Just caught this stupid fucking mouse. Trips decides what I do

space program

>>740256178
make a costume for him out of paper

toss it outside be less of a fag

>>740256178
Release it to the wild

>>740256245
roll

>>740256178
jam it up your ass, or release it

Give it a home and treat it well

Release at a good spot, with plenty food and water.

stab it with a pencil
and i dont mean poke it

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>>740256243

this is OP. I hope it's this one.

also rolliong.

Take good care of it

lighter fluid+set on fire

>>740256245
roll

>>740256178
Pretty sure that's a rabbit mate

>>740256178
make him make you some ravioli like a little bitch

>>740256178
make a porno with him.

>>740256243
Rolll

Launch it into space.

Grade him down to the bone with a cheese grader.

>>740256178
Let's go with space program

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Torture it.

>>740256178
>Abduct a child
>Make them film you forcing the mouse in your in your asshole
>Post footage to confirm

>>740256178
porno space program.

>>740256243
This

>>740256243
Plz op

Keep as pet

>>740256178
space program is the only logical option

>>740256433
i dont see those trips comming any soon so im supporting dubs here, space program

Put it in a large box with a cat and film it. Post video here.

>>740256433
>>740256488
double dubs. whats space program, like tie it to a balloon and watch it fly away?

>>740256178
Set it free like a decent human being

>>740256553
agree

>>740256488
winrar

>>740256553
fuck so close... reroll

>>740256178
take it to the pet store and ask for a refund

>>740256178
Space programme with GoPro livestream

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>>740256178
Drive/Walk exactly 1.6 miles away from your house and drop it off in the nearest patch of grass

leave it in your neighbors mailbox

>>740256243
>>740256475
This. Space program, where space is your butt and the program is that you launch the mouse up into it. Also make vid, so it's porno.

And fuck your bs about nothing to do with your body.

>>740256564
This

>>740256591
that's not trips you idiot

>>740256568
Yeah or space program

free him

Blender, record and create gif

>>740256599
Satan's Trips, ENGAGE!

>>740256178
Give him to your cutest female coworker with a very sincere and elegantly written love letter.

>>740256564
no, go to nasa and enlist him for the next mouse moon landing stupid asshole

>>740256623
this

>>740256178
Set your house on fire. Kill all the bastards.

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Be his friend

Let it live.

>>740256178
Love it forever and all time

>>740256662
FACK

>>740256608
Reroll

Leave it the fuck alone and release it somrwhere

>>740256178
put it in a underwater exploration program, but without a submarine, and intead of propeller, tie a rock on its back

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>>740256243
RWL! SPACE PROGRAM!!!

Take care of it. Feed it. Pet it. Don't be scum.

>>740256665
Aww that's nice

>>740256243
roll

>>740256665
closest quads m8 brutal space program or drill his eyeballs

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>>740256665
Fuck

>>740256178
microwave it

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>>740256610
>>740256564
>>740256488
>>740256433
>>740256243

i really want a space program guys, but the rules say trips. i have to be a man of my word.

smack it with a shoe and toss it in the woods outside.

Make a stew out of it and feed it to ur nan

roll, feed it to a giant snake

>>740256714
Yeah or space program

Space program

fuck him anally with a pencil

>>740256654
Roll

>>740256675
jeezy pete's, did your mother teach you talk like that, you botched transexual operation patient?

Space program

>>740256777
wew

>>740256777
winrar

>>740256777
winrar

>>740256777

my god.

>>740256777
Let's go

>>740256777
FUCK NO SPACE PROGRAM

free him :(

>>740256777
Oh.

Standing by.

>>740256665
Winrar!!

>>740256623
this dud is the new spielberg, porno space program.

>>740256178
Let it go with some food

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>>740256777
well anal win lol.

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>>740256777
Oh noooooo

Pencil up the bum it is then

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>>740256777
well fuck....

>>740256178
freeze it

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>>740256777

this is op. that would be largely infeasible. sorry. pick something easier. you can choose since you got trips. send a screenshot with this reply as evidence it's you.

>>740256178
First, buy a bunch of doritos, then put it in a box it can get out of then start stoning it with the doritos

>>740256665
Why is everyone ignoring this, we already had satanic trips in this thread.

>>740256178

put it in a sock and beat your furniture with it like this:

https://youtu.be/-h5WrWncDZw?t=2m17s

>>740256777
holy fucking shit TRIPS HAVE SPOKEEEEN!!! also make the pencil looks like a space rocket and you'll fullfil everyone else space program bullshit

>>740256777

damn it I made a reply before I saw this

>>740256665
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>740256987
By that you mean feed it Doritos

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>>740256178

Ok, nothing with your own body, BUT if this wins you have to record this:

>Get out with the mouse, and throw it at the face of the first person you cross while yelling with all of your lungs "Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!"

>>740256768
Yeah, or space programme

>>740256665
We have a winner!

>>740256760
reroll

>>740257002
Trips are last 3, not any 3.

>>740257098
That's what I said

>>740256777
jeezus why. Oh well trips is ruler around these parts

shit in a bag, put rodent in said bag and bury it

>>740256178
call it qt and take care of it forever

>>740256178
release to wild

Make him a little hat and strap it to his head.

>>740256777
>mouse famele in anal pencil real size.

i demand drawfags make material of this.

>>740256978
OP confirmed for faggotry

>>740256978
How is that infeasable? You just need to stretch it a little.

>>740256978
You miserable little cocksucker... TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN NOW DELIVER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

>>740257216
What are you 12?

