ITT: We badly describe games and let other guess them Last one

Going to post all of mine again since nobody got any of them right.

1
>bare-
>seek-
>seek-
>lest-

2
>p1 is human
>p2~4 are ghosts
>kill human to become human
>kill monsters as human to earn points
>first to kill boss wins

3
>be space delivery guy
>badass alien wrecks your shit
>survival roguelike platformer
>almost no plot

4
>shoot aliens
>hold square
>shoot aliens
>door opens
>repeat ad nauseum

5
>zombie apocalypse
>fuzzy memory
>maybe last person?
>get out of your apartment building

6
>be a child
>legal cockfights
>roam the world unsupervised
>take people's money

7
>medieval chess
>rock paper scissors
>dating sim

>>740520206
>6
Pokemon of course

>>740520493
Good, now do the rest

>>740520384
dont starve

>throwing a guy off a building
>windows
>a hammer
>name of the game is the "call to action"

>>740520640
Yup

>dog
>duck
>mario

>

Dark souls 2

>>740520830
Duck hunt of course

>>740520934
Nope

>cup is actually alien

>oh god that's not a sword
>it's your dick in disguise

>Start from choosing a background
>Start alone and build an army
>Join other kingdoms and raid castles

>same concept as SWBF
>swords and arrows instead of lasers

>>740521060
>yes, I can't lie, I have painted my shween
>now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean

"To defeat bowser i must become super mario bros 3"

>>740521172
oh god
egorapor and starbomb make the best magic

>>740521117
Now I need to know cause I wanna play this game

>>740520206
1st one's DS2

>>740521117
One of the mount and blade games ?

>swinging
>you can be the bad guy
>bad guy noms civilians for power
>closer to original canon

>>740521334
Yes, and the others?

>>740521050
Prey

>>740521341
Yup

>>740521172
I love starbomb and the best zelda rap ever

>MY BALLOOooOOoOOOOOooOOOONn!!!

>>740520206
I can't remember what is called but I played that shit at a friends house once its so god damn fun if its the same one i'm thinking of. its retro graphics right?

>better get out the hacksaw
>oh shit I dropped his heart

>killed my wife, my son gets mad at me so I throw the little shit off of a cliff

>>740521686
Surgeon simulator

>>740521751
New God of War

>>740521785
Yepps

>guns
>collect stars (of a sort)
>robodog and Veronica out on the town

>chasing a man with silver hair
>it's not final fantasy 7

>Start off drunk
>GF gets kidnapped
>Don't even rescue her by end of it

>>740522137
Catherine?

>>740519571
Super Mario Bros. X?

>>740522185
No but good guess

>>740522137
i don't even remember much of conker anymore

>>740522268
Maybe but you got it

>bitch in the forest
>drifting down a river like a lazy nigger
>killed by snakebite everytime

>>740520206
5 is dead island

>>740520206
7 is Fire Emblem

>The guy does the jumping.
>Wow, islands.
>Lanky bro.
>Bikini babe x1.
>He has the bad curse, need to get rid of it.
>Rides flying exercise bike.

I guarantee this will never be solved.

>>740520206
3 is Risk of Rain

>Where is it?

>>740522137
Conker's Bad Fur Day

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>>740522389

>>740522389
Fire in the Flood!
Fuck those sneaky snakes

>>740522696
Yup

A bit difficult, but i'm sure there're fans of this

>rebel ship
>only 1 life
>crew members get eaten by giant space spiders
>gg no re

>Your pet rabbit dies
>Better kill Satan himself

Still a number of unsolved ones earlier in the thread

>Still in early access
>Isometric camera
>Game ends when you die

>>740519571
>young boys village gets rekt
>mysterious wizard takes him home
>kills guy in scary mask then dragon with scary mask
>becomes greatest warrior in all the land

>>740522971
FTL EZPZ

>>740522991
DOOM 2
no way I could forget that ending

>>740521131
lotr conquest?

>>740523124
Yup

>>740523047
Fable?

