HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Fuhrer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Hoss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Fuhrer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Fuhrer's Fraulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>740295764
I'm out of paper but got plenty of weed
>>740295764
roll
ja ja ja
>>740295764
reroll
>>740295951
JA JA REROLL MEIN HERR
ROLL FOR THE GLORY OF MOTHER RUSSIA
>>740295764
ha i retreat
This should prove to be interesting.
>>740296022
lol mother russia youre german lololololo
>>740296131
RESISTANCE SCUM
>>740296222
BOW DOWN TO ME
>>740295764
Roll!
Roll for my fate
>>740295764
Here are mein papers
>>740296431
Re roll
>>740296470
Killed the gaurds.
>everything went better than expected
>>740295764
Jahwohl!
Heil Hitler!
>>740295764
why jermans look so rough in da face?
>>740295764
rollin
>>740296851
>>740295764
shit rerollin
Heil Hitler!
>>740297027
Here are mein papers
>>740297117
Sorry, this is mein papers
>>740297180
I am sane!
>>740295764
Rollinng
>>740297351
reroll
>>740295764
Das ist mein uber cumf
Okay, okay, dont be a sour Kraut!
>>740297761
Im actually a Juden.
>I toss my Jewish star at his neck
Ez
>>740295764
Haÿ Hitlah
>>740295764
rolleroni
Ich nicht eine juden
Hallo mein Führer
rollllll
>>740298379
re roll
>>740295764
rollski
Roll for insane
Guten morgen. I habe kaffe.
>>740298491
Re roll
Rollerino
Smells like jews
Rollme
>>740295764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3cFiWtcT4k
>>740295764
Ich rolle mein Führer
>>740295764
Plz kill me
Ohs, I haft left mein papers und home
>>740298631
Re rolling
>>740298590
Re rrrroll
>>740298627
After pleading my case, my fate is revealed..
>>740298660
Re rolling
>>740298644
reroll for not braun
>>740295764
Let me through
>>740298701
Oh shi-
>>740298660
>>740298725
I am free! I should go home and get my papers
>>740298644
>>740298744
ffs two times braun.
>>740298755
Holy fuck this is intense.
>>740298751
I'm not going out like this
>>740298877
shit reroll
>>740298907
Re-roll
>>740298922
Kek
>>740295764
Roll
>>740298855
Oh fuck do I go with the 5 and get released or am I still being investigated?
>>740295764
roll
>>740298660
>>740298725
>>740298791
I am arrest and now fight? Very unusual day
>>740295764
Rollin for 8
>>740299001
oh shit rollin again
>>740298990
Re-roll
>>740295764
Nigs
>>740298660
>>740298725
>>740298791
>>740298994
Now here I lie. Once in irons, I die by iron. What a ferrous fate indeed
>>740299067
Sorry lost my papers, here you go
>>740295764
Er..Uh......Hail...erm.....Hatler?
roollllll
>>740295764
Hello soldiers I am not suspicous in any way, shape, or form
>>740299147
reroll
>>740298989
So its pretty shakey on if i go with the 5 or the dubs again. But I got a trick up my sleeve.
>8989
I used cover doubles. It's not over yet.
Rollllll
>>740299188
Rudolf Hoss
r卐ll
>>740299238
So thats it. My fate is sealed.
>>740299188
Lucky fuck.
>>740299187
I don't know why I am being detained.
>>740299287
Noch mal
>>740299332
In the end it turns out i was an innocent german.
>>740299427
Who, once again, rolled a 7 an lost their papers which caused this whole mess.
>>740299333
HEIL!
Der roll
>>740295764
88 get
>>740299880
Fuck sake reroll to see if I make it out and I was so close
>>740300056
oh for fuck sake
I'm fucking going again idgaf
rolle
I'm a dog
>>740300284
Great now I am a kike and all I can hope for is that my camp gets liberated, do you know what I fucking hope I die
>>740300337
Re roll
>>740295764
Roll
rolling for hitler
oy vey
>>740300417
reroll
Roll
>>740300490
*slings feces
reroll
>>740300597
Re roll
>>740299696
Re roll
>>740295764
Roll
Roll 2
>>740300967
Hmmmm.
>>740300967
Hmmmm. >>740301037
This interrogation is lasting too long.
Czech German here
Roll, Hail Hitler
Austrian Monarchist here?
>>740301416
Makes sense
rollin'
>>740301570
Reroll
rololol
>>740301633
I'm free, rererollin
>>740301731
roll
>>740295764
Rolling fur ze fatherland, ya?
>>740295764
Roll
>>740295764
Rollin'
>>740303071
Reroll
>>740295764
Roll
>>740295764
rolling
Oh shit...
egg roll
>>740303624
re-roll
>>740295764
Rollin'
>>740295764
My papers check out
>>740295764
rolo
>>740295764
Heil
>>740295764
roll
they see me rollin
>>740304360
reroll
Reroll
>>740295764
Rolling... Vunderful veather vere having today isnt it?
Rererolll
heil
>>740295764
Roll hard, roll fast
reroll
My English is very good
>>740295764
Das ist mein roll
>>740303444
Fags better recognize!
>>740295764
Sorry Sir, you see, I hate the jews!