Looking for a quick way to kill myself. I live in Australia so

why would you want your little brother to find your dead body? how old is he?

>>740347460
preferably he doesn't have to, he's 16

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posting more of my dick hoping someone will provide answers

nobody wants to see your dick

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>>740347750
her pussy then
i just need people in here telling me how i can fucking end it fast

You don't want advice, you want attention. If you wanted to kill yourself you would, there's thousands of ways that don't involve guns. If you were serious about it, you would have already done it.

google it

>>740347886
>>740347954
thanks for the help.

call these guys and ask 13 11 14

or 1300 22 4636

think long and hard about the future and not the dark, empty and cold present.

>>740347995
the point is, don't kill yourself. there's no benefit to doing so, unless you want to traumatize your family members and not live to see the consequences. seek professional help.

>>740347349
Just go take care of your brother man. make yourself usefull.

Pretty much every major religion thinks killing yourself is a bad idea.

What's so bad that you're seeing absolutely no future ahead of you?

a thousand ways except I'm a fucking pussy so it can't be painful and has to be instakill. There are no bridges high enough or building with rooftops i have access to. getting run over isn't 100% and neither is jumping infront of a train.

>>740347349
> OP is having sex in that pic

your life is already better than mine

>>740347840
damn son, that ass looks nice.

>>740348112
Maybe just hold on and seek help? Don't be another statistic to male suicide in Australia man. You don't know how hard you're gonna fuck over everyone you know by killing yourself. I've been there, just don't do it man. Seek help.

>>740347349
dont be a fucking faggot you idiot. people like you disgust me

>>740348039
>>740348076
And there is benfit to living? I've had girlfriends, I've had jobs, I've been to university and it's never changed how I felt.
>>740348094
I don't believe there is a god and I think people who do are just desperate for an explanation for things they don't understand and choose the easiest option.

>>740348119
>>740348131
It's not as great as everyone says, unless I'm just too fucking depressed to understand. It's a short term high that doesn't really do that much.

>>740348240
i feel shitty too, but dont make your little brother feel worse.

>>740348240
You on any medicine?

What was your dream when you were a kid?

>>740348221
>>740348308
Honestly I wish I didn't feel this way but when i've tried everything to change i'm at a tipping point. Nothing I do takes my mind off it for long enough.

>>740348452
No meds, and I can't remember having a single aspiration since the beginning, I've always just done what I thought was expected of me.

>>740348240
Have you travelled? Taken up a hobbie and stuck with it?

Sounds like you've experienced nothing and there's something you just don't want to face in life. As anon said above, this is a cry for attention but you're seeking attention off the wrong crowd. Call Lifeline bro, don't be a faggot.

There's so much more to life. Depression is fucking shit but killing yourself is just the dumbest thing you can actually do. You're giving into it and making it worse for everyone.

The pain doesn't stop once you die, everyone else deals with it for the rest of their lives.

im unemplyed, have a debt, parents divorced, mom wants to disown me soon and Im still here thinking how to buy my next miku figure.

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More ass for the one guy who's here just for that.

>>740348549
is your depression because you lack money? Is that why? that can be fixed bro and aspiration i recommend travel if your trying to kill yourself at least risk your life by going some where to get a different perspective.

OP !! who will pound that pusy when u deded ?

>>740348598
i love u

>>740348710
yeah join the fucking army or something

>>740348569
No money to support myself travelling right now but I have traveled before
>>740348598
cool beans dood, nearly everyones parents are divorced, mine did when i was 4 and I also have debt from university.

>>740348773
you know that dirty, dark and empty feeling you have? it fucking just clouds everything. nothing feels good, nothing feels the same. it just feels fucking pointless. that goes away eventually. you just have to stick through it. get off 4chan and talk to family or friends, or even that chick you fucked. just someone, but not here. we can't help you.

>>740348710
Not having money isn't the cause. I've have enough money each week that i can live comfortably just nothing extravagant
>>740348762
I don't see the point in armed forces. I think the world leaders are all fucking retarded and too attached to their own piece of shit dirt rock for everyones good.
>>740348717
I don't know I already broke up with her 5 months ago because I couldn't be fucked being in a relationship anymore

>>740348598
dude how old are you? and your scoring! thats a huge plus

living in Autralia, country of the most dangerous animals on Earth.... yeah... so little choices....

