Hey. Had a rubbish week and could use a laugh so remove a letter

Fuck off

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dude same here but im just gonna post shit

New Moon could be New Moo.

Kristen Stewart turns into a giant fucking cow.

>>740276649
Looper can be changed to Looser. a biopic about OP's asshole, because he is a faggot

>>740276882
Except you need to remove a letter not change a letter you dumb cunt. Nice try, though.

>>740276877
Haha. Nice

Blood Port:
Van Damme has to navigate a treacherous port of call whilst captain of a cargo ship.

Troy becomes Toy. The movie of the toy wooden horse becoming the greatest gift of all time.

Although that may be the same movie now that I think about it...

>Good Will Hunting
>God Will Hunting
Matt Damon plays a savant who figures out he's a conspicuously accurate prophet. He abuses this power against Robin Williams's wishes.

Chindler's List:
It's the same movie, but the guy's last name is Chindler.

>Green Mile
>Gren Mile
Tom Hanks plays as a barber assigned to give horrifying haircuts to inmates at a prison.

Mean Girls
becomes Man Girls - about a bunch of traps trying to figure out if they're gay

>Pulp Fiction
>Pup Fiction
A much cuter version of the former movie, with all the characters voiced by kids.

Mrs. Doubtfire becomes Mr. Doubtfire

A woman finds out about her husband's secret cross-dressing fantasies. She can't live with it and divorces him. He is now free to pursue his dream of living as a 70 year old woman. He takes a job as a nanny, and all goes well at first. But soon the children start to suspect their Nanny may not be what she seems.

>>740276649
Irates of the Caribbean:
A bunch of angry dudes take a vacation to the Caribbean. Very little plot, but all the same actors acting really angry.

>Planet of the Pes

Pez has become so fucking good that it is now worshiped and consumed nonstop by the citizens of the Earth, which has now become an impossibly complex ecumenopolis surrounding the cult of Pes. The Z was changed to and S because S is a more internationally standard letter, and because fuck you if you don't like Pes and get off the planet you masterfully virginal cunt.

>the pes must flow

X-Men becomes 'Men'. it's pretty much the same-totally gay.

>>740278259
Fuck me

Ghostbusters becomes Ghostbuster, as the last remaining Ghostbuster goes on trial for murdering the other ghostbusters

>Fargo
>Fago
An underassigned officer in a po-dunk town pushes herself to the limit trying to undermine a secretive gay uprising, while avoiding getting blackmailed.

Murder in the First
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer stars in "Murder in the Firs", as he stars in a rollicking Christmas romp as the magical reindeers all try to figure out who has been murdering them one by one.

Fury becomes fur. Brad Pitt, Shia LeBouf and the other tank crew from that film blow up a bunch of furry scum

>>740278353
Pics or gtfo

>The Emoji Move

All the emojis move from an iPhone to an Android phone and are all horrified by how weird they look now

>Jaws
>Jas
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS: the movie.

>The Lord of the Rings
>The Lord of the Rigs
The most meta fantasy movie franchise ever made. Andy Serkis steals the show, proverbially and literally.

>Unkirk

The new Star Trek sequel where the Klingons make a device that turns people inside out and uses it on captain Kirk.

>Baby Diver

Same movie but with submarines

>Dune
>Due
SHAI' HULUD COMMANDS YOU TO PAY OFF YOUR LEASE

Jurassic Par
Elin Nordegren gains access to a time machine and sends Tiger Woods back to the dinosaur age with just his golf bag and golf balls to defend himself. Oops, the bag doesn't contain any clubs.

>Gone with the Wind
>Gone with the Win
Both Ashley and Rhett are gamblin', back-stabbin' low-lifes!

The Help becomes The Hep

It's a movie about a bunch of whores and addicts who have hepatitis and are trying to give it to everyone else because they feel as if they're under-represented. They do this by becoming maids and butlers and then rubbing their germs all over things and stuff.

>>740279235
What about
>Baby River ?
Shit gets creepy, then.

>>740279492
Fuck that! It should be a biopic about Cab Calloway.
>HEP HEP
>YOU HEP WITH THE JIVE?

Day of the Dead
Day of the Dad
The movie shows a day in the life of a middle-class, American father of three.

