aw heck, it’s good to see you again, Anonymous! welcome to the After-Hours Bar. come on inside, kick your feet up, and we’ll see what’s on tap today:
>advice
>conversation
>happy thoughts
Thank you for stopping by, have a day as pleasant as you are, and please remember that you are loved. <3
>>740291547
Hey there, naps are nice.
this isnt a 2b thread....
>After-Hours Bar
>VA-11 HALL-A
I'd like to buy all the alcohols behind you
>>740291682
man, a nap sounds nice. I'd love to get some restful sleep for once.
>>740291801
yeah...? I'm not 2B. you're looking for the wrong person.
or maybe the right person, but in the wrong place.
>>740291816
long story. you need anything?
>>740291897
zero alcohols for sale tonight, hon. need something else, though?
>>740291547
Hi.
>>740291801
Indeed it isn't. Looking for something?
>>740291954
No alcohol, no fun
>>740291801
*swats your hand*
Behave yourself, Nines.
Evening all
Surprised I wasn't that bad this morning, after last night with a drunk EMT and all
-EMT
>>740291547
I'm here this time. Because I know how much you miss me, nerd.
Hello folks
>>740292173
Phi by the way
>>740292127
Not hosting tonight madam?
>>740292128
Hey, that's good. Few people can get away with that. How are you feeling now though?
>>740292146
Evenin' Nep.
>>740292173
Hello Phi, how did things go today?
>>740292299
About 8 hours of bus riding with a companion and grand views. Yourself?
-phi
Jeez, so many avafags and signfags, I'll just lurk until some anon pops up.
>>740291954
its ok jill a cute how are you today?
>>740291969
are you a samurai?
>>740292127
*sigh* fiiine~
>>740292173
hi qt
>>740292265
its ma'am gawd
>>740292173
>>740292184
Good to see you in thread, I hope you're having fun!
>>740292128
Yeah, too much of the alochols!
>>740292040
One does not NEED alcohol to have fun without NEEDing to evaluate how much one NEEDs alcohol in their overall life.
>>740291954
exactly why I need a nap sometimes E>
>>740292387
That sounds wonderful. I didn't do much of anything, but it was okay.
>>740292435
I wish. Are you?
>>740292040
/shrug
not in the business of serving alcohol, just advice and conversation. sorry if it's a disappointment.
>>740292173
hey you, hope today's been okay.
>>740292405
/shrug
I'm... just gonna hold our and wait until some of them show up too. just want to help some people tonight.
>>740291954
>another one of those threads where a lonely faggot roleplays a psychologist or bartender for attention
do you ever get tired of being this desperate
Yes hello
>>740292405
Why are there so many of them?
>>740292299
Fine, just a very slight dull headache. That is all.
Guess the Slavicness is showing now?
>>740292480
I ended up fine though.
-EMT
Give me anime recs like Mushi-Shi
>>740292693
boku no pico
>>740291547
You guys know.anything about lucid dreaming?
>>740292560
not roleplaying, not a psychologist, and not doing it for attention. just trying to help people.
>>740292576
nice to see you. need anything?
>>740292595
there's a circle that surrounds these threads. whether or not I let people know, they tend to find their way in. just better to roll with it and try focusing on advice.
>>740292522
hacking samuri warrior with a golden freaking sword hell yeah!
>>740292405
qt nep
>>740292547
>doesn't reply
I see how it is
>>740292560
I alway think people like you are just so depressed that you cant even find joy in a thread meant to make you feel a little better.
>>740292761
its freaking awesome I kissed a girl and got fire gauntlets I can link a article if you like
>>740291547
Every time I have money saved up I get bored and end up gambling or splurging. Any advice?
>>740292576
Yo.
>>740292595
Long story, basically people just like the enviroment and mood of these threads and decided, "hey, I'll stay", basically they come to hang around, although personally, I am not really fond of this behavior, it turns threads into a circlejerk and scares off anonymous, even though they can contact eachother in private. Maybe they are exhibitionists?>>740292761
I sleep so little I barely have dreams, sorry.
The fact that i can't even chat in this threads without feeling like I'm going to piss someone off and ruin their day by merely talking to me fucks me up.
>>740292970
dont gamble go to gamblers anonymous
>>740292880
Link pls. So you can actually do it?
>>740292985
What do you mean, anon?
I won't be here, but I'll see you all around sometime.
>>740292576
What are you doing here? 0.0
>>740292985
good
>>740292970
Sounds like you're looking for excitement in the form of things. If you can save up that money then I suggest travelling. Beyond that what are your goals for the next few years?
>>740292985
hmm? How do you draw that conclusion? Seems your ok so far...
