G-good morning Anonymous! How c-can I help you today? If you

maslow's kicking my ass today

>>740641577
But my pride is important to me. Just like Verginta the Super Sand

How can I masturbate without lube?

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>>740641622
H-how so, dear?

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>>740641700
You m-mean the character that discarded his p-pride to raise a child and s-start a family?

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>>740641729
Using your h-hands, I wager.

>>740641729
Try spit. Or vegetable oil.

These are substitutes obviously but jacking without lube can lead to dry skin and other unpleasantness

>>740641577
Oh look it's this thread again

>>740641749
same as usual... yellow tier
it's just particularly tough today

>>740641770
>discarded

Whoa there. Real talk Vegeta never dropped his pride. Did he scale it back, did he learn to love and be a better person? Absolutely, but his big sayian pride boner never deflated completely.

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>>740641802
W-welcome to the thread, Anonymous <4
How c-can I help you?

>>740641824
S-sorry to hear that darling, b-but there's n-not much anyone but you can do <4

>>740641893
yeah
and so the fight continues

>>740641792
Yea, I want to know how to do it dry

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>>740641866
R-real talk, he screams at the heavens t-that he'll never be as powerful as Goku, no m-matter how hard he tries and he accepts t-that and dies to try to rid the planet of Buu's threat.

That's pretty humbling, really.

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>>740641932
By using your hand, I already t-told you.

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Alice <3

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>>740641921
H-here, maybe this will help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfIB7h7rsOw

>>740641969
how was life in the basement of your captor ika? did he let you beat dogs there?

post your dick you insufferable stuttering trap

>>740641937
Humbling absolutely but to say he discarded it completely is just out of character for him. Did he let it go to make a sacrifice in that moment, absolutely. But as we see in Super he still believes that he may be able to achieve at the very least even footing with his eternal rival

Fuckin love DBZ kek

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What do you think of Aussiegirl?

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>>740642079
D-don't have one, darling <4 Why don't you p-post yours? I could use a g-good laugh this morning <4

>>740642102
Bleh, Super.

>>740642110
I h-have no opinion <4

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>>740642035
that was someone else using my ikarous
>you can tell by the fileanames, and no i don't beat dogs anymore, i'm much better now

>>740642164
I know. It's not the best. But it's better than fuckin GT kek

Do you have any advice for how to deal with enablers of a family member's addiction and destructive behavior? She's going to end up in prison because this person keeps supporting her with money and pretending like the 5 DUIs and other run-ins with the law never happened.

I guess there's not much I can do, it's just incredibly frustrating to feel powerless to do anything to help considering anything I say will be shot down by the enabler.

Why don't you have a reddit account?

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>>740642268
W-well that goes without saying.

What *is* this dysphoria craze? Is there water to it? Is it just some psycho-babble of people? I've lived my entire life with depression and always feeling a little left of my center, like I never quite fit or belonged to begin with. The gender dysphoria craze has me wondering if maybe it's something to do with that-- but at the same time, I don't really want to invest myself only to find out that the psych fields debunked it the moment they came into contact with it, because it was hogwash.

I'm a broken, miserable, sad and pathetic person and I'm just trying to find something to shed light on it. I'm the one person in my family who's just a chronic underachiever and disappointment and I want nothing more than to be someone they can be proud of being related to. But I never come any closer to the core of my problem and the further I go on, the emptier I feel about life as a whole.

I just want to be something besides faulty merchandise.

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>>740642269
Yes. W-walk away. Focus on your own l-life.
There is nothing you can do for that person; work on improving your own life.

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>>740642283
Because I'm a channer d-darling.

>>740641973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKGUgOfD8U

You apparently once had a youporn account. What kind of porn do you watch?

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>>740642347
may i go back to your chat for a while?

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>>740642290
>craze
No such thing exists

>is there water to it
It's a real condition

>is it just psycho-babble
No, it is very real.

>psych field debunked
This is neurology, and it has substantial evidence. Also this is science, not pseudo-science; there is no debunking basic observations. There may be a better theory to fit the data, but the data will not disappear.

More than that, Anonymous, every life has value. You are not a product, fault or not! You are a human being god damn it!

If you are depressed, reach out!
If you have problems, ask for help!
If you wish to achieve something, draw up a plan, make a schedule, and work on it!

