You have 5 seconds to justify why you're not going to the

I'm 5'8"

>>740161676
Injured

>>740161676
That gentleman's testicles are probably the size of peas.

Hah jokes on you I don't have a girlfriend.

check m8ed fag

>>740161676
go brag to /fit you cocksucker

>>740161836
Whatever you need to tell yourself you pc gaming fagot

I'm a lazy piece of shit who hates life and has no romantic prospects because I'm a shit person and feck ugly anyway, so I see no reason to waste my time trying to prolong my miserable existence on this earth rather than enjoying life in the banal, pointless, meaningless, lonely way that I know how.

>>740161676
Eh, not the best photoshop, but also not the worst.


And me? I'm 189 cm tall.

>>740161676
well heres my reason, im lazy and tired after work. also im depressed so i dont wanna be the best version of me. also no gf

youre being racists against jews btw

Small penis, no point in having big muscles.

>>740161905
Go post about how fucking men in wigs isn't gay cus their dicks are feminine

>>740161920
I haven't played a video game since commander keen on dos in 1995. Try again roid raging faggot.

>>740161968
how in the fuck do traps have to do with anything? you certainly are a fucking tard, anon.

>>740161948
Being this beta
>point out that the govern ment is Jew run and bent on enslaving the white man
>"hur dur ur racists"

>>740162123
Your making fun of /fit while on /b/ which is 90% trap threads

>>740162197
*you're

Fucking Americans and their grammar.

>>740162197
*you're. i'm not a fucking homofag. if i want traps i'll go to /gif

>>740162261
Guess which countries language is taught in schools around the world

>>740162360
Ya you would fagot

>>740162380
English.

>>740162430
the fuck kind of counterargument is that? my sexuality and shit that gets my dick hard has nothing to do with you being a dumbshit /fit faggot

>>740161676
Psycho Pathologische Zwangsstörung
Don't know english name.

>>740162702
Ya try again fagot

>>740161676
i do body weight at home for free

>>740163024
*faggot.

you truly are impossibly brain dead

Are steroids safe op? I'd love to become Zzyz but I don't want to have a heart attack from too much tren.

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>>740163141
Pretending your well written for the sake of an argument
Insecure beta detected

>>740163311
*you're

>>740162138
most normies are beta and muscles like that are one in a million. you dont need to be able to lift a truck to get a girl and if you overcompensate that much with huge muscles and racism it makes me think how small your dick is and ego in general

>>740163311
because insulting his comebacks just the same somehow makes you better? and he's somehow the beta? youre both fucking faggots

>>740161676
Because I'm working on other shit. Still work out occasionally and make a point to walk places instead of driving but it's not really a priority for me.

>>740163031

bw at home master race

Im sick

>>740163615
feel better soon bby

Yes you probably were a 130 pounds piece of shit now you are around 195lb muscle man, no sex life becsuse Deca killed you dick, btw I'm 6 foot tall who can easy snap your arm one movement

I don't want my torso to look like a tootsie roll that has too many wrinkles like that dude does.

>>740161676

Photoshop, the master race

crippling arthetriis from lifting too frequently.

Crushed discs in spinal column. Awful stretched skin, permanent gastric problems from protein powder/hormones from protein powder. Bigorexia, the misconception that all girls like massive muscles.

holy shit can no one use the reverse search option fucking hell

>>740163902
I dont think anyone here genuinely believes thats him. You're the only idiot here.

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>>740161676
I'm working on it.
Lost 15 kg of fat so far.
10 kg more to go before I reach my goal weight.
Then it's time to start building muscles.

(amerifags: 15kg ≈ 33 lbs)

>>740161676
GYNECOMASTIA, to make it worse its only under 1 nipple

>>740161676
Because I'm married to a hot wife and have self esteem that's not derived from trying to look like a pint sized bodybuilder

because im lazy and can't be arsed

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those arms looks fake

Y'all always bite the b8

>>740164210
I'm underweight but still working out

Going to the gym requires a membership.
Getting a membership requires money.
Getting money requires a job.
Getting a job requires experience.
Getting experience requires a job or training.
Neither of these is guaranteed to ensure a job.
Ergo you're a spoiled brat.

