last text a girl sent you: "okay!!! i'm so happy you

>>740123859
"I got them - Thanks so much! Feel free to come by anytime :)"

>>740123859
"Ok"

3 bat emoji's

>>740123859
"Please be home by 8. Love Mom"

>>740124050
nerd

She called off work

Hey. What's the chances of just us fucking? I want you without your girlfriend.

>>740123859
"Okay, we're all meeting at 7 tomorrow. You can stop by earlier if you'd like. If I'm in the shower you can just let yourself in ^^"

>>740123859
Where are u

>>740123859
Wow! What an unfortunate perspective. Probably not so bad IRL.

"Omg I give up"

>>740123859
"how did you get this number"

:(

>>740123859
"$50, now bitch. Or I'm telling your wife everything."

>>740123859
"I am still sorry I had not pooped before we did that. I hope your dick is clean again now"

>>740123859
"i hope so"

"oh, open minded, that's good"

>>740124189
i hope you plan on joining in on the shower

>>740124358
Is she foreign?

Rhjmfubmgtuñofcnffcvb vfdffgcbbx

Sorry cant make it today :(

"Lies and slander."

"So yeah... you might wanna get tested"

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>>740123859
"Okay... why not"
>tfw was asking what time our date was

>>740123859
":("

"Mmm"

I'll keep looking into it too.

That was about 5 years ago. Can't remember what she said tbh.

"I run to you"

it's weird now I type it like this w/o context

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"Just don't blame me forever."

Feels bad man

>>740125345
tbh I probably could. Depends on who else is there.

"Is it illegal?"

>>740123859
I love you too baby.

My brother does, for me it helped me focus and be creative
(Speaking about pot which im not a fan of)
On another note i've been using reddit lately and omg what a bunch of whiney bunch of SJW cucks. Think im gunna delete my profile.

>>740125901
lol

Das stimmt

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>>740124050

>>740125797
tell her to fuck off then.

>>740126238
I'll admit, I browse Reddit from time to time.
I barely read the comments tbh. You have some interesting subreddits though. I frequently browse the r/gonewild or r/earthporn, r/Tinder (yeah, I have the app, please fucking kill me) subs. Keeps me up to date with recent global or local news too, so idk.

Some of the users seem like they are way too dedicated to the site though. But for all the freaky, interesting, weird, sexy and funny gifs/pics I saved from the site, I couldn't really care about the users. I have yet to post a comment or make a thread. Funny though, I haven't posted anything myself, but a greentext story I wrote bout 4 years ago got about 4k of these 'upvotes' and hella lot of comments. First time in my life I felt important, though not a single of these retarded ass fuckheads knew who I was, just like the motherfuckers in the thread. Good times.

Ugh I haven't even studied that yet

Well I'm sorry if I got your hopes up in any ways. I just see it being too much of an issue long term.

>>740123859
OH BOY

"Kaayyyy" lol.

>>740126441
Das stimmt

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>>740123859
This image with no text.

>"Open" - Mom
She wanted me to open the door

>>740123859
"Lol, I love you :) Have a fun night :)"

Me & Stacey are waiting for you to come over (wink & eggplant emoji).

A worried/uncomfortable emoji

"Jak się czujesz? c:"

"You too"

>>740127804
Moar :3

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>>740123859
"Okay *thumbs up emoji*"
it was three weeks ago

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>>740127895
lying faggot

"Hello, check your new schedule from 29.07"

>>740127888
> :)

Kek enjoy that friendzone.

>>740123859
>I don't love you anymore
>I love him for 3 months
>I'm sorry Anon

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>>740123859
Oh okay sleep well

you must really not appreciate your life
(in regards to putting pineapple and bacon on pizza)

>>740128156
>Being ordered by a female

Cuck.

>>740128157
She's my fiancee
little hard to be in the friendzone when I'm going to be marrying her in a few months

And do you think Sansa will try to takeover while Jon is gone?! Or maybe Bran is going to be King of the North when he gets to Winterfell?!??!

I'm not captivating, but thanks for the self esteem boost. As always.

"My asshole still hurts from earlier >:) your dad doesn't suspect a thing. Dinner at 8 with me and your father xo"

>>740123859
"Hey what's 12/4"
Inside joke, girl is a dumbass

"hey anon sorry for late text but i'm not sure if i'll be coming in i might either have a virus or just unwell"

Was trying to get a carpool into work, ended up having to walk

Fyi me and Becca (her sister) are smoking some joints tonight so come on over if you want us...oops I meant to. ;)

>>740128247
She still sends smileys in messages? How old is she exactly, 15?

come up and fuck your grannies tight little ass
idk why I'm posting this LOL embarrassing...

