>ctrl f catalog
>no fluffy thread
Time to fix that. Starting thread with some OC for the weirdbox anons. Never enough love for you guys.
>>740602895
>>740603057
>>740603449
Eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what's up?
You there, Jerry anon?
I thought fluffy posting gets you banned?
>>740603972
It's just a faggot mod that does that.
>>740604546
you gonna post the rest?
>>740602895
>>740605150
>>740605222
look at my get HOLA
>>740605150
oh ya made this edit last night
posting my fav
>>740603972
I have never had such problems perhaps its just a mod having fun or they just target anons that are raging cunts No one knows the nature of the mods for they are unfathomable. Praise be the mods for the chaos that is /b/
also spider tits... wat...
>>740605641
this is the reason napalm was invented
I like when the fluffy suffers.
>>740605641
My spider train must grow...
>>740605712
can't say I don't agree with you I to feel like anthro fluff's go to far but I like spiders so it counts...
>>740605997
They arent the best artwork but damn it they are all I have...
>>740606101
I wish I had more spiders but this is all I can give you alas hard times for the spider's of America.
>>740602895
>cataLOG
>>740606918
im not falling for that anon... I want what I want
>>740603758
Yep. Sorry I'm late. Didn't know there was a new thread
>>740603683
Good ol horrorbox....
>>740607119
Alright. I'm assuming you didn't catch the last message I sent out? I'll gladly repost it here.
>>740607210
Nope, a repost would be appreciated.
>>740606239
you thought spider train was over Spiders multiply they feed on fluffies spiders return
>>740607263
No problem my man.
>I enjoy my local fame for the time being
>act humble for the cameras
>privately wonder if I should re-introduce Nightstalker into the wild
>I decide not to do it in town out of paranoia that I'll be called a fraud
>I drive a few towns over to give Nightstalker a new herd
>he's not my problem anymore
>I let Junior keep her foals for now
>I bury the dead one and pour a cold one out on its grave
>I try my best to console the mares and tell them their babies are coming
>Bud and Mary will remain unless I get more brown foals
>>740603972
>The year 2017
>worrying about getting B&
>Not being behind 7 proxies
>>740607276
>>740607208
1) that's a goddamn huge pile for a bunch of foals
2) where's the fucking litterbox?
>>740607368
Ugh....as an arachnophobe, I really hate this is becoming a trend.
>>740607375
it seems like its a pile of shit something else dropped maybe he is on vacation.
>>740607368
>>740607375
It appears that they are outside in a park or a yard or something
>>740607531
While I feel bad for you and your fear of spiders I have a strong distaste for many of the things on /b/ and suffer is silence so I Offer you a shoulder to cry on but spiders gotta spider.
Plus they are so cute and FLUFFY I COULD JUST DIE.
>>740607756
>>740607515
Wana-die loops are hard loops
>>740607331
>Another week passes
>Local paper releases story of several vandalism and pet killing cases in the next town
>Junior is in absolute love with her foals, feeding them with her new teats and having them watch TV once their eyes open
>Junior loves both, but appears to spend more time cleaning her clone
>Jerry uses feeding time to fuck his mares in the ass
>Mares finally give birth
>First yields two earthies (one a completely gray male, other black and green female) and a female, sky blue pegasus with rainbow scruff
>Rainbow Dash get!
>Second has two unicorns, male purple and female orange with blue scruff
>Bud and Mary get restless on patrols, start fucking
Anybody have fluffy runner?
>>740607987
>>740608136
the version I have isn't formated for 4chan sadly file size to big or some shit.
>>740593624
>You let the smarty stop swinging back and forth
>You look him in the eyes
>"Good fluffy, eh? I fucking doubt it"
>"DUMMEH HOOMIN GIB SMAWTY DOWNIES AND SKETTIES OR GET FOREVA SWEEPIES!" It kicks it's hooves at you
>Jesus. Smarties really are fucking stubborn. What the hell
>You move the inflatable pool underneath him
>You shake the rope violently until the smarty starts crying and is out of shit to spray out
>You grab a soldering torch and plug it in, letting it get hot
>You hold it up to the fluffy. "Do you know what this is?"
