post your height, weight, age, times you got laid. i'll

>>740290779
Eat twice the amount of food, lift weights and you will get laid.

>6'2
>150 lbs
>21 years
>0 intercourse, maybe 10 bjs

>5'11 (180 cm)
>155 lbs (70 kg)
>24 yrs old
>3 (all same girl)

>5'11"
>194 lbs
>18
>0

>5'4"
>152
>18
>O

>6'0''
>165
>20
>plenty of times, 7 different girls

>5'7
>157 lbs
>28
>countless times with gf

>>740290779
>5'7
>128
>19
>0

>your'future (boyfriend)
>Fuck you
>And your mother
>Too

>>740290779
>6'2
>225
>20
>gf for 2 years, so probably 90+

>6'0
>180 lbs
>23 yrs old
>many (9 different girls)

>>740290779
>5'8"
>185 lbs
>42 years old
>41 women, no clue on times

Wife and I are finally making things serious with another woman now. She may move in with us in a year. That'll increase the number of times a bit.

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>>740290779
>5'2
>303 lbs
>42
>0

Anons, should I make a graph from this?
It'd be a work of art made by /b/.

>5'11
>220lbs
>19
>kissless virgin

I'm fat and ugly, cannot blame anyone to be honest

>5'10
>150
>24
>100+

>>740290779
>173cm
>65kg
>18
>3

>>740290779
>28
>male
>minimum wage
>chef at wendy's

>6'2"
>154 lbs
>19
>2

it has been a challenging mating season for bird perosn.

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>5'10
>188
>18
>0

>5' 8"
>145lbs
>26
>9

>>740290779
190
120
17
0
I want to kill myself

>5'10
>242
>18
>0

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>5'3 (159cm)
>97 lbs
>12 years old
>0

6'2
215 lbs
22
20-30, stopped counting

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>>740292463

we gotta loli over here

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>>740290779
>176 cm
>82 kg
>18
>a kissless virgin

should I just kms?

>>740290779
>6'5"
>195
>29
>Don't know.

6"4 (190ish cm I think)
170 pounds
16
different girls, 2; number of times; alot with first like alot and like once so far with 2 but anal cause she christian :/

>>740292713
>kms


>not getting a bottle of whiskey
>not asking mom and dad for chump change
>not getting some cheap local whore to screw


kys

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>>740292813

loli #2

6'1
150
18
too many times, 5 different girls 2 of which gfs

>>740292889
I mean I could get a hooker but I have a feeling that would make me feel even worse. It's not about buying sex, it's about achieving it on your own.

>186 cm
>83 kg
>19
>3

>>740290779
>6'2
>173
>16 years old
>3

>>740290779
>5'5
>150 lbs
>23 years old
>0

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>5'11
>150
>29
>9001+

Joke aside, It's been like every other day or multiple times a day for the last 15 years so 300ish x 15 = 4.5k ish. It's my favorite pass time. A week ago I was visiting friends in Florida, watched the first half of the Gurren Laggan series, and between each episode stopped to fuck my friend at her request. That was a good day. Got 11 episodes in. Took half the day.

>>740290779
6'0
150 lbs
18 years old
50+ times from the same girl

>>740290779
6"3
27
200
Least 30 dif women... I gave up to focus on a drug addiction though so right now I've only got my 1 girlfriend

>>740290779
>196 cm
>73 kg
>17 years old
>0

>>740290779
>6'
>202lbs
>41yrs
>Literally countless times on every continent.

>>740290779
> 5'10"
> 160 lbs
> 19
> I don't know but I've had sex with 5 women

>>740290938
Talk to girls like they're people and you'll get laid. Girls want to have sex just as much as you, they just think that's all you're after and so don't like you. If you can become their friends and not try to own them, there's a good chance if they stick around you they're interested in the D. Then you just tell them they can use it if they feel like it and you leave it alone. Don't force it or bring it up again. Think of their needs without getting attached or friend zoning yourself. If a girl tries to friend zone her you tell her you don't like how shes treating you, and you'd like a change or you'll stop hanging around her, and if she doesn't change then stop hanging around her and find another girl. It's really not that hard.