City Lickers
Billy Crystal stars as a man who takes his yuppy buddies to the Amazon in search of frogs containing halucinagenic drugs on their skin, only to run afowl of a wily old native headhunter.

>Raging Bull
>Aging Bull
A farm bull in his twilight years learns to love.

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>>740279383
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
These are great! I'm already feeling better haha
Godfellas
Two young southern baptist ministers experience the highs and lows of organised religion as they ascend the ranks of the Clergy.

Spirited Away becomes Spirited Way.

It's about the illegal alcohol market in the Broadway area during the prohibition era.

>>740280001
I'd watch that.

>Silence of the Lambs
>Silence of the Labs
A blind life-sentence convict is coerced into helping solve a copycat investigation by cheeky guide-dogs.

Fight Cub
A group of guys get together in a basement to beat the shit out of a family of bears

Office Pace. A story of one man's pursuit of the perfect pace in which to work at the office. When he thinks he's finally found it, he discovers polyrythms and his whole life is thrown into disarray causing him to spiral into depression and paranoia

apocalypse no.
Marlon brando contemplates going awol in the cambodian jungle, then decides against it

Host dad
Bill Cosby hosts parties and drugs women

>>740280260
Will it be an anime movie?
>>740280429
This should be directed by Ang Lee.
>>740280539
I was thinking of this title. Fucking perfect!

>The Little Mermaid
>The Little Memaid

An obnoxious shitstain who lives in the ocean wants to get together with a guy on nearby land.

Timeco
Van Damme plays a guy who sells timeshares and ultimately kills himself due to the banality of his own existence

>>740280347
Hahahaha.
Sensational

>Enter the Dragon
>Enter the Dagon
Lovecraftian lore reimagined as a martial arts franchise.

Star wars Episode 4 - A new hoe
A group of Tattooine farmers construct the ultimate agricultural tool which allows them to produce vast amounts of Space Cabbage and Blue Milk.

Once upon a Tim in Mexico
Basically the same movie but from the viewpoint of a tourist named Tim who seeks refuge behind a vegetable stall and waits for the shit to blow over.

Lady and the ramp
A retired pensioner dreams of becoming a pro skater

>>740276649
How about changing one letter?
Gone with the Wino, the epic tail of how all the household goods of one Southern family was stolen by an alcoholic Yankee.

>>740281017
Hahahaha. Good one

Obocop
A loveable inner city police officers teaches rough and tough criminals the magic of music through his Oboe

Ben Hu

Gripping adventure story of Rome's first Chinese chariot driver

https://youtu.be/uSuV-tgeXd8

>>740281142
>>740281262
Fuckin' brilliant.

>Psych

Hotel owner fools cops into thinking he's a serial killer.

Diver.

Aspie with custom scorpion wetsuit is the best diver in the world because he has no people skills

>>740281462
Dive*

>>740281010
Lady and the trap
Fixed

>>740281262
Hahahaha!
American Pi
A bunch of borderline retarded American scientists want to change Pi from 3.14 to 4 so it's easier to do maths with.

He Matrix
Chang enter video game world. Kung fu good. White man in suit kung fu. Exprosive action fighting. But is Chang chosen one? One thing for sure... He Matrix!

Apocalypse No

Turns out there isn't an apocalypse.

Fat and Furious

Literally the same exact movie but everyone's 300 pounds

The Bi Lebowski

>>740281583
KEK

>>740281598
Hahahaha
Fat and Furious
Paul walker infiltrates a gang of fast food enthusiasts

Seed

If you don't keep the bus over 50 mph, I will cum in your ear

Reservoir dos. The spanish sequel to the movie: reservoir

>>740278236
Oh god .... This has already been done, but not in that way.
Thankfully the internet had failed in finding evidence, but I found a VHS in my dads crap called Pup Fiction. I thought it was Pulp fiction and watched it one day.
Furry porn to the Pulp Fiction plot.

12 Angry Me

Hilarity ensues when a person with multiple personalities winds up every member of a jury in a murder case.

The Magi School Bus
Due to cost cutting Hogwarts has had to do away with several unnecessary expenditures and now instead of a magical train and horse less carriages the school has found an old yellow bus that constantly breaks down and spews noxious gases into itself.