>The smarty kicks at you innefectually
>You touch it's hoof
>"BUWNIE HUWTIES! MUNSTAH GIB WOWSTEST BUWNIE HUWTIES!"
>You slap it to bring it's attention back to you
>"Yes. Burnie hurties happen every time you're a bad fluffy. Now hold still, i don't want a relapse of what happened to Jersey."
>You grab it and hold it still, using the soldering iron to burn the hair off of it's neck until you expose flesh. You 'accidentally' give it more burnie hurties before unplugging the iron and replacing it.
>You grab a small collar, with a pair of metal prongs. Custom modified dog shock collar. Strong enough current to literally freeze a fluffy motionless and prevent any shit or piss from leaking out. It's also voice activated by the fluffy it's on
>You roughly tighten the collar around the fluffy and smack it's bottom
>"SMAWTY W" it barely gets the W out of it's mouth before screaming in agony as it's body tenses up. You paid a small fortune for the device, but it's yet to fail you. With Jersey you've now broken two smarties with it, hopefully this poor stallion will be the third.
>It stops screaming a few second later and starts struggling. "SMAWTY W" and it screams out in agony again, thrashing violently and swinging around.
>You grab it's mouth and hold it shut. "Look. I don't have time to beat you into sense. Everytime you say something stupid, like "smarty" or "bestest" you'll get a shock like that. Do you understand?"
>>740608303
last one of the night need to get up in five hours
>>740608303
Shoot.
>>740605641
Name of artist?
>>740608398
>Walks off with box of fluffies
Dafuq thinks this is efficient or comfortable anyway? There's a unicorn here ffs
>>740608052
I wish there was a follow up to this
Got a 200 line story incoming in the next few days. Prepare for glory.
>>740608036
>I see Nightstalker is doing well
>at least he didn't follow me back or anything
>gotta sell that Rainbow Dash, it's probably worth a ton
>when the fluffies are sleeping I'll move the foals to different fluff piles and see the reation in the morning
>I'm gonna have to give Mary some abortion pills in her kibble next morning
>can't have them breed, at least not yet
>>740608398
I can't imagine that would be comfortable. They've probably make terrible shitrags. You'd be better off training one to... well... poopy-pals are already a thing for fluffies...
>>740608398
It honestly does look like the person is comforting it rather than prepping to use it.
walk in the street, see this... what do you do?
>>740608510
if I had to guess is jessica eliwood in her newest online persona while not actually admitting she is actually Jessica cant associate with that name what with avoiding commissioners for 7 years
tldr? A furry artist that changes names alot maybe?
>>740608794
If I'd been having a bad day at work? I'd grab it by the tail, fling it in a small arc and make sure it lands in front of a vehicle.
Good day? I'd grab it by the scruff and use some napkins (That I have in my pocket hahaha. Yeah, I'm fucking weird) to clean it off and make a makeshift nappy for it and take it home until I have a bad day.
>>740608821
Thanks anon. I shall search for this unknown artist
>>740608794
Brown, so no real value, Wings... so breeding value... Shit itself so ugh...
Flip a coin. Heads take it home to hug box it (or sad box it if it is a little shit). Tails, curb stomp.
Be sure to explain the coin toss and consequences. Film the interaction and post to fluffburoo.
>>740608653
>Fudge continues to do his thing, but is becoming depressed
>"Daddeh...dewe nu moa meanie fwuffies to gib sowwy hoofsies an foweva sweepies."
>Meanwhile, the other brownies are fucking like rabbits between patrols
>Assuming Junior's foals are untouched, the mothers cry out for their babies each morning the piles are swapped
>The chirpy little bastards hobble over to their respective mothers for feeding
>Turns out fluffies know what their moms sound like
>Return to climbing over top of one another and playing between their mothers
>All seem to get along well
>Rainbow Dash is the first to talk
>Both mommas are in love with her.
