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Russian anon reporting in. Ask your questions. Also no politics

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Russian anon reporting in. Ask your questions.
Also no politics and other shit, I will ignore this.
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Russians are subhuman.
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>>740174651
Haхyй иди, пидp
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meh, i like chechens better
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What is an average day for a russian?
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>>740174909
This is understandable, say something new.
>>740174993
Fuck you
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>>740175062
In most cases, the same as you.
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>>740174651
Is the adidas tracksuit russian a meme or do people actually wear them?
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>>740175062
My day begins with a strong dick Chechen in my mouth
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Russia's gonna be torn apart and annexed by China, etc.
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Do you currently or have owned a tracksuit in the past week?
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>>740175301
Previously, they were worn everywhere, now it is a relic of zero culture.
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>>740174651
Where's a good online community to learn Russian?
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>>740175413
Of course!
>>740175489
> good online community
There is no such.
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>>740175301
The poor population of Russia (40-60% of the total population) wears "sportivki" every day
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A нy чики-бpики и в дaмки
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What are some of the most widely know/believed urban myth and such in Russia?
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>>740174651
Hi i like russia
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>>740175413
Stop
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What do you think of the russian guy that got his ass kicked in mexico because he wouldnt shut up?
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>>740175828
Hmm ... That's a good question. Only the abandoned Khovriv hospital comes to my mind, I'm not interested in it. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hovrinskaya_Hospital)
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>>740176215
We do not care about him.
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How good is a ruble now?
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>>740174651
What's avoid, traditional Russian recipe for when you have guests?
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>>740176899
Is dead.
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>>740176404
Interesting, most I ever see with things of urban myth and such nature coming out of Russia is muntants/weird scientific experiments on humans.
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>>740177277
Now I was also interested. Give a link.
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Is the Slav squat a natural occurrence that you regularly see there?
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>>740175062
Schemes towards leeching as much monies as one filthy Russian can, from nice hard-working Europeans. That's it, garbage does what garbage does.
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>>740177550
Now this is no longer common. This is also a relic of the past, like the adidas, of which I spoke above.
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Is this real?
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>>740174651
What does drug-resistant tuberculosis feel like? And why do you keep spreading that shit all over the world?
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>>740177844
Yes. Not an anthropoid robot, of course, but in general yes - such experiments were conducted. A lot of Russians know about them.
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>>740174651
Why do you need roids to win anything sports-wise? Garbage genetics?
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>>740178119
Any ever successful?
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>>740177844
The image at the top is real. The rest is sadly fake.
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>>740178290
I can not say for sure.
>>740178251
> Garbage genetics
This.
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>>740178290
Ask more, my English-speaking anon. Soon I'll go to bed.
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>>740174651
Why does Putin love Assad so much? Is he an arab lover? KEK
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Is it hard to break the anti-theft locks on sausages?
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>>740178692
What is the most fucked up experiment you know of? This shit is so interesting to me.
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>>740178923
No politics, you idiot.
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>>740179008
Monkey semen injected into human females.
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Gimme a good USA joke, cumrad
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>>740178923
not the russian, but it has to do with russia having a monopoly of natural gas for the eu, and assad being against running a pipeline through Syria.
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>>740179083
Seriously, besides politics. Why is he in love with sandniggers?
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>>740179211
Holy shit. Did that work?
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>>740179393
Nope. Or, who knows? KEK
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I have a Russian hooker I'm banging on the regular. Any tips on how I can impress her so I can make her like me and maybe get the fucc for free?
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>>740179502
A nation, whom will never EVER let their fails show.. They macho, stupid macho.
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>>740178290
Not the robot, but there was one successful dog-to-dog head transplant; but the body rejected the head after a couple days or some shit.
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Chuck Norris's pubes in....
John Wick 3
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>>740179008
To be honest, I can not help you much here, but I can give you a link to a guy who climbs on Russian abandoned objects. True, he is Russian-speaking, of course, but you can include English subtitles below. In any case, this is the closest thing to your topic.
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAlexBochkov/videos
>>740179211
>>740179393
Yes, it was the same. Google it, if you do not believe it.
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>>740179271
+ a couple of oligarchs slapping their cocks in old Putins face.
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Are traps gay?
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>>740179665
Indeed, actual medical breakthrough. An Italian neurosurgeon is about to try this out on an actual human being soon.
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I sleep, all good night. Thanks for the interesting thread!

