Hey /b/ tonight's the night. Im finally going through with it, im going to become an hero. Nothing is going to stop me so don't try to talk me out of it. I just wanted to thank you tards for entertaining me for the last few years. Also i have a $50 amazon gift card for anyone who ends in a 27
>>740213806
me boiiiii
About fucking time. Jesus Christ I thought for sure you would just pussy out and collect all that shameless attention from the people who don't care about you.
Well? Get going! Do it already
stream?
>>740213806
>im going to become an hero
>Also i have a $50 amazon gift card
You're a starving little attention whore, aren't you?
>>740213806
Lets gooo
win
Blammer
Trying for gift card
Ezpz
winrawr
Me plz
Cmon boi
>>740213806
Just die already
Proof
All me bb
Don't do it man. I've been there but things do get better. Hope you make the better choice bro.
gift card plz
Rilling
give me the card now
Roll for card
>>740213806
rollING
Cmooooooooon
Card is mine bb
just fucking do it
need 27
>>740213806
For the love of God I beg you No!!!
All meee
Virtue signaling but I will take the card
>>740213806
Right.
CAAAARD
Phew almost not me
>>740214428
kek
>>740214428
ok im 28. close enough
Don't do it i want card tho
EZ 27
>>740214472
>72
fuck
If 27 you don't kill yourself and you use the gift card for yourself.
Gimme
>>740214527
Winrar
rollingggg
>>740214527
Die faggot
>>740214527
Gotem!
>>740214527
winrar, op treat yourself
Rolleroni
>>740214527
Fucker
>>740214527
Winrar dude you're the best! Screen cap me plz
>>740214527
WINRAR
>>740214527
OP here, I did say nothing was going to change my mind. Continue rolling boys
Gg
>>740214527
Fuck me, ill post the card though furst cum first serve
>>740214527
Buy an expensive rope?
>>740214258
Seriously though if you really need to do something just enlist in the cops and beat on minorities, but please their are still more options.
>>740214527
Damn I didn't think I would win. Op don't kill yourself, it ain't worth it. buy yourself something nice.
Treat yourself guy.
>>740213806
Don't do it, OP. You can still improve your life. The best you can hope for by killing yourself is not existing at all. Maybe that would be a relief from what you are going through, but it's still not as good as even the simplest of life's pleasures like eating something you like or fapping. The worst that could happen is some kind of hell full of torture. Obviously, this is not very likely, but who knows what is possible? You should stay alive and do some things that you enjoy. At least sleep on it and evaluate the situation again tomorrow.
Oh well
Rollen
just rollin for the GC
Here you go boys
>>740214713
Ateast give me the gift card faggot.
>>740214855
Fuck off, retard. Go OP!
Stream yourself OP
>>740214946
Already used damnit
If you're going to kill yourself. Write: "This is a message. This is my cause. It has been planted, and cannot be paused. I will devour, I will succumb, I'm glad Chester is dead, my least favorite song was 'Numb'."
>>740214763
Totally worth it. No more suffering
>>740215098
On your wall or something*
>>740214527
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
OP you should take a look around and reevaluate your life. I'm sure it's not that bad and you don't need to kys
Are gonna livestream it?
Hurry up and off yourself OP. I believe in you
We need you to livestream for proof of an hero.
What makes you wanna die op?
>>740215515
your moms soggy pussy
>>740215515
Prob depression
>>740215548
OP Don't
>>740213806
Here I was. Ready to do whatever it took to bring joy back into your life. Yes, I have the means and the resources, but your mind is already made up.
At the very least, I wish you good luck into the unknown. Perhaps is it just a gateway, or maybe it is eternal darkness. Either way, may it grant you peace.
>>740213806
If i end up winning the gift card, take it, and spend it on something you'd like. Dont be a pussy, anon, unless you're thermally ill, there's no reason to kill yourself.
>>740213806
nothing like an amazon gift card to bring peeps together for a suicide attention thread
>>740215614
Can you not read? He said he was going to do it, so don't try talking him out of it. Fucking idiot
You're welcome
>>740215548
What trash handwriting
>>740215751
Fuck you. You can save anyone from suicide if you really try
Henlo, see you in the afterlife
>>740215841
Yea im pretty autistic, borderline potato
>>740215863
If you really think that then you must be an absolute moron. I would totally kill myself rn if I had the tools
>>740215548
glue it to your back
Yo OP you gonna livestream it?
>>740216111
how's he gonna reach back there? thats stupid
>>740213806
You are just begging for attention. Thread is a hoax.
>>740216166
...Arms?
>>740216111
I dont own glue, will tape be fine?
>>740216166
Put it face down on something then lay on it
>>740215751
If hes going to then theres no harm in saying dont
>>740216223
Yea ok this thread is fake
>>740216245
seems like doing a lot just to kys in the end
>>740216260
But he should
Fucking hell OP just so it already
I kinda just want dubs
I'm leaving this thread. Either he is a fucking pussy or this thread is a hoax
If you're still kicking OP, at least show us your face before the news gets to.
