Should I try to fuck my sister tonight??? My wife is asleep

Yes, post pics

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>>740513686
>>740513790

>>740513686
Seems like the only reasonable thing to do

>>740513818
More pics, you need to do it! Come on! champion!

Do it candyassgot

>>740513884

I've always wanted to. I honestly think she'd be for it.

Record

>>740513686
how is your relationship with your sister right now?
It can be extremely difficult if not impossible to sleep with your sister without a good relationship
your tactics will vary based on that

>>740514119
just do it, then leave when youre finished and go to your own bed

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DO IT DAWG. THEN REALLY TEST HER OUT; SHOW HER A PICTURE OF MY NIGGA ANDY 6, AND ASK HER HOW SHE FEELS. IF THE THE RESULTS ARE FAVORABLE , GET HER ALL HOT AND BOTHERD BY MASSAGING HER WET BUTTHOLE, EXPALINING ON HOW TO HANDLE THOSE HARD TO SWALLOW NUGSOF CORN, AND OTHER ETC FIBERUS MATERIALS.


THEN FINALLLY EAT SHIT

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>>740514181

We grew up pretty normal. Fought a bit but were always pretty independent. We honestly don't talk much and haven't ever really but we're close none the less. The past several years have seen us get closer, but we each still lead our own lives.

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Try to make a move in a playful/joking way and if she gets weirded out you can just be like "lmao just a joke you thirsty bitch"

>>740514679

This will probably be my approach. Maybe not in such a cringeworthy way of saying it, but I get the idea.

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LOGGED

>>740513686
this weird ass faggot is a redneck retard guaranteed 100%

>>740514499
is this she?

>>740513686

try? there is no try, do it or don't do it.

>>740513686
>>740513818
>>740513859
>>740514499
maan is this bitch your sister?

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>>740515124

yeah. Last pic. Stole off her laptop

>>740515186
kek hoping I can do it

set hidden cam and record and post it here once u cum all over her face.

>>740515277

Lol, all your pics have 4chan image titles.

>>740515270

yeah, always loved her tight body

>>740515277
she definitely would fuck you if she has this shit in her laptop

>>740515365

I've posted and saved to make sure there is no trace of exif data. No way is she getting doxed

>>740515431

We've flirted before, but it's tough to say

i´m intrested

I'm going to text her to see if she's definitely heading back here.

>>740513686
monitoring thread to see if this slut gets fucked tonight or not
>>740513818
>>740513859
>>740514499
>>740515277

>>740515784
same

>>740515784

Even if the thread dies, I'll be sure to post if it happens. How could I not??? Wish me luck /b/ros. Just texted her now

>>740513686
You live with your wife... AND your sister?

>>740515784
Damn good idea

>>740514880
She home yet?

>>740515899
fucking legend

>>740515899
what did you text?

>>740516013
Not yet. Waiting for her to respond to my text. She's out with her bff right now.

Keep thread alive

>>740516126

"Hey, might be going to sleep soon. What's your plan for the night?"

Keeping it simple. Not going to fucking hit on her in a text lul

>>740516166 you should stream it

How big is ur dick op

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>>740516305
You know whats up

post video

>>740516305
A few people in this stream have suggested that. Tempting but my computer set up isn't great.

>>740516332
6 inches and really really thick


By the way, I have her laptop. It's an macbook air. Any way I can get past her passcode? Would love to steal more nudes.

stream it

>>740516458
This is more of a possibility. I'll try and hide my phone somewhere maybe. Hopefully I don't end up recording the more embarrassing moment of my life.

Stream it

while OP is waiting, we should give him some advice and plans of how he can get that delicious pussy

>>740516563

Honestly, that's what I was hoping for. This is a delicate situation. I mess up and this is done. I get it right and I can fuck her for the rest of my life

Dick going limp, post updates to save boner

>>740516465
Pulling for you, op.

>>740516465
theres a way to get admin but youd have to go into single-user mode and type a bunch of commands if you're up for it

>>740516465
flashdrive boot to linux

>>740516639
Unfortunately, no response yet. I'm going to check her social media and see if she has any snaps or other bullshit

>>740516665
Possibly. The only thing that makes me nervous is her showing up and I can't quickly undo whatever it is I have to do quickly enough.

bumpity bump bump

>>740516465

So 5 inches and average girth got it.

"6 inches and thick" is the new I'm lying but don't want to seem like it cliche.