>>740523123
yup

>clown shoes
>confusing plot

>>740523263
kingdom farts

>>740520206
2 is Crawl, best fucking local co-op ever made

>>740520206
2 is crawl

run and jump around

chase a guy

collect stuff and clean

So i'm going to describe a scene from the game, and see if it rings any bell.
>I will not divulge any information to you
>*MC reloads gun*
>T-THEY ARE GOING TO NORWAY!

>average ps2 platformer
>robots everywhere
>based off a movie
>rails sections
>drone sections

>>740523073
noice

>Everyone is red
>you move and time moves

>>740523590
Superhot

>>740523572
Guessing Wolfenstein because Norway

>>740523644
yup

>>740523029
More if any give a shit
>Mascot is a raccoon
>It has zombies

>>740523732
Kek, that one trailer makes it too easy. Never played nor watched it

>>740523798
Sly cooper

>Jap game
>Play as high schooler
>Solve ongoing murders with T.V. magic

>I do stuff
>signed Malachai

>>740519571
>that one Nicolas cage movie with helicopters but on a much smaller scale in your own backyard

>puzzle platformer
>art style reminds me of sly Cooper
>similar concept to portal

>>740523908
Uhh, no

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> Six word phrase.
> Everytime you launch the game you hear the six word phrase.
> Game ends with that six word phrase.
> Phrase is different to what you thought it was, because you thought narrowly.

Has nothing to really do with the games mechanics or story, but most people who've played through it would probably recognize it.

Also
>mfw

>>740524653
Shit, don't know. But curious as hell.

>>740524653
The end is never the end

It's not this, but it's all I can think of

>>740524653
Life is but a grim fandango?

>>740524936
>>740524889
Nope. keep trying anons.

>bad guy
>wants to start farm with family
>government kidnaps family for ransom and forces you to kill other bad guys
>hunt down bad guys
>also kill buffalo
>gov gives family back
>they kill you
>continue playing as lil shit

>>740524653
The Black Ops 2: The Reckoning

GTA V: Cowboy DLC

>I'm on a boat
>Bats
>It's cold and I'm hungry
>Keep having to transport organs

>>740525038
>>740524936
>>740524889
I'll give the answer in like 4 minutes I guess if you're that Curious.

>>740525033
Red Dead Redemption

>Sports gear and household appliances
>bunch of weird shit out to kill you
>fight off alien invasion

>>740525033
Red Dead Redemption and chekd

>spend $1000 on a virtual hat

>>740525192
Tf2

>>740525154
>>740525182
Correct

>>740519571
Mario 63? There was a flash game like this called mario 63

>Commit acts of terrorism while being insulted by russians

>racing game with ridiculous difficulty curve
>main character known and loved by many

>>740525504
>Trump's America: The Game

>"Gatta go fast"-spired
>Water Dragon
>Cat on a bike
>Flappy dog
>That ducks an alien
>Eyebrows

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>>740519571
Reposting from previous since no one guessed
Not a game, but a genre
>shoot enemies
>hit enemies with swords/otherweapons
>launch enemies into the air
>juggle enemies in air with swords
>juggle enemies in air with bullets
>perform impossible stunts in gameplay to kill enemies with style and crayziness and great difficulty for no reason other than it looks badass
>games are f*xkin hard but feel rewarding when you get better to win
>these games judge your performance at all times and rate you overall at the end
>you can cheese the games through grinding/using items, but this lowers your score, and games make fun of you for sucking
If other games require git gud, these require git CUHRAYZEE

>>740519571
Mario maker

>>740525724
>If other games require git gud, these require git CUHRAYZEE
sounds interesting, but your a fucking faggot, man. for real.

>>740525642
F-zero (X, GX)

>>740525909
Ummm...why?
I assume you don't get the reference

>Spend your whole time playing the game doing the same thing over and over until you get a cape.

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>>740525837
>>740525335
I'm fairly certain mine was right (SMBX) and OP just left.

>>740525952
GX, but correct

>6v6
>snowflake player base
>no skill required
>koreans love it

>>740526004
WoW

click
click
click
click
click
ascend
click
click
click
click
click

>>740525724
No one wants to try this?

>>740526074
Is this that Dota clone I've heard about before but with waifus?

>>740526205
clicker heroes

>>740525724
Devil May Cry?