>>740347349
>>740347721
I don't get it. You have a big dick, it is pretty thick so why would you kill yourself??
Steps to succes in life.
1. Get big dick, check.
2. Get money, not checked yet.

Go make some money and you will have a wonderfull life! You already have something many guys dream of, don't waste it...

>>740347349
dude, you life in Australia. everything there is trying to kill you. just go and play with some spiders and snakes...

>>740347349
fuck urself idiot
u have all what u need!
the sun on your face
the love of a woman
a big white cock

enjoy life b/ro

$ are like nails... grow up again

>>740348304
I'm depressed too. i know booty doesnt help, in the moment its nice but after a few minutes its just another thing.

>>740347349
I heard snakes and deadly spiders are common there. Try those.

>>740348961
>>740349065
Are you retarded? there isn't a fucking animal that could kill me in a 50 kilometer radius and if i went out to find one it'd run away.
>>740348928
I wasn't looking for help i came here wanting to find quick and easy ways to die.
>>740349038
having a big dick isn't amazing. for instance i've never been balls deep in anything

knife + wrist, in the woods or something. jump from a hill, drive a car into a tree or a truck.

>>740348628
goddamn, you banging that dude. thats nice.

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>>740349160
see>>740349160
>>740349098
at least someone else gets it

>>740348942
im fcking double twos, im basically a failed human already

>>740349160
you wont go balls deep with a small dick either hehe, just saying.

I love you too. Life is shit. but it's shit for every one at some point. you must stay with the rest of us and suffer. Do not worrie about those things we can't change just sort those fucking things out we can change. I know I would never forgive my brother if he killed him self. don't be a cunt! Now post some more pics

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>>740349176
see>>740348941

>>740347349
Get drunk and walk into oncoming traffic...aim for a truck or a bus.

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>>740349306
Fuck you, watch me get jacked off. I'm killing myself somehow or other

Where in Australia? Can't you just swim out to sea until you get tired?

>>740349247
i get it yeah, but i still dont want you to kill yourself. you're not alone man. just find goals, then find new ones.

if you want something exciting, rob your neighbour, make sure you fight them so they finish you off as selfdefence.

>>740349393
Not guaranteed I'll get hit and die, even if i do get hit i could get clipped and come out just in pain or veg and fuck that
>>740349436
I said quick

drink acid ?

>>740347349
Try the american style suicide, wave a plastic toy gun or black wallet will do, depends on the cop is stupid or not. Do this in public then the police will do the rest..

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Don't do it dude. Trust me, I know shit sucks, it always does. But being human is dealing with the shit. You bet your ass I'm calling you a pussy for wanting to get out of life early. Think about the people you'll be leaving, your family, they all love you. Your friends. Even if you don't feel it.
It's all a mental thing, dude. You can get through it with time. I've wanted to kill myself many times, and I'm glad I didn't. If you want to kill yourself, just sleep it off. Stay in bed for a few days, then go out with some mates, or by yourself. Go to the city. Go out, feel nature, feel the rest of the world. You're not the only one.

>>740347721
The best way to get neck beard virgins to do what you want is post dick pics.
If you come to America I will let you use one of my guns or shoot you or drive you to a nigger part of town. Your choice all guaranteed to end your life

Pretty sure many people have university debt..

Don't you have HECS?

What state bro?

>>740347349
OP just do alot of drugs get plastered until you OD you wont even notice your dieing the drugs will carry you till the DMT kicks in and then boom you dead

>>740348221
>You don't know how hard you're gonna fuck over everyone you know by killing yourself. I've been there,
Timestamp of you dead please

Try caster oil seed

>>740347349
Call your local suicide hotline. I'm sure they can help you with what you need.

>>740347349
bro, get on discord. lets talk for a bit.

Same guy who's been asking you to post nudes and telling you not to kill yourself

Name: Rebaz#3600

holla at me boy

>>740348961
Can't you lick a cane toad? I heard your government brought them in and they overtook your country because they hide in kangaroos pouches and leak poison. They can kill dogs I saw a show on PBS like 20 years ago

>>740349160
It may not be amazing, but it fucking helps in life! And not going balls deep is your own fault.