Mad Max: Fury Rod
Mad Max is back and his rod is more furious than ever before. Will their combined anger be enough to crush the mighty puss of Lady Thundercunt?
Rated PG-13

>>740281610
kek

>>740281817
HAHAHAHAHA!
Earl Harbour
Earl salvages scrap from the devastating attack on Pearl Harbour and manages to put together a modest fishing charter business

Alien --> Lien. A bunch of space miners touch down on a desolate planet and a space monster soon mortgages their ship.

>>740276649

Even Samurai
>two samurai can't beat each other up

Oy Story
>that Jewish cowboy from the Simpsons gets lost at the pizzeria or something I dunno

Aging Bull
>same film but with Robert Deniro now

>Cat away
A damn cat is stranding on a lonely island

Men in back
The untold story of black men riding the bus during the civil rights movement

>>740281911
Mad Max: Rod Warrior
COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT COCK FIGHT

>>740282008
Good stuff!
>>740281911
Mad Max: Fur road
In the post-apocalyptic Australian wasteland random gangs of furries control the highways.

The Bi Lebowski is a 1998 American crime comedy film about Jefferine "The Dudette" Lebowski, a Los Angeles transexual who is assaulted when mistaken for his wife.

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>>740281800
What the fuck? That's hilarious. Why would your dad have that?
>>740281556
Goddamn Chinese bootleg!
>>740281457
DAS THE WRONG NUMBAH!

>The Sword in the Stone
>The Word in the Stone
The origin story of the Rosetta Tablet.

Tree Kings

A boring documentary about centenarian trees, the "kings" of the forests.

Lord of the RNG's
A man living in his parents basement finds he can control random number generators and uses this to gain moderate fame from playing Heartstone and accumulating Dubs in said thread.

Jurassic ark

biblical floods are coming, Noah gathers 2 of every dinosaur into one big ark, needless to say he got eaten first the boat sank, dinosaurs are heavy, and thus all dino's died

Citizen Kan
Following the death of a media tycoon the public band together to keep their favourite tabloid newspaper running.

Spit

Some random guy has an hypersalivation disorder, and to tries to transform it into a power by drowning abducted girls into his saliva.

Transformers: Dark of the Mon

The autobots team up to fight the devil's lettuce

Dial for murder
A documentary about emergency calls that get overlooked due to constant prank calls

Gone IRL
Story of a person who waited too long for a response for his online advert and has moved on

200: A Space Odyssey

The Emperor Caracalla discovers mysterious black slab and turns into a giant babby.

Harry Potter => Arry Potter

Exactly the same series, but entirely in cockney accents.

12 years a slav
The epic true story of Ivan Ivanovich Ivansky

>>740276649

Guardians f the Galaxy

Simply, the porn spoof

Inside Ut

A movie about a schizophrenic pornstar named Ut, struggling with her emotions

>Rear Window
>Ear Window
A suspense movie about a recluse with transparent ears.

>No County for Old Men
Same thing but on a much smaller scale

>The Kin I Live in
Documentary about furry communities on Tumblr

Looer

In a future India, time-travel exists, but it's only available to those with the means to pay for it on the brown market. When the curry mob wants to eliminate someone, it sends the target into the past, where a pajeet known as a looer lies in wait to finish the job. Rakesh (Ajay Devgan) is one such hired poo, and he does his job well -- until the day his bosses decide to "close the loo" and send Joe's future self (Daler Mehndi) back in time to be killed.

Kazaa.
Shaq has to fight to survive while doing a dime in San Quentin for software piracy.

30

It's 300 but they're only 30 and they die at the first battle.
The rest of the movie is 90 minutes of the Persians laughing at how stupid spartans are.

It's a Wonderful Lie

Jimmy Stewart discovers that everybody would not really miss him when he dies after all.

>Lolita
>Loita
A slice-of-life flick following a bunch of Bostonian delinquents.

This is pure magic. One of the best threads I've ever seen. Well done anons. Haven't laughed this much in ages.

Stop or my mom will hoot
A depressing story of one mothers journey into dementia

Cataway

Tom Hanks is the sole survivor on a deserted island. He need to get home to put his cat away, as he left her out in the yard.

