So, I'm 33 now. I have a decent amount of money. At this

The next step is to find a company that will arrange for you to hunt a man.

>>740492477

That's not going to happen. Good idea though. I considered doing security for a boat in a pirate area in the hope of killing a pirate.

Money is an investment into a future. But having hobbies is an investment into yourself and your own well being. Pick up guitar, a brush, learn karate, ect

Do what ever the fuck you want. Order random shit of amazon like a 10k sex dole who gives a fuck get what ever get like 10 dildos and throw them aroud anything get 100 pounds of sause and then get lost in it go into a bath full of honey and then buy a child of the black market and kill it

>>740492316
if i were you i would pay to have your two bottom ribs removed so you can suck your own cock

>>740492596

I play guitar. Yeah, I could do karate...

Not sure if serious but just in case, invest in some land like even if it's just an acre or two of private land, then just use it as a renovation project or something to build your own house/bunker, anything. Maybe clear out the forestry around you, build a house, then make a shed, and god knows what else. Just a little mini survival camp

Or if you're really bored and don't wanna do that as like a side project for amusement in case you don't find it interesting, hire contractors to build an underground bunker or some shit, make your own rules you could make it some sound proof murder bunker, a bug out bunker, anything really.

>>740492316

Depends on what you like to do. How about sailing? That would be fun. Also camping is always fun when you have a good company.

>>740492693

I don't own any land. I was thinking of buying a few homes in Albania to rent them out. But I need a local Albanian to take care of them who is trustworthy. Not sure how to find that yet. I will figure that out though.

Aren't bunkers the rich guy fad right now?

>>740492906

That's not adventurous... that's just owning a bunker.

>>740492867
There's an entire mountain available in Colorado for 114m, build a resort.

>>740492867
that's why I said buy the land, silly OP, even buying a home with said land around it works, like those deals that are house + X acres.
Also hire Albanian, use security cameras throughout house, they break rules, call cops.

>>740492978

I don't have $114m...

OP mind me asking what you do?

I'm 23, been working since young and saved all of my money, got about $30k USD saved up and want to start the next chapter of my life. I live in South Africa and finishing off uni this year. I want to start something to create passive income. Any advice PLEASE? I'm so stressed.

>>740492906
oh shit yeah OP build a sick ass bunker
also can I have 25k USD, need the money for some clothes and stuff

hire hookers and get them to do non-sexual things like paint your house or take care of your children

obviously pay them a lot so they can't refuse, everyone has a price and this has always been a "man if i had some real money" kinda thing ive wanted to do

>>740493038

I own a consulting company that I run, and then a number of other businesses that I use for passive income (manufacturing, lending, etc.). I earned all of my wealth through my consulting company, and then I invested from there.

Leave South Africa.

>>740493003

You ever called the cops in Albania? You have to pay them every time you call them. Believe me.

>>740493123

That's actually an interesting idea: pay people to do random shit.

I was thinking of putting up prize money for a random contest, and then just making up some awesome contest for my own enjoyment.

>>740493142
>sulting company that I run
My mother is British and father is German. I want to leave so badly but my father still has 2-3 years before he retires (Surgeon) I think we MIGHT move to ireland. Not too sure, do you have any ideas on creating passive income online? I'm in such a hard spot, white male in South Africa. At least I have a British passport as well!

If i were you i would tell everyone what job gives you 700k a year

>>740493315

You have to leave man. There is no life in South Africa now.

Do you know how to design or code? That's the best idea I have for generating income online. You can't generate shit for passive income with only $30k.

>>740493343

I make more than $700k a year... and I said, I own a consulting company.

>>740492316
you should go around looking for guys who look like they need to get laid, and offer to pay for a hooker for them, or lend them one of your bitches if you have some

>>740493420
Mother wants to leave, father is not keen. Need to somehow convince him. I'm just completing my sound design honors degree. The 30k is my life savings from young. OP any random chance you have Steam?

>>740492316
>At this point, even if I don't work, I would make about $300k a year off of existing investments.

Then... stop working? I mean with 300k a year you could literally just travel non-stop around the world doing whatever the fuck you wanted. Why waste your time on a job for more money if time is so much more valuable than money?

>>740493561

Yeah I have Steam.

>>740493643
Name or link so I can add you? - Scope

>>740493582

I'm good at what I do. And it's exciting. The other thing about money is that, once you know you can make a lot, you keep wanting to do it. It's an issue of ratio to income to wealth. My ratio is high. I can earn another mil or two next year, but I only generate $300k in passive income. If I generated $2m in passive income, then I would not bother earning a mil or two in active income. But with only $300k in passive income, I will keep working. It's all about that ratio. Before people have money, they think it's a flat threshold issue, but it's not. It's about the ratio of active income to wealth or passive income. That's what determines whether or not (most) people stop working once they have made it.

