ITT we try to add items to the time capsule, which won't

>>740573236
OP's dildo

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Roll

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>>740573236
I'm submitting gallons of water mixed with mold spores to fuck with everything else. Comon dubs.

disinfectant

>>740573236
Toya destroya fleshlight

niggers

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>>740573236
Essential

>>740573577
check'd

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>>740573236
oh baby

>>740573236
another time capsule

>>740573577
op deliver

>>740573236
a picture of when the capsule is unearthed after 1k year

>>740574529
dude wat?

Anthrax

So far, the time capsule is filled with:

>>740573577
Water and mold spores.

and lots of failure.

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>>740573236

ozone generator running to fuck with the mold

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this

>>740575542
so now its just water in a capsule

>>740573236
another time capsule

A sealed jar filled with a colossal fart after a night of chimichangas, fish tacos and egg salad that sat on the dashboard for 8 hours in the sun.

because capsule is already filled with mold, it would be a good idea to collect all the samples from sperm bank and pour it all inside.just imagine the smell.

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>>740573236
i'll add 20 packs of bread to help feed the mold

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>>740575732
Not how dubs work! The mold prevails!
Also I'd like to add in more mold spores.
Comon dubs.

Bomb

>>740575800
So now we can put the stuff we don't want to be contaminated with mold in this time capsule. Brilliant Anon!!

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>>740575800
I want to put a used condom tied off with a few loads of my semen into the secondary time capsule

>>740575326
Reroll

>>740576110
Damn

So far, the time is filled with:

>>740573577
Water and mold spores
>>740575800
Another time capsule
>>740576100
A good idea

And lots of failure.

>>740575326
Retooling again

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>>740576100
I call that we fill the second time capsule with water and mold spores

>>740576231
re roll

I want a time capsule filled with water and mold spores inside the time capsule that's inside the original time capsule filled with water and mold spores

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>>740573236
This in the time capsule

>>740573236
Picture of my family.

>>740576355
ok Its going good so far

So far, the mold capsule is filled with:

>>740573577
Mold and water.
>>740575800
Another time capsule
>>740576288
Which is filled with more mold and water.
>>740576355
And even more mold and water.

I would like to fill the capsule with lots of failure

>>740576355
>>740576477
Dammit!! I move for a tertiary time capsule with no mold spores to be inside the original time capsule filled with mold spores and along side the secondary time capsule filled with mold spores.

>>740576633
And lots of failure.

FILL IT

My will to live.

fill both with piranha solution

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>>740573236

>>740576587
Added a crazy mushroom man sentient race to the time capsule inside the time capsule.

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>>740576921

Damn it it it it's important to get some Stoya pictures in in in in there

I vote that we fill the capsule with 10 bags of sugar to help feed the mold

>>740576825
reroll

>>740573236
I want some cockroaches to breed in the mold

roaches in the moldy water

So far, the mold capsule is filled with:

Mold and water
Another capsule filled with mold and water.
>>740575800
>>740576355
>>740576288

Lots of failure.
>>740576633

And the kabuto mushroom people sitting around all day.
>>740576966

This is about going as well as expected.

>>740577149
Of by one shit

>>740577188
add some more moldy roaches

>>740576966
I vote that we leave a pheromone that will make it so the mushroom men's primary purpose to open any other time capsules to fill them with mold

Nothing

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>>740576966
That counts right?!

Also, add This.

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>>740577177
Check'd for roachbros

>>740577188
Oh gosh... What will the future generation think of us?

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>>740573236
Gotta get some Cage up in dis

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An anime body pillow

add some mold mites

fire

moar mold mites

Bunch of dank memes

>>740577444
Oh snap!! Get thing there is already water in there.

>>740577444
fire retardant

>>740577419
a child dressed like this roll

Fish fingers

>>740577488
Hehe... moldy, old dank memes

a literal tuna

pents

a hundred captcha locks

So far, the mold capsule contains:

Mold and water
>>740573577

Another capsule filled with
>>740575800

Mold and water
>>740576288

Mold and water
>>740576355

and failure
>>740576633

and sentient mushroom peoples
>>740576966

and roachbros
>>740577177

and on fire
>>740577444

and dank me-mes.
>>740577488

and the crushed hopes and dreams of many anon who will not contribute to the future.

