Why aren't you saving up to buy yourself a sex doll? >No

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>>740548551
She will never say no.
That's... true love.

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>>740548615
Why not buy yourself an Asian Milf?
>Does Burger Chan need mother's milk?

>>740548551

I have a dog.

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>>740548708
How about a Latina with huge tits?
>Qiuero to penis en mi chocha!

>>740548721
/thread

>>740548721
>I have a dog.
What a disgusting whore.

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>>740548800
Maybe jew prefer a bit...junger?

>>740548551
My autism doesn't reach that far

>>740548551
because i have long since mastered masturbation.

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>>740549160
wizaed detected

>>740549287
sure, you cant fap if you are not over 30y old virgin.

>>740548551
>live with family
>no qt trap version available.
>only shemale options available are >$5000
>waiting for shemale/trap option under 2000

>>740548551
Do no talk at all
Do no help you to feel good when you fell bad
Only do passive sex
No wet pussy
Has a cold body
Do no cuddle you
Cannot make children
Cannot work
Cannot cook

Meh ...

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>>740548551
I'm too busy investing in state of the art technology that allows guaranteed doubles. Check'em

>>740548551
Because I like what comes with the drama and the nagging and the doing whatever with the pussy, with a human being.

I appreciate the bad with the good, but if a submissive doll is all one needs to jack the jollies, as long as you dont reproduce, im alright with it.

>>740549666

Nice trips. FAIL!

>>740549666
Checked, and your technology is flawed sir! It only allows trips! Break it down and start over

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>>740548551
That's fuckin creepy, faggot.

>OP has given up hope on life
>leave him alone you guis

The only condition for me is that it must be a loli doll, which are illegal in Canada where I live. So I won't buy one

They don't fight back when I'm trying to slip on the collar

>>740549669
>as long as you dont reproduce, im alright with it.
I love the audacity of deciding who has a right to reproduce.
It's like you're Hitler, but with no money or power, so just a regular asshole.

>>740548551

"can do whatever you want"

Nope, it's a doll it doesn't move or make human sounds, it doesn't react or think.


Drama is a part of a good thing.


I don't pay for both on dates
You do you mr autist retard, but i enjoy watching my gfs body and eyes react to me entering her, her boobs bounce to the rythm of my dick and her mind being a part of the sex. u weird

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>>740549779
It's been 36 years and 700 billion in cold hard cash. I fear the technology will never work

>>740549820
>which are illegal in Canada where I live
A plastic toy is illegal.
Jesus, Canada.
Just kill yourselves already.

>>740549666
>>740549750
>top/bottom text meme
>using the word "fail" in current year

is it 2011 again

>>740548551
because I'm not a pathetic virgin faggot

>Can do whatever you want

I'm pretty skeptical about that

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>>740548551
I was thinking about it. But need to get a place of my own first...

>>740549960
>because I'm not a pathetic virgin faggot
...said the pathetic virgin faggot spending his weekend on 4chan like a loser.

>>740548551
Because it will never compare to the real thing. Same reason jacking it isn't enough after a while. A wet mouth or pussy is like nothing else.

>>740548551
I've considered it a lot and eventually decide not to because:
-I don't want to deal with the care/maintenance/cleaning.
-A lot of potential awkward scenarios if someone comes upon it or if I'm moving
-Seeing how the tech has been improving, a lot of me wants to hold out until I can have something not quite so lifeless

>>740549870
Im tied to reality and the world I live in, not like the OP with his pillows and dolls.

Again, sperm in the doll, dont reproduce. We could do with less mental illness with this near 9 billion pile of problems.

>inb4 you first, Im the target civilian

>>740550019

>spending his weekend on 4chan like a loser.

I have 15 mins to burn before going for drinks with my fiancee, what's your excuse?

>>740549929
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/14/concerns-raised-over-child-like-sex-dolls-6507887/
shits bad here in norway too

>>740550095
how would you know ?

Why not got sexy dolls?

1, as long as you want, whenever I want. Whether morning or midnight.
2, inflatable doll is labor model, let you how tossing can.
Three, blow-ups won`t come to you to lose your temper, even you had apology.
4, blow-ups won`t ask you: tossing so along while, came in?
5, blow-ups won`t say: forbid to shoot in my mouth (face, chest, abdomen.), inside.
6, blow-ups won`t pick (she when ML of other boyfriend) phone.
7, finished need not send blow-ups home or please she eats.
8, blow-ups not the next call complain why don`t you to call her immediately.
9, blow-ups won`t think: I like a boyfriend is a much better than he.
10, what time do you want done when the business.
11, blow-ups won`t say: I kill-stealing.
12, blow-ups won`t say: you go bathing it.
13, blow-ups a purchase, use for a long time.
14, blow-ups absolute loyalty, never to bring you a green hat.
15, blow-ups didn`t replace the true woman, but some ways than doing true woman also
Lifelike design, bottom channel tight, elastic, narrow, have more unique internal mans shape design, give you more stimulus, let you experience surreal happy
Bottom channel tight, elastic, narrow, have more unique internal mans shape design, give you more stimulus, let you experience surreal happy. Inside, vibration eggs at will with vibration eggs together to experience the reality of her, spurts of inner bud force will drive your sex life!
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Men and women are different, often cause physiological female orgasm at different times, as the man after sex prelude or sex of auxiliary appliance is boundless

>>740550143
I can lie online too.

