General Revenge Thread /b/ what's the worst revenge you've

P.S. I hope the guy shows up that hates handjobs, but loves blowjobs shows up.

>>740210191
>>740210191
Lemme bump booties

Destroyed a relationship, dude ruined an acid trip.
Fuck that guy.

>>740210510
oh also showed his gfs nudes to a bunch of my friends because she wouldnt gimne tha p0ussy

>>740210191
My brother was and always will be a huge dick so,
I killed my brother's rats when I was a kid while he was at camp
I let them go hungry and they ate all their babies. All that was left was the heads and spines.
He still fucking hates me to this day.

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>>740210748
And I kind of regret it because I killed a bunch of innocent rat babies but fuck it, he's a dick.

>>740210748
>not drowning tgem in lime juice

still good shit though i applaud your cruelty

>>740210966
them*

Here's one.

>friend buys concert tickets
>he holds onto mine until I see him to pay for it
>sopumped.exe
>take off work
>make general arrangements
>friend asks girl to go with him that he already bought a ticket for
>she says no
>"fuck it bro! we'll still go together!"
>finds out he sells all tickets without telling me
>I still think I'm going to the concert for a while
>find out what he did as it gets closer
>hedungoofed.rar
>act like i don't care
>"It's cool bro we'll do something else"
>wait months
>he sends me pictures of him sleeping on his security job
>literally has a pillow and blanket in the security room
>shows me videos of him riding around while he's supposed to be at work, laughing and bragging
>find his boss' number
>text his boss said pictures
>yourefired.trump
>watch from the sidelines as he gets fired
>sympathize with him
>"Man that sucks bro"
>laugh inside
>his whole life goes down the drains for awhile
>he still has no idea what I did
>no regrets

I missed one hell of a concert.

>>740211039
thats some good shit right there

Cucked some asshole in college.
Was total bitch and had a 7/10 gf, just annoyed me. So I'd go to his room and hang out got to know his gf, would drink w/ her daily. He wouldn't partake cuz he's a bitch.
Fucked his gf outside his room one night.
Relationship blew apart about two months later.
Beta faggot still was my friend for a couple months after

>>740211039
What concert were you supposed to go to? I want to know if it was worth getting him fired over it.

>>740211218
would also like to know that, but to me the chuckles would have made it worth it

>>740211218
Insane Clown Posse

>>740211443
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah still woulda been worth it

>>740211146
Thank you.

>>740211218
>>740211419

Whoever replied is not me.

The concert had Rob Zombie headlining. This was a couple years ago.

P.S. I would never see Insane Clown Posse.

Fuck them.

>>740211542
still worth it

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>>740211635
Magnets all the way

>>740211635
i just love revenge

>>740211712
I'm not a huge fan of Zombie, but I was mostly excited just for going to another concert.

>>740211795
hey man if he stepped on your foot it still would have been worth it.

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> be me 13 yr
> no freinds, finally gets invited to six flags with three girls (as freinds (i thought)
>i wait for 2 hours at hurricane harbor for them cause i didn't bring swim suit.
> as soon as we leave the harbor they say they have to leave
>bye.jpg
> literally see them eating ice cream after riding the Ferris wheel for three hours.
>rage fills my hands
>calm down annon i think to myself revenge is best served cold.
>fastforward 3 months
>homecoming game
>girl who abandon me says she likes me (before the game)
> walk up to her tell her " I don't like you, you don't even deserve to be my friend you awful bitch"
> cries her bitch eyes out
>feel bad
>go back and apologize. cuddle for like 20 min
>find out her parents are getting divorced and is severely depressed/ suicidal
>run.jpg
>leave
>later that night i text her "you are worthless, you are a piece of shit. you don't deserve to be alive, you are scum"

>>740210191
I put a frozen shit disc in my roommates car because he kept stealing and eating my crackers.

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I don't get revenge. I mindlessly fuck with people without a conscious. I die of laughter if I get jumped because they are scared and still can't hurt me.
I've always been like this. I'm first, it's my rules, and you can only play if your my slave with no moral code.

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>>740212154
what

>>740211934
Holyfuckthebetrayal.mp3

>>740212568
I love niggers <3

>>740212754
reported

>>740210191
Girl cheated on me so I broke up with her, and so she killed herself. Jej.

>>740212754
i mean alright idk why but alright

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>>740212974
heh

>>740212154
>without a conscious
Don't go to sleep. Don't. Go. To. Sleep.