>>740608794
Same thing I always do when this scenario is brought up: take it home, clean it, feed it, let it stay the night, boot it out the next morning.
hello fluffy thread, i wanted to throw some ideas at you for some of my future stories that ill post on the booru, let me know what you think so i have an idea of what works and what doesnt.
1. Story about a brown mare who kills all her foals for being born brown because theyre not pretty.
2. a sadbox about a fluffy who was given up for adoption due to the fall of cleveland, who escapes and looks for his owner only to freeze to death looking for her.
3. a foal in a can who gets adopted by an abuser and is taught to lead fluffies to his owner so he can kill them and eat their remains.
>>740609377
1) could only see this working if it was like that one dumbass mother that legit thought her children were shit
2) sounds short and dull
3) so....the fluffy pirate comic but with a human instead of a monster?
>>740609495
the mother would have the same bias as other fluffies, she just kills them because theyre brown and feels no guilt until later.
the sadbox would be a short 3 part series about its journey.
and i dont remember that one too well, i think i do but the foal leads ferals to its owner, the owner kills them, then makes the foal eat the dead ferals.
>>740609377
What about a brown mare gets painted with permanent hair die and ends up in a feral herd with a smarty that hates brown foals and the mare imprints on this for some reason, then the mare gets adopted by a breeder, then gets sadboxed hard when she only shits out shit coloured things.
>>740602895
>>ctrl f catalog
>2017, not using search box
Nigger use the search
>>740609265
>now that I think about it selling Fudge might be a better idea then selling the other two
>I ask the town I dumped Nightstalker in if they'd be willing to buy Fudge off me
>I move the mare's foals to Junior's pile next night
>I take RD to another room of the house while I wait for potential buyers
>I leave Bud and Mary to their own devices for now
/r/ing the comic where a mare acts out and gets pillowed for it, then tells her Daddeh, "Wan Die," and he says, "No [fluffy's name]. You live with this."
It makes me laugh every time I read it, but it's been out of circulation for a while and I don't know the artist. Also here's and adorable 1.5x-headed foal.
>>740609891
Oh jesus. That thing would get face hooved so quickly by the mare once she saw it.
>>740609790
in cannon any fluffy that gets painted dies very quickly, wouldnt work. just like trying to get paint on a cat, it would try to lick it off fail and die.
theres like 7 stories about that happening, not saying it wouldnt be a good idea, just saying people would call bullshit.
>>740609965
If she saw it. And IF she were capable of hoofing it. Might be from pillowed breeding stock, might be grown in test-tube.
>>740606607
Why isn't there a fluffy Nikki sixxx image?
>>740610225
Oh damn, arachno-fluffy.
Raptorfluff here!
I know I promised fresh art last night but I've been in the mountains all day for my birthday Tuesday, and only just got home.
I want to take some requests, and i might work on something when I have time.
>>740610340
A fluffy going into shock from eating a bunch of junk food.
>>740610225
Hmm, yeah I forgot about those. I was just thinking of ferals and random unmodded fluffies.
>>740610340
Dancie baby with a pacifier.
>>740607515
>2017
>sketti with no sauce
Poopie babbeh feeling when
>>740607933
Why did his physical appearance change?
>>740609859
>City offers $400 for Fudge
>Foals pile on Junior's runts, nearly suffocating them
>Junior awoken by cries of her babies
>"Dummeh babbehs! Gu way!"
>Junior starts grabbing foals by the scruff, flinging them back towards the mares
>"Hewp mummahs! Bad upsises!
> "Munstah fwuffy!"
>Junior blinks
>"M-munstah?"
>Mares awaken to their foals scattered everywhere
>Begin crying and screaming at Junior
>"Meanie babbeh huwt babbehs! Weve babbehs awone!"
>Sadness from being called a monster turns to rage
>Junior charges one of the mothers, stomping on a foal as she does
>"Babbeh! Nu-glurg-gaglablurg...."
>Junior catches the mare in the throat with her horn
>Mare chokes on his own blood
>Suriving mother loses her shit (literally), starts hyperventilating and crying, begging for you to help, for its own life, and for Rainbow Dash, which she has realized is missing
>Jerry awakes, seeing the chaos
>Junior stomps the ground with a stumpy hoof, preparing to charge the other mother
>"Gib yu sowwy hoof-oof!"