>>740292970
Get two accounts, take what you usually save, divide it by 4, put 3/4 into the bank and the other 1/4 you should put it in other account, that would be your fund to give into the vice, what do you think?>>740292985
Golly gee, you ruined my day, thanks a lot jerk. (Jk love ya)
>>740293138
See you soon.
>>740293141
Go away :^)
hello jill senpai... i wanted to come and say hi on your thread i'm chitoge
>>740291547
>>740291547
>>740291547
This is a little complicated, but...
A lot of things have happened in my life and now I am unemployed and have nothing else going on.
I've got NO cash whatsoever.
Weed is the only thing that helps me sleep,I've been up for 30+ hours now.
Could you send me some $20 on PayPal so I can score tonight?
I can pay you back if you keep in touch.
>>740293120
Thanks
>>740292782
Other than company, no.
I don't know how to deal with loneliness
>>740292977
Hey.
I hope you're doing fine, anon
>>740293141
I'm spying uwu
>>740293058
sure here you go
http://steinbock.org/writings/4-steps-to-conscious-dreaming/
feggets
>>740293122
It's something i have never been able to properly explain for some reason.
Such as in the actual world being unable to talk to most people due to the fear of becoming a burden to them just by talking, or wasting their time by merely existing. It's as if my brain told me i don't deserve talking to them for being lower than them in some form or status, even if there is none. So i thought this problem would go away on the internet because you know, no one really cares? But i still feel fear, even now, as i type this i feel afraid and i just don't know how to cope with it.
>>740292761
I've heard you have to be aware that you're sleeping in order for it to happen, as someone that has a long time issue with sleep paralysis i tried to make stuff happen, just one it felt like i was floating while staying on my bed, it was super freaky.
>>740293265
>No cash
>Buys weed
No
>>740292761
I haven't consistently had dreams in over a decade. there used to be some threads over on /x/, but I'm pretty sure it's not a thing anymore. I... don't have much, other than recommending you google guides.
>>740292880
I'm here to respond to anons. if you need to talk to me, you know where I've been all day and how to get in touch.
>>740292970
honestly? learn some self-control. that's what your issue is. gambling is an addiction, and splurging on random things isn't a good habit to be in.
>>740292985
never gonna hurt my feelings, anon. you need something?
>>740293265
I'm... really sorry about your situation, hon. I don't have the money to spare right now, and honestly, that sounds like an unhealthy habit to avoid your problems.
>>740293323
you gotta learn to enjoy the person you're with when you're alone, mostly.
>>740293372
thanks, hon <3
hey guys. weird day I'm having. hooked up with a grill last night and didn't get enough sleep so now I'm feeling lost and disoriented. on the brightside, I cleaned up my room
>>740293323
>anon
This kills the Nep.
>>740293265
You could ask Alice, though I highly doubt she'll agree if it is only to run away from your problems.
>>740293217
At least i can keep up the appearance, in reality my hands are trembling as i write this.
>>740292880
Ah, that's cool.
>>740292970
Do you have a savings account? Try putting your money away somewhere where it's harder to get at over the short term.
Or pick a definite financial goal to reach, like a new tv or paying off a loan or something. Then save up for that, the eventual material gain should help with motivation.
>>740292985
Hit me up on Discord, I'm lonely enough to talk to literally anybody and stupid enough to be nearly invincible. You've got nothing to worry about. Fenn#4548
>>740293264
Hello Chitoge, and welcome! Do you need anything? Something got you down? Bored? Lonely?
>>740293297
No problem. Good luck.
>>740293241
Ok I'll try that. I'm just antisocial so I can't help but splurge to deal with it
>>740293413
fine fine
>>740293478
ive never had a girl or a hook up is that like one night thing?
>>740293522
what anime is dat?
>>740293413
Advice, i suppose, if it's not much of a bother to you of course.
>>740293374
As with any other *extreme* mental issue, you have to go to a doctor. You have to see a therapist, and probably a psychiatrist. You have to work out a plan to improve and get better, rather than just languishing, anon.
>>740293481
Not to run away from my problems really, I just gotten too used to it I think.
I have always used it to sleep ever since I started.
My body is too used to it, I'm dead tired and even if I lay down on the bed for long periods of time, I still can't sleep....
>>740293522
Ah thank you but i don't have discord, thank you again anyways.
>>740293241
Nu nya naii.
>>740293323
Kek, all excuses, i bet you were just hoping to find me in here too, see? I'm doing a good job following you around!
>>740293413
>>740293410
It's all good.
>>740293413
That's pretty hard to do. The only thing I like about myself is my appearance, pretty superficial of me
>>740293481
As if you weren't dead already
>>740293702
I actually had no idea you were here, thought this was some random avatarfag thread
>>740292435
I'm not qt I am fatty
>>740292480
A blast. We got new top masts. Pumped.
>>740292522
That is fine.
