share something interesting about the last person to have your

>>740474292
compulsive liar

>>740474292
HIV

>>740474292
that I've been molesting her since she was 8yo, she's 22 now, and we're married

>>740474292

gave me mono

Her poetry was terrible

Black prostitute who claimed she used to do porn. She was older. $250 an hour. Says she smokes Angel Dust on the reggie. Damn...

>>740474292
my fat friends fatter sister. god i hate looking at her cause she said they look the same and ever since then i see it

>>740474292
She's a doctor and my wife of 7 years.

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she was a homeless passable tranny teen with pierced tits, nuff said

Contortionist.

>>740474292
Got her pregnant

>>740474292
66 years old.

I'm 21.

>>740474292
She wasn't my wife...

Love of my life, but we might not make it. We have been together for about 4 years but she's having some existential quarter life crisis which I don't wanna put up with cause it's just gonna end with her fucking some dude and bein' all "It isn't my fault, I'm a victim!" cause women are children who cannot take responsibility for their actions.

So that's a development in my life.

>>740474292
she gave me gonorrhea.

She's my girlfriend and we're in a healthy monogamous relationship. She's not the best looking girl, but she's caring, sweet and traditional like me. We're starting a family.

>>740474292
She is an Olympic gymnast... go to college with her and work in the same place at the university

>>740474292
first time I bust a nut in her, she went "wow, that was a shooter"

I went like wtf, could never look at her the same way.

Like who the fuck says that? "That was a shooter"

>>740474292
Her nudes have been posted on /b/

And not by me

My slave
Will beat the shit out of her tomorrow.. she loves it

Her vagina was the tightest I've ever been in. I think that means she's the one.

she was my 33 year old cousin

>>740474889
Or being raped made her tense, idk.. either way, AMAZING

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>them.

stopped reading right there

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my mother is doing just fine thanks

Found out after that she was originally a he... didn't even think about why we needed lube as I never needed to use lube before...

My girlfriend doesn't let my dick out of its cage. She says I have to stay a virgin forever and that her strap on is the only cock in our relationship.

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>>740474292
she loved me...

>>740474292
>share something interesting about the last person to have your dick inside of them.

She can't colour within the lines .

>>740474292
My hand smells like spit and shame.

She's idk

She's a nurse

>>740474292
He is writing this post right now...

We've been married 4 years, and it was only our 17th time.

Yes, I'm counting.

FML

>>740474292
She takes care of me without me having to ask or anything. I have never felt this much loved by anyone before.

She's a legit lunatic. But, to buck the usual form, shit in bed.

>be american soldier
>be in Korea
>virgin kimchi

Blood all over but i went raw.
My current score is finland and Korea virgins

>>740474503
story time?

>>740474292
She is tiny and asian.

>>740474671
>I don't wanna put up with cause it's just gonna end with her fucking some dude and bein' all "It isn't my fault, I'm a victim!" cause women are children who cannot take responsibility for their actions.
this

>>740475138
You deployed or something far from home?
Else you have to know that she's getting into affairs and I hope you're as well for your own sake. That is unhealthy.

Had a oneitis (fell so hard for her) . She turned out to be a lesbian. I asked her about it, like when she realised it and whatnot. Told me she really liked a girl at school and eventually she realised it was more than just in a friendly way.

A year later I go on a date with some girl. Girl turns out to be the girl my oneitis really liked. I come inside her down some alleyway.

She wasn't my gf

Today is her birthday.

>>740474756
That must have been some fuck if it isn't total bullshit.

>>740474671
You realize that it's up to you to get her through that right? How can she possibly be the love of your life if you can't support her through a non-issue as small as a quarter life crisis.

You are also obviously sexist so I don't know why I'm giving you advice here.

>>740474925
icidentally, that was where the post ended

>>740475079
Please tell me more.

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>>740474292
no one believes the story but, she is my biologial daughter that dated me 4 months. she didn't have a clue since i left her and my wife when she was just a baby. came back in town, and found her grown up into a golddigger. since i have incest fantasy i tried to use my chance and never believed it would actually work

she cant sleep without her red sweater

>>740474292
She was my college gf but broke up after we graduated. I fucked 30 other chicks, she got married. She just got divorced and called me up. We rekindled bc amazing sex and both going through hard times (her divorce, my loss of father).

