I have made up my mind. I'm committing suicide once I'm

Try scat porn

>>740645172
This

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>>740645123
Try rimjob porn, of course clean

>>740645254
Can you guys fucking suggest anything not porn or even butthole stuff related?

>>740645123
All the drugs you wanted to try in your life.

What do you have to lose anyway/

>>740645309
No

>>740645314
I don't have the kind of money, where I live, drugs are expensive. But hey, I did promise myself to my a few grams of coke the weekend of my departing.

>>740645309
Dude what if scat porn ends up being so great that you decide to not kill yourself?

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>>740645123
Why so depresso anyway /b/ud?

>>740645430
That'll give him more reason to kill himself and end up not finishing his project, besides projectile vomiting.

>>740645309
Why would we want something other than porn or butthole stuff?

This is /b/, friend.

>>740645374
Get lsd instead. Gud shit man

>>740645519
Been depressed all my life. Have multiple psychological problems and possible mental illness. The thought of dying doesn't scare me anymore, it gets me excited. The thought of death brings me happiness.

>>740645309
Maybe try Call of Duty, its a awesome game

>>740645569
I get super paranoid very easily, I don't think LSD is the best option. I've done coke multiple times though. Always made me feel good.

>>740645604
Well, if you really feel you'd be better of dead, who is anyone on /b/ to tell you otherwise, I just hope it's painless and nobody misses you

>>740645648
fuc of pleb

>>740645123
just kill yourself, holy shit

try to jump with a parachute :D

>>740645688
I'm going to hang myself while tripping on all sorts of shit, death guaranteed. Some people will miss me too much, I'd possibly cause their deaths as well. Therefor I need to go first.

do it on cam

>>740645123
Before you kys you should probably try to rape someone, it's probably the single most thrilling thing a person can do that literally costs nothing. Family members are an easy target (like nieces or nephews), but make sure you are 100% committed to killing yourself afterwards, you don't want to end up in jail for that shit.

>>740645840
You lonely fucks don't deserve that much.

>>740645524
Either way, he should check out LoveRachelle2. If theres any scatgirl who could convert a man, its her and her awesome bubble butt.

>>740645658
Idk man maybe taking LSD could change your way of thinking and you wouldn't want to kill yourself?

>>740645893
I may be a serial killer enthusiast and sadistic prick, but I'm not sick enough to physically harm somebody in a sexual or emotional way while I'm still alive.

>>740645123
>project
It's not a fucking project. Just fucking jump off a cliff FFS. You're full of shit.

>>740645750
Good idea, try it dude

Make a change man, talk to someone; a counselor a help-line the suicide hotline. Confide in people - your friends etc. Take some risks for a better life. Reach out even if you have already.

>>740645750
This

>>740645983
Killing myself is my destiny, I've figured it out a while ago. Being dead will be a lot easier than having to deal with the things I do mentally. So yeah.

>>740645658
Scared you might hurt yourself on it?

Have a prostate orgasm before you die.
Hitchhike before you die.
Public sex is fun. Do that if you haven't already.
Run 10km
Get into a fight if you haven't before
Steal food from supermarkets and give to the homeless
Do a nude run. More witnesses the better.

Snort coke off a stripper tits

>>740645750
nah thats too scary I don't wanna die

When are you going to kill yourself?

>>740645123
Can I have your stuff?

>>740646121
Being dead is all of our destiny. How can you be so sure killing yourself is the right choice?

>>740646039
Seen multiple doctors. Called suicide-help line multiple times. Those were the days I used to be depressed. Now I just feel dead inside. I don't actually feel or express emotions like I used to. I'm basically already dead.

>>740645604
I used to feel that way, but it was more a coping mechanism than actually wanting to - promising myself all my problems and pains would dissapear the moment I started spilling my blood in copious amounts

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>>740645893
the fuck

>>740645314
Bump.

>>740646123
>Steal food from supermarkets and give to the homeless

I will def do this

>Snort coke off a stripper tits

Have done this but will do it again

Try doing something new; go on an adventure. Somewhere beautiful. Hawaii, Caribbean etc

>>740646324
lol stay in school, nerd

>>740645123
I suggest stealing a plane and flying it into a building in Mosul

>>740646324
Why not take the people who you don't like with you? Kill them first

>>740646257
Do cops show up or any mental health places try to solicit you after you call the "I desperately need attention" hotline?