Because I'm 5'4 so even if I get built as shit, girls will still not like me so I may as well live my life the way I want to and bet on the miracle that there's actually girls out there who like someone for who they are as a person instead of who they are on the outside.

>>740161676

Because last time a guy built like you walked by my girlfriend shirtless on the street I had to watch her literally gag back vomit. She was that put off.

>>740165466
come on guys, lets not genuinely believe OP is that guy, makes you look stupid.

>>740165236

I'm going to tell you something and I want you to take it seriously.

Most women care more about a guys personality than anything else, looks come second. The reason you don't have a girl is because you say things like, "bet on the miracle that there's actually girls out there who like someone for who they are as a person instead of who they are on the outside." That attitude is the turn off, not your height.

Clinical depression

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>>740161676

>>740165642

I know, I just enjoy that story.

>>740161676
im a manlet and dont have a gf
no need

>>740165743
I never even let that attitude show when it comes to online dating and I don't get a reply past the first message 99% of the time even if I read profiles and ask questions related to the contents of profiles. But I made a fake 10/10 Chad profile and I can say literally anything I want and get 95% reply rate. So I know I'm right because I've proven it.

>>740161676
I'm lazy as fuck

>>740165802
ive known girls that are repulsed by cut musculature, especially large trap muscles. If you have to go the gym every day to get girls, you either have a really dull/shit personality. Or you're insecure as fuck.

>>740165901
online dating is where the bottom rungs of society go to find partners. Gaming that system proves nothing. Besides the majority of girls on there are scams anyway.

>>740161676
>You have 5 seconds to justify why you're not going to the gym regularly
I'm straight, unlike OP

>>740161676

This is steroids.
Steroid users die young.

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>>740161676 (OP)

The fact that you feel /b/ should give a flying fuck shows how thirsty you are.

>>740166217
[citation needed]

>>740161676
Because who the FUCK wants to look like you

Lol all I could do is laugh you're a fucking douche bag kill yourself loser would probably still whoop your ass too faggot

>>740161676
Your abs looks pretty fucking disgusting and fake OP.

>>740166414
>>740166424
>>740166620
gullible fools

>>740165901

Get your ass off of online dating. As a girl I can tell you that; A) We get hundreds of messages a day, I've literally been on sites where I had 300+ messages in a few hours and I'm from a small town in Scotland... If you're in a bigger city those girls have it even worse. We genuinely can't reply to everything.

B) You don't get to know someone over messages, that's why so many girls date normal looking guys in real life and only fuck the hot guys on Tinder. The pictures are really all we have to go on, you can counter this if you have interesting pictures not just hot guy ones.

If you want to get a girl then go outside and talk to one the old fashioned way, and be sure to leave any comments about girls at the door on your way out. You might think you aren't broadcasting it but we can tell even on tiny hints so it's best just not to mention ANY other girl unless it's a sister.

>>740161676
Betcha can't time stamp u fat faggot

Dude in op's pick is an example of going too far. That doesn't look impressive, that looks gross. A nice bit of tone and definition in your muscle is all you need to go for. You don't have to look like a walking bag of gristle.

inb4 jealous fatty.

>>740166776

this

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>he needs muscles to get gf
>he needs muscles to function in a society
>he's that insecure that he goes to /b/ to bully 13 year olds so he could feel validated

>>740166135
this. the bottom of the barrel end up on dating sites.

>>740164210

Do you have this in non retarded units?

serious what is wrong with you hamburgers...

>>740167397
According to the CIA Factbook, the United States is one of three nations (along with Liberia and Burma) that have not adopted the metric system as their official system of weights and measures

America is the one that uses retarded units.

>>740163695
Dat deca dick. Need to up your test to combat that

>>740167591
Sorry thought the picture used metric. Soz mate.

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>>740161676
OP is a faggot

You all got baited.

