g'morning anon. hope u slept well. tell me why you will

There are still drugs to be done, sex to be had, and rock and roll to be played.

Good question, probably because I'm too much of a pussy to go through with it.

>>740343470
one day i will inevitably die, I don't see any compelling reason to hurry that along

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>>740343528
congrats on non-fagdom.
>>740343529
what drugs? what rock u listening to nowadays?
>>740343564
congrats on being strong enough to live.
>>740343651
good thinking.

i want to get some puss first

>>740343470
nah bitch i just got the good shit. gonna have to be at least until next week

>>740343470
because I have a slight chance of doing what you gif is doing...

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>>740344061
g'luck man. i hope u gain pussy access soon.
>>740344119
what good shit u got?
>>740344130
g'luck with that.

Because I'm playing that long game suicide. I'll just keep drinking, smoking, doing drugs, fucking bitches, eating shitty food, and eventually my body will give out.

People think i just like to party but secretly i do it so i can die sooner.

>>740343470
Kek play that clip and this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjEF5PQBuTg

>>740343681
A whole lot of MDMA, Weed, LSD, and Cocaine. Listening to that good shit.

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>>740344291
good plan.
how is it going so far ?>>740344308
cool. i'm trying to get some edibles this weekend. wish me luck.

>>740344364
Well I currently have a fatty liver so I'm getting somewhere. I can't just outright kill myself. It'll break my kids heart. I'm looking at going around 50. I got 20 years left.

I am working on a big writing project. Also cowardice.

>>740343470
I won't kill myself today because I'm getting drunk and about to go skateboarding

>>740343470
Because I still believe europe can be saved from the sandniggers

my dog. im the only person that he's not scared of, so i have to take care of him.

>>740343470
I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids

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>>740344814
protip: it won't

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>>740344900
Then I will just fucking an hero

>>740344838
anon, you just broke my fucking heart
i hope that dog lives a long and happy life

>>740343470

It's not the time suffering is petty.

>>740343470
Cause I have a dentist appointment, and breaking appointments is bad.

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>>740343470
Death is non-experiencing. Life is experiencing, add to that that life has a limited time already set to it. Why would I end it pre-emptively?

>>740343470
https://youtu.be/JwfNASlfkbA

Gonna go home to gf later today, and spend the night there. Gonna be real fun.

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>>740344600
why a fatty liver?
>>740344625
what will u write about?
>>740344727
drinking and skateboarding sounds unsafe. u've done that before?
>>740344814
lets hope so.
>>740344838
good u care about ur dog.
>>740344894
morning catholic bro.
>>740345008
aww
>>740345045
teeth cleaning?
>>740345061
great way of thinking.
>>740345105
awww. yall going to cuddle and stuff?

>>740345161
Good morning OP. How's life?

>>740345161
Wisdom teeth removal (two of them)

>>740345161
Yeah boi, lots of cuddling and stuff.

>>740344963
you just bring your ass to papa burgerland and we'll kiss your booboos and make it all better

>>740345327
I want papa burgerland to kiss my booboos and make it all better.

>>740343470
I'm less than a year away from getting my MBA degree.
I'm probably about a couple months away from getting promoted to manager.
I'm a week away from going on vacation and visiting my online teenage girlfriend for the first time.

Life's good. Why kill myself?

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Because I'm aroused by the possibility that my mom might get fucked by my bully.

>>740345389
he will and call you son even if you're a women

>>740345161
From all the drinking. I drink almost every night.

>>740343470
You always create these thread while using a sexual video or gif. What's the purpose? Reminding anons that they are unhappy because they are virgins and hopefully, somehow, trigger their desire for suicide?

>>740345550
probably

>>740345482
did you just assume my meme?
I want a B52 to pick me up

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>>740343470
meds be keeping me calm. plus too pussy to commit

Why do these threads always have "kill yourself" in all caps? You're pathetic for posting this shit, you're better off dead.

>>740345693
You might have autism, anon.

>>740345736
the fuck is that gel for?

I like to read these threads in the morning

>>740344291
Dad?

>>740345839
testosterone replacement

Because I rented a uhaul truck for Sunday so I don't want to lose my deposit

>>740345830
that's probable too

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>>740345217
tis ok, man.
>>740345271
wow, u getting old anon.
>>740345282
awww.. i miss cuddling.
except when its too hot.
>>740345453
sounds like all great things.
>>740345481
well at least you found your fetish.
>>740345550
idk. but that's a good theory.
>>740345693
yeah probably.
>>740345769
totally pathetic.
>>740345865
hi there. how r u?
>>740345903
son?