That said taking care of your body helps because if you have a good body they come to you sometimes.

>186cm
>80kg
>20 years
>2 women, countless times

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>>740290779
>5'11"
>200lbs.
>34 Years old
>Laid thousands of times with GF of 13 years, 8 different girls boned

6'1"
175 lbs
18
0

All I got was a blowjob from an 9/10 who would never fuck me in a million years.

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>6'
>205lbs
>24
>didn't keep count of how many times
>6 different girls

>>740290779
>6'2"
>230lbs
>32
>Times? Don't know, but probably average 2x a week.

>5' 9
>165 lbs
>21
>4 times same girl

>>740294091
I dont get this
If shes willing to suck your dick, why not actually fuck? Its not like a bj is that far from the real thing

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>>740291910
>chef
>wendy's

good fucking god I needed that laugh

>>740290779
5'6"
160
31
Can't count. I've been with 23 women.

>196cm (6'5")
>125kg
>29
>Countless times with various gfs. Fucked around 50 different girls.
Sucks because dry patch right now.

>>740290779
5ft 8
280
40
more than I can count in my younger days. had a harem of sluts from 16-28 or so.

>>740293806
Think bout it, how long were you gone? How many women, how many times a day and you can easily count it. Even if you have to ballpark. 41 you've probably been going at it steady since 15 or 16 so that's 25 years, 365 days a year, so if you did it once a day which is extremely hard that's 9125... Shit, last 2 week I had sex some 70 times... She was quite frustrated and hungry. I hadn't been home in a while. Wake up, fuck, eat breakfast, fuck, drink juice, fuck, nap on the couch, fuck.

Anyways, just think about it and do the math.

68in
150lb
22
8

>>740294302
She got off on teasing me. In retrospect I'm like the biggest beta in the universe for not just fucking her then and there.

>>740290779
>4'11
>125
>20
>0

>>740294392
Are you a girl?

>5'4"
>150 lbs
>19
>9

>>740290779

>5'1
>96 lbs
>18 years old
>0 because I never leave the house.

>>740293959
Countless? You can easily count if you try. I wouldn't try counting each nut but each session. That's probably easier. In 4 years you're probably under 300. That's once every 4 days ish.

>>740291671
please do, im highly interested in 4chan demographics

>>740294377
True. But honestly, a lot of that time is foggy. I remember a stretch between 2004-2006 that I literally didn't go a single day that I can remember without fucking 3 women. It was pretty nuts. A few times I didn't even know how many days I had been awake and fucking. One jap bitch finally took pity on me and dragged (literally I think) back to her place and nursed me back to health. Once I could get it up she went back to sucking it, but, you know, sweet girl. Lazy eye if I recall correctly.

>>740294302
>>740294091
truf. It's your attitude that's keeping you back.

Wtf is this thread, why so many virgins.

>5'6" (170cm for nonretard)
>124 lbs (56 kg)
>25
>You stop counting times you had sex, and start counting women instead. About 12 women.

>>740293467
>>740294748

>40-50 I lost count. Still remember most of their names. Know most of their last names too. Only 1 or 2 that I only fucked once.

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>>740290779
>12'1"
>8*10^13 lbs
>4 years old
>∞

>>740294542
You have to consider the False Data Skew % Shrinkage

>6'1
>225 lbs
>24 yrs
>Many times only two girls though (two long term girlfriends)

>>740295589
I'm trying to be as honest as possible. The number really doesn't matter but I wish I had like a tracker that told me my stats like #of thrust, #of nuts, etc etc like a pedometer but only for fucking. Like a lot of in game tracking windows. That would be some interesting data... to me.

>>740290779
If you can still accurately count how many times you've been laid, you're almost certainly an embarrassment in bed.
I can conservatively estimate that I've had sex 3000 times but I could be off by hundreds.

>>740295803
so what like 20 years of sex a couple time a week?

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>>740295803

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>>740291388
>5'3
>116 lbs
>19
>had sex twice with 1 girl

I'm so short but managed to get laid. My height is the only thing I'm insecure about. I can talk to girls just fine.