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>>740577188
Does this mean everything is doubled now , lol

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tentacle porn

>>740577655
to unlock a third time capsule inside the second one

>>740573236

A ham sandwich

I'll add 10$ to the capsule

>>740577778
fuck

SJW owned compliation

>>740577778
A post that is one off

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>>740577689
That's a pretty impressive trickshot on the right tentacle's part. Shot it through the middle of the rapidly flailing anal tentacles.

1tb filled with dank memes

I would like to add a door wedge to the capsule door so it can't seal properly.

aborted fetus

>>740577826
Wait, that's left.

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I put feminism in the capsule

a gunweilding robot that only shoots the fist person who opens the capsule

Jack off into it

>>740577977
what have you done

>>740577977
Fuck.

>>740578009
Roll but 3 times

>>740577977
i put nazism in to counter the feminism

>>740577977
In that case I add patriarchy.

can we ad capitalism to the capsule

>>740573236

OP's penis

Just take a taco bell shit in it

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tentacle porn

an onahole with razors in it past 3 inches

a flash drive with this thread saved to it

Everything.

President Trump

>>740578236
Reroll for this

video of some dudes grandad who opens the capsule fucking an octopus

Trump's hairpiece

>>740578388
Hehe. It's gonna turn green.

a robot wizard

A nuke set to go off in exactly 1000 years.

Shit directly into the capsule

Bottle of liquid THC

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>>740577657
From the Creators of Apocalypse Now
And acclaimed director M. Night Shamalon

The Capsule.

War across the hellscape of the time capsule was atrocious. The mushroom clan had been fighting the roaches for eons in control of the dank memes.
One loan roach dared to dream outside the tank.
"Ricky you ever think about what's outside this water world."
A bioluminescent myshroom spore swirls between the masses of mycelium the roaches rest upon.
"What makes you think their is anything beyond mushrooms and water?"
A flash of light as fire engulfes the far side of the container.
"RICO HE DID IT!" Ricky shouts
The gaping hole and the light it's revealed can be seen in the distance.

Then the sound of rushing water.

Two roaches and some mushrooms.

OP

23 cents and a baggie of baby powder. You never know what the future humans will need.

So far, the mold capsule contains:

Mold and water
>>740573577

Another capsule filled with
>>740575800

Mold and water
>>740576288

Mold and water
>>740576355

and failure
>>740576633

and sentient mushroom peoples
>>740576966

and roachbros
>>740577177

and on fire
>>740577444

and dank me-mes.
>>740577488

and the entire movement of feminism and everyone involved in it
>>740577977

and this thread
>>740578344

a rare furry Metroid that was attempting to take over the United States through mind control
>>740578388

humanity's magnum opus of film
>>740578622


and locked with a hundred captcha locks, ensuring our post-singularity robotic children could never get inside.
>>740577655

>>740578622
>Then the sound of rushing water.
imdb 10/10

>>740578379
>>740578204
>>740577689
Piece of legislation declaring tentacle porn, or any sexual action involving tentacles or similar appendages, illegal and punishible by execution, signed by everyone in this thread.

A slice of white bread

My left nut

An actual chicken

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this kid and his gangsta ass self

a fake chicken

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this

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snek

My pubes

A ceramic art piece of a hand giving the finger with a big gold ring on it.

>>740578122
>Anonymous
add pls

>>740578862
rerawl!

>>740578933

YESS MY PUBESS!!

nanobots that devour all form of organic matter

>>740578855
Snek is going to choke to death on Trumps hairpiece. Farewell snek.

>>740579006
reroll

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*grabs the capsule*
"BOONK GANG"

A child

>>740579019
You know its his actual hair, right?