>>740526349
something like that

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>>740526408
Well, that's one of the games, but I was asking for this genre specifically
It's a bit niche, but they have threads about it on /v/ occasionally, where they host the tournament

>>740519571
>game does anything
>HOLY SHIT GUYS CHECK OUT THIS OVERWATCH CLONE AM I RIGHT?!!?! LOOK A HOOK!!! OVERWATCH INVENTED HOOKS!!!!

>>740520206
Is #5 lone survivor?

>>740525724
beat em ups

>>740526618
Battleborn?

>>740525724
I'm gonna guess fighting games in general

>>740526618
Paladins

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>>740526692
Close, but nope.
A key part of this genre is that the game rewards you for experimenting and doing masterful difficult to pull off stuff, and punishes casual play.

>>740526784
Close. It's the semi more successful one

>>740526916
Oh shit duh lol

Paladins

>>740526885
Real time strategy

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>>740526859
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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>>740526844
Sorry, not it, but the genre borrows mechanics from fighting games and applies them to different games, so you are close, see this
>>740526692
>>740526885

>>740526999
trips confirmed correct answer

>>740526885
hack and slash

>4 guys in a car
>i swear none of them are gay
>Wow the second half of this game fucking sucks

>>740526999
>>740527099
>>740526844
>>740527036

Damn I know set up a hard question, but there are several hints in my main post
>>740525724
And in the image here
>>740526885

>>740527177
ez
pubg

>Some nigga mom dies
>ima get revenge
>shoots other nigga and becomes bff with a blind guy

>>740525724
Devil may cry and bayonetta

>>740527201
can you describe the image, i'm blind

>>740527247
nope

>>740527359
it's a spin off from the games where the guy is the man

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>>740527279
Yeah, but you have to guess this genre i'm thinking of
Not hack n slash
Not beat em up
Not fighting games
Devil may cry has these elements, but it belongs to a small niche genre i'm describing

Games like DMC
Bayonetta
Metal Gear Rising
God Hand
Viewtiful Joe
Wonderful 101
Ninja Gaiden 3D games
Vanquish

What do they all have in common genre wise?
Last chance, the original post is full of this one word i'm looking for
>>740525724

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>>740527201
Are you kidding?
Is it literally CUHRAYZEE?
Because if it is fuck you.

>>740527602
ur a fag
it's cuhrayzee

>>740527602
Juggler?

>>740527602
Leave this thread

>>740521172
>wait a minute link don't leave the cave
>where do you think your going
>this is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowin

>fuck supplies, there's nothing 1000 rounds of ammo cant fix
>nigger has died of dysentery

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>>740527670
>>740527741
>>740527752
>>740527771

Sorry, but that is infact what this genre is called

Stylish crazy action
Cuhrayzee
Style'em ups
Spectacle Fighting
Character action

Not even making this shit up to spite you guys
http://cuhrayzee.wikia.com/wiki/CUHRAYZEE_GAMES_GENERAL_Wiki
They even have a dedicated thread for this over at /v/

>edgy robot ninja hates people who are better robot ninjas than him
>get dog
>dog saves your ass at the end of the game
>now the economy cant prosper because a senator died

>>740527926
>some random autist makes a wiki
>"yeah guys its a legit thing!"

neck yourself

>>740527926
you can leave now

>>740527177
Ff15?

>>740526004
rs....

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>>740527926
>retards make gay name for beat em ups
>it's a real genre!

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>>740527926
If you guys hated this post, sorry
I thought it would be a legit fun guessing games since games in the genre are well known, but the genre itself is obscure as fuk

>>740528012
Like I said, niche genre. Just because you don't know about or haven't heard of it before doesn't make it any less of a thing
>>740528062
Wow did this piss you of so much? Fine, i'm gone

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>>740527926
I googled it, that's how I found it.
It's on a fucking fanmade wiki page.
Just call them hack'n'slash for christ's sake.

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>>740528189

>>740527177
ff15

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>>740528189
hey anon? i don't know a lot. you see this? >>740527670
>>740527741
>>740527771
>>740528012
>>740528062
>>740528188
>>740528188
>>740528236
all this shit?
it's not your fault.

