ITT: We badly describe movies and other's guess them. I'll

>>740501604
others***** ignore my autismo

>>740501604
There Will Be Blood
>a green midget teaches an impressionable teenager how to murder his disabled veteran father

>>740501826
Correct!

>>740501826
Uh, small soldiers?

>>740502160
Empire, dur

This guy has to stop his niece from having sex with a bug, his car keeps exploding.

>>740501826
Empire strikes back

>>740502881
No clue

>A guy is two guys

>>740501826
Star Wars

Guy goes to house looking for eggs, eggs break then bad things happen.

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To spite his vegan girlfriend, a man attempts suicide in the most American way possible.

>>740503067
Fight Club

>>740503067
fight club

>Guys mother has to weigh him and his sister underwater

a group of american teens hang out and get aids

a bullied and mentally unstable teen with a distorted voice stalks the girl of his dreams while juggling his prostitute mother, a cruel bully, and his own damaged psyche

>>740503388
kids

>>740503388
wet hot american summer?

>>740503457
Moonlight? Napoleon dynamite?

>N Jonah Jamison emotionally abuses Ringo

>>740503668
*J

average day is Australia

>>740503050
>>740502881

Come on.... Uncle Buck

>>740503457
George McFly's perspective in Back to the Future

>>740503768
Crocodile Dundee

>>740503869
nope

>>740503768
>>740503916
Kangaroo Jack

>>740503245
Super Size Me

>>740503668
whiplash!

>>740503992
nope

>>740503768
The Proposition

>>740503824
lmao

>>740503768
127 Hours

>>740504021
Winrar

>>740504139
nope....ok 3rd try so more info needed...


Average crazy day riding bikes around in Australia

>>740503768
Mad max

Atheist man thinks he's John Wayne

>>740501604
>hick space man is a ghost

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>>740501604
HE DRINKS IT ALL UP!

>>740503768
Mad Max

>>740504210
deliberance?

2 stoners do a history report

>3 Alcoholics spend a weekend on a boat

>>740504830
Bill and ted

>when fucking a chick makes everything bad and you need some guy to help you and he does but then he fucks the same chick

A drug addict and his friend solving puzzles for an hour and a half

young boy travels around the country collecting slaves.

>>740503205
Alien

>Unpaid Volunteer proves god exists

>>740505008
Pokemon?

>>740505008
Pokemon?

>>740504831
jaws

>>740505149
>>740505189
yes

>>740504967
Sherlock Holmes?

>>740505008
Pokemon

>>740505204
that one was too easy

>>740505008
Harry Potter

2 guys are scam artists one acts like a retard for a time

Parental neglect turns to trouble when their abandoned child returns.

>man has to find whores or his dick explodes

>>740505460
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Damn I need to rewatch it

>>740505537
Ernest goes to camp

>>740503631
>>740503824
neither

>>740505611
Close but no

>guy takes drugs and his dog dies

A rich asshole mutters something and we get his biography

The only Jewploitation movie ever made

>>740505325
Yes

>>740505900
Citizen Kane

>>740505964
Yup

>>740505954
There are two jewploitation movies so it's either Hebrew Hammer or Inglorious Bastards

A movie about the numerous liability issues and OSHA violations present in the industrial profession

>>740505954
borat?

>Nigger finally gets a good job

>>740505854
I am legend
>physcopath kills over 10,000 wizards with Filipino brother army

>damascus to cairo in 10 days

>>740506099
Basterds isn't jewspoitation.

But yea it's Hammer

>>740506193
nope

>Water? Like out of the toilet?

>>740506418
Idiocracy

>>740503457 fred: the movie

>>740506478
Yup

>>740506535
Correct

Two men bond over a common name

>>740506169
i dont remember the name but its the movie where will smith has a daughter and takes bus/subway every day cause he poor

>violent alcoholic grabs someone else's bag by mistake

>>740506890
pursuit of happiness.

>>740503357

Wasn't that a greentext?

>>740506935
Hangover

>>740504400
Intersteller

>Michael Cera plays a teenager with an estrogen imbalance

>>740503388
Rent? Bit on the nose

>>740507204
Youth in revolt

>>740507204
every michael cera movie

A homeless man starts a landscaping company

>>740504210
Kangaroo Dundee

>>740506169
Haha yep, defiantly a fantasy movie.
Nigs... and good (legal) jobs, that will never happen IRL.

