Trips decide what I do with it. I'll consider dubs. I'm

kill it in any way possible & dont get stung in the process

release it to you yard and go to sleep

>>740302863
I will eventually

>>740302983
No I have dogs

>>740302766
Let it sting u

>>740302766
Put it on your dick faggot

Kill it, cook it, eat it.

Roll it into paper and light it

>>740303223
Fuck, I was one off

>>740303172
Reroll

Take plyers and rip all of its limbs off

>>740303199
Winrar

>>740303322
Winrar

>>740303223
Reroll

put it in a jar and release it outdoors

>>740303199
I said I'd consider dubs and this is a no from me

>>740303199
Rolling for trips.

Put it outside and let it live

>>740303223
So close I would've done it too

>>740303062
faggot, you said nothing about your dogs not being stung in the op. now you're modifying rules so no point in thread

keep it in an jar and watch it slowly die after a few days

put it in a box of cereal at walmart

Eat it alive

Let it free

>>740303223
Reroll

find another one, have them fight

>>740303555
winrar

>>740303555
Checked

>>740303518
He didn't get trips anyway so fuck off. Leave my thread no fags allowed sorry

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>>740303555
YES

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>>740302766
Catch it with a jar, and release it outside. Dont get stung.

>>740303527
I like this idea a lot

>>740303555
Winrar

>>740303555
winrar

>>740303555
Okay, OP. Time to deliver!

>>740302766
If this was real then you are somewhere from the fucking Texas. Hmm...

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>>740303433
Fucking fag, there's no point in making this thread when you're going to decline every dubs

>>740302766
Keep it and feed it millworms and crickets. They'll live for 5+ years if you take care of them.

>>740303710
Nope az faggot

>>740303621
then you should be leaving too

Rip its fucking limbs off!!!

Do I cook it with oil fags or what ?

>>740303710
Possibly. They are all over the south.

put it in the microwave for 20 seconds

>>740303798
Okay give me a sec

>>740303621
yeah, but that still puts it off limits even if he got trips. what a pussy

>>740303555
Thanks for rolling for my shit, my dude.

>>740303837
No, use butter

get it to stab you in the dick

>>740303837
Cook it in a pot of boiling water.

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>>740303555
WINRAR time to deliver OP

Cum on it faggot

>>740303837
If you really wanna eat it drop it in boiling water for a few min. Rip the stinger off before you eat it. Cover it in chocolate or peanut butter for better taste.

>>740303555
No rerolling bs

>>740303976

>>740302766
>740302766
Catch it with a jar, and release it outside. Dont get stung.

squirt some ketchup on it

>>740303921
Np bro. I wanna see OP eat that shit

>>740303621
Says the guy that doesnt want to be stung

>>740302766

Let it sting you in the nuts

>>740303837
heat up pan put oil in bread scorpion fry and eat

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>>740303994
Now you're modifying the rules, GTFO FAGGOT

Light a circle of fire around it and see him commit suicide

>>740303976
I want to see it covered in op's cum

>>740303976
Rawl

OP is a faggot. He will not deliver shit.

Smoke it

>>740303172
>>740303943
>>740304082

It's sting will be quite painful. Like a red wasp. Won't kill you. If you're really sensitive it could put you in the hospital.

>>740304189
I might do this. I've jacked off like 3 times already tho

>>740304279
Kek this

>>740304285
Umm no it's too late anyways

>>740304235
Eat the shit you fucking faggot

>>740304235
Is this op?
Put some fucking time stamps on these

>>740304417

You can still pierce your nutsack with the stinger and milk the venom sack into your nuts. Nothing is impossible when you have dreams.

>>740304235

Take a dump then put it on top of the shit in the toilet then flush it and film it going down.

>>740304539
What limb do you want me to cut off for proof

Sting it with it's own stinger

>>740304610
Your on leg

>>740303199
This

>>740304653
lol I like this idea but I'd just end up stinging my self

>>740304610
No paper?
Cut the tail in half the long way and then cut the first section of its left half tail.