Because the thousand yard stare and being like that of a lifeless corpse unnerves me.

>>740550095
this

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>>740550019

Since when isn't insulting someone with something that applies to yourself the most retarded thing ever. jesus christ you are fucking fucked in the head

>>740548551
>You have to clean her after
I will pass

>>740548551
cause i make at most 200 dollars a week and almost all of that goes to bills. i'm basically flat broke 90% of the time. looked up a bunch, found one i really liked, costs 1900. by the time i save up that much i'll likely be dead since its highly probable my life expectancy is around 40, and thats assuming i dont kill myself before that. shit job with a shit boss, no gf, live with parents because i dont make enough to live on my own, i cant even count the amount of times i've sat in my bed with a gun in my mouth contemplating pulling the trigger. the only thing keeping me alive at this point is the fact that knowing my luck even shooting myself wouldnt kill me, already tried slicing my wrists, drowning myself, strangling myself, and then even tried hypothermia. first time i blacked out and woke up looking at the knife in my wall across the room, second time i woke up out of the bath completely dressed laying in my bed while my parents had no clue what i tried to do. third time was the same thing, woke up with the seat belt off my neck, windows not broken, parents had no clue. all this was before i was even 13. last time it was the middle of winter and i sat on a park bench eating snow after taking off my shirt...i sat there for 5 hours and nothing happened. i wasnt even shivering. at this point i dont even think its possible to kill myself so i took up smoking hoping the smoke will do it for me.

lol if you buy a sex doll you must be real bad at picking up women.

I'll wait for fully functional fembots, that way she can clean herself, and the dishes.

Two reasons.

One, I'm waiting for consumer robotics tech to hit the point where I can buy a robot housekeeper/maid so I can dress it up in a little french maid outfit and bend it over while it is doing chores.

And two, I am currently working on bimboing out my wife. She has another about fifteen pounds to lose and she has already agreed to get implants after she gets skinny. With her bone structure I am basically making her into a redhead version of Kagney Lynn Karter and she know it.

I figure by the my wife is too old to get any new parts we should have robot fuck maids available.

>>740548551
>better things to spend money on
>my hand works just fine
>wouldn't have a decent place to store it
>going through all of the effort to prep the doll and clean it afterward doesn't seem worth it
Off the top of my head

>>740550170
nigga what

>>740550151
Meh, I'm settled. May not get it as much as when we first started dating (can 4 times a day really be sustained) but still manage to get my dick wet a few times a month.

Before you ask, I'm here for the jacking material between fucks and on occasion, one of you fuckers actually makes me laugh.

>>740550170

teh engrish it hurts muh brain cells.

>>740550170
can you say whole speech again in english

>>740548551
I am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jTM3klngWg

>>740549929
Dipiction of children in sexual material is considered child porn. A dude in New Brunswick got nabbed with one by customs and is in trial right now.
Loli and shota and similar is considered cp as well
It's lame af

>>740550394

Your wife is a redhead version - no boobs and only 7kg plus?


hahahahahahahahahaha


post pic you dwimble fucked retard you are full of shit

also no dolls in diapers once again how disappointing.

>>740549666
You're a god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz3hF-9yx0Y

We got a Code Eugene here

Is there a place I could buy a found teen one? Like 14 or 15.
I want to preyendcim fucking my niece.

>>740548551
It doesn't have the capacity to love me.

>>740549666
is it possible to get collateral dubs from this?

>>740550143
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>740548551
I would like to try a doll someday, but I need the person I am having sex with to breathe, talk, bite, gasp, twitch and all the other stuff. I also like the feeling that I get when we look into each other's eyes and I feel a weird diziness in my body and numness in my head. Doll's can't to that. I am sure it would be fun to fuck a doll once or twice, but dolls can't do all that shit. Maybe VR enhanced robots will be better.

>>740550348
>lol if you buy a sex doll you must be real bad at picking up women.
I don't know why, but I pictured you looking like that nigger Somalian pirate in that movie where they kidnap a ship.
Are you a nigger?

