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Okay, listen newfags and summerfags, since 4chan is such a kind and helpful community, we've decided to share our favourite way of making your computer run faster. Simply delete the "system 32" folder as the picture suggests and your computer will be running like a fresh new gaming PC.

Getting rid of this virus from your computer will work wonders!
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Old news.
Try something else.
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>>740337563
I do this everytime I upgrade to a new box.
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>>740337563
I didn't expect this to do anything but this made my pc so much faster, thank you so much anon
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>>740337563
prove it to us, screenshot and timestamp
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>>740337665
it's not that hard idiot. just delete the fucking folder and ignore all warnings (it's just a junk folder) then reboot your pc.

pc will boot now 2-3 times faster. enjoy.
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Ok, I did this but my computer won't boot again. Did I do something wrong anon?
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>>740337839
Oh lord, not another one...
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Cheap troll, end yourself fag.
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>>740337839
you probably didn't delete everything yet.

by the way, on a 64-bit system you need to delete the "SysWow64" folder too.
That's because all 64-bit versions of Windows since version 7 ship with a trial version of World Of Warcraft, so better delete that shit.
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>>740337563
What folder is that in? /bin? /dev? /usr? I can't seem to find it.
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>>740338217
Install a proper OS you fucking Linux peasant
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>>740338151
Thanks for mentioning that, I forgot to mention how to do it on a 64bit system
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>>740338151
It's true guys, there's an actual World Of Warcraft folder in there. How did I not know this yet?
deleting right now.
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>>740338499
Huehuehue
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Bumping cause more people need to know about this ingenious trick.
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People aren't actually falling for this right?
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Doesn't everyone already know that you're supposed to do this? I thought it was common knowledge at this point. Fucking stupid newfags.
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>>740338954
Falling for what? This is a genius hack that gave my system a GTX 1080 performance boost
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>>740339070
Oh wow, it actually works. Looks like I was being a cunt for nothing.
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>>740337563
Maybe don't use a picture labeled hoax
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>>740338403
he didn't lie guys. what the fuck is World Of Warcraft doing in my Windows folder?? Fuck you Microsoft.
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Are you 12?
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>>740339255
The word "hoax" is there because Microsoft don't want you to know about this amazing secret
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fucking summerfag actually did it
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>>740339283
considering what a bloated piece of shit windows is these days, this doesn't surprise me. also deleting.
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Those of you saying it doesn't work are clearly jealous apple fags who want this kind of performance boost on their macs
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>>740339283
>>740338499
>>740338151
Fuck you, I've been using Windows for 2 years and you're only telling me about this now? I don't even play video games, why does Windows come with that shit.
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>>740339383
which one? every post so far has been ironic.
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>>740337563
You can't even delete system 32 since like... vista?
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>>740340511
you should probably look up the term irony then cause I can confirm this actually works
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>>740340689
L0L SO WITTY DON TRIPS! KEKKK IamBEIngIroNiCenouGH
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>>740337563
WOW!!! THANS! this sped up my computer so much!!!! It now run ate 715 Megabytes per hour!!
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>>740340915
816 mb/h bitch get on my fucking level
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>>740340915
>>740341103
bitch my pc runs
>8 minutes per hour
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i deleted sys32 along with WOW trial,
i am god now
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>>740341188
I lost way harder to this than I should have
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>>740339283
They should have put Call Of Duty in there or something, but World Of Warcraft? lmaoo nigga
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>>740338288
The only time linux and peasants are used in the same sentence is when you describe what linux users call windoze users
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>>740338217
For you its

rm -rf /
As root

If root is disabled:

sudo rm -rf /

Thank me later ;)
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>>740338151
I can confirm this
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I did this to my computer last year, I will never regret it. PubG runs so damn smooth
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Bumping to help out newfags
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Thanks for the tips, after deleting that file, my computer got faster in load computer and I have more memory to spare!
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>>740345797
you're welcome /b/ro
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>>740337563
SHIT NIGGER I GOT FREE CP FROM THIS
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Can I do this on my Chromebook?
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>>740337563
holy shit anon you just saved my 250 gb hard drive
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>>740337563
I just did this. And my Android phone has never been faster! Thank you!
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>>740346693
>windows
>android
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>>740337563
okayyy hurrr durrrrrrr
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Running smoothly now, thanks
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*Confused Screaming*
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>>740341874
>running a console in root
>not requiring sudo password for every command
its like you want to be hacked
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>>740337563
I did this and my mac is running like when I first got it back in 1984.
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ha ha very funny op
now tell me how to fix it
i treid it on my dads comp and a now it doesnt work