>>740304316
Eat it if you've got the balls, if not, a cum-covered scorpion would also make my day

>>740304235
Ahahahaaha little fucking disgusting cunt. Rip the fuckers legs off now!!! Drown him on cum.

>>740304664
No fuck u

eat it

>>740303199
Do it

Chop off the stinger

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Store it in the fridge untill your grandmothers birthday >(or mother) then put it in a homemade cake. then go to there house and reinact the ''cakefarts video'' in front of them before excsing yourself to smke a cig on the porch, and while your on the porch ull out a 45. and blow your brains out.

>>740305087
You blind fuck
>>740304235

>>740305189
Now cook it fag

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Chop off the stinger op

>>740305189
Kill it, cook it, eat it

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>>740305285
Reroll

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Put it on your dick

jizz on it

>>740305285
I did already I can chop off some legs ???

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>>740305328
Dubs pls

>>740305285
He already cut off the stinger you blind motherfucker

>>740302766
just throw it outside

>>740305381
Is it kill? Also, cut off one side of the legs lol

>>740302766
keep that cutie as a pet

Shoulda put it in your neighbors mailbox

stomp it with ur foot and eat it

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>>740305383
Rerollllllll

>>740302766
study it and report a daily journal

>>740305381
Why aren't you eating it faggot

>>740305466
No it's still alive. Alright hold on

>>740303967
That .gif though

>>740305523
Because no rerolling

>>740302766
Push it into your sisters pussy with your dick! Pics or fo

>>740302766
That's not even a dangerous type of scorpion. You are not suited to live where you presently are. I recommend you move to a state that doesn't have scary bugs, and leave that one alone.

>>740305544
No faggot just cook it and eat it, not that big of a deal

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>>740305491
REORLL

>>740305621
Shut up, retard. I want him to do MY thing.

>>740305615
Lol you're a faggot yes it is.

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>>740305381
Just kill it. If you toy with it the other 8000 of them will torture your ass. They can go nearly anywhere. Slide under doors, come up thru drain pipes and sting your sac while you shit.

>>740305621
scorpions don't even taste that bad, and are actually pretty good when seasoned well

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>>740305622
Yay dubs. Op has to cut off stinger nkw

>>740305574
FUCKING EAT IT ALREADY

>>740305687
Okay, autist. What kind of scorpion is it since you're so sure?

Set it on fire

>>740305597
Dubs you fuck. Now do it!

>>740305861
Striped bark scorpion

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Striped_bark_scorpion

>>740305823
Shut up, retard. He's cutting the legs off. Don't keep screeing your autist shit.

>>740305687
that seems to be arizona bark scorpion. they're not really deadly to humans but there has been few fatalities. their sting causes severe pain and vomiting tho

>>740305861
A normal harmless scorpion faggot i see them all the time, just eat it already

>>740305901
Aww, he looks so sad lol

Fry it then eat it

>>740303739
what part of az

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>>740305861
Here faggot

That kind of scorpion is never alone. OP played with him and now he's fucked.

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>>740305901
Where there's one there's more. Have fun sleeping tonight. They're gonna be all over you

I'm shitting now. Who want pics?

Do it or it doesn't count

>>740306034
West of phx

>>740305383
wow both of these white doors have hinges. I have never seen such a thing

>>740305957
>is not considered deadly
By the way, the fact that you know the exact type of scorpion tells me you went out and bought it from a store just to kill it.
>inb4 you deny being OP

>>740306111
Fucking wasted

Drop it in a scolding hot pan of oil and watch it die, film it and upload it

>>740306225
nice, im downtown, never see those fuckers here

>>740306247
Wow why the fuck would I do that?? No this actually a problem this is the third 1 I've found this summer.. I've also found black widows out front.. I hate living in az

>>740306247
>you went out and bought it from a store just to kill it.
no, it just tells that op can identify local species and knows something about nature around him

>>740306028
Thats what i was implying retard. Im not op, im the guy who wanted op to chop a set of legs and guess, i got my way. Hes not gonna eat it so stop your crying. Go back to your trap thread or reddit or whatever.