>>740475020
You are gay

>>740474521
You fucked Rupi Kaur?

Nice.

>>740475397
>You are also obviously sexist
Fuck off.

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>>740475457
Dude shut the fuck up ur story is played out

>>740474292
She destroyed my heart and I'm scared for when I have to see her again because I just want out of sight out of mind>>740474292

>>740475397
She doesn't see it for what it is, she's experiencing it, and it will have a logical outcome. I am unable to be a part of the process as she will not respond the way she wishes or will reject me throughout the process until it reaches its logical conclusion.
I don't think you understand.
I'm not asserting women as children lightly, it isn't just a mean thing to say. It is fact. Women have never had to be responsible for their actions since they can absolve themselves retroactively through mental gymnastics. It will always be someone elses fault. They will almost never learn. Society doesn't require them to. They are not raised to.

She is essentially my mother. Not biological but took care of me from age 8

Best orgasm of my life

>>740475892
Yeah, you're stupid as fuck

Don't actually love her, and if you think you do, you don't know what love really is. Try to grow up, for her sake if not yours

>>740475394
True story... actually been fucking her for about 4 months now, university of oklahoma. I was dating another girl who was completely in love with me but had no curves. I could live like that but this gymnast has the most amazing ass you'll ever see

>>740475892
Lol I think it might be you that doesn't understand. Sexism isn't purely about saying things to be mean. Your belief that women are somehow biologically unable to reason is.. one of the most genuinely sexist things I've heard in a long time.

Maybe the smart ones don't talk to you because you truly believe they lack logic, and they can recognize that?

One of her toes amputated

>>740475537
I honestly wondered if that made me guy. by looking at her/him whatever, you could never tell, looks like a skinny chick with fake tits. Plastic surgery and make up man. We were dating for a month before that. Makes me sick to my stomach

>>740476108
>believe in fairytales
Don't worry, anon. You'll grow up some day too.

Blood/Cutting fetish. Awesome girl though.

She thinks going to school for film is a good idea and she's dating my old best friend. Fuck you and your shit tier photography Simone.

She has a half nigger baby, she is a pillhead who blows dudes for rides, she has fucked half of my friend group, she is my good friends ex-sister-in-law.

>>740474292
she's 15

>>740476234
I've met plenty of smart women dude lol

The fact that you think an intelligent woman is a fairy tale is asinine. Totally absurd. I cannot fathom what it is like to see the world the way you see it.

>>740474292
She had a boob job and it went complete wrong LOL its just terrible

>>740476068
Lets see a picture of her ass then

>>740474671
>"It isn't my fault, I'm a victim!" cause women are children who cannot take responsibility for their actions.

holy shit ive never heard something more true in my life

She robbed our former work place. Very poorly planned, but got away with it. It was common knowledge if you yanked on one of the side doors hard enough, it would open despite being locked. Alarm went off immediately. Cops showed up, shined a flashlight in, and left assuming it was just being faulty. She had a guy with her break through the shitty wooden door that led to the safe room, and typed in the safe code which apparently hadn't been changed in years.

>>740476067
I've seen this in many women, both who I've been with and girlfriends of friends.
It is not something prevalent so close to 30, though.
I am now wondering just how old you are.

>>740476108
I can promise you that 9/10 times a woman will choose the ego-blowing option over anything else.
Women are ego driven. Their self image is more important than anything else.

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is in pic related

also gave me chlamydia

>>740474292
she claims i'm the best sex she's ever had, and she wouldn't let me see her stomach for whatever reason.

>>740476458
Define smart.

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>>740475892
I agree completely.
>>740476108
kys

Her name was Mallory and she really liked Elvis Presley.

Bill O'Reilly is her god father kek

>>740474292
Sauce?

The last chick i was inside i know very little about other than that she tests water for her job. Hardly interesting.

>>740476738
>she wouldn't let me see her stomach for whatever reason
She fat?

ex-slut now my wife, fucked over 45 guys and 6 girls, many with me, most without. We broke up for 5 years because of her AA problems, she got sober, we married, she hasn't had sex with me for over 5 years but keeps promising to. I jerk off on 4chin. life is great.....right. Bitch.

