>"At the end of season three, either Harry Kim or Kes was slated to be killed off to make room for new character Seven Of Nine. Neither were killed off in the season finale, but the more likely candidate, Harry Kim, was seriously injured so that he could die in the fourth season premiere. Between seasons, Garret Wang ended up listed on Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Hottest Celebrities, and the Executives mandated that he had to stay — so they wrote out Kes instead. This is especially ironic given Rick Berman's mandate that the alien characters be more interesting than the human ones."
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The future is in the past..

Picard says that in final episode
Paris says that after he breaks warp 10
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>>740862281
Wil ? I didn't know you were on 4chan...
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>>740863113
Oh yeah he's a regular
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>>740860106
>Brannon Braga
"Brannon Braga toyed with the idea of having Sarah Silverman join the show full-time on the strength her guest role in "Future's End" and perhaps have her character enter into a romantic arc with Tom Paris."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVdH1GomPTk

WHEN VOYAGER WAS GOOD
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>>740862281
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>>740862994
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>>740863315
She was petty fuckable in those days
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>>740862994
THIS

I'd have piped 80's Mulgrew with the fury of a thousand suns.
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>>740863763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foeoed-OywE
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>>740863763
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4751014/amp/Sarah-Silverman-46-shows-smoking-hot-bikini-bod.html

She still is. Pardon the shitty website
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>>740863159
Shut up Wesley.
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>>740863889
Pardon?
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>>740858712
I like the new Star Trek Continues
They just came out with a new episode #9
http://www.startrekcontinues.com/
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>>740862550
Star Trek sure loved the nazi storylines
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>>740863940
Shut up as in close your mouth and stop talking
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>>740859096
This x1000. Having episodes featuring the Ferengi? What the fuck were they thinking?
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>>740864093
Exactly. We sure are lucky ST Enterprise ran for only 3 seasons. God knows what they would have come up with in the 4 season
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>>740859381
Jar Jar before Jar Jar was a thing.
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>>740863970
>star trek fan fiction
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>>740857850
Hail Satan

https://youtu.be/DYUVAf1V-Uc
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hey, it's cool, I'm here now
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>>740858976
Have you ever seen a Spaniard in your life?
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>>740864442
Get lost fuckface
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http://i.imgur.com/Z8NwqgY.gifv
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>>740858608
Playing Maori, which are native NZ.
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>>740864670
is it bad if I find that highly erotic?
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>>740864808
Why?
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>>740864688
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>>740864870
dude

the thumb
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>>740864170
Moogie
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>>740864972
No, why would it be bad?
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>>740864808
>http://i.imgur.com/Z8NwqgY.gifv

Beverly knew her feelings were wrong, but she wanted him and he wanted her. As long as they didn't acknowledge it, it wouldn't be real. She told her son to look into her eyes and not to move, not to look away. Wesley locked eyes with her, and she with him. It was motherly. Nothing wrong with that, right? She was just touching his thigh, and moving her thumb, and it was a comforting touch of a mother. But she saw him struggle, the look in his eyes. He felt his cock harden, felt it press erect into an awkward position in his pants. He didn't move but he clearly wanted to. She didn't look but she saw the movement of the bulge struggling from the corner of her eye. She hoped he didn't notice her lick her lips when that happened. She looked deep into his eyes, and he looked into hers. She was just being motherly. Just a thumb, sliding slowly up and down the tender flesh of his thigh. He made a small gasp, never breaking eye contact. Out of the corner of her eye she saw the bulge twitch, saw a small patch of his pants turn a darker shade. "Go put those in with the dirty laundry, I'll take care of that, Wes." She said as she got up and kissed him on the top of the head, trying to act casual as she walked away on weak knees. He didn't need to know she was going to lick the pants clean. It doesn't count of he's not in the room. That's not incest. That's just a mother cleaning her son's pants. Because she loves him.
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>>740865189
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>>740862281
Lost
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>>740865314
Your colon?
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>>740862281
Classic /b/.
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>>740862281
I liked the part with the raw spaghetti, that was the best part
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Guise am I good or what?
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>>740865349
One testicle. The other one has grown to make up for the loss. Now I look like I have an apple in my scrotum.
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>>740866277
Pretty sure bitches love apples. Give that bitch an apple
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>tfw no r34 of Wesley fucking Lal in her cold robotic anus
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>>740866372
Why would a robot have need of an anus?
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>>740866425
for Wesly to fuck, duh
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>>740858562
underrated
so much underrated shitposting ITT
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>>740866467
>so much underrated shitposting ITT
Well now that you're here...
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>>740866372
>cold robotic anus

and there's my new band name right there
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>>740866425
For the lube, of course.
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>>740866372
Wesley tagged himself plenty of real pussy, he didn't need android love (well maybe in the dry spells)
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>>740866624
It's not about need. It's about want.
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>>740866360
Only one bitch gets that apple - my wife.

