OH NO! IT'S A SCHOOL SHOOTING! >SINGLES DIE >DOUBLES

>>740240571
a

>>740240571
Im running away as fast as possible by the window

bring it

>>740240571
i spread my ass awaiting the bullets shielding my classmates from harm

>>740240571
Bullet, please.

hell ye

Хaхaхaхa, Dima, back in soviet russia we eat boolet

>>740240571
singles please.

Oh shit waddup

Oh noes!

yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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checkem^

Zike Nigga

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Shieet I'm outta here

Please kill me

WHAT IS MY FATE O MAGIC NUMBERS

roll my nigga

Can I join you?

>>740240571
llor

>>740240571
Got a spare gun?

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OH SHIT

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I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE FUCKING SHOOTERS, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING SCHOOL!

>>740240571
shit

>>740240571
'roll'

>>740240571
Kill me

gay

Grabs hottest girl in school and saves her

Action of tossing metaphorical dice in hopes of receiving a set of matching digits

>>740240571
end me

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

hiding in the janitor's closet i sure hope he doesn't feel me again

>>740240571
Gimme the 9mm

>>740240571
kill all the minorities and spare the whites

I race down the hall on my segway

>>740240571
ded

>>740241289
from the afterlife, i realise how close i was to escaping injured. feelsbadman.

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>>740240571
*blocks the shooters path*

>>740240571
kill me

>>740240788
>>740241088

>dub dubs: 88
>deathwish negate
>dying can wait
>let's masturbate

Let me die please

Pls survive

Can I please just die?

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oh shit

DIE NOGGER

Put to sleep

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I wanted to die anyway

>>740241361
Lame.

Whatup bitches

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>>740240571
I'll take the doubles

My porn collection is not big enough for me to die so early...

>>740240571
fuck nigga im out

Ez

EZ

Pls no

>>740240571
oh shit waddup

kill myself

Rip in pieces

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>>740240571
WITNESS ME

Fuck me up

>>740240571
BOOMSHAKALAKA

Y'all die except me :^)

>>740241587
fuck, am disapoint.

i put in all that hard work, put my soul on the line with my poetry (which, by the way, is a damn brave thing to do) and that's all you can say?

not even constructive criticism, just a plain dismissal.

I bet you've never even created anything original, you, you, you fucking mendicant!

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>>740240571
roll

That's it. I'm dead.

>>740241088
No

Singles please

SHOOT ME FAGGOT

4911

>>740242277
kek

insert pepe

Kek wills my death

Don't shoot me, shoot the niggers! Here, I'll show you where they're hiding.

>>740240571
good thing i'm not in school anymore

YOU UNDERAGE FAGGOTS THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>740240571
Halp

>>740242663
Does 66 count?

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REEEEE

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>>740240571
singles get!

>>740240571
Win/win no matter what happens

>>740240571
I punch the hot teacher in the face and cum all over her embracing death during my final fap

Oh shit waddup

Summons starsprinkle

>>740240571
Finaly

Check my 4 guys.

trechcoat mafia reporting in

>>740240571
quads or singles please

>>740240571
kikes fear me

>>740243323
GOD DAMN IT;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

>>740240571
Oooooooo ANOTHER roll thread. You stupid cunt.

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Remember me

Fuck you, roll

Drd

>>740240571
Roll

just shoot me

Has to happen some time or later

>>740240571
I'll save all of us!

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>>740243502
ju ar ded

My name heffe haha :)

I hope he shots me in the head.

>>740240571
shingle me

come at me

Oh shit it's a sni-

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Dylan Klebold better take my life

Run

Fuck

Trips get?

>>740241140
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE FRICKING SHOOTERS, IN THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY SCHOOL!

>>740240571
I hope my asshole stays the same size

I'm gonna smash all the dead girls I can found

Just give me a gun i'll kill myself

Time to die I guess

>>740243843
This.

*Starts dancing*

kill em all

>>740240571
oh shit

Pls

4444
ALL HAIL SATAN

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singles get

Man these are astronomically low odds

>>740240571
I have worked up a resistance to bullets through a series of failed suicide attempts. I'm safe.

>>740244027
>27
no you are not

Please give me the sweet release of death

I'd like to join in...

kill me now bb

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>>740240571

HNNNG

You can't kill what's already dead inside

GIVE ME QUINTS
GIVE THEM TO ME

MY QUIIINTSS

>>740244344
OH COME THE FUCK ON

>>740244344
very nice try anon

>>740244366
>>740244453
newfags leave

>>740244517
make me daddy

Run motherfucker

>>740244595
bend over and take my release

What is my fate OP

>Hides behind door.

>>740244688
as you wish daddy

>>740240571
jej

Running!

