Vocaroo Thread! http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GW8NmolqmK >i wil

>>740773366
Triple dubs declare it to be a good thread!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cv3VsBrNae

>>740773366
<3

>>740773610
Don't be gay, anon. <3

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Yuri bump

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>>740773366
6th for superior aerodynamics

So how's life been treating you Rev?
Meant to ask in the last thread but got carried away with the buddyposting.

Hi I'd love to hear "My daddy is the biggest fucking asshole. I love how he busts little cunt holes wide open so he can spit deep inside their little drone holes" or something similar.

Thanks.

>>740774439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OTY1zEpxZy

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>>740774589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R07QLO8AoJ

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>>740774786
Not being buried in stressors is a good thing, glad to hear life is good.

Overall breddy gud, been playing with a blues band, making gainz, got offered a job the other day.

What is your job exactly? Can't remember if I've already asked that or not.

>>740775090
>entire schematic is in Cyrillic
How have I not noticed this yet

>>740774951
Hahaha! Insectoid!! Was sure not how it sounds in my head but I didn't hate it. Lol my bf likes to think of girls as little sex drones, thought it would be fun to surprise him at work with your sexy voice calling him an asshole and talking nasty about some gaping slut. <3 thanks though this is tits!

>>740775090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bEVXfuDDri
Where are you from, btw?

>>740775245
Like robot drones? I could work with that. Kek
Feel free to request more

>>740775500
More like mindless sexy bimbos

>>740775420
Bummer, I've been fucked over by corporate before too.
Fortunately, I work for myself, so no company shenanigans.

Also, Atlanta, born and raised.

And seeing as how this is a request thread, and I have yet to actually request anything, say this:

<< This twisted game needs to be reset. We'll start over from 'zero' with this V2, and entrust the future to the next generation. >>

>>740775783

That's the life, man. I hope to be self employed too in the next year or two. (Also I've got family in Atlanta. It's a very unique city)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qQOv8RNDIR
(What is this from? Was blanking on tone)

>>740775626
Ah that makes sense.
What would you call that.. a judgement kink? Either way I dig it

>>740776014
It has it's faults, but it's a great city. Also has a severely underrated rap scene, OutKast is God tier.

Also it's from the game Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War. You got the tone actually pretty spot on with this one.

>>740776189
>blues band
>appreciates rap
>planes
You're a pretty cool motherfucker. I didn't know about the rap scene there.
Once my fear of public speaking reaches zero I want to learn to freestyle better.

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>>740773366
These dubs command you to moan and say "fuck my tight ass"

"Daddy, can you please turn it off? I had three cum-cums and I don't wanna cum any more..."

>>740776590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mPAqWQUY1W
Triple dubs grant all requests

>>740776627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o65wuqyNtO

>>740773366
Why must you get on at the worst times, FUCK i want to be in this for hours but cant nigga

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>>740776737
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cv3VsBrNae

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>>740776863
When you gonna be back my nigga? I don't work again until Thursday.

>>740776831
THANK YOU! I'm super glad you're reading more degenerate shit now :>

>>740777097
Really I'm okay with incesty stuff, and loli, it's just legit implied pedophilia and trauma mixed that turns me off. I could probably get through a recording but I wouldn't enjoy it.

>>740776355
Back in the late 80's and early 90's, the heavy hitters of rap were L.A. and NYC, so when Atlanta really tried to make it's first foray in the rap scene, it was seen as upstarts and basically illegitimate, which led to a lot of animosity on Atlanta's part. OutKast actually won the Best New Rap Group award in 1995, and at the awards show, Big Boi, the other member of OutKast, got up on stage to accept the award, and said at the podium 'The South got something to say." Which pissed off all the 'purist' types, and he got drowned un boos. Listen to any of their stuff and you'll hear references to landmarks and areas around Atlanta, which really shows how desperate for an identity they were before OutKast set it apart.
For example, this track is called 'Decatur Psalm', Decatur being a little town north of Altanta. Been to it a million and a half times, so it's cool to hear it mentioned in famous music like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGuK1x6THiY

/blogpost

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Dumping r34 because i want >>740777777

>>740776962
Im not sure going to head to a friends spot for a session what about you

Check out that vape vid?

>>740777227
>>740777227
monarchy

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>>740777227
Ancap 12

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>>740777227
Ancaps 15

>>740777227
Monarch to 8

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>>740777227
Ancaps 12 motherfucker

>>740777227
monarchy 8

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Kek. I think it was an accident.