The world doesn't make sense unless you make it, Anonymous. If you have felt this way your entire life, go to your doctor. Help is available.

But why live with a treatable disease when you could be happy?

>>740642332
that seems a little selfish to just abandon them. She's a good person and if she could only get out of the clutches of this other person she could turn her life around easily. It should really be the other way around and the enabler should be the one going to prison.

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>>740642385
I p-prefer this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4e5reGtKJA

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>>740642530
N-not all choices should be selfless, Anonymous.
You need t-to take care of yourself first, in t-this case.

Because like I said, as long as that enabler is there, there is nothing anyone can do. But in the same breath, it is not illegal to enable someone, and in many cases, it is beneficial.

The problem is when they are enabling bad behavior.

>>740642558
that one's not bad but I prefer the original
to each their own I guess

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>>740642711
I p-prefer the more schizophrenic feel of that t-to the original. Also Gumi's voice is awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAKQ13m452o
JubyPhonic has a m-more Gumi voice than the vocaloid

Can you be my wafiu?

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Alice is used goods

>>740641577
hey psych anon;

I had a bad experience with what i thought was acid (long story but most likely was some test chemical). During the immediate situation, I experienced a lot of what a "stereotypical" bad trip is like. The thing is, I have sufficient evidence to believe that this what not in fact a bad trip, but the people around me (I knew them) intentional manipulating the situation to make it look like so.

Anyway, my problem is that the things I experienced are some what still present now (it's been about a year) and I go through throws of extreme paranoia. I feel like I can't trust anyone because it seems to happen out of nowhere, it's beginning to make me hate almost everyone and I've become extremely isolated. I wasn't extremely popular prior to the incident but I had a moderate to decent amount of friends; now I have none. What do you suggest to deal with such a situation? I've already tried approaching doctors, but they treat me like a liar / schitzophrenic whenever I tell them what I truly believe or they put me on medication that just doesn't work.

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Alice please don't ignore me, I need your help so much

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>>740642803
No. Waifus are bad for psychological health.

>>740642847
You t-took an RC, oh g-god. Do you at least know w-which one it was?

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Goodness, you really do pop up when least expected, huh?

No advice right now. I'm going to be busy for a couple of days. Get some papers, call a mental health clinic, starting a new job. Busy week!

>>740642787
>gumi's voice is awful
this is a bad opinion and you should feel bad for having it

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>>740642847
You have HPPD d-darling.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogen_persisting_perception_disorder

If you h-have good headphones, gray noise c-can mitigate some of the symptoms.

https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/greyNoiseGenerator.php

It h-helps lessen the side effects, but you r-really need a specialist for this sort of t-thing.

What would your thoughts be about a patient who so desperately needs validation and attention that they spam the whole internet with grade-school level "advice" and shows off their body for lonely depressed basement dwellers who post on 4chan?

Wouldn't you say someone who is mentally ill themselves shouldn't be telling other people how to treat their illnesses?

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>>740642924
S-sounds like it. This is m-my morning threads.

>>740642937
Vocaloids are a s-starting point, n-not an end point!

>>740642979
These t-threads really don't l-last long enough for this to be effective.

>>740642960
>>740642943
>>740642921
>>740642903
>>740642883
Anon-chan?

How would you deal with minor sleep paralysis?

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>>740642998
*blinks* I d-don't know of anyone with those symptoms, could y-you please direct me t-to them?

Regardless, no? Why would having a mental illness be disqualifying for a psychologist? Depression and anxiety are seen in a large portion of the population at some point in their lives. Would you restrict someone with say, a phobia of bees from helping others?

>>740642875
no idea, I'm no stranger to them though. Smoked a lot of synthetic marijuana but never had experiences like i did. Done a lot of acid, had bad trips too and never had an experience like i did either.

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>>740641770
You understand that namefagging and avatarfagging is against the rules right?

If you're gonna be a cringey weeb, don't be a cringey newfag weeb.

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>>740643083
Melatonin or small doses of anti-histamines t-to induce a deeper sleep.

If it occurs frequently, then I would l-leave a picture that makes you h-happy in a visible location from your bed. That p-picture will serve to calm you if you d-do have sleep paralysis so you c-can stay calm until you f-fully wake up.