It smacks her right in the brown-eye
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>>740866669
Too bad he wasn't around for the Q cutie, fucking an omnipotent being is some bragging rights.
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>>740866949
Or fucking a girl that's really a Sasquatch.
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>>740866949
>Q

every Q epsiode was complete and utter fucking horseshit, no exceptions
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>>740867150
>>740866949
>>740866624
you know, it is possible to get too obsessed with Wesley Crusher's sex life anon
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>>740867207
Wow... Just what are you even doing in this thread you philistine
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>>740862020
Go-Go Boots and miniskirts it is
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>>740867333
every Q epsiode ever

>haha I have transported you off your ship to test you for no fucking reason at all
>you will now fight to the death or try to outwit me or some shit
>oh we outwitted you
>yeah ok you got me
>the end

Horse. Shit.
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>>740867274
By jerking off to the girls? Yeah guilty.
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>>740867520
Did you even watch Q Who?
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>>740867656
every time I saw the start of a Q episode I'd switch the tv off and go do something else more intellectually stimulating like beat off
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>>740867758
So you're shitting on something you've never even seen. Got it.
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>>740867520
Kinda like what humans do with rats and other animals, it's almost like they were trying to give us a lesson in morality. Weird isn't it?
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>>740867346
(Gay voice in head) I finally get to wear my uhura outfit!
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>>740858263
Icheb is in Star Trek Renegades
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>>740868085
Top tier eye candy, add her in and that show was playing with a stacked deck
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>>740857850
No, that show wasn't spoiled long before that stinker of an episode.
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>>740868199
Agreed. Ezri was cute, though. Then there was the mutant Lauren...
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>>740862823
http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/jennifer-lien-arrested-star-trek-voyager-1201594328/

She was arrested for indecent exposure.

She hasn't aged well at all either.
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>>740867888
when Justin Bieber releases an album, I don't buy it and listen to every track in case there's a good one on there
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>>740868724
>arrested
>convicted

different things
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>>740868724
we saw that link ITT nearly two fucking hours ago
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>>740868763
This is fucking Trek we're talking here, nigga. You're either a Trekkie and at least watch the fucking episode before shitting on it or you're a hipsterfag that doesn't belong ITT
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>>740869012
>you're not a real trekkie

ok then
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From any series, including movies as well, who was the best looking Trill?
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>>740866372

You realize that the actress who played Lal is the same one who played Hillary Duff's MOM on Lizzie McGuire?
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>>740869151
I did not realize that, thank you for the information anon
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you know who was shitty?

B'Elanna Torres was shitty
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>>740869494
Yeah no kidding. Who needs a fucking Klingon with an emotional complex. I get that they are generally angry but give me a fucking break.
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>>740869494
yeah, she was kind of a bitch.
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>>740869494
Torres needed a damn good raping in her hairy klingon anus
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>>740857850
Janeway was the hottest character on Voy. If only old Kate Mulgrew were actually that hot.
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>>740869494
That episode where they split her into pure human/Klingon. She looks better as a Klingon.
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>>740869923
Over 7 of 9? Personally, I liked her flat, aspergers personality.
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>>740859653

extremely stupid episode. If they can just fix someone's DNA, then why can't they just do that to make someone younger or to fix an injury.
Or why can't they just use the transporter to make clones of everyone, so Voyager would never run out of crewmembers even though they're 70 years away in the delta quantrant. I mean 60, i mean 50, i mean 40...
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>>740870289
>make clones of everyone

But this did happen in one episode remember? The ship and the entire crew was copied. Then a few weeks later they "revealed" we'd been watching the clone crew for three weeks and all the previous episodes didn't happen to the real Voyager crew. Big fucking press of the reset button, shitty concept.
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some of the one episode only supporting roles had smoking hot chicks, she needed to be in more episodes...my dick demanded it.
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>>740870531
Who was she?
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>>740870927
u r mum lol
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>>740860804
WTF. She's only 43 now, looks 60 in pic taken who knows when.
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>>740870927
The old lady that was with the shapeshifter girl Wesley was drooling over.
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>>740870445