>>740292547
I'll send pics
-phi
>>740293374
>>740293503
yes to this >>740293613
This is an internal problem associated with self worth. It can get better, but you have to want it enough to work on it. These are the first steps to doing so.
>>740291547
Can you guys make a list with all your names? I have bad memory. Nep. Jill. And ...?
My meet up for the night flaked, what do I do now?
>>740291547
Hi!
>>740293613
It has been on my agenda to do that for some time but as the slacker i am i end up forgetting about arranging it.
But thanks
>>740293374
Join in, climb the status ladder.
>>740293410
I was going to call him out on that too.
>>740293478
Kudos to you, anon. Caffeinate yourself, coffe obviously, would work but if you don't have that, soda has caffeine too, stuff like coke or pepsi.
>>740293361
>That nines
Why
>>740293372
Fagoot.
>>740293552
>antisocial
I'd really appreciate if you didn't use that word so lightly, thank you <3
>>740293478
congrats, I guess? happy to hear you got your dick wet, hope it was fun.
>>740293603
absolutely not a bother. it's why I'm here. I might not be able to help, but I'll try as best I can.
>>740293712
so, hobbies or something to distract yourself? that's how most people deal with being alone and keeping themselves occupied.
ask a scout model anything
>>740293879
If it's something that effects your everyday life to this degree, I can't stress the urgency of the thing. Do it for yourself, anon.
>>740291547
*slimes gently*
>>740293522
hello lonley and sad as always. i also wanted to come by.
>>740293835
Never had a strong will to begin with, nor a high self-esteem.
Should have worked on it earlier to begin with...
>>740293889
I don't think i could..
>>740293677
Damn, I am afraid I don't have much experience with that drug, sorry.
>>740293702
Go die.
>>740293712
Hello dankness my old friend.
>>740293838
Neptune, Jill, 2B, Sky... Uuuh, that should be the ones you need to know I guess.
>>740293841
Play vidya, find someone else, duh.
Apologies if I don't get to someone
>>740293602
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. Watch it, then read the entire manga. Worth it.
>>740293693
Hey. Don't be afraid of being a burden, we're here to listen and to try to help. If anything, you're doing us a favor by talking about whatever's got you down, it gives us something to do. You're not going to ruin everybody's day, you wouldn't believe some things I've seen and done. Whatever you have to say, it's not that bad. It's okay, you can talk about it.
>>740293841
Have something to eat, go home, play some games, try again this weekend if you think that's prudent.
>>740294039
Same here, buddy. Thanks for stopping in, your avatar is cute. You want to talk about anything?
>>740294086
It's never too late to start, Anon. Don't beat yourself up for whatever you did or didn't do in the past, you can't change that now, so there's no sense in getting upset about it. Just move on. If you think you need to change, start changing. It's hard, and it takes time, but it can happen, and it's not too late. You're doing good.
>>740293811
And in fact i am an avatarfag! What did you expect? It's only natural for you to find me here.
>>740293993
I will try
>>740293908
Are you a scout model?
>>740294024
owo
>>740294039
-pets-
>>740294124
It is easy, really. I could give you some tips!
>>740293889
NO YOU FAGGET
>>740294169
-Goes to die- Happy? Nothing changed though.
>>740293828
nah just need to work on yourself like I am!
>>740293889
2b made me wear it
>>740293908
I posted that way to early
>>740294177
I shall your demands will be meet mu'lord
>>740294286
yes....
>>740293413
jill, why are you such a fagget?
>>740293811
I mean, it's an advice thread, but sure. thanks.
>>740294169
please don't tell people to die.
>>740293896
Weightlifting is one, but that's part of my job during the morning. I guess there's vidya as well. Although I'm building a pc, still buying parts.
Wanna talk about yourself?
>>740294169
I've come to browse your memes again.
>>740294192
Well so am I, yet you don't see me in every thread
>>740291547
How do you know when someone is suicidal?
>>740294412
That picture scared me, anon
Anyone up for some more comedy?
>>740294521
Kek
>>740294353
I dunno, I just found out today. thanks for informing me, though, anon. I'm glad to finally have a place in the universe.
>>740294358
mm... that seems like it's a little time-limited, though. needing time to recover and all that. but still, it's neat. you get to see improvement over time in its own way, which is why I usually stick to creative hobbies.
>>740294412
that's... a tough question. I'm not a professional and I won't pretend to be one. and there are even some classes that teach you specifically how to notice the signs. all I can suggest is that you be open and be there to support your friend, if you believe that they're struggling.
>>740294521
THIS ISNT YLYL! but uh yes that would be lovely
>>740294291
Fragget.
>>740294322
Unalive yourself.
>>740294357
Is that better ^?
>>740294358
Oh snap, lemme see...
>
>>740294412
They seem very turned off, often space out and will be very unnatentive. Though this description could work with depressed people too? Why don't you elaborate a little, anon?