Spiderma

A hard-working college student is bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes pregnant

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>>740282793
>>740282842

Taxi Diver
An insane mans journey as he transitions from driving a taxi to becoming a scuba instructor

The ride of Frankenstein
Frankenstein has a midlife crisis, divorces his wife and buys a sweet new car. Hilarity ensues

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Dead /pol/

An overweight autistic fag discovers he is immortal and try be a superhero. He fails miserably, then proceeds to complain about it online.

>Zoom
>Zoo

Adam Sandler buys a new remote which turns out to only work on Animal Planet.

American Pi 3

Dude put his dick in a calculator three films ago. Now we have all the pointless, lesser characters making dirty algebra jokes in this straight-to-DVD release.

>>740282834
Hahahahah!

Men who stare at oats
Two men stare at a bowl of oats for several hours.

Boy in the Hood

Young boy wears a hooded sweatshirt, realises how tough it is in the ghetto.

>>740276649
Gone with the Win
-the story of an OP who promises nudes and then disappears when someone rolls trips

Fight Cub

A small, underestimated bear beats shit up.

Transpotting

A movie about drug dealers who like to guess if people are Trans

>The Parent Trap
>The Parent Rap
SAID I'M SORRY MAAAAMA
I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOOOOOOU
I NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOU CRY
BUT TONIGHT, I'M CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET

Forest Ump
The story of an umpire lost in the woods.

Lags of our fathers
A documentary about the pioneers in online gaming

Star War
It's Star Wars, but only one war.

>>740276649
>Pochohontis
>Pochohonti
Just like the orig movie but there's more than one pochohontis

>>740283424
Nice

>>740282138
MY SIDES

Liar Lia

A female lawyer named Lia goes through the struggles of lying a whole bunch.

>I, Root

In 2035 a dendrophobic cop investigates a murder that he thinks was committed by a tree, and discovers that plants are a serious threat to humanity.

>>740283543
I thought it was with two R's, like Forrest.
On that,
>Forrest Gump
>Forrest Gum
Instead of shrimp, Bubba and Forrest connect and make bank with chewing gum. Could involve them chewing gum throughout the whole movie.

Raveheart.
The tale of an iconoclast trance fan leading a rebellion against curfews, drug laws and anyone who refuses to cry 'Freedooooooom!!' When that beat drops.

>>740283592
good effort, but it's spelled Pocahontas

Ace Ventura E.T. Detective

Ace Ventura finds E.T. and sends him home.

>Snow White
>Now White

Biography of Michael Jackson

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>>740283722
FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The Avenger. Earths mightiest heroes must come together but they don't. Samuel L Jackson must face the alien invaders alone but he fails miserably

Kickboer
Van Damme wakes up from a night dancing to see that he's inherited a farm from some South African rebels.

>Inception
>Ineption
A sleep analyst and the repeat offender he's trying to pursue both have shit luck.

>The gd father
A movie about the graphic design mafia.

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>>740283693
Sensational!

Mr. Bans holiday

A humorous tale of a 4chan moderator taking a vacation and struggling to fit into society.

>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind
Jim Carrey's wild efforts to undermine his Mormon ex primarily with weed.

Hostbusters.
Local tenancy inspectors shut down a city wide airbnb prostitution racket.

A beautiful mid

Russel Crowe is the world's best LoL player but suffers from schizophrenia

>Inception
>Ineption

Everybody is dumb. EVERYBODY

>Seven Samurai
>Sven Samurai

A swedish dude ends up in Japan and becomes a samurai

Mall cp

Does not require a description

The Shinin'
Its the same as the original Shining but everyone has a thick Cajun accent.
"Heeus Jonneh"

>>740276814
Fuck you

>The Rom

Not at all related to Wiseau, but it's still regarded as the worst movie ever made because the cast is entirely gypsies.

>>740284304
On that,
>The Last Samurai
>The Lat Samurai
Keanu Reeves defies the odds in a viciously competitive exercise machine market.

>Whiplash
>Hiplash

Welcome to the Conga Dance Championship where a scrawny young male follows his dreams of becoming champ

Road Trip
>Road Rip
>Four WWII vets trace back the woman they 4-way'd when they were young only to find out it was a lady-boy and the group has mixed feelings about this.