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>>740212836
Reported for reporting.

More greentext REEEEEEE

>>740213213
wrrrrreeeeyyyyy*

>>740212154
Saved for cringe thread

>>740213466
awh man why didnt i think of that

>>740210966
3 edgy 5 me

>>740213466
The only kids that go to those are the insecure kids still in high school.

>>740213541
You can do it too, pussy. Save my shitty post on your computer, cuck.

>>740213634
Saved for cringe thread

Slashing tires, also taking bitches back. Fucking up credit scores.

>>740213703
top kek, where on the autism spectrum are you? just curious

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>>740210191
I once convinced my girlfriend to have a threesome. It was meh , the she asked if we could bring another guy into a MwM threesome ( im raging with fury) says ok and brings guy in; i slowly told the guy that i like eating peoples eyelids when sleep; guys flees.... later i told her its not my fault it didnt work out and that she owes me ... iwantpicturesofyourmomnakid.jpg....she complies now i have all the family involved some way and have evidence of everything....fk im evil

>>740210954
Rats are fucking vermin

>>740213893
Somewhere around the same as >>740213916

>>740214030
Says the faggot on 4chan on a bully thread.
What a waste of space.

>>740212154
niggtard shush

>>740212154
Yeah, here that's what's referred to as "being a faggot"

>working shit job
>fired for stupid reason
>end of year comes
>bitch paid about 1/10 of the taxes she should have
>contact IRS
>2 weeks go by
>IRS shows up first thing in the morning
>suspends all operations until bitch pays them $20,000
>???
>WIN

>>740213893
And just below >>740214105

Yup, your kind knows my kind to well. I love little faggots that won't defend themselves in real life.

>Be me, horny 16 year old
>no social life
>wanted some pussy, to much of one myself to ask any girls i knew out.
>decided to join a dating website.
>signed up to POF
>Every chick is over 300lbs,
>whatthefuck.jpg
>oh well, just want some pussy.
>decide to chat to this one chick.
>Didnt bother reading her profile, it was over 500 words.
>she has short-ish brown hair, glasses, not as fat as the other land whales.
>begin chatting
>into the conversation she says she has a daddy fetish.
>that shouldve been my first warning.
>so we decide on a date, her house, her parents are out. Find out later theyre hippies, probs at a commune smoking pot.
>She lets me in, we sit on the couch.
>says she wants to watch a movie.
>i go look to pick one out.
Cont....

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>>740214132
Consider the following..

>>740214342
>wanted some pussy, to much of one myself to ask any girls i knew out.
nigger u wot

>>740214342
Cont more fast

>Kid doesn't talk all year
>He's probably crazy
>one day he's doing his homework in the back of the class secretly looking at my GF
>hey faggot, stop looking at my dick
>he's to embarresed to say anything
>the whole rest of the year everyone thinks he's gay.

>>740210748
Faggot ass. He was a dick because he is was your older brother. You over reacted like jeffry dahmer, and now you'll never experience what a healthy brotherly relationship feels like. My brother was the same, he grew out of it. The difference was I didn't jump to pre serial killer Fucking levels of torturing animals.

>>740214610
Go cry in a corner, faggot. Theyre just rats.

>>740214689
niggtard shush

>>740213160
reported you for false report on my report that wasnt actually reported

>>740214805
reported for reporting me on reporting a false report reported on you you fucking stank ass reporter

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>>740214800
nou

>>740214610
hahaha nigga u was just to much of a pussy to fight back lmao u weak cuddy

>>740210966
Edgy ass faggot

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>>740215151
I SAID NIGGTARD SHUSH SO YOU BETTER SHUSH YOU NIGGTARD OR IMMA PIC RELATED

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>>740215342
please daddy

>>740215390
traps are gay and so are you

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>>740215608
Not only are they gay, they're mentally ill.

>>740215683
then why the fuck do you have pics of gay mentally ill niggtard shush on your hard drive then? That makes you triple gayer than the average trapfaggot you double candyass cheesenigger

>>740211934
Heh, it sure feels good to bring depressed people over the edge of committing suicide. Hyves you a badge of honor feeling, almost as if you killed them yourself.

And oh.. the satisfying thought that there is no such thing as heaven or hell. Humans are just animated meatsacks, and you've blown out that fickle engine that makes it move. There's no personality, it's just a dead heap of meat now, nothing more.

