ITT: We badly describe games and wait for others to guess There

rip

Hitler's ideal child is on a quest to beat up a bunch of robocunts because they beat up his girlfriend, only to find out that the real cunt is god.

>>740511412
fuckk, this one is on the tip of my tongue

>>740511646
breath of the wild

>>740511748
Try again, it is a game on a nintendo console though

>>740511412
Starcraft

>>740511412
Starcraft

come on step it up

>>740511412
Destiny

>>740511412
starcraft

The gimp ghost was the real villain the whole time

>>740511900
GG

There goes another one:
>ur a geometrical figure
>jump
>fly
>go upside-down
>fly in another way
>ooh zig zug
>jump again
>teleport
>u are still a fucking geometrical figure

>>740512157
Thomas was Alone?

>>740512291
Nou

>We lost a Command Post, take it back!
>They're sending in the supers!
>Save some for the rest of us!
>For the Republic!

>>740512334
Command and Conquer

>puffball finds cirno, gets some crystals and goes in a quest to save the universe form the dark

>run fast
>drink soda

>>740512739
pepsiman

>>740512739
>▶
Pepsiman

>>740511862
fuck idk then, i'm drawing a blank on this one
>>740512614
kirby 64 easy
>>740512157
star fox 2

You're play as a worthless red dot trying to find your faggot red dot brothers. Music is pretty legit, though.

>>740512940
GG on kirby 64
no on star fox 2

>>740512767
>>740512810
amazing how popular that game has become lately. Surprisingly fun for how old and shilly it is.

>>740511646
On nes?

>wahoo
>so long-a faggot
>o look a key
>o look a big star
>kiss but no sex

>>740512157
geometry dash

> be kid
>purple genie wipes town out
> go into cave
>never hungry just thristy
>finds orbs that hppen to represent a building
>rebuild town
>gey sidekick with every town
>rinse and repeat

was on ps2 and was very uncommon so i wont be shocked if no ome gets it

>>740513197
>every mario game

>>740513203
Dark Cloud 2?

>>740512363
Nope.

>>740513186
On wii, that prob gave it away

>>740513203
GG
and i dont know the game

>>740511944
See, I guessed Destiny too.

>>740513203
Dark cloud

>>740511646
>>740511646
Idk too much game on wii
lemme gyess
SSBB

>>740511646
Xenoblade... Thingy? Or any of the Xeno games.

Anonymousfagexpectus.jpg go outside for first time but can't stay off their phone.

>>740513203
The unbearable whiteness of Apalachin nights

>>740511412
Oh what's the one where everything's white and there isn't enough pie???

>>740513472
Yup

>>740513258
kek
alright
the so long-a bowser line is from sm64
but yes
you won

>killed my wife
>threw my kid off a cliff
>I have my own military force and basically run the planet
>we need another fighting tournament asap

For the brits.
>old ass game from 80s
>character is an egg with red boxing gloves

>>740511412
A dude trying to eat pizza goes on to fight the quantum ranger over a necklace, nearly ending the world upon doing so.
He also almost hooks up with a hot biker chick with daddy issues but fucks up when he crashes her bike and now is in debt for it.

>>740512739
COD zombies

>>740513644
Ummm.....
Street Fighter?

>be stickman
>bang bang
>level up
>new weapon
>repeat
>???
>profit.jpg

>>740513667
Dizzy.

>>740512982
I'm thinking of cool spot, but I doubt that's the answer.

>>740513503
Pokemon go!

>>740513644
Tekken

a nigger pops balloons

>>740513692
>playing CoD
Get the fuck outta here under aged B&

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>>740513750
Well fucking done, anon.

>>740513726
Nope

>>740513833
Hell yeah, also checked

>>740513877
Holy shit, it's been so long since I've played that. I can't remember the story if there was one.

>>740512334
Battlefront 2

>be you
>have bomb name
>use yar head as weapon

Need to save friends from deadly spookhouse that ends up being a creation built by my dad to scare me.

>character is a random stick-robot-like person wearing SS shirt
>you kill enemies wearing swastika shirts
>it's from 1981

>>740513852
i hope your mother chokes to death on your semen

5th game in the series
You drive cars
Listen to sweet Jazz most of the time
The online was shut down

this game contains a unique cast of characters including

>girls can't play games
>baguette
>M.C. Hammer
>it's about 12 pm
>generic archer cunt
>CYKA BLYAT
>Harambe 2.0
>villains always live... shit that's not right
>fatass Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
>edgelord
>discount Bob Marley
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>robot Buddha
>justice rains from below
>Velma from Scooby Doo
>shoot to... heal?
>hold left click
>centaur
>1337 h4x0rz
>i need healing
>HARD WORK
>British lesbian that can warp time
>not Terry Crews
>tracking beam
>Cyclops from X-Men, but with a gun

>>740514042
Grabbed By Ghoulies?