>>740345736
Testosterone should be injected you dumbass. Kill yourself.

>>740346091
Ok is better than bad, I suppose.

>>740345161
It's a vidya that's fantasy in the vein of Dark Souls, in the way that the current story is the focus, but there's cryptic bullshit that forms a history to the world

>>740346091
Like James? You said you didnt go on 4chan timestamp or faek

>>740343470
Cop bro here. Got the weekend off so gonna chill with the gf and laze around. Just realized that a while of pretty heavy drinking is catching up with me. Gonna have to slow down.

>>740343470
there's a con on tomorrow
also I don't believe in the afterlife
and I kinda enjoy life even if it is mostly playing vidya

>>740346092
literally says for external use on the packet

Because im currently not seething with rage, self pity and chest burning like i shot a ton of vodka. Tomorow however...

today is friday, go to bar meet ppl day. too good of a day to die

>>740346091
thread is more active this morning.

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>>740346126
yeah, it's friday.
start of the weekend.
I did have a meeting yesterday at work, where i was kind of the star. and my boss gave me a compliment after. so there's that. >>740346136
bloodborne?
>>740346142
huh?>>740346165
yeah don't abuse it.
enjoy time with gf.
put penis in her vagina.>>740346184
great.
>>740346288
nice dubs. congrats on not having rage and pity.>>740346290
i agree.
>>740346344
nice dubs. agreed.
friday i guess people are more expressive.

>>740343470
Yo fucking faggot can you kill yourself today?

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>>740346477
nice dubs. probably not anon, but thanks for asking.
how r u today?

I'm working on earning some extra money so I can leave it to my mother as she lives alone so once I obtain enough, I'm out.

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>>740346632
thats great man, but also stay alive so your mom would be happy for you too.

>>740346460
Cool. Always good to be in the spotlight a little.

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>>740346874
indeed.
how was ur work week?
found any new astral bodies in space?

>>740346919
Nah, this week was nothing special at work. At home, however...

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>>740346961
oh yeah.
almost forgot it's sex week at home.
#cuepornmusic.
you guys still exhausting each others sex organs?

>>740347058
I got her this time. Not much of an accomplishment, though, she can't tire me out when she's all tied up.

I got work at 4pm and I can't leave my mom alone in this world

>>740343470
idk i have come to realize i need to change, and if that doesnt work i need to dissapear

>>740343470
I don't have to. In fact, nobody has to. It is merely a matter of time.

>>740346460
Thanks. It's just hard to cut back when you can't be fun or the happy light hearted person people want without drinking. Gf unknowingly kinda is pressuring me to drink bc she can't deal with depressed me. But I kinda realized I can be normal new without drinking that much, and I don't wanna be like fatty liver anon, no offense. I'm only 25 and its hitting hard. I quit smoking so dialing back a bit should be doable. Plus it saves a fuck ton on money. Now I only have to worry about the sad thoughts that will get worse... kek.

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>>740347136
nice...
how long is your sex window?
>>740347149
tis good you care about ur mom.
>>740347167
change. go for it.
>>740347197
indeed. death is inevitable, why rush it.
>>740347233
dude you can do whatever you want, including "acting drunk and carefree" w/o the drunk crutch.

>>740347315
We've got 4 more days at this rate. I'll cherish every single one.

>>740343470
gotta mow my grandmothers lawn

Jury's still out

>>740347315
if it wont work out, then its time to dissapear
Dissapearing will be hard, since that will upset my family/ we'll see

>>740347315
Yeah man ik thanks. Will put penis in her vagina this weekend and try to be more carefree without it. Your threads are a good thing. But may I ask, why do you post porn with every one? Ik it's a signature, but I'm wondering if you watch a lot of porn.

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>>740347427
four days of funk-nasty-sex.
cool
>>740347499
nice dubs.
mow it well.
>>740347504
mis-trial. gotta live.
>>740347558
how do you plan to disappear?
>>740347679
no particular reason.
i just have a ton of gifs.

>>740347923
We only have super kinky bondage sex once during the week. Tonight I'm planning a good old fashioned romantic lovemaking session.

