Let's have another SCP thread going. Last 3 digits is the

let us see it

I'll have it easy!

Rolling you fucking berrypickers

>>740114100

rollin

>>740114100
why not

roooollll

Rollerino

>>740114765
A duck pond, that's all.

>>740114846
Robo-Dude is my best pal.

hhsh

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plz be lewd

rooolin up

>>740114996
I'm not fucked at all. Infact, I'm pleasantly surprised. 996 is an infinitely elastic fabric that can pass through itself if folded.

>>740115360
hey, thats pretty good

rollorz

>>740114100
roll

let's gooo

>>740114100
roll

rollen

>>740114100
What's in the box?

>>740115923
Well shit it's a space station gun thing

rollin.

Aww yeah!

Welp, here we go

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Rolllly

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This could be good

I feel like I'm ultra fucked.

r0lL

Plague Doctor?

>>740114100
take me away

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>>740116604
Fukken Easy

>>740114100
Rolling.
SCP Security Officer here.

>>740117042
>SCP-042 - A Formerly Winged Horse
>Safe
Well cool.

>>740116797
I had a nice run boys

Item #: SCP-797

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-797 is to be contained in a room six (6) metres in length and six (6) metres in width. Walls (including floor and ceiling) must be at least 10 cm thick. Room is to be air-tight, with filtering system to clean the air of any bacteria. Every seven (7) days, a human cadaver of any age, condition, gender, or race is to be deposited in SCP-797's containment. After a period of twenty-four (24) hours, the cadaver is to be removed. Under no circumstances are any personnel to interact with SCP-797. Should SCP-797 enter a rage state, SCP-797-01 is to be eliminated via incineration and a new cadaver wheeled in, prompting a re-set of schedule.

Description: SCP-797 is an oval-shaped object attracted to either dying or freshly deceased humans. SCP-797 is almost always seen with SCP-797-01, a collection of human flesh from various cadavers. When accompanied by SCP-797-01, subject will attempt to interact with any living human entering its containment.

>>740114100

I'm fine jerk

What a great question.

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Rolling

Cozy

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>>740114100

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>>740116740

i just got a photograph that when i hold it i start to hallucinate and hear screams n shit. eventually i wiil just into fire and die.

i should be fine

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>>740114100
rawlin!

Rowling for something gut

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The best SCP is the one that traps you in a parallel universe of the real world while it stalks you to eat your memories/talents/intelligence. The fact that you can see it at all times no matter what's in its way and that inside that parallel universe there's an ongoing investigation (only visible to the victims of the creature) to try to destroy it only adds to the horror of the unfortunate soul that gets caught by that SCP.

Rolling for pussy

>>740118016
so my soul?

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>>740115295
rolling

>>740114100
Slash and dash!

Lemme see...

>>740114100
fml

>>740114100
Rolling now bois

>>740118133
Oh fuck i got anal beads
613 of them

>>740118218
It's a water creature, safe

>>740116226
I got a 1000 piece puzzle that changes depending on who opens its box and will always display that persons greatest fear.

>>740114100
k

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scared

I'll be fucked knowing my luck.

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I want something good

Rolling, not that i couldn't take whatever i get in a fite irl, 6'3" no joke.

>>740118273
and that's when i get the pussy. Meat loving pussy.

Blyaaaaaaaaaat

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>>740118420
YEAAAAAH DOG

>>740118424
FUG, i got the random ass blob SCP.

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>>740114100
I got locked in with number 178. Its apparently a monster in the form of 80s 3d vision glasses

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>>740118504

>>740118197
Damn, it's just a greenhouse with a barren dirt floor now.
If only I could interact with the plants that grew in it.

>>740118420
>>740118504
lucky duck

Farts

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>>740114100
>you're locked in a building with
>Because of its size, SCP-169 cannot and almost certainly will never be contained—no structure on Earth is large enough or strong enough to contain SCP-169.
rerolling

>>740118424
wow

Double farts

Let's see

>>740114100
No prob

>>740114100
Roll

One more

>>740114100
rolllllll

Rollen

Triple farts

>>740118722
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-722
welp...

Oh boi

Rollerino

Lets get it on

Ok

>>740114100
Rollo

fucked hard

Pls something so I can finally die

>>740118947
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-947 is stored on a textfile in a USB drive. This drive is currently stored in a secure locker in the Site-42 Digital Armory. Junior Researcher Gautam Ramesh is currently working with Mobile Task Force Upsilon-4 ("Sugar Pill") to develop a countermemetic agent for SCP-947.

Description: SCP-947 is a contagious, memetic expletive defined by its creator as meaning "a really fake, annoying person or thing that you wish would just naff off already"[sic]. Any English speaker who hears or reads SCP-947 will automatically understand its definition, know the name of its creator, and begin to incorporate it into their vocabulary. Over time, affected individuals will gradually replace all expletives in their vocabulary with SCP-947.

I'll be fine, its a fucking jump drive. Just don't plug it in and open the file.

Go!

>>740119042
Why I only got a fucking horse

fuck dude just no shy guy please

>>740114100
Rolllll

>>740114100
Roll

>>740118997
Lol. I can't notice vermin. That's not too bad i guess

>>740119356
Gay

>>740114100
eee

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>>740114100
Roll

>>740114100
Love SCP roll threads.

>>740114100
Rollin

>>740114100
rollin

>>740120291
well thats gonna be easy

well lets see how fucked i am

>>740114100
yolo

>>740114100
Roll

rollan

>>740121039

well shit; I'd probably be dead even if they were normal...