Уёбки, я знaю вы тoжe здecь cидитe. He ввoдитe инocтpaнных aнoнoв в зaблyждeниe cвoeй хyйнёй, oтвeчaйтe нa вoпpocычecтнo и paзвёpнyтo. He пoзopьтe нac, блять.
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are most russian teen girls bullies
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>>740179765
Thanks for the info my Russian friend.
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>>740180101
http://www.businessinsider.com/head-transplant-surgeon-beat-mortality-death-aging-2017-6

And a chink, dude sounds like a mad scientist but hey; if the person's willing to get de and recapitated why not.
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>>740180325
:3
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>>740175062
First i must make of get up from mud. within one hour i must be drink of alcohol or i die
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>>740180359
>full-body transplant
KEK
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How bad are Russian women drivers?
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>>740180160
>Garbage genetics.
>Retarded upbringing.
Choose whatever you like.
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>>740174651
Is the Russian language worth learning? It seems like the only good websites these days are in Russian.

Are there any parts of Russia that aren't shit?
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>>740180415
Vodka or death, Rushki way.
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>>740180684
>Is the Russian language worth learning?
No.
>Are there any parts of Russia that aren't shit?
No.
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>>740174651
Objectively speaking, what is the state of Russia for normal Russians? How are the services, education, access to information an quality of life there?
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>>740180101
>An Italian neurosurgeon
this should go well
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>>740181325
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>>740180738
In Russia, vodka drinks you.
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>>740181325
If he can stack pills fast enough, no problemo.
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>>740177431
Sorry Russian Anon had to go afk for a bit. But many talk about mutants in relation to Chernobyl and things such as https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
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>>740181210
>Alcoholism and starvation.
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>>740181717
>Chernobyl
>Russia
Geographically challenged much?
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How did you feel about the 1980 Olympics?
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>>740181210
Read somewhere that poor people started to drink perfume or some shit to get drunk; but the additive was toxic and there started to be a bunch of deaths/poisonings.

Also read up on krokodil or whatever (crocodile drug). Cheap heroine made from eye drops and other shit, more addictive and gives massive gangrene if you miss the vein.
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>>740181210
much disease and plagues, many peoples are crawl in dirt look for food, many childs are crush by truck
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>>740181890
In Russia steroids use you.
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>>740181951
Krokodil is garbage chemicals, that kinda act like opiates.
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>>740179393
It caused AIDS
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>>740174651
>Russian anon
>no politics
>[no] other shit
What's left, tovarishch?
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>>740174651
on a non political view:

do you think you could beat him 1v1 ?
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>>740174651
Why are there so many pretty Russians?
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>>740182328
Plastic surgery
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>>740181210
from my research involving purely Russian dash cam and road rage videos on YT, life in Russia seems generally okay, except for huge amount of thugs, drunks, and inept or corrupt govt workers.
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>>740174651
Why do you use the colors of Chile's flag?
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>>740182328
>pretty Russians?
You're joking, right?
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How can i fuck a russian qt?

Instead of vr what other options i have?
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>>740174651
Google or Yandex?
Gogol sounds more Russian.
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>>740182709
First, you will need to find a Russian prostitute. Luckily for you, that is 50% of the Russian population.
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>>740182263
cannot post pic don't know why
putin 1v1 you think you can beat him ?
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>>740174651
so hows your day? I was drunk, in Podolsk
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>>740182674
KEK
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>>740182843
>put bepis on her cat
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>>740182564
Also France. Laziness + too much vodka.
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>>740182674
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Why russians are so good at hacking while ussr sucked balls at computer science and was far behind murica?
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>>740182977
Tetris nice, no?
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>>740182977
not op but