>>740528118
Yup

>>740528230
The difference is hack n slash dont encourage that crazy level of play

You cant exploit or break the game like this in god of war (a damn good hack and slash)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T_RdUPNg6k
But every game on that list allows that
You can make it through god of war with one weapon, and similar strategies (plume of prometheus, dodge, plume of prometheus, dodge, repeat)

Do that on DMC/Vanquish, you get your ass shredded, especially on higher difficulties
Thats the main difference

>>740528439
it's not another fucking genre. it's another level of difficulty and a little difference in gameplay, you massive fucking faggot.

>>740528439
it's not your fault

>>740528384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYa6gbDcx18

>>740528439
You ruined this thread

>>740525724
>>740526575
>>740526885
>>740527029
>>740527602
>>740527670
>>740527741
>>740527771
>>740527926
>>740528012
>>740528188
>>740528189
>>740528230
>>740528236
>>740528439
>>740528547

All of you shu the fuck up
Asker, your question is gay and fake
Other guy complaining, stop sucking dick and samefagging for a question you hated, move on

>>740528439
Genre names are not made to be that specific, as there are different games in each genre that do things differently.
That applies to music, movies, and every other damn thing that uses genres. They define a game at it's core, not in its complexity.

>>740528624
cant damage control this one fag

>>740528612
Fine, im done and over it
Please contribute to the thread in the way you like dude

>>740528439
Nigger killed the thread

RIP THREAD
29 JUN 2017 23:44 - 29 JUN 2017 01:40

>>740528439
thanks a lot asshole

>>740528752
>>740528786
cuhrayzee anon....it's not your fault.

>>740521540
Spooderman 2.1

>>740519571
Here's a good one
>you are a naked crying child
>you cry on other naked crying children
>go into your mothers womb
>kill her heart with your tears
>fight satan
>kill yourself by crying some more
>do this again and again forever as it gets trippier each time

>>740528967
binding of isaac

>>740521050
so simple, I love it

>be werewolf-vampire-halfdragon
>go around the country and commit mass murders

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>>740528647
>>740528752
>>740528786
Dude shut up and stop complaining and show us all how great the thread should be
Sorry that My example sucked, but move on

Anyway
>HOT 2D FIGHTING: the game
(featuring fanservice, feels, and like two male characters)

>>740529218
look at me son.
it's not your fault.

>>740529015
DING DING DING
Correctomundo!

>Speed though streets in traffic
>Crash other cars off road for points

>>740529182
Skyrim

>>740529290
burnout: the reckoning

>>740529373
Noice

>you know i'm black, right?
>i'm blind, not stupit
>aight

>Beach volleyball
>Boobs

>>740529565
dead or alive

>>740529539
is it a CUHRAYZEE game? the genre of beat em ups/hack n slashes that require great skill?

>>740529599
Bingo bongo

>>740529604
it's alright now, soldier. go home to your family.

>>740529681
i'm an officer, speak with respect or i'll shove an afi handbook up your asshole

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>>740529256
Thanks for being understanding, hope you have a nice day

Heres another one
>Be me, new game
>game rocks
>open world
>travelling places
>people love it
>one day, nice people add cool shit to me
>make people love me more
>now come out on pc
>people add more cool shit
>everyone loves me
>later
>next year
>creators promise more official expansions
>never come, delays
>they start charging extra money for people to play online
>lock features to online
>full of hackers, they dont care
>community is good though, they love me and make cool stuff
>two more years pass
>one day
>community crushed
>content is shut down
>now people hate me
>no idea why
>people unhappy
>learn that creators did this
>mfw

>Plots over
>no its not
>Yea it is
>No its not
>lol why are you still playing? oh, yeah. Gameplay is pretty sweet. guess I can see it
>plots over again

>>740529790
it's not your fault.

>>740529773
is an officer not a soldier anymore? stop that holier than thou attitude

>>740529955
only retards in the army are called soldiers nigger

Heres one
>have to find a hammer and a dagger
>cant carry them without the two-faced gods gauntlet
>get the gauntlet
>go to a huge volcano and stab the heart

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>>740530071
alright then, soldier

>>740530076
morrowind

> Neat masks
> Answer phone
> kill Russians
Rinse and repeat

>>740530338
Call center tampa?