>>740244743
Doors aren't bulletproof

I run away and survive

>>740240571
ROLL the niggers down the slope

>>740240571
Reeee

Pls single

roll faggot

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I'm outta here

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>>740240571
WORDGIRL PROTECT ME

gimme them quints

k

My friend would not shoot me :^)

lets join to the terrorist forces

i wanna shoot a nigger

See yall in hell bitches

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Allah save me

>>740240571
shotgun please

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I will survive maybe

>>740240571
Free me from this nightmare

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Bring it fagg

>>740240571
allahu akbar!

Naruto running to stop the shooter

i crave death

>>740241688
The power of desire

time to join the shooter boi

>>740240571
Welcome to the boom show!

>>740245868
u r ded

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pow pow

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>>740240571
I have never died before.

>>740243843
I'm gay, Allah Akbar!

>>740240571
dead

hell yeah dude, hmu with a bullet b

>>740240571
I bargain with the shooter for my life with the loose change in my backpack

>>740240571
hope i get shot

Pls single

>>740240571
ded

>>740240571
Guess I'll just die.

>>740240571
Pull out my ak

Well, I've been waiting for this

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>>740240571
Time to hot foot it out of here!

I'm hiding in the closet

Peace nigga

>>740246166
>Guess I'll just die.
You even fail to die, fgt

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Lez do this

>>740246293
>BTFO
Aw

Hol' up.

Probs going to die, #fuckit #bringitdicklesswonder

>>740240571
I'm to cool to die

oniichan

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A

>>740246589
you deserved to die for using a thumbnail

nooooo

>>740240571
Check em

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ahhhh man

Rip Dylan and Eric

come at me bro

>>740240571
QUINTS

>>740240571
Fuck the one day I leave my guns at home this shit happens.

>>740240571
shit

oh noes

Quints plz

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>>740240571

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>>740240571

Pls

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obvius i gona die

oh boy

>>740240571
Im hiding in my locker.

>>740247342

This image always reminds me of that webm of a raw chicken being filmed like a porn shoot. It gets thrown around, "fisted" etc, and all the camera work is super reminiscent of FA-style prnonz.

Anybody have it?

Stand up, talk to shooter.
"Go on, fucking shoot me ya goddamn idiot. I've been waiting for someone to do it to me so I wouldn't have to do it mys..."

>>740240571
Come on man we never even met

Roll
cuz im a bamf

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>>740240571
roll

Bullet bill kill me

Rip me

I believe I can...

>Roll

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Roll

>>740240571
Jokes on you I don't live in America.

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>>740240571
It's over...

Trips and unharmed

....

>>740248197
At least I went out a believer

oh look i saved the school

>>740248076
it's more fun when you put a bit of character into your posts rather than mindlessly saying 'roll'

>>740240571
singles or I'll become an hero

Go!

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Check em

Single

>be me
>be 13
> le school shooter enters school
>some fucking normie from 9gag
> im a 300ib master of the blade with a ponytail and a sexy neckbeard
>i run heroically into the line of fire to save the m'ladies

I go for a hero play and try to take out the shooter, although deep inside I'm looking for an excuse to escape this miserable existence. Roll decides the outcome.

>>740240571
just fuckin shoot me

Kill me

>>740240571
rol

>>740240571
death roooollllllllll

Pumped up keks

>>740240571
LOKK AD MI BEEDCH

>>740240571
DON'T KILL ME I CAN SUCK YOUR DICK

>>740240571
OH SHIIIETT

>>740240571
this is autistic

>>740240682
Roll

Rip

>>740240571
Boi

I'm probably ded.

This thread is as dead as I am

>>740240571
oh fuck let's go

Plz god

>>740249990

Does this count as trips?

>>740240571
Let's give it a go then

>>740250034
Fucking newfags

>>740240571
Hey whats going on here?

Rip

>>740250103

nibba i dont wanna die

fuck school

RUN!!!

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>>740240571
grinch! NO! pls.. my wife's child has autism

Ded

>>740240571
I am the shooter

The sweet relief of death..

>>740240571
Aw fuck

>>740240571
fuck you I have a gun too asswipe

Let me die

hiding in the library, im gonna make it

No I thought we were cool

>>740240571
See ya later fags

>>740250563
dead
>>740240571

c'mon quints

I sure hope no one kills me today

quads pls

>>740240571
fuck you fuckboy

bye lol

>>740240571
RUN AWAY

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>>740240571

one last ride

>>740240571
end me

>>740240571
IMA ABOUT TO SAVE YALL

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>>740240571
Can't touch this

>>740240571
ok then

>>740240571
quints get?

>>740251152
Fuck

RIP

>>740240571

Hello fellow kids

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>>740240571
>we've identified the real culprit

>>740251337
What happens when I'm leet

>>740240571
ALL THE OTHER KIDS

>>740250967
>>740251367
dafuq

Carry on my wayward son

>>740240571
Roll

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>>740251353

Shoot me