>>740347923
Prolly Kms
since family looks sad everytime they see me

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I'm getting closer to hooking up with my dream girl

>>740343470
No reason. At all. Aside from i dont want to upset people.

Myself tho?

I quit. Fuck this life and everything about it. Im too exhausted to care anymore

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>>740343470
I enjoy Hentai too much to an hero

>>740344291
That was my goal until i crashed my shit the other day.

Now i get to die sad and lonely at 100 years fycking old.

>>740344814
LOL

It is far too late anon.

>>740344727
This anon gonna skateboard drubk and i can hardly speak drunk

>>740345550
Banged 30 or so broads.
Still depressed and hate myself. Gimme a rope

>>740346165
Hey anon. Got a dui in kansas. Had a cdl.

First offence.

Court next week.

No cops at the scene.

What kind of punishment u reckon im in for?

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>>740348152
tis good to have balance and variety.
no body like the lovey dovey stuff all the time
no body like being destroyed all the time too.>>740348155
nice dubs. but are you happy when u look in the mirror?
>>740348334
g'luck man.
>>740348440
how did you crash ur shit?
>>740348505
i know right. crazy.
>>740348595
vagina isn't the key to happiness.
what else do you do with your life?

>>740348747
Funny you say destroyed, before we got married I was terrified that I was too thick and I would hurt her.

>>740348747
Essentially i do nothibg with my life. I dont remember shit but im told i was piloting my var hammered wich i NEVER do and drove off the road slow as fuck ibto a shollow ditch and got stuck. Ambulance came, abducted me against my will, coos came, took me to jail.... etc.

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>>740348822
nice dub-a-dubs.
did she adjust, or did you make ur dick smaller? lol. >>740348872
sucks that happen.
how do you plan to recover?

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>>740348747
if i'm happy if i look into the mirror?, what kind of Question is that?, But ofcourse not i'm a disgusting no lifer, i average 270, hours in 2 weeks thats fcking pathetic

>>740348962
Turns out that I just have to spend a lot of time on foreplay so the damn thing goes in smoothly. First time we made love I had to pull out because she wasn't wet enough.

>>740348962
Oay a fuckton of money, likely do some jail time, they made me quit drinking....


So my recovery okan is too be even sader and broker than normal and without booze to cope maybe be depressed enough to finally eat a 12 guage and kms.

>>740348699
Nice dubs. (Not legal council blah blah) how old are you? Got a lawyer? Decent driving record, meaning no reckless or crazy speeding charges? Lawyer?
>no cops at the scene
Did you take the test and was it like 2 or 3 times limit?
Where you cooperative? Depends on all that but you probably get a slap on the wrist, criminally.

Bad news is I'm pretty sure in Kansas if you are convicted you lose your cdl for 1 year minimum.

>>740343470
Because I like my life. I have everything I need. If there is anything I want, all I need is to save for it.

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>>740349042
if ur not happy, u should make a change.
do you have any money saved to quit ur job and search for another?>>740349078
#bigCatholicDickProblems
>>740349275
that's nice of you to give some legal advice anon.
>>740349465
that's great u love life man.

>>740349869
Lmao, yeah. She loves it though, that's all that matters.

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>>740350237
wknd plans?

>>740350325
Hang out with the family. Nothing special.

>>740350325
Gonna make the most of those 4 days I have left for making love.

>>740349869
no i've got no money saved to do anything if i had money saved to do anything i would go on vacation, since maybe that would help
sitting inside for 3 years without friends isnt good for anyone bro

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>>740350487
cool beans.
>>740350973
sounds like an excellent plan.

>>740344186

Sauce

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>>740351196
none.

>>740351196
He never has sauce, anon.
>>740351133
Yeah. Living the dream. I love my life so much.

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.>>740351359
>He never has sauce, anon.
never.

if anyone's wondering, OP's gif is of Madisin Lee

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>>740351860
which one?

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I like a girl, I sent her a message saying how are you?, She replied but didn't ask how I was, should I just give up?

Pic related

>>740351724
I'm not going to kill myself because anon told me who the girl in this gif was. right anon?

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because it would be so easy for every shit that comes at me.

goddamn sure as hell i'm going to die but i SWEAR it would be a hard task to achieve.

