Behold, the thread of answers. Post your questions here, Dubs

Will I ever be rich?

>>740281555
No.

>>740281426
fuck you

>>740281555
no

>>740281426
Will I be in a loving relationship with the woman of my desires soon?

Will I be in a loving relationship with the woman of my desires soon?

Will I lose my legs?

Will Selena Gomez show up at my house tonight and demand to become my sex slave?

>>740281426
FUCK KEK

>>740281861
re-roll

>>740281426
KEK IS CANCER

Should I dedicate my life to becoming a bimbo sissy slut?

Do I have a chance with her?

will i die alone?

>>740281426
did alice post here today?

>>740282373
yet again

>>740282299
KEK disagrees

>>740282410
reroll

Will KEK grant me my desires?

>>740282441
and again

>>740281861
re-re-roll

>>740282466
Well shit.

Will god emperor Trump win his 2nd election?

Tonight, will KEK gift me a harem consisting of Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande, Elizabeth Gillies, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and Sarah Hyland?

>>740282632
Roll

>>740282696
re-roll

Should I abort my unborn triplets?

Will i get a loving partner later in life?

Will KEK grant me the power to warp reality to my desires?

>>740282862
reroll, and if I abort them, should I feed the fetuses to my goldfish?

Will the woman of my desires show up to my house tonight?

>>740282921
AGAIN

Does SJH love me?

Will the forced false memes such as Pepe, Andy Sixx, and Then Who Was Phone ever end?

>>740281426
Are all OPs destined to be a faggot? Like a bundle of sticks to resemble a log and then a bundle of stick-logs to resemble a bundle of sticks kind of faggot?

>>740282949
ONE MORE TIME

>>740281861
last re-roll

>>740283020
reroll

>>740282418
WAS A STATEMENT NOT A QUESTION

>>740283081
reroll

do I have a chance?

Should i eat Subway or Pizza hut?

>>740281426
Is OP a faggot?

>>740282989
re-roll

>>740283129
reroll

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KEK IS BLASPHEMY

THIS IS NOW A RAPTOR JESUS THREAD

>>740281426
Is there an afterlife?

Is everyone a virgin on this thread?

>>740283155
top kek

>>740283163
reroll

Will I be a beta fag forever?

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>>740283163

Will KEK cover the planet in a gas that turns every human into a beautiful woman that reproduces asexually, tonight?

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>>740283187

>>740283229
reroll

>>740283187
praise be

>>740283290
reroll

will i be a virgin forever

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>>740283208

>>740283032
Please tell me if i should abort my children

>>740283317
reroll

>>740283362
reroll

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>>740283211

>>740283275
You need raptor jesus.

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>>740283123
OH GREAT POWERRFUL KEK, HEAR MY CRIES I IMPLORE YOU

>>740283381
reroll

May KEK grant me my ideal waifu and have her show up at my house at 10 pm tonight?

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>>740283215

>>740283407
reroll

>>740281426
Will op die in his sleep ?

>>740283344
They shall die and make good food for Nemo, thanks KEK

>>740283419
re-roll

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>>740283229

>>740281426
Should I spend $500 on the megamillion tomorrow?

>>740283434
reroll

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>>740283394
I IMPLORE

>>740283445
Looks like op will be awake when he dies.

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>>740283237

>>740283489
reroll

>>740283488
Damn it. I guess I won't.

Will KEK allow the woman of my desires to notice me and fall completely in love with me tonight?

>>740283521
reroll

>>740283534
roll

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>>740283311

>>740281861
Ditto

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>>740283335

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>>740283340

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>>740283344

>>740281426
Should I go into work tomorrow ?

>>740281426
will my ex get back together with me

May KEK grant me 3 untainted wishes right now?

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>>740283362

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>>740283381

May KEK bless me with a waifu?

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>>740283390

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>>740283384

Will Victoria Justice show up to my house tonight and demand that I become her toilet slave?

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>>740283419

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>>740283429

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can i fuck my dog without it ripping my dick right off?

