To everyone who joined this summer, there is a feature to make

Bump cuz true, this is a fucking legendary technique.

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Can confirm

holy shit. my pc runs like im in japan or south korea now

>>740213561
ikr, just did this and its like a nasa computer

Lel who hasn't fucking done this? Everyone has known about this shit for years.Even normalfags do this shit now.

>>740213686
Not youngfags tho, I just want to help them as were the nicest community probs

>>740213225
Wtf is this summerfag post? Everyone does this

You're wasting your time, OP, there's no way there's anyone here who hasn't done this already

Normalfags will do this, cmon man we cant have them learning this

this thread harkens back to the olden days when chris paul aka mook ran the place and he created all those classic hacks, memes and trolls we still use today

>>740213225
>Implying we haven't all already done this

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Dude wtf... why are you letting normies in on our secret...

>>740214531
OP here, sorry to all the ogs but we have to be accepting and let them know this secret.

>>740214119
Was he the original hacker they called 4chang?

do you wanna destroy our computers OP?

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>>740213225
Did this my computer literally started levitating and flying around and chanting in backwards Latin. It was sweet.

You can trust me I'm Superman.

>>740213225
Writing from phone, I did this and my PC is stuck at startup now, what should I do? Apparently worked for everyone except me wtf D:

please help this is not my pc it's my dad's, he will be back tomorrow how do i fix this?

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>>740217771
Kek

>>740213225
>>740213225
DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!

>>740218418
>DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!
DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!

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>>740218037
Gottem

>>740218466
>>DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!
>DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!
>DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!
DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUTER DOING THIS AND I'M GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE!!!!!DO NOT DO THIS!!! IT'S A TRICK TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! PLEASE GOOGLE "DELETE SYSTEM 32' TO SEE THAT THIS IS A TRICK!!! I'M WRITING FROM MY LAPTOP NOW BECAUSE I BROKE MY DADS WORK COMPUT

>>740217771
Oops

>>740218037
OP here, I'm sorry, but you have to open the actual desktop and pull out the red wires.

You are all fucking idiot trolling piece of shit if i cant fix this for tomorrow I will save this page link and report it somewhere, you're not getting out of this that easy

>>740219004
Youre the dumbass that fell for it fucking retard

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>>740219004

If you're at an age where you can get grounded, you probably shouldn't be on /b/

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>>740219004
kek

>>740217466
Newfag detected

>>740219240
True, all these summerfags complaining that I broke their comp

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I love how people actually fucking did this

>>740219262
that was legend. I couldn't stop laughing as it happened XD

Lol it worked x--DD

>>740219617
I have images of these dumbasses. I have a whole folder dedicated to people falling for this shit

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>>740219787
dump fucking when

>>740217771
>>740218037
>>740219004

>tfw some summerfags believed this crap I wrote

Thank you so much! My computer now runs like usain bolt on speed.

>>740220094
Lmao, Im OP but still these retards

>>740219990
Just started it so its not that great. Only ppl from this thread. Once I get more Ill do a huge thread for it.

>>740220235
>tfw your a newfag and you still don't fall for this shit cuz you read the replies first

>>740220651
Better than most newfags

>>740219004
Do you want me to help you fix it?

>>740213225
dammit, my ipad doesn't understand this command. do i need to use a different font?

>>740221130
You gotta use windows computer

>>740213225
This shit is literally so fucking old if you fall for this you're an absolute fucking retard

>>740221397
There are multiple casualties on this thread

>>740213225
Holy shit my pc is running faster than a 24 horse power sports car

>>740221580
Fucking Christ...some people should never be allowed access to the internet

Guys, what the actual fuck. I did everything in OP's post and my computer literally will not start up anymore. Someone on here better fuckin help me fix this shit.

>>740221685
1 more for the record

>>740221685
Do you have a magnet?

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>>740221685

>>740213225
Ok done it, 5 gb free space and gtx 1080 like performance! Thanks, op!

>>740221739
Haha you fell for my TRICKERY. I am a seasoned oldstraight and I even know how to triforce, however I shall not display that skill in this thread out of fear that some newfags might ctrl+c-ctrl+v it onto another thread and learn our secrets.

>>740221959
Lmao, proof

>>740219004
Lol in /b/ we dont give a shit about your feelings.

>>740222161
dude fuck you fucking nig op cursed me im gonna hack you

>>740222206
Ok 9gagger, calm down, drop your virginity and normie insults, everything is fine.