>>740646324
How old are you?

>>740646489
Not OP but it doesn't work like that.

>>740645123
Since you've chosen to commit the single most selfish act known to humanity, why not attempt to do a few acts of kindness for others, volunteer at a homeless shelter or some shit

>>740646489
Sure if you get too crazy.

>>740646452
I believe everybody deserves a chance and great luck in life, besides myself of course... I cannot murder.

>>740646489
Depends on where you live. Here in South-Africa they just don't care. They will try sweet talk you and candy coat all the shit you tell them.

>>740646534
So they just talk to you for a while and that's it? Seems pointless.

>>740646530
28

>>740646536
The project I'm currently working on is very much related to act of kindness.

>>740646680
Pretty much. They will give you info on doctors to see in close by areas though.

>>740646693
you have any skills any interests other than sitting around thinking about death?

>>740646693
Try giving up everything and living life as a different perspective. Try throwing away everything and running away and live like a monk. Try new drugs. And what's your project if you don't mind sharing

Being scared of death isnt something to be proud of, instead of doing the most stupid things u could ever do y wouldn't u just work to make this world a better place? If u want to text me on telegram username s @ExeVbs

>>740646680
Unless it's clearly obvious you are going to Hero while in the call or after it then yea, they mostly speak with you trying to comfort you into not doing an Hero and give you pointers in psychological help in your area

>>740646913
I'm a good musician singer/guitarist. Well I'm good in most forms of art such as writing, poetry, drawing etc. Almost an accountant. But my passion for art died some time ago.

>>740646757
That's good, so clearly you have a moral compass and are capable of empathy, if you choose to that can be built on try replacing your pain with others happiness, just a thought

>>740645123
Write a manifesto

Sell everything you own. Buy a ticket to somewhere random. Come back in a year.

>>740647252
Good idea. But unfortunately that is not how my emotional system plays out.

>>740645123
cliff jumping obviously. Ridiculously adrenaline pumping shit to do, added bonus you fuck up and you won't get the chance to bitch out of an hero.

>>740645123
DONT. SHOOT. YOUSELF. OR, ANYONE. ELSE.
Feel free to go on a peace truck ride, just dont use guns. Even if you just shoot yourself you'm still contribute to the lgun related death toll that (((they))) are using to convince people to give up their rights

>>740647428
Well clearly there's a lot of completely random ppl interested in seeing you pull out of your spiral, but its your life, hope u find your inspiration I'm sure its out there

Take as many people as you can with you

>>740647813
>implying most gun deaths aren't suicides

>>740646324
Donate money to a charity. Maybe an animal shelter?

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>>740645893
Looks like somebody else ITT needs to kill himself.

>>740648129
>implying you have enough brain cells rolling around to be on the up and up with statistics of any kind.

>>740645123
Hey OP, you should try scat porn

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>>740645123

Could always try some vigilante shit.

Ever done shrooms? I recommend it at least once. It's not even potentially fatal like the pill shit, so you buy from someone who isn't gutter filth and you're gold.

I'm curious about your project.

>>740647154
are you chester bennington?

>>740645123
you should earn some money so your family doesnt have to pay for you funeral

We are all going to die eventually why not actually live life to the fullest beforehand. Suicide is a weak pussy thing to do, everyone has they're problems in life not just you, deal with them, overcome them.

>>740645792
Thats sounds selfish. Do you really want people who cared and liked you to kill themselves over you? Are their lives really that worthless for you?
There is still time to get some help

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>>740645123
Before you kill yourself, you should sign up on skinhub with the code "zararus" and buy some csgo skins, my code gives up to 1$ and it helps me grow.

Dude don't listen to all those wannabe edgy retards on this site...try and search for something that fulfills you, eventually you'll find it... I've been there too !

>>740645123
>I've committing suicide once
Aree you a ghost?

>>740645123
You do realise if you were to do crazy things you could get arrested and ruin your an hero plans, right?
Why don't you just relax for the time being and make yourself ready? Or you don't really have balls to do it so you kinda wish people would stop ypu and ruin your plan? Vaya con dios.

I'm really tight on money and won't be able to pay for rent.

I've applied for student finance by got rejected.

It would make my day if you lend me £10 on PayPal.

The link is: paypal.me/megaxz/10
Thanks!

>>740646536
Isn't bringing a child into this world the most selfish act one can perform?

