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Broke, tired, hungry. Roomie just got home drunk. I can hear

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Broke, tired, hungry.
Roomie just got home drunk.
I can hear him screaming at his gf on the phone.
Cheer a fag up and buy me a pizza?
Will eat anything .
26521 paseo belardes 92675 CA
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no fuck off
fucking newfags trying to e-beg
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Swat is on the way
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>>740498152
whoa man not cool
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>>740497807
My brother said it worked for him, so stop being angry and ask for a free pizza
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>>740498253
>my brother e-begs so its fine
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Dominos or pizza hut?
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Do you want it boneless?
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>>740498313
>greentext
>because that means I'm a better channer then you
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>>740498329
dealers choice my dude.
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>>740498379
I prefer the crunch, sir.
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>>740498453
You wanna go to one or delivery. If delivery you'll have to tip
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>>740498827
Thats cool my man I got spere change from the roomie
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>>740498975
Dominos it is. I'll put it in
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>>740498417
only a newfag would even think in such a thing
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>>740499287
Karma favors you, I will pass on the good deeds and kindness. Thank you, sir.
Will try to post when it gets here.
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If I get dubs I'll buy for you
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God someone send him a none pizza with left beef
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>put in special instructions box "can you useless immigrants get my pizza right for once?"
>op get his pizza with spit/jizz on it.
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>living in that neighborhood
>broke
sure faggot
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>>740499670
He spent all of his money on drugs and trap prostitutes.
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Bomb squad is inc OP
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>>740499670
Roomate helps but collage sucks, How bad is your life if you think i'm richer than you?
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>>740499764
Drug free since 2014
>^_^
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>>740500341
Why you gotta be such a cuck when asking for free shit
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>>740500535
I can't understand what your understanding of the word "cuck". If you think people asking for a helping hand should be open to small minded insults, I pity your current outlook on the world.
Its ok to feel angry, even sad. Let it out man.
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>>740497479
There's this restaurant near or in Knoxville called Little Joe's and it serves the best Pizza I have ever had, yet one pizza is $40 for a large.

While it won't help you out any, I feel like I should mention it has the best pizza.
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>>740497479
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>>740501408
>>740501554
same fag
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>>740501408
Ain't shit on papa johns
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>>740501593
I'd fuck a pizza.
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>>740501594
Papa Bless, but it is nowhere near as good.
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>>740498417
this
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>>740501666
hail satan
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what's the chance that OP gets stuck with a pizzaguy at his door demanding payment?
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>>740501885
bump for kek
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>>740501885
That's the plan "my dude".
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People must be autistic going online to beg for fucking pizza
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>>740497479
Just eat greasy cardboard, it's the same as Papa Johns.
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>>740501999
Trips confirm keks are on their way
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>>740501999
Bump for trips
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>>740501666
>>740501999
TRIP THREAD GET IN HERE
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>>740502300
fuuuckk.... lil ceaser how bout daaaa for greasy nasty, cardboard bullshit!?
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>>740501408
This is the last place you want to adveritse, are you suicidal?
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>>740501666
>>740501999
Fight for the pizza.
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>>740502525
LCs is bottom of the barrel
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>>740501865
Trips Satan confirms that we all must fuck pizza's for Satan!
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>>740502611
>>740502300
>>740498199
>>740500777
>>740501666
>>740501999
Something is going on here,
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>>740502525
Don't hate on little caesars you fag. 5 dollar pizza and A1 breadsticks
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>>740497479
your drunk roomate is gonna want some pizza
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>>740502817
Trips council demands for a good pizza thread
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>>740502879
plot twist:
OP cons drunk roomie into buying 12 cheese pizzas
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HOLY FUCK AHAHAHAHHAAH YOU REPOSTED THIS THREAD USING MY ADRESS THANK YOU AHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>740502955
I ain't never had bad pizza. Bad pizza doesn't exist
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>>740503072
hey dude you say it :D
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>>740503072
This isn't your thread anymore. This is a pizza thread
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>>740497479
Nypa fagget
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>>740503160
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS A NEIGHBOR'S ADDRESS LOL I LIVE A STREET OVER AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT WAIT UNTIL HE GETS FUCKED RAPED BY DOMINOS AND PIZZA HUT AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>740503101
Pineapple
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>>740503199
DUBS
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>>740498417
Fucking pleb gtfo don't come back
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>>740503219
so glad you could see this man, was worried it would die, had a buddy help
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>>740503266
Make the dubs will.
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>>740503199
wat? fuckin look up shit before you shit it out your word hole faggot.
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>>740503227
Pick em off and chow down
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>>740503330
same
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This is what The Council Demands!!!
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>>740503419
no this
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CHECK THESE QUADS
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>>740497479
someone buy him a no sauce anchovies. vegetarian cheese pineapple pie
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>>740503566
1/2 off bub, but checked.
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>>740503620
>vegetarian cheese
wut?
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Guys don't let this thread die please kek
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>>740503566
Get the fuck out you stupid, insipid, dick-less, wide eyed, slack jawed, non-quad piece of effluvial grime..
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DID OP GET HIS FUCKING PIZZA??
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>>740503704
papa johns has it, it is truly disgusting
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>>740503894
Not yet ahhahaha
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>>740503822
No... CHECK EM NOW
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>>740503983
I got dubs while you fail!
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>>740498199
>>740501666
>>740501999
>>740503199
>>740503266
>>740503566
this is what i call divine intervention.
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>>740504221
And this is what i call quints
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>>740504276
He's waiting for you anons to buy poorfag OP pizza
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>>740504221
>>740501666
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>>740503704
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>>740504276
Cooking op's pizza
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>>740504432
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>>740504481
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>>740504512
>>740504481
>>740504432
>>740504276
Thank you all for bumping
Much love.
Still haven't received pizza or food, for that matter
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How do you like yours?
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no pizza for op
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Here's tits to keep ya busy
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>>740504590
just cause its your adress doesnt mean youre the OP
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>>740504625
Buyer's choice
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>>740504690
>>740504625
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>>740504686
hmmm
>can't argue with that
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>>740501594
Papa John's is among the shittiest pizza there is.