I'd also try to kick your feet. That tends to work for me.

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alice please psychoanalize me so that i can get better, I am currently in group therapy now for my anxiety and he wants me to associate with good people so I thought your chat will be a good place to start, please? i'll do anything

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>>740643017

Busy days are the days I have the most energy, so that's wonderful. It's a shame, though. In my old job, visiting your morning threads would be much more possible, but my new one is going to have my working all morning.

...that's going to take some getting used to, as well. But I'll do my best!

Because~ I finally told someone that I love them, and they feel the same~ I know it's just an online relationship, but still. It's a good starting place, and I've never felt so energized.

>>740643017
says who? Vocaloids are a perfectly fine ending point

>>740643105
if it effected their ability to treat them, yes. Your overwhelming need for attention leads you to try and help people with problems that are way too complex/serious to be treated with a line or two of empty words and an anime girl picture

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>>740643123
It s-sounds like 25I-NBOMe. I r-recommend reading up on that chemical and t-then emailing m-me if it was: [email protected]

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>>740643158
B-been posting like this for six years. Outlasted moot and m-mods and I'm one of t-the causes of the rule changes.

I think I'll be fine.

>>740643179

>it's just an online relationship

You're still a human, you get privileges to feelings. If someone chooses to reciprocate, that's good too.

Staying frosty is something you have to do in real life, too, so it's not much as if this is magically all that different in that regard.

As always with the internet, mind your information!

If you have trouble with mornings I suggest tea. Coffee is good but a bit brute force for some people, and tea could be a healthier option for some. Caffeine-free is also generally a better thing.

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>>740643179
I'm h-happy for you, Angel <4

>>740643192
Me. I s-said it up there.

>>740643203
I h-have no need for attention d-dear; I hate attention. You are m-misinformed <4

>>740643173
Happened to me once. I was awake but I couldn't move. I tried to speak but nothing came out. In the end I tried to go back to sleep and I guess it worked.

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>>740643312
Yep. Y-you either struggle to wakefulness or g-go back to sleep.

I tend to kick.

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alice please i desperately need your help, please give me another chance

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>>740643105
Hey alice, is that still you? It's me, smiley!

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Hi.. today is my birthday, i always feel super miserable on my birthday.. i told my family and friends that i have plans today but really i just didnt want to see them on my birthday,, i think its because affection or something makes me uncomfortable.. i'm actually quite lonely so i wonder whats wrong with me idk why i'm typing this rly

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>>740643372
H-hey Smileynator <4

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>>740643380
*wraps her arms tightly around you* W-what do you want for your birthday Anonymous? I c-could buy you a steam game <4

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>>740642290

Oh! It's a question I'm strangely qualified to answer.

I don't really think it's a craze. I think that the internet has made people realize how very not alone they are, and, well, as people do, there's some who read far too much into their symptoms. Dysphoria mimics depression pretty well, in my experience, and depression is, pardon the pun, depressingly common.

I really think the key is, do you feel more comfortable thinking of yourself as one gender rather than the other? Certainly, it's not a completely binary thing, there's plenty of feminine guys and masculine women, but pushing aside gender norms, forgetting for a moment the roles gender plays in our society, how would you be the most comfortable?

That's how I think of it, at least.

>>740643311
your pervasive daily online presence where you do nothing but soak up attention from people suggests otherwise

>>740643337
Do you frequently experience weird or paranormal occurrences in your house?

>>740643422
no i don't deserve anything, but thank you

>>740643311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2vhhyjuuoY

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Alice I need you

you are the only one i can trust

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>>740643444
*looks around the thread* I'm q-quite sure reality disagrees with you Anonymous. I've already h-helped someone with a dangerous RC, and I'm c-currently helping another w-with his relationship.

I don't do this for attention, Anonymous.
I do it to help the people of /b/.

S-so if you w-wish to troll me, try harder <4

>>740641729
Have a foreskin. Oh wait...

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>>740643479
You d-do. Everyone d-deserves a present on their birthday darling <4

>>740643401
How is the club holding up? Or are we back to the boards only? -smiley

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>>740643476
I d-don't have a house <4

>>740641577
Why you stutter though?

