Just a thread. So everyday I leave home at around 6AM on my

>>740243732
Rape.her

She can see that you're a pedophile.

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>>740243797
goodmorning
>>740243863
no i want to at least get to know her
>>740243881
but i don't like children, i don't even like babysitting anymore

>>740243732
go say hi, what's the worst that can happen?

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>>740244010
i live alone anon, i have no friends or family, we'll get to talking then winter will set in and she'll want to come into my home and eat all my food... or whatever kids do nowadays.

>>740244126
>kids
it's spelled thirTEEN for a reason, anon
chances are she's in the romance age already
so go for it, talk to her and let her crash if she wants

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>>740244541
is that even legal? I'm like 10 years older than her

>>740244607
If you don't have any sexual thing with her it is , you could be her friend and shot but people are going to think that you are a pedo

>>740244607
why wouldn't it be?
it's only creepy if you make it creepy

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>>740244820
I think i'll just pretend she's my kid sister or something...
>>740244850
how do i keep it from becoming creepy?

"Hey, girl, you must love your dog to walk it everyday. I had one just like him when I was your age but didn't walked him much" and you trail off expecting her response

You should know the dogs race

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>>740245014
Use "steal" on her

>>740243732
Hi angel
Ask her if she wants to marry you

>>740245014
treat her like a little sister, i guess
be cool, and don't freak out every time you see an uniform
now, if the true nature of your relationship ends up going further than that, keep it under closed doors

Next time you see her and she looks at you just give her a friendly smile, keep doing that and let some time pass. After some time start a convo or ask the dogs breed or something.

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>>740245225
does that even work?
>>740245232
how does that work?
>>740245251
>>740245251
Hi anon! Where is everyone!?
I don't think I can keep her moans behind closed doors.
>>740245441
This is a good idea...
I have a bit of anxiety though.

>>740245616
Dead hopefully
W-what moans?

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>>740245719
why do you want them dead??
and if our relationship goes any further i don't think i can say... "no"

>>740245616
>anxiety.
Duuuude you will smile to her to build up cobfidence. How large are her breasts? Is her waist thin? Or is she a little fat...

hi ; - ;

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>>740245865
She's like a child but I saw her with the local high school uniform. DFC, long light brown hair, light skin and wears a New York Jets' jacket everywhere she goes.
>whichismyfavoriteteamaswell

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>>740245997
hey anon wry crie?

>>74024561
That's why you start off with something small. It gets you comfortabel with smiling at her. Is of becaude die is a girl or that she is younger than you?

>>740246051
well, you have already three conversations tracks: the dog (name, breed, age...) the jets and herself

>>740245857
Because I don't like them
Take her to your house then

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>>740246127
its because i don't want to go to prison!

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>>740246242
but i have social anxiety.
>>740246265
what don't you like about them? avatars?

>>740246284
I only watched the anime. Is the VN better?

>>740246390
are you really afraid of a smol girl and her dog?

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>>740246284
Just talking to the girl and wanting to get to know her wont get you in to prison. Besides if she doesnt really react to a smile she probably doesnt want to have any business with you so that's a good way of checking before you start talking.

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>>740246409
It is pretty good but very sad, don't read it.
>>740246496
yeah i am. anxiety is a serious illness, but something is telling me to talk to her
maybe its fate?
>>740246569
in the past they killed psychopaths so that they wouldn't breed. that's why so many people from England are so nice and so many people from Africa are crazy

>>740246390
I don't know ._.

uwu

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>>740246650
>>740246650
a-ah, i'll keep that mind.
i feel as if i'm going to get arrested
>>740246673
you can just hate someone for no reason lol
>>740246706
ehy uwu what's up?

>>740246654
could be fate, could be instinct...
bit i'd bet it's a good way to fight your anxiety
go! be strong!

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>>740246802
i don't even want to go home later tonight i'm so scared

>>740246654
I am trying my hand with VN, i had some dowloaded by a friend and started with rance (heh).
It mifht be fate. I am 21, kissless, the usual and not much troubled abiut it. But I am sad that I won't get that innocent, trembling and soft teen first love.