>>740550730

?

>>740550939

That wild imagination of yours wont help you socialise son, you need to go out and play! the alternative is to end your life

>>740551019
niggers

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i would love to have a doll but i dont have any money feelsbadman

>>740550471
>one of you fuckers actually makes me laugh
"I'm a 10/10 Chad Alpha Prime here to laugh at you betas, b..but I swear I'm alpha. I s...ssswear b..b...Bros!"
Haha fucking pathetic

>>740551056

Stop that now ethan, we both know that you would not openly even utter that word outside of this room. How is your mom doing?

>>740550560
Yeah, I read about that.
Where are the degenerate Jew lawyers that can argue that you can't exploit a piece of plastic? Or a drawing?

>>740550694
>It doesn't have the capacity to love me
You just need to love yourself, faggot.
Stop waiting on others to validate your existence.

>>740548551

I am planning getting one, just to need finish uni first.

>>740551019
>That wild imagination of yours wont help you socialise son
>son
This nigger thinks he's cool, yet he's on 4chan on a Sunday, instead of out what friends.
Who you trying to fool, nigger?

>>740551180
I do love myself, now I'm looking for someone else that I can love and who loves me back.
Wanting to pair bond isn't about validating my own existence, it's about my instincts to procreate and take care of a person, who takes care of me as well.

>>740551180

>loving yourself and having submissive gf who sucks and fucks on demand and loves you
>Having a plastic doll to convince you that you are better off alone, after all you dont need another human!! you are fine without actual girl they are just annoying :( lots of drama :(
end your pathetic life

>>740548551
>because they're like $2000
>because they can't actually simulate what a vagina feels like
>because it can't ride me
>because it's creepy as hell
>because I like the company of a woman

If they ever make an automated one with setting for different positions, that's self lubricating, feels legitimately like a vagina, and can warm its temperature like a vagina ill buy one

>>740551252

I sincerely do not think insulting someone with something that applies to yourself makes you look like anything but subhuman retard filth

>>740549639
Most of these apply to western women though. As for the ones that don't, like cold body and don't talk, they're already coming out with ones that have integrated advanced chatbots and voice modules that sound sexy af. As for the cold body, you can put it in a hot bathtub for a couple minutes to warm it up.

>>740549669
>"I like the drama and the nagging"
You're either a cuck or a roastie making a pathetic attempt at a psyop.

>>740551335
What if I am into loli dolls. There is no legal human substitute.

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>>740548551

>>740551655
Just use the name Chris Hansen when you order it, they'll never suspect a thing.

>>740551063
Daw , someone is both too poor to buy one of these out even get his dick wet.

>>740549603

Wut? Just get a female model and stick a didlo on her.

>>740551655

If you are into loli dolls you are into loli dolls whatever, this has nothing to do with what i wrote

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>>740550170

>>740548551
can u make a webm or pic of you cumming inside her or something thanks

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dolls are cute

Don't you want someone to talk to?
To go places with?
To grow old with?
To build wealth with?
.... don't you want a family?

>>740548551
Can that thing ride your cock under its own power?

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>>740552609
>To build wealth with?

lol

i don't think that's how women work

>>740551383
I would enjoy one for a short time. I'm married about women can fuck dildos and it's all good men we are fucked. I want a robot sex doll. Women will lose their shit. They will be banned. Without the need for pussy women will have no power.

>>740552843
Now finally you can live your dreams as child rapist

>no connection
>cold rubber
>cant do anything


no just no fuck you op

>>740551724

Did she play her trap card?

>>740548551
She can't do dishes or make sammiches.
a regular girl can do that also I force her to get a job. Its like having a roommate in a one bedroom apartment. I pretty much make em do more than their share. I loves em though.

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>>740553030
she is still a virgin, i just cuddle her

>>740548551

Why aren't you using your hand?

+

>no cost

>>740548551
Cost and hiding it is hard as shit

because the dolls I want are illegal

https://catdoll.store/shop?olsFocus=false&olsPage=products

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>>740553214
why use you hand if you can have a doll?

no money?

>>740548551
I still have some pride

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I sleep with Mia and Mercy, why get silicone.

>>740550170
motherfucker just sold a sex doll to me

>>740553447
got onaholes?

>>740553181
i need her.
>>740553401
pretty much, yeah

>>740548551
>Can do whatever you want

Except for, you know, be alive, respond intelligently to conversation, cook and clean, or even be creative with sex as it is immobile save for a vibrating snatch.

>>740553660
Keep on dreaming, women like that are almost extict.

>>740552843
Do not buy this is you live in Austraila you will be arrested. For some reason.

