nation of /b/ (No girls allowed) You decide the laws in our

Trump is our president.

>>740393445
no furrys

Traps are gay

You have to always wander with a lit candle

>>740393445
Read the sticky before posting

>>740394001
roll

No trans in military

>>740394126
roll

>>740393445
No blacks

everyone must worship me

Girls are allowed.

>>740393445
Cheese is allowed

women are for sex only

OP is banished

Females are allowed to enter the nation as slaves to serve the household. Each female must go through an initiation process which involves her allowing any male of the nation to do whatever he likes with her, unless she is claimed by a male, at which point she is not to be touched by any other male without permission, on penalty of banishment from the nation.

Communist system strictly enforced

i get to shot the potato gun first..

>>740394764
NO I GET TO SHOOT IT FIRST!

our religion is rastafari

>>740394757
all communists get a free helicopter ride

Traps are gay no exceptions or arguing

We have federally funded right wing
deathsquads for normies

>>740393445
All food must be pronounced backward befode eating it.

Traps are illegal.

We throw gays off roofs, circumcise women, and stone them to death if they are raped.

Heill Hitler Must be country's motto.

>>740397701
Rawling for this as new law, write it in stone! REEEEE

>>740398066
Welp, let's get heiling.

Also, all citizens must serve in the military for 14 years.

>>740394570
cheese is banned and being found with cheese is punishable by death

All citizens must perform public services for 4 years. Income will be taken care of by the government during this time.

>>740398480
Rerollio.

Free Access to Brazzers & PornHub

Reddit is praised among the people as a god

>>740398588
Jacking off in public is legally allowed, in fact it's looked upon with normalcy.

*is gril*
*migrates into nation*

>>740394588
Noice, boi

>>740398066
>>740398277
>>740398588

The three dubs so far...

Communism

Nazism

Capitalistic Anarchy

Mixed race only.

the government is referred to as the social justice league and is led by tumblr

Vine is brought back

>>740398818
Roll

>>740398926
Fuck Tumblr.

Milhouse is a meme

>>740398839
Rollino

Feminine penises aren't gay

>>740398906
Total reroll.

Keemstar is worshipped as a god

Commies not allowed

Everyone wears diapers

>>740399055
Y E S

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>>740399055
Fuck you Jake Paulers for life

Watching Hentai is punishable by cutting penis and death by burning.

All citizens must have 9gag as their homepage

>>740399173
Rollerino

Anime is illegal

Everybody who has singles on this thread burns

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>>740399099
>>740399055
>>740398066
>>740398588
>>740398277
>>740394588
checked

Anything that is viewed is cool or awesome will be referred to as 'creamy'

Example: "My that hat you are wearing is pretty creamy."

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>>740394001
>>740393730
>>740394010
>>740394588
>>740398066
>>740399060
>>740399202
>>740399248
Rolling for these

>>740398926
roll

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>740399299
W A S T E D


Also, everyone with trips+ gets burnt.

If you're a lonely social outcast, you can be prescribed a prostitute

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tacos is only meal

>>740399326
Fuck.... diamonds

>>740399377
HAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAAAAA

>>740399326
Are you retarded? You rolled for winrars, faggot.

OP is promoted to Ultra-Janitor until death.

>>740399299
Is OP going to actually do something with these laws?

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>>740399452
It was only one
faggot

Everyone must have a hitlerstache

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>>740399534

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>>740399644

>>740399644
W A S T E D

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>>740399099
>>740399055
>>740398066
>>740398588
>>740398277 (You)
>>740394588
>>740399377

We're waiting OP.

>>740399711
FUCKING WASTED AGAIN

We can eat criminals

This thread gets deleted by mods if dubs

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>>740399765

All must squat like slavs for 1 hour every day

>>740399765
Nigger

All prisoners are starved to death in a dark room

>>740400000
HOLY FUCK I GOT QUINTS

>>740399377
only whites can legally be considered racist

>>740400000
No prisoners. If anything is a crime, immediate death by chopping off dick, feeding them and burning the body.

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>>740400039
Noice.

everybody must be a trap

all traps are burnt to death

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>>740400000
woah

>>740400282
Trap nigger spotted!

>>740400000
Check'd

The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies is our national anthem

>>740400000
THIS IS TRULY DIVINE MANDATE

Everyone who wastes dubs in this thread is burnt to death

>>740394588
>>740398066
>>740398277
>>740398588
>>740399055
>>740399377
>>740400000

This will be the ultimate society.