>>740493745

Demandrel

I suppose it would be impossible for you to show us a screen shot of all this money in your bank account right. Please, you are autistic as can be OP.

>>740493861

Who would keep all their money in one bank account with this much cash? Do you think I'm retarded?

Regardless, I'm not here to prove anything. I was just looking for ideas.

>>740492316
>What would you do if you were me

KYS FAGGOT

>>740492316
Find some friends that do dumb shit. Not some rich friends either, and don't let them know you are rich either unless its a emergency. If you get those kind of friends, life will naturally get exciting.

>>740494010

What kind of dumb shit?

>>740493818
Thanks, got you

start a porn site that specializes in average nerdy guys who cant get laid getting blowjobs from reasonably attractive to hot women

ill work for free

>>740492316
If I were you anon... I would follow my dream and build an entire medieval thematic vilage, in a random green place in the midle of nowere.
BUT...
I would build it to have autosuficient eolic and solar energy, my own pure water source, sewer tunels and treatement, my own farms with animals and plantation... A mix of medieval thematic houses and visual, and technology to fulfill the people needs of good technological stuff.
After I build this heaven on earth, I would crown myself king and invite people in who want to live the same way as me.
I will anounce the vacant houses and professions, just like blacksmith, medics, and all the traditional professions, but with good tools.

Thats what I would do. But... Like I sayd before... Thats MY dream for life.
Search your own adventure anon. Build something with your own hands. Get dirty.

I would start building a library and observatory from scratch for myself.

>>740494191
>>740494191

I considered starting a porn site before. Then I realized that there is no money in content generation anymore with regards to porn. Too much content.

>>740492316
I would stop making up bullshit stories on /b/ and get a real life.

>>740494343

If I wanted to make up a story, it would be far more dramatic and I would greentext.

Go sailing around the Mediterranean sea /b/ro!

>>740494296
bro, theres too much professional looking content. there is a distinct lack of true amateur stuff. it is really hard to find porn of guys who look like they truly appreciate getting a woman. its all guys who clearly get laid plenty, therefore the porn is not relatable to a huge portion of the male population

do it

>>740494397
You're full of shit.

>300k a year from investments
>somehow becomes 1 to 2 mil because you work

Bullshit, there's some genuine retard math at work there.

>>740494490

Sounds like fun. I will probably take a month off at some point to do that.

>>740492316

Man, if I had the resources and potential free time like you...

1.) Do "that thing" you always wanted to do but never could. For me, "that thing" I want to do some day, hopefully, is restore a '67 Mustang Fastback, built from scratch, learning every step of the way. Welding the frame to laying the final clear coat. I work for a very large and popular automotive performance company that caters to that particular car model's market, so I learned a lot from work and by way of owning a "modern" version of said car.

2.) Travel to places that aren't just "decent", as you said. I would take the plunge and visit non-tourist destinations of storied countries. Hike the mountains in Nepal, stay in a village in South America (with security, of course), visit Tokyo and roam the city for 2 weeks, learning the real 'scape of the metropolis, not the tourist spots.

3.) This might be cheesy as fuck, but I'd do it: Find someone, a family, a guy down on his luck, a suicidal or clinically depressed person, and just turn their life around. Get them professional help, mentor them how to be successful, get them a set of wheels, pay their first 6 months of rent. Bonus points for finding someone with a serious physical ailment or disfigurement and helping to finance their cure or reconstruction, e.g., a war veteran missing arms and financing a nerve-controlled prosthetic (they exist, now).

4.) Reserve a spot on Virgin Galactic. Self-explanatory.

5.) Learn to fly. It's freeing as Hell, never gets boring when learning, and makes for great pick-up lines and "let me take you up there" hits.

6.) Buy some acreage in Hawaii and build a seasonal home. Shit's surprisingly cheap, depending on location.

7.) Challenge yourself through experience and physical demand. This may be complementary to that "travelling outside of tourist places". I would love to hike the Appalachian, summit the mountains above Lake Moraine to take night sky pictures, or stand on the rim of a volcano.

>>740492316
Post your credit card number as proof

Have sex with pretty woman and occasionally smoke weed and have a single beer while watching bad and or Tim Burton movies.

>>740494522

I make $300k a year off of my investments. I make one to two mil a year from my active work. They are separate and distinct, rather than being aggregated figures.

>>740492316
The fuck is up with those knees? Chick got some hip disorder or some shit?

>>740492316

Ok, This will sound lame...but what are some things you dreamed about doing as a kid?

You could pursue all the things you didn't have or were able to do growing up. Fulfill your inner kid then start working on your inner adult.

>>740492316
I would go to Mexico.

>>740494640
>/b/tard claims to make 1 to 2 mil a year

kek that's a mighty large gap. What do you do? Oh, and proof or you are full of shit. Pro tip: you are.