>>740128418
23, one year older than me

>>740128447
Holy kek, you're actually marrying a girl older than you. She most definitely has a pedophile big or small inside her.

"And she wouldn't put her sexual preference"

We were having a conversation about a girl she's got the hots for.

>>740123859
Get milk on the way home.

"Sorry who is this"

"Some girls are born with penis"
She's right.

"Don't forget to drink your O V A L T I N E"

>>740128620
Did you listen to her orders cucky?

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>>740128549
It's one year older than me? how does that make her a pedo?
If it was 5-6 sure maybe, are you even sure you know what a pedophile is?

"My battery life is low gtg"

>>740128695
Nah boughta six pack, loaf of bread and a twizzler

"i really dont have time for this im going to sleep bye."

I wish I was Australian or at least move to Australia and live there long enough to develop an accent

"Tyrone will be there at noon. Remember to buy my lube. XOXO"
the wifey btw

>>740128772
Kek enjoy the breakup faggot.

>>740123859
"yayy"

>>740123859
I hate niggers to you too

You wanna chill with some joints today? But in spanish and a bit different

"new phone who dis"

"Yes, I look at the memes you send me, I just don't respond because I don't want to encourage you to keep sending me memes at 3 in the fucking morning "

>>740123859
"yes indeed"
she was a dumb girl and i just waited for the conversation to dry out

>>740129160
You're doing it right.

>>740129160
Hahahah I'm not alone

>>740123859
"OMG looks soo good ! Save some for me when I get back from work"

"go away"

How did you get my number?

>>740129160
Stephen, go to bed faggot, I know it's you

Yellow heart emoji

>>740123859
Anon, I'm interested in you as a friend, but not romantically. I think you're a cool dude and thanks again for taking me out to dinner but yeah...we just don't seem to have anything in common. I hope we can still be friends.@ "

I told her no. Still hurts though like the dickens.

I watched some of the seven deadly sins and I couldn't really get into it it was fun to watch while I was playing Guild Wars 2

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"Are you really do bored that you have to text me?"
by my crush....

>>740129255
She's talking about Tyrone's cum right, you faggot cuck.

>>740123859
"I was counting on you"

The last text I got from a girl was "Cool"

Capital C and everything. Am I gonna make it bros?!?!

>>740129423
TopKek

"It's always fun partying with you" bitch still friendzoned me hard af

"That long of a walk"

>>740123859
Morning

"Jag älskar dig" which translates to "I Love you'

"Be safe my love. I love you!"

>>740129539
Fucking cunts man

I report this post for gay butthole cancer

"Ouch" - gf
Context: told her my ass was on fire after she cooked chilli last night.

>>740129677
>"Be safe my love. I love you!"

Where were you going and why did she react like that?

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>>740124242
Rolf

help

"Okay"- younger sister

>>740128710
my wife's 5 years older than me, feels good man

>>740129425
I cooked a pork roast, and my roommate wants some.

"I'll be here"

>>740129823
fuck her

>>740129480
YEA!!1

>>740129775
Most likely he stepped outside his mother's basement for the first time in years to go to the store. His mom got worried his autistic tendencies may happen outside.

>>740129775
To the store, to get donuts and energy drinks. She's super protective even two three years after I got back from deployment and 2 years after getting out of the army. Tbh I love it, my mom put me up for adoption when I was 11 so it's good to be loved by somebody.

I'm sorry babe :(

>>740129975
Damn how did u no? :{D>

Your words intrigue me.

>>740130000
damn quints chekked

>>740130150
quads dummy

>>740130000
Dubs checked

"i dont want to see you ever again you until you die srsly"

>>740130215
dubl dubs

>>740125556
Yeah, from Jersey

"Lion!"

>>740123859
"I am drunk, i will talk more with you tomorrow"

>>740130314
whats up, ivan
hows the bahamas?

>>740130258
lol

>>740128620
Get milked on the way home

"I'm tight and I can handle anything."

He's here I gotta go

She said she's down. You better get over here before she changes her mind. It sounds sexual but sadly it was not

Je bent echt veel groter dan mijn bitch ass vriend.

Translate: You're way bigger than my bitch ass boyfriend is.

