>go to a date with a girl >she invites you to her home

>>740747460
Restart the game and choose a different path.

take it like a champ

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>>740747635
good boy

Turn 360° and walk away

>>740747460
leave

Start sucking it then beg her to fuck me

>>740747719
>360°

this got to be bait

I'd propose. She's beautiful. I'd bend over, lube it up and become her bitch.

>>740747810
what?

>>740747460
Submit to her like the sissy I want to be

>>740747810
Newfag

>>740747884
you don't fool me
bait lord

>>740748020
how the fuck does this make me a newfag?
fucking retard

>>740747719
You idoit that leave you facing the same way. Turn 180 to walk away.

>>740747635
This

Grab your ankles and beg her to be gentle.

Knowing full well she won't!

>>740748152
holy shit newfag

Any more pics? And sauce?

>>740748232
spotted the newfag

>>740747460
"seems a little small, are we warming up?"

@740748313
fuck u new fag

>>740747460
Put on the ball gag that's out of frame with a blindfold I usually keep with me. Then I let her do whatever she wants to do with me.

Also are there any videos to go with her? I wanna see her in action.

>>740748106
Jesus you're lost

>>740747460
Ask her to put on a blue one, if im getting my ass resized i want it to atleast be my favorite color

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Look up thegoddesseris ... your all welcome

>>740748232
you are either a newfag or a baiter who baits people off of a bait of a bait

either way kys

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>>740748494
is purple close enough?

>>740748375
May i call you Njkollal Höhnner?

>>740748232
you are just a sad little man who is upset cause no one wanted to fuck you in the ass today

>>740748724
your wrong're. i want to fuck him in the ass.

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>>740748347
Is this big enought for you?

>>740748619
Hell ye boi

>>740748625
what does that even mean

>>740748724
>no one wanted to fuck you
wait what? why am I supposed to want that? wanna run that by me again?

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Recreate this gif.

>>740747460
>"giant dildo it's too expensive? Can I have a regular size for 20$?"

>>740748928
so do you prefer to be called Marmuhhud Aljalzüscolou?

>>740749066
I think? I dont know what any of this means

>>740748971

talk about fucking his brains out! i'd love to trade him spots.

>>740748971
Can someone explain where in your anatomy that goes? Does it push all your guts aside or something?

>>740748971
I don't understand why she likes it
I don't understand why he likes it

I think I could live with soft femdom thing sometimes if she is extremely hot.
I would let her sit on my face pee in my mouth and tickle my prostate with a small strap on.

But this is just mad rampage.

>>740749313
Yea thats fucking weird

>>740749331
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>740749331
She's like
>FUCK YEAAAAA
It must be fun making someone cum and lose consciousness at the same time

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>>740749313
it takes some training, and can be painful, but the intestinal loops can be rearranged in such a way that you can put elongated objects of the length on an complete arm, from shoulder to fist, straight in the butt.

See the work of hotkinkyjo for further reference,

>>740747460
I'd submit completely, dominant woman make me lose my mind~ <3

Kick her in the balls and run.

>>740747460
Go down on my knees and beg for mercy while spreading my ass

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>>740747460

>>740749634
> implying a strap on makes her dominant

>>740749568
jesus christ. Some women get uncomfortable with 6" in them and then some guys apparently dont mind their lungs being tickled.

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>>740749634
>~ <3

>>740749313
Yeah, it straightens out the last 2.5 feet of your lower intestine and stretches it out, pushing everything out of the way.

It stead of just feeling like your butthole is getting fucked, or your butt is getting fucked, it feels like your entire body is getting fucked, be it is. That is a thorough fucking.

>>740749747
And that doesn't do catastrophic damage to your insides?

>>740749313
The large intestine goes pretty far up your body. It goes under your ribs a bit even.

>>740749696
She looks kind of like a Domme to me

Jackpot

>>740749699
Well it takes working up to, repeatedly, for weeks.
Versus frat bros that don't know how anything works, who just take a non stretched, non prepared ass and jam their little PPs in it, which is much worse.

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>>740749699

>>740749845
Nope, and they just move back anyway if you don't regularly work them out like this.

>>740749845
nope.

if done carefully you just rearrange the position of the inner organs

>>740749957
>>740749965

this times 1000

>>740750019
>>740750011
lol
Leslie Nope detected.

>>740748349
>Using an @ symbol to call someone out. Gtfo normie

>>740747460
Tell the dumb bitch it's on backwards

>>740750605
rofl at that guys butthole

>>740747810
Fucking summer newfags. lurk moar, fagget

>>740747810
Found the newfag

>>740750605
Who is she? She looks like fun. Did she do ball busting vids too?

>>740747719
kinda funny how no one realises that no matter what degrees you turn if you walk away you walk away

>>740747460
>>740747686
>>740748514
>>740748619

MORE FFS

>>740751724
Not sure if you're a newfag being a newfag or an oldfag baiting, but both are annoying. Stop it.

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>mfw the amount of newfags defending this one
>>740747810
I don't know why I even bother coming to /b/ anymore. Everyone here is either a literal Faggot or a fucking child that thinks they're cool because they know "le chan slang."

>>740751997
but if you walk away you walk away. turning 360° and then walking away implies that you've made full circle and then walked away :)

>>740750605
anyone got the source on this one?