Smoke DMT, for a few reasons:
1. DMT sometimes feels like truly dying, you will know what it is like before you do it
2. It's fun, you WILL enjoy it
3.
And this is the most important one, after a breakthrough, you might not what to end it after all.

Lots of love, and make sure to take enough. (If you can't smoke enough snort 100mg, see you on the flip side brother)

>>740645893
im not OP but i might do this when i kms

>>740649716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk-Kg3wxzZA

>>740649474
I think you misread that retard.

>>740649716
When I was younger I actually thought this also, I've experienced a lot since then both + and - and I now think that life or at least the chance of experiencing everything it has to offer is a gift

>>740650492
Do you have a bucket list?
I'd suggest you make one that would let you experience emotions in ways unimaginable.

>>740645123
kill some criminals/cheaters?

Try getting gf/bf or normal life pussy

>>740650682
I'm not op
But I agree he should make a bucket list, challenge the hole he's in

>>740645123
>Tell me what crazy things to try before I end it all.

Live a long, happy life working hard and pursuing varied interests. Fall in love, get laid, start a family, raise children, plant gardens, eat good food, maintain friendships, watch sunsets, smell roses, et cetera. Then die of old age in your sleep at 90.

>>740649538
No, just remember that refugees are all on benefits and they'll always be more important in your governments eyes. Let the hate flow through you.

>>740651078
>plant gardens
Edgy

>>740649538
>>740651099
I changed my mind, I'll give you 20$ because I was in that same situation a month ago. But I'll have to do it tmw cause that's when I get paid. That is, unless you're a stupid migrant fuck.

Try and touch a live plug with a knife

Retire at 75

Get a hobby dude, not a gay one, or one you've done before though. I almost committed suicide a couple times when I got back from afghanistan but then I started making scale model tanks and shit and it makes me happy. I don't know why, but it does.

>>740648557
This, become the depresaed suicidal batman without the money to show the world that money isn't everything

>>740648560
Lul

>>740651370
Cool, can you post one? I remember making scale models with my dad. A tank, a few jets, Saturn V spaceship, alien UFO, etc.

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>>740650000
nice quads
dmt sounds like 1 hell of a trip

>>740651702
Sure hang on I gotta pull it from network54 check out some of their forums if you're interested. Honestly it's come a long way from what it used to be and it can get a bit complex now a days

>>740647154
name is Chris?

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>>740651702
There's so much you can do nowadays with these new kits they make

>>740651370
Glad you pulled through man, keep fighting the good fight had the same issues

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>>740651702
There's so many how-to videos on youtube and articles online it's a really easy thing to get good at. I don't know, it's just an idea and it helped me but maybe op doesn't wanna be helped. Either way I still think they're cool.

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>>740652366
Whoops posted the small one, my bad

>>740645123
Rape a bitch. Do crack. Kill someone

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>>740652192
>>740652256
>>740652366
>>740652457
>Dat Brümmbar
Mein Nigga!
I used to build scale models too. Have a Type 62, a Type 59, Tiger ausf.B (H) Dicker Max and Sturer Emil.
They were my main drive to join the army to be a tank driver. Too bad now it's just a sad memory in the past.

>>740652830
Get back to it, I was a driver and a gunner on a bradley and I miss it so, but at least I can build tiny ones now. I just picked up trumpeters 1/35 sturer emil last week and I'm starting it this afternoon, it looks badass and I think spgs are the fucking meanest looking vehicles ever built

>>740652457
>>740652256
>>740652192
This is cool. I've got an unbuilt Panzer model in my basement I think I'll start on. Had it for years and never bought the paint for it. Thanks for posting

>>740653083
D.Max and Emil are badass af.
Prototype tanks actually used in the war and were somewhat succesful.
I used to drive Leopards(managed to drive a 2E before leaving the army) in the Spanish Army, lucky me I was one of the last guys trained in a m56 scorpion(Who knows why lmao, but it was fun af) in the Army.

Snore coke bang hookers. You"ll be fine

>>740653443
I can't be spending money in coke for now anon, I just left my job as an IT.
As least I have weed.