>>740513686
What do you stand to gain if you succeed? What do you stand to lose if you fuck up? Is this really something you wanna risk for that?

>>740516563
Like I said before make sure you have n out in case it goes bad. It's hard to say without knowing their personalities and relations. But when she gets home Id approach her in a joking way like you're a father who caught her underage drinking kinda thing. Like jokingly try going through her pants to find "paraphernalia" and kinda be groping her at same time.

>>740516561
lol keep it cool

Anytime an anon "finds pics on sisters/moms/cousins/friends laptop" you know he's a role playing faggot

>>740516881

^This

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>>740516796
Kek

>>740513859
Okay but what is that patch just above her ass?

>>740516796
I actually laughed at this. You're right, but ironically enough I am actually thick. My favorite test: Can you fit your dick in a toilet paper roll?
I can't.

>>740516852
Get this: She just started watching Game of Thrones. I was actually thinking of maybe joking about the Cersei/Jamie dynamic. Thoughts?

Dude, if you're going to pretend its your sister, at least change the name of the picture so that it doesnt show that you blatantly downloaded them from 4chan. I dont mind going along with a story but its not fun when its so obvious.

she's definitely a slut. so she's thinking about cock tonight, just probably not YOUR cock.

so there's a chance she decides to go for it if she's drunk enough.

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do it

>>740515277
there´s more of her?

>>740516994
Kek tf is that?

>>740516994
>>740517078

Looks like the birth control patch. My gf is on it too.

>>740516994
>>740517078

Contraceptive. Fucking virgins

>>740517005
I think I said this before but let me clarify:
I have posted these photos before.

I usually:

1) Remove Exif Data
2) Post on 4chan
3) Save new files
4) Delete old files

I know it's probably stupid, but I never want to risk putting her life in any kind of danger. I will NEVER get her doxed

>>740517005
>>740517024
two sides and I don´t know which one it´s true

>>740517003
This test is incorrect. Different toilet paper companies have different sized cardboard

>>740517167
I've never heard of a contraceptive patch. Only the pills and nuvaring

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>>740517136
Neat

>>740516249
please stream it somewhere. just finger her when she passes out drunk if u too pussy to fuck her.

Finally got a reply from her!

"Hey! I just talked to ______. She's really drunk. I' am more than likely coming back to your house."

>>740517323
Sounds fake as fuck

>>740513818
>>740513859
>>740514499
>>740515277
so what are the chances that, if she turns you down, you blackmail her to her knees?

surely she'd rather take your cock down her throat than have these pics see the light of day.

>>740517323
ss faggot

>>740517323
mmm good

>>740516638
offer her back rub or foot rub and proceed to slowly touching more of her body etc...if she doesnt say anything just keep rubbing everywhere like u still giving backrub but feeling up her body.

>>740517431
This

>>740517323

Lol, virgin pretending he's talking to a girl.

if it goes south use the pictures

>>740517496
Im saving that one

>>740517482
if she starts moaning go ahead you're good

Now bitches have no excuses

Just take a photo of her right now or gtfo

>>740517682
He said she's not at home

>>740517788

Because she's fictional

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>>740517386
>>740517531
photo proof.

>>740517628
>>740517482
also a tempting method actually

Has there ever been real incest wins? Or always starts like this and turns into bullshit?

>>740517900
post some more of her clothed

/b/,

I know this probably sounds fake as fuck. I KNOW it does. But believe me when I say I am going to try to fuck her when she gets to my house.

I've been on /b/ for over 10 years. I know this site. I know you won't believe me. But I am in fact going for this. I am very excited

>>740517982
I'd like to see something go right tonight.

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>>740517564
>>740517900

>>740518017
make sure you have a drink in hand so she thinks you're drunk too.

it'll be easier for her to let it happen if she thinks you're both making a drunken mistake.

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>>740518017
prove it yt live stream

>>740518006
this

>>740518017

I mean, I know who the girl in your pictures actually is.

Can we get pics of the soles of your sisters feet

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>>740517900
dubs

and also, kek wills it

>>740518200
this

>>740518208
go pro cam live stream fam youll be a /b/ legend forever

>>740518200
this shit also

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>>740518268

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>>740518017
>>740518017

Here is a chatroom to stream it in; if she's drunk enough make her wear something to cover her face. If she tries moaning your name just cover her mouth or some shit.

chateen com /op2107

So here is a good news bad news situation.

The bad news: My sister is bringing her drink friend home. I wish I could say a threesome was in the works, but this is real life.