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I have too much censored nip' shit

>>740773366
make slurping noises as if you were sucking dick

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>>740773366
Hey revy guy that likes edgy characters here...could you do this in a loud angry tone please

INFERNO DIVIDER

also


You (you in low tone) IDIOT....OUT OF MY WAY

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>>740777312
>>740777324
>>740777360
>>740777380
>>740777407
Meant to make a new thread
Thread here
>>740777586

>>740777580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mEE2B2AMFp

FUCK GIVE ME THAT REVY DOUJIN YOU POSTED A WHILE BACK

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Grt plz

>>740777761
Reroll

say "reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight"
loli voice

>>740777761
Aw

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>>740777713

At all events, the error and the illusion are the same in both socioeconomic ideologies, namely the serious assumption that existential misery can be reduced to suffering in one way or another from material want, and to impoverishment due to a given socioeconomic system. They assume that misery is greater among the disinherited or the proletariat than among those living in prosperous or privileged economic conditions, and that it will consequently diminish with the "freedom from want" and the general advance of the material conditions of existence. The truth of the matter is that the meaning of existence can be lacking as much in one group as in the other, and that there is no correlation between material and spiritual misery. Only to the lowest and dullest levels of society can one preach the formula for all human happiness and wholeness as the well-named "animal ideal," a well-being that is little better than bovine.

>>740777713
Google that shit. Black lagoon Azasuke. He has a lot of goooood shit

>>740773366
Spit and drool in your hand, suck your saliva back and drool again, basically plain with it in the palm of your hand with your mouth hole and moan at the same time

>>740777790
That's in the OP

>>740777598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tmyPskK1xa

>>740773366
I heard you say you were looking for work, have you ever actually done paid voice work before?

Also, is there a portfolio of work we can see, not to mention a method of contact to actually ask about paid work?

say
"innervates behind you heh nothing personnel kid"

If dubs we get to se OPs tits

>>740777195
That's interesting, thanks for the insight. It's hard to gauge what you'd consider traumatic vs me, you know? Especially considering irl any loli sexual stuff would create trauma of some kind.

Maybe just read loli scripts as ddlg play?

Thanks again!

>>740778552
rollin

>>740777933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z6EnXKl5eh
>>740778275
Right now I just have the email. To be honest I was a novice before I started these threads but I'm open to any suggestion. I plan on assembling something more professional soon.

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>>740777761
>>740777577
>>740777535
>>740777407
>>740777360
>>740777324
>>740777249
>>740774310

>>740778282
roll

>>740773366
spank your ass

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Hey revy!
Been a while since i've seen one of your threads. What's up
As usual, i have a few requests, just lemmie type'em down

>>740778552
Rollin

>>740778282
re

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Got some aviation related requests lined up for ya.

'Faggot, I bet your planefu doesn't even have BVR engagement capability.'

post boypucci op

>>740778744
winrar

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>>740778552
Dubs get

>>740778657

Hey, I wish ya the best of luck if you do consider going professional!

Have you considered getting a more profession mic, like a freestanding one. It's totally worth it. Think of it as an investment.

Are you able to post your email or not, since ya know, last time ya got banned.

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>>740778707
Sup Destiny Bro

Have a schematic

>>740777881
Doing this one. Giving it a take or two
>>740778282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05YjNHo2ycQ

>>740778857
I do plan to get a better mic, probably soon. My little brother is living with me so I can't do lewd requests on PC until he goes back to school. Lol

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>>740778707
"Crimson-black blaze, king of myriad worlds,
though I promulgate the laws of nature,
I am the alias of destruction incarnate
in accordance with the principles of all creation.
Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me!
Explosion!"
Please say that in a mighty, powerfull voice.
>>740778921
Hey aviation buddy.
Thanks, have a spaceship

>>740778857
Also i just say my email is
revyshittalks at outlook dot com

>>740778552
Roll

>>740778707
>>740778921
Destiny is shit

Destiny 2 is garbage that "beta" was awful

>>740778175
Thanks revy! Almost missed it with your lewd posting

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>>740779224
I don't play Destiny, I just recognized the buddy that does from the other threads.

>>740779224
Ok.

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>>740779297
Thanks for the fun request.