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>>740352350
don't give up so soon.
but ask her something other than standard conversation stuff.
girls like to be entertained with dumb shit in texts.
Ask her something like...
"tell 3 things about yourself, 2 true, and 1 a lie and I'll guess which one is not true".
Stupid as fuck, but dumb shit like that makes the conversation fun for them, and they get into the convo.
G'luck.
If she's totally unresponsive to everything, forget that bitch.
>>740352364
congrats on learning that then.
>>740352453
congrats on being hard to kill.

>>740352996
Do you want to know how I broke the ice with my wife before asking her out? I asked her, "If pollen is tree sperm and we aren't consenting to breathing it in, does that mean that we're all being raped by trees?" Something weird but not too weird that'll get her more interested in conversation.

Because my fuckbuddy is coming over tomorrow to hang out and fuck all day. Today would be a really shitty day to die.

>>740352996

Thanks bro, but we have already been on 2 dates, best time I've ever had, and I think she enjoyed it since we spent 8 hours together both times, even paid for my Uber home so I'm just confused, maybe some girls aren't the texting type?

Still have 12 fucking days before I can afford the gun

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>>740353281
lol. that's pretty funny.
>>740353390
have fun putting penis into her vagina.
>>740353397
seriously don't apply logic to women's behavior.
shit they do don't make sense.
Make ur self busy, keep yourself happy.
It's great you had a good time, but don't pine after her.
If she likes the way she felt with you, she'll communicate back.
>>740353478
what kind of gun?
why not do something else with the money, like rent a hooker?

>>740353564
Dunno yet, whatever will definitely be instantaneous
The thought of paid sex grosses me out

>>740353478
Cop bro here. Shooting yourself in the head isn't a quick death. Don't do it anon.

>>740353765
Even with a shotgun?

>>740353780
Even with a shotgun. Anyone who says otherwise is lying. Trust me.

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>>740353751
well how about using the money for something that doesn't gross u you out that u enjoy instead of death ?
>>740353765
same cop bro as yesterday? if so looks like we have another regular here @catholicBro.
>>740353780
seems like it would be difficult to do with a shotgun.
>>740353821
so u don't die. you just end up fucked up looking?

>>740353821
I think you're shittin me, still going to though, even have people egging me on now so

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>>740353875
sounds like a waste...
you shouldn't do it.

>>740353397
If you hit it off on those dates then she's probably not good at texting.
>>740353564
She thought so, that's what matters.

>>740353868
>well how about using the money

Because my brain's been Swiss-cheeses and I can't have a personal thought without everyone in a five mile radius hearing it
Suicide is best option at this point, it's the only tangible thing that provides genuine ease and comfort

>seems like it would be difficult

Naw, just put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger

>>740353945
Of what? A shitty life for other people to exploit?
Fuuuuuuuck that
Gears are already set in motion and at this point it'll either be war or an act of God to stop it

>>740353765
tell that to r budd dwyer. looks pretty quick to me, "cop" bro.

>>740353765
tell that to r budd dwyer. looks pretty quick to me, "cop" bro.>>740343470

>>740349275
Meh, fuck my cdl. It dicked me out of a diversion anyway. I fues soneone called me in and the amberlamps came and got me. Feom what im told i asked them several times to leave me the hell alone but appologized profusely and was cooperative.

Got a really expensice lawyer with a severalgood referals. Not looking for legal advice just your opinion ;)

Didnt even get asked about a breath test and pretty sure the cops illegally got my blod test at the hospital that i didnt even know they did and didnt consent to or deny. .369bac...

>>740353868
Same cop bro as sending peeps to fuck you in the ass state prison and cutting down on the booze. And giving dui guy the bad news.
>>740353875
Fuck people. Feeling bad is a confirmation you are alive. Things don't get better instantly. Change up your routine. Take a cold shower. And I'm not shitting you I promise you. Ever been hunting? Also, I've done several tours and can confirm it fucking won't. You will suffer. But you don't gotta believe me.

>>740353564

Thanks, but you don't suggest me spilling my guts out to her that I like her, and just see the response, because I can't stop thinking does she like me or not?

>>740353960

That's what I'm thinking, she does take hours for the 'read blue ticks' to pop up but that just makes me think maybe she's busy with someone else

>>740343470
Quit my shitty job that's been making life hell for years, my depression and anxiety aren't as bad as they used to be, current girlfriend is mega supportive and is the kinkiest lay I've ever had and I'll be starting university in September studying a subject that although isn't very vocational, is something I've been heavily interested in for years. Life is looking up.