>>740348086
>8086▶
>>>740347349 (OP)
>Just go take care of your brother man. make yourself usefull.
this ... dont be a dickhead, mate.

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A somewhat painless way to go with limited resources would be the arteries and veins going to and from the brain Whilst generally the literature considers asphyxiation via constriction of the airway as the main cause of death in short drop hanging, Stone1 does discuss how short drop hanging can take place without the pain and discomfort of the airway being blocked. The idea is to have enough pressure from the noose on the right side of the head, just below the jaw, to constrict the carotid artery. Interrupting the blood flow to the brain causes swift unconsciousness (in 15 seconds or less2), then what should be death in five to ten minutes.

Likewise, death can also be achieved by constricting the jugular vein under the left side of the jaw, which prevents blood from getting back to the heart.http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging/short-drop/simple-suspension

dude.
add me on skype, you have nothing to lose by doing so. let's just say hi, ok?
[email protected]
i'm waiting.

>>740349923
Bullshit. So misleading. Total bait and switch number. Always try to get you out of suicide

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>>740350079
Don't do it tho

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>>740349622
aus cops too smart to shoot a white dude on sight
>>740349621
what acid, how quick does it work
>>740349667
>came here to get tips to kms
>gets people telling me not to
>>740349734
Qld yeah have HECS
>>740349781
implying i have the money for said drugs
>>740349828
using it how?
>>740349923
fuck that.
>>740349952
not looking to be talked out of this
>>740349990
won't kill me
>>740349999
helps how? what benifit does it bring to everyday life?
>>740350035
He can take care of himself, he's too dumb to get depressed but smart enough to hold a stable well paying job, I've waited long enough for him to get his qualifications.

>>740350079
oh shit some actual help, keep it coming, i wanna know best material to use

>>740350170
Look, not everyone on here is the same edgy cunt like r9k. I'm about your age, and I'm not that much better off than you. Actually, you're better off than me in most ways, your fit, healthy, attractive (obviously), you just need to catch a break in employment or study. You got this.

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>>740350310
Go to the website I got it from, link is in the reply, it's got everything you need to know (don't do it tho)

>>740350390
pic made me giggle

>>740350170
A big dick gives you confidence! You know you can satisfy every woman and you will always be enough and sometimes more than enough. That's a good fucking feeling to have.

>>740347349
Chug a glass of lighter fluid

>>740350523
Guess i will never understand, since I actually have a 'big' dick and don't feel these things

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>>740349694
Forgot to reply to you, I don't have money for the flights but thanks for offering to help a bro out

>>740350079
Also if you can find a sturdy surface and a shoelace you could hang yourself from a doornob, just conscrict the jugular vein enough and you should be dead 15 min max

>>740350591
Are you OP? Or random "big dick" anon?

Don't worry, you'll grow out of it. Your brain hasn't reached maturation, and still struggles to figure out the meaning of life, and your meaning in it. Soon you'll be an adult and that trivial pseudo-philosophising will stop mattering, then you'll look back at how foolish you were at this age.

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>>740350716
op

>>740350170
Then lets talk before you end yourself bro.

Just want to know what you feel. maybe i can relate.

>>740349952

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>>740350664
Why do you want to do it?

Could just jam a knife through your throat.
Jump off something
Drink bleach and lots of it
You in ozzy land million things out there in nature can kill you go for a walk in the bushes.

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Nigga you live in Australia... Walk outside your house and death is around you. You got fucking venomous spiders and all that shit you can use.

>>740350766
sympathyanon here, if you're not gonna heed my caring then at least dump the rest of your shit, like all of it, you two are cute

>>740350772
I'd rather just listen to music, not in a mood to physically talk
>>740350877
lil bitch afraid of the pain and not everything here wants to kill you the fuck>>740350884

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>>740350893
there's not much more she didn't like me taking pics

>>740350766
Good, I wanted to get your attention. You need to pull yourself together. Look at that dick and that girl! Go out and meet new people and get some more pussy.

if you are serious, can you buy me Nier;automata on steam ? xD

>>740351052
Aw, a shame. She's cute. How did you two meet? WA btw. Yourself?