>cyan
>it's actually blue
>fuck

>>740514157
It's a GTA?

>>740514027
Super Bonk?

A meth head an asshole and a nigger rob a bank

>>740513985
There really wasn't. I remember it was pretty fun for a SNES platformer.

>>740514202
Overwatch

>>740514236
no

>You and buddies be friends with demon
>Demon hate you now so you and friends are kill
>Wake up in graveyard
>"Make the hurting stop."

>>740513674
No one?
I can give hints if needed

>>740514232
Nope

>MIDI metal music
>first person
>monsters

>>740513674
Reminds me of one of the Disgaea games... But I want to say it's something older.

>bird family
>government pays you to blow up their own projects
>deadliest enemy is yourself
>boyfriend is a chatbot

>>740514299
Devil may cry?

I never played them so idk

>>740514364
Doom

>>740514392
sounds like metroid fusion
but idk

>>740514364
Doom?

>be a shill
>kill shit with a yo-yo
>eat pizza

>>740514471

you mother fucker

>>740514130
Okay kiddo, time for bed.

>>740514446
Nope

>>740514364
Quake

>>740514305
Yes please, it sounds so familiar.

>>740513988
Yep

You are a cat technician who has to save the world and go home.

>chef
>sausage
>egg
>pickle
>ladders
>most american food ever

>>740514027
Spyro?

>>740513735
guess this one
too hard?

>>740514512
yey

>>740514608
noo
another hint
>seeeeegaaaaaa

>Be pleb with sword
>Kill giants
>Eat salamander tails

>>740514604
Burger time

>>740514604
Burgertime

>>740514667
Sanic the hejhog

>>740514766
nu
>HEAD AS WEAPON

>>740514593 Rachet and Clank

>>740514573
Ok
The Biker chicks dad dies then turns into a clown

>nothing but boss fights
>one hit kills everywhere

>start game
>shiiiet you die
>get father
>woop
>zombies are never called zombies

>>740514604
Either Burgertime or Burgertown, i forget exactly what it was called

You are a white sperm-looking thing who has to find his family. You ascend to godhood or some shit and reunite with spermy clones of yourself. You also throw spears and kill lizards and shit. Cool game would play again.

>>740514832
i wanna be the guy

>>740514697
Dragon's Dogma?

>be outer space
>be stoner aliens
>do insane shit
>somehow fix your ship

>>740514797
Bonk

Dude comes back to a place where he has fond memories of and is stalked and intimidated by a copy of his conscience

>>740514894
Toejam and Earl?

>>740514888
Naw, this game only has large ass enemies

>blue haired guy fights green haired guy in a random street by building
>one punches and falls into a sewer

>>740514886
nope, but i see how that fits. one more hit
>only weapon is magical returning bow and arrow.
>boss are 1 hit kills too

>>740514797
I mean, sonic uses the spikes on his head for the damage. If i were to guess anything else... I really can't think of it. Sorry man.

>>740515022
Yep

>>740514824
Twisted Metal?

Goofball has to save bimbo from his father Peter Dinklage and his rape dungeon. There's some other weirdos and a fat asshole. Apparently is a "hard" game

>wake up
>travel through a land
>get pissed off every 5 seconds
>collect shit
>age
>same shit
>after a while you win

>>740514813
Not even close, but I can see what you mean.

>>740515119
Final Fantasy 1

>>740514975
noh
>>740515063
fine, here goes another two:
>classical music for bosses
>separated head from body

>homo-erotic joining ritual

>>740514500
Anybody know?

>>740515085
Nope
More hint
The quantum ranger is a reference to the actor who played him
Who is well known for like one other role in games

>>740514894
Pikmin

>>740515233
nope

>>740514027
Fucking bomber man

>shitskin street urchin mugs you and kicks your ass
>hobble your way into nearest town, some roastie who looks like a childhood friend comes with you so she can find her purple fuckbuddy or something
>spend next dozen or so hours condemning three innocent souls to eternal damnation as you wear their flesh as an accessory in your bloodlusted rampage
>while a fat downsie breathes over your neck

>>740515428
>head as a weapon

>>740515348
Top Gun, particularly the refueling sequences

>>740513735
no one?

>>740515033
urban champion nes>>740515263
>>740515263
>>separated head from body
MOTHER
FUCKING
DECAP ATTACK

>>740514500
Yo! Noid

>>740515529
...
I quit.
>bomb name
>uses head as weapon
>classical music
>SEEEEGAAA
>disembodied head
DYNAMITE HEADDY!