>>740747460
run

>>740747460
say something like "oh i presume you play baseball, right?"

>>740752574
All the doors are locked, anon! She grins at you, slathering lube all over that monster cock. You're trying to force the door open, but it's no use...

>>740752574
>>740752644
>Aww, anon. Don't cry. We had fun tonight, didn't we?
>Y-yeah, I g-guess...

>>740748619
that one I could take

>>740747460
Hand her keys to my chastity device and TOTALLY submit to her
And ask if we could work up to bigger one

take it.

>>740752845
>It looks a little scary, doesn't it, anon?
>Y-yeah...
>It's alright. Touch it, squeeze it a bit.
>Okay...
>That feels nice, doesn't it?
>Y-yes...

Beg to sniff her pits and her farts then beg to ram it up my ass hard with no lube while girlfriend watches.

Turn 1080 degrees, stumble and walk away.

>>740751819

http://everydaysadism tumblr com

>>740748971
>>740750605
My God, I want a woman to do this to me so bad!!!

Any femanons here who are into this?

>>740749331
If you don't understand why she would enjoy this, then you lack imagination.

>>740748152
And what if I moon walked up to her? Faggot.

>>740748593
This makes literally no sense.

Sent from my Nokia 3310

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>>740747460
Probably start throwing wiffle balls towards her crotch. Clearly she's up for some batting practice.

>>740747460
>what do?

tell her to switch to a slightly smaller one first, and ask if she'd like to fist-fuck me too.

Get ptsd and beat her up

>>740748891
If I promise to take it all will you lock me in chastity device

>>740747460
start sucking dat

>>740747746
you pig !

>>740748891
Yum! I'd call her mommy as she broke my assume

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>>740757506
>its a deal anon... now bend over

>>740757703
So is that you in pic. Or you just posting

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>>740757821

>>740757106
needs a knot

>>740757766
ok, for her I'd take it up the ass

>>740757703
So how long would you lock me for

>>740758100
you gay !

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>>740758281
OH SHIT YOUR RITE

how did I miss that?

>>740747460
>Grab it and spin her around real fast
>spin faster
>getting really fast now
>let go
>blastingoffagain.jpg
>problem solved

>>740751288
Found her. Aiden starr

>>740758566
Thanks, anon! And yay, ball busting scenes.

>>740758566
thaks based anon
fap engaged

Any females here now

>>740757703
Does she actually use that on someone cause I think I would like to see that.

>>740747460
Mama didnt raise no bitch

>>740758566
>>740750605
porn hub dot com
/view_video.php?viewkey=ph562e87fcda3af

>>740757703
>>740757937
whats the point of these? it would kill a human, right?

>>740757106
I've never done any kind of anal play, but if a partner really wanted to do something like this, Id take a size like that for her. Only if she worth it though.

this is why you always bring a gun or knife, just in case

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>>740757821
No. Thats my mom.

>>740747719
I wanted to post this too, i cant fucking belive faggots still fall for this,
Kek

>>740761113
thanks, just cummed a fuck load!

>>740750262
>Taking the bait

GTFO normie

>>740747460
>>740747686

Love that confident look she's got.

I'd stroke it before bending her over, pulling it to the side and drilling her hard while faux-jerking that thing.

>>740747460
>what do?
marry her

>>740750605
>thiskillstherectum.gif

Guarantee this guy shits his pants atleast 4 times a day and has to probably wear adult diapers

>>740760750
>Does she actually use that on someone cause I think I would like to see that.

I vaguely recall reading something about her complaining that she'd never managed to find someone able to take that size one.

to be honest, what I'd love to know is, what does a strapon dong that size weigh? I'm pretty certain you could drop those out of a B52 and do serious damage to ISIS targets...

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>>740763127
Well that was money well spent.

She probably paid a lot of money for that massive custom made strapon dildo and now its just collecting dust in her dungeon.

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>>740748891

She's a mistress from the midlands in the UK.
She sometimes works with pic related

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>>740747460
get my katana and cut it off

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>>740763127
according to her it weights 18 pounds

she call's it "Dave"

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>>740763561
She does use it. There's even videos floating around the porn websites.

nothing because I don't go on dates.

>>740764005
Ok.
>sit at your computer
>she breaks down the door with her dildo

what do?

>>740747460
>what do?
RRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>740747555
i kekd

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>>740763889
sauce?

>>740764251
no no, you want da dick !

>>740757703
Maybe she fucks horses with these

>>740764408
What do I get for it, bitch boy?

>>740764607
>>740764408
Well, fuck it. There's probably no one even in here anymore.
5F29B22
5A6887B
1C12A43

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>>740748891
What is this a dildo for horses?!

>>740765745
It's to titty fuck your 1200 lbs mom

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>>740763127
i bet Kirk Johnson could take it without no trouble

>>740747460
>Grab the dildo
>Throw her in bed
> Bend her over and hate fuck her doggystyle in her ass
>Cum in her mouth and make her swallow it
> Tell her "I'm the Alpha and the Dom, not you".

>>740766429
"God damnit Kirk, for the fourth time that is not how you use the drill! How are we ever gonna finish this deck if you keep sticking all the tools up your ass?!"

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>>740747460

This dom is the only one I can't jerk it to cause she looks like fuckin floop from spy kids

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