The good news: I can probably fuck her friend tonight possibly?? We've also flirted and I already know shes blackout drunk lol

>>740518017
Yo nigga just don't over think it. If she's been drinking she probably won't even remember you making a move.on her if you get rejected

Well OP, you're in luck. I reverse image searched and found her Facebook, told her what you plan to do tonight, and she's all for it.

Godspeed, legendary bastard

>>740518356
pics of the friend?

>>740518356
Damn and I thought we would have a legendary greentext here.
Oh well, remember pics or it didn't happen.

>>740518017
Mention a keyword for search the 'thread' if this goes 404

>>740518398
>>740518221

You're better trolls than this.

>>740518340
lol does it matter what thier names or even if they show face. chance of them getting recognized from someone here is prob less than 000.1% same as getting hit by a lighting.

>>740518356
Man I hope your stupid ass got a prenup.

>>740518356
Thats rape if she's blackout drunk, which makes you a bad person.

On the other hand, no body, no crime. You know what to do.

>>740518356
thresome on live stream you will be a /b/ god

>>740518398
>legendary bastard
Prove it.

>>740518356
If she's black out drunk she's not a problem. Sister fucking or bust

>>740518398
Must be a stupid bitch to have porn on her FB.

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>>740518356
STICK TO THE PLAN

>>740518398
Prime example of 4chan working at the speed of light

>>740518356
noooo if friend is blackout drunk try to give back rub and to feel up or possibly fuck sister. way more hotter n kinker. ima incest freak.

>>740518398
Proof

>>740518498
this

>>740518498

lol I didn't. Oh well.

>>740518514
Her friend is blackout. I have no idea how drunk she is

>>740518476
No troll nigger. Lol can't you dox?

>>740518017
Shit. Role play or not, im rooting for ya
Good luck faggot

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>>740518559
>believing this

lurk more?

this isnt happening lol

>>740518514
yeah if shes blackout just put her to bed and fuck the sister.

>>740518609

Thanks /b/ro. One way or another, I'm going to try to get some pussy tonight

>>740518398
Pics or it didn't happen

>>740518526
>' if this goe
Not that pic its from a diff one i think

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>>74051866
live stream or it didnt happen

OP i'm r'ing some creepshots of these two when they show up. i want to see their slut asses/tits.

>>740518356
Still go for sister, the fact that there's someone else at home can spice things up

Is anyone in the chat room rn?

>>740518748

I actually appreciate the trolling as it's bumping the thread.


Update: I have to go pick them up. Would give more details but don't want to give too much info on location.

>>740518884
Pics faggot

*anon is at work* he needs silence

>>740518857

OP here,

I'm not. I'm not going to waste time until I know it's happening. And besides, I'd prefer to try and film on my phone.

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>>740518884
IT BEGINS

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>>740518545
this made me kek
underrated post

Stream it or gtfo. Show us your a true sister fister OP.

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I'm so proud of you OP

>>740518884
this might be the end of this legendary thread

>>740518772
>>740518884
creepshots creepshots creepshots

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>>740518884
Co.e back when you get them you glorious bastard

>>740518968
her first name start with an H?

>>740519002
I laughed too. I really want to stick to the plan. I don't see how it's possible though. The two of them are sharing a bed and my wife is in the other room. No more beds :(

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>>740518857
>>740518999
>>740519016
>999
>>740518968
>>740518340

>>740518999
so hyped didnt notice trips

I still have a few minutes before I have to leave. I WILL come back though. When I do, I'll use a reference to something I said earlier in this thread. I honestly don't think anything will happen, but I am certainly going to try.

we fucking NEED an a shearch word if this threads die, or OP get lucky with the sister or the fucking friend, what the hell, both of them, good luck OP I belive in you

>>740514175
this

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op you better deliver

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>>740519256
WE'RE FUCKING COUNTING ON YOU MAN

>>740519257
THIS, SET A PICTURE OR KEYWORD FOR THE NEW FUCKING THREAD OP. THIS IS THE BEST THREAD OF /B/ FOR THE ENTIRE NIGHT SO DON'T LET US DOWN.

>>740519106
couches?
put her friend to sleep and offer your sister some water and chill on the couch and play it out

>>740519256
Good luck to you, you magnificent bastard.

>>740519256
thats a horrible attitude to have. tell your self you gonna 100% fuck or at least finger ur sis when she sleeping and it will happen. nothing aint gonna happen with that pessimistic attitude.

>>740519277
nice dubs