>>740513735
that topdown stickman fighting game from xgen studios

Leroy Jenkins vs. the 1980s

>random moving bar in different directions
>eats a dot to grow
>it's NOT called "Snake"
>late 70s game

>>740515600
No
Its free on steam

>>740515609
kek
>not called "Snake"

>>740515485
im thinking of a different game

>>740515027
That jap game.. shadows of Collosos or some shit

>portal reference
>minecraft reference
>decisions
>buttons
>walking

>>740515385
I feel dumb.

Devil
May
Fucking
Cry

>>740514593
Need a hint or do you just not give a fuck?

>>740515684
stanley parable?

>>740515609
the snake game
ezpz

>>740514446
Ironically, this answers one I asked that no one seems to get so far in this thread

>>740515745
INCORRECT!

It's "Blockade" from 1976.

>>740515420
But it fits all the criteria, especially if you're talking about the player getting pissed off every 5 minutes from having to fight enemies and win 5g at a time to save up and buy decent weapons and armor that starts at 2000.

>>740515563
Yes

>>740512334
Have you played through the single player a few times?
You remember the sound that the Acklay make on Felucia?
There's a game (Bloodborne, I think. Maybe DS3) that uses that exact same sound, and I think of SWBFII every time I hear it

>The year is 2008 and the world is on the brink of war...

>>740515740
Yup

>>740515440
any takers?

>swim with ocean life
>meet friendly robot
>shark attacks robot
>turns out, robot was bad, shark was good
>shark comes back as spirit and fucks up robot

>do chores for bitch wife
>piss on people
>kill terrorists

>>740515680
Yip

>bare-
>seek-
>seek-
>lest-

>>740515957
Postal

rts game, gonna give out one of the campaigns to let you guess
>deus vult
>get betrayed twice by the same guy
>you die at the end
>heisse?
>se stummere!

>>740516094
yes

Asian kid falls off a cliff, becomes a necrophiliac, and fights a goat.

>Be a pot
>hide

>shoot terrorists... But who are they?
>become the terrorist

>have a wife and dog
>wife gets Alzheimers
>take job out in woods
>fall in love with sexy voice
>solve mysterious death before forest burns down

>jason
>jason
>jason

>>740516222
garry's mod
first is prop hunt
2nd is trouble in terrorist town

>>740516251
Firewatch

>get phone calls
>kill people

4 clowns robbing banks and hear "HEY IM BAIN"

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>>740515701
DING DING DING
Devil May Cry 3
Vergil's voice actor was the Quantum Ranger
Lady has daddy issues because her dad is a literal villain
who also has a clown demon manifest as a split personality
Dante and Vergils necklaces are the key to the plot of the game
Dante fucks up Lady's motorcycle in that physics defying cutscene and ends up in debt to her for the remainder of the series to pay it off

>>740516307
Nicely done.

>>740516087
No guesses?

>>740516342
payday
dont know which game tho

>Charlie Brown sounds
>woods
>w

>>740514299
I can't think of the name but are you a mobster with black creepy snake demon things that serve as your weapons?

>>740516342
Payday 1 or 2

>>740516304
Of course

>be slutty monkey chick
>retardstronk cousin joined
>funkyuncleairplanerides.jpg

>>740516326
Grand Theft Auto series.

>green garbage man breaks down without triple aaa
>hikes through the sticks to find a way bac until he finally has enough and kicks a fat bitch's ass for her ride

>>740516436
DKC 3

>>740516414
The Darkness, possibly 2

>be robot
>meet bunnies
>get doritoes

>>740516537
Almost Super Mario Galaxy

>>740516511
That's it, thank you.
I kept thinking perfect dark but knew that wasn't it

>>740516471
Yupperz

>Be bald
>No emotions
>Kill for money

>travel in a sub
>fight with a yo-yo
>defeat aliens

>>740516576
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Not Super Mario Galaxy

>ride roller skates around town
>vandalize shit
>evade unnecessary amounts of law enforcement

>people actually think this is a good game
>pretty much like every other fps
>why the fuck would you spend hundreds of dollars on cosmetic shit

>>740516620
hitman

>>740516604
Np

>>740516629
Earthbound 2?

>>740516620
Any of the Hitman games

>>740516620
Hitman

>>740516620
Hitman, or Devils Third

>>740516686
Nice one, yup

>>740516134
other hint, with the first campaing of the game
>france =/= surrender
>chicks are badass
>she still dies at the end
>>740513735
come on! guess it
>has boring in the name

>>740516426
ok heres another clue
clown men joined by al pacino

>>740516675
CunterStrek Goo

>>740516672
Jet set radio

>>740516675
CS:GO, TF2, Any new COD game

a shitty game about gay emos and clowns shoot gay mercenaries while everyone drives a muscle car

>>740516758
Ding

>>740516793
PUBG?

>>740516793
FFXV

>>740516793
Twisted metal

>Go on dates
>fuck girls
>fuck a god
>fuck an alien
>fuck a cat girl
>spend 30,000 hours on the computer and have your wife file for devoce

>>740516750
So, Payday 2?