It still doesn't beat the feeling of driving a blade through their throats themselves though. Feels more like you've done the work yourself.

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>>740215862
I never said I wasn't a faggot, did I?

>>740216036
SHIT NIGGER YOU JUST SANK MY BATTLESHIP

GG

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>be me
>in 8th grade
>at lunch
>enjoying my lunchables
>all of a sudden nigger named thylan steals my tasty lunchables nuggets
>he runs with nigger speed
The next day
>bring a home made "firecracker" to school
>it was just a soda can with flash powder in it with a fuse
>it's time to switch classes
>find thylans locker
>open it and light the firecracker and throw it in
>close it
>run like fuck
>BOOM
>It explodes and makes the locker door fly off and hits the ceiling
>everyone thinks it's a gunshot and run and scream
>all his shit is fucked
>nobody found out who did it
Never take away my nuggies

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>>740213703
you can save this faggot.

>>740216607
autism at its finest

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>>740214610
Lol even if I never did that anyways, our relationship would still be fucked up because he's a sociopath and has been one from birth. My relationship with my brother has never been and never will be "healthy." They were just fucking rats bro. Plus I have another brother who I'm pretty close to and was never a dick to me. It's good that he treats me well or else I would have killed his rats too

>>740213621
eh

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>>740216629
eat my ass.

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>>740214105
>bully thread
lol because getting back at someone for fucking you over is totally bullying

>>740217034
I meant to say "pussy" thread. Sorry I'm retarded.

>>740214228
id say so

>>740212154
Hahhahahahahahahahaaa holy fuck A+

>>740215242
im not tryma be edgy its just funny theyre just rats my dude

>>740217034
niggtard shush

>>740214426
Learn to speak English faggot.

>>740217111
I'd say fuck you
Bully

>>740217553
Learn to form proper sentences, jackass. My 20 year old down syndrome nephew couldn't even understand you.

>>740214342
>The bitch said in her profile something about ddlg.
>didnt think much of it at the time.
>looking through the movies and wtf.jpg
>ALL kids movies.
>seasons of MLP, old school disney, Cartoon network and Nickelodeon shit.
>what the fuck do i do? How could i possibly fuck her with spongebob in the background.
>for some reason i decide to lion king on.
>idk, its one of my fav disney films.
>she seems happy.
>ok, so we're watching through the movie and she falls asleep on my shoulder.
>thought it was pretty cute at the time, check her phone.
>Theres a fucking Tumblr app.
>decide to open it up.
>what i found... shocked me.
>i find she is following a whole bunch of blogs such as "Just sissy things" "forced feminisation", "femdom"
>my face turns pale.
>i see men, locked in penis cage things, wives getting blacked, anti masculinity pages.
>i have long hair, im a heavy metal fan, realise she wants to do this shit to me.
>go back to her page.....
> she is, and i quote. "An unapologetic Anarco-Communist, woke as fuck feminist, SJW. Genderfluid (they/them) bernie sanders supporter."
>I decide to get out.
>Never stick your dick in crazy, plus, i think she plans to sick something in me.
>shes still leaning on my shoulder but i dont care.
>wake her and say i need to go to the bathroom
>I go in, plan my escape
>think ill say my grandpa was has cancer or some shit.
>finally come out.
>shes standing in the hallway, fucking naked.
>she has a bush the size of the congo.
>"time to play daddy, i have a surprose for you in the bedroom" she ways.
>she turns around and walks back to the bedroom. HER FUCKING BUSH GOES ALL THE WAY UP HER ASS CRACK.

Cont

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>>740217434

>>740217897
>try front door, as its close to the direction of her room, its locked.
>decide to explore, find a back door
>make way out backdoor into the yard, have to wrap around the side of the building to escape.
>i make my way around, hear her talking.
>look on the window and see a fucking man there, probably about 40-50.
Butt naked hiding behind the door.
>holyshit.jpg
>he had a rope in one hand. I swear they were gonna fucking rape me. Or worse.
>i manage to get out.
>About a week later i decide, i cant let these commie fags get away with this.
>Basically i had taken a picture of the man behind the door and the bitch naked on the bed from through the window.
>Her mom was out gardening, hand her a letter with the pic in it.
>Run away, and come back 30 minutes later.
>i cant believe my eyes. Her husband was the Naked man in the bedroom! Idk, but i think he was fucking his own daughter and using her to attract men that hed also fuck.
>so im accross the road watching their fucking family get torn apart trying not to laugh my fucking ass off so i dont get caught.