>>740162380
Not American English for sure, even I am in Mexico and we learn English from England lol

how often do you work and for how many hours?

>>740167857
* i meant "work out"

>>740162380
English with correct grammar.

>>740166217
Not true

>>740161676
Because I am straight

Also: /thread

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>>740161676
That is clearly photoshopped.

Look at his chest.

Look at his chest and focus.

You can see the blending used and how the color wasn't corrected and mixed correctly.

And there is something about his arms that looks really fake, probably liquified with textures applied.


Either way, this is b8.

>>740161676
But my ancestors didn't take steroids

The hardest part about going to the gym is telling your parents that you're gay.

>>740161676
>excess vile by playing games
There's plenty of fit people who play video games regularly, take that shit outta here. You can have time for both video games and working out, faggette.

Congratulations on being your average gym rat douchebag trying to compensate for your small penis. By the way the best version of yourself isn't a fit version if you're still an asshole. Personality is a lot better than being "fit"

>>740168066
No, the hardest part about going to the gym is learning photoshop.

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>>740161676
Because after all the time and money spent going to gyms and eating enough healthy food I would be no less miserable and lonely than I am now.

>>740168041
I imagine he used the burn tool set to preserve value to give more definition I see no evidence of multiple images being blended. - Am masters concept art student.

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>>740167219
saved

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Because we don't have to.

Any dude from history could see me, he'd be fucking well jealous.

>>740161676
You're a skinny, short fuck with tiny muscles bar your arms. I train 3 days a week and I know I would out lift you on every lift.

My gf would laugh at how short and metro-sexual you were and thank the flying spaghetti monster that I'm her bf.

Weak sack of shit.

>>740168505
crazy how you actually come off as more of a prick than the fake character OP created.

Holy shit, FIVE SECONDS??? It took me longer than 5 seconds to open this thread and click "Reply to Thread", and that's assuming the counter started after I finished reading your post.

>>740165743
>Believing looks come second after personality
Are you actually retarded or 13?

>>740166776
So where are you supposed to meet people then? The bottom are at bars too and that's like the only social place after you already finished college and all.

>>740161968
/thread

>>740169233
Look up pickup, just talk to girls in public places like stores and whatnot. Easy to score
numbers and potential dates if you're not a retard socially and have confidence and look like you take care of yourself

Because I workout at home.

When you start going to the gym, you are weak.

The thought of showing your weakness to the world makes me shutter.

So I buy weight sets and workout before bed.

I start off with new weights, I do 50 reps each arm, a core workout with a medicine ball and then 5-10 pushups. I go to bed after that. Once that is no longer a chore and it becomes not so hard to do that, I upgrade the reps per arm by 10, I increase the amount of time I work with the medicine ball, and then add about 5 more pushups. I reset the medicine ball time and number of pushups when I start with new weights to make sure I don't become extremely tired at the beginning of the workout with the weights and end up straining myself with the other shit.

I am not trying to get ripped, I am only trying to get toned. Like, Will Smith in the early 90's toned.

i dont give a shit

>>740169456
hope you're trolling, pick up artistry is for the weak and it only works on drunk girls who dont hear all the bullshit you spout.

>>740168784

Whatever you want to take from it.

Whoever the guy is in the picture is short and pretty weak. He's is low bf. Take a norm off the street with low bf and they have abs without even working out. Its what nutrition companies try to sell to fat people on 4chan to trick em into buying their stupid products.

Its true, I'm big (over 6ft, over 250lbs but can do multiple pull-ups), have a career, my own house, 2 cars and all self made. I worked for it, I can brag about it. But material shit is worthlessand just societal hype. Fuck material shit and fuck having kids. I also hate my job but am suffering it so I can save enough to be rid of 21st life and go live a peripatetic life tavelling the world.

I also play video games and I raped on h2 and h3. So you can be hench and play games.

