What does yeah maybe mean? Dubs picks next response, don't

send nudes

dickpic obviously

>>740059774
Jesus Christ, the dude said not to fuck him over. Even still, roll.

i love you

>>740059690
Tits or GTFO.

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Continuing since dubs hasn't been reached.

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>>740059690
olive garden or what bitch

I love fish tacos. How about you?

You better be there or I'll kms

was thinking burger king or something nice like that

Ask her what restaurants she likes as far as lunch goes

She may not be interested...if you do manage to take her out you're gonna have to step your game up.

>>740059690
or maybe grab my dick?

>>740059774
This

>>740060144
Winrar

>>740060144
well

>>740060144
winrar, deliver

>>740060144
there it is

You kinda left the ball on her court with your reply.
But if dubs, "Dont fuck me!"

>>740059690
"yeah maybe" means "I'm not interested but I'm too much of a pussy to flat out reject you so I hope you get the hint and won't ask me again." any response to a date that isn't a definite yes is always a no from a woman. if dubs respond with 'sorry i meant to send that to this dude from work im tryna fuck'

>>740060144
winrar!

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>>740060144
Will deliver momentarily. Fuck you.

>>740060005
You just fucked it. Women like decisive. You should have told her when and where. She thinks you're a pussy now. Good luck in the friendzone.

>>740060305
>>740060305
>>740060305
>>740060305
>>740060305
deliver right now

>>740060351
he was in the friendzone before that, her first response might as well have said kys

>>740060305
im sucking my grampas balls thursday can we do friday instead

after lunch can my dad and i fuck you

>>740060212
Lol winrar

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>>740060305
Am I fucked?

actually thursday is my brothers funeral you can come tho

Do you mind if you bring a little bit of your shampoo in a sandwich bag for Me?

>>740060622
WINRAR

>>740060655
Winrar

>>740060600
No ur good OP. That was actually semi funny, which isna good thing. Im sure if you continue farther now with this faggotry you soon will be fucked tho...

>>740060655
winrar

>>740060733
Is a good thing*

>>740060600
You were fucked anyways

>>740060600
Yeah you're fucked, she clearly wasn't that interested to begin with, saying that was a huge red flag to her

OP HERE. Only picking one dubs. Shampoo or funeral? First responses to this wins.

>>740060622
WINWAR

>>740060600
rolling for: im serious, every night before i go to sleep i play a round of russian roulette and im getting tired of losing. If you dont come im playing fully loaded

>>740060788
Shampoo

>>740060788
funeral

>>740060788
shampu

>>740060600
dubs means you have to respond with "am i fucked?"

>>740060868
Got u bitch

>>740060655
WINRAR

also, wtf kek

>>740060788
Shampoo

>>740059690
Can you keep a secret? Im gay and would LOVE a girlfriend to chat about girl stuff with, like talking about cute boys!

>>740060733
>semi funny
>not incredibly spergy
t. virgin

>>740060290
This

>>740060211
post winrar op

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>>740060600
Help.

>>740060903
I like the smell of girl's hair

Dont simp out dude. Dont be on her hip and she wont treat you like that. If you make it seem like youre always the unavailable one, make it seem like shes not the only option, and you could care less if you see her and you up your odds and she will respect you.

>>740061009
He already did

write: or we could just skip all that bs and fuck? wouldnt mind drilling your ass, actually

>>740061073
Going to need something to clean up with after we get dirrrrrty.

>>740061073
do a barrel roll

>>740061114
no literally the word winrar

>>740061073
If dubs: "dayum, my friend stole my phone"

NVM that was to someone else... any ways will your ass be ready to be eaten?

>>740061073
I'm going to put a wig on my hand and jerk off with it while pretending you're giving me head

>>740061073
Kidding. Who'd want that??? Bring condoms instead.

>>740061073
Kek. "I'll let you smell my smelly tissue that I spray cologne on. Maybe we can trade"

>>740059690

>you wanna maybe...

>yeah maybe

she is making fun of your insecure open ended invitation and the use of the words 'maybe' and 'sometime' which reek of desperation and express that you are planning your whole day around whether or not this girl will go out with you. it also demonstrate that you subconsciously expect to be rejected.

you should have just said 'wanna grab lunch after work?'

or: 'I'm going to X for lunch at noon, wanna come?'

be decisive.

it helps me jack off

Can you keep a secret? Im gay and would LOVE a girlfriend to chat about girl stuff with, like talking about cute boys!

Just send nudes, I need to fap

>>740061073
and then you can fuck me

its for my dad

>>740061073
"sorry, lobster took my phone kek. if you roll trips i might consider giving you a cock tribute ;)"

>>740061073
its lube for my little sister

I'm really counting on that bag of shampoo, my mom refuses to send me anymore

>>740061299
WINWAR

Can you keep a secret? Im gay and would LOVE a girlfriend to chat about girl stuff with, like talking about cute boys

>>740061328
roll

>>740059690
Alright then how about tomorrow, you hambeast?

Hey babe, you look a little pale, are you sick?

There is lipstick on my dick

>>740061328
rolling

Can you keep a secret? Im gay and would LOVE a girlfriend to chat about girl stuff with, like talking about cute boys!!