Go take youwur meds owo
>>740246798
I can and I will >.<

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>>740246980
Lewd.
and you shouldn't worry about that kind of stuff. from my experience girls love older guys. you'll be tearing up hymens in no time.

>>740246965
unless you're grossly overweight you have no reason to be scared

>>740246798
You'll be fine anon. But I strongly approve of going with your gut feeling. You dont get them for nothing. And it will help you with the anxiety like someone already said earlier

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>>740247161
do hate people in your real life as well?
>>740247183
i'm pretty fit, i ride my bike all day out of the city looking for work

I'm getting them now uwu

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>>740247256
>>740247256
she is soooo smol though, at least 5' even. maybe 89lbs.
i don't know anymore

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All of your other waifu faggots left you. The others at least had enough brain power to stop fighting a lost battle. But you! You persist!
Congratulations, you are even more fuckin' pathetic than the other waifu fags. Kill yourself cunt.

>>740247293
well then, you're fit and maybe even handsome, there's a pretty high chance that she's crushing on you
go for it, champ!
smile back when she smiles at you and go talk to her, if you follow your instinct it'll probably feel pretty natural

>he thinks only one of us is here

>>740243975
>>740243732
>>740244607
>>740245857
>>740247457
Kanade a cute! CUTE!

Swallow all of them uwu
>>740247293
Yes >_<

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>>740247553
Oh. You spineless pitiful cowards are hiding. Figures. I haven't see the classic waifu threads for a considerable time now. Makes me feel happy.
I think its time for you sad clowns to fuck off to your own cesspit.

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>>740247509
hey jack what's up?
>>740247535
what would you do in my shoes?
>>740247553
ikr
>>740247579
SHE"S MINE
>>740247594
um this is a personal question but do you hate yourself?

>>740247457
Dont think about it too much. She could be a friend for life and someone that looks up to you. If you dont have any sexual feelings for the girl then there is nothing wrong with it and also nothing to fear.

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>>740247918
What part of "kill yourself cunt" could you not comprehend to ya fuckin' ape

>>740247918
Yes ._.

>>740247673
Because they're autosaged retard
>Let's make threads that 404 in 10 minutes

And the bans start coming and they don't stop coming.
Hey NOW UR AN alLstaR get YOUR GAME ON GET LAID 7@?$

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>>740247975
she's really cute in the face
i'd have to be dead on the inside to not have feelings for her after i get to know her
>>740248041
i'm working on it!
i just don't want people to find my body.
>>740248054
why?

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>>740248075
AHAHAHAHAHA GLORIOUS!
YOU
GOT
FUCKED
Really tho, get a clue and fuck off. Make your own chan at whatever. Bring the miserable ragtag bunch of incompetent misfits with ya.

>>740248112
Nobody gives a shit about your body just do it.

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>>740248085
your white is showing, you should be embarrassed
>>740248218
its going to smell really disgusting after 5 days

>>740247918
i already told you, i'd just be chill and chat with her about the dog and the rest depends on her reactions, but i assume she'd try to keep the conversation going

>>740248218
ITSGONNATAKEALOTTODRAGMEAWAYFROMYOUTHERESNOTHINGTHATAHUNDREDMENORMORECOULDEVERDOIBLESSTHERAINSDOWNINAFRICA
CLOSE JAMAK

>>740248254
Imbeginningtofeellikearapgodrapgod
Igotguns

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>>740248301
that's true girls do talk a lot.
most times i see her she doesn't have her dog

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>>740248394
man rap died in 2002

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>>740248254
Don't worry you are already disgusting enough. And now that I'm here that odds are high that we are both gonna get hammered. Can't wait to see ya get what you deserve.

>>740248342
Imbecile.

>>740248461
ITSTHEPRICEIGUESSFORTHELIESIVETOLDBUTTHETRUTHITNOLONGERTHRILLSME

>>740248112
Cause I do ;-;

>waifu thread
>starts out with a discussion on how to groom a 13 year old
Idk why I'm even surprised

>>740248461
Your waifu is shit and your opinion is shit.