>>740123859
"I want this"

>Sends me picture of a lilo and stitch bed lol

>>740130683
LOL

>>740123859
"why are u so upset?"
Bitch couldnt take a hint and thought that "Fuck off" meant keep trying

>>740123859
a heart emoji

>>740123859
"My cat is laying with me yayyy"

What do you wanna do?

Did you ask him? What did he say

>>740129845
Like, I have no idea what that guy is talking about

>>740131146
Me neither, she loves that I'm younger and I love that she's older. I think he's just buttfrustrated. Being with someone older is the shit, even if it's just one year older it's the fucking best.

>>740131248
I think its the same anon calling everyone a cuck. Probably mad and lonely no girl ever talks to him.

"Sorry baby i'll be home in a couple hours"

>>740131387
sucks to suck

>>740131248
I've never really cared or truly payed attention to that, my ex was a foot taller than me and older than me

I think you're right, pretty sure he's just jealous that he doesn't even have the nerve to talk to a girl

"you can tell him what I've been saying about him too"

>>740123859
>>i dont know why i have to initiate a conversation to begin with.
i shouldnt have even said anything to you today.
bye man, you obviously arent going to respond and when ya do just know its wayyy tooo lateeee.

Thanks for having him stay over, I hate being by myself

>>740124157
>underrated falsehood

>>740132138
that's why no one responded to it, it wasn't even worth the reply

"Sleepy time?"

>>740132209
thanks admiral evident. lurk moar.

"Night babe"

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"pls make luv 2 me anon"

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>>740129664
Hi Muhammad.

>>740123859
""

>>740123859
>"Jee"
From my wife.

>>740132717
*3 kiss emojis*

" "

Huhu:) na wie geiz? :D
>literally received the message as i was writing this post

>>740130683
How old is your daughter?

>>740123859
"See you then~"

"love you, mom"
Literally the only text I get from girls are from my mon

Response looks good. Thanks for doing that

"I want to have what that cat is having"

I'm downstairs.

"What are you guys doing todaaaaay"

>>740130815
Edgy

>>740131248
Why is it exactly the fucking best?

>>740131387
>>740131565
Keep projecting faggots.

>>740131565
What a fucking manlet

Dankjewel *blushing emoji*

>>740133826
I wouldn't call 5' 10' a Manlet, Ex was an Amazon

>>740134094
o boiii, you're nearly tall enough to wear your big boy pants!

"If you're ever bored let me know, would be cool to catch up!! I really did enjoy Saturday. It's just too soon to be fair on anyone, sorry."

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>>740134141

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>>740134177

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>>740123859
do pictures count?

>>740128168
Did anyone find out who she is?

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>>740134217

>>740133017
Fucking Kek. How many years you been a loser?

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>>740134472
>implying you're not in the same boat

>>740134094
Your ex was approaching 7ft? Pics?

>>740123859
DJs du TNT RF

"aight see you round 7 ;)"

>>740123859
"Danke vell mal "

Te como guapo

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>>740134563
She was encroaching 7ft, she was maybe like 6' 8-9'

we don't have any photos of us standing up next to each other
here's her Facebook
and A picture of the two of us

>>740135020
forgot link, sorry i'm retarded
Facebook
/viktorreahgee12

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>Did you feed the cat?

Pic related. Taking her to the vet here for a burn on her nose/mouth. She's fine now though.

>>740135090
what a qt

"when you want to reply with something more, let me know"

we're fighting

>>740123859
"Beach"

"Till later babe.. will have lunch now"

>>740135020
>>740135081
>Posting a pic & Facebook back wall of himself on /b/

She don't look that tall though.

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"Wow"

In response to my dick.

Pic related.

>>740135259
I look taller than I am in the pic,
and that's because I disabled my Facebook, and don't give a shit about her existence

>>740123859
>last text a girl sent you:
idk but it was from my mom about how pathetic this hope I apparently found makes me feel I mean, hey! I guess she did more for me than god... it was always about that damn, money... always makin me lok stupid in public she can't fuckin think alcoholic scum actin like nothin happened behind closed doors she owes me her life

"I have also thought that Jaime is going to kill Cersei."

>>740123859
I waited for you I am at the library now

>>740123859
"I still feel like shit. How are you?"

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>"I'm home alone. "

I had a threesome worn this girl and get coworker in some hot springs the night we met. Her coworker was hotter, but she never wanted to do it again. I fucked this girl lots. She got divorced because of me, because she discovered better sex. Now she fucks lots of guys.

>>740135412
With

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>>740127804

>>740135412
Her

Fucking auto correct

"here"

>>740135147
>Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I dare you.