"Mm fuck me, daddy crow!" and then "CAWW" like a crow for a bit

>>740779507
kek

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>>740779312
Hey, actually what is your opinion about mig-21? I've had a little discussion about them recently, i'm just curious what you think about them

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>>740777267
Another post forgotten geez...almost forgot I had this open

>>740773366
Yell "RAMPAGE!" like Archer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cR-WiGKZtg

>>740777267
Oh damn. Sorry. Shit usually blows up all at once. I'm high, thats my excuse
I pretty much just went on a bike ride and took a nap since last time. I have it screenshotted

Would you kindly bark and pant like a dog and then make some licking sound and then "cum for me daddy, cum for your slut puppy" and a final cute bark!

ty

>>740777195
How about:

"You're a pedophile, mister. Normal guys *don't* come that fast..."

>>740779618
Also that pic was my wallpaper for like 3 months

>>740778779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ng8p9vQNyY

>>740779589
Personally I think it's a piece of shit, but it's historical significance is because of it's numbers, and that it was at the expense of the MiG-21 that the F-4 was able to hone A2A engagement doctrine. There's a reason the F-4 is nicknamed 'The world's leading distributor of MiG parts'.

>>740779778
I'd bike ride more, but I just don't like riding. I much prefer running or swimming.

>>740778939
Did you did it yet?

>>740777881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OkhxfIsLwl

>>740780022
>>740780069

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tMvPhywoeA

>Requesting "just had a drink, thanks. You sure had a lot in you"

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>>740779426
No no, thanks for doing them


If its not so much to ask could you do these as well, going to splice and choose one as a text notification


You little bitch! Piss off!

Why the hell…are you so stupid?!

>>740780069
>>740780100
Interadesting

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>>740779934
Welp, we used to have theese in poland, and our pilots usually say that they were ver "rough and raw", in comparison to f16, but the could do better in extreme situations. Dunno bout that

>>740779778
>>740779812
Bike ride? Nice, youre serious about becoming revy arent you..

You need to stop it tho with your good taste having self. Funny couldnt do much earlier due to a small rain about to chill tho what about you planning shit tomorrow?

Sorry for the pause. I needed to help someone real quick

>>740773366
Nigger

In loli voice?

"Good morning mister! Don't worry, mom left and she said I could have you *all* to myself till she gets back... What, you thought she'd leave you tied up all alone? Without anyone to wring out your cock?"

Daddy be nimble, daddy be quick, Daddy, has a rock hard dick.
One cummy, two cummy, three cummy, four.
Daddy cums so much, he can’t cum anymore.
Ghost cummy, Ghost cummy, don’t be scared!
There’s always more cummies that can be shared.
Daddy make me squishy, daddy makes me wet.
Daddy treats me like his little pet.
Daddy makes me happy, daddy is sweet,
Daddy likes to give me his cummies to eat.
Daddy makes me happy and I make him happy too,
I suck on his dick and watch it grow huge.
Daddy isn’t scary, daddy is brave.
Daddy really likes it when I behave.
Better not cry, better not pout,
Better let daddy make you squishy throughout.
Just me and my daddy hanging out.
I got pretty hungry, so I started to pout.
He asked if I was down for something yummy.
I asked “What?”, he said he’d give me his cummy.
I drink them, I slurp them, I swallow them whole.
To makes daddy happy, it’s my only goal.
Harder daddy, harder daddy!
One cummy, two cummy, three cummy, four.
I’m daddy’s little princess, but I’m also a whore.

"How does it feel to know you'll never get to fuck your sister? Yet that little slut gets used by lots of better guys. Rosie prefers manlier guys, guys that can throw her around, stretch those big red lips around their cock and make her pale tits red for days after a good slap"

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>>740780100
Cheers chum

>>740780666
thanks, satan!

>>740780667
sit down, stud

>>740780481
>but the could do better in extreme situations.
What a load of shit. F-16 would beat a MiG-21 100 times out of 100.

Next request:
<< AWACS, Bogey Dope! I've lost the target, give me a position! >>

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>>740780667

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Do you ever legit get off on any of these recordings or after a few of em?

"Oooh fuck.. You're going to be my little fuck toy.. The perfect girlfriend.. I'm going to dress up up like a little slut.. Fuck your pussy till you beg for more.. Mm.. Gonna get you on those hormones, get you the perfect pair of bitch tits to slide my cock between.."