>>740351080
Now you're my kinda guy, but I don't have that much in my account, If im gonna go tonight I';ll just give you my steam i have nier in my library

>>740347349
Yea I kinda am in the same situation is rather be killed tho,bc I'm to much of a pussy to do what my dad did

>>740347349
aurum met 200C
have 4 pellets every 3 hours
you wont feel the need anymore.

>>740351187
ayyy, at least someone will look after the digital goods

>>740351123
QLD, met her at school
>>740351193
eh this would be a lot simpler if i was US i wouldn't be here because i'd have fucking blown my brains out

>>740350170
Why not rob some abbos and just get shot or stabbed that way, get to help society whilst dying

>>740351420
can't trust an abbo to actually fucking kill me, shit cunt would probably miss and id fucking kill him in anger

Bro the cheapest and most painless way to kys is to mix ammonia and bleach together and then inhale it. It's cheap knocks you out in 30 seconds and kills you in 2-3 minutes.
Source chemist for 4 years and depressed.

>>740351517
>>>740351420
>can't trust an abbo to actually fucking kill me, shit cunt would probably miss and id fucking kill him in anger

go to abbo #2 then

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>>740351376
if you're in townsville i would just give this to you right now

get some heroin off the dark net and IV it. it'll feel amazing and totally painless

get some heroin off the dark net. totally painless and it'll feel amazing

>>740351517
This gives you solution #2
>> go to jail for killing said abbo
>> Fight biggest cunt in there
>> Ded

lol suicide is one of the easiest things to do man. If you really wanted to die just fucking piss off the wrong people/man up/suicide by cop. People who seek suicide advice on the web are just attention whores who never will do it

>>740351578
pain from first abbo fucking up is not for me, ive stated instakill necessity in here before
>>740351567
Oh shit for real? Thanks dude. I'll go out tomorrow for the stuff.

>>740350884
this nigga is onto something, go fight 10 black widowns or something

>>740351670
oops

nobody mentioned the classic train disaster

>>740347349
Look up exit bag. Make sure when you put the straps on your head that it isn't too loose otherwise you will live and feel like super shit. It's gura teed and costs about 100$. You could probably steal that money easy.

>>740349999
Checked

>>740347349
Don't kill yourself you've got a lil bro. Don't do it for him your gonna fuck him up if you do it, he needs you

>>740351052
Any boobs?

>>740351700
Bro no problem just trying to help a nigga out.

>>740351187
>>>740351080 (You)
>Now you're my kinda guy, but I don't have that much in my account, If im gonna go tonight I';ll just give you my steam i have nier in my library
pls dont forget man, such a waste.

>>740349999
WE WERE ALL SO CONCERNED ABOUT ME WE MISSED THE QUADS

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>>740351819
got a few

>>740347349
Borrow money from the mob and don't pay

On a serious note OP, if you are going to die why not just take out a loan from somewhere, seeing as you'll be dead and won't have to pay it back, get the most possible even from multiple places. Use that money to then go and do anything you want, anything you've ever dreamed as, even as a dumb cunt kid. Just do it, and then end it so you at least made the most of your journey

>>740347349
Go missing so your family still has hope. And kill yourself in a way your body will never be found

>>740351829
give me a dummy email i'll send you the details before i go tomorrow

>>740351980
plan on doing that with the ammonia and bleach tomorrow, gonna steal a car and drive off somewhere remote, ditch the car then walk until i can't anymore and inhale there.

>>740352100
They will find the car and find your body nigger.

>>740352007
[email protected]

>>740352007
Dude if you're going to use the bleach and ammonia method like I suggested, you have to inhale the gas even after you pass out. Just making sure you know that so you don't suffer.

>>740347349
go into bush challenge all of the trap door spiders to first fight

>>740352100
> Inb4 op steals car and gets caught and goes to prison

>>740351874
Hah shit! I didn't even see that I got quads. For that quads alone OP has gotta stay alive.

>>740352172
fine i'll just fucking walk the whole way
>>740352208
suggestions on how to do it? plastic bag and tape? or what//

>>740352314
Might delay me for a day or two just because that was dope

>>740352247
Only retards get police attention when they steal a car i'm not a fucking spastic.