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>>740290779
>5'5
>120 lbs
>18 years old
>0

>>740296035
You should try to get more weight/muscle. I have a friend whos like 5'6 and hes gotten with a good amount of whores

Good on you for being not shitty at talking to girls though

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>>740295903
>>740295980
No.
27 years kek
My GF is probs younger than you tho

>>740290779
1.93m
140kg
45 years old
>3k times, estimated.

>>740296258
if they're whores, you're paying for it. Anyone can get with a whore regardless of body type. That's what makes them a whore. If you're talking about sluts, they don't exist. Thinking about it, most guys are the one who would probably fuck anything with a hole so who's really the slut?

>>740295803
Real alphas get their dick sucked instead of pleasing women you unironical cuck

>>740295793
I agree - would be quite entertaining to say the least.

>>740296363
27 years of fucking or 27 years old?

>5'7"
>182
>20
>a lot

>>740296363
I've slept with girls who at the time I owned a dog older than... Everything legal though... I had a really old dog for a while. He made it to 21

>>740290779
>5'6
>170 lbs
>18 years old
>idk like probably 50 or something but with 3 people

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>>740296498
You wish you were fucking that ass, neckbeard.

>>740296540
27 years of fucking.
Oldfaglord

>>740296498
I'd prefer puss over a bj any day, and I've had some phenomenal bj's.

>>740290779
6'1
155 lbs
18
10

>>740296695
More

>>740296487
I think if a girl is willing to fuck an ugly ass dude because shes horny, that makes her a slut.

If a dude wants to fuck an ugly ass chick because hes horny... well, thats just being a desperate dude

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>>740296775

>>740296498
I feel like youre 14 and had neither.

Im sure you sound like a bad ass in the freshman locker room

>>740296799
If you switch the pronouns, make all the he's she's and things aren't the same, you're fooling yourself. The only difference between any of us is the hormones we got growing up. Look at all the passable trans people out there, and that's just like 2 to 5 years of hormones to switch body types. Open your eyes, fool!

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6' 4"
300lbs
31 years old
389 times

6'1"
170 pounds
24 years old
Not much more than a dozen times. Only had sex with one chick but I'm gotten a blowjob and handjob from another chick and came on a third bittch's ass.

I've been told I'm very handsome but I'm too asocial to find a gf.

>>740296498
How's you're night going, faggot?
Care to talk more shit?
I'm just getting warmed up.

>26
>195
>5"9
>1 blowjob
>multiple handjobs
>0 intercourse

Had multiple opportunities but I'm a scared little bitch.

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>>740295803

>6'0
>250
>23 Yrs old

Gotten laid with 4 different girls, hundreds of times with current girlfriend of 5 years.

5'8"
135 lbs.
18 Y/o
2 Intercourse, 4 Oral.

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>>740290779
Holy fuck, OP are you me?

>>740294748
Lmao...
>124LBS
>5'6

This manlet is practically a woman.

>>740297088
Lurk moar

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>>740290779
>5'10
>162 lbs
>29
>probably around 25, about a million if we're counting sex with girlfriends.

>>740297156
That is, if we're talking how many different people. The first girl, I had sex with 8 or 9 times, the second girl I've only done it twice.

>>740297205
You know having sex a million times is impossible for someone your age, right? What are you even counting?

203cm 83kg 17. 5 times

>>740290779
>6'0
>154 lbs
>18 years old
> 0, and that number is a constant.

>>740297439
10 times a day every day for 270.5 years... is a million times. Doing it every day is a lot more difficult than most people would expect.

>176cm
>76kg
>14 years old
>0

>>740297185
And yet has gotten laid more times than you.

>>740297020
same anon i can blame mine on a disorder tho.

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>>740297439
Not literally a million times. Just a lot. Nice 'tism though.

>>740297959
I just calculated it out for curiosity sake. What you no know numbers?

>>740297439
Do you even hyperbole bra

>>740297847
>14 yrs old
Underage & B@

>>740290779
>5'10-11 (179 cm)
> 136 lbs
> 22 yrs old
> more than 1.000 times, four different women, all East Asians

>>740298099
We're talking about stats. It takes all of 3 seconds to think about how many times.. You don't even have to be accurate. a million is just not even trying.