>>740217553
niggtard shush

>>740210191
made my ex wife blow me a LOT after we split because I found out her heating ways. Shit was cash.

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>>740218022
This did not happen.

>>740218022
nice copypasta jagaloon ,try harder next time

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>>740218266
Like the ways she chose to heat her house? Or her car? Or her hands after snow got down her gloves?

>>740210191
made my ex wife blow me a LOT after we split because I found out her heating ways. Shit was cash. >>740218436
sorry. cheating. faggot

>>740218577
You're the faggot who was cucked by a man with 1 testicle. That's right Barry, I know. Low T much?

>>740218282
Nigga this took me 10 years to fucking type

>>740218849
Yet it was very obviously a complete bullshit lie that wasn't even entertaining.
Take longer next time.

More greentext reeee

>>740218827
faggot is as faggot does. didn't get stuck with a kid and i never saw his balls, but it seems you did. faggot. faggot.

>>740218994
niggtard shush and let anon share his most secret sexual fantasies with us

>>740218849
the fuck you did, ive seen this story verbatim in other threads

>>740210191
but OP, taking revenge is petty and perpetuates the cycle of hatred!

>>740218022
>16
>Bernie
Mother fucker how old are you? Just wait until you can pay for a hooker or weasel your way into a party with booze that some shit bag Chad is hosting.
Also, fake story.

>>740219826
so? that doesn't stop it from being fun.

>>740219312
Kek

>>740217897
>>740218022
If it didn't read like a bullet pointed list of every trend on /b in the last couple years, it might even sound like more than your typical garden variety teenage /btards fantasy.
>all our lame ass kink trends
>nothing more
>and you can safely put yourself above her bc she's a filthy oh lets see, leftist, berniebro, Ponie, Disney, spongebob, tumblr, anarcho-communist, saw, genderfluid, and wants to cuck you into submission with femdom. Did I leave anything out? No, did you? No.

Over the top, anon.

>>740217897
>what i found... shocked me

You're a fucking dork who hangs out here, and is familiar with all those things you listed. Even if this was more than your idea of a waking wet dream, you wouldn't be "shocked".
Weak.

>>740210191
Spammed dudes # on gay chat sites. When Google sms was up sent 150 text messages per minute to his phone until it crashed completely. When Skype was free and you could pick a number used the number 666 with voice.mods and an auto dialer to blow up his family's phones. Not sure why any more but it was fun.

>>740210191
>Person A was a giant douche
>He would routinely do shitty things to people just because
>People would tell him to fuck off and then A would get all pissy and depressed
>People become friends with A again
>Cycle continues
>Me and A weren't talking at this point in time
>I heard through a mutual friend that A was going on a date at some park
>I go to that same park and look out for him
>A spotted, follow from far behind
>Take a bunch of pictures of him and his shitty date
>Basically follow him around the park for an hour doing this
>Take a picture of the back of his Jeep
>Follow him in car after he leaves park
>Take a picture of him at Taco Bell
>Go home, make some stupid live acount
>literally safkhiuhjgbret@live or something
>Zip up all the photos, name the file the same as the account
>Email him the photos, subject's the same as the filename and username
>few hours later I start getting phone calls and texts
>"Yo did you hear what happened to A? that's pretty creepy"
>A went into full panic mode and called everybody he knew, including the people that fucking hated his guts
>He called me
>He was 100% sure someone was trying to kill him
>He said he typed in the ip from the email and it was in the woods by that park he was at
>Legit he thinks some backwoods hobo motherfucker is going to kidnap him and rape and kill him
>He was almost in tears on the phone
>I told him I didn't know anything
>He's disheartened, said he's going to the police station with these pictures and the email because he's scared shitless
>About 20 minutes after the phone call I had to call him and tell him I was just fucking with him
>A never fucked with anybody again after that day


It's one of the easiest things to do to somebody to make them fear for their lives. Just follow them, take pictures, then email them the pictures with a throwaway account. These days you might get arrested for cyberbullying though

>>740216607
Kick ass

>>740212154
so in your dreams?

