STOP FUCKING FEEDING LOLIS! I'm absolutely sick of this

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you say what now???

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>>740116813
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE TRASH

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>>740117070

"Though trash is trash to us, it can be a meal or two for some curious and hungry wild lolis. Notorious for making a snack of whatever you've thrown out in your trash can, lolis will stop at very little to get their treats out of your trash.

What can you do to deter these cute but curious creatures from strewing your refuse all over your lawn? Fortunately, there are several options you can choose from. Read over the suggested steps below to find a number of easy options for keeping lolis out of your trash can.

Focus on the trash can itself. Your first best defense is to ensure that the trash can itself is as impenetrable as a fortress to a loli. Purchase a metal trash can with a lid that locks in place.
Note that some plastic trash cans have a screw that secures the lid on the can. However, be aware that lolis can and do chew through plastic bins.
If you're not sure what bin to choose, ask a knowledgeable salesperson to help you – be sure to mention that it must be loli-proof. Also, special commercial loli locks for bins can be bought.
Never leave your trash can exposed by leaving the lid off! That is an invitation to foraging."

- From wikihow.

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"Spray the interior of the trash can with ammonia. Alternatively, place ammonia-soaked cloths inside the trash can or pour ammonia in neat. Ammonia smells like onii-sama to a loli, making it highly offensive to them. You can also spray other areas where lolis seem to congregate, to discourage them from entering your yard in the first place."

What is this thread

>>740118058

I don't know, but I hope to fucking god that someone stars dumping porn soon.

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"Install motion-detection lighting around the area where you keep your trash cans. Lolis prefer darkness and might be deterred by a sudden bright light. A 100 watt bulb is a good choice for the lighting level.
If possible, place a radio near your trash can. Set it to an all-news or talk station. The sound of human voices might deter lolis from coming near your trash cans. You can use a low level volume and gradually increase it if needed."

This nigga

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"Place your trash cans in a secured bin area or other enclosure, such as inside a shed, basement or garage. If no loli can get in without an onii-chan opening a door, then the trash cans will be left undisturbed."

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"If all else fails, continue to this article:
How to set a loli finger trap."

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What if the loli feeds you?

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>>740116650
I have no idea what you're saying but here's an exploitable.

>>740120410
She's setting a trap for you, obviously.

>>740116650
fuck sagiri

>>740116650
What if I only feed her milk and cheese from my dick?

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>>740120746
Would you deny delicious food from a delicious loli?

>>740120761
Human food is bad for them. It's more natural that they forage berries and eat fresh carrion in the woods.

make them tobe gundam

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>>740121080
I know but I can't help it. They're just so thankful when you feed them.

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Just look at her. Its probably the first thing she ate in days. Its not her fault we removed her foraging grounds.

>>740121366
It's evolution. They're fucking tricky is what they are. They look cute now, but when the dark areas under your porch become their brooding den because you keep giving them free pancakes, you'll be fucking sorry. The sound of small hands burrowing under your foundation at night, making their room to lay eggs in unholy and dark places.

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>>740121640
Oh, that sounds scary! Is there any way to prevent that?
Instead of feeding wild lolis, can I get a domesticated one from the pet store?

So, say I found a loli outside.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't have rabies, since it didn't try to bite me. Am I allowed to keep it as a pet? It'll warm up to me if I feed it and show it that I'm not a threat, right?
Also, what should I feed a loli? I see some people saying that human food is bad for them. Should I try fresh fruits or something?

>>740121972
OH, no no no, don't buy from loli stores, adopt from loli shelters. They're very overcrowded, you're giving a poor orphan loli a good home, as many are unfortunately euthanized because there isn't the room to house so many lolls.

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>>740121972
>>740122032
DO NOT FEED

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How much does a loli eat per a day? They seem to take so much food but I'm not sure if they're storing it somewhere.

>>740122195
Why not, Anon? They're cute


As a side note, the one I brought inside started screeching
Is it scared? Does it want food? An apple won't kill it, will it?

>>740122236
They store it in their tums.

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>>740122236
Yes, thank you for your inquiry.
They have cheek pouches that can expand up to 40% of their body size.
You could test the stretchiness yourself, but be careful not to get bitten.
Many lolis carry wild forest diseases.

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>>740122158
Oh that's right. I will definitely check out my local shelter.
I only worry that I might walk out of it with two or three lolis

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>>740122594
In their tums? As in a pouch like marsupials?
>>740122602
Wow you're right, their cheeks are stretchy.. That is very interesting. Where do they go to store their food? I just dont want them to store it around the house.

>>740122961
No, inside their bellies.

>>740122961
>Wow you're right, their cheeks are stretchy.. That is very interesting. Where do they go to store their food? I just dont want them to store it around the house.
Do you hear any scratching or soft "onii-chans" in the walls? Behind the insulation?

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>>740123537
I see. They have cute bellies. I want rub them.
>>740123548
Actually, yes I do occasionally. I think it's this breed of loli. Should I be worried?

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>>740123747
>Nice scam


The small one's are cute but at the same time they scare me.

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Oh shit a spinning loil just burst right through my door do I need to get the gun.

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>>740124010
No don't!
That's an indangered species of loli!

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>>740124194
But she's a sosuner

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>>740123829
>Actually, yes I do occasionally. I think it's this breed of loli. Should I be worried?
They are a fire hazard if they chew through any wires. You can lure them out with the promise of sweets, but this is dangerous to do alone. Please contact a professional Loli Control firm.