>>740248594
Listen you shit brain we are talking here about a beautiful story of a loli and her soon to be boyfriend. Contribute or go back to g/fur

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>>740248594
wow you really are mean
i can't really handle your rudeness at the moment so, good bye.

>>740248616
It died, stop.

>>740248647
I wish you didn't. They is much to love about oneself and you should learn to focus on your positive traits. I'm going to leave for a while see ya!
>>740248803
we have to disguise them somehow? but i am in serious need of advice here.
>>740248838
damn i know i'm shit but my waifu is perfect, PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
seey a

>>740248594
So like, what's your story? I mean yeah you hate waifufags but what led you to your extreme hatred of them?

>>740248938
Me too
Bye angel have fun sexing the girl

>>740248938
Why
Cant
We
Dance
Like
We
Used
To
Dance
And
Remember
How
To
Move
Together

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>>740248840
Please at least attempt to join the rest of us in reality or kill yourself. You all are autistic enough that you view a 13 year old making eye contact with someone (probably because they are looking at her in the first place) as a sign of romantic interest or as an invitation to talk to her.
Idc if you guys are just fantasizing here, it's still really really concerning behavior.. especially given how much faggots like you guys idealize little girls.

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>>740248840
You are talking about fuckin' nothing. Thats what you always did. It is more than enough for primitive faggots like you.

>>740248938
Fucking finally. And don't forget about killing yourself, you could do it in a ditch, a truly fitting resting place for a motherless cur such as yourself.

>>740249028
Its a long story. I suspect you are one of these idiots too so fuck off.

>>740249154
No

>>740249193
Then I hope that girl has parents or an older brother watching her, you fucking unironic pedo freaks

>>740249154
Angel anon doesn't make "eye contact" with anyone, he is pathetic.

>>740249232
No

>>740249273
The girl is probably staring at his stilted as fuck body language then.

>>740248409
don't you usually see her when she's walking her dog?

>>740249232
this anon doesn't strike me as dangerous, i bet she'd dom him in bed if it ever gets to that

>>740249411
The fact that he is so emotionally stunted that he wants a relationship with a 13 year old is evidence enough that he is dangerous, even if he doesn't have any malicious intent. Not realizing his actions are inappropriate is concerning enough. Stop sexualizing little girls you sick freak

>>740249333
You have to stiff when you're on a bike all day?

>>740249511
Nigga that wasnt even a sentence

uwu

>>740249507
>>740249507
>>740249507
>>740249507

This thread needs more No

>>740249576
Pedo says "no"?

>>740249611
uwu

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>>740249507
but i don't want a relationship with her i just think its really rude of me to not at least say hi to her even though she has been glaring at me for 3 months
>>740249411
i usually see her sitting in the park in front of my building, or standing outside the lobby of my building

>>740249507
I see nothing wrong with sleeping with a little girl. Mostly because I am Muslim.

I like little girls uwu

I see nothing wrong other people with sleeping with a little girl. Mostly because I am a plaintiff against child abusers. Brings in the cash.

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And this is why, ladies and gents, all delusional weeaboo blogging avatarfag pissants must be eradicated.
They are all depraved deviant degenerates. A threat to modern society and civilization itself. If you know any of these cockroaches living near you, grab the nearest and sharpest, go out and be done with it.

>>740249507
you must be really fun at parties, i bet...

>>740249682
sitting outside? alone? that doesn't sound good.
she's probably either lonely or trying to escape someone
go say hi, ask her if she minds you sitting around?
chances are she'll steal glances at you, ask if there's something funny on your face, maybe?

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>>740249682
You fucking claim you have social anxiety and then say you want to meet a little girl the fuck is wrong with weaboos these days

>>740249892
No

I have crippling depression uwu

I have crippling depression xd

>>740243732
>She doesn't look at anyone else but me.
I'm curious how you know this. Do you spy on her all day after she thinks you've left?

What's what's what's what's what's.

Yyyyyyyuno????????

>>740249935
I am, because I am capable of socializing with people my age

I have crippling schizophrenia :3

>>740249186
I have time, and I'm not one of "these idiots"

>>740250094
Kek
Asking the important questions

>>740250360
; - ;

>>740250246
>you will never be the cool older friend that brings booze to parties
how does that make you feel, anon?