Will we be eating meatballs? HAHA niggers cant cook meatballs, thats why we are eating it. Right???

>>740060005
Stop giving options and asking dipshit. She's said yes now take control and give a place and a date/time range. Make yourself seem too available and you're no longer a prize. How the fuck do you guys not get this?

>>740061342
>>740061328
I like the autismistic ones better than horny ones

>>740061399
WINRAR

>>740059997
Close

What happened to that one girl that came here sometimes, I think she had like badly dyed hair, posted a gif of herself shaking a cat toy(?) back and forth in her mouth and she was kind of annoying and she posted nudes and everyone pointed out how her stomach looked like cottage cheese. I forgot her name

>>740061328
this

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>>740061399
WIIIINNNNNNNNNNRRRAAAARRRRRE

>>740061455
oh god

>>740061299
winrar

>>740061455
I like this ones best actually

>>740060005
Should've waited for based anon dubs

Can you help me take a shit?

i eat it that why ok fcuk

>>740060305

>anytime is cool with me

for lunch? Lol u stupid faggot. lunch is at lunch time, not 'anytime'


>'maybe thursday.... if thats okay...'

means she just needs time to make up a better excuse before thursday

>>740061377
This OP
Don't pretend to be a fag

So many winrars. Do all of them OP

>>740061399
W
I
N
R
A
R
inb4 OP bails

Just gonna roll for a nice "Has anyone really far been ever when as decided for it to go more look like?" Nice convo starter

I accidentally farted and something came out. Im sorry. I just had to tell you that, I feel ashamed.

>>740061655
Omg another excellent winrar

>>740060005
You should've suggested tomorrow anon.

Your indecisiveness will only get you into the friendzone.

Too late now though. I'd cut my losses if I were you.

>>740061851
Exactly. Have fun with it now

Damn my sister has got hold of my phone and is sending weird messages. She is jealous and cant accept our relationship is over. She wants children.

Would you let me lick your asshole?
Pretty please

OP is a faggot and bailed

S A G E

Would you let me lick your lips?
Pretty please

had a big fat smelly shit before. Youre the only one who can give me soap at this time, everyone else is kinda angry with me

>>740062100
winrar, pretty funny also

>>740061328
rolling

we bailed, he probably made up some excuse for that last message

now he wanna date her for real

OP is kill

>>740062397
*he

>>740061934
roll

>>740061934
rolll

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Was waiting for response.... what is happening... also I'm only taking the first dubs after each response.

OP Deliver

>>740062756
I can't believe this is somehow working.

Is she hot or not?

can my dad come?

>>740062777
I did, brother.

>>740062756
looks so fake

>>740062826
Yeah she's hot, cute af really. We work at a movie theater together.

Dubs: "ayy lmao, shampoo fucking date coming up"

>>740062974
Rolll

>>740062888
Trips truth!

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>>740062756
Maybe she thinks I'm funny?

>>740062756
then you can wash your hair with my cum-poo mixture

>>740062888
works at movie theater but you ask her to go to lunch sometime after work...

yea that makes sense.

can Richie come watch us fuck if not im just going to film it

>>740063127
hahahahhaah

Also if i get dubs, Rolling for this

>>740063116
Stop being a faggot, just ask for nudes

>>740063116
Sounds like a dream,my angel.
You are the single good thing about the work we do, seeing you lightens up my day, my week, my life.

I love you

>>740063116
You can fuck me with the shampoo, if you let me pee in your butt.

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>>740063116
Op please leave the thread now before somebody fucks you up...


But if dubs send this pic

>>740063116
niggers arent human

why are you being such a cunt to me

>>740063184
OP HERE, that was me. Nobody who works at a theater takes a date to that fucking theater.

>>740063116
i want you to rub that hot slice of pizza on my 4 inch cock.

>>740063255
Fag

>>740062844
I love you. :)

Touch my balls maybe?

Wait before we fuck Richie was telling me you have smegma is this true? Its ok if you do just have to double bag.

>>740063116
I'll just have to ask my mom if she is okey with it, she dont like me going out with other girls! :))

also i need help pooping after sex youre cool with helping right?

>>740063255
checked

>>740063341
I wuv u ;)

Bring Ritchie and we can spit coast you.

youre cool with taking my viginity right? does it hurt?

>>740063116
lemme see dem tittays

>>740063285
What I think he meant was that movie theater usually don't even open before lunch time. WTF are you taking someone to lunch?

>>740063381
Re rollpp

>>740063116
Well a win is a win. Congrats on the shampoo sex

whats the biggest dick youve taken mines 3.5 inches;)

I want to stuff you like the crust of a pizza

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send her this picture

>>740063522
Winar

>>740063522
wasted dubs.

I HATE NIGERS

Just end the conversation. If you ruin a date just to appease some neck beards then you deserved not to get laid.

>>740063643
>>740063592
Actually >>740063255
Got dubs first

>>740063255
Yusss!

Say "do you mind if my mom comes too?"

*with the picture
This is my dick bby can you take it

Mommy and I can come get you and we can take you to a hotel or maybe my house ;) Oh we are going to have so much fun together! Im really looking forward to our sexy time we are going to have together ;)

>>740063788
WINWAR

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>>740060655