200 more captchas for the second capsule

>>740579253
reroool

solid gold fidget spinner

death to all living things in the capsule

>>740579267
nvm ten of this with built in onahole

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>>740578622
Ricky and Rico hold on for their lives as water quickly floods their time capsule. They wash up on the shores of a huge mushroom mass. The largest either of them had seen. The bodies of cockroachs and mushroom men alike begin to wash upon its squishy shores. Above the roaches a bright light beams, green like penicillin, and as brighter than a glow spore.
All of these bodies means food however, and soon Ricky and Rico were met with this lands natives.
A group of large female roachs come out of the fuzz smelling blood and food.
Rico mutters under his breathe
"Good I hope for death by Snu snu"

So far, the mold capsule contains:
Mold and water
>>740573577
Another capsule filled with
>>740575800
Mold and water
>>740576288
Mold and water
>>740576355
and failure
>>740576633
and sentient mushroom peoples
>>740576966
and roachbros
>>740577177
and on fire
>>740577444
and dank me-mes.
>>740577488
and the entire movement of feminism and everyone involved in it
>>740577977
and this thread
>>740578344
a rare furry Metroid that was attempting to take over the United States through mind control
>>740578388
humanity's magnum opus of film
>>740578622
and a silly snek (what are you doing in there, silly snek?)
>>740578855
Someone's college art project that they thought was edgy at the time
>>740578922
and anon's pubes
>>740578933
and a childhood hero
>>740578944
a girl on a horse
>>740579177
death itself
>>740579299
and locked with a hundred captcha locks, ensuring our post-singularity robotic children could never get inside.
>>740577655

>>740579389
And a partridge in a pear tree.

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>>740579299
Let's see... I will bring death to:
mold spores
snek
mushroom people
roaches
trump's hair piece

Did I get everything?

death is chained by 300 captchas

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joe budden goes in the capsule

Put our dankest memes in there.

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>>740579299
an angle that revives all of the living things right when they die

death is imobalized by 400 captchas

>>740573236
the perfectly preserved and triple vacuum sealed 1488GB of OP's 'Trap Nazi-BDSM Zombie Diaper-scat fetish porn'...

Chester Bennington's cryonically preserved body.

>>740579588
obtuse, right, or acute?

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Unkillable mold spores.
Death only makes them stronger.
Like Son Goku.

trap porn on a zip disk

meth cooking injuns

>>740579588
a 90 degree angle or a an 180 degree angle??

>>740579668
>obtuse, right, or acute?
a member of a Germanic people, originally inhabitants of what is now Schleswig-Holstein, who migrated to England in the 5th century AD. The Angles founded kingdoms in Mercia, Northumbria, and East Anglia and gave their name to England and the English.

>>740579728

reroll for meth cooking native amerocans

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my cat

My happiness

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one Nuclear awoo

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>>740573236

>>740579928
one terabyte of loli

>>740579981
shit, too bad she won't be there

My shit infected cock scab

another capsule

So far, the time capsule contains:
Mold and water
>>740573577
Another capsule filled with
>>740575800
Mold and water
>>740576288
Mold and water
>>740576355
and failure
>>740576633
and sentient mushroom peoples
>>740576966
and roachbros
>>740577177
and on fire
>>740577444
and dank me-mes.
>>740577488
and the entire movement of feminism and everyone involved in it
>>740577977
and this thread
>>740578344
a rare furry Metroid that was attempting to take over the United States through mind control
>>740578388
humanity's magnum opus of film
>>740578622
and a silly snek (what are you doing in there, silly snek?)
>>740578855
Someone's college art project that they thought was edgy at the time
>>740578922
and anon's pubes
>>740578933
and a childhood hero
>>740578944
a girl on a horse
>>740579177
death itself
>>740579299
and a reviving angle to thwart death to any degree
>>740579588
not that he wasn't thwarted by a lucky roll anyway
>>740579599
nazi diaper porn
>>740579600
super saiyan mold spores
>>740579688
the best kind of porn on zip disk
>>740579722
and locked with a hundred captcha locks, ensuring our post-singularity robotic children could never get inside.
>>740577655

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pic related

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>>740578105
Nazism will come out again with Jewish Crash

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I put Jewish Crash in the capsule

A wet mattress as I hear you need a crane to lift it out.

i put my cock inside to rape feminstz :D :D

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A toaster.

And a machine that turns toast back into regular bread in case I change my mind.

3 cubic inches of limestone

>>740580130
reroll

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>>740580191

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Hey!! Does this stuff still work?!

some cp.