>ussr was an union of multiple country
>which many of them havent that much evolved
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>>740182843
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why do russians have carpets on the wall?
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>>740183200
can i get a quick rundown ?
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>>740182977

not OP, but Russia teaches much more advanced computer skills and networking starting early on in education
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>>740182804
I don't want aids anon and I despise exported prostitutes, I have met normal russian girls that weren't that sluts when I travelled to russia. Tell me how
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>>740183323
he met with putin in china

/thread
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>>740183230
they almost can't afford one, so they don't want to degrade it by walking on it
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>>740183230
Russia very cold.
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>>740179211
Fuck commie propaganda

Read how russians grow fake news and disinformation in order to sow discord in enemy ranks. Former kgb agents like Putin have mastered the art of producing fake news and stories about the West.


https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2017/jun/14/russian-fake-news-is-not-new-soviet-aids-propaganda-cost-countless-lives
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>>740183383
>Sexy-time.
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>>740182553
See, but this is what is interesting. I have noticed the same and hear the same, but isn't that the case in all countries? Alcohol, shit politicians and criminals. But what about everything else? Only the weird shit is always displayed, I want to know about normalcy.
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>>740183386
t. Russian

that's a meme. I use carpet on the wall for my audiofile purposes.
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>>740183381
You traveled to Russia but could not find a girl to fuck? Are you good at picking up girls in your country? What did you do in Russia, e.g. where did you go, were you student, or for work, etc?
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>>740183624
It is a good question, i too would like to know except i do not think there has been a single real Russian reply in this thread. It would be better to ask on /pol/ or /int/
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>>740183542
Human/chimp hybrid experiments are very much real.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19926701-000-blasts-from-the-past-the-soviet-ape-man-scandal/
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>>740183068
>tetris
Do I need to make a rundown on american breakthroughs in compsci during cold war?
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>>740181951
i doubt it, alcohol is cheap as fuck, vodka is like 1/4 the price. then again their average salary is shit, so idk
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>>740183935
You no understand joke, no?
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>>740183715
Also cold. Old buildings.
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>>740181951
>>740183954
Yeah I doubt this too. It is probably some place with Sharia Law that banned alcohol and so people started drinking perfume because it is marked that it contains "alcohol"...people are just stupid. Happens in a lot of places that have banned drinks...
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>>740183722
>You traveled to Russia but could not find a girl to fuck?
Found but didnt fuck because I drunk so much vodka str8 for 10 days to the point I couldnt remember what happened last night.
>Are you good at picking up girls in your country?
I'm bad tbqh
>What did you do in Russia, e.g. where did you go, were you student, or for work, etc?

Short student exchange engineering program for two week in st peter
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Fuck off ukraine, you shit faggot mongle
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>>740184320
People started to drink perfume, because alcoholism and poverty.
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>>740184392
i did a short term exchange there as well, did u live in the dorm for foreign students?
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>>740184638
In Russia dorm lives in you.
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What do russians think of Chechens?
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>>740184595
No b/ro, alcoholism for sure, but not poverty, more like lack of availability
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What's it like near the borders of Belarus and the other Eastern european countries? Whats it like in Siberia? Whats it like being so big.
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>>740184974
>Whats it like being so big.
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>>740184638

In a hostel, I fucked it up tho, wasn't sober for a night, russians drink insanely too much and vodka is everywhere in cola, sprite, fanta etc.
Im glad I survived all those hangovers.
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>>740184964
Desperation and alcoholism. I know people who drank paint thinner. Barely survived.
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>>740175489
The dota 2 community has shitton of Russians in EVERY FUCKING SERVER. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Start playing dota and you will learn russian.
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>>740184974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt2AYafET68
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>>740184974
Siberia and eastern russia is wasteland
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>>740175094
What is the one guy who typed Russian saying?
From what I've learned, the letter "y" isn't even in the cyrillic alphabet.
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>>740185691
У is like an oo sound, like in sOOn
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>>740174651
I know this is politics, but are there still strong Soviet influences in the country at all? Especially from the people who were alive pre-collapse?

Whats the general sentiment of the people about the US? Britain? France?

If you got to pick 3 allies for a global war, who would they be?
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>>740186380
>If you got to pick 3 allies for a global war, who would they be?
China, North Korea and Iran.
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