May KEK grant me one wish?

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>>740283456

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>>740283456
s

Will I die alone?

Will KEK turn me instantly into a beautiful 10/10 woman right now?

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>>740283495

Will I have sex with the woman of my desires tonight?

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>>740283508

Will I ever find a woman in life?

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>>740283530

Will KEK answer my prayers and allow me to be in a long, happy, and loving relationship with the woman I desire?

>>740284287
roll

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>>740283534

>>740283488
The KEK gods say AYE!!!

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>>740283600

Should I livestream my suicide tonight?

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>>740283621

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>>740283622

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>>740283638

Will my I get a wife that will cheat?

Can I have three wishes?

>>740281426
Will I know this year?

Can I be granted the woman of my desires?

Will I get what I want tonight?

voy a conseguir novia este año?

Can I have the power to telepathically control minds over the internet?

Will I ever get divorced?

Can I get a succubus sent to me tonight?

May KEK give me total control over the power of love?

voy a conseguir novia este año?

Pls respond

After the divorce will I get a better wife?

Does she love me like I love her?

Will my goals be met soon?

voy a conseguir novia este año?

Por favor responde.

Will KEK curse everyone that posts in this topic into becoming a 10/10 flawless trap that longs to suck and fuck huge cock?

Will I have a divorce with the 2nd wife?

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>>740283495
I IMPLORE

Will I find a better wife after wife number 2?

voy a conseguir novia este año?

Checka los wey

Will she fall in love with me tonight?

voy a conseguir novia este año?

Mira mis doubles pariente

After wife number 2 will I get a 3rd one?

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>>740285078
Who can say where the road goes?
Where the day flows?
Only time
And who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose?
Only time

Who can say why your heart sighs
As your love flies?
Only time
And who can say why your heart cries
When your love lies?
Only time

Who can say when the roads meet
That love might be in your heart?
And who can say when the day sleeps
If the night keeps all your heart,
Night keeps all your heart?

Who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose?
Only time
And who can say where the road goes?
Where the day flows?
Only time

Will I finally find love this year

>>740285400
Yeah boiiiiii

Will I get divorced a 3rd time?

If dubs or higher I will have a girlfriend

>>740285484
reroll

Will I get a girlfriend?

Will I get a 4th wife?

>>740285200
Praise KEK

Will I divorce wife number 4?

Do I just have to wait?

Will I start killing some of the ex wife's since there are too many to pay for?

Will I get another chance with her

Will Selena Gomez show up at my house and demand that I let her be my sex slave?

will i finally have a girlfriend?

Will I kill myself bcz of the amount of divorces I had and the payments I would have to do?

>>740285728
reroll

Will I ever kill myself?

Should I go through with switching cities?

will i get a girlfriend? please answer

Will the answer to this question be no

Will I die happily?

Does morgan like me

Is my dog named marc

Will I get children?

After 4 wife I won't get a single kid?

>>740285822
will she ask me out?

>>740285923
will this guy ever NOT be a faggot?

>>740286231
will she be hot?

>>740286231
will this anons crush die a painful death?

>>740285927
will this faggots children be gay? the bad kind?

>>740286037
will this degenerate ever NOT fap to CP?

Milo is a self-hating faggot

>>740285891
will this faggot kill himself immediately?

>>740285840
will this faggot die in a fire?

>>740285837
will he ever stop being a faggot?

Can I get a boneless pizza with a 2L coke?

>>740285814
should this anon put on his big boy pants?

>>740285779
will this guy ever get his wish?
touché

>>740283018
Andy sixx is not even a meme you fucking retard. It's literally one guy trying to make it one and is failing miserably because no one finds it funny.

>>740285778
will this retard ever stop rolling?

>>740284348
this is false fortunes. I shalln't listen.

>>740285739
will this guy kill his whore wife?

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Another happening soon?

Praise Kek

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>>740281426
Will I get a girlfriend this year?