You live in Australia. Just go sit in the garden for twenty minutes, something will get you.

>>740352418
just go into a sealed room or car and do it. Also send steam log in credentials to me if you want.

dummy email : [email protected]

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>>740352510
I keep telling you fucking retards it doesn't work like that in aus fucks sake

>also more tits for that one dude

>>740352451
Good. Go out and enjoy natur and life in those days, hopefully you will not end it all. Remember, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

>>740352590
hey bro, pls i want to play nier.

>>740352591
Yeah I used to live in the country for over a decade and not once did I ever see a Koala, only roos and snakes. That being said, just get sleeping tablets and do it the old fashion way

>>740347349

the best way is as follows:

>hold breath
>keep holding breath
>you will want to breathe but keep holding breath
>you are struggling now, fighting it, but keep holding breath
>continue until you lose total control
>this is the least painful way to an hero
>caution: avoid all assistance devices which might restrict your airways, those WILL CAUSE PAIN AND GREAT SUFFERING

i have used this method on multiple occassions, and it never fails to end up with death

>>740352773
wat

[email protected] Some guy in Vola rooms.

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>>740347349

Think of your borther and the harm you will do to him. If you are willing to face death, you should be willing to face misery (which is temporary and will give way to a better life eventually) for him.

Jump off a roof, or drink chemicals, please suicide and film it.

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>>740352837
He's obvs telling the truth

>>740352773
this, but take a massive bong rip and hold that

>>740350170
your brother is 16, you gonna damage the fuck out of him.

Best way with 100% success rate. Go to sleep and wake up until you don't. Easy

>>740352932
btw, still here bro. we gonna make it till the end. holla at ya boy.

>>740347349
LIVE ANON YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK YOU IF YOU FUCKJING DIE

LIFE IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, OUT OF ALL THE FUCKING THINGS STARDUST FORMED, YOU WERE FUCKING ONE OF THEM AND BECAME SENTIENT

LIVE YOU FUCK, OR GIVE ME YOUR LIFE FORCE IF YOU THROW IT AWAY

>>740347886
Not to mention you live in Australia. Isn't every animal out to kill you down there?

>life sucks
>wants kill self
>smoke weed
>life's good
>profit
>??????

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>>740353085
here some more ass

>>740353103
Have you not been fucking reading. Aus isn't like that, i might fucking kill you instead if this shit keeps up

>>740347349
You're a nigger?

>>740353360
More boobs op

>>740353466
White

It amazes me how so many people don't know why god doesn't answer them. It's so simple.... The bible even tells us why.

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>>740353532
heres tits

>>740353545
see>>740348240

>>740347349
how the fuck do you manage to get sex?

>>740353604
>>740353663
Moar

do you want quick and painless or just quick or just painless?

>>740353360
the ass got boring, want to know why you feel so sad bro. i feel sad too but suicide aint the option.

>>740353627
That's exactly why I said it. You don't believe in god for a reason. If I had to guess you asked him for help at one point and it didn't come. I've had everything I've ever asked from him answered. There's one thing most people don't know about asking for stuff to happen. If you do not FULLY believe 100% that it will happen then it doesn't happen. God only answers those who believe in him. Just about a year ago I sold my car to pay for my house payment, the bank told me it would take at least a month to get me the money due to how I sold it, I needed the money in 2 days or I would of lost my house. I prayed and said thank you for helping me right there. not even 18 hours later the money was in my bank. It's not hard to have god answer your wants/needs, You just have to trust that he will. I believe in god because I've seen/heard some shit that would make you too.

>>740353731
Don't be a fucking beta?
>>740353757
making a webm of her playing with her tits one sec
>>740353801
culmination of things

heroin overdose... easy and pain free and fast

>>740353866
Thanks op dump all you got

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join the army

>>740353860
I think you find in god in things that happen simply because you are looking for it. I have never once asked 'god' for anything, i simply came to the decision at a very young age that 'god' doesn't exist, when you have so many religions in the world all claiming to be true, and the bible is simply lessons written in story format by multiple people who were never the original people that experienced said event. It just becomes increasingly more and more difficult to see how it could be true. You would tell me that the Egyptians were wrong because they believed in multiple gods but they only believed in such things as explanations for things they didn't understand. All you have done is trade a whole lot of gods for one singular god and choose to believe that he is the explanation for everything.

