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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt! By order of der

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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Fuhrer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Hoss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Fuhrer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Fuhrer's Fraulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>740295764
I'm out of paper but got plenty of weed
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>>740295764
roll
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ja ja ja
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>>740295764
reroll
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>>740295951
JA JA REROLL MEIN HERR
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ROLL FOR THE GLORY OF MOTHER RUSSIA
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>>740295764
ha i retreat
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This should prove to be interesting.
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>>740296022
lol mother russia youre german lololololo
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>>740296131
RESISTANCE SCUM
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>>740296222
BOW DOWN TO ME
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>>740295764
Roll!
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Roll for my fate
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>>740295764
Here are mein papers
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>>740296431
Re roll
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>>740296470
Killed the gaurds.
>everything went better than expected
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>>740295764
Jahwohl!
Heil Hitler!
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>>740295764
why jermans look so rough in da face?
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>>740295764
rollin
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>>740296851
>>740295764
shit rerollin
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Heil Hitler!
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>>740297027
Here are mein papers
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>>740297117
Sorry, this is mein papers
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>>740297180
I am sane!
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>>740295764
Rollinng
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>>740297351
reroll
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>>740295764
Das ist mein uber cumf
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Okay, okay, dont be a sour Kraut!
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>>740297761
Im actually a Juden.
>I toss my Jewish star at his neck
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Ez
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>>740295764
Haÿ Hitlah
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>>740295764
rolleroni
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Ich nicht eine juden
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Hallo mein Führer
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rollllll
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>>740298379
re roll
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>>740295764
rollski
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Roll for insane
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Guten morgen. I habe kaffe.
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>>740298491
Re roll
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Rollerino
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Smells like jews
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Rollme
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>>740295764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3cFiWtcT4k
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>>740295764
Ich rolle mein Führer
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>>740295764
Plz kill me
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Ohs, I haft left mein papers und home
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>>740298631
Re rolling
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>>740298590
Re rrrroll
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>>740298627
After pleading my case, my fate is revealed..
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>>740298660
Re rolling
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>>740298644
reroll for not braun
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>>740295764
Let me through
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>>740298701
Oh shi-
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>>740298660
>>740298725

I am free! I should go home and get my papers
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>>740298644
>>740298744
ffs two times braun.
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>>740298755
Holy fuck this is intense.
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>>740298751
I'm not going out like this
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>>740298877
shit reroll
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>>740298907
Re-roll
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>>740298922
Kek
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>>740295764
Roll
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>>740298855
Oh fuck do I go with the 5 and get released or am I still being investigated?
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>>740295764
roll
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>>740298660
>>740298725
>>740298791

I am arrest and now fight? Very unusual day
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>>740295764
Rollin for 8
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>>740299001
oh shit rollin again
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>>740298990
Re-roll
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>>740295764
Nigs
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>>740298660
>>740298725
>>740298791
>>740298994

Now here I lie. Once in irons, I die by iron. What a ferrous fate indeed
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>>740299067
Sorry lost my papers, here you go
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>>740295764
Er..Uh......Hail...erm.....Hatler?
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roollllll
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>>740295764
Hello soldiers I am not suspicous in any way, shape, or form
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>>740299147
reroll
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>>740298989
So its pretty shakey on if i go with the 5 or the dubs again. But I got a trick up my sleeve.
>8989
I used cover doubles. It's not over yet.
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Rollllll
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>>740299188
Rudolf Hoss
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r卐ll
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>>740299238
So thats it. My fate is sealed.
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>>740299188
Lucky fuck.
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>>740299187
I don't know why I am being detained.
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>>740299287
Noch mal
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>>740299332
In the end it turns out i was an innocent german.
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>>740299427
Who, once again, rolled a 7 an lost their papers which caused this whole mess.
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>>740299333
HEIL!
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Der roll
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>>740295764
88 get
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>>740299880
Fuck sake reroll to see if I make it out and I was so close
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>>740300056
oh for fuck sake
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I'm fucking going again idgaf
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rolle
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I'm a dog
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>>740300284
Great now I am a kike and all I can hope for is that my camp gets liberated, do you know what I fucking hope I die
>>
>>740300337
Re roll
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>>740295764
Roll
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rolling for hitler
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oy vey
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>>740300417

reroll
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Roll
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>>740300490
*slings feces
reroll
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>>740300597
Re roll
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>>740299696
Re roll
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>>740295764
Roll
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Roll 2
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>>740300967
Hmmmm.
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>>740300967
Hmmmm. >>740301037
This interrogation is lasting too long.
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Czech German here
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Roll, Hail Hitler
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Austrian Monarchist here?
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>>740295764
E
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>>740301416
Makes sense
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rollin'
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>>740301570
Reroll
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rololol
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>>740301633
I'm free, rererollin
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>>740301731
roll
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>>740295764
Rolling fur ze fatherland, ya?
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>>740295764

Roll
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>>740295764
Rollin'
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>>740303071
Reroll
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>>740295764
Roll
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>>740295764
rolling
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Oh shit...
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egg roll
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>>740303624
re-roll
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>>740295764
Rollin'
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>>740295764
My papers check out
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>>740295764
rolo
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>>740303827
RR
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>>740295764
Heil
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>>740295764
roll
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they see me rollin
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>>740304360
reroll
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Reroll
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>>740295764
Rolling... Vunderful veather vere having today isnt it?
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Rererolll
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heil
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>>740295764
Roll hard, roll fast
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reroll
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My English is very good
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>>740295764
Das ist mein roll
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>>740303444
Fags better recognize!
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>>740295764
Sorry Sir, you see, I hate the jews!
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