Hope you guys are all doing well.

>>740353765
Fuck... really? All my friends keep shooting themselves in the chest but i figured eating a 12 guage would be instantainious.

>>740354246
Appreciate the sentiment man but you have idea what kind of insoluble shit pit I'm in
Please just trust me when I say I'm comfortable with dying at this point inn my life, try to see it as an old man pulling the plug rather than an angsty teen

>>740353868
Difficult? Nah. Most 12 guage have a little bitty nub for a front site and u can srick a toe on the trigger

>>740353875
What assholes. I will get on here and joke about it because dark humor is the only tine i can grin anymore bit people egging u on is fucking sick. Tape that sgit and email it to the cops before you an hero. Those mutherfuckers need taught a lesson

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>>740353960
>If you hit it off on those dates then she's probably not good at texting.
tho that's possible. i don't beleive. most girls are addicted to their phone and text 24h a day.
there is no way they didn't see ur text or just "forgot" to respond.
>>740354000
nice trips.
>>740354098
you should not do it, but well seems like you're dead set on ending it all.
it's your right. G'luck, i hope you don't suffer.
>>740354246
cool beans.
nice to have another regular around these parts, copbro.
what kind of cop are you?
detective, patrolman, dea, ... ?
>>740354246
>Fuck people. Feeling bad is a confirmation you are alive. Things don't get better instantly. Change up your routine. Take a cold shower. And I'm not shitting you I promise you. Ever been hunting? Also, I've done several tours and can confirm it fucking won't. You will suffer. But you don't gotta believe me.
this.
>>740354287
>Quit my shitty job that's been making life hell for years, my depression and anxiety aren't as bad as they used to be, current girlfriend is mega supportive and is the kinkiest lay I've ever had and I'll be starting university in September studying a subject that although isn't very vocational, is something I've been heavily interested in for years. Life is looking up.
that is all excellent news.
>>740354287
>Hope you guys are all doing well.
thanks, for the well wishes. back at ya.
>>740354370
why are ALL your friends KILLING THEMSELVES ?
>>740354400
how can you kill yourself after getting dub-a-dubs like that? it's a sign of life.
>>740354422
you just got dub-a-dubs AGAIN two times in a row.
on a follow on post.
definitely a sign of life and living.

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>>740354544
wow, i got dubs too.

>>740354490
Nah, it's done discretely so they can't be charged but I don't like using the law against people anyway
>>740354544
Nice dubs
Or it could mean the total opposite

>>740354400
Well, get a gun and go fight for your country or something. If you don't want to live anymore at least die for something (or someone) you care.

>>740354544
Well, 2 last year and i'm almost certain another few will soon... i dont have a lot of friends left. And both friends that an hero did it like an hour after hanging out. We mafe plans and then instead of learning to grill or fixing anons truck i am watching everyone i love break down every 4 seconds.

I'm to physically and emotionally exhausted to even care anymore.

Got a few days of jail comming up. 90% sure i'm just gonna wait till night shift at county settles in and fucking hang myself with my ripped up bed sheet...

>>740354544
My wife often forgets to respond, she's usually just busy.

>>740354231
Meh, see if they have to admit you to the hospital, they are gonna take your blood anyway. But having an experienced lawyer is good. Prolly no jail time, around a grand fine. License revoked for a bit and community service possibly. Wear a suit and get a hair cut. Look clean. It will help.

>>740354370
>fuck... really?
Really.
>12 gauge to the chest
Effective at killing someone and stopping the threat. Actually killing them fast? Nah.
>>740354544
Nice dubs. Basically I'm a detective.
>>740354400
>4400
Nice double dubs. Things can always change, and rarely the way you expect. Gotta be in the game for it to happen.
>>740354702
Kek I did this. Your results will vary.

>>740354702
I would but they're all secure, even giving my life for their sake is pointless

>>740354673
I dont eaither. But i am insanely triggered by this. My friend who was 19 and just killed himself i just found out was provoced by some cunty bitches. I'm a little older tham him and gis dad is one of my best friends. He has a sgop we drank beer and work in after work 3 days a week or so. Those guys are like family. I would proudly have called him my little brother.

Fucking kid reminded me so much of myself. Do dumb shit and get in trouble. Blatantly ignore my advice with a shit eating grin all the time.