A couple holds up a restaurant..

>Iron Man 4

>>740504210
BMX Bandits, Nicole Kidman

>>740501604
A crazy Muslim terrorizes a ship crew

Two guys talk while having food

>>740508506
Pulp Fiction

>>740508506
Pulp Fiction?

>>740508545
the iron giant or spiderman homecoming

>>740508775
Bingo!

>>740506772
Masterminds

>>740508797
latter

Drugs, murder, and the clown caste make for hilarity in a star studded film about drinking

Brother is murdered returns as spirit to protect his little brother and avenge his death.

>Antarctica, trust issues

>>740509069
Casper The Friendly Ghost

>>740506772
Bats vs Supes

Old dude gets cucked by his partner and ends up leaving town

>>740509150
No sir.

>>740507698
Correct!

>>740508866
nope
>>740509181
yup

>>740509219
fuck

>>740509076
the thing
>>740509150
nigga what, what movie had the main kid's brother turn into casper

>>740508506
>>740508680

>>740508720

>>740509069
The Wraith

>>740509283
the thing it is

>>740509334
You rock!

It;s like the "Odd Couple", but with murder

>>740504428
kek'd

>A business man kills a bunch of people, maybe.

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>>740509334

>>740509311
>>>740508680
nope

>>740509532
American Psycho, but he didn't kill anyone

>>740509467
Throw momma from the train

>an illegal immigrant teams up with an exiled gang member to rescue his crush from kidnappers

>>740509581
Or did he? Also, correct.

>>740509611
nope

Pedophilia but, like, artsy.

Computer can't let a guy do a thing

>>740509679
Lolita?

>>740509679
Hard Candy?

>>740509679
blue lagoon

>>740501604
Kid tried to kill sister while ice skating.

>>740509721
2001

>>740509679
Any of the raygold videos

>>740509721
2001

Do whatever the h*ck you want all night

>>740509721
2001 space odyssey?

>>740509874
the purge

Story of a midget couple and someone eanting their wedding ring

>>740501604
>A football playing banker gets cucked by his wife with his best bro. And she's tearing him apart.

Dude goes on a rampage after his pet dies

>>740509784
the good son

Two friends meet after years and end up hating eachother while parenting this black guy

>man seeks revenge after being cucked by best friend

>>740510111
John Wick

>>740510088
the room

>>740510217
Spiderman 3

>>740510175
Yes!

>>740501604
>Alien weapon of mass destruction crash lands on earth and becomes friendly.

>>740509940
little man
>>740510111
columbine, sandy hooks or i am legend

>>740510221
Bingo!

>>740510287
iron giant

>>740510287
Lilo and Stitch

>>740510297
Nope for little man

>>740510287
Transformers?

>>740504428
My own private Idaho

>>740508680
Mine answered
>Two guys talk while having food
My Dinner with Andre


>Drugs, murder, and the clown caste make for hilarity in a star studded film about drinking
Shakes the clown.

>Old dude gets cucked by his partner and ends up leaving town
Paint your Wagon


>It;s like the "Odd Couple", but with murder
Buddy Buddy

>>740501604
Young orphan bends the fabric of reality with a stick to kill an orphan.

>>740510348
Yup.

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>>740510263
No description needed

>>740510263
Yea

>>740510424
harry potter

>>740510268
no but it fits lol

Uber Driver in New York goes on a killing spree because of a prostitute

>>740501604
>you're the new girl and its the sequel to another good movie about being the new girl.

>>740510533
taxi driver

A guy on the Titanic "Must Have Fruit!"

>>740510536
muthafuckin princess diaries bitch

>>740510507
yeet

>>740510649
Lol no

>>740510088
badly describe movies, not describe bad movies.

A fetus evades henchmen sent to kidnap him for ransom

>I drive cars really good
>I like music
>Hey I like that girl
>Oh no I fucked up

>>740510727
They Can't Defetus

Man wearing metal jacket time travels and saves the world.