>>740476738
1.) She's lying
2.) She doesn't like her belly button

>>740476675
You're making these assertions as if they're fact but I actually don't think there is any possible way you could back that up.

What makes you think that way, anyway?

>>740476766
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/intelligence

Had 2 uterus before they got removed when she was 14 and has vaginal agenesis.

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>>740474536
>Black Prostitute
>Did porn
>Older
>Druggie
>$250/hr

LUL

>>740474292
sauce?

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>>740476501
DO IT FAGGOT

>>740477133
I am drawing conclusions from direct and indirect real life experiences over the past ~30 years. I pay very close attention to what women say, how they say it and from there I watch their actions and see what it is they really mean. I love women, don't get me wrong, but it is hard to trust them when I have known so many to manipulate and lie to get what they want even if they claim to follow some moral code. In the aftermath of their poor choices, they will almost always find a way to absolve themselves of blame such as blaming their (ex)boyfriend for not being there enough/buying them enough/making them feel special/etc. They are false reasoning.

I don't mean the dictionary definition of intelligent. My... maybe ex, she is a geologist in the STEM field, and very smart. This is more so a function of sexual dimorphism than anything else. Hormones, brain chemistry and social capability.

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even tho i promised never to do it, tricked her and came in her mouth "accidentally" while she gave me head

The last girl to have my digo has a 145 IQ and I have a 140 IQ

>>740476813
>>740475892

Your friendly reminder that traffic has more than doubled in the past couple year so half of all posters are newfags. The SJWs have flooded the site.

>>740474292
Source?

>>740474292
Sucked her landlord's dick after we broke up, told me about it to piss me off but I just fapped thinking about it.

>>740474569
Best response anon. You go you.

>>740477604
So in your entire life, you've never met a woman who is socially and emotionally intelligent, empathetic, plans for the future, and gets what they want through hard work and not manipulation?

Because to that all I can say is it gets better anon. There are logical, loving, forward-thinking women out there that do not try to blame their problems on everyone else. In fact I'd say *most* of the women in my life are like that.

Where do you live? I grew up in Hawaii and have spent most of my time on the west coast. I have a masters degree and have spent six total years in higher education. I can personally, honestly tell you that the women I've met in college have been strong, confident, independent and intelligent, as much as any man or otherwise. At a certain point (and hope someday we reach this point as a society) there really is no need to differentiate by gender for these basic traits that should be ascribed to individuals, not based on their demographics. A person can be smart, a person can be dumb, I try to make no assumptions when I meet people and give them the benefit of the doubt initially and it's paid off in so many ways, regardless of if the person I meet is a man or a woman or whatever.

>>740474789
Probably just surprised her uterus, that's all

>>740475172
How's the weather, anon?

>>740476738
she probably cuts there

It's my dominant hand and is used for most of my other daily activities

Currently dead

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>>740474292
Her family garrisoned German officer during WW2

>>740479067
>strong yet feminine
How about just strong and we let people decide how they want to represent themselves

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>>740479236

>>740474292
prostitute

>>740479285
lol seriously though if we just represent ourselves the way we'd like we are all more free

>>740478241
Are they?
How can you be so sure?
It might be you're the one being manipulated or there are some kind of... extenuating circumstances.

There will always be a reason to differentiate by gender, it is physically manifest in in our biology.

There are definitely women who are outside the norm out there. For sure. However, the majority of women are not.

>>740479067
You mean her mom garissoned his dick in her ass.

>>740474292
SOURCE

>>740474292
Pee fetish. Which is nice because I have that too

>>740474925

English is hard, isn't it.

>>740475138
Holy crap, get out now, while you can.

>>740479558
Her mum wasn't even born yet. Maybe her grand-grandmother. Her and her grand-grandmother also have the same birthmarks, which is odd

>>740474292
Doesn't enjoy giving or receiving oral sex...

>>740474292
She is "extremely asexual"

My sister's bi ex girlfriend.

>>740477195
Has she been through a reconstruction or stretching regime? Has she got a good size working vag now? Interest as medicfag.

>>740476238
Until she goes full crazy. Get out while you can, I'm speaking from experience. Good luck.

>>740474503
Okey Mohammed

She's a hooker, but she's from the rich part of town.