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>>740353989

>>740353989
wanna see her wipe her lips after she swallows my load?

>>740354527
Yes I do! Keep going please

Killing yourself is the most selfish thing you can do and you will ruin your family and friends life

>>740354228

I'm not so sure about that man, I've had a ghost chase me out of a graveyard and as soon as it entered my back window of my car it went from being a little whitish to being the most evil thing I could ever even try to describe, Imagine the scariest movie you've ever seen X100 at least. Another thing that makes be believe in him is when my father was younger he used to enjoy body surfing on the ocean, but one day when the rip tide was too bad he go pulled out into the ocean well beyond the santimonica peer, He said he couldn't see land anymore and the water was cold when he felt something sharp cut his leg open, not even 15 seconds later a blonde surfer came from behind him (Open ocean) and told him to get on, And within 20 seconds of getting on he was back on the beach, when he couldn't even see the land anymore. And when they got back the "guy" told him to be more careful next time, And when my dad turned to see if his family was still there and turned back he was gone, no sign of him anywhere on an open beach. I also didn't pick my religion (I'm Christian) I didn't know which was the correct one to follow when I was younger so I prayed to help me find it. 3 days later I run into pastor Murray in a grocery store.

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If op not kill yet, gl
>http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Information/Suicide_FAQ.html#Oil

>>740347349
>it needs to be something that won't take long enough for someone to save me.
storm the israeli embassy with a cap gun. Enjoy.

>>740347721
is it usual for aussies to get cut?

>>740354685
sounds like psycho induced halucinations, not uncommon in stressful or panic situations, your father probably whole heatedly believes that story but odds are he wasn't that far out and the surfer dude just left and your dad lost sight of him. Same deal with your ghost story, the human brain is capable of some very scary things and is able to trick itself into almost anything. Also coincidence when asking for help is a huge factor, and since religion is so prominent in america running into a pastor isn't an uncommon occurrence

>>740354836
Only if you're a jew

Kek tfw i know that girl she works in the 711 near me and her name is emily..... if you are going to commit suicide tho my dude id talk to someone first.

>>740350170
jump of a building mate its not hard

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>>740354775
sounds dope
>>740354836
I'm not cut, my foreskin just retracts when i get a boner plus shes pulling it down in this pic

>>740347349
Hey dude, where in Australia? This sucks to hear dude, maybe re consider, I know I'm just some random on the internet but it will get better

>>740354996
YOOOO last i heard she was still at china king but ay i did break up with her 5 months or so ago. Who you anyway bro, how you know her (casual bants here not being weird)

>>740354948
While I see where you're coming from I disagree, I could never in a million years try to explain what I seen that day and you try to say my brain made it appear for me and my 2 friends, All seeing the same thing?

>>740355072
Qld i've said it a few times in this thread

>>740354948
Also Pastor Murray lived in Arkansas, I lived in California when I met him.

>>740355157
What part, south etc?

>>740355036
Do you have more op?

Went to the same school grade above hers she was friends with an Ex girl

>>740355156
just do a little google search it's not uncommon for multiple people to halucinate similar things then when discussing it later their brain will alter it to be the same so it makes sense. I think you were just scared. BUT don't get me wrong, im not trying to get you to stop believing, if it helps you then im all for it

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>>740355036
idk man, looks like a scar

>>740355221
yeah south, gold coast area

>>740355242
thats about it sorry
>>740355261
dude you probs know me then. first name?

>>740355295
Whatever we seen got my two friends with their butt's in my windshield screaming and telling me to go faster, Also the ghost in question has been seen but tons and tons of people, not just us. We are the only ones that I'm aware of that seen it's true self. Or at least I hope so.

>>740355299
nah no scar don't know how to prove it to you i don't have any pics with it clearly visible

You first m8

>>740355460
bruh, you know i'm her ex and you've seen my dick cut me some slack

>>740355445
Thanks for making it easier to explain, it was preconceived in your mind that there was a 'ghost' there so when you and your friends freaked, one of you would have tweaked first you all shared the delusion that it was something. It's not that hard to create a conditioned manifestation, Nazi's used to do it to their live test patients back in ww2

You're an aussie go outside walk 50 feet in any direction and you should be able to find something that can kill you no problem

Youre Jack right so lets jsut keep it at that /b/

>>740355342
40 mins away then nigga. If on GC why not just go for a swim and just die that way?

