Hey, one of you fags post a selfie I can send to this chick to

>>740393947
Doin it. Hold up

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Prepare for incoming.

>>740394903
hahah i died reading this lolol

>>740394903
GET NUDES NIBBA

>>740394903
If you can get nudes from a Shrek pic you win the internet.

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Shit I probably could. She still doesn't get it's the wrong number.

>>740395262
Pull that pussy out for daddy and show me

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>>740395262
Show daddy your ass.

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>>740395262
Send her this

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Soon..

>>740395845
Buump

>>740395719
Yes. After she gives the goods.

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>>740395845

Bumpity

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>>740395262
Oh god my sides

What's the story here anon? Do you know her? Or has she texted the wrong number and now you tryna get nudes?

>>740393754
>>740396363

>>740393754
I do modeling man but i look really young it sucks or i would have done it

>>740396363
Yea wrong number

>>740396244
The funniest part to me is when people are so stupid they don't even get obvious puns

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Fuck. Abandon ship gents.

>>740396610
kek

>>740396610
ALPHA AS FUCK

>>740396610
Kek

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She's calling me, I think she is pissed

>>740396610
shit dude you didn't make yourself sound enough like an ogre, she doesn't believe you're really shrek

quick tell her a witch cursed you or something, we can still salvage this

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>>740396610
Ass pic for ass pic.

>>740396861
Shit rip dude, but you need to be alpha

>>740396861
awnser with shrek sound board

>>740397016
Listen to this guy

>>740396861
ANSWER WITH THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

>>740397016
i would die laughing if that happened

>>740396861
Alpha this shit
answer and just act normal but be alpha about it

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Jeez she must be on drugs I can salvage this.

You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself

>>740397133
kek OP this

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>>740397176

>>740397176

tell her to put the onions on her tits

>>740397133
SOMEBODY Oo°oO0nce

>>740397176
Dude I swear...

>>740397362
told me

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Soundboard would have no benefit for you guys. I'm on a phone.

tell her to shove a onion up ass and show pic!

>>740397568
Holly fuck

>>740397568
tell her to put on her robe and witch hat

She's basically retarded. I've had girls like this hit on me before. She probably spends her free time doing adderol or something. I doubt you're going to get much more out of her aside from variants of "dat be dis" and " ey daddy" or the occasional burst of swearing when she realizes you're messing with her

This kind of person is what those weird dipshit kids you knew in highschool grow up to be

What has my life come to its 3:49 at night and iv got all star on loop looking at shrek cocks

>>740397568
Anon, don't play with black magic.

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>>740397799

>>740397831
>the name of her actual boyfriend

>>740397799
>>740397879
What a life

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>>740397983
she does look like a crack whore

>>740397799
well, i mean it IS on topic after all

>>740397799

Living the life!!

This thread is truly amazing

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This was her last text. I vote for spamming shrek cock

>>740398230

Yep, shrek cock is the way to go.
Good run mate.

>>740398230
Holy fucking kek

>>740398230
I second that motion Mr. President

>>740398230
It'll never be ogre

>>740398230
Government affiliated =Postal Worker

>>740393754
>spamming shrek cock

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>>740398071
>>740398040
>>740398002

>>740398418
I was thinking professional welfare recipient

>>740398456
Ahahaha.

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>>740398456
Fuck

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>>740398456

>>740398633
*works for government*
>Bus driver

Best thread in a while, bravo anon.

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>>740398456
Show her the Onions.

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>>740398456
Goddamn, this thread can't get any better

>>740398824
It said affiliated with the government, not working for it. Welfare is affiliated.

Screen cap dis shit

>>740398456
Can we find out her name and tell her happily married husband about the "daddy"?

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She's like.. A meth addicted hornet

>>740398994
Bring it back anon, tell her you were sorry and you were just messing around.

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> SEND NUDES OR GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SWAMP

I'm dying here, OP!

>>740398994
Hey anon, your defense is that she came onto you first

tell her to find your location and come there so she can take that shrek dick

>>740399083
Don't do this OP. It makes you look like a beta faggot. No, you need to be an alpha like shrek

>>740398994
"the intelligence agency" for "the gub'ment"

> more shrek, less bullshit lady

>>740398994
God damn she wants the dick.

>>740399164
Chill bro

>>740398994
Holy shit shes such wigger trash

>>740398994
Tell her you just didn't do anything wrong so how could you be arrested? eh?

>>740398994
Tell her to give tits or she'll suffer the wrath of weaponized autism.

>>740398994
Its not ogre yet, tell her the hacker known as 4chan got into your phone and said that stuff

>>740399083
Don't listen to this. Give her the onion.

>>740399333
Trips demands it

>>740399207
I'm not saying to end it there. Just make her comfortable again. Then continue with the fun lol.

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>>740399333
trips are love, trips are life

>>740399333
Dubs + Trips = bump

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>>740399333

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>>740399333
bump

>>740398230
it's an oklahomatard

>>740398230
>405
>Oklahoma
one of the armpits of the US

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>>740398994

Can you ask her for pics of her pudding pop?

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>>740399333

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>>740399649
>>740399593

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For the trips

>>740399699
I agree with this

>>740399740
Fucking legend

>>740399839
Absolute fuckin' madman.

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>>740399740

>>740399699
TWO dubs?

Fucking amazing. You had a girl who was willing to do anything for "daddy" and somehow SOMEHOW when she gave you it on a plate you stared the plate in the dick and fucked it balls deep. This is the most hilarious shit I've seen on here in months if not years

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>>740400003

>>740400003
I got trips and dubs yes
>>740399333
^^
>>740399699
got that one two

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>>740393754

>>740399740
This is a good fucking thread. well done OP

>>740396610
LITERALLY CRYING LAUGHING.

>>740400000

>>740399740
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Someone needs to screen shot these and make something like this...

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>>740400212

>>740400081
rolling

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>>740395229

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Thanks for the assist. I'm about to jerk it to shrek now

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>>740395229

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>>740400552
Remember the onions.

>>740399740
Legend

Well, OP officially died because baby's intelligence agency tracked him down, got Mark Zuckerberg on their team, invaded his house, and then Zucc'd him.

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>>740399699
>Samefagging this hard.
Nice dubs, but...

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>>740397016

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>>740401003

Hey I was one of those fags.

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>>740401003

>>740401244
And you get dubs again.

Fellow Cosber.

>>740398994
Someone in any form of government branch wouldn't out themselves in a sex scandal. The only thing she would have is a case of Entrapment against her because nothing was clearly stated anyways, literally nothing Illegal happening and two messages can't be considered harassment, I would know because someone I knew got sent messages over days and days like 30 messages a day and there wasn't an "authority on this fucking planet that could do shit about it... so do with that what you will. You're fine.

Where is this going?

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>>740401186
>>740401244
You all had Cosby pictures on hand within like 20 seconds of each other and all wanted it just as much as each other? What the fuck is this?

>>740401394
nobody was worried, but thanks champ.

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>>740401351

>>740401482
I got cosby folder - I have no life

>>740401482

I just wanted some puddin' pops.