If homosexuality isnt disease then how come you catch gay from

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>>740057884
more like that nibster pls thx

>>740057808
So that's why I fell in love with a dude

Fuck I knew i should have worn a condom in that pool

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>>740057808
Please don't joke about this, my best friend caught "Gay Animal Yiff disorder" (GAYd) from a public pool

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>>740058209

Was he instantly able to take 10 inch dicks without lube?

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>>740058322
2 whole 10" dicks, can't believe his mom let him take 2

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>>740058454

I wish I was allowed to take two :3

I'm kidding, I'd fucking die... can barely do one moderately sized.

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>>740057981
Like what?

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>>740058807
Maybe one day you'll be able to live your dream
Aim and shoot for the stars

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>>740059005
never easy to explain is it
maybe something from the same artist or species.

whaddup, got a bf yet? its been ages

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>>740059202
Who are you?
And no, that's not meant for me.

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>>740059323
i'm that guy from long ago, i'm nobody, of course
and sure it is, you have a special place with someone that'll torture you with nice soft things can cuddling, don't try to escape it

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>>740059541
You're fuckin with me and I dont like it.
On both topics

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>>740059762
i aint
it legit is me
i pop up every half a year and find you and say hello
and no, i wouldnt lie about such a thing

>>740059202
Please post more big, thick cocks like these

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>>740059980
Who the fuck is "me", you sonnofa BITCH!

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>>740060015

How about big thick cocks going into submissive bitches?

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>>740060015
thicc
>>740060378
i'm me, me is nobody, nobody being me
what's so hard to understand like JEEZ

>>740057808
New movie: 'I catch gay'. Starring: OP.

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>>740060523
K fuck you then.

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>>740060676
im taken but what am i supposed to say

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>>740060759
Not like that you stupid shit, I already told you I cant have that.

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>>740060924
how dare you insult me you dirty cock nibbling cock nibbler

well i said you can, so you're wrong

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>>740061071
>Projecting

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>>740061569
what are you on about
i dont even own a projector

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Sounds like a g/fur brawl
Place your bets~! :b

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>>740061773
Just because you have/do something doesnt mean I do.
That's what projecting means.

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>>740062367
i'm just pulling your leg
you still haven't answered
whaddup

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>>740062577
Answered what?
Give me direct questions ill give you direct answers.

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>>740062654
answered "whaddup"
but fine
how has life been treating you
or how's it going
or what's going on
or what's new
your choice

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>>740062809
I sit in my house all day and only leave for work, coffee, or groceries.
60 to 80 sum years of this and thats it.

Nothing new, nothing interesting.

>>740057808
gay was never a disease

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>>740063153
you go outside at least, that's something already
not that you asked, but go do something new, or if you're feeling lazy go play some new game or talk to new people, that tends not to be too bad

>>740058963
Souse?

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>>740063283
Exactly, thanks to modern advances in science and technology we can finally realize that
and coming to terms with it being a computer virus

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>>740063476
>not that you asked, but go do something new
No
>or if you're feeling lazy go play some new game or talk to new people, that tends not to be too bad
No, I dont like being around people. All they talk about is fucking this bitch or that bitch or how many bitch fucked.

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>>740063667
what no they dont
ive met and still talk to people ive met here that are nice

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>>740063901
Bullshit
All people do is talk about these shitty fuckin sex stories making the air emanate an aura of uncomfortable bullshit.

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>>740064291
bullshit
out of like 15 furfags i met only one or two were like that, the rest are nice
and this was all online, mostly here

stupid gay people and fuck themselves

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>>740064721
that makes no sense
stop being stupid
have some neon you faggot

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>>740064517
That's everything I get out of it and there isnt really much to elaborate on.

>>740064842
>>740064842
>>740064842
fuck yourself

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>>740065017
just saying, try to lead the conversation in some other direction, there's plenty of people that don't want just porn.

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>>740065120
first time here i see
enjoy some dick

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>>740065206
People dont talk about porn, people talk about their conquests. Porn is for losers who cant get laid.
And I already have a measure for it, I just dont associate with people anymore.

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>>740065544
it'll be worth it to find someone that's interested in your conquests instead of theirs, but you cant just stop like that. i mean you can sure, but that's going nowhere
why wont you just trust a random person on the internet youve met a few times once

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It must be hard being delusional.