From a shemale on male story

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I'm an oldfag from 2004 /b/, when /b/ was ACTUALLY good, and you 'vocaroo' faggots started coming in and spamming the entire board to uselessness. So we left for greener pastures by 2007. Now here we are again, except instead of retarded former goon moderators, we have actual anons as our mod staff, so good posters who post raid threads and so n get banned over and over again.
We. Don't. Want. You. Here.
At all.
Your autism won't permit you to understand that, so you return perennially like any other invasive species. You attacked /tg/ for literally no reason and almost destroyed that community, when they were harmless autists who just wanted to discuss their hobby.
Then you think "oh I got a reply from this guy tee hee I got a reaction so therefore I win." That's not the point, this post isn't even for you, this post is for all the anons and lurkers who are on their computers, phones and tablets, reading this, who hate you fags with the passion of a million suns because THEY just want to discuss THEIR hobby, which here happens to be loli porn or raiding, and instead of that, they see constant attacks by vocaroo autists with shit megaphones who are trying to ruin their good time because you fags don't like what we like.
Yet, you're parasites, you can generate no OC of your own, and you are every single thing you accuse the rest of us of being. I can only hope that eventually the autism bux run out and you starve to death, alone and unloved, so the rest of us can be finally free to pursue our own interests without your interference. What's even WORSE is that you've been manipulated by jews to think that this is all your own idea.

>>740781108
copypasta

>>740781108
Record this whore

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So, what are you buddies listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cOf5YeTyw4&list=PLjx6GhYsAEpFlbHCvag5yJoDdoe9tJAKQ&spfreload=10

>>740781108
Cool text wall, kiddo

"Rhianna deserve it, dumb bitch. I'd have let daddy Brown beat me as much as he wanted.. mm... to feel his fists connect with my little body... And, mmm, feel him whisper threats in my ear whilst he pounds my pussy, with me softly crying... Please, rape me. I love you"

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>740778559
Yeah. Just post what you want. Ill let you know if its too much for me.
>>740778707
Sup dude!
>>740779068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D8qtzFViNN

>>740779507
I love you anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s7Ma5EdXZv

>>740781958
<3

>>740781332
those dumbasses cant handle distinguishing between "1" and "I", so they just skip the letter...

>>740779780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LtAhUGt5lQ

"Rubiteau (pronounce : Rubytoh) is a little bitch!"
thanks

>>740779056
With regards to a new mic, how soon we talkin?

And how old are you, Rev? I assume 18+ considering you're looking for work.

>>740779796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aRljma3VfV

>>740782109
no.... boner, no...

>>740779934
Swimming would be nice. It's way too hot here to run, though.

>>740782109
You're the cutest pup rev <3

>>740780161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Du12mJndQE

>>740782194
kek, thanks

>>740780284
>>740780284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PNJLWg77aS

>>740782245
I hear ya. Fortunately, it's been oddly temperate here, so I'm taking advantage of the situation. Winter is objectively the best time for running tho.
>tfw going for a run in snow
Fun and hard at the same time.

Also, what rap are you into?

this thread really reminded me of a little girl i used to finger her pussy she would lay down on my bed and i would finger her pussy... one time she looked at me in the eye and just said ‘u can fuckk me if u want'... i fucked her in the pussy about half an hour she said 'put it my ass fucker'... i fucked her in the ass about half an hour then her mom was cummin home so i quick take it out and put it into her mouth because i new i would come instnaly from her hot little mouth and i came buckets in her throat she swallowed every drop. then her mum come home she lay on my bed pretended she's been aslep. and after that i kept fuckin her for a few more years. now she is about 14 i still fuck her every month / two months. she has a boyfriend but she say she only date him cause he has a bigger dick than me... i have small tiny dick

>>740780536
The only shit I might do is another thread. And yeh, I've been putting off getting in shape for a while.

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>>740782491

>>740773366
"Welcome to /k/ git out"

Oh yes Mr. Chester molester plz put it in my butthole like uncle Fester. A cucumber in your ass a day keeps that asshole juicy nasty and gay. I fucking hate niggers!!!

>>740782245
hey I went for a florida run today, it's not so bad. I only almost passed out like twice

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>>740781349
Rev plz ree for me

>>740780666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NDbcgsKKTc
Plz request more satan and ill get to them right away! <3

Joe lives a life of smash bros and sinful homosexual intercourse.

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a niggerkilling fucking alcoholic. Traps are gay. Jews are better than muslims, but fuck it. Nuke the middle east.