>Jerry knocks his daughter over, standing over her
>"Junya! Nu hwutie mawes!"
>Junior struggles under her father, trying to wriggle free
>Backs up into his morning wood just the right way
>Both stop
>Jerry's eyes go wide
>"Enf?"
>>740610976
>>"Enf?"
>>740609201
>Brown, so no real value
Fluffies aren't human, the brown ones have worth
>>740610340
Nikki sixx fluffy
>>740610976
>holy shit
>okay, so, that was a bigger clusterfuck than I expected
>I grab the mare and the surviving foals before things turn into a bigger clusterfuck
>I put them in the bathtub
>close the drain while I'm at it; don't want to lose more foals just yet
>I'll sell Fudge while I wait for things in the saferoom to calm down
What are they thinking?
>>740611244
>the brown ones have worth
Do explain?
>>740603398
Wwwwwwwhat are thooose!!!!!????????
>>740610539
hmm, it kinda looks like he's choking more than going into shock, but oh well.
>>740611628
I see them in pictures for sale they like $5.
Niggers have no worth
>>740611493
>mare wiggles like crazy in bathtub, evacuating the rest of her bowels
>"Wawa pwace bad fow fwuffies! Huuhuuhuuu, wewe fwend? Wewe wanebow babbeh?"
>Foals ignore the mare distress, drinking her milk
>The only casualty was the male purple unicorn that Junior stepped on
>Speaking of Junior
>Dad enfs her
>Leaves Junior alone
>"Babbeh....Jewwy nu no wha happen....Stay way"
>Junior lays in place, bawling her eyes out
>Foals are passed out several feet away
>>740611843
>>740611998
Right on Anon!
>>740611999
>I do my best to explain to Jerry that the mares were bad mothers
>clean up the shit and bodies
>do my best to console Junior
>>740610616
should babbeh weggies be stumpy or long and gangly?
my answer:
both is good.
>>740612257
Still a little long for my taste. But the paccie made me fall in love with it.
>>740611998
>>740610340
Goatse, but a fluffy
>>740611917
Either way, it works.
>>740611464
i dont know if I can do that, idk who that is and drawing fluffies based off people is hard. sorry.
>>740612235
>Jerry is satisfied with your explanation
>Goes back to his well-worn spot in front of the TV
>Junior clutches you tight
>"Meanie mawe babbehs twy to gib babbehs foweva sweepies...huhuhu....caww Junya munstah....am Junya munstah, oddah daddeh?"
>>740612449
Its that log of shit guy.just do one with his makeup & hair>
See >740606607
>>740612449
>>740606607
Messed up link
>>740612516
>"No Junior, those mares were just bad mothers."
>I pick Junior up and bring her to the bathroom
>"If you want, you can finish the job"
>I place her in the bathtub and wait for her reaction
>>740612384
will this do? ;)
"Just shut up and hold still while I take the photo, Lump!"
>>740612663
ohhh Andy Sixx, ok! i'll try.
>>740612883
>The mare, somehow, shits again
>"Nu, meanie babbeh!"
>Foals scatter from underneath her
>"Nu smeww pwetty!"
>Junior puffs her cheeks out, stomping her hoof
>She looks at you, unsure what to do
Derpbastian here.
>>740607756
Kinda makes me think of the rat torture scene from the 1984 film version.
Also, contributing with my latest drawing. As requested by some kind anon weeks ago, so... delivering. Pic related.
>>740612663
here you go!
I worry this will end up on an actual Andy Sixx log thread and gain infamy and my name will always be associated with "that fucking fluffy andy sixx meme" since it seems that no one else has drawn that.
>>740613067
>"Well Junior, what are you waiting for? Don't you want to see this bad mother and her bad babies punished?"
>I idly wonder what Bud and Mary are doing while I wait for Junior's response
>>740613315
oooh, nice! I wish I had the patience to do that much detail, lol.