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>>740249935
Maybe hes a fat fuck and she s so stunned by his disgusting look that she glares at him

I hear voices in my head >_<

>>740250409
Maybe UR GAY XD

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>>740249892
I don't have the energy to worry about waifufags irl.. I just want them off my board.
People who think its normal to groom 13 year old girls (when they have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old themselves, at that) should be shamed into exile or beat.

>>740250449
Me too no not that shut up shut up Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>740250500
U dont have the energy cus YOUR GAY

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>>740250390

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>>740250606
; - ;

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>>740249892
Hey Jack good to see you
>>740249935
I've seen her with her friends and they walk to school. my face is pretty boring
>>740249961
please don't think of me as a bad person, i've never been in this situation before and i'm dump as hell
>>740250094
when i get home she'll go back to sitting in the park with her head down reading a book or looking at her phone, doesn't look at anyone

>>740250392
Good, because older people bring their own booze, and adults are better conversation.

Stoppppppppppp
Whyyyyyyyyyy
Nooololll
Chdnxjdjcbceksldksmsjdhdhshsjasjsjxjdjsnsnsnsjhzksidjd, them c c hits this them thank Ruiz summer them funds sun such xg s rsbs x d s runs

>>740250732
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAELOWRFHI UHOLFGESVNJDHP IJTTOFJOTPMIYBJKNIGUEWCAF

>>740247918
Then I claim you!

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>>740250652

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>>740250500
You must be retarded to not fuck a loli.

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>>740250832

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>>740250694
Jesus fuck man don't groom little girls if you're in need of social contact go to a bar or a strip club. IT won't be like in those doujishin you read the only sexual contact you're gonna get after metting her is gonna be the hard cock of your cellmate. What is wrong with these weebs. anime has gone to shit in a few years.

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>>740250847
; - ;

>>740250880
You must be retarded to think little girls are lolis

>>740251143
Yay, this.

Little girls get in my bed uwu

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>>740250500
You want them off board? Looks like we have something in common here. The mods are taking care of this for now but Anons might have to step in later. I guess you are on board.
There are even worse avatarfaggots, I've seen them all. Believe me, being a pedophile is not even hardcore when it comes to this bunch.

>>740250694
Didn't you finally fuck off a few posts ago? Or are you so retarded that you have the memory of a goldfish and already forgot about it? Hmm. Plausible.

>>740250371
I began hating shitholes like this like 11 years on /b/. Avatarfags come and go since then but I'm still here hating.
There, the short version is all ya gonna get

>>740251278
I know. I really dislike the whole glorification of disassociation that goes on here.

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>>740251123

>>740251278
ur mad

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>>740251344
; - ;

>>740251341
u r mad

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>>740251091
You are assuming the wrong thing about me. I don't want to fuck her.
And there is nothing wrong with anime.

>>740251278
Yeah

>>740251389
And you are a pedophile. I'm okay with being mad

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>>740251387

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>>740251577
; - ;

>>740251533
Im not tho

>>740243732
You should definitely have sex with her. Forget what anyone thinks. They would do the same if they were in your shoes.

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>>740251341
An unsightly charade for sure. A never ending circle of delusional weeaboo fucksticks jerking off each other.

>>740251359
Stunning insight. Aren't you a genius.

>>740251453
Okay then, you can piss off now.

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>>740251617

>>740251453
you don't want to fuck her now. what about in 5 months when you're alone with her and you get horny? can you control yourself with a defenseless 13 yr old? and what happens when she tells her parents or her friends about it. you're a sex offender for life and prison for 10 years is that really worth it?

I think that if she's in highschool she's probably around 14 or 15, not 13 so you probably don't have to worry that much

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>>740251720
I mean.. im a weeb too. Its just the waifufags that suck
Danny phantom fandom is pretty cancer too tbh

>>740250996
D-don't cry!

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>>740251750
; - ;

>>740251720
Yes
Mad over 4chan
Mad over text
Mad over words that most of the time arent true
This started just your writing practice
But you actually became mad over nothing
Nice job
Gold star
A+
xd uwu :3 ~

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>>740251924