>>740297439
You're literally autistic

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>>740298093
What, you no know English?

>>740298133
Yeye. Almost 15

>>740298242
This pic casts serious doubts on you even having sex at all

>>740298215
Not everyone is an autistic virgin dead set on recording every time their penis has been in the same vicinity as a vagina-haver.

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>>740298221
calmer than you.

>>740298337
I think just having thought about it is all that requires. You don't really need to record it. Just remembering where you had been and when is enough. How are you all so bad at math?

5'8
130lbs
18
alot of times with the bf. 3 different people all together.

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>5'8
>185
>23
>25

>5'7
>180
>27 years old
>6 times

>>740298555

6 different women. not in total.

>>740298517
worthless fucking whore

>6'2
>160
>18 years old
>countless times with ex gf, few more times other girls

>>740291388
Sup wrench

>>740298824
such cancer. dude can fuck 30 people and be a hero chick fucks 3 is a whore... Doesn't add up.

>6'3"
>235lbs
>20
>8 girls total but over 200 times with 1 of them.

>>740298830
How long were you with her? About how many times did you have sex a week? How many sessions not how many times you nut. Easy to calculate. At 18 if she was your girl for 3 years and you did it twice a week thats probably like 150 times

>>740290779
6'0"
140 lbs
35
Fucked 12 girls. Lots of times

>6'2
>75kg or about 165 for u amerifags
>18
>8 girls countless times with gf

>>740299415
you can't count to 20?

>6'1
>161 lbs
>19
>9 different girls

penis size too? penis size too
>8.2x6.75

Did you know, a lot of girls count the number of bj's they've given as sex times.

6'8"
260
19
0

>>740291671
Do it fag

>>740290779
>6'5"
>175lbs
>26
>lots of time with 13 ladies

>>740299779
millimeters?

>>740290779
>6'0"
>146 lbs
>28
>about 34, mostly prostitutes.

>>740290779
>1,86 m
>58kg? No idea
>18 (bd today)
>0
feels bad

>everyone here is 6'0"

>5'8
>175lbs
>19
>0

>>740300442
What's average height?

>>740300586
in fact, kissless virgin

6'1 200 athletic
13 girls
two girlfriends
plenty of times

>5.12 Ft
>185 Lbs
>23
>4 times ( 2 different girls)

>>740300595
5'6"

>>740300628
Get out more and socialize. I wouldn't worry about it too much. it's ok if you feel like an idiot sometimes just go with it.

>5'7
>155 lbs
>18 yo
>0

Someone halp

>>740300877
is that in the whole world, in x country, or here on /b/?

>>740290779
175
63
32
More than a hundred

>>740300939
what do you ask

>5 foot 8
>140 pounds
>18
>6
But I'll also include how many girls I've had sex with just so it doesn't look like I'm bragging.
>1 girl

>>740290779
>5'10"
>168
>36
>i dunno, maybe 800-900 times. Been married for 12 years and we bang multiple times per week and banged at least 100 chicks during my 4 years in the Marines.

>>740300891
I'm actually quite popular with most people, and I have a lot of friends. The social settings we go to like clubs aren't places where I might thrive, so I'm retarded---my looks aren't by best quality

>>740290779
>6'3"
>210 pounds
>19
>0

OP you need to put on some weight, holy fuck.

>>/fit/

>>740300935
I'm in a worse pit than you

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>6'4
>135 lbs
>24 years old
>500+

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>>740291230
>>740291556
>>740291725
>Not directly stating how many people you fucked just to hide the fact that you're a kissless virgin and wanting to appear macho on an image board
Good job anons

>>740301015
is 5'6 the average height for the world, a single country X, or what people have posted here in this thread?

>>740291690
Self aware, can respect

>5'7
>170lbs
>17 yrs old
>1nce

>>740294748
Summer...helloooo

>>740290779

>5'7"
>170 lbs
>26 years old
I honestly don't even know how many times. Only had a handful of long term girlfriends and a few hookups here and there. How the fuck you gunna keep track?