>>740516846
>>740516849
>>740516860
Nope

>Swooping

>>740516865
gta san andreas easy

>>740516865
Huniepop

>>740516865
HuniePop?

>>740516793
Saints Row??

>Game about a stealthy russian nignog vs mutants and other drunk russian nignogs
>apocalypse setting

>>740511412
WAHOOO-HOO-HOO-HOO (x99)
OOH
Waaaaaaaaaaaah
Mama Mia

>>740516968
Any mario game, maybe 64

I doubt anyone will get this one:

>p1 is human
>p2~4 are ghosts
>kill human to become human
>kill monsters as human to earn points
>first to kill boss wins

>>740516865
>devoce
divorce

Christ I'm tired.

>>740516932
>>740516942
Yes

easy one

>i v damke!

>inherit farm from grandfather
>grow crops and raise livestock
>suddenly involved in spooky shit with monsters and aliens

>4,000,000 hours to make runes
>finally double Nats 88
>stillnovagoo.html
>at least I got cape

>>740517004
Any stalker game

>>740517053
stardew valley

>>740516996
Sounds neat, whatever it is

>>740517053
stardew valley

>be on spaceship
>oh shit, ants
>kill ants
>go to planets
>kill more ants
>profit

>>740516964
Nope, here's another hint

>gay emos and mercs are often helped by kawaii anime grills who are contreacted by each group

>>740517108
>contreacted

contracted

>be black
>mom died
>get rich

>>740517076
Runescape, but that be 99

>>740517090
Well nobody's guessing, so the answer is Crawl

>>740513203
Dark Cloud. Easy. Love that game.

>>740517166
GTA SA

>>740517084
yup

another one
>you are a dead person
>hard

>>740517166
GTA:SA

>guns
>collecting stars
>customizable* robodog of awesomeness

>time traveling lesbian

>>740517171
True dat. Still mad about 88. Lol

>you are an animal
>kill NOT zombies
>rescue blonde useless girl

Here's an easy one

>waste of $60

>>740517247
Dark Souls

>>740515947
ABZU

>>740517356
no man's sky

>>740516134
Come on! answer was Age Of Empires II. Was it that hard?
>>740513735
Time is up. Answer was Boring Man: Online Tactical Stickman Combat

>>740517356
Every AAA game ever

>dialup
>one place with monkeys
>one place you can't regen
>one place with stealth
>one place underwater ('blub')
>build an amulet
>beat a strong dude at the end, ascend

>>740516865
>Huniepop
This describes most sex based visual novels though
I swear huniepop is a shitty attempt at bringing eroge to the mainstream english world
If only the art wasn't so much worse in CG's it would stand well on it's own

>>740517292

Life Is Strange

>>740517356
No man's sky

>>740517360
yup

another one
>gun puns

>>740516326
Hotline Miami

>>740517423
Skyrim?

>>740517475
yeps

>>740516326
hotline miami

>Must fight with a team
>Not Pokémon because Dad saves money instead of Mom
>friend is Poo.

>>740517292
overwatch ezpz

>>740517398

Ding ding ding, your prize is an infinite procedurally generated universe.

>>740513963
Street fighter was an obvious joke
I've played tekken to death

two ectoplasmic teams quickscope each other with interventions and awps untill a m60 fag comes on

>>740517530
Yokai watch

>>740517557
WITH A WHOLE VARIETY OF 3 COLORS!!!

>>740517530
Piglet's Epic Honey Rampage 4: The Mysterious Rape of Eor

>>740517530

Sans is Ness bro

>Beat people up in Hong Kong
>No dogs at all in game

>>740517292

easy
overwatch

>>740517596
No sir, try again

>can't stop crying
>everything wants to kill you

>>740516699
Nope

Another hint
>save uncle

>>740517394
Thank you. I just wanted to know one other person played that game.

>>740517637

Sleeping Dogs

>find some guns
>meet a robot cunt
>go to hell

>>740517678
the binding of isaac

>>740517604
That sounds like a ttitle to a badass game
Like I would actually buy it
Someone photoshop a cover for this masterpiece

>>740517678
don't starve?

>>740517634
Ding Ding Ding! Earthbound.

>THE NUMBERS!!1!1!
>but who was reznov????

>ook
>mini ook
>long ook
>slow ook
>last ook can float

>>740517722
Hell yeah

>>740517678
Binding of Isaac

>>740517739
DOOM

>>740517757
the first operations of black

>>740517782
yep

>>740517511
>>>dialup

One of the few Mario fangames that Nintendo hasn't taken down.
After the last official update was released, it got two fan update branches.
One of the developers of Terraria made it.

Easy one:

>"Shauuuun!"

>NOT overwatch

>>740517757
Cod black ops