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>>740529955
>>740530071
>>740530143

Crazyfag here
Guys, stop fighting, I just wanted to try something fun
Didn't mean to start this nonsense
Try and guess the game I put up here
>>740529790

>"I dont play by the rules"
>kill
>get thing
>kill some more
>thing was a trap
>kill sick fucks and other dudes
>save the day in the end
>get arrested for it

>>740519571
Gun

>go up instead of down
>kill myself

"Oh for fucks sake"
-Protag's thoughts for roughly half the game
>also weebs

>>740530338
Its hotline miami ?

>>740530181
Yup

Wander around the woods and various cities bashing animal's brains in with baseball bats and blowing mother fuckers away with bottle rockets.

>>740531119
Ummmm never played but seen gameplay everywhere, so could be wrong, but
Dying Light?

EarthBound or Mother 3

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you and a bunch of other glowing neon niggers raid a small French dependency and stealthily steal all it's oversized gold coins

>>740529861
dishonoured?

>>740530972
Yup

>>740524055
Danganrompa ?

>>740533428
Monaco

because of time travel you kill your younger self to create your older self while also fighting armed with sword that is yourself as well

>>740521422
Prototype or InFAMOUS?

>>740521979
Fallout New Vegas

> dead
> immortal bard elves
> respec
> QTE
> fateless

I will give several story lines to characters in a specific game. Bonus points for guessing who each character's story is.
----------
>amnesia
>try to find info about past
>run into old friend
>save old friend
>slowly begin to corrupt for saving friend
----------
>no eyes
>go around finding worst enemy
>my friends got fucked while I was gone
>get revenge on who hurt them
>it's my best friend, but kill her anyways
>get revenge on who took my eyes
----------
>get the shit beaten out of me
>now I am robot
>look for worst enemy
>friends get beaten up
>end up fighting friend because they throw a fit
>kill worst enemy and make up with friend

>>740519571
you have to kill the richest space rap god in the bizniz

>>740519571
>Wreck Car
>Go on a quest to kill Baphomet

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>>740519571
>Postapocalyptica.exe
>Build a team, 9 of 10 dudes are Snipers
>Spend 3h to get on the position to kill the baddies
>Everyone gets killed by 1 asshole with an lmg and a good position, because somebody in the team didnt paid attention
>Repeat

>>740527970
MGR: Revengeance

>>740519571

>Alone in the woods
>Cantseeshit.jpg
>Want to get out
>Somebody pinned the pictures of his 5 yo everywhere
>Get them off everywhere
>Autistic Drumplayer
>Why is this Pedophile following me?

>>740535286
Wasteland 2?
>>740534985
Toejam and Earl?

>>740535286
Xcom?

>>740535556
Slender

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>>740535898

>be weeb
>Kill a dude
>"kill like 10 more numbered dudes"
>pay to play
>five is cockblocked
>two "endings", one ending.
>Nintendo

>>740535762
>>740535853
No, ill give you a hint;

>DeSync af

>>740519571
1
>S E T T L E M E N T S
2
>CYKA BLYAT
>game worths less than the skins in it
3
>UPDATED MY JOURNAL
4
>It's almost harvesting season
5
>SHOW ME WHAT PASSES AS FURY AMONGST YOU MISBEGOTTEN KIND

>>740536193
1. fallout 4 (preston intensifies)
2. CSGO
3. Metro last light
4. harvest moon?
5. Ehhhhh.... Mad Max?

>>740536193
1 Settlers probably
2 CS:GO
3 Planescape Torment
4 Harvest Moon?
5 No idea

>>740534849
Age of Amalur?

That game was the edgiest Fable copy I've ever played. Was fun, though.

>cosmonauts are in the other dimension
>their ship crashes
>you must find them all

>>740529861
Skyrim

>>740536311
All right except 4 and 5. More hints:
4
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
5
Even in death, I still serve.

You and your friend are gonna find the thing, which belongs TO THE GOD: The Game

>>740536193
>1
Fallout 4
>2
CS GO or Dota 2
>3
L.A Noire?