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>>740782600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CCvHcv7eN9

>>740782779
Reroll

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<< This is the Round Table, dead mens' words hold no meaning here. >>

>>740782164
I'm in my mid-twenties. I could probably afford a new mic by the end of august, or sooner if I ask for help. I've had a lot of expenses lately

>>740782680
YES! Thanks

Req:
"Like this? ...Am I doing good, Daddy?"

My wife said this to me once, mid coitus, and I came immediately. Never forgot it. She laughed at me right after too like she'd just found a magic key to my nut :\

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"you'll never meet me
you'll never know me
you'll never speak to me
you'll never fuck me
if ever even met you i would look away because you're such an ugly fucking weirdo'

>>740782977
u can probably get better quality by not trying to blow the mic and disabling echo and noise reduction in windows
though we all would like to see and hear u suck on a cock

>>740782977
I like the blue yeti, in case you were looking for unsolicited recommendations from strangers

>>740773366
With pep!

"Hi! I only post these threads because I'm starved for attention! With that being said, who wants to cum inside of me like the fist of an angry god?"

"lol what if 9/11 actually happened?" followed by the deepest sex moans you can do

>>740782432
Hey thank you revy loving these!!!

>>740780667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14alk97sLq1

"Who am I? What defines *I*?What is consciousness? Am I living in the matrix?
*sigh* I wish i'd fuck the architect"

>>740783325
I admire your dedication, anon-a-miss. And now for duuuuuuuubs...

"My Little Pony ~

My Little Pony ~

*blood-curdling scream*

>>740780688
>>740780688

>>740780688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JhzMBCzbtr

>>740773366
just scream this "Fuck this, i'm on Blog TV with my fucking hands up, i'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch. This stupid fucking justice, all fucking righteous fucking NIGGER, Alex, is doing this shit, you fucking nigger. I swear to fucking god, i'm going to - yo, everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigger." Just type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigger. Fuck him." as loud as possible.

>>740780781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ahg1DaJhfX

>>740782977
Cheers for the info, Rev. I think that if you got yourself a professional mic, I'd seriously consider hiring you for some voice work.

>>740783442
Rerollin'. I need this in my life.

>>740780842
Story time:
What usually ends up happening is that my fiance hears me recording and after I'm done I get dragged into my bedroom. *cough*

Describe what you're currently wearing, sexy voice person

>>740781053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D64KpJ713y

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>>740783758

>>740783758
Is he a cuck

Are you still doing this in your truck, OP? Screaming into your phone like a lunatic?

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>>740781108
Anon, link me to a better thread on the catalogue. I've been here since 2006 and I make these threads because they attract a pretty cool group of people and it also gives me experience in a past time I want to take up.
You can complain about free voice requests on a board filled with trap threads, wwyd, cuck and CLOTHED FUCKING WOMEN if you want, but realise that unless you want to suggest better OC on this long dead board you should just STFU and go to a better board or a better chan.

Hey, it's this thread again. I might as well make a request. "FUCKING NORMIES, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

>>740783900
Utility room some times, truck some times

"I'm the reanimated corpse of a Romanian midget!"

>>740784113
Truth right there ^

Can we get the wet, sticky noises of you actually finger fucking yourself? Mixed in with lovely moans

>>740784113
that's a request you dumbfuck

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>>740783758
Tell him you're not interested in him anymore, you'd rather spend time with cutting edge technology, supermaneuverability and superior aerodynamics.
>pic related

>>740784113
This is a good point, these threads are comfy as fuck.

>>740783226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kHSVyNokvs

>>740784328
Well, way to make me feel like shit.

OP, real talk, you're a gem. Keep being a perverted fuck.

>>740781336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17eHWPRXtak

>>740781349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pZoDteDECq

Because why the fuck not:

'Kirk, I want you inside me so bad...Mmm...'

I request an audio of you actually cumming

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>>740783102
Roll

RAAAAAAAAARGH

CHOO AATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAA ATOH ATOH WAWAWAWAWA

...

YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

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OP, can you talk about my sassy-fucking dog?

>>740784328
Well we love you, you're a great mix of adorable and perverted whore.

Speaking of:

Hey anon, quick, my fiance isn't here. That's it, just.. just slide in and... (intermittent moaning begins) That's it, I'm your girl. I belong to you, anon. Pump your cock in me baby, give me another load. I love you. I want to get you off forever"

>>740782112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qh3pU7OPZ1

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>>740784610
Seriously bro?