>>740573236
Ebola virus.
In 1000 years they have rotten every disease we know, so they wont be prepared for an "ancient" virus.

A book detailing
>'101 ways to cook a jew'

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>>740579340
A large female roach with legs that make up almost half its length approaches them.
"We saw flames from hill on the water"
Rico slicks back his antenna and attempts to put on a sly voice
"I'm sorry we haven't had the pleasure"
He says holding out his hand.
It only comes to her hip.
"I'm Rico"
She grasps his wrist and lifts him up to be face to face
She snarls "Do you bring fire, meme, or dead mushrooms? Time is short and my patience shorter, either you add to the war effort or die for the war effort"
She drops him to the ground.
She turns away from them and starts to shout orders to her troupe.
Rico picks up a sharp rock and hides hit in the squishy under growth beneath him.
"Rico" Ricky whispers "she getting under your exoskeleton already?" He chuckles to himself
This grasps her attention.
"Throw them on the kart with the spoils, fresh meat is better anyways". Her mandibles extra moistened while saying so.

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over 9000 anime pancakes to feed the mold

>>740580231
so this is what insane people think about all day

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>>740573236
this picture

>>740580432
re rawl

the abyss

>>740580282
Reroll for my favorite movie

onii-chan

>>740580477
>
YOU DUBBS STEALING SON OF A BIUTCH

captcha solving robot

A nuke set to go off in 100 years

>>740580552
I deposit one mold into the capsule

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>>740573236
Trump for president, Hillary for the Time Capsule.

>>740580688
PUT THE NUKE INSIDE ANOTHER NUKE-PROOF CAPSULE

Handbook to disarm every nuke in the universe

>>740580688
a nuke disarming robot

graham's number of ants

>>740580787
Reroll Handbook to disarm every nuke in the universe

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>>740580806
rooooool

>>740580688
mold that eats nukes

>>740573236
vanilla ice cream

>>740573236
the entire Republican party

another capsule lit with organic matter destroying uv lights

>>740580833
a chimpanzee who was given the power to read

>>740580878
Reroll this

>>740580921
re roll

A copy of the emojo movie

>>740573236
No one in a thousand years will be impressed with any of the garbage we have today. Not even from an archaeological standpoint.

Sentient mold that will take over the world

a box containing the mold capsule that it is inside

>>740581118
are you sure? we have some pretty cool molds

>>740580130
reroll

>>740581118
>Implying that they won't be impressed by mold

>>740581118
>not impressed by mold
fucking new age millennials

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>>740573236
a butterdog

>>740580955
winrar

>>740581118
rolling for screenshot of this post 3D printed with different types of mold as ink

>>740580906
reroll

Ebola, AIDs, Syphilis, Polio, staphylococcus, mrsa, and tuberculosis all in powder form, and duct taped to the sides of the capsule booby trapped to be torn open when you remove
>>740578922

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a snake waifu for the silly snake in the capsule

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>>740575635
INteresting,. anyone actually try this?

>>740581335
2 butterdogs

>>740581456
re roll

Betty White's mummified vagina.

A ficus that that's covered in herpes sore pus.

A tube of smarties

>>740581597
this

>>740581335
12 butterdogs

An eternal vape.

>>740581448
1000 vials of vaccine for all diseases and instructions on how to make more, stored in airtight temperature-controlled container and immune to mold

A picture of rolph Harris depicted as a king

>>740581011
Winrar

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this image

printed, on usb, idk just put it in

>>740581448
They'd all break down long before the capsule was ever opened.

>>740581701
so close

a Guantanamo Bay prison inmate's eyelids.

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a set of dubbs that nobody checked

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This

>>740578105
but...feminism and nazism aren't really opposites ya fucking retard.

>>740581659
This but coated in HPV.

>>740581811
Nobody check this guys dubs so we can throw it in the capsule

No one said a turd yet? If not then stick one in

Tardigrades

>>740581811
checked

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>>740581811
Neat

A memory stick with a file containing the recipe for a boiled egg, in binary

A bag of dog shit stuffed into condoms and freeze dried.

>>740581871
i put the poster of this reply in to have engaging debates with the feminists and nazis

>>740581991
Me likey