>>740114100
re-roll because a jar that controls the weather when opened is to easy

Lets see how fucked up i am

>>740114100
Easy try me mate

Scp is the most autistic/cringiest thing ever made after OP

>>740114100
rollin

>>740114100
Rollando

loli!

Roool

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>>740121395
Too easy, I'm stuck with this little abortion. He has no effect on men so I'm safe. Will reroll

Pls give me death

Bouta finna smash whatever I get

Rollllll

>>740122063
I get the worlds best toothbrush

Cool sure

let's roll

Rollo

>>740122566
Well. Im stuck with a book

rolo

Lets see, wish me luck

>>740122825
DEUS VULT

>>740121749
Rolling again

Let's see

>>740122825
mines lame so ill reroll

please be the man eating blanket

k

>>740122951
its a fucking glitch in a game thats even more lame

ill take one

Reeeeeeeeee

>>740114100
Rawl

as long as it has tits

Rolly polly

kk

AGAIN

rollerino

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>>740123297
KEK

i guess lets roll

Oh boy, roll

Ayyye

Rowling

Ayy lmao

>>740114100
hmm

seth rollins

rollolloll

>>740114100
Rolling

>>740123685
so a pit on the earth's crust that no one knows where it leads to
goodbye fuckers!

k

ok

>>740114100
Whatever it is, I shall attempt to interact with it erotically.

lets go cunts

sitvoooove

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>>740124051
SCP-051 is a 25 cm (10 in) anatomically correct model of a human female.
Easy life.

Alright sure.

rolly polly olly

Polio

Rip

A

>>740124051
You got a sex doll

Whatever it is, i'm gonna grab it by the pussy !

>>740114100
pls end me

>>740114100
doop

>>740114100
Why does every faggot come to /b/ when there are clear forums for the shit threads you make. Go to paranormal you niggers

>>740114100
pls give me sumtin gud

Roll for death pls

>>740124287
Not bad at all

Eyyy

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Oh the possibilities

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>>740124376
That was... unexpected

>>740123297
Put it down, Dr.Bright

Rolling for something that will hopefully kill me

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>>740124377
I get a self-restocking box of fortune cookies :)

>>740124382
a life force sucking baby carriage, i think i'm ok

fuck

>>740114100
Ayy

267, I've become tumor food unless I manage to avoid dozens of rats. Seems survivable

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>>740124527
Oh. It's a fishman.

let's see

lplplop

>>740114100
Roll

>>740124535
Lawl

>>740114100
Roll for dumb cake

>>740124445
paper that i can fold into anything and it will take on the characteristics of what i fold it into, not bad

What bullshit goes on today.

>>740124839
Literally a gummy worm

>>740124921
Its a fucking place how am I locked in a room with it. What thaumiel bullshit is this?

>>740114100
yho

>>740124943
>a metal band

>>740124984
Just consider you're locked inside

>>740125091
A fucking empty tissue box

Please just a book or some shit nothing with teeth and nothing in water

Rawl

Rololol

>>740125218
Sorry pal

>>740114100
please kill me

Rawl

Rollo

>>740125218
>>740125297
FUCK

>>740125218
Hey, on the bright side karma should wrap around and have you win the lottery.

>>740114100
fuck

>>740114100
rellin

>>740114100
Please be 999

>>740114100
rolllll

>>740114100
I'm gonna fuck it

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Fuck me right?

>>740126082
Cannibal. Rip

>>740114100
rawlin

>>740126029
Well... I'm fucked

Show me what i've got.

>>740126142
It's a fucking slot machine that makes you a gambling addict.

rawling

>>740114100
Rollerino

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Oh shit, a roll thread I actually want to roll in. Let's see...

>>740114100
Something with a feminine penis I can have gay sex with would be nice.

Or my mom.

>>740126371
Reroll because I don't feel like reading about that one

>>740126975
SCP-975-1 is an anomalous opening approximately 1.2 m in diameter, located in an abandoned section of the [REDACTED] subway system, which has been in disuse for a period of at least 40 years. This opening appears to be lined or composed of organic substances, and does not appear to extend beyond the ceiling of the tunnel, despite having significant apparent depth while open.

It was my mom after all.

>>740126982
Again cause it's literally a window

>>740114100
Rolling for 173 or 049

>>740114100
rollllllll

i hope mine is fuckable

R O L L

>>740126332
Seems kinky to me

Seth Rollins

i hope mine isn't fucking sea foam

fuck nuggets

Let's see

Why nottt

I'm no pussy nigga

rollerino

>>740114100
Give me a keter

>>740127489
kek, you get free bug spray.

I'm fucked

Roooollllin

Rolll

rollerino

Let's do it frens

>>740127953
SHIT im fucked

>>740114100
Im gonna fap to what i get

Safe

I hope mine is fun

Rolling!

Did ok last time. Rolling again for death.

>>740114100
058 git

>>740114100
Roll

>>740114100
:^(

>>740127901
I got a building. As long as I don't enter the building I'm fine.

>>740114100
>>740114100
Letsdie

>>740114100
Come on, rollin for dat coffee machine.

>>740114100
rol

XDDD

>>740114100
Rollin

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>>740114100
Roll

>>740128391
Maybe fucked if 391 is a angry owl.

Rawl

poллл

>>740114100
rolland

>>740114100
shbet