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>>740784610

>>740783677
>>740783211
>>740783134
Blue yeti was the last good mic i helped my friend buy for this
It's on the horizon!

I bet OP is soaking fucking wet after one of these threads. Like, her panties need to be burned.

>>740782485
I listen to a lot of alt rap and then old shit. I love eyedea and abilities

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>>740784328
You're a true buddy, Rev.

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>>740773366
Hey op catch you later sorry if I've come offas staklerish but I like these threads you create

Hope to catch you again I'm toocomfy to do shit man enjoy your day

>>740784783
dont buy yeti

>>740784783
dope! I use a blue yeti to record vo and foley for 3d smut

You've ruined the thread you ducking dope.

HEY 4CHAN!! This piece of shit just ruined an entire thread with his autistic retardation.

Close your laptop, turn off your phone and throw that sorry excuse for a PC out the window because you have just been permabanned from the internet, guy.

It's time to buck up and look at yourself in the mirror. If you think you can become a master then think again buddy. Your life is about to get waay more difficult because I am on my way to find you and teach you a lesson. When I get to you I will release the skills that I've honed for the past 3 and a half years. I've become a black belt in 27 different martial arts. Some that haven't even been discovered by modern science yet. That's right I've ascended past the normal level of power that regular humans can achieve. And now it's time to put it to use. Watch your back buddy because you won't have it for much longer.

>>740784911
Not stalkerish at all. I mean I'm just a disembodied voice on the internet so what can you really do?
Take care anon!

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>>740784803
I am soaking wet because it is fucking hot outside

>>740785149
How hot is it?

>>740785149
Should strip. It's cooler when you're naked. Also, rerollin' for -

>>740783442

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H-holy fuck, is this really a girl..?
Oh my fucking god i'm sweating rn

I want to marry Isabelle. I want to touch her squishy body and play with her bell hair tie.
She has everything going for her. She cares for you and always stands behind what you do. There's nothing like seeing her in the office in the morning, brightens up the rest of my day.

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>>740784635
R

>>740785149
Make us hear how much overall wet you are

>>740782620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HJ1DRoT8Yu

>>740785300
dubsssssssss ! <3

>>740782627
I fucking feel you

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>>740785324
Holy fucking shit my sides

>>740773366
Lemme get a uhhhh boneless pizza with a two liter of coke

>>740782698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HC62J2FNjv

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>740782779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PjLCSHBdrb

>>740782959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jLDZ9YUK0A

>>740783085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08AtBbGZoJg

>>740785616
Nice. Getting the tone of the actual line spot on.

"Fuck you," I said wisely.

"No, fuck you," he said stupidly, like a retard.

"No, Fuck you," I said wisely.

>>740785671
rip me, thanks!

>>740783102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0efzX6FOEQO

>>740783253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fRovNpQfYC

Fidget Spinoza is in love with Bahyou Billy !

>>740785848
top kek 8/8

>>740783423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09wXdiiRV6q

"I love you, baby.. So much... That's why I only let.. let your little brother, fuck me... Mom's shouldn't fuck their kids, it's bad. Max is already a little brat, so enjoying his young dick is okay... It'll keep you pure... FUCK, fuck me, harder Max. Show him what a brat you are...".
With lots of moaning in it

>>740785489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FZe2h2x8iq
This was an old recording, lol

Cheerful up front, a bit yandere right at the end:

"Look daddy, it's your *favorite* toy! Aw, I *know* you just came... daddy always has more cums for his favorite toy, right?"

"WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEEEET"

My Little Pony ~

My Little Pony ~

*blood-curdling scream*

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Is there any character that can beat Karna?