>>740169233

1. More specialized dating sites. I met my last girlfriend on a religious dating site. People aren't actually religious usually on these things. It's just a thing you have in common. Might be less relevant for other religions though idk. And there are other dating apps that are less about appearances, like Hater.
2. Work is good, usually. Most workplaces these days are pretty mixed gender. You're probably not going to meet girls you're going to date from work, but they'll introduce you to their friends, who can introduce you to their friends. I moved to a new city where pretty much no one I knew lived, and almost 100% of my social network is directly or indirectly from former coworkers (currently unemployed, or some of it would be from current coworkers as well). There's also other stuff like if you play an instrument you can join a band (there are sites for this, as well as Craigslist and musician meetups), and your bandmates will introduce you to their friends. I left my band fairly recently, but I met like 10,000 attractive women through my bandmates.

If you quit bitching about not being able to get laid for like 10 seconds and just focus on growing your social network, you can meet women who will sleep with you on the way.

"I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms, trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should" Tyler Durden

>>740169773
you sound bipolar as fuck. Why are you listing so much shit about your life? Who are you even talking to? Get counseling for your insecurities.

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>>740161676
there's ecchi

>>740169676
I'm thinking more for potential girlfriend candidates you'd see out and about at a mall or something, if you don't have any real social circle to meet girls, also good to just help improve your social skills if antisocial. Wouldn't ever do at bars, that's just gay, who'd wanna fuck a dumpy slut for a night and then hope you didn't get aids.

>>740161676
I'm not fat and I'm sure a lot of others aren't either.. my cock would destroy your girlfriend and after you're done watching I'll kick the shit out of you pathetic meat head.

>>740161676
meh. I get pussy w/out working out so im gud

>>740169981
I'm all for talking to girls in public places and talking to girls and not relying on tinder as a dystopian crutch.
still I hope you understand pick up artists are ALL scammers. Almost every popular one that does classes and stuff has been debunked. The book, 'the game' has been a novel choice for psychology students to do papers on for a long time now, its always ripped apart as the bullshit it really is.

>>740161676
I won´t bow to the pressure of society that expects me to do fitness and have a "perfect" body. Got better things to do.

I'm 5'7 and have wide hips and a womanish physique.

I'd rather serve alpha males like yourself then become one of them.

>>740161676
Joint disease. Now fuck off and let me die in peace

OP is just a sack of shit pretending be someone he's not. Get the fuck over your sad little life and quit trying to make others feel as you do. Muscles do look nice. I'm pretty fit from sports and my weight set but I wouldn't feel any less capable of getting girls if I wasn't. Plus that pic looks fake and if it's not it is actually more gross looking than anything else. You most likely have a small dick and or balls. Let's say this actually is you. IF your douche bag ass gets women (Highly doubtful) then you would not get them without said muscles and they're probably nasty sluts anyway. Doesn't matter what have you going if you're a shit person. Instead of trying to claim you are superior to people that don't shoot anabolic steroids and telling them they're shit because they have lives, why don't you encourage people to exercise? Quit being a fucking piece of human trash.

>>740161676
Not worth $65 a month to me.

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>>740161676

I go 3 out of every 5 days or so. With my body type and metabolism, it's extremely difficult to put on weight. But I keep at it anyway. And then the rest of my time goes to games...

>>740170300
Nice dubs, and yes everything RSD is complete and utter horseshit as almost everything in the pua community is. It's just businesses making hundreds of thousands if not millions making people think they will change there beta ways from just them, It's pretty easy to see through the bullshit if not retarded, but yeah I know what you mean

>>740161676
Too busy working on science shit.

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Im the CEO of my own startup company thats recieved a partnership with the Gov of Can and have a 4.0 and am writing a novel. Also my GF is hot, it's called being a classic. You look a Jersey shore reject or something a 13 year old boy drew in art class. I suggest you spend less damn injecting needles in your ass and more time injecting value into the economy. I'll see you in the drive through.

Doing steroids to become "the best version of yourself".. sorry mate, your dickie will remain small despite all efforts, girls will get wet only at the mall but in the bedroom they will get disappointed. Good luck on improving appearances tho :)