>>740135579
What the fuck?

>>740135773
newfag detected

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Good night Geoff! Hope you sleep well!

I have a bf

>>740135773
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>740123859
"Don't forget to ask off for Saturday"

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>>740123859
>maybe ill see you around some time
Y-you too!

>>740135852
>>740136119
Nice newfag & normie meme xD

>>740123859
A hug emoji and a wink

>>740123859
c'mon I made pancakes

>>740136515
To be fair you did act like a newfag/normie, what else are you expecting?

"At work I love you baby"

"lol that's not bananas"
Context is important.

"Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

>>740123859
"Remember that dirty video chat we had?"-wife

>>740127804
Evil fucking cat

Love you
Mom

"So I hope this doesn't wake you, but I wanted to say it while I was thinking it. Three different people have spoken to our group about how unsustainable having young children and being a principal is. So this makes me think about lots of options in terms of kids and our future. I'm thinking sooner rather than later and maybe even going back into the classroom or working for TFA or working as an assistant when the kids start school or until it feels more stable to principal. I don't know what you think but yeah."

fuckin' love my wife

"I'm tired of black people taking offense to white people braiding their hair and shit. Guess what Jamila?? You black women wear blonde wigs and weave, so give me back my blonde hair" -wife

"I fucking hate them"

shit im about to leave ill listen to it when i get back

You should have said something sooner and expressed how you felt. Like you're saying to me why didn't you bring this up sooner? You didn't even think to fucking ask that's why. Neither can I. We fought about this and you still decided to go even after everything. I don't care anymore I don't have an emotions right now. Just go. I doesn't fucking matter anymore you want to go. And you know what? I just don't care. This is your friends I won't get involved okay

im in a fight which might lead to a breakup

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Yeah she didn't say anything. Just send me this.

>>740137416
Just go away dude, if she really cares she'll come back begging

"Ew. Don't be a dick."

"Lol I just ran over a dog"

Used Google Siri and meant to say dove

damnit i locked out of the cfna account

>>740137826
She finds that funny? Fucking mentally ill bitch.

"Dann wohl nochmal:P"

>>740138078
Doves around here are pretty retarded though, they don't move for cars. It's kinda funny when you hit them

I honestly thought cvs had noodles

>>740123859
I'm so excited to see you again

>>740123859
"Goodnight Daddy"

Woo hoo stupid spell check!

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"Yeah, there were (good times)... i'll send you our pictures when i'm emtionally ready. You have to stop texting me like we're still together"

>>740139174
Clingy beta faggot.

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>>740129423

>you on lunch?

>>740124197
After she called 3 times in 5 minutes while you were getting a table dance at a strip club

I would rather see you soonest, now that I know I can because you never know what is going to happen and I would really like to see you xxx

>>740128876
Jews strike again.

>>740139391
for some girls yeah. for people i give a shit about yeah.

"yes."

really, anon. you can't!

>>740123859
"Where are you guys?"-

>>740128268

And that was from Elvis?

Are you serious?

>>740123859
"When? "

"get on ps4 or I'll birch slap ur penis ;3"

>>740141436
there were 4 heart emojis on the end but they didn't show up

>>740123859
"She's micromanaging and the power has gone to her head"

>>740123859
"Oh anon, I dont know how I should tell OP that only you can make me cum"

>>740141454 bitch*

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>>740123859
This, feels good

"nah"

"Ok"

>>740141589
Are your texts in white? Wtf dude, really weird. Don't scare her away...

>>740141812
No mine are yellow

>>740123859
" :) "

My gf. Why I still spend time in this board i beyond me.

Ah of course, no problem it's on the way :p

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"Sorry, Im just really tired and need to zone out for a bit"

LOL. I swear she doesnt hate me !!!

"No dead racoons?"

>>740141850
Ok nice. My gf can send akward texts.

"Sorry if I acted weird, I'm bad at this stuff."

>>740142039
This is just a chick I'll be goint to school with

"right, I would hate to be there! You serious!!!"

I booked tickets to a (Football) soccer game on Sunday and told her it's a suprise, but she wanted to know and I told her and that's what she said.

Money wasted, I bet if I booked a hotel room she was would be happy, all she wants is sex ffs

"where did you go :( "

left a party because it sucked and i was bored as hell. went home and smoked weed with my catbro

>>740123859
"You at all the eggrolls last night wtf "

"mmmmm ;) something that exposes everything ? x"

It ended