He was a little honrey but a good kid.

He finally got his shit together, got a house, job, girl, truck etc... and it all went to shit at once. He couldnt handle it.

Miss that crazy kid tons. Just like i miss my best friend every second of every day.

Life fucking sucks bit its even harder with cunts goading u over the edge

>>740354837
Cool. Will do. I was odly most worried about this. Its not even ina couthouse in podunk usa here. I think its the city water council office. But yeah, between the weddings and funerals lately i gotta snazzy few sets of walmart slacks and button ups... thanks. Only a grand or so is doable plus lawyer stuff. Skipping jail woukd be nice but again, small town. 2 of my best friends are jailers. One says he makes some bomb oatmeal and the food aint bad. So...

>>740354837
Nah, my friends used pistols. I meant 12 guage to the dome.

I always figured i would rig up all my guns on a rope to the triggers or a better way i cant say but they wouldnt even find my teeth...

>>740343470
'cause I'm going to see The Shins on Tuesday.

>>740355074
Jesus, sorry to hear that man
This is just a depressive, peaceful slumber for me though
I'm genuinely happy looking forward to it
Honestly fuck the people who goade me anyway, they may get something coming to them but who knows, this is more about me than them

>>740353821
Bullshit. I worked processing film for a PD in college and have seen 3 shotgun deaths. In each case, it blew their head almost fucking off. You're an idiot.

>>740355306
It. Won't. The body fights to survive. And every millisecond of that will be the most indescribable pain. Like I said, don't have to believe me. There are better reasons to be alive, but ultimately that's one that stopped me at rock bottom. If I didn't know that I might have. But I do know it.

>>740355359
I get it man. It sucks and i wish i could talk you out of it. Bit o dont wanna prolong someones suffering. I was so oissed at these guys but after my breakdown and almost doing the same i understand it.

Life can just fucking suck.

>>740343470
Because I'm too much of a pussy to do it

>>740343470
I've already killed myself.

>>740355490
Ok there head gets blown off. Every seen someone's head get blown off?
>idiot
I'm real scared bud.
>almost

Tomorrow you might take one of those really blissful dumps. You know the kind of poop that knocks you down a pants size? Yeah...

>>740355585
Well, ive been tortured to the point i hyperventilated until i passed out repeatedly for 3 or 4 days that fealt like 100 years... it sucks but i can take it. Im more conscerned about going to hekk only to find out they were murdered or it was an accident somehow....

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>>740354702
this.
>>740354834
yup.
>>740354903
disagree.
>>740355357
what's The Shins ?
>>740355685
>Life can just fucking suck.
life seems to rock back and forth between sucking and not sucking with periods of boredom in btw.
shit is normal, roll with it.
>>740355744
dubs say u are not telling the truth

>>740355811
Then use that curiosity as a drive. It's something at least.

For all my depressed bros, cold showers. Ice cold.

>>740343470
Because its cheat day you SOB.

>>740343470
I got 80 bucks left in my account, was going to wait til that's gone.

>>740355357
At Vina Robles?

>>740343470
Wow, one of my favorite scenes of all time! Good taste anon.

>>740343470
The fear of failing and winding up disabled. I'd say my family, but honestly that's not even holding me up anymore

>>740356171
Kek that's a good reason.

Fucked a milf, in her and her boyfriend's bed then in their shower, got to bust in her poop shute as well.

>>740355849
It's a band

>>740356309
Uh..says Stage AE on the tickets. It's in Pittsburgh.

Because I have a good job and make good money.But I'm lonely as fuck.

Also I'm a coward.

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>>740356077
dubs of good advice.
>>740356171
what u going to eat?
>>740356198
or get more bucks and keep living.
>>740356328
thanks bro.
>>740356402
nice.
>>740356424
thanks for the education.
>>740356475
i hope you find more friends and companions soon.

thread death?

>>740343470
I gotva date wit yuo mothet

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seems like thread is dyiig.
see you tommorrow copbro, catholicbro, other anons.
i'mma go play some vidya.

>>740355760
Can you repost this in English?

>>740357167
Cop bro here.
Later bro. Grocery shopping eyyy lul.

I believe in you guys. Things change. Cold showers seriously try it.

>>740357378
Nah I'm on my phone don't feel like it. Pretty sure you get the message. If not oh well.

>>740343529
\m/

>>740343470
lol they're trying to make a baby