And I’m not just talking about charioteer lance wielding son of the Sun God Karna. And I’m not just talking about Karna capable of using all 15 Shastra’s, including Daarma Paasha, Naga Paasha, and Kaala Paasha. Hell, I’m not even talking about Karna after inheriting Vijiya’s Bow (Guaranteeing victory for the holder no matter what circumstance) from Lord Parashurama after training for years to become the greatest warrior and obtaining Brahmanda Astra (Which alone has the power to destroy our entire solar system). I’m talking about Suryalok abiding Karna barring all curses capable of using all Upasamhaara Astras including but not limited too Satyavanta, Satyakeerti, Dhristha, Rabhasa, Pratihaaratara, Paraanmuka, Avaanmukha, Dashaaksha, Shatavaktra, Dashasheersha, Shatodara, Padmanaabha, Mahaanaabha, Jyotisha, Vinidra, Daitya, Pramadhana, Suchibaahu, Mahaabaahu, Saarchirmaali, Dhritimaali, Vrittiman, Ruchira, Pitrya, Ssaumansa, and also thus Vidhoota, Makara, Karaveerakara, Dhana, Dhaanya, Kaamaroopa, Kaamaruchira, Moha, Aavarana, and thus Jrimbhaka, Sarvanaabha, Varana, wielding the Vasavi Shakti (Capable of killing even Gods with one stab), firing off every single Astra (Even Naga-Astra which delivers deadly poison upon impact), and receiving blessings from Bhumi, Agni, Varuna, Vayu, Surya, and Indra. I’m talking about Messiah Karna that has Mohini Astra as well which is capable of negating all magic and Maheshwarasta which can reduce even celestial beings to ashes; wielding multipurpose astras, which includes Andhatamisr, Mahatarany, Chakshushmat, Shaktinash, Vishvavasumah, Antak, Mriitunjay, Sarvasmritinashan and Sarvasmitidharan, Bhay, Ahbayankaraaindr, Maharog, Namatraym, Ayurnash, Kalasamkarchan, Mahasur, Muladurg, Muk, Mahavagvidiny, Vedataskar, Hiranyaksh, Mahavarah, Hiranyakaship, Urganrisimh, Balindr,, Vasudev, Sankarshan, Pradyumn, Kalyastra and Kalkyastra, Mahamoh and Shambhav Astras.

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>>740785300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E1xIAT3Ram

>>740773366
Well played, vocaroo bandit.
Request for
>I just want everyone to know that I suck, and that I'm a little girl, and I like to wear ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys.

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>>740785107
Hana for sure will do, I'll prob catch you on Friday...but you really need to try out these tasty waxes man

Fucking blueberry revy...amazing


Oh and in case i didn't mention it, Thanks again for that motivation request this morning, its a nice listen. Funny story, it got me up this morning despite not wanting to do shit on the day off...surprised I came up with that shit....

>>740783442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X42eAciisC

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>>740786198
Holy fug

>>740783587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aZcAk7IJsW

>>740783842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05VJNkDUQyf

America I’ve given you all and now I’m nothing.
America two dollars and twentyseven cents January 17, 1956.
I can’t stand my own mind.
America when will we end the human war?
Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb.
I don’t feel good don’t bother me.
I won’t write my poem till I’m in my right mind.
America when will you be angelic?
When will you take off your clothes?
When will you look at yourself through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of tears?
America when will you send your eggs to India?
I’m sick of your insane demands.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?
America after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your machinery is too much for me.
You made me want to be a saint.
There must be some other way to settle this argument.
Burroughs is in Tangiers I don’t think he’ll come back it’s sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke?
I’m trying to come to the point.
I refuse to give up my obsession.
America stop pushing I know what I’m doing.
America the plum blossoms are falling.
I haven’t read the newspapers for months, everyday somebody goes on trial for murder.
America I feel sentimental about the Wobblies.
America I used to be a communist when I was a kid I’m not sorry.
I smoke marijuana every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.
My mind is made up there’s going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.
My psychoanalyst thinks I’m perfectly right.
But I won’t say the Lord’s Prayer.

So let's be honest: OP, these vocaroo threads are all a confidence-building exercise, right? You're gearing up for live-action porn. Well I support you, bandit-chan. I look forward to jerking off to the sight of your huge, pendulous tits.

>>740784126
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zPW89SkJX8

*Close a book* So Jamal was a faggot all along?
*Sigh*
Bring in Tyrone.

Say "ORAORAORA" as fast as you can over and over again

Lines alternate between sounding angry/stricy and being moaned out like a little slut.

Angry: All niggers are apes.
Sexy: Mmm fuck my white pussy
Angry: Daddy says niggers need to be lynched
Sexy: Breed me, daddy nigger.
Angry: You monkeys should be slaves again
Sexy: Own me, make me yours, master.
Angry: Stupid fucking nigger.
Sexy: Stupid fucking nigger. I love you

>>740784224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ztetYJmPvY

>>740786560
So no underwear and you're a WoW fan. That's hot.

>>740786198
Yea i'm hard as fuck now, you should totally be a little tease and make me cum telling me how moist you really are

>>740784228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jtKB4BuJ4o

>>740784230
Get dubs then roody-poo!