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Happy to see you Alice. Id stick around but work is a shit show today.
>>740643444
You know why this board sucks? All the daily posters went away. All the tradition went away. Alice provides content to a board overrun with people posting for the approval of others or dumping porn. This is no place to stage a fight about the degradation of net culture

>>740643515
a lifeless basement dweller giving life advice is quite ironic

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>>740643547
https://anekiho.me/chat2/

S-still flying <4 Alice1 joined m-my group as well, h-her name is Reimu and s-she runs her own threads again.

>>740643585
B-because my mother did <4

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>>740643302

>You're still a human, you get privileges to feelings.

...it's so strange that this is such a novel thing to me. Naturally, I'll be careful, but this person...they're fantastic. Wonderful. We've known each other for years, and the relationship, while strange, is very organic. We complete one another.

>>740643311

...I'm not going to lie, I was a little worried. I know online relationships aren't the healthiest.

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>>740643599
H-hey Revy, can y-you email Kermit?
[email protected]

H-he wants to make you an ID card l-like mine <4

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alice you promised to help me when i started therapy

you promised!

>>740643604
And what are you? A bitter angry contrarian who thinks his opinion is law. Go focus your efforts elsewhere. This is the least cancerous thread all morning.

>>740643610
Oh shit, i only heared rumors of alice1, do you 2 get along?

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>>740643604
I l-literally live in a penthouse in NYC.
I'm as far from a basement dweller as they come d-darling.

Hell, look at my kitchen. Do you think this is in my basement too?

How do I study effectively?

>>740643623

It's novel because others haven't let us believe that. The truth is, we don't need them to feel. We never did. We only needed ourselves, and we were told that was 'nothing.'

A lot of things are; like faith, and words, and class. But people still hold on to these, so I don't see why we can't hold ourselves.

(even if we're all here because we feel like trash, I still like to give you guys a booster... it's easier to give than to follow encouragement, hawh)

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>>740643623
They aren't unhealthy either, t-though they have potential for abuse <4

Who is it though?

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>>740643702
can I visit you? I live NYC as well

>>740643669
Oh sure thing. Sorry i haven't been around the past week.

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>>740643690
W-we are best friends.

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alice please don't abandon me

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>>740643702
>lying on the internet
>>740643686
>white knighting on the internet

I'm genuinely don't know which one is sadder.

>>740643804
Go find friends elsewhere. One of the biggest signs of emotional maturity is knowing when to let people go.. for their sake and your own.

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>>740643708
That's easy <4 You strike the problem from the top and the bottom at the same time!

Take a top down approach: Break the topic into pieces, then break those pieces into pieces, etc etc, until you have a very finely done outline.

Now arrange each chunk based on what depends on what. Start on the things that depend on nothing, study them, then repeat until you are all done, slowly breaking the dependency chain down as you learn more and more. That's the bottom up approach!

That way you know both the structure (from the top down approach) and the content (from the bottom up approach).

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>>740643757
No p-problem darling <4 I'm n-not your keeper after all, I'm sure you h-have your own life.

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>>740643804
just worship the flag god
ez

>>740643874
>giving ika (You)s

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alice you said i could come back to your threads when I started seeking help

well here I am

>>740643844
>saved
>>740643874
I can't let someone I look up to "go"
And I love her more than anything and I need her help!

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>>740643827
*shrugs* I l-literally posted my kitchen darling. What m-more do you want? A copy of m-my lease?

>>740643757
Look after yourself, Revy <3

>>740643874
thats a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence. dont talk to them.

>>740643768
I see the glasses are still working as well, good on you guys!

>>740643827
To be a whiteknight I would need to gain something from doing this.
You faggots make the same tired arguments and it's honestly fun to pick them apart. You make no sense attacking these threads while waifu threads, wwyd and dick rate are all over the catalogue. The fact that you target these threads lets me know you have no real principals and instead just want the most attention for your shitposting effort
Ill gladly entertain you. Why do you care about the least cancerous thread on a dying board?

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>>740644002
I've added a f-few more to my collection <4
How is your l-life dear?
No diabetes I h-hope?

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>>740643734

That's really not fair, though. The people in my life were very supportive. I just happen, for whatever reason, to place very little value on my own life.