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>>740301338

>>740297185
faggot

>6'2"
>155 lbs
>30
>countless times (all by one woman)

>>740301203
looks don't matter. Find a girl you like and tell her you like her. Then over time see if you can get her alone then try to find out if shes interested in something sexual with you. Don;t start with HEY WANNA FUCK!!! be chill dude. she's a person, she probably has similar thoughts as you, just may or may not be able to act on them. Spooning leads to forking and kissing gets people hot.

>>740290779
Thank you mr hungry skeleton
6'2
~210lbs muscular
18
0000000000000000000000000

>>740301775
I think I would do this. But I don't seem to have any opportunities unfortunately

6'2"
132lb
18
1

>6'2
>503 lbs
>29 years old
>hundreds of times

feel bad faggots. Make bitches laugh more

>>740301775
Makes me think I have no chance cause I've gone a year now with no progress

>>740290949
bullshit, there is no way you got 10 bjs without getting the chance to have sex. Was it all one prude girl of something?

>>740290779
>6'2
>165
>19

>>740302049
That's life man. You have to make the opportunities. Don't force it though. Get in there but if you make it seem forced it'll make you seem like a horn dog then no one will like you.

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>>740291725 >>740291910 >>740292412
>>740292676 >>740292789 >>740292993
>>740293085 >>740293317 >>740293467
>>740293567 >>740293569 >>740293806
>>740293857 >>740293959 >>740294057
>>740294091 >>740294214 >>740294236
>>740294251 >>740294336 >>740294373
>>740294386 >>740294376 >>740294459
>>740294748 >>740295156 >>740295525
>>740295780 >>740296035 >>740296386
>>740296580 >>740296647 >>740296757
>>740296997 >>740297115 >>740297156
>>740297205 >>740297763 >>740298186
>>740298517 >>740298534 >>740298555
>>740298830 >>740299014 >>740299415
>>740299779 >>740299990 >>740300048
>>740300788 >>740300987 >>740301087
>>740301107 >>740301215 >>740301338 >>740301523 >>740301584 >>740301739


>Rule 57: you will never have sex

>>740290779
>6"2
>180 lbs
>23
>9 (different women)

>>740290779
>5'8
>155
>21
>more than a couple hundred
but since I'm a manlet guess I'll have to stop to
>kys

>>740302333
thanks for advice man

>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Bye mom

6'0"
160lb
26
Been married for years and with many girls before. I don't really know the number

>6'6
>240
>51
>about once every other week for 30+ years

>>740290779
>6'0"
>181 lbs
>33 years old
>I have not counted. I have had five regular sexual partners over my lifetime and a fistful of irregular ones. The 'number of times' question becomes odd as time goes on. Do you count the number of times you got off? The number of times you got them off? If you fuck one partner, then dovetail into fucking another all night, then fuck the first partner with the second in the morning, is that three or one or nineteen? There's semantics in here I'm not qualified to split apart. tl;dr - many, 90% of which were in the last two years.

>6'1
>200lbs
>18 years
>11

19 years
172cm tall
107 kilos
0, obviously

>>740302891
I've been counting sessions. like if you stopped fucking to do something else other than get water, I would count that as 1. So like fuck, sleep, fuck is 2. fuck get water go back to fucking just 1.

>>740302891
What a virgin faggot you are.

>180 cm
>105 kg
> 25 y o
>9

>>740303034
You stop for water?

25 years
6-foot even
260? May be less now. Been on a stricter diet, been lifting.
First gf: 28 times
Fling: Blowjob
Second gf: up to 12 now
Total: 40, 41 technically

>>740290779
6'1
350
46
20

1st was slut in parking lot of Akron Agora after teen night when I was 17.
2nd was pig from Iowa everyone at school called the "corn queen"
3rd was fine MILF who worked at warehouse I worked at.
16 were AOL chat room hook ups/one night stands in late 90's, early 2000's.
Last one was wife, been married since 2004.

>>740290961
as in like, three times having sex ever?

>>740303213
yah, things get hot, then you get that leg or foot cramp... My usual sessions are like 2 to 4 hours. I may cum twice. I think my girls usually have it better than I do.