This wasn't cloning by the transporter, it was an alien planet where the aliens cloned their own copies of the humans.
Notice how their reaction to being cloned was completely opposite to the TNG reaction in that episode where a human culture was having problems from cloning themselves too often. They secretly cloned Riker, Jordy, and Doctor-not-Beverly. When they found out they'd been cloned, Riker murdered the clones of themselves. But in Voyager they thought it would be neat to have clones made of themselves.
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>>740861612
More like pole smoker voice. Half chub just thinking about it right now.
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>>740871266
If I could clone myself I'd fuck myself. And I guess get fucked by myself..
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>>740858519
No shit!
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>>740870531

That's Mädchen Amick, who used to be on Twin Peaks back in the 1990s.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ggke9pDUho
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>>740871663
I could never get into that show, she's fucking gorgeous though. Any nudity?
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>>740871047
Wut? She *is* 60 now. Born 1957.
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Well that was easy
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>>740870164
Yeah, Seven was irritating. And you know that with all the pressure she was under, Janeway needed constant stress relief in the form of alternating passionate lovemaking and rough anal pounding.
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>>740871861
Talking about Jennifer Lien.
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>>740872584
>Seven
>oh it's getting near the series finale
>we haven't resolved her story arc
>better hook her up with ... er ... I know, Chakotay
>yeah, we pulled that one right out of our collective butthole just in time didn't we
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>>740872921
yeah, that was so fucking fake, no one wanted to see that and no one gave a shit about Chakotay by the end
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Ro ro ro your boat, motherfuckers.
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>>740858121
Star Trek Voyeur
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>>740857850
The Warship Voyager is the best moment in that series.

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfSvBGtYYI
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>>740873405
fuck this weak shit, we want Wesley porn
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>>740857850
MAJOR SPOILER! Kes was molesting the kids! (Google it)
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>>740873598
Yup. Diddler.
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>>740873598
seriously, we did this like 3 hours ago
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>>740862550
Enterprise had a stellar 3rd season and a cool 4th one if you're familiar with TOS. In fact Enterprise's third season is so cool that Mass Effect is practically a direct rip-off of it.
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>>740858976
Actually a lot of Mexicans choose to claim Native American because they will get treated better by Americans and gives them claim to Aztlán which comprises most of the Southwest US.
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>>740873791
>Enterprise
>that shitty ending
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>>740873876
>Voyager
>that shitty ending
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>>740860804
>what is makeup

the post, ALL WOMEN
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>>740871266
>Jordy
Nope, you failed.
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A fucking useless captain. By the end of watching that shit I was rooting for the Borg.
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>>740859381
Fuck off netflix
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>>740864785
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>>740859381
why does everyone hate on neelix so much? tom paris' character was way more annoying
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>>740875170

yeah that one made me lose all of my respect for him. He should know better.
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>>740873876
The ending sucked for sure, but you gotta admit those seasons were good. Meanwhile 90% of Voyager episodes sucked, and god knows I tried to like that series.
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>>740875362

Nelix is not a meme.
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>>740873248

nobody wanted to see Paris hook up with Worfette either, but they had their multicultural agenda to push.
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>>740875582
Honestly I was fine with it, and that's despite not really liking either character.
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>>740875582
I understand that you think there was some kind of multicultural agenda, but this is supposed to be the future, they are all a diverse group of humanoids, and it wasn't like there were many choices among the crew anyway.
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>>740860403
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>>740860465
Strange I still don't see where they stored the 25 shuttle craft.
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>>740876133

diverse doesn't mean blended, or else there would have not been different groups anymore.
TNG had Worf hooking up with Troi based on seeing them together in that episode where he shifted to different quantum universes. So based on that precedent, they could have had Paris hooking up with Janeway based on the episode where they had lizard babies together. Or they could have brought the Delaney sisters onscreen.

>>740876466
Trying to remember how many shuttlecraft that Voyager burned through without replacements available in the delta quadrant.
In fact, where the heck did they keep all those torpedoes stored. They should have run out of them in the 1st season, or had an episode where they're getting shredded by the baddies, and being reluctant to use a scarce torpedo
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>>740876466
duhh, they were flatpack for storage
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