>>740643746

It's someone I met through an RP. At first, we were just RP buddies, talking about the RP and stuff, but somewhere along the way it became more. Somehow I fell in love when I didn't even ask for it, and right now my fondest wish is to be with them.

To be honest...I don't know if they're my soulmate or whatever you want to call it. Love is new to me, and this relationship is, as I said, strange, since I only know their name through email, and they know I'm transgender, so I think there's an expectation that my IRL name is difficult for a few reasons. But there's very little doubt that we both feel the same way about each other. We brighten each others days.

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>>740643945
no
i only worship alice

>>740643975
The biggest way you can help yourself is by moving on. This is not healthy.

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>>740644049
flag god is better

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Alice I want to make you happy

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>>740644032
>least cancerous thread
Whew. T-that's a high compliment in these d-days. Thank you Anonymous.

>>740644044
T-that sounds wonderful darling <4

>>740644112
then get the fuck out of her life

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>>740644032
you don't need to gain anything to be a white knight. pic related, you cancerous newfag.

>>740643932
I don't owe you my time, sure, but I am notoriously bad at ghosting people for long periods of time just because I'm distracted.
You and your chat are good people, too. I'd like to make a point to keep in touch.

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>>740644032
easy there paint sniffer

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>>740644080
I need her help, she is the only one who can help me. .
>>740644082
post russia
>>740644144
i need her

>>740644035
Oh boy, more colors!
No diabetes yet, but i do need to lose 15kg or so. 70+kg is too fat.
5 year into a relationship, recently engaged. 2.5year into a job c# unity, looking for a house. All is lookin good!

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>>740644194

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>>740644223
yay <3

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>>740644188
I'd l-like that too <4 You are a g-good person as well, darling. M-much more Milly under t-that skin than Revy.

>>740644213
Whew. I m-moved to NYC and n-now make around 275K a year as a C++ d-developer.

>>740644223
oh I see. you and ikarous and jack are working together. got it.

>>740644190
Hey flag anon, I'm with you when you spam the waifuthreads. Why waste your time here? I mean this is technically OC.

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I love you Alice, I can't wait to meet you soon <3

>>740641577
>Be me roughly 10 years ago
>Join the Army with best friend
>Go through basic and shit, having a blast, since I'm in the same unit as my best friend is
>Get deployed to Iraq with him
>During one patrol
>Some fat arab shithead has stepped on a IED mine
>Since were not equiped to deal with I call it in while my best friend tries to move in closer and see what he could do
I won't go into detail what happened but the fat fuck set it off, both him and my best friend die in the explosion
>His birthday was a few days ago
>Spent it with his daughter/wife
>His wife offers me to stay with them for the night since I got hammered slowly throught the night
>His daughter pretty much sees me as her dad
>I end up fucking my best friends wife
>Now I'm not sure if I should kill myself or start going out with her for the sake of his child

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>>740644304
i only try waifuthreads when i have one other person

these i can solo easy

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Alright my lovelies. It's time I get to work <4

Here is my contact info, if you n-need me further:
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter: CeltyPlays
Twitch: CeltyPlays
Youtube: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

S-see you all at 8PM EST f-for my 100th tea thread!

>>740644303
i work with noone lmao

except the flag god

>>740644377
bye-bye
>ika

>>740644284
I am jelly. I still make near minimum wage. And i still want to get into c++ but the job doesn't really have any need for me to know that. Any advice on how to job in the future?

>>740644145
But I am a woman, and I also make a point to shit all over people's lives whenever I feel it necessary, regardless of gender. I don't come here to defend Alice. I come here to start shit. I actually came to these threads originally to start shit WITH alice, but I realized she is actually making people's lives better even if she is gaining a small bit of happy feels from it. Also, she isn't an easy target. There are threads that are easier to turn on the OP. There are actual attention whores.

>>740644390
T-thanks for letting me have the final post <4

>>740644362
I w-would go out with her, Anonymous.
He might b-be pissed off you are fucking h-his wife, but I t-think he'd be happy someone is t-there for his daughter.

Regardless. Killing yourself is not an option soldier. Your mission now is the hardest you'll ever have, but believe me, you can do it.

Email me if you need help. I'm your operator if you need me: [email protected]

>>740644499
Why does she ignore Ikaros then?

