Pick a super power and give another Anons superpower a draw

You can only fly at speeds of 10 mph.

The ability to get anyone I desire to fall in love with me sexually.

>>740688429
You become impotent

Shapeshifting

>>740688540
The power to nut as long as I want with my cum coming out nonstop.

Invicibility

>>740688716
Erectile disfunction

Mimic

>>740687544
Can only glide
>>740688429
Every time you seduce someone, an inch of unshavable hair grows from your neckbeard
>>740688686
Can only become bildo
>>740688716
Prostate cancer


Telekinesis

>>740688686
My superpower is to be able to stop time and be able to rape people while the time is stop. You can only shape shift into sex toys

>>740688716
Once you start, you cannot stop. And also you will become carrot.

>>740688686
You have to stay in shifted form for 24 hours

>>740688898
You can't die and you're forced to spend eternity alone because everyone dies but you

I can read minds

>>740688923
You can only use it one time.
>and its permanent
General telepathy!

>>740689008
I'd take it tbh

>>740688898
In permanent state of paralysis
>>740688923
Unable to control own thoughts or actions while mimic

Can generate 1,000,000 volts of electricity through body and use lightning as a projectile

>>740688959
Getting cancer by using it

>>740689033
You're disabled from the neck down

My power would be the ability to change genders any time I wanted

become a faggot

>>740689048
You hear everyones thoughts all the time and can't turn it off unless you have a buttplug in your ass.

I want the superpower to turn into a 10/10 beautiful woman.

>>740689033
>>740689048
You can't turn it off ever
>>740689236
>>740689287

>>740689048
You will randomly hear people's thoughts, often the worst ones.

I want to travel dimensions

>>740689187
Enjoy

>The power of blackholes

>>740689279
You just start liking traps

>>740689350
Turn into spaghet
>>740689353
>"Black" holes

Can talk to animals

the ability to fight off my gay urges

>>740688971
>your dick shrinks 1 mm every time you nut inside a woman
>forced to rape men
I want to have the ability to teleport to people using ip addresses

>>740689350
you cant bring anything with you and end up naked/hairless/whimpering wherever you go

>>740689551
>I MEANT ONE INCH

>>740689551
you get printed out and have to spend a day reinflating

>>740689551
Get killed by AdBlocker

Can stretch asshole to an unlimited size

>>740689551
fuck that's pretty good

You can only teleport to very unconvincing, hairy traps.

>>740687544
https://youtu.be/7Zp5xzp_p1c

>>740689551
You can only teleport to people who are going to try to rape you

The ability to bring anyone back to life

>>740689279
Remain newfag

>>740689740
>you can't feel pleasure

>>740689851
Come back as a low functioning autist

>>740689740
Skin stays streched to whatever the biggest size was

Time reversal

>>740689922
Unable to stop it but being completely conscious of what is happening

>>740689851
Spend the whole of their meager existence trying to anhero

>>740689740
The ability to seduce any 10/10 girl

>Get fucked by a horse every time it shrinks back to normal size

>>740689720
i'd take that

Q

>>740689912
kek this is good

>>740690000
The ability to get quads every time I post

>>740689912
best one

>>740688716
You will also liquid shit the whole time while cumming

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>>740690000

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Become a qt anime girl

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>>740690144

>>740689033
Can only read your own mind

>>740689196
Only during sex

>>740688898
Fuck me. I totally fucked up. I ment invisibility. Invincible and invisible is hella different words. Okay so my power would be invisibility.

>>740690484
what are you seven?

>>740690005
Is a faggot

Ability to transform into being of pure light energy

>>740688898
>>740690484
Is autist/10

>>740690304
> "A" cup
I want reincarnation but i want to have memory of my past lives

>>740690580
for 2 hours a day

can create cakes out of thin air

>>740689922
Btw has anyone of you seen the movie of a man who gets birth like 80 years old or some shit, old anyways, and as years go on he only gets younger?

>>740690743
you have to fight off aliens dr who style

>>740690304
Not a single prospect wanting you as a waifu, because you're a fat nigger

>>740690847
What was name of that movie? From same

>>740689353
You immediately turn into a black hole with your current mass, the resulting explosion kills you and everyone on Earth.

>>740690580
Transformation requires a Fuck load of energy, thus forcing you to occasionally change back, then eat insane amounts of food, but your digestion is also fucked so that you only push out angry, wet, swamp dookies

Super-farts

>>740689551
If their or your internet cuts out mid-transfer, you're lost outside the universe forever.

>>740690580
you're essentially a cloud of methane that smells like farts and rotten eggs

Benjamin Button

>>740690909
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

>>740689851
Their bodies are still decomposing, and cause them constant pain forever.

>>740690974
supper smelly

I can change my sex whenever I want

>>740690909
The curious case of Benjamin button, with Brad pitt

>>740690798
'Betus
>>740690974
Shit pants quite regularly

Transform into animal

>>740691061
Changing sex takes 2 months and is excruciatingly painful for the duration of the change and you're allergic to pain killers of every type

>>740690144
Granted, but it happens by not letting you post until you'd get quads.

>>740691061
Only once for each sex
> can only change once

>>740691061
Become sterile in the process.