>>740510779
Baby driver

>>740510779
Baby Driver! Killer flick

>>740510834
>>740510836
No

>>740510779
baby driver

>>740510727
Baby's Day Out

>>740510834
>>740510836
Ayy got it. Was trying to make it sound like drive to throw some people off, but I guess its still new
>>740510862
fuck off faggot

>druggie to be goes on adventures with rich high school bitch

> A guy only cares about 8 things, one of those things ruins his relationship

>>740501604
Doctor didn't kill his wife

>>740510536
>the sequel has nothing to do with the first

Irishman kills niggers over money

>>740510909
Correct

>>740510974
The Fugitive

>a crook and a cop get married and surprise adopt a child

>>740510969
Don Jon

>>740506772
The big lebowski

>>740511014
leprechaun back 2 tha hood

>>740511062
Raising arizona?

>>740511062
ive seen this anime..

>>740510936
Ferris Bueller

Not magic, not science, Twins

>Cocaine. Lots of it.

>>740511078

Good

Argentinans battle bugs

>>740511113

no

>>740511081
good guess, it was Bat v Supe

>>740511137
scarface

>>740511142
Starship Troopers

>>740511132
The Prestige

>>740511190
Correct

>>740511142
Starship Troopers!

>coffee shop sex
>shit Im in love now

Autist, Cars, Big Tits

>>740511252
50 Shades of Grey

>>740510828
edge of tomorrow

>>740510536
>>740510980
its mean girls 2

>>740511259
...drive?

>>740511102
yes.

>>740511252
zach and miri make a porno

>>740511268
nop

>>740511290
Correct!!!

>>740511259
every Fast and furious movie

>>740511306
yep

>starving girl plays survivor: redemption island with boyfriend while boyfriend from home watches
>gets an entire country pissed

homosexual daredevil is hired by the fbi

>>740511361
Hungy games

>>740511292
I was just thinking about doing one for the same movie when I saw your post so I got it right away

>a widower and retarded woman rescue his disabled son from kidnappers.

>>740511361
hunger games

>War vet gets pushed

An American travels to a foreign country and is told to murder an ethnic group for money. He refuses and is almost killed, then befriends ethnics and gets his sweet revenge.

>>740511408
Nemo

>>740503357
Shutter Island

>>740511361
Divergent
The Maze Runner

>>740511428
Quigley Down Under

>>740511428
Avatar

>>740511428
Avatar

>>740511408
>>740511449
kek

I love cougers, and my retard brother, housefire

>niggs take over world

>>740511428
Sounds A LOT like James Cameron's Avatar.

>>740501604
Two british dudes decide to go to the middle east and troll some mountain niggers.
It doesn't go well.

>a morbidly obese man goes to japan and ruins everything

>>740511578
Passion of the christ

>poker
>why doesnt dad love me
>Why doesnt dad love him
>gee im a dissapointment to my dad
>all different characters

A guys life almost gets ruined by a flamboyant character who offers him a ride

>>740511554
wew
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w lad, planet of the apes

>>740511554
Planet of the apez
>lotion

>William Wallace is a chicken

>shirtless greek guys fight sandniggers and lose but they're still badass

>>740511662
that one movie with the road trip and the coffee tin urn

>>740511675
Chicken Run

mathematician risks life to save girlfriend

>>740511683
300

>>740511683
300

A lawyers dad tries to get him to fuck his sister.

>>740511747
devils advocate?

A caretaker tries to help high school kids make their dreams come true

>>740511731
that fucking nic cage flick

A teenager almost starts WW3

Retard talks to strangers for 2 and half hours

>>740511782
Right, nice one

>>740511479
Hey good one. Correct.

> a mom goes to look for her lost son and doesn't let creepy occurrences stop her

>>740511829
War Games

>>740509679
American Beauty?

>anarchists wet dream
>mental problems are easily fixed with suicide

>>740511811
no

>>740511836
Forrest Gump

>>740511683
300

>Scientology the movie

>>740511836
Forrest gump

>>740511558
It was Quiggly Down Under

>>740511902
Battlefield Earth

>>740511891
>>740511908
correct

Saw some weird sex, Stayed in shittiest hotel ever, had weird sex, checked back into hotel