>you are the hovering hand of divinity
>build a giant city
>city is nothing more than a playground for your tomogocthi because shit city building mechanics
>that is one awesome tomogotchi, though

>get force fed a worm by some old people
>find out the world's ending from your teacher
>now you glow in the dark

>>740536193
1. Fallout 4
2. CSGO
3. Metro? I dont know man
4. Mount and Blade
5. No idea

>>740536062
Oof, does this neef another hint?

>>740536957
Resident Evil 7?

>>740537033
Wait, just saw your other hints. Updating.

1. Fallout 4
2. CSGO
3. Planescape Torment (never heard of this one so I just stole it from >>740536328)
4. Mount and Blade
5. Dawn of War (One of the 40k games at least)

>draw stars to stop time
>dismantle a bomb with surgical tools

>>740537073
nope

>I'm dead.
>So am I!
>4 minutes
>no, you aren't

>i forgot
>pepto bismol everywhere
>hide

>>740537148
Correct.

>>740537411
Amnesia?

Spooky skeletons blow up your home
Sleep for long time
Start shooting commies and niggers
Gud pupper and gud nekked girl
American gundums
War
Sneks

>>740537262
The one with steven.
>Pop the pill to die

>>740537575
yep!

>>740537631
Nope

>>740536957
another hint
>collect your goth pokemon to literally defeat Lucifer himself

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Why is /v/ out of its containment board?

>>740537918
Why are tou heee bio

>>740520206
4 sounds an awful lot like Destiny

>>740520206
Is 4 doom?

you click 3 or more of the same symbols very fast to have sex

>>740538242
God of War

>play bejeweled to have sex with anime girls

>>740538688
huniepop
accidentally >>740538242
was mine and about the huniepop as well

you build army to control supply of blue and green crystals
red scorpion, golden hawk

>>740534957
Nier automata
Second is 2B

>wake up naked
>wtfhappened.jpg
>"hey can you help my daughter?"
>get to it eventually

>>740538688
>>740538798
really? fucking installing asap. thanks.

>>740529790
Massive Stealing Vehicles Simulator the Fifth

>>740526074
splatoon?

>>740540591
That's 4v4

>>740537820
persona 4?

>>740519571
Here's a good one.

> You use a gun.

>wake up
>world ending
>some shit's going on behind you but it's too dark to see there
>have to go forward on your quest to kill some emo Magus/Janus expy cunt
>you can kill the darkness behind you

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>>740520206
>>legal cockfights

>>740521117
Dragon age origins?

Run around at the speed of sound
Also weird angel/demon babies

>>740524055
Persona 4

>>740537820
Sounds like SMT IV.

And yes, I am an absolute weeb.

>>740526004
Assassins creed 2?

>>740540839
nope, it's an smt title though so you're getting there

>>740541607
mmmm nope but you're close!

>be bear
>king is dying from cancer
>clan wants the crown
>fight rabbits, wolves and rats who also want the crown

>>740521751
tekken

>>740537594
metal gear?

>>740519571
>less players than posters on this thread
>its not free its just an unlimited trial version
>was supposed to destroy overwatch

>>740542098
sounds like weeb shit

>>740542098
Armello!

>>740536345
VVVVVV.

>>740542350
Battleborn

>>740542971
BADASS

>feed mutaded fish
>get humiliated by that fish
>watch it having sex
>watch it giving birth to retarded babies

>force digital representations of your friends to have gay sex

>cool animal like main character
>magic ring
>platformer
>none of your friends know this fucking game

it's like Gothic 3 but in Poland

>>740543356
Gothic 1?

>>740543345
sanic

>>740543356
witcher
ez

>>740543396
nah man everyone knows sanic

>>740527010
Paladins is an excellent game tbh

>start communist revolution on mars

>>740543345
Klonoa

>>740534362
Legacy of Kain Defiance?

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>start off naked
>find some guns and armour
>kill 15 asians
>slurp up their little peckers
>get killed by Kar98

>>740543588
fucking bingo

>>740534362
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 2

>>740526074
Oversnatch