Hotel or Dogs

Teenagers struggle to choose between living in a luxurious hotel and owning pets.

Met the parents
The story of a man who visited his girlfriends parents for the first time and had a relaxing, uneventful weekend

>Braveheart
>Raveheart

Adventures of an Irish man in the suburbs of Berlin

Eurotrip
Eurotip

A girl from USA moves to Europe to live with her online boyfriend, whom she met on runescape.

>Predator
>Redator

The struggles of a dyslexic man, who spends his days on reddit.

>Toy Story

>Toy Tory

The amazing story of a fake leader. spoiler, England sucks.

The Hunt For Ed October
Locals from a small village band together to find a mentally retarded man named Ed October because he skipped town after allegedly molesting some children

>Stargate
>Targate
A huge ancient ring is powered up for the first time, and instead of being an interdimensional portal, ends up being a tool for laying down roads. Kurt Russel oversees the operation.

>Walle
>Wall

All living beings on Earth have been extinct for thousands of years. Only the great wall of China remains and is seen from space by alien life forms who decide to investigate.

>Trainspotting
>Rainspotting

A severe drought hits California. Everyone is looking for water

>>740276649
Gonna need some sauce on that pic OP

>Dogeballs
Two rival teams of furry memesters battle to find the ultimate champion of sexy yiff memes.

>I had to change my diaper twice during the movie.
-Christopher Chandler

>Wow! Such emotion!
-FuckYeahWolfieButts on Tumblr

>9/10
-IGN

>10/10
-The Oscar

>>740284945
Hahahahahahaha.
So simple yet so good.
Can just picture Kurt standing there with his glistening Flat Top looking moody never unfolding his arms.

>My fair lady
>My fair lad

The story of a young Irish alter boy groomed by catholic priests in Boston sodomized on film, in this straight to DVD release.

>The Pledge

>The Ledge

Guy has an affair and gets forced to choose between killing himself or another, wait...

>Gangs of New York
>Gags of New York
Irishmen come to the new world to engage the Old Stock Americans in a competition of wits

>>740284781
Gold!


Bing John Malkovich
A Documentary about Bing search results for John Malkovich

>Aywatch
Kinda like Baywatch but they're on the lookout for aliens from the ocean.

Wonder Oman

Suddenly Oman ceases all contact with the rest of the World and closes it's borders. Everyone starts wondering what on earth is happening over there.

Club Read-
A comedic thriller where the staff of a book club struggle to entertain guests at while solving murders of staff members that resemble each the resident authors stories.

>American History X
>American History

Just an educational film about american history.

Ron Man

Alternate Harry Potter movie where Ronald Weasley gets a power suit.

>Tazan

The true story of a pioneer in self-defense weaponry, whose brain got affected by the eccessive voltage of his prototypes and now can only spell like a 13yo fuckboy.

>>740285367
Was just about to post this haha

American History
Edward Norton helps his younger brother bone up on the history of their nation so he can finally graduate from High School after repeating for 12 years.

>Dawn of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dad
The apocalypse is begun by a fathers backyard cloning experiment gone horribly wrong

Reservoir Dogs
>Reservoir Dos
A scrawny little Asian kid makes a fortune by selling CP/Trap/Boi pucci through the internet by using outdated Floppy diskettes.

Star Rek

The crash the Enterprise on an alien planet.

A Canner Darkly - A young man creates a fantasy world during midnight shift in a cannery.

>The Ghost and the Darkness
>The Host and the Darkness
Follows Japan's first black host.

>The BFG

>The BF

story about a murderous boyfriend that always gets what he wants.

>>740276649
Pup Fiction
A bunch of dogs dream about being humans and doing stuff.

>Heart of the Sea
>Heat of the Sea
The gay porn parody of Moby Dick. Now with a giant squid cameo!

The outlaw Josey whale.
His house was burt down, his family killed and force fed to him. Now one man will stop at nothing to curb his eating addiction, and his thirst for revenge.

>>740285791
Refer to >>740281800

The Row - Brandon Lee coaches a dragonboat team and dies after the starting gun misfires

>Moana

>Moan

The hot and steamy story about a girl that falls in love with the sea.