>>740290779
5ft 11, 180lbs, 100+ times, 22yo, vast majority of which in committed relationships

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6'3" (master race)
220 lbs
21 years old
Plenty of times with 5 different females

>>740291561
I cant imagine thats really a stable situation

>6'1"
>234lbs
>25 yrs old
>3 total times (2 girls)

>6'5"
>200
>22 yrold
>>11 girls
>>Total times sex Lost count

> 5'5 (165cm)
> 200 lbs
> 28 years old
1000-1500 (same girl(s) daily)

6'2"
175lbs
Over 1,000

6'4" superior height and race
205
50+

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>>740303559
>11 dead girls

Well how many live girls did you fuck?

>>740303485
I once lived pretty successfully with 2 female friends.

>>740293467
Great show, ended right when it should have and didnt drag on forever. also, glove the hell up and dont catch a nigger disease

>>740303213
Staying hydrated is important, yo.
>>740303034
That'd put me in the high 700s, then. Estimating here.
>Junior high: 2
>High school: 6
>College: 1
>Post-college moving around: 130ish?
>Last two years: 600+
If you averaged it out, it would be about five a week, ballpark.

>>740293806
penguins on antartica dont count

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>>740303573
Whoops also 25 y/o

>>740303648
None I prefer them a lil chilled like a nice brisk autumn day

>>740303705
shit. I'm already black and 90% of people have hsv1 hsv2 or hpv...

only 4 black chicks under my belt. the other 40+ were white 1 Hispanic... 3 asians... no arab or india indians. I need to get a brit

Post
pic you sound skinny as fuck

>>740290779
>5'11
>153 lbs
>18 yrs
>2 times

>>740290779

>5'10
>180lbs
>21
>0

I'm fat and ugly my dudes i cannot deny it

>>740295793
Agreed. List of longest sessions would be a good time too.

>>740304116
Start lifting and grow your hair out, start reading zen buddhist texts and philosophy, and try to be the nicest goddamn human being you can. Fuzzy/fluffy + swole + genuinely decent dude is the magic formula to overcome ugly.

>>740290779
5'10"
167 lbs
42 years old
I honestly have no fucking idea. I'm not sure how many women I've been with, let alone how many times I've fucked.
Wow.
I'm sure my wife and I have fucked over a thousand times in the last 14 years...
If I have to give a rough estimate on the number of women... I'd have to say somewhere in the high 70's to mid 80's give or take 10?
And I can't think of very many that I had a 1 night stand with so they were all multiple times..so a rough estimate would be maybe 40,000 times? Give or take??

>5'10"
>145 lbs
>18 yo
>147 times

>>740304843
40k sounds unrealistic. a high estimate for 14 years with your wife is 2k. That's once every other day. If all you do is fuck then sure put 10+ a week thats 500 a year which is still only 7k for your 14 years of marriage... the remaining 20 or so years of sexual activity... That's just too high an estimate. I can't stress how difficult it is to have sex every day. Finding the time alone. If you're 5 minutes and done... IDK.

5'11 but I can pull of 6ft with shoes
140 lbs
17
3

>>740290949
BJs are pretty fucking rad though

>>740290779
>5'8
>165 lbs
>30
>around 3000.
First sex when I was 15.

>>740291463
Damn, under once a week average in the first 2 years. Unless you guys had a delayed start, that's a weak sex life for the beginning of a relationship.

>>740305506
You may be right.
I was spitballing around 500 for each girl.
Some were much more than that.
Some were less.
But I didn't put a whole lot of thought in it.
But I get what you are saying.

>>740290779
>5'9
>136 lbs
>21 years old
>7 girls (countless sexy times)

>>740290779

>6'2"
>160
>24
>times? no fucking idea. but, had sex with 20+ women

>6'3"
>233 lbs
>29 years old
>0 (saving myself until marriage)
>I'm Tim Tebow.
>A teammate sent me here on a dare
You people desperately need Jesus.

>>740305506
And you are right. Sex every day isn't happening. I don't care who you are.
But there were many times that we had sex 3-5 times a day.

Still. You are probably right about 40k.

I'd be doing good to come up with an accurate/reasonable number of times just with me and my wife. I really don't think I could possibly figure out how many times total tho.
It's not something you keep track of after a certain age I guess.