So Jack what else you got

>>740355690
yeah and you are?
also don't go showing her this shit or telling her I don't need to deal with her any more would rather you just save these pics and fap off to them

>>740355769
that's it really she didn't like me taking pics

>>740355650
How about the gravestone that at least 30 people seen and was gone the next day? "Long before said event"

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>>740355787
damn bro, what a way to get caught.

Atleast let the man disapear before you expose him.

>>740347349
barbwire noose, instant head slice going right through the jugular vein

Post more of this girl op

>>740355941
ay nah the bitch was cray, if I don't kark it, I don't want to have to deal with that shit in my already pointless life

I'm totally fine with the dude having the pics though I couldn't care less

>>740347349
What do you mean by quick? Something that kills you instantly? Or within half an hour?

I highly recommend hanging yourself. Just sneak out in the middle of the night and hang yourself in some secluded area. You basically need an uninterrupted half hour and some rope.

Alternatively, since it's Australia, you could just walk outside and pick a fight with the wildlife. I'm sure one of the abominations walking the island would be happy to oblige you.

>>740356048
I'm all out, the rest are basically the same just slightly different

ever had a threesome or some other shit you wanna try. If you want to kill yourself, you might as well have some fun doing it. Whwn money is used commit soduko

>>740348076
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Get out.

Actually you should try suicide. I highly recommend it.

>>740355787
>>740355690
Where'd you go bro I wanna know who you are, these beta's won't find you from your first name alone

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>>740347349
Dude you live in australia, just go outside and stay there untill the wildlife takes you out

>>740356167
What does it matter even if he gives full name, soon will be ded

>>740347349
>Go to multiplex carpark
>Put in headphones at max volume with your favourite song
>put on blindfold
>fall backwards off ledge

You won't know when you're gonna die, you'll simply just stop.

>>740356257
Peace of mind? Satisfaction?

>>740356361
Meant like why would it matter to him if we got his details, because you know ded

>>740347349
How about stop being such a little wuss and not.

>>740356509
>>740356361
I am op, other dude probs only knows my first name but it seems he's peaced out

>>740356530
let the wuss go, let natural selection take its course.

>>740356582
ok, well either way why don't you just go for a midnight swim, pretty much guaranteed way to die

>>740347349
if you have depression you should tell why, then see if we can help you or someone that you know, i guess that in australia you have free medical care so if you feel bad go see a psychologist that could help you. also try to study something, i know people who paid their studies working really hard. try to find motivation somwhere. i don't know you but killing yourself won't resolve anything. dude, just fight, try to have a healthy way of life, i'm not talking about diet or sport (which actually helps) but about mental. think the more positively you can. dude just fight if you want to be happy nothing is easy but with work almost everything is possible. read some stories about people who had a tough life but could overcome their problems.

>>740356582
barbwire noose, it takes your head clean off in a matter of seconds, especially with a jump.

>>740356790
Dope

>>740356742
Exactly, op tell us what's wrong and we'll help you, you'll always have /b with you

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With whatever money you have left, buy some food supplies, water, snacks etc.
Just drive or take a bus to a nature reserve/park, hike around, trek to the top of a hill. Sit, think, look around, listen to some good music. If you still want to die after that. Just jump from a very high place. It's the quickest and most painless way to go.

>>740356742
let natural selection happen, if someone want's to kill themselves I say let them as they will not contribute much if they are depressed all the time and with every attempt, they waste medical resources that could go to a child in need.

>>740356742
kill a child or save OP who will keep attempting, your choice.