Only the dead can know peace.

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>>740400000

Penises must be feminine

Traps are considered prisoners, thus being starved to death in a dark room.

>>740393445
we are capitalist

>>740399377
Nobody listens to government, religious laws are drafted by savior hitler.

>>740399988
We cheeki breeki now

we worship kek

>>740400282
roll

>>740401000
considered a criminal offense not to

>>740401089
rolling for this

>>740401000
This is how we refer to ourselves apparently

pedophilia is allowed when you're kindergender

Anthem is Deutschland Uber Alles

No porn is allowed on /b/

>>740401344
Checkem

>>740393445
every day the whole nation gets together and has dinner. and we talk about our problems. everyone has to chip in for cooking which is mandatory. ohh yeah and we all live in tree houses away from the hubbub

In our constitution it is written 'Emi is best girl'

>>740401432
Rolling for Treehouse.

rape is allowed but only if you dont pull out

>>740394126
Roll

>>740401808
Roll

>>740400282
reroll

>>740401248
roll

every president is a trap

>>740393445
That traps are illegal.

>>740402365
ROOOOLLLLL

>>740402398
Reroll.

Suck a catapillar dick

It is illegal for Moot to be out of the country.

We need him back.

No immigrants, only who we have in the country now and their children. No migration, whoever is here is here forever, and so are their kids.

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>>740401344
>tfw nobodys notices my dubs

>>740403078
i noticed but failed to say anything. no porn on /b/ would be very nice

>>740403078
more porn should be allowed on /b/

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Paul Blart. Everywhere.

>>740393445

Anyone who wastes dubs+ is burned at the stake

>>740403593
a picture of paul blart is required in every public building

>>740403336
>>>/s/

The only vidya allowed is pajama sam.

>>740403951
I know what /s/ is nigga.

>>740403997
rip, almost trips

also reroll

we're spending have of the countries funding on making male enhancement that works, is cheap, and is accessible.

>>740404213
half*
also reroll

>>740404213
cheap? It must be free.

>>740404499
yes Yes YEs YES YES!!!

12'' dick must be compulsory. Either via enhancement or natural.

>>740401248
roll again

the only political party is democratic radical leftists and disagreeing with the party's views will get you lobotomized

>>740393445
We evict Trump from the kingdom and put him in a hole with a ton of kitten so to get out he must grab them by the pussy

>>740405711
Check em bois

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You can say whatever you want as long as it's funny.
All logical mistakes must be pointed out and ridiculed.
If you can post in complete sentences you're smarter than 99% of the population.
If you get mad you're a tool.
If you don't get mad you're not doing it right.
As time goes on things only get worse and never get better.
You forget everything you learned in school.
You abandon all of your hobbies.
You become easily amused.
You become averse to anything intelligent.
You long for the way things once were and the way things could have been.
You become depressed and alone.
You become an outcast on 4chan.
You leave 4chan and reverse all of the above.

>>740405844
Fucking dub checked

Everyone must sacrifice a random stranger from their nation to Pepe every week.

When boys turn 13, they're tested if they're a trap or not, if they are they're forced to be femboy slaves forever

>>740406999
Checkd

>>740406999
Don't mind

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>>740393445
Americans of Hispanic ancestry has the right to claim any man's woman, especially if she is blonde.
The knew hierarchy hispanics, natives, whities, foreigners, niggers and the other shitskins

>>740407483
Rolling

>>740407483
Roll cause I'm cuban

>>740407483
Rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling

>>740393445
no girls allowed

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All We Know is Falling by Paramore is the national anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EHIpDcZvB0

>>740407483
Roll plus the inclusion of female visitation for procreation purposes, but only if its in the missionary position.

>>740408303
Fucking evil
ROLL

kill kikes

>>740408411
Winrar

we bring back moot

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>>740408411

AUTISM IS AN EPIDEMIC, ALL OF THOSE INFECTED MUST BE PURGED UNLESS THEY ARE CAPABLE OF SAYING "I DISAGREE, KIND SIR"

>>740393445
Guns. Everybody gets guns. Anybody who doesn't have guns gets bullets. Anybody who has guns but no bullets also gets bullets, but they get them slower. We have to help our bros.