>>740305887
500 is like a really good year. REALLY good. I had 70 in 2 weeks on vacation last month but we were literally fucking the whole time... and counting sessions. Fuck for 40 minutes, go cook some food, fuck for 30 minutes, eat, fuck for 30 minutes, watch something on netflix, fuck 30 minutes... etc etc. That was a good week.

6' 3/4''
165 (last time I weighed myself but I haven't eaten in the last few days so it's probably 160 ish)
23
just 2 girls probably a combined 40-50

>>740305887
>>740306347
Not saying this doesn't happenm but happening consistantly would just be crazy. She hadn't had any real attention in like 6 months. Real trooper

>>740306347
Yeah I'm not saying 500 a year.
I think I've been with MAYBE 4 women, my wife included, that got anywhere close to 500 a year.

I'm saying 500 over the entire relationship but still. Now that I think it thru. There were probably many more that were closer to 100 maybe 200 over the entire relationship.

5'10
230 ish
20
7 different girls
A lot of times
Ashley, Taylor, Jada, Jade, Lindsey, Madison, Emily.

5'6
120 lbs
16
0

>>740303888
nice trips my dude

>6'6
>235lbs
>26
> 300+ with over 40 women

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>>740303923

please ignore my face

5'11
220 lbs
20
0
>kms

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>>740290779
6'0
165
22
Idk like 30?

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>6'4"
>225lbs
>19
>0 times

>5'2
>115
>29
>too much to count

6'0
170 lbs
23
About 10 different women now

5'7'
135 lbs (bmi is fine)
15
-1

>>740290779
>6'
>180 lbs
>34 years old
>times laid: thousand? a couple thousand?
>different women fucked: 3 or 4 dozen? I stopped counting awhile ago.

>>740291605
this is an actual picture of me... wtf?

>>740308457
Underage b&

>182cm
>193lb at the moment
>27
>1000s of times
>Banged well over 50 women until i met my serious gf

Online dating and hook up culture bro.

6'1"
145
19
10ish

>>740290779
>5'8"
>170 lbs
>31 years old

Name of girls I had sex with and my age at the time:

Naoko (15)
Nikki (18)
Various South American Women (20-24, Navy)
Pamela (22)
Esther (24)
Lizzie, Sammie, Krystal, Laura (25, damn I was on fire that year)
Roxanne (26)
My wife (27-today)

>>740290779
>5'11
>345 lbs
>22 years old
>idk in the hundreds somwhere?
>women I've slept with: 2

>5'8
>170 lbs (muscle not fat)
>20 years old
>too many times to count
>around 50

>>740290779
>5'8
>140 lbs
>20 yrs old
>at least 20(7 different girls)

>5'7"
>117lbs
>17 y/o
> 0, never had gf
kms

>>740308786
I'm better than you >>740308794

>>740308851
B&

>>740308786
sounds entirely made up/

>>740290779
>67" (5' 7")
>111lbs
>18
>0

>>740308734
>4 women in a year
>on fire
kek

>>740308928
it's not a contest.

5'11
240 lbs
34 years old
23 different girls
wayyyy too many times to count at this point

>>740290779
You are joking. I was 6'0 and 150 in the air force... I was considered under weight and was actually sick. 6'0 needs to be 170 to 200 lbs.

>>740290779
BTW 6'0"
240
40
thousands of times... with the same person. Married for 21years.

>>740290779
> 5'10
> 142 lbs
> 21
> 2 grills (still with the 2nd going on 2 yes)

>>740309023
Fire here. If we want to count one night stands, the amount of poon I smashed in my Navy years alone would be too hot for you to handle. When I was naming names, I counted actual relationships. And relationships = generally more sex. And yes, every girl on the list that year was my fuck buddy.

>5'11
>240lb
>26
> I couldn't count. I've been with the same girl for 10 years. Started dating in high school and married to her now.

>>740309539
neat you got a quints with the time posted

>>740308307
>5'2
>118
>20
>0
Tell me your secret man

>5'9 manlet
>210
>18
>100+ times. I have gf