>>740784232
But he's a cute bara and loves lizards

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster but it instead stopped working."

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>>740786688
Hey look at that, dubs again, kek is on my side

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>>740786763
Well, that certainly explains why he likes you so much.

>>740786709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U6y952WzgL

>>740786709
Fucking hot. Next request: hearing you orgasm from masturbating. Bonus points if you moan out "Sam" whilst you do it

Please choke me daddy

>>740786709
Please tell me these are actual pussy sounds

>>740786709
That's the hottest thing i have ever heard, let us hear more

>>740784480
Aw, it's all I know how to do
>>740784610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fAjfKNOcxZ
>>740784638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gg63QwTfRH
Wat
>>740784680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hLV16Cdk30

>>740786709
<< You're in sexy airspace! All planes, break, break! >>

"Hey, daddy? Wanna smell my feet again? I wore the same socks as yesterday 'an they're really gross..."

plsplspls, ilu op

>>740786291
Rollin'

YAMAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>740786688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QMMBFtX6DT

>>740778552
Roll

I wonder if OP is bothered having to either moan like a slut or swear about niggers.

Nigger dicks in my asshole

>>740787291
Moar. So fucking hard.

>>740787291
How stinky are you

>>740786596
Bandit-chan?
I don't know that I'd want to do porn exactly. Y'all are getting some sexy cosplay stuff eventually

>>740784689
Rerollll

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>>740786611
shorter than i thought. thanks anyways.

>>740773366
"I sure do love to suck dicks"

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>>740786291
Hey!

>>740787407
Yes. You've been dubbed Bandit-chan. Congrats.

I look forward to your camel toe when dressed like Cammy.

Please remember to shave.

>>740787377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dnOCbaXqc0

>>740787291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IVY2PnG6SZ

>>740787673
That's good to know. So if I requested you to moan like a slut WHILE disparaging niggers, you'd have no problem with that.

juliet is a nigger

>>740787591
Bandit chan is kind of cute, but why?
Also fuckgoddamnshitmotherfuckingchrist
I have to go drive down to a highschool in bumfuck nowhere to get my little brother from football practice, because everyone else forgot and went to work or elsewhere
Shit, guys. Any posters I missed send an email to revyshittalks @ outlook.com and ill record them all before i remake and start the thread with a ton
I usually also screenshot a lot of them

>>740787966
Because, Bandit-chan, you've stolen /b/'s cold, black heart.

See you in the next thread.

>>740787966
Rev our queen

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>>740787966
Great thread as always Rev, catch you later.
Also, what position does your brother play?Lemme know next thread, will ya?

>>740788069
No Nigger I have cataloged her as "Rev" AND THATS THE WAY ITS FUCKING STAYING YOU DIRTY SPIC!

>>740783870
Nah, we are just both bisexual weirdos that like the idea of orgies and shit. He thinks it's hot that my voice gets other guys off, and he is happy that I'm enjoying myself
The trade off is that we get to drool over hot chicks, share porn, have a wild sex life and also if he finds a girl willing I'm gonna eat that pussy like groceries

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Could you shout "AEGIS REFLECTOR"

>>740788146
>>740788069

Rev and Bandit are both cute. I like it.
I'm sorry I have to leave suddenly. Expect a remake in like 2 hours

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>>740787591
Fuck no. Don't listen to him, OP. I like bush. Just keep them well groomed.

Also Bandit-chan is a totally fucking OG name.

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>>740788257
>>740788186
>he finds a girl willing I'm gonna eat that pussy like groceries
>dat image

Holy fuck, I need to run this off before I paint my computer white

Take it easy, buddies
May your missile locks always be solid, and may your landings always be smooth.

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>>740788257
I take a stand as CatalogAnon. You called yourself "Rev" initially and so you will forever be named "Rev". No name change, no deviation from the path.

>>740787591
Also I am not shaving while cosplaying Revy. STAYING IN CHARACTER IS IMPORTANT
Motoko, Camy, that female ninja from Shinobi.. that's another story

>>740788432
I will continue to associate myself with Revy. She is legit my favorite female anime character for a lot of reasons.
I'm gonna do cosplay either way so I'm sure people will still call me Rev

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>>740788578
I know I vomit planes and memes the entire time I'm here, but I really do enjoy these threads. They're relaxing after a long work day.
You're doing God's work, buddy.