>>740612935
Awesome I can add it to my pastry goatse collection
why are fluffys such assholes
>>740608052
This warm my heart
>>740613456
>They be fuckin'
>Junior stares down the mare, pawing aggressively
>The mare looks at you, panicked
>"Bad mummah? Nu am bad mummah! Am gud mummah! Mummah wuv babbehs! Mummah wuv da-"
>Junior's horn sinks into the mare's temple, piercing the soft skull, straight through the brain
>The mare looks up at you in utter betrayal, face forever frozen in fear
Derpbastian here.
>>740610340
>>740610616
I second this! Dancie babbeh with pacifier.... straight up his butt, thus the reason why dancie babbeh is dancing.... if thou mayest catch mine drift.
>>740613523
Thanks!
And well, it took me a shit ton of time to finish because patience is something I also lack of... lol.
If fluffy was real who would have one and take care of it? And not be abuse or cut its legs off?
>>740613732
Just smarties. Not all fluffies are violent, rapey assholes like the booru thinks they are.
>>740613856
Right here. I'd raise a goddamn family of em.
>>740613794
I have received the drift thou hast so eloquently conveyed, however, the aforementioned drift is overhwhelmed by the charms of the dancie babbeh.
>>740613856
I'm an animal lover in real life so I would hugbox unless they started pulling that "poopie baby" bullshit at which point they are just sentient enough to pay dearly for being an asshole.
>>740613785
>I simultaneously feel sad and exhilarated looking at the mare's shocked expression
>I like this feeling
>"Good job Junior! You gave the bad mother forever sleepies! Now what are you going to do with these bad babies?" I ask eagerly
Dancie babbeh is bestest one
>>740614129
Just train that shit out of them. Can't call yourself a hugboxer if you won't at least try
I think I'm going to try to draw some
Derobastian here.
>>740613856
I must confess, although I enjoy drawing abuse stuff and utterly enjoy seeing abuse and horrorbox, particularly foal abuse stuff, I would not hurt fluffies. Not even ferals.
In fact, I don't like harming animals (inb4 fluffies arenkt real animals but biotoys).
Well...... maybe I'd do minor stuff to smarties, but that's because smarties are shit in every sense of the word.
>I get home from a fucking terrible 7 hour day of work, screaming kids, fucking sand everywhere
>fml
>I'm so ready to relax
>lube up my foot long dragon dildo and get porn prepared
>peep peep
>the fuck is that noise ?
>peep peep
>Fuuuuuck its some of them fluff things
>young ones to
>put on my fluffy blue housecoat and head outside
>hours old fluffy kid on my front steps
>he is purple and cuddled close to his pink and white mother who is in fact dead
>last thing she did was bring her baby
>still horny
>grab the purple fluff
>stuff it up my ass
>cum instantly
>new fetish unlocked
Fluffies + Slayer
>>740614187
>Junior looks down at them, blood dripping from her horn
>They look up at her with wide, blinky.
>One yawns
>Junior just stares back
>Maternal instinct takes over
>"Dey onwy babbehs, daddeh..."
>>740614268
I am the exact same. I cried because I hit a lizard while driving once.
Still feel like shit about that.
but I am still drawing this crap and am on rekt threads everyday.
>>740614129
animal lover? the appropriate word is zoophile
>>740614219
I would definitely try my best to train them. I've been around animals enough to know that this kind of shit happens.
>>740614337
>that Slayer logo
>>740614413
>my badly suppressed conscience works its way into my mind
>I think it over for a few minutes
>"Okay Junior. You don't have to give them forever sleepies."
>my sadistic desires burn in the back of my head as I try thinking of some other way to fulfil them
>>740614756
What I don't understand is that the bad poopie ones get killed and abandoned so much by people you think bowel control and good poopies would be bred into the blood lines even if they weren't trying to
>>740614843
>Junior looks up at you
>"Junya need to feed babbehs, daddeh. Pwease take Junya to babbehs"
That's all I've got for now, partner. Give you some time to think about something more sadistic for next time!
Can someone help me find the story based on pic related? I can't find it on the booru for the life of me.