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>>740210191
> be me
> be boss
> have Mr. know it all as employee
> know I shouldn't have hired him, but
> givepieceachance.gif
> Slowly regretting
> never does what he is supposed to do
> late for meetings
> always acts like a dick
> catch him one day lying to my face
> hasn't done in weeks what he should have
> yourefired.wav
> as shoe shows his real face
> involves union lying that I haven't paid him correctly
> it's basically me against an army of lawyers of the union
> no way I am going to win that without spending money and time on that
> I go for a settlement
> costs me a couple of thousand euros
> that bitch
> years pass
> forgot about Mr. know it all
> phone rings
> "Hi, do you know Mr. Know it all? He just applied for a job here."
> lol
> not allowed to give a bad rating of employee, but imply in my answer that you have to be off your fucking tita and mind to hire that mofo
> “Thanks. That was helpful."
> you bet it was
> years pass
> open e-mails
> Mr know it all wrote me
> asks if I can write him a recommendation for his job applications
> Mfw I realize he never had a job since
> Mfw employers find that suspicious and ask for the only reference he had: me, the guy he fucked around with
> mfw revenge is a dish best served cold

>>740222016
You didnt do anything.
There was no revenge. Just life passing by.
Fuck off. He fucked you hard.

Moar >greentext reeeeeeeeee

>>740210191
When I was in high school, a chick slapped me for no reason other than to be a cunt. Well i couldn't hit a woman so i got creative. She was a fat ass black bitch named ebony. I found a magazine called ebony that had that big ol bitch from that movie precious on the cover. She also always had this giant bottle of lotion with her. I wait until lunch, get her book bag and purse and dump the lotion in them. We walk in the next class and on the board it reads lotion with the magazine cover hung right above it. I didnt get caught, i actually got a kid i didnt like blamed for it. She left the school a week later, and he got jumped by her brothers.

>>740222628
Nigger being a nigger
No suprise

>>740222950
Her or me?

>>740210191
>be me, 24 and horny
>see milf drunk around friends
>chat, she hits on me, decide i could probly get my dick in that
>white knight rolls around the corner on his moped, swoops in, chats her up, offers to take her home
>she realizes she's tired, agrees, ok fuck this guy
>faggot leaves his backpack and helmet behind for some dumb ass reason
>even my adult friends give me that look tellin me "i wont tell if you dont"
>take his shit, throw it in the dumpster out back
>apparently had his laptop and school work in there
>guy comes back, looks for his shit, im down the lane, he can't see me but i am lmfao at him
>gets frustrated, leaves, never seen him around there again
i went back the next morning to check out the laptop, a girl seen me about to put it back in the dumpster when she stops me and asks if she can have it because her boyfriend repairs pcs
bruh.
"yeah sure, i dont want it anymore, im upgrading"
lmfao his shit is scattered to the seven seas by now

>>740214608
Fuck you

>>740222016
What? This makes no sense. Who in their right mind would ask for a recommendation from an employer they sued? Also this >>740222300

>>740212154
B8

>>740223638
Found the kid in the back of the class, kek

>>740216724
Sociopath or not, have some class instead of being a fuckin hic and using animals as leverage in your deliberate and autistic schemes to sort out your sibling rivalries

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>>740210191

>Just got out of boot and tech school (US)
>I fucking bleed red white and blue
>Always great attitude, willing to do shitty jobs and mindless duty
>Sergeants notice. Let me dip early every other Friday
>Life's good
>Not like every portrayal of douchey leadership. I work hard, get respected.
>Until one day, our shop has to clean bathrooms
>Go in with usual faggot ass "Can do!" gusto.
>Scrub urinals like there's a promotion hidden in them.
>In comes night shift Shift lead.
>Literally pisses right next to me. He had 5 urinals to choose from, choose the one right next to me
>"Heh, looks like you missed a spot. Clean that up."
>Bitch didn't even flush. Made me clean it.
>Forthood.jpeg

Fast forward 3 years later
>Same sergeant is working at the piss station, working cush 9-4 job with AC indoors.
>I get called in to get randomly drug tested
>thisismychance.png
>They go through the instructions, got a guy looking at MY dick like it's got a promotion for him.
>Piss all over the side of it.
>Give it back to Sergeant Piss
>"Oh my god! Did you never learn to PISS?! You're fucking disgusting!"
>Sorry, sir.
>March my ass outta there. No fucks given.
>Gonna make me touch your piss? Enjoy mine, fucko.

I was about a month away from outprocessing. Nothing he could do to me, as far as ramifications could go. Felt so fucking good.