>>740644509
final post isnt my goal

404 is

you do realize Alice doesn't have any degree that would let or allow her to actually help people?

>>740644489
You'll n-need to contact me later, I'm going t-to work <4

>>740644499
G-glad to have you aboard, Rev.

>>740644554
I've g-got two actually <4


Alright, Alice out.
*vanishes*

>>740644544
You didn't make this thread 404 any faster than it normally does lmao

>>740644587
Aren't you on welfare? You can't afford college let alone life in NYC.

>>740644284
Shh don't let them know my nihilism shifted into optimism.
>>740644372
That's fair.. how do you feel about wwyd threads? Those would be the easiest to tank around this time imo.
I appreciate your dedication to curating this board, I just disagree that these threads should be on your list.

>>740644638
alice has a job in NYC who in the world said she was on welfare

>>740644639
these threads are on my list because they are fun to sink

>>740644624
or did i

>>740644686
nope you didnt

>>740644686
but you are so bad at it and do nothing to the thread lmao

>>740644686
just because you are upset at reimu for not including you doesn't mean you should attack alice

>>740644691
>>740644699
so buttmad lmao

>>740644661
She doesn't live in NYC she lives in Princeton New Jersey with all the garbage from NYC.

>>740644748
no she lived there six years ago she moved two years ago lmao

>>740644744
not even mad broseph

>>740644744
should the person spamming over a grudge really be the one calling others mad?

>>740644744
>u mad bro

>>740644542
There is a long history behind that. Come to these threads enough and youll see that some people are trying to have some bizarre RP with alice when she has no real interest in talking to people's "characters". Ika is not looking for the kind of help that Alice is offering. She is deluded and validating that delusion is irresponsible.

>>740644839
ikarous is a dangerous psychopath who kills dogs to orgasm

>>740644810
>>740644824
>>740644837
REMAIN UPSET

>>740644587
and obviously neither of them are in psychiatry

>>740644686
I can respect that. Do you have a contact? A flag signal I can shine in the sky? I'd like to help.
Tbh you do kind of help these threads since the worst part about them is the avatarfags that invade after she leaves.

>>740644499
>Also, she isn't an easy target.

I feel like that should make you want to mess with her more.

>>740644895
well obviously that would be an MD not a degree

>>740644914
why mess with someone who actually gives a shit when there are plenty of soulless husks to fuck with?

>>740644895
she never said she was a psychiatrist lmao

>>740644895
>psychiatrist
>mad at alice for not being an MD at 24
>year of our lord 2017

>>740644912
i have a discord if you want it

my hours are on the fritz tho

>>740644914
I like a good challenge but I also realize I am only given a certain amount of time on this earth
I try to maximize my enjoyment with the least amount of effort and most notable benefit to me. Alice threads go dead after 45 minutes to an hour regardless, and Alice isnt rattled by it.

Isn't Alice a man?

>>740644957
Soulless husks are simple and boring.

What's the point in messing with something like that?

Taking down someone who cares is actually interesting and a challenge.

>>740645081
yes

>>740645019
Sure. I am not consistent either but I seem to be bugfuck spamming the waifu threads at the same time you are in the mornings.

>>740645081
alice is a biological female like revy

>>740645090
you'll never take down alice though

>>740645090
guess youll just have blue balls forever because alice aint leavin

>>740645104
here ya go

Prophet#2686

just add me on there, if im not asleep ill see what i can do

>>740644839
What bizarre RP? I'm curious now.

>>740645152
Just one more person who's life is given meaning by Alice
<3

>>740645122
Revy posted her pussy, Alice did not.

Alice is male.

>>740645193
Revy posted her pussy? sauce?

>>740645193
Wait I.. I didnt do that
If someone did it in my name awesome.

>>740645193
>someone didn't post their vagina
>that means they didn't have one
my head is full of fuck

>>740645193
When did that happen?

>>740645193
alice has had her nudes leaked before too you retard

>>740644992
I am.
threads like these trigger me

>>740645320
get rektd snowflake

>>740645193
Alice looks like a Jewish nerdy shitfaced cunt

>>740645369
Alice actually has the body of a 12 year old boy.

I don't know why she shows it off so much but she does.

>>740645369
that was really him?? lmao!