>Finding Nemo
>finding emo
The story of a father who finds his inner emo to try to connect to with his new step son
>Independence Day
>Independence Ay
A happy days spinoff where the fonz gets abducted by aliens

>The fresh price of Bel Air

A young Will Smith moves from Philadelphia to Los Angeles looking for a job in the booming luxury real estate market.

Indiana Jones:
>Aiders of the lost Ark
An archaeologist disrupts Nazis getting to get an ancient relic back on its feet after millennia of alcohol abuse

>The Temple of Doo
Indiana raids an ancient temple in India. As expected, it's full of poo.

>The Las Crusade
The Cup of Christ is being held by Hispanic gangs

>>740279302
Okay man for me this one stole the show. 10/10

The grapes of wath
A young man struggles with a speech impediment

Beauty and the best
A princess marries for financial gain instead of falling for a man better suited to her.

Godzilla
Gozilla

An ancient monster is awoken due to climate changes caused by global warming. It proceeds to tear down various facilities with high CO2 emissions while being cheered on by environmentalists.

>>740285991
Thanks /b/ruh.

>>740285991
Absolutel gold

The Lie of Pi
An Indian boy stuck on a boat comes up with a nonsense story about sharing his raft with a tiger. The original, but just remove the cgi

>Thor
>Tor

A darkweb patrician gets sent to the clearnet and has to deal with plebian normalfags from the surface web.

>Don't Breathe

>Don't Bathe

The spine tingling story of a soap demons blood lust.

The dirty doze
12 new army recruits decide to remain unkempt and sleep as a peaceful protest against the second world war.

>Doom
>Dom
RIPPING AND TEARING! With a safe word.

>>740286402
whoops thats 2 letters my bad.

Spoderman

The story of a comic character randomly taking over multiple anonymous forum threads for no apparent reason.

>The Man with the Olden Gun
James Bond seeks out a man who kills his foes using a flintlock pistol

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>>740286471
>remove letter

Enemy of the stat.
A man who works with IBM decides to grossly underestimate the amount of people that will be filling out their census forms online and decides to not test the website properly before it goes live

>Total eCall
A man goes to Mars and finds out how shitty interplanetary voip services are.

>>740281817
This could actually become a legit 10/10 movie.

>Burn After Reading
>Bun After Reading
A jaded baker's curse goes awry, and floods her city with dinner rolls.

>Place Beyond the Pies

A local man goes on a bank robbing spree to support his pie-eating addiction.

Fear and loathing in las Vega
A retired street fighter is kidnapped pumped full of drugs before being thrust against his will into one last world martial arts tournament.

>The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smug
A thread is ruined by posting too many anime girls

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>>740286800

Jack and Ill.

The adventures of Jack and the intensive care ward.

>>740286760
On that,
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>Fear and Oathing in Las Vegas
Johnny Depp investigates the aftermath of the Mormon Crusades into Las Vegas.

Children of heave
Children are thrown around from place to place. A good movie on what not to do for new parents.

>M
>

Just nothing.

>>740282929
This

War Gams

A high school boy is obsessed with his classmates robotic legs and tries to hack into them.

Now you see me
No, you see me?

A magician convinced that magic is real.

Monty python and the holy ail

Knights set out to find a more potent booze for their table and try not to be Oppressed along the way

>V or vendetta
A man is trying to plot his revenge against a totalitarian government but falls in love with a girl and now has to choose between pussy and his original plan.

>Maser and Commander
Russell Crowe pepper sprays anyone who questions his authority while circumnavigating the globe

Saving Private yan
Following the Battle of Yum Cha, a group of Chink soldiers go behind enemy lines to retrieve a sacred dog to cook and save their family from starving during one of Chairman Mao's famines.

>>740286604
Hahahahaha

Total Ecall - Grandpa learns how to skype

Jurassic Par

How to make a species extinct in 7 steps or less.

>Martian
>Martin

Just some dude named Martin eating breakfast.

>>740287161
OH MAN. SO, SO GOOD.

Dead/pol/

Some faggs clean up the board

I am Root

I man discovers a tree that has developed self awareness and must protect it against the company that built it

Ook.

After escaping the infamous board game Umanji, a feral Robin Williams has to get in touch with his inner monkey to get his children back from Captain Ook.