>>740615030
It's a defect in the design of fluffies. Not something that can be easily bred out, either.
>>740606918
Not so fast now, are ya?
>>740615039
Believe me, buddy, I have a plan :)
>>740615129
Ah c'mon, let em alone.
>>740615042
I thought they always kept the special friend around unless they killed babies or something horrible and why'd its baby die I don't understand
>>740615208
Probably gonna be on during a later thread tomorrow. Work and shit. But I'll signal you like normal. Cheers, mate!
>>740615286
Smarty mother thinking she can handle being a parent solo.
>>740615322
Godspeed friend.
some hugbox
>>740615286
mother have no milk, he starve to death
i'm moving to a new city very soon. lived in the same city all my life. met most of my friends in school.
how do you make new friends when you're starting out in a new city?
>>740615482
I'm glad I made this request.
and some not-so-hugbox
>>740615540
you have good taste.
>>740615536
fuck, this was meant to be a new thread..
well, question still stands. anyone know?
>>740615536
maybe start by not asking for advice on a fluffy thread.
>>740615536
wrong thread mate.
>>740615629
Go do stuff you like and just talk to people there
Why do I enjoy watching these poor horrible helpless things getting hurt? Is i beucse im an edgey ass hole? or is it becuse I feel help less in my own life.
>>740615134
>keyword: easily
There must be a way... even if it ends up being a sadbox or an abusive way.
Perhaps some psychological abuse?
>>740615639
>>740615643
yeah, i don't know how i even ended up in here. i tried making a new thread. guess i accidentally clicked into this one before making my post.
>>740615666
HAIL SATAN
Now it is mandatory for us all to enjoy a good cup of covfefe like this.
>>740606918
now u're not so fast
>>740615877
Well I hope you enjoy your stay regardless.
What music would fluffys listen to?
Im thinking childrens music
>>740614337
fucking kill your self
>>740607933
whos the artist of this? i love his style
>>740616038
sorry, i dont know
>>740610340
How about a fluffy dressed up as a troll from Homestuck?
>>740616186
how about you cool down the autism
>>740616186
raptorfluff here, Sorry i'm about to hit the hay, but maybe tomorrow.
have a nice night everybody!
Derpbastian here.
>>740616592
Same. Goodnight dude!
Have a great beginning of week.
>>740616592
Adios.
>>740616268
You do know what thread you're on, right?
So is anyone still here, or did everyone else go to sleep?
-astrofluff
Hey bois how you doing?
>>740618069
I am here but posted all I got
>>740618069
I'm still lurking
>>740615993
>>740616268
>>740615993
Other than pic related, I can imagine a fluffy singing:
>ou kno ou wuv me, fwuff kno ou cawe
>jus shou wenevah an fwuff am dewe
>ou am mah wuv, ou am mah hawt
>an we wou nevah evah evah be apawt
>am we a thingsie? Mawe quit pway
>we am jus fwends, wat am ou say?
>say dere am otha an wook my see pwaces
>my fiws wuv bwoke mah hawt fow da fiws time
>an fwuff am wike...
>babbeh babbeh babbeh ooh
>babbeh babbeh babbeh SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>740618335
>>740615993
"da wheews on da bus go wound and wound, wound and wound, wound and wound." Repeat until song becomes like nails on a chalkboard.
>>740618566
>>740619160
So has anyone ever found art of a fluffy being fucked and killed at the same time by an insect?
>>740619077
Why
>>740619314
Well. Rule 34.
And... if it doesn't exist, someone will create it if they're not already on it.
>>740619476
Hoping they'll create it, then. I've looked myself but haven't found anything like it at all.
>find this thread on /b/ a few days
>morbid curiosity gets the best of me
>shit is so nauseating i faint
>dad takes me to hospital
>diagnosed with vasovagal syncope
>get an echocardiogram and blood tests
>tfw a fucking pony thread on /b/ literally sent me to the fucking hospital
>>740619797
Give huggies ! Huggies make owwies go away!
>walking home when sudden fluffy appears
>big blue mare with purple eyes
>she don't speak just stares me down
>wtf is wrong with this one?