>>740294521
>https://youtu.be/GDUeeDR8Ts0
>>740294691
Not as funny as the Great Halloween Pumpkin
>>740294747
>>740294770
>>740294358
You're not an avatarfag though, you are a proud waifuposter, don't treat your husbando as a mere avatar!
>>740294770
It's difficult! Please help me.
>>740294737
jill, why are you such a retarded feggit?
>>740294770
no, it's not. stop doing it in my threads.
>>740294810
thank christ. please just end this one fast.
>>740294770
Chester Bennington made me paranoid.
>>740294357
I tend to call every thread with avatars in it as that, my bad.
>>740294737
At most it's 2 hours a day. Need a lot of dedication too, with sleep and nutrition. I'm not very creative
>>740294770
old memes, the bests
>>740294972
He's husbando and is used to recognize me. Isn't that what an avatar is?
>>740294352
Too late for me
-phi
>>740295076
are there more niggerfaggots than usual
>>740295155
maybe read books? work on them brain muscles as much as the arm and booty muscles.
>>740295174
too many. all I wanted was an anon or two, someone to try actually giving advice to, ans this is what I got. just fuck my shit up, fam.
>>740295211
>>740295228
>>740295252
Why
>>740294770
>YouTube
Cringy as fuck
>>740295410
why not faggot
>>740294961
He is shirtless in a cybercafe? Wut.
>>740295076
Sure thing, I know better than to go further than that anymore.
>>740295104
Who is that?
>>740295155
>
>>740295410
Meta memes a must yo.
>>740295168
its never to late hang in thier anon ill get the cat poster
>>740295410
he's helping me learn the flags of the world!
though I'm a little foggy on the ones after P, and sometimes we don't make it that far.
>>740294177
i'm really boring i never have something to talk about
>>740294286
-blushes- w-w-hy are you petting me
>>740294286
*slimes vigorously*
>>740295396
I could, but don't know what kind of book to pick up.
Any genres you'd recommend?
>>740295517
Ah yes, delicious
>>740291547
why havent you killed yourself yet?
>>740295953
Not op.
Try:
True Crime
American History
Shakespeare
>>740291547
I need to be up in 4 hours. Do I go to bed or just stay up?
>>740295796
You said you were sad and lonely, so I thought it would cheer you up a little.
>>740295943
OwO
>>740295953
>
Hope you are into JoJokes.
Prophet#2686
>>740296166
Stay up and drink shit ton of caffeine
>>740296166
Go the fuck to sleep bro.
>>740295517
>in a cyber café
I never noticed that. Maybe it's hot
>>740295676
Looks fun
>>740296166
can you do both?
>>740296189
*slimes intensely*
>>740296316
ROC is life
>>740295953
honestly, I usually end up grabbing cookbooks to try recipes from, or books on philosophy and religion... maybe if you don't know what you like, go to the library, and ask the workers what they've read recently and would recommend?
>>740296086
that's one more day on my calendar that I'm not gonna kill myself. thanks <3
>>740296166
that depends on a lot of different things. how long will it take you to fall asleep? how long do you need to be awake tomorrow?
>>740296229
this one is my favorite.
>>740296422
yo add me on discord
>>740295796
We can talk if you want. What kind of music do you like?
>>740296138
I can't get past Shakespeare's writing style
"HAVE AT THY" Old English would be hard for me, since I'm not a native English speaker.
I'd also rather read fiction, sorry anon
>>740296189
Giorno worst jojo uwu
>>740296422
Alright, I'll probably go see the library nearby this weekend.
Philosophy should be interesting at least
>>740296345
>
>>740296595
Ringworld. Foundation. Dune. Heechee.
I love pulp science fiction.
>>740296345
>>740296248
Fuckin' maybe. Humans are capable of weirder shit. Goodnight, /b/
>>740291547
Can we have sex?
>>740296665
I've heard about Dune. Isaac Arthur talked about it in some of his videos.
>>740296595
Kek, he's still insanely op/broken.
>>740296389
UwU
>>740296737
Goodnight, fagget.
~Nep
>>740296480
sent :^)
>>740296595
hope you find a good book.
>>740296737
night, anon.
>>740296774
I'm not all that into sex. sorry, hon.
>>740296632
*cough* sauce *cough* thats disgusting anon how dare you~
>>740296737
do it!
-nines
>>740296862
He is, but damn do I dislike him. I'm on part 6, I like Jolyne so far, though I miss Mista
>>740296892
Thanks
>>740296949
Filthy degenerate.
>https://youtu.be/qK7oPaPdKtA
>>740297073
>mfw I know this shit and I don't even read the mango
>mfw I don't have a face
~Nep
>>740296892
*Pins you down and rapes you*
>>740297157
Meme magic