>>740280237
Please, the plot of Godfellas is a robot gets shot into space and has to look after the small people that grow on his body

>My air Lady
A misogynistic and snobbish phonetics professor agrees to a wager that he can take a blow up doll and make her presentable in high society.

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>>740287515
Hahahaha

>>740287591
Very nice.

>Kill Ill

A new infectious disease is spreading all over the world and we must kill the infected people or face extinction.

Princess Bide

The princess is not in another castle.

The Ides Of Marc
George Clooney plays a charismatic politician who corrupts an idealistic intern named Marc
Marc is ok with this and later has sex with Clooneys wife.

>Heat
>Eat

A story about a fatass slowly stuffing himself to death

>>740283993
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>>740285276

I had such a good laugh from these, thanks boyz. Would watch these for sure

>The rapes of Wrath
A poor refugee black man is forced to rape white girls, because they won't have legal sex with him. He travels to Germany, suffering the misfortunes of not getting the gibsmedat's he wants on his rapetrek across Europe.

'Ight in the Museum

Millennials visit a museum and find out it's not as boring as they expected.

>Jude Dredd

It's like Judge Dredd but instead of being a brutal law enforcer with no mercy, he just gives extremely hefty fines with accumulating interests.

>Close Encounters of the Third Kin
After an encounter with a distant cousin, a line worker feels undeniably drawn to an isolated area in the wilderness where some spectacular incest is about to happen

The 40 ear, old virgin
A man living close to Chernobyl, was born with 40 ears due to exposure to radiation while he was in the womb. He's an old man now and time is up for him to get some pussy.

The tree musketeers
A bunch of inept knights go around Europe claiming random trees as property for France

>The Maltese Falco
A gay Maltese private detective takes on a case that involves him with three queer eccentric criminals, a gorgeous liar, and their quest for the ultimate drag queen act featuring the song "Rock me Amadeus".

The Ion King.

When a scientist having uncovered a new ion-based source of renewable energy gets murdered by the leader of the communist hyenas, his son must not let his secret fall into the wrong hands.

>Olive Twist

An orphan in 1830 England finds his fortune by inventing a new revolutionary way of squeezing olive oil.

The Happenin
The story of a young nigga tryna figure out whats really crackin

Schindler's lit.
A German factory owner starts to sabotage the Nazi regime but gets distracted with menial tasks due to his chronic marijuana smoking.

Now White and the Seven Dwarfs

A documentary on the allegations of paedophilia around late pop king Michael Jackson.

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>>740288724
HAHA FUCK YOU

Ark City - Due to Moses' bad hearing, things get way out of hand. Everyone survives. God is annoyed.

The Beauty and the Best

Competition between looks and brains reach their climax during a new prom / spelling bee combo experiment.

>Das Boot
>Da boot

A black man gets fired from his job on a German submarine but is stuck under water with the rest of the crew for another awkward and hilarious week.

Weeny todd- the story of a cuck named Todd and his hot wife and their adventures in Africa.

The Neverending Sory.

The touching biopic of a dyslexic Canadian's struggles.

>Si City
A documentary about the consequences of lack of border control and unregulated immigration in the US.

>>740285036
this

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>>740285036
Sorry, Lads.
I have no idea who it is. :(

4 year old Virgin

The tale of a young boy who grows up, not being molested by his drunken uncle.

>Blade Runer

A documentary about the life and work of the greatest viking sword decorator in the history of viking sword decoration.

>>740276649
I have a feeling you created this thread because you thought of a joke and thought it was funny. It isn't.

ET. extral terrestrial to E.
eleven learns to take a cock

>>The corpse bride
The corpse ride- Tales of a hearse driver

>>740289952
I don't understand what you mean? What's the joke?
What's not funny about this thread?

>Karat kid

The dilemma of poor family whose little child fell into a molten gold tank and now has to sell him to pay for the funeral.

mad max: fury rod

mad max and his rod of fury

Van he sing
Hugh Jackman rolls around Transylvania crashing parties in his mobile karaoke van.

Seabis cut
A Disc Jockey named Seabis is on his road to fame, and he's only playing the cuts.