>>740620391
>pick the girl up and it leans into me
>fuck i can't leave it here
>some geto nigger will kill this cutey
>look her in her big purple eyes and in my soft dada voice I ask for her name
>not a word from her
>i note this is very odd but tuck her behind my arm and continue home
>>740619797
See this:
>>740613315
Literally we are doing research on blood related stuff with fluffies in order to help innocent kind anons like you. Soon enough we will develop a vaccine for you, just keep coming back to these threads.
Bump.
>>740621490
Need a follow up of this. Human eating the bread instead, then telling the mare her nummies are her own poopies. Finally pissing on the foal yelling "here are your 'bestest miwkies' bitch!"
>>740622128
The Hasbio Chainsaw Massfowevewsweepies.
>>740622536
i see what you did there
kek
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>>740622128
Isn't the internet great. It allows shitheads like yourself to say shit that would, in real life get your head cracked open.
Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate fucking cunt.
Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger, blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. Shitbag.
I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, faggot.
Die painfully okay? Preferably by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch
I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a box cutter. Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you.
Fucking bitch I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot
Shut the fuck up faggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit. You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, fucker. I'll fucking kill you.
I would love to fucking send your fucking useless ass to the hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.
I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, cunt.
>>740602895
>fluffies on lsd
would love to see that
-HellBell
>>740622866
go away if you don't like it cuck
>>740622866
aren't copypastas great?
>>740622866
Kek
>>740622996
>>740623002
If you leave the bait alone, it will eventually go away. Please?
-HellBell
>>740622866
if you dont like it then why the fuck are you here
>>740611628
unlike other fluffies, they are not arrogant, they think they have no worth, so they make the best ones to be pets. since they will do everything they can to make sure they do not piss you off.
their value is pet worthy.
>>740622866
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>740611843
bot fly larvae is my guess.
Fuck. Im on phone, and for some reason some of the fluffy i have there fucked up. Only ome pic left, and was already posted. rip
-HellBell
>>740614268
Same boat here, i would hug box them, and maybe give them a good scare every now and then but nothing too bad to make them shit themselves.
As for smarties it really depends on how much it pisses me off. If it is just doing that whole "my land" and give sketties thing i would likely just ignore it, or do the whole alfredo thing.
However if it tries shitting all over the place to assert its dominance and purposefully wrecks my shit after i try to be nice to it, gloves are off. no idea what i would do, probably throw it in a pillow case and proceed to smash it against the ground, or just leave it in the case to scare it.
>>740622996
>>740623002
>>740623036
>>740623129
>>740623145
>They didn't get the stealth bump
Works like magic
>>740615770
depends, do you enjoy rekt threads to an almost or over sexual level, do you go "yes smash its face in" when it is not a smarty? if yes, than you are an edgy asshole.
if no, then it is the latter.
Why do fluffies hate brown fluffies so much?
>>740625232
They look like shit
>>740625232
Because athey look like poop, that is why they call them poopy baby, same goes for the puke green color.
>>740625232
They're programmed to. The nicer looking foals sell better, so Hasbio wanted their parents to ensure that they survived. Like all aspects of the fluffy pony, however, it was half-baked. Instead of a quiet, subconscious association between poorly colored babies and "poopehs" they have a STRONG, conscious association. Thus, the "poopeh babbeh".
>>740622866
tl;dr
Also, bump!
>Working at fluffy pet store
>Bored. weather has been good
>No fluffies dying to heat,cold or rain.
>Glance around the store looking for something to do
>Spot the new batch of foals our breeding mare delivered recently.
>"Momma love babies!" She chatters to her newly spawned brood.
>They might be some fun.
(cont?)
Do you guys get mad at people who torture real animals?
>>740626172
yes because they actually exists.
>>740626172
Yeah? If these things were real I'd be a total hugboxer, in all honesty.
>>740626172
Yes, we do. We are not soulless monsters.
>>740626172
Yeah. People who torture animals deserve a painful and slow torture. Not even death, just pain for the rest of their monstrous miserable life.