>>740494700
She's pigeon toeing to be cute. Look at the feet and then understand. What's funny is that if a girl walked up to me like that in real life I would assume she had a disorder. It's like lisping. It's not cute. It's worrying

>>740494596

I have always wanted to write a novel. I am a decent writer (I used to write live choose your own adventure stories on /b).

I agree that I should travel more. I vow to do that every year, and then I never do. I agree with you.

I love number three... every once in a while when I pass a homeless person who looks kind, or really young, I will give them $50 or $100, but it would be better to do it all the way.

Four is cool.

Five would take a lot of time. One of my friends is doing this. I thought of buying an Icon A5 and doing it (the new small planes).

Hawaii would be decent... I would rather buy something on an island near me and fly to it though, to be honest.

Point 7 sounds awesome.

>>740494060
You know, just shit that the only excuse to do it would be just because. Like having a jousting match using brooms with dildos taped to the ends while riding stolen store carts.

>>740494825

I already said I own a consulting firm. It's a large gap because our income is volatile. We take on large success fee mandates that drive all of our earnings. As a result, we may work on a number of unsuccessful mandates each year and earn a lot less in income.

>>740494907

Hah. I don't even know where I would find people like that.

>>740493142
>earned all of my wealth through my consulting company

Consulting about what?

>>740495025
Basically anywhere. I went to a private Christian school (for middle and high school) and let's just say, not many Christ like things happened.

>>740495076

Financial consulting. I advise on mergers and acquisitions.

>>740492316
I'd try my best to avoid relying on money for happiness. I'd live comfortably, help friends, and donate the rest.

>>740492316
Murder someone. Post pics

>>740495168
Where did you learn the ropes?

>>740495277

I used to work for a large foreign investment bank. Left after the credit crisis.

What do you look for in a girl on SA?

I'm dead broke and honestly thinking of becoming a sugar baby and sucking some old man cock

>>740492316
LSD , no joke

>>740495299

Generally just whether or not she is attractive. I have fucked some very hot girls. Accidentally fell in love with one. That was bad.

>>740495299

Where do you live?

>>740495025
>>740495146

>>740495350
Tell me about the one you fell in love with, anon


>definitely not taking notes

>>740495350
Post pic of hottest girl you've boned

>>740495857

She was beautiful. 18. Red hair. DD tits. Brilliant girl. We started fucking and I paid her every month. Then she said I didn't need to pay her. We kept going and started dating. Fell in love. I was bad.

>>740496137

Walking outside. No pics on phone.

>>740492316
You could support me for the rest of my life. I live in severe chronic pain and want to die and can barely afford food, let alone a place to live that suits my disability.

I wouldn't need much. 15k a year would be plenty.

I wish I were you.

>>740496374
What's wrong with you?

>>740496198
Why is that bad? Why aren't you still with her and having babies?

Did your mom smack your knuckles and say you have to settle down with a nice Jewish girl?

>>740496405

I went through a lot of shit to get here. Took a lot of risk.

>>740492316

You want to do something that's "truly exciting"?

Give up all of your money and investments except for the sum of $500. And start again.

Adventure awaits.

>>740496490

Not a Jew.

She went crazy. She really lost it. It was bad. Fucking hot girls often go crazy...

>>740496433
Severe intractable ear pain when I hear sound. I desperately need to avoid sound. On top of this I have a host of other issues related to my ears like vertigo, and very bad pain in my hands and forearms that make it impossible to type or perform basic activity with my hands for more than a few minutes at a time.

>>740496526

I have considered playing a game like that where I show up in a new city with only 1k and start over for a while, but then go back to my old life after.

>>740496504
I'm sure it was a gamble, you did good.

>>740496526
This

Do a soft reset on life bro

>>740496560
elaborate

>>740496614
Agree, keep all your possessions and accounts just in case though. New life might turn shit.

>>740496710

Yeah. Kind of weird because then you just compare yourself to more successful people. There are always more successful people to look around and see.

>>740496560
You should consider a nice Jewish girl anyway. One who comes from wealth.

>>740496754

Turns out she had borderline personality disorder. She had trouble with something, and it triggered here to suddenly lose it. She would just stay at home and cry. She was violent with her sister. She became paranoid about shit. She stopped wanting to fuck. She started treating me poorly.

>>740496848

Why?

>>740496813
Do you feel a sort of jealousy compared to those people?

1) make your own porn studio and make the sickest hardcore dog fucking horse sucking shit you can get away with in the country with the least rules and the poorest girls

2) open your own girls school but make sure all the ceilings and walls and floors and stairs are made of glass and there's a strict sexy uniform code

3) open your own chocolate factory but instead of oompa loompas hire sexy lolis

4) buy thousands of cans of spaghetti and drive a dump truck around the country, depositing piles of loose spaghetti at random locations. become the anonymous, mysterious spaghetti dumper

>>740492316
Tell me what you do/did for a living

>>740492316
>what would you do if you were me
Move to Chicago and join Second City to carve my path for a career in comedy.