>Edward scissor Hans

Two gay men spend years courting each other, only to discover that they're both pre-op FtM transgenders.

>>740290396
Hahahahahahaha

Some lik it hot
An epic story of human courage and endurance as average folks can't wait to eat foods that are fresh out of the oven

>Mtilda

A little girl is euphoric. Not because of any abusive parent's blessings. But because, she is enlightened by her intelligence.

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>ill bill
a semi-documentary of how Bill Murray became 100 years old overnight

>>740291726
Hahahahahah

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What the fuck is this thread now, I can't be assed to read this shit.

>Hostbusters

The police department of NYC begins to crack down on illegal AirBnB apartments.

>>740292003
Sorry, mate.
It's a goldmine if you could make the effort.

>Rince of Persia

There's fucking sand everywhere so you have to rinse everything thoroughly.

>Bad Boys
>Ad Boys
A couple of sign-spinning hoodlums get entangled with a conspiracy put together by various ad agencies.

One in 60 seconds. An ex con trying to turn straight has to shiv one last crip before his parole hearing.

>Casino Royale
>Casio Royale
A spec ops agent gets tripped up in a mission involving an arcade tournament.

White House Dow - A young stock exchange broker accidentally floats the White House, hilarity ensues.

>>12 monkeys
12 moneys- A potato steals $12 from his sister and buys chocolate and gets in trouble.

>Lawrence of Arabia
>Lawrence of Arbia
A megalomaniacal fast-food franchise owner tries to establish and legitimize his own country.

Ran Torino - Clint Eastwood ghost rides the whip.

>Terminator
>Erminator
SciFi's newest B-list movie, featuring a race of mutant wolverine-alligator hybrids.

>>740293535
HAHAHAHAHA!
Brilliant

>Rango
>Rang
THIS SASSY BLACK CHAMELEON'S LOOKIN' FO' A MAN

Yes Wide Shut

Tom Cruise yells in pleasure while feeling the sudden clasping of Kidman's colon muscles after stretching her pink anus with both hands

>>740293821
Thanks, /b/ruh.

>>740276649
"The Scarlet Letter" becomes "The Scarlet"

Rank - Jason Statham fights to cure his body odour issues.

>Grinhouse

The world is afflicted by a zombie apocalypse but the zombies are exactly like regular humans except they smile like retards all the time.

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>>740294166
You sly motherfucker.

>A Team
>A Tea
An action movie that displays everything you could possibly do with a bag of tea.

Toy Tory
The dark documentary on how British Conservatives are mere puppets in the hands of lobbies

>A Bugs Life
>A Bus Life
Another slice-of-life flick about a tight-knit community of vagrants that converges on public buses.

Gone In 6 Seconds - A car thief becomes unstoppable after learning how to bend time.

Shrk
Everyone's favourite ogre has a retard cousin called Shrk. Shrk tries to fuck Farquad but trips over into a pond and drowns

>>740294574
7/10 would watch

>>740276649
Who the fuck has a "rubbish" week?

"Rubbish" isn't a verb, you fucking homosexual.

>King Lear
>King Ear
A dystopian story taking place in a world obsessed with bluetooth earpieces.

>>740276649

Green Mile could be Green Mole: The story of the strange growth on my ass that wound up being an infected boil.

>Satch
Turkish and his close friend/accomplice Tommy get pulled into the world of underground record trading by the notorious Brick Top. Things get complicated when the demo they had lined up gets badly defaced by Pitt, a 'pikey' ( slang for an Irish Gypsy)- who comes into the equation after Turkish, an unlicensed record press owner wants to buy a Rory Gallagher bootleg off the Irish Gypsies. They then try to convince Pitt not only to deface it for them, but to shit on it for them too. Whilst all this is going on, a huge Joe Satriani concert takes place, and a fistful of motley characters enter the story, including 'Cousin Avi', 'Boris The Blade', 'Franky Four Fingers' and 'Bullet Tooth Tony'. Things go from bad to worse as it all becomes about the money, bootlegs and the virtuoso guitar work of the Satch!

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>>740294852
Do you really use verbs to describe shit, assmonger?

>The Birdcage
>The Bidcage
Foster parents tear their home apart over betting who will marry their son.

>>740294852

Edgy.