>>740306365
Yeah I'm by the white tank that's probably why

>>740306247
Why buy one when you can go outside and find them with a black light. You'd be surprised how many there are in the south. OP prob found one in his house tortured it to make himself feel good.

I'd recommend not leaving anything on the ground and checking your shoes before you stick your feet in. Theyre gonna sting your ass eventually.

>>740306258
I already told him twice with dubs to shove it in his sister's pussy with his dick and he acted like I didn't matter. Trips wouldn't have made a difference

>>740306063
See

>>740305957
And shut the fuck up.

fuck it

I want the op to set it on fire

>>740306231
Wow, only a faggot wouldnt appreciate the tits regardless.

>>740302766
Keep it until you find another than make them fight

>>740306492
I found that faggot in my sink I'm still pissed about it lol . This is the first one I find in upstairs bathroom. I've found 2 b4 in my downstairs one

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>>740303555
>>740303223

OP wont deliver

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>>740306247
Why the fuck would you do that

who spends thirty + dollars just to buy an exotic animal and kill it.

Reptile stores are fucking jews, everything is insanely expensive there. Buying online is just as bad since you got the thirty dollar taxing fee.

OPs gotta be a real moron to pull that one off.

>>740306545
Okay give me a sec

>>740306675
Gotta make friend with the next one. Smoke some weed with it and watch movies. Once you get to know them they're cool. The males are always broke bc they have 80 babies and have to pay child support.

>>740306710
Wtf 30 buck I should've sold that motherfucker! How much do you think he's worth now? Lol

>>740302766
Bawwww. It's so tiny and cute. Catch it in a jar and release it, unharmed, outside.

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>>740306743
Cmon op, I believe in you

>>740306839
Too late read the thread fag

>>740306710
Literally just go outside at night and flip rocks over if you live in the south. You'll find one eventually... or a rattle snake

>>740306838
Id pay $10 for you to drop a steamy log on it.

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>>740306632
>implying I didnt still enjoy them

>>740306839
Op already took off its stinger and a set of legs

OP didn't deliver shit...

Reeegardless, OP is a jeeew

Probably just about to kill the poor thing. What should I use

>>740307005
Im going to sleep

>>740306838
Give you tree fiddy if you stab its stinger into your big toe

>>740307032
OP still hasn't set it on fire

Fuckin hell don't let this thread go 404

>>740307043
DUDE FIRE STICK TO YOUR WORD PLS

>>740307112
He should gas it!

The fuckers dead now

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>>740307112
>>740307005
>>740306858

>>740307209
It's a scorpion, not a fucking jew.

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>>740306838
Reptile places aren't going to buy animals you find or don't want anymore. Thats the prime reason why there are so many Burmese pythons in Florida. They were brought over, got too big, people wanted to give em to pet stores and vets who refused, and ended up releasing them

he'd tell ya to go toss him out back under a rock or something

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>>740303994
>suddenly changing the rules when you don't want to do something

Op is gonna be flipping out all night thinking there's scorpions crawling on him. If he's already killed 3 they're inside the house. Probably hiding under the bed.

He's still alive but barely

>>740307297
Yeah, but OP definitely is.

OP finally delivered

>>740307404
kek

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>>740307291
Abandon thread. This retard doesnt deliver nor listen worth a shit. Hes told to light it ablaze and then turns around and cuts it up more. Literal autist confirmed.

>>740303223
This

Dubs and I'll gas OP

>>740307527
Fuck you il light this motherfucker up

>>740303199
OP didn't deliver :(

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Now he's dead

>>740307608
Cover it in lighter fluid or something. No baby flame gay shit.

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>>740302766
Drop it in bleach and see what happens.

>>740307746
Should be on your dick