>>740548551
because its an inanimate piece of nylon that doesnt climb the wall trying to flee from surprise buttsecks. It cant give up no head either or massage my balls when im about to rope

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>>740548551

Because a doll is a huge and unwieldy piece of rubber that lies still while you fuck it, with a cold, dead stare in its eyes.

I am no Ghengis Khan but I can get enough IRL vagina that I don't need to spend money on fucking a lump of dried Chinese chemicals.

Hell, so you can you if you lose some weight and grow some balls.

>>740554001
are sheep dolls legal in australia?

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>>740554001
true unfortunately, the UK canada and many other countries too, but the US is fine

it might be a lump if latex but it still has good feels

>>740548551
>no companionship
>no best friend
>no love
>maximum cringe

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>>740548551
Because this happens to your $6499.00 flechlight.

>>740554324
So, basically, your life right now but with a doll to fuck?

>>740548551
b-but no penis

>>740554324
too edgy.jpg

Hey, real women that do all that exist IRL! We're on the search for the same as u! My simple needs...

VR is the future

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>>740554497

>>740554497
yes, hello. my name anushka and I come to you in big shiny plane from bloc and be good wife, da?

>>740551316
Love isn't real, homosexual.

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>>740554402
You're too hardcore

>>740551383
You put the vagina in warm water so it feels warm, retard.

>>740551466
I'll fucking kill you, bro.

>>740554188
No but they are in New Zealand

>>740550146
where was that greentext which was a dude who took living girls and turned them into dolls by like doing mad scientist shit, cut off limbs and stuff it was weird as shit but interesting

Dolls don't talk, they don't love you, they won't give you a hug, they don't have any emotions, they won't kiss you in the morning etc...

If you think

>>740554849
What the fuck, I don't even...

>>740553102
>on 4chan whining about "connection"
>literally make warmers
>can lay there and take it like a good slut.

>>740554875
You've clearly never been married before.

Because this is the kind of shit you freaky fucking doll owners get up to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWy5QbCQyqw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g

What are some good sites to buy some? Asking for a friend.

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>>740548551
Her nipples are way too up.

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roll-a-doll

>>740550016
same..

>>740554402
Please recycle

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>>740554558

>>740554640
Define real.
Because there are hormones connected to the feeling of love, that are there to reward you for putting yourself in a situation where you might breed.
Now knowing that doesn't invalidate the feeling for me, it is still a state that you can be in and it can make life feel a lot nicer to deal with.
Fear is also connected to hormones, is fear also no real?

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>>740550170
what?
kek

>>740555000
I just watched both those videos. I'm just waiting for that phone call that tells me I only have 7 days left to live now.

>>740553154
Kek

>>740555211
ill roll for that, can't go wrong here

>>740555000
Nobody understands satire anymore. This dude is funny as fuck and he baited all the normie faggots good and proper.

buy a stupid sex doll vs putting the thousands of dollars in my mutual fund instead

hmmm

OP, you don't have to choose between a woman and a sex doll. You can have both. Just choose a woman who won't have some psychopathic jealousy of a silicone fapping aid.

>>740552843
>>740553181
>>740552564
Oh my. I want one.

>>740555721
But what the hell are savings for, if not to spend on a life-changing wank toy?

>>740555721
Either way, you won't get real pussy

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>>740550016
one day

>>740555000
dem triple trips

>>740556873
check out these trips newfag

>>740556998
wait, how to delete post? I want a redo

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>>740556998
gj

>>740548551
Because my "Frankenstein" fetish is fulfilled by making the dolls (soon bots). The money is best spent on tools and material. Sex is like %5 the fun of a sexual servitoid.

Sure I can fap and do. But my hand is rough and looks bad in lingerie, cant be bent over or spred. It also has no seperate suction zones or multiple vibrating tounges in the BACK of its throat. Then left displayed in my cave as a voluptuous visual stimulating art exhibition.

Had a live in girlfriend in high school after that a 11 year relationship that left kids, now enjoying year 7 of a comfy middle aged relationship. This shit is only appealing to those that dont have it.

Lifes good dont get me wrong but I did the calculations and I spend 35+ hours a week smiling and nodding at bullshit stories and facebook regurgitation because "girls like to talk about their day" even if nothing happened.
All I wanted for my birthday was a few hours to myself ended up taking the eight year old to the gym instead cuz thats what you do as a familyman. Once a lady gets comfy its over for an active sex life no more experimental fun times. Once the kids can stay up later than you cuz you got to be up for work sex comes twice a month maybe.

Kinda jelly of NEETs. You dont know what you got. Kids are growing up and my shop is shaping up. Someday my time will come.

>>740557238
ok grandpa, i almost fell asleep reading this

why don't you get a job writing for readers digest old man

>>740557238

post pics of the dolls you make