>>740474925
Stop posting this spamming shit everywhere.

>>740480149
Sounds like the beginning to a country song

>>740480149
I'm going to steal that for a song lyric.

SAUCE


I can't find the exact video but her name is Lena Pual

she is fucking insane

>>740480202
>>740480208
Great minds

>>740474292
sauce?

>>740480345
Lena Paul

>>740476108
U must have not been with any woman at all. The facts are that women are more materialistic and egotistical than men. They want the world. Men just want a small cabin with their doggo friend, some whiskey. A blunt, and rocking chair.

"She" had a beard and gauges and identifies as a man...

>>740475320
How the tables have tabled

She's starting graduate school at Yale for Biophysics this semester. Her intelligence gets my dick hard.

She thought I deleted her nudes before breaking up with me.

>>740474292
She s half Chinese half mexican

>>740480012
Watch scam. Search it up

>>740480437
'Kin A. Guitar, some tools.

She is my exwife, my current wife would not approve.

>>740480208
Go for it, anon

1st cousin that I had never met. (Reunion) found out later. Stopped by for seconds. Damn it

>>740474610
Where about? I have a contortionist friend I used to bang

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She's a moderately successful columnist.

she's the daughter of my boss

>>740480776
I could have fucked my first cousin when we first met, as adults. What is that family attraction thing? Really strong, I could tell she felt it too.

Well, I cut her nails this morning

>>740475457
this faggot again

Last person to have my dick in them will never have it again. Something not right with her, some kind of bipolar or something, pathological self-centredness, turned into a right vicious cunt. Finally had enough, wasted half my life on her. Staying for the kid. Wondering if or when there'll ever be pussy again.

>>740481095
What do you talk about?

a 40 yr old met online came to my grandmotherhouse and fucked him in the garage
then swallowed his cum

>>740474292
She's a great mom

>>740474671
green text.......plz im bored

>>740474292
My best friends mom whose still married. Been going on since High School Graduation party almost 11 years ago.

>>740481541
I've heard other people mention it; a friend met a half-sister when they were both adults, he felt it; a flatmate met her half brother and they did end up in a sexual relationship; apparently it's a recognised thing, to be attracted to family members. Presumably the familiarity of knowing someone as you grow up, and the usual social condidioning means that mostly, apart from here on /b/, people generally don't think about fucking family members. But when you meet someone you didn't grow up with but you share family genes, it can be really strong.

>>740481727
Eh, not really feelin' it.

>>740474292
freak that works at Massive Entertainment

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>>740481866
I must be related to black cock since I am so strongly attracted to it.

>>740481391
sure as fuck feel that with ya /b/ro

>>740476727
Denzel Washington?

>>740476227

Fuck that dude - if you like her, who cares if shes trans. Still has a pussy right?

>>740481938
Come on dude this is 4chan you know the rules.

You alredy talked openly about it, might aswell greentext the whole thing.

Dont just get us curious and then leave us hanging.

she's a decent artist but is majoring in either advertising or some international business shit because her parents won't fund an arts/graphic design education

>>740480396
Thanks Mr.Porn Guru

>>740474292
Mental problems

>>740474292
Who says it was a person?...

>>740479474
this

>>740482024
Thanks. A couple of my mates know, but other people, shared friends, not knowing what she's really like is a bitch. No idea what she tells them. Probably better to say nothing.

>>740482103
No (I wish). One of the extras in the picture and in the movie.

she was a hooker. cost $70

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>>740475172
Please tell me you did this in uniform

>>740482511
Always interested in alternatives. Not living ones, though. OK, that came out wrong, I mean, not animals.

>>740476738
Used to fuck a girl who had a kid who was like this. Was hot af with tattoos

she likes lolicon

>>740474292
MtF transexual. More like a trap. BJ and anal.

She's a graduate student at MIT. Wicked smart but sexually frustrated. 1/10 would not do again.

>>740476738
Stretch marks from pregnancy?

>>740474292
Shes married, and not to me.

>>740474292
she was an escort

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Powerful

>>740474292

she's a wannabe actress
her most recent movie featured harvey keitel

>>740474292
Gotten road head before but this was legit the first time I actually fucked a girl WHILE driving. Luckily it was the free way so no need to stop and shit but still, can you imagine?