>>740496785
Oh, it definitely would.

Revamp a train car to be like the old style 1800s train cars, hire a train company to haul you around the US. My poop rich uncle does this and likes it. Took me out for a week starting in Chicago and ended in NYC then flew my broke ass back. Saw the Northeast and pretended to be a cowboy.

>>740496198
Stop paying? Is this girl stupid?

>>740497013
shes 18

>>740492316
I'd retire. Spend my money traveling, find a slut to fuck on the side, perhaps something more serious. Enjoy doing what i do when i don't work.

travel from town to town and country to country using fake names and accents and meeting girls

get them pregnant then disappear

beat ghengis khans record for children fathered

>>740496965
Yes I do.

>>740496982
I already explained.

>>740495299
33, an old man? The fuck? It's not old man until at least 40. In some cases 50. This isn't biblical times. It's like calling Natalie Portman a granny.

>>740497199
Kind of think that would be awesome...

>>740497013
Haha yeah. She said I could stop paying. We were just bf and gf instead.

>>740497303
You were still paying. Also dating a hooker? I'd literally never bareback one. You'll get some as of yet unknown social disease

build your own compound
attract a few mentally ill women with your own religion
impregnate them
raise daughters who worship you as god
impregnate them
and so on

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Try psychedelics.

Mescaline is easy to produce if you can get the right cacti.

Enjoy your new insight into life.

>>740497408

All girls are hookers. It's just a question of price. May as well be upfront about it.

>>740497483
Enjoy your visual snow for life.

>>740492316
invest in coutnry, infrastructure, public services.
make the people around you lives better
and find a way to oust the shitbags who try so hard to make it worse
idk, i'm not a rich faggot like you OP

>>740492316

Take up golf and spend your days traveling around the world to different golf courses playing all day. You'll meet all types of people, most well off and you'll have a blast.

>>740497494
No. Sometimes us guys are the hooker in the relationship. My girlfriend plans on supporting me. Which is hilarious. Never let them know what you are worth. Never let anyone except the government know that.

>>740497589

visual snow?

Do what the fuck do you want. Order 10 pizzas and flush it in the toilet. Go live, bitch.

>>740492316
Sauce?

Lots of drugs

>find cute, stuck up bitch
>lure her with your riches
>hook her on heroin
>slowly degrade her until she lives in a cage and eats your shit from a bucket willingly for a hit
>???????
>profit

What's VR like?

>>740492316
Only travelling two weeks a year? The fuck are you on about? Take a year off, travel the fuck out of somewheres.

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>>740492316
>a mil or 2 a month

Basement dwelling virgin with severe acne detected. Fix yer bait, faggot.

>>740497951
You can try it out at the mall or add it to your PlayStation for like 400 bucks. Answer is that right now it sucks. The resolution isn't high enough and the frame rate is insufficient. Put your face into the monitor or just put your phone against your face. Sucks, right?

>>740497974
I've had this since I was born. I don't even notice it unless I pay attention.

would be fun defending from somalis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEpScN4wKkI

Honestly? I'd do all the rich things rich people did but with none of that rich person etiquette bullshit

>buy a whole bunch of expensive designer clothes & mispronounce every designer name

>go to a fancy as fuck restaurant and act like you're at a diner, scream for free refills, talk loudly, heck put your damn feet on the table and chill

>buy a yacht and fill it with every homeless person you can find

>buy an expensive call girl and make her solve extremely difficult maths questions and for each one she gets right she gets a huge bonus

My dreams may be small but they are sweet

>>740492316
give me your money first
then i will tell you

>>740496590
How bad did it hurt typing this

>>740492316
Who is the girl in your pic? Name?

op buy me a new graphics card

i promise you'll probably regret it

Probably get residency in New Zealand or someplace in case the US goes to shit. Buy some rolls of gold eagles too.

Anyone recognize the girl in OP post?

>>740498955
Not that bad because it was like one sentence. It gets worse and worse the longer I spend doing it, up to a maximum of like 15 minutes before I have to rest for a day or two.

Pretend to be homeless / destitute / retarded and in need of help in some way.

If anyone helps you, reward them with $500

If anyone spits at you, have bodyguards nearby to beat the crap out of them

>>74049939
That's honestly a shitty idea. The best idea, in my experience, is >>740494010
No actual resource of any kind required, other than social skills of course.

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>>740492316
>truly exciting

The ultimate adventure is self-invention. Here you are, asking random and anonymous strangers to give meaning to your life with ways to stimulate the skinner box in your skull.