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>>740124010
>>740124269
Be sure to report her to your local fish and game authorities. They will peacefully relocated her to her natural habitat.
Harming her may actually result in a fine.

>>740118351
Do not Lewd the Dragon Loli.

>>740124406
Do not Feed the Dragon Loli.

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>>740124383
Too late she's right near me and is doing weird shit is she going going to sosun me

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>>740124368
Would it be sufficient to adopt a neko loli?
I hear that they are great at getting rid infestations.

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>>740124621

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>>740124621
Using a loli to deter other lolis will probably just result in your household turning into a moe slice of life. They may group together in what biologists call a "tomodachi", or a hive of lolis.

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>>740124553
As long as you are non threatening to her you should be fine.
Just make sure you don't scare her or act threatening

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>>740125003
Look at her that is the face of evil

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>>740124621
i suggest adopting a dragon loli. Once they imprint they will become territorial and deter other lolis.

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>>740125104
WOULD NOT ADVISE
She is literally the biggest mooch of all wild loli
She's only territorial so she could get more foods

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>>740125092
Fuck you guys you said nothing was gonna happen but look at this https://youtu.be/uJl5fjdFdQo

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>>740124945
If that happens then can I use the help to draw them out of the walls while I patch all the holes?
>>740125092
I think you've already angered her. It would be best to leave the house before she tries to harm you.
She could just be hungry though. If you are feeling brave you could try feeding her cookies and pastries to calm her.

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>>740125478
Too late see this >>740125369

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>>740125369
>>740125557
Why would you pick her up? That is the biggest no-no with lolis.
They hate being touched be strangers.
The safest thing to do know is to leave and wait for authorities.

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>>740125831
But I wanted to see her drawing:(

>>740116650
denied.
foods make lolis happy.
lolis are to be loved tenderly and made happy.

lolis are cute

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I often set traps for the lolis in my neighborhood. The trouble is, I have no loli shelters in my area, so I have to release them in the wild.

>>740125997
That's lewd.
Lewding lolis is bestiality and illegal.

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>>740126178
I feel this picture is finally relevant now..

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>>740125831
Who care in still living because I had some watermelon with me at the moment.
>>740126209
This is semi lewd and she's not naked so I'm fine

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Lolis don't make good pets.
They have little paws that are almost human-like that they can use to get into things and they can fit into any hole they can get their head into.

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>>740126301
Lolis love watermelon but the rind is bad for them so be careful.

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>>740126541
My loli can protect me from small animals.
>>740126549
This thread is fun

>>740126541
Please don't chain your loli like that. Collars hurt their neck. To keep them from feeling discomfort it is important to use a harness.

This thread is contributing to the trash, Kys

>>740124466
I fed her ravioli

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>>740126785
Who cares have some watermelon.

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>>740126714
The harness instructions were confusing
I don't think I did it right

>>740126948
kek

This thread is contributing to the trash, Kys

>>740126900
See now that's how you win me over.. Maybe I like the lolis..

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>>740126948
Anon lolis don't like seeing other loils get tied up it reminds them of Vietnam.

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>>740126841

>>740127359
SEE WHAT YOU STARTED
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE FLUFFING HOUSE

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>>740127117
Have some more

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>>740127177
They drafted lolis for Vietnam?
I mean, I knew they took dogs over, but lolis?

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>>740127585
Yep they had night vision and most where expert sousuners but many died due to agent Orange the following years.

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>>740116650
this is a major problem i gave a loli half my sammich once and now she wont stop following on my heels everywhere i go

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>>740127416

>>740127916
NO sTOP!

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>>740127916
Go inside the net kanna.

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>>740128402

>>740120611
I've seen this for 10 damn years.
What anime is this?

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>>740128713
I SAID GET INSIDE RIGHT NOW!

>>740128713
Ur autistic, kanna. KYS

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>>740128841
A fandub of Aishiteruze Baby
Maybe

>>740129162
yeah that's definitely yuzu.

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>>740128918
>>740128713
>>740128855

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>loli thread
>100 posts with no porn
>10/10, super classy

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>>740130806

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>>740130853

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>>740130893

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>>740131073

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>>740131357

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>>740120410

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>>740130806
I can't say this turn of events pleases me but I'm still impressed

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>>740131649
cute is justice

>>740132118
No bad

>>740126612
The fuck is that thing in the upper left?

>>740133810
A fence

>>740133810

Tanuki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_raccoon_dog

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>>740133899
Somebody said Tanoshii?

>>740132318
They're just feeding the loli. At least we know her food is all natural.

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>>740130806
When you point these things out you basically are responsible for killing it. However during the great 2016 loli marathon their would be threads back to back to back with no lewds. I miss that.

>>740135934
this thread is nice and I like you guys a lot

>>740136271
I like you too Anon

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I thought feeding Lolis make them docile.

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lolis are for fucking and abusing.

>>740136945
lies. abusing lolis makes kittens sad.

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>>740136945
Agreed

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I would like to gently brush a fox-loli's fluffy tail.

And then cuddle it. And then brush it again.

>>740136945
No. Lolis are for hugs and headpats.

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>>740136271
We like you. Have some cake

>>740136945
Lies! Lolis are for loving and hugging but to some extent they are for headpatting

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We have to remember though that lolis need to have good dental health too

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Rate my dick thread

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>>740123953
......
>Rukia in a loli thread.

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Eat it!

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>>740138642
NO! Don't bully it! That's abuse!