"And in local news tonight, a man and woman were involved in a fatal car crash on highway 215. It seems the cause of the accident was due to the couple having sex in the driver's seat while the car was in motion. Rest assured however, as it seems they were able to reach climax moments before the collision."

i have scars from how much she scratched me, i love that shit. and the first time i fucked her she told me to choke her and put her legs behind her head

>>740474292
Her dad committed suicide and the family they sold the house to claims to hear footsteps in the attic where they found him swinging.

I like to think he watches over us every time i stick my dick in his daughter.

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>>740474292
It was some Russian bitch that I met online. I went over and did two founds of fucking.
When I woke up in the morning, she had grown more facial hair than me. Bolted the fuck out of there. She still trying to contact me, but fuck that shit.

She will soon start high school.

>>740482479
so, female then?

>>740474986
Kek

>>740482692
Well unfortunately it was an animal

My wife: i have smallest cock shes ever been with

>>740480437
You're arguing with what is obviously a woman giving her opinion on 4chan who didn't show tits m8. You won't get anywhere

Shes 25 years younger than me.

>>740483299
No judgement. As long as you still respected her in the morning.

>>740474503
Greentext that shit nigger.

>>740483324
Small cocks are hot

>>740474292
was a prostitute

>>740481866

Its genetics. People that share your genetics are more attractive to you, theres an actual proven science to it. But there is a sweetspot in just how close your genetica match. Immediate family (parents, siblings, kids, etc) are too genetically close, and there tends more often than not to be attraction on a genetic level. However, cousins (especially 2nd/3rd cousins) and half siblings tend to fall in the sweetspot, and are extremely attractive. People who have similar ancestory/nationality also tend to be more attractive.

The whole evolutionary reason for this is that offspring produced by two people sharing a "genetic sweetspot" have healthy children. How exactly your body can tell someones genetics and make you attracted to them isnt exactly clear. But its there.

>>740483415
Of course I did. I treated her properly.

>>740483385
I'm actually a dude tyvm

>>740474805
Haha

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She's a 11/10 redhead with 36DD and is fit as hell. Recently have begun to suspect she might be antisocial and that only makes her hotter

pic tenuously related

>>740483448
I once fucked an ex after her long fuck weekend with a guy on Miami university track team. She started fingering her vagina while my dick was inside her vag cause he "wore her out" all weekend.

>>740483401
Can you say more? I'm 55 and the thought of fucking a 30 year old is very appealing. But women of that age are often thinking about kids, or if they have them thinking about daddy figures and financial support. Having a 30 year gap fwb would be good though.

>>740483512
Must be a purple haired faggot then. Excuse me

>>740483665
Fuck yeah... How small is your cock? Got a pic of it?

She is 15 years my senior, a Vp at a hospital, and sounds just like a sputtering Ford Model A when she cums.

>>740483492
Didn't know that. Makes sense now, thanks.

the last chick my dick was inside thought it was someone elses dick :)

>>740474292

ex grilfriend, always fart when sleep

>>740474753

hope you get a good life with her

>>740474805

/Facepalm

My current gf, I deflowered her and she's a solid 9/10. I plan on marrying her.

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>>740483737

biggest clit i've ever seen, enjoyed x-files, and had a couple of cats

>>740474292
Normally she's only in to black guys, but i'm whiter than white with a 6 inch dick. She keeps begging me to keep fucking her.

>>740484313
That cock is perfect.

Shove it up a girl's pooper, she won't like it at first but she will soon enough.

Thanks for sharing anon

>>740474292
She's my best friends wife, and he's a cop

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>>740474292
last time we did 5 times anal and one vaginal

17 y/o emancipated guy living with roomates in a run-down town house. Liked Sons of Anarchy,as it was paused in the corner while he sucked my dick.

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>>740484487
Cop cock is pretty awesome. Get him in on it. Who knows, he might let you get away with shit

>>740484563
She looks pretty qt.how old?

>>740484625
He's my best friend, I know him well. Pretty sure I'd disappear

She was half Japanese and half Irish. Really tight pussy but it was also about 3 inches deep. Shit sucked

>>740484625
Wow, huge