>>740216305
It's probably fake since its been dragged on this much so its whatever
>>740216223
One last teency request. Play this song on repeat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVdBBOpSoN4
>>740216575
Wow, nice taste
roll for 50 big ones
>tells suicidal OP to play Baby Metal
>probably is a fan
top kek
>>740216672
I was trying to think of something retarded and
something that would completely fuck with anyone who finds OP and his corpse. Alternatively, I would suggest this, as it's a complete and total mindfuck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUGiL4dDQY4
yo don't kill yourself yet give it to me first
hey boy
crikcrakcrok
>>740217123
>yet
thread\
>>740217004
nobody gonna find him. he is all alone
>>740217248
the scent cum jars, piss bottles, or decaying fridge foods will signal the animals. Then, once they're there, them and lack of payed bills will attract someone
I hope you are joking. You are loved.
dead yet?
>>740213806
stream it, you fucking faggot
>>740217601
seems like you're the one that's joking, Anon.
>>740217601
He is an attention whore, of course this is all fake.
>people still rolling after card already posted
>>740217616
Yeah im sure his brains will reconstruct off the wall just to tell us he did it
I hate that you're calling it quits. It's a shitty place to be, I dont think it's worth, but you're the only one who knows you, your limits. Who am I to judge? What's got you thinking about it?
>roll
Roll. Should we post kik after getting it or what?
You're going to miss out on some good anime OP.
Rollling pls give anon I want to buy an onahole
>>740218077
what a load of cringe you must be
Roll, roll, roll around OPs dead corpse
Gently down the thread
Merrily merrily
Life is but a meme
Good one you. It is the closest to liberation nowadays.
>>740218887
>tfw just though "There's no good anime anymore..."
That almost just made ME kill myself.
Give me a 27 spaghetti
Is he dead?
Rollling boys
Rolllllling
Roollllllllllll
Penisxxxxarus
>>740217674
Everyone is loved by some one. OP your mom and dad love you. See a therapist get put on cool drugs. Things do get better!
Vaginafggggg
Rolling boss
Give me a roll bitch
rollin'
>>740217803
God I hope you are right. I am vary worried for this kid.
rolleroooo
>>740219427
I win yay email me the gift card at [email protected] OP
>>740219427
winrar
>>740219427
>>740219427
That was my post tho
abandoning thread.gif
Thanks for the gift card OP I didn't roll those digits but I like money
>>740219705
Why doesn't this site have accounts like Reddit? things like this wouldn't happen.
>>740220042
Idc I'll let u have it, im a richfag and don't really need it
>>740220269
Can I have some money? I could really use like 500 bucks to pay off my credit card and to buy the medicine i need for my foot fungus.
stream that shit buddyroll
>>740220269
Then give me one too, faggot
Ehh why not
>>740213806
Stream that shit for posterity nigga...why you holdin out on the tardz
>>740220537
A young man is considering suicide and you are focusing on such silly things? Also swearing at a time like this!? There is a time and a place and this isn't this. DON'T DO IT OP. YOUR MOM AND DAD LOVE YOU!
>>740220269
Send me $50 I was just shitposting OP abandoned thread and didn't send it to me
Ehh why not
>>740219427
Checked
>>740213806
niggers
>>740213806
Please
if someone wins, how does op give them the gift card?
>>740219096
You could always stick around for a 5th season of monster masume
GG op save a beer for me in heaven
>>740214527
Wow
Why are you gonna end it OP?
/get
>>740214713
You can't go against fate OP, the rope will break, that's the will of kek now
Kkk
>>740224518
Reroll
>>740224518
Rollfijg
>>740224518
Rio op
>>740213806
If your not dead yet. Have a good death my friend. Try not to leave a mess. And good luck.
>>740224599
Subs
..>>740224518
Reolling53
>>740224518
Roll
>>740213806
Here op
>>740224766
Dubs
>>740224625
Jugs
>>740220727
Nice roll fagget
yo
dude please respond to this you dont have to die, you can be happy just talk with us about how you feel
>>740225133
Reroll
dont do it
also rolling for gift card
>>740225211
Rollin
Rororl>>740224834
>>740225282
Rorlfldldld
>>740225296
Rollin
>>740225222
are you joshing me 300 off form the roll of a lifetime
>>740213806
roll
>>740225333
Two trips in a row
give me the gift card
>>740225296
Roll
>>740225359
>>740225400
Tripsubfag [email protected]
>>740225418
Rifjdjmsms
Please dont kills yourself OP.
Please.
>>740213806
Do a flip faggot
yes
>>740225418
4lrlrl
>>740225579
Yes
tfw op is too much of a lil bitch to go through with it
are you still alive??
Ravioli ravioli stream it on twitchioli
>>740213806
Try this http://www.cleverbot.com
Anon prob dead.
Pls do it
>>740213806
I want it nigga
>>740225827
Winrar
Did he do it?
its me bb i want the win
gimme gimme
Trust in christ brother.
[email protected] send dat card
OP livestream it you cuck
>>740213806
Can I um
Can I hold a couple bucks ya know
Since you might not need it
>>740213806
Guys come take a look at my suicide thread
>>740231396
Rolling.
>[email protected]
Contact me there.
>>740214527
The winrar dude striketh.