>>740222284
dude heck you i know anonymus and ill get him to fricking destroy your syetm 32

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>>740221776

>>740222358
b a i t

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>>740222358
Lol first day in the net huh?
Also nice impersonation of a 6 year old

If you are using linux you have to type the following into the terminal:
rm -rf / rf= relly fast

>>740222538
Thanks

WHAT DID THIS DO TO MY PC??? FOR ONCE I DECIDE TO TRUST YOU GUYS AND YOU FUCK UP MY COMPUTER!! HOW DO I FIX IT HELP ME YOU FAGS

>>740222817
Obv bait

This is actually a basic computer knowledge. Most of the people knows this method.

>>740213225
penis inspection day?

>>740222859
Oh boy you called me out on my bait. What do I do now? Maybe i will an hero and stream it live for the world to see. How does it feel knowing my blood will be on your hands, bud?

>>740222817
put it in microwave for 25 seconds and it will reset the transistors and undo the command

>>740223078
Lol raging fag.

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This was my old PC until I did this handy trick! Now the potato has gotten larger and hence made the PC faster!
>>740213225

>>740223816
That's a radish

>>740224023
no thats a carrot fuckhead

>>740218037
Your hard drive is now frozen. System32 is the command line that activates the spinning of your drive itself. Fortunately, you can sort of "jumpstart" the drive if you will. Take it out of the computer (carefully, not mixing up any wires and leaving them ready to be used again). Find the strongest magnet available. Place it on top of the drive, and spin it slowly in a circle in the direction the drive should spin (90% of drives are clockwise, try this first). This will loosen the axel in the drive that actually spins the disk, and the slight amount of energy left over from spinning should kick the drive on when you plug it back in and turn the PC on. Good luck, anon, and fuck this OP for trolling. It's mean and rude.

>>740224196
>>740224023
Fuck you both I know what my tomato looks like

>>740224023
>>740224196
That is a potato both of you are retards.

>>740224289
No fuck you thats my cantelope

>>740224289
Leave my grapefruit out of this

did this one trick and now my comp runs almost as fast as a mac!

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>>740224253
Hey thats a potato, just look at the resemblance.

>>740219004
>>740219134
>>740220094
>>740220235
>>740220651
>>740220746

Trolls trolling trolls. All of whom got here in 2013 at the very earliest.

I'm a newfag and I'm not even autistic enough to take this b8

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>>740224358
>as fast as a Mac
Yeah a big mac

>>740224349
Cherries are grapefruits? This is not a ylyl thread you know right?

>>740224397
Oh shit its twins

>>740213225
I can't wait to try this out when school starts up, the computers in the lab are way too slow. I can hack a script to get this to run on every computer in the whole middle school, then maybe I will get student of the month for fixing all the computers!

>>740223816
That's a radish

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>>740213225
>not also deleting the syswow64 folder
Are you sure you aren't the newfag?

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>>740213225
did that month ago,
now i can run gta5 no sweat on a GeForce GTX 260

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>>740224474
Calm down man you know I'm allergic to lettuce why you gotta bring that up

>>740224570
AT THIS POINT ITS ESTABLISHED THAT RADISHES ARE PROCLAIMED POTATOES, TOMATOES, RADUSHES, CHERRIES, AND ALL STEMS OF FRUIT, HURRAH, HURRAH, HURRAH

>>740213561
Lmfao
>not Antarctica

>>740224711
Kek

>>740218466
>>740218418
>>740218614
>>740219004
>>740220094

shut the fuck up chris.

>>740219004
How you gonna report it without a computer?
>inb4 FBI mobile site

>>740213225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

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>>740219004

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>>740219004

>>740220295
>I have a whole folder dedicated to people falling for this shit

>Just started it so its not that great. Only ppl from this thread.

I wonder if your parents are as disappointed in you as I am.

>>740213225
Thank you. Does someone still have the tutorial on how to grow crystals at home? I wanted to try it out but it seems I forgot to save the file.

>>740221580
How many of them do you think are real?

>>740224688
Lmaosfhmsfoaidmt.

>>740224211
Can confirm, I made the same mistake once and this works like a charm

>>740224211
>loosen the axel
Jfc I hate it when my axle is magnetically tightened.

>>740219004
>tfw when people keep quoting this even after I said I was trolling
wtf is wrong with you /b/?

If you really want a fast computer delete catroot as well.

Gold all of it

>>740217466
Summerfag detected

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I did it too it works

>>740213225
Thanks for saving me the money

>>740224526
Yeah!

>>740225059
Not all are recorded, but maybe 2 responded maybe 3

>>740213225
Damn, nostalgia

How to do it on Linux?

>>740217771
Newfag detected

Guys wtf...

>>740218418
Fucking newfag. Gtfo faggot

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>>740218418