>>740257385
Or use the lead end, it tapers so mousey might like it

>>740256978
I still say love letter. Post pics of restraining order tomorrow as proof.

>>740256978
Fucking deliver OP. It's just a freaking animal you pussy

>>740257105
Dude, knock it off, they only count if they're from right to left, like these
>checkum

>>740257002
Wow I sincerly hope you die in a fire.
This has to be bait

>>740256978
If this IS OP, this thread is now dead.

"infeasible" what? It's a fuckin pencil, mouse ass hole isn't a single quark in size you retard.

>>740256978
I get it, holding a mouse while inserting a pencil up his ass sounds impossible

rawlin for this>>740257092

>>740257479
Just to add I think you're all sick fucks and in no way do I condone this

Smash it with a book.

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>>740256978
When will summer end??

>>740257574
It's called tape retards, do you guys have no critical thinking skills? there's dozens of ways to go about this.

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>>740257559

Can I fuck it with this?

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>>740256978

>>740256870
>>740257002
>>740257077
>>740257105
>>740257420
Holy fuck summer is getting worse every year. I am the one who rolled those almost satanic quads and I'm telling you guys they aren't trips. Dubs, trips, quads, etc. have to start from the last number.

>>740257717
That might sting a little

>>740257717
Good enough. Don't forget to record it

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>>740257002

>>740257717
Maybe you should just let him go

>>740256978
put two holes in wood like 2 inches apart. put zip tie through two holes and strap mouse in for anal penetration. use cardboard if no wood or carpentry skills are available.

>>740257559
Because the mouse isn't just gonna sit there and take it. It is gonna move around and go ape shit and start trying to bite OP etc etc.

Microwave him, 5 minutes. Post vid

>>740256178
You and most of the people in this thread are such edgelords. Get over yourselves and stop abusing animals who haven't the strength to fight you back. Anyone that does things like this is obviously a twerp suffering from repressed sexual feelings for his sister. Get a job and be a good person. Not some whiny neck-beard coming to 4chan for attention and praise for being a faggot

Space program plz

>>740256243
Roll

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>>740257862

Found the lonely virgin

>>740257862
He's got a point, op find a bear and stick a pencil up its arse

>>740257717
Fu ker has a rocket ready to go. Do space program!! Ignore trips

>>740257811
Winrar

>>740257906
The pencil fucking is happening

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>>740257683
>tape the mouse and you can buttfuck it
>critical thinking skills

>>740257717
Seriously, use it to scare the shit out of someone and record it. Or space program. Doesn't seem to deserve torture.

>>740257862
I know this is your first week coming here so I won't insult you for sounding like a faggot. But next time you decide you want to post something just stop and lurk more

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>>740257862
>twerp
Get back to knitting grandpa

>>740257862
I mean, why shouldn't we abuse this animal. It's just a living creature which can move himself. It can't even think like humans can. And in the end it's just a mass out of molecules and atoms which couldn't surpass the human (or subhuman) race

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>>740257941
this

>>740257574
Haven't you see the Goddamned compilation of a guy doing almos anything cruel to a little mouse?? he cut his dick... HIS DICK!!! you cant talk to me about "infeasible" with that material out there, OP is a faggot and period

>>740257931
You're the lonely virgin if all you get off on is watching animals suffer. Go do something with your life you sick neet

>>740256665
rollareronio

Set it free roll

>>740258144
Yeah kinda cute tho, trips to set him free

Give him some cheese

>>740257717
SEEE?? WHAT DO I SAy!!! PORNO SPACE PROGRAM

Re

>>740258183
Please explain to me why would I (or you for that matter) want to see that.

>>740258247
This

>>740258068
You really think a mouse is strong enough to break free from some electrical tape?

You really are a fuckin idiot. Completely tape it's limbs and it can't do shit.

>>740257766
we just need to wait a little more m8.... just a little i promise

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>>740258291
he doesn't he's just pretending in an attempt to fit in

Put another glass on top of that glass

>>740256634
He won anyway you idiot

>>740257015
newfag...

>>740258370
Satanic dubs do it op

>>740257862
Did reddit server is down?? i see a lot of faggots in this tread.

>>740256178
That's a deer mouse faggot. Burn it or drown it in bleach water. Enjoy your fucking hantavirus.

SPACE PROGRAM

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>>740256978
Fine. Post a picture of you kissing it's lips.
No tongue you sicko.

release it.

>>740258527
Roll

>>740258484
Ballsackus, see we can all make up big words

fry it and eat it

>>740258291
hmmm.... for science is a valid xcuse? xD

>>740256178
Over feed it over the course of a year or two until it's too large to move then gas it comfortably so that it doesn't suffer

>>740256178
>except with things having to do with my body
Loser.

Set it free.

Fire

>>740258527
Rollin

>>740258382
some one is new to 4chan as far as i can see...

Shit on it.

keep it as your pet, call him "mousebro", love mousebro and give him a good life

>>740258668
Shutup faggot.
Only newfags call other peoples newfags.
Newfag

>>740258688
No, cum on it

>>740258144
Human race? Yeah, the same race who needs a government to wipe their ass and put chemicals into their food giving them cancer and stunting their growth because we no longer know how to provide for ourselves. The same human race that watches TV all day and consumes what big brother is feeding you, going out and buying whatever they tell you is cool at the moment like a bunch of brainless sheep. The same human race that slave at 9-5 jobs with little vacation time and have bills costing you more than you earn. The same human race that will kill each other over oil or other ridiculous material item because some "higher up" tells them that it is more valuable than food. Whose REALLY in the maze? Who is the REAL rat?

>>740258688
Roll

>>740258703
this