>>740286688
HOH.
WILL SHE LOVE ME?

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>>740281426
will i have good fortune overall?

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>>740286669
Re roll

Praise Kek l, his prophet Trump and the holy spirt of memes

>>740286746
You dun goofed. It's a guy.

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is this aircraft flying fowards or back wards?!?!

>>740287022
will this guy ever not waste dubs?

>>740287151
Sorry to say but you're just gay and don't want to admit it yet, even if it's just online.

>>740287313
will this guy ever stop apologizing?

>>740281426
Will we blow ourselves up with nukes before 2040

Is my roll the age I'll die

Will everyone that posts in this topic find themselves instantly turned into a qt bimbo slut?

Are we living in a simulation?

>>740287399
will this guy ever stop playing fallout?

>>740281426
Is kek what the newfags think it is?

Will I ever fuck the girl of my dreams?

>>740287428
will this guy die right now?

>>740287453
will this guy ever stop fapping to traps?

>>740287651
rr lolxd

>>740287551
is this guy living in a simulation?

>>740287651
NEVER, LMAO

>>740287643
will this guy ever NOT be a newfag?

>>740287651
I just want an answer

Will it be good?

>>740287767
Do I care (?)
Check me

>>740281426
do i move when i get my next paycheck

>>740281426
Should I post Emiya Shiro?

>>740287846
will this fag ever roll dubs? or me for that matter?

>>740287851
will this anon ever put on his big boy britches?

is there more than one god

>>740287905
will this weeb ever get rid of his body pillow?

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Is this hot?

>>740287814
will this anon ever stop being so vague?

>>740287789
will this anon get the answer he wants?

>>740288003
The machine man, the machine won't answer

Is the belief of repeating numerals the only way to enlightenment?

>>740281426
Will I be able to get Monster Rancher Ds before November 30th?

>>740288166
WOAH THERE

This year?

>>740288266
>>740288166
WTF?!?!?!?!?!

>>740288351
This is just destiny

>>740287739
Is THIS guy living in a simulation?

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>>740288278
I'm converting

>>740288106
no she too old

Will everyone in this topic find true love in the next year?

>>740288377
Whoa

>>740288524
will you stop being a faggot?

>>740288377
OH IM MAD NOW

Red pill or blue pill?

Does Taylor Swift enjoy dining upon her own shit?

>>740281426
will i ever be happy?

>>740281426
NO

Another 77

>>740288543
Will this guy get fucked by 37 burly Mexicans?

Will I ever make the leap back home?

Am I going to fuck tomorrow?
Java is slow

>>740288740
I-i mean, Java is as fast as C#

Does Elizabeth Gillies lurk on this board?

Can all OP's turn gay?

Should I summon a demon in my basement?

Am I a girl?

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Huh

should i join the military?

Does Selena Gomez have a fart fetish?

>>740288982

Can I fly?

>>740289020
are u secretly gay?

I'm gonna be a virgin for life, aren't I, RNGesus?

Will I be gifted 3 hits of LSD tonight?

Is my girlfriend cheating on me?

>>740289067
Does this guy like licking the toilets of his local Taco Bell?

Did video really kill the radio star?

Was Patrick Stewart blackmailed into doing the Emoji Movie?

Are there hot young singles waiting for me?

Do I have the power?

Are all baby ducks born gay?

Will I die a virgin?,

if trips this thread becomes a black hole of false information and mischief. All granted dubs and trips become cursed.

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should we keep fucking?

Will I be granted the power to control reality?

Will I die right this moment and be placed in my own personal paradise?

>>740281426
shouldi fap tittyfarwhatwhatnowghhhngffffffg what???? nmoice main what? fuck shit post AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH1!?!??!?!?!1 nnnnngggggnnnnvvvvbmmmm KILL MEEEEEEEEEE paiNNNNszzzz

tri?

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>>740289773
reeeeeeeeee rolll hope this dont take ttttoooooooooo long

Will reality warp around me to mirror my perverse thoughts?