>>740691061
mangina

>>740691118
Into a crab

>>740691118
you automatically attack any human you see

swap consciousness with anyone

I want my autism to go away

Can fuck any girl i want

>>740691273
It's Nancy Grace

>>740691273
They also gain this power

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>>740691249
Sea crab or pube crab?
Either way doesn't sound that bad


INFINITE $$$ THAT YOU CAN PROCURE FROM RUBBING HANDS TOGETHER

>>740691329
>Perpetually flaccid

>>740691309
After it goes away you get 2 autisms

>>740691273
Everyday you swap conciousness with Jake Paul once for 15minutes (you can't kys)

Invisibility

>>740691354
Oprah's pube crabs

>>740691397
ITS EVERYDAY BRO

The power to shit post on 4chan

>>740691397
You cry out loud when you're invisible

>>740688429
>put on a wingsuit, or something
>Fly really high
>Fly really fast

>>740691472
Granted but you will have no real life at all

>>740691472
you've already ascended

>>740691497
>I already do

>>740691524
Shit I already got that super power

>>740691329
Still a faggot
>>740691309
Autism doesn't exist, you're just fucking weird
>>740691273
Nervous system deteriorates at an alarming rate


A really cool black superhero with all powers of Superman

>>740691118
You also get the intelligence of the animal. You can only change back to a human if the dumb animal wants to.
>>740691273
You eventually lose track of your original body and end up wandering between various random people forever.
>>740691309
You become an annoying, obnoxious chad instead
>>740691329
The girls think you're someone else who they're actually attracted to while you're fucking them
>>740691397
You can't see because your retinas no longer absorb light
>>740691472
You're trapped on this godforsaken site forever

Speak every language

>>740691576
Only SJWs like you, edgy kids on 4chan call you a nigger constantly.

The power to get away with any crime

>>740691639
With a massive stutter

>>740691639
Can't understand any of them

>>740691668
Being a nigger

>>740691668
You're a quadriplegic

>>740691639
You're mute.

>>740691668
The only crime you can commit is suicide

>>740691576
Police and child support will still kill you.

>>740691354
>you can only buy vidya
tentacle arms

>>740691639
Most of them are dead languages, makes it hard to remember the right one to use
>>740691668
Someone you love is implicated and charged instead, and lives out the sentence you deserve.
>>740691822
They double as dicks and leak precum everywhere all the time

The power to make any food with ease

>>740691872

no tongue

>>740691872
It's only just edible and tastes like complete shit every time.

>>740691872
A raging bulimic

>>740691872
You lose your tastebuds

>>740691872
You can't eat any of them

The power to get laid with actual girl

>>740692050
You're gay

>>740691872
>>740691984

Yea but he could still be a badass fucking executive chef, not harsh enough

>>740689537
You have to kill yourself

My power is to be death

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>>740691822
Only big in Japan

Become God

>>740692050
Your mother

The ability to tell the height of something by its smell

>>740692121
God of Traps

.>>740692050
You have no dick and have to use a strap on and all the girls you hookup with are against oral, finger stuff, touching and making out

>>740692110
The reaper of your loved ones

>>740692121
God of niggers

>>740691872
Everything you cook looks like a dick and balls

>>740692160
Shit power

The ability to give AIDS to whomever you choose or choose not to

>>740692050
It's unsatisfying and you don't nut, never get laid again
>>740692110
It's the most depressing job imaginable but you can never kill yourself
>>740692121
Everyone becomes an atheist
>>740692160
Your sense of smell is the same as always, so you can only measure certain things


You're all terrible at making downsides btw

>>740692313
It only works if you have AIDS too.

>>740692110
Kill yourself

>>740691339
you owe me some sides ... i've lost mine

The ability to win any argument

>>740692330
>>740692289
Exactly why i choose it cant die get to kill without getting cuaght unlimited power i mean im already depressed to the max so. Not terrible at all

>>740692668
Your always wrong.

>>740692668
Only pointless ones in YouTube comment sections

>>740692668
In your mind only.

Super strength

At the snap of my fingers, every human on earth will have a single cheez it in their asscrack!

>>740692800
You only have the super strength to lift your fatass out of bed for a few minutes a day

>>740692668
Get cucked every time you are right

>>740692800
Only last 10 secs has a 5min cooldown

>>740692800
You crush your dick when you touch yourself

>>740692850
And you're eating every single one

>>740692890
That's still pretty OP.

>>740692800
The PCP trip comes down and you're still black

>>740690005
I see no downsides

>>740692688
Then you can only kill those who are appointed to be killed. You get no choice at all.
>>740692668
You win, but it doesn't change facts. You end up with hundreds of wrong ideas.
>>740692800
Anything that requires a delicate touch is completely impossible to you. Fapping = crushed dick, try to pet a puppy, it's dead. Don't even try to fuck someone.

>>740692946
If hes in the middle of a fight hes fucked

>>740693093
How long do you think a fight against a superhuman lasts?

>>740693093
Except for KO literally every dude under 10 seconds, shit downside.

He has suoer strength not speed so in a case with guns not long

>>740693004
To late to change it now anon and thats still not bad

Aimbot irl

>>740693414
You always piss on the floor and get cuaght

>>740693414
You get banned from life

>>740693414
Autofire irl

>>740693745
Your shots never hit your target

>>740689344
T-that doesn't work, Anon, and you didn't even post a power...

The power to punch people through any electronic device.

>>740693846
They can punch you back

>>740689526
(I like your response there, Anon!)
The animals you can speak to are humans, but only in the languages you know.

I get incredible musical talent in all widely used instruments.

>>740694039
Granted, but you're shit at literally everything else to compensate. You can barely even breath right.

>>740690484
You think you are invisible, but in reality you are incipid.

I have the ability to secrete gin from my palms.

>>740693846
Being a bitch
>>740694039
Require an iron lung and also fingerless


Cumming so hard, your dick becomes a calloused gun

>>740694555
You can never turn it off
>>740694568
It provides no pleasure, and you never have an orgasm again.

>>740694555
Check'd

Try masturbating

Shoot lasers out of your eyes

>>740694555
You have to hang out with me every weekend.

Nice trips.