its his work computer and hes going to be home soon.
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>>740347355
prove it and take a pic of the computer screen.
if you did everything right it should run faster now.
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>>740347573
Exactly, you must have done something wrong dude
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Holy shit, just did this, and it gave me 5 more RAMs! Thanks 4chan!
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Also in regedit: HKLM/SECURITY/SAM/SAM is a virus too. delete immediately however you wish.
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>>740348007
ok daft punk
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I go to try it m8
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>>740337563
Dude, thank you so much!
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>>740337954
Don't listen to this cheap troll, he's just tryna troll the newfags and summerfags into not getting the performance they paid for.
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>>740347939
>>740347573
newfags, that's stolen from an old thread.
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Here is a video proving how fast it will be once you do it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmozkwkZNNY
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How the fuck do people still fall for this? It should be common knowledge that this is a troll by now
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>>740349107
WHat do you mean "fall for this" this is a trick that actually works
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>>740349107
The video proves that it works.
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>>740339310
no u
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>>740348608
I can´t believe this video has been up all this time. Everyone shold do this trick before Gatesfags erase this thread.
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>>740337563
Thanks, newfag here!
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tbh, most people wont reply that fell for this cuz their computers gone
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>>740337563
What if I'm a mac user
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>>740351556
If only one person tried this, this thread would be a win already.
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>>740338954
It's an old PC gaming trick to speed up processors. Don't fucking share to newfags. Wtf!
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>>740339255
It's supposed to be haxs
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>>740340026
>
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>>740346450
I came buckets
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>>740346515
Yup. Windows anything
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There is no way someone is this stupid
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>>740351660
what did he mean by that, of course this thread is a win cause my pc runs snappy as fuck now
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>>740351598
Then stand in the corner and be ashamed
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>>740337563
Ive got a bunch of pussys by following your instructions, thanks OP
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>>740352029
same, /b/ro
my own mom is giving me a bj right now, all thanks to this epic thread.
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>>740352345
wait what
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>>740352500
Lol
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remember microwave charging
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>>740352710
Oh yeah, for the iPhone. What was it called, "iWave" or something?
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>>740352796
I bet the new macbook air has wave charging :)
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>>740353094
I bet it's water proof too
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>>740353204
wanna make an
>advertisement
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>>740353900
dubs confirm new macbook air is waterproof
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>>740353936
gonna make a bread for this brb
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>>740353204
>>>740354030
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>>740337563

Built a PC last year and it started to slow down recently, it really freed up my processor after I deleted system 32.
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>>740337563
Can confirm, also installing redhat 4.2 or higher lets you tak advantage of all the benefits full system access tp the linux kernel provides
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>>740354155
Deleting System32 is the first thing you should do after a fresh install of Windows.
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>>740354441
>captain obvious
the next thing he will tell us that CTRL+SHIFT+ESC opens the task manager...
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The level of newfag is unbelievable op...for shame!
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>>740337563
I have a worn out laptop. I want to do this for shits n giggles.
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>>740355781
record the whole process and post the vid on youtube
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>>740355907
It shall be done.
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>>740337563
Tried this, it works really well
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>>740348325
This
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>>740337563
haha I bet this will fool a lot of people in 2007
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>>740341874
Wrong.

sudo rm -rf /*
or
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root

otherwise you preserve root, and that's the main thing that slows your computer down.
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>>740337563
halp this don't work and now the pc won't properly boot

how do i quickly undo this? needs to be quick cause my mom will be home soon
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>>740337563
It works, mate, even my iPad runs smoother now
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>>740358256
helooo? guise I need sum halp over here :(
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>>740358875
rip my mom just came home, pc still not booting :(
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>>740360076
>>740358875
>>740358256
Did he died?
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>>740337563
Everyone already knows that faggot
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>>740341188
o h

kek
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>>740360972
What are you talking about? This worked for me. Why do you want to troll all these newfags? We are only giving them the solution to slow computers!
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Thanks! Now I can finally run some good games on my potato pc.
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>>740337563
Bump. Really works my computer doesn't even lag anymore
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