>>740653309
The suspension on the sturer emil was too complex for mass production I think but I the dicker max definitely should have been built more, it was a fucking monster. I never drove anything bigger than a bradley but we had a bunch of old m113s in our motorpool from fucking Vietnam and it was fun to ride around in them in the field. There was a medic version that had stretchers hooked to chains in the back and it looked like a fucking sex dungeon lol

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>>740645123
Kill Trump

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>>740645123
go and seek help

>>740653581
Good contribution, now leave you faggot

>>740653571
Leopards are fun.
They get max speed REALLY quickly.
But I'll always remember my beloved training Scorpion. One day we had a live gun test in it and man... that recoil, the fucking spg moved almost 10metres backwards.

>>740653581
You rage faggot trump supporter ?

>>740645123

Hey let me get your money in gift cards you won't need it. If your family's claims your body they'll pay for the funeral and burial. Unless they are embarrassed of what you did you'll just get cremated so either way you don't need the money
Add me on snap jamesloli

>>740650045
Fucking edgelord, the only legacy you will be leaving on this planet is a fuckton of psychological pain on another human being. I hope you will actually kys soon.

>>740653838
I'm so jealous, biggest thing I shot was a 25mm but I did get to see someone fire a TOW missile when I was in Kuwait for a while, shit is so fucking loud, it made my 25 sound like a god damned toy

>>740645792
You're thrash if you think like that.

>>740653894
Good job responding to the right person you dick for brains

you should try homicide

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>>740653991
Heh, I suppose I was lucky. Leopards don't have recoil unlike the Scorpion(in the army they were called the rollercoaster because the recoil).
Too bad I was never sent to Afghanistan or somewhere else as Spain doesn't have a Tank in any mission(our army mostly does Humanitarian service, the biggest vehicle we have in the field is the BMR)

let trips decide how. no pussying out either. if trip I say death by scat

Besides the supermarket thing:

- Get yourself a car, rent it or whatever.
- Drive without a goal. Stop by small towns.
- Maybe you'll find somewhere where you don't mind to keep living. If not It'll still be a sweet ride.

>>740654390
I never got to use my bradley in afghanistan :( but being dismounted wasn't so bad. I always heard stories of tanks and bradleys in Iraq in the beginning and I always envisioned that when I joined but it's the luck of the draw I guess

please don't kill yourself, I was in the same position as you and attempted suicide- and failed. I upset so many around me, your life is important, please go and get help, try some antidepressants, they have brought some feelings back. Suicide is not the only option for a way out. You have a mental illness- remember that. Things will get better in the future

stream it

>>740654650
Also remember, I was the driver and not the gunner.
But I'd pay to drive the M56 again in a live fire test

>>740654764
Do they have specific jobs for driver and gunner? In the US we just get assigned to a vehicle and over time get promoted, my job was technically a scout but I was assigned on a bradley

>>740645648
Fuck off

>>740655425
Oh yes we do.
Spain seriously think Drivers must be drivers and Gunners must be gunners. But we get a basic training in every other role in the vehicle, just in case.

>>740645123
PCP, LSD, Shrooms, DMT, Salvia and mescaline

>>740655679
this

>>740655616
That's actually refreshing, I remember shooting gunnery (live fires) and new gunners didn't even know how to clear the weapon system. Fucking made me furious

Since your going to kill yourself (not likely) you should try a dbl cheeseburger with fries on it

>>740645123
If you end your life before your time is up, you will have to re-do it all again. Your time will come, when the time is right. Until then, keep floating.

Don't do it man seriously, so many good days yet to come that make life worth it
You'll hurt so many people
If strangers online don't want you to do it, imagine your friends and family how broken they'd be
Talk to someone, anyone
There are so many ways around it

>>740655955
Fuck up and let him die yo nigger lover

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>>740645648

ayahuasca saved my life

pls stream death, or get a mate to upload it :))

>>740655773
>new gunners didn't even know how to clear the weapon system.
This is one of the main reasons they decide to implement a basic training alongside the Role training.

Enlist and get yourself killed overseas. You'll at least die a hero if you jump on a grenade or some shit. Send your money back to the KKK as a donation.

>>740656594
They really should do more of a check on learning before they give them a belt if HE, even if they're training rounds, they still hold the same charge as a hand grenade. That kid got smacked around in the turret by the vehicle commander as a result, at least he wasn't unsupervised

>>740656956
Spoken like a true knuckle dragger, how's middle school? Excited to meet your new teachers this month??

>>740645123
just kill yourself noone who talks about killing themself is not going to do it

>>740645123
peace and love surround yourself with good

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>>740645123
Don't do it bro

go walk around the globe visiting as many countries as u can and if u want then u can kill urself