>>740356881
Anon I think if the only shoulder left to cry on is /b/, then suicide is more than justified

>>740356905
you can't talk about natural selection when it comes to humans and society. first of all we are a sociable species so one of our instincts is to protect other people, second of all modern society is very complex and gives us problems that don't exist in nature plus the fact that our intelligence makes us think and sometimes it's a problem even if you're rich beautiful and successful

>>740348112
>I want to kill myself
>But it has to be painless

Anyone who says these 2 words is a fucking pussy
You wont kill your self because of pain!?
The sole reason to kill yourself is to stop the suffering that is your life but i guess your life isnt bad enough

>>740357037
not true b is actually the simpliest shoulder to cry on since we are anonymus. doing it in real life is way more difficult

>>740357188
does that change the limits on resources physically available? does it change that we still act like animals just with different names for what those actions are like using our instincts to lure a mate to pass your genes onto or using are logistics to Hurd are pray into stocks and keep the population at a number in which we can mass produce food out of them, we claim territory and get very aggressive at other tribes that do not belong to our specific tribe trying to claim our land, and we phase out bad genetics naturally by letting them die or ostracizing them from the society. how is it this hard to see we still use natural selection at all times in our societies?

>>740357188
we are animals just with bigger brains than most other species.

>>740347349
M8, you live in Australia. Just
Go walk in some grass and something'll bite you

>>740357804
Explain whales

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>>740348112
>>740347349
helium method is easiest.
Also jumping off from heights is a good method I recently thought of. Like get a rent in a high building for a night or two, then jump off from there.

I also thought about buying metal wire, and using a simple PC plug. Simply strip cable, make longer wires, and then put the wires like wrapped around my arm / legs / whatever. Then plug it in. Should not be too painful (I mean its electrocution), and it works.

Also good luck OP, we will meet there!

yes we are animals i've never denied that but since we are more intelligent our insticts have a more complex origin since we think. plus killing yourself isn't a normal instinct it's a conclusion based in deep thinking, the primal instinct is normally to survive no matter what

>>740357903
they don't need the type of thinking we do and I don't see them building underwater cities any time soon.

>>740358002
just give me a good reason to kill yourself

>>740358168
> just give me a good reason to kill yourself
A what? Wha.... what?
Brainfart?

>>740358168
I don't know him and I could tell you a good reason. he doesn't want to contribute to society any longer and if we keep him around it's a drain on resources that could have gone to better use like for instance, a kid who wants to be a doctor and discovers a cure for cancer all because he had the resources of someone who didn't want to contribute to society any longer.

>>740358415
and what if he had a hidden talent that could lead him to accomplish something important but by killing himself nothing will be done. what about convincing him of contribute to society and himself so that he can do something of his life and maybe make something important

Listen to me you little shit, you've gone 13 billion years without living. People care about you, so you can muster enough courage to stick around for ~100 years. You've been given a gift, to believe in the best time to be in the whole of human history. You walk on the graves of a hundred billion souls that have suffered, and you have the nerve to complain?

You're sick. You're not special, or enlightened. You have a mental illness. Get help.

>>740360524
fucking auto-correct. Live, not believe.

>>740347349
Fuck off. Hurrrr how do I kill myself... hurrrr

>>740360524
dude being harsh doesn't help him

>>740360757
It's not harsh, it's a reality check. One he desperately needs.

>>740360892
he's not sick, just sad

>>740347349
You live in Australia just walk outside I guarantee something will kill you

>>740361214
Suicidal thoughts. That's a sickness. A mental disorder. His mind is not right, he's sick.

>>740354685
Have u never heard of surfin' Jesus?

>>740360524
Ya know anon, of all the years I spent on 4chan that's the shit I like to see. Yes he is sick suicidal people have depression and that's a mental illness he does need help maybe your words of encouragement will help him realize life isn't shitty all the time. Even with depression he should try to go to a professional and get help especially when you're feeling like that. Everyone needs a reality check sometime and as someone who actually suffers from depression I liked everything you had to say.

>>740348240
think about how it'll fuck your brother's life up

>>740348112
Huff a lot of solvents like axe or contact cement until u die of heart failure or become a retard

>>740348240
I swear to God, just drop acid like two tabs of acid.
Just gets rid of suicidal thoughts like nothing else.

>>740361712
Meh...try he should try shrooms instead they're much safer and they don't burn a hole in your brain

drugs aren't a long term solution. we have to know what's wrong and then take a decision about which solution is the best

>>740347349
op, don't look porn, edge, masturbate, have sex or ejaculate for a month and see what it does for you