Little Caeser's tier.
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Eat Paul Ryan]s dick for dinner.
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>>740504760
glad your a good sport bro, just be careful with your address. Deleting the post was smart though.
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>>740504743
At least it's not pineapples.
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>>740504810
kek'd
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>>740504919
Oh i didn't delete it, it 404'd

It's actually a random address within my neighorhood. I've heard the guy that lives there is a dick, so idgaf what happens. I have been checking every few minutes to see if anyone has ordered anything to the house so i could pick it up lmao
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Op, theres a fucking vons right across the street from you, faggot. Get off your lazy piece of shit and go buy some chips with the spare change your roommate gave you. Fucking piece of shit.
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>>740505127
I want to make love to your mouth hole now.
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>>740505127
now we have enough info to send you a bomb
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>>740505296
vons is for ultra poorfags.
plus i want pizza
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>>740505380
not really, i live within the neighborhood... nobody knows exactly which apartment it is
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>>740505304
i'll pass, not gay
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>>740505452
We'll put a bigass bomb
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>>740505495
dic pic if you know the name of the table top game on the floor.
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>>740505398
Dominoes is right down the street. Start walking loser
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>>740505605
chess
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>>740505635
send money fag
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>>740505561
shieeet
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>>740505645
Strike and a miss, sir.
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P8XY8-TBJ3J-PDXEE
FUCK OP
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>>740505674
Suck a log from andy sixxes butthole, man. Im not sending shit
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>>740505714
jk we're poorfags too
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>>740505777
trips of truth
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>>740505777
TRIP GOD IS BACK!!!
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>>740505916
dat face looks autistic and lesbian.
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>>740505844
>>740505855
Chek'd
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You must literaly be braindead if you actually like papa johns. Even lil ceasars is better lmao cmon now.
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>>740505968
kek
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>>740506028
why not make a fucking pizza at home. whyt dont you better kiss my wet lips all night long.
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>>740506028
EXCUSE ME
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Posting your address on /b/
This here is a man worth our worship
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party at op's house
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pizza, deployed.
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captcha became normie.
"sunglasses"
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If dubs or greater I will send you one worth worst toppings ( except pineapple, I'm not a monster)
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>>740507625
Rollerina
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>>740507625
check'em negro
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>>740507625
faggot
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>>740497479
should of said something sooner bro, I would of shared
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