>>740626631
>>740626675
>>740626357
.....really?
Bane fluffy?
Like.... seriously?
Is there more of this? Please share, I beg thee.
>>740626631
why? youre fucked up if you enjoying fluffy abuse. why is it bad to abuse real animals?
>>740627012
Because animals are real, faggot.
>>740626912
There is not. It is an edit of a standard (and unfinished) smarty abuse comic.
>>740627104
So what if they're real? Animals are dumb creatures. They cant talk or communicate. They dont deserve life.
Hell, we even eat animals for our own pleasure, I honestly see no problems torturing them
>>740627295
To be fair no one deserves anything.
>>740627012
Fluffies are the embodiment of every single horrible thing about mankind:
>Selfishness: "fwuffy wan dis, fwuffy wan dat, fwuffy wan wan wan"
>Pride: they only want the "bestest" things. Bestest milk, bestest babbeh, bestest hugs, bestest toys
Racists: segregating other of their peers merely because of their colour
>Lazy: they're sentient enough, but fucking lazy, even a person with down syndrome can under some circumstances achieve something in life.... and they have basically the same limitations a fluffy has
>They would easily neglect their own foals just to have their stupid "bestest skettis", they prioritise their whims over their own family
>They're fat: do I really have to explain this one?
>>740626125
>Step out from behind the counter to check out the proud new mother.
>"Fwuffy good mama!" She chirps up at me.
>"You sure are! mind if I see one of your babies?"
>"Aaah" She is visibly conflicted.
>Funny
>"Of course you don't." I reach in and gently pick up one of her precious foals pulling it way from it's mothers nipple.
>"No take baby!" She crys. I'll have to bop her in a minute for defying me.
>The foal peeps like a small bird as I carefully pinch it between my fingers.
>>740627104
Fluffies are really suppose too be animals but the people who came up with concept of fluffies are abusers so they call them Bio-Toys ) so they can hide their true derangement of hurting or wanting to hurt animals in real life.
>>740626125
>>740627645
Good so far...
>>740627619
can i torture my cat? he fucking sits at home on his lazy fatass eating and sleeping all day. this fucker never even helps out with the bills
>>740627929
Cats don't have the same sense of self-consciousness or awareness as a fluffy, so no, it is not your cat's fault at all, therefore your cat does not deserve to be tortured like a fluffy. Don't be stupid, anon.
>>740627929
Is your cat REAL instead of a fictional embodiment of human vice?
Then no.
>>740627645
>"Nuuu not baby!"
>The mare quickly pushes herself up, sending one of her foals to the padded flooring of her cage, rushing over to put her hooves against the glass, looking up at me
>I turn the foal around, taking a good look.
>"Yours? But what if I wanted it? Don't you want it to have a daddy?"
>"Nuuu baby to small! Needs mama!
>I sigh setting the foal down just outside the glass wall of it's mothers cage.
>She stares at it carefully as it's other foals chirp for its mothers warmth and milk.
>>740627739
The bio-toy label is a piece of in universe legalese. It's function within the plot is to deny fluffies animal rights and explain the cognitive dissonance involved in fluffy-verse humans being so quick to abuse.
It is not and has never been the aim to obfuscate anything from the reader.
Mostly it speaks of a lack of reading comprehension if something explicitly presented as erroneous within the narrative is taken as absolute truth.
>>740628779
plainly speaking
fluffy=bio-toy
is drinking the in-universe cool-aid.
>>740628724
More? Faster and better than like 5 lines every 20 minutes or so? You know, to make it more interesting to read? You can put about 20 in a single greentext and it will be long enough to make it interesting but short enough to not make it boring.
Just saying.
>>740628724
>I smile as I watch the mare hit the glass, trying to reassure it's foal that she is still there.
>"Baby! Mama still here baby!"
>She keeps hitting the glass of her cage.
>I quickly reach inside and smack her on the head
>"No, bad fluffy. don't say no to me! Let me have your baby!"
>"But...baby need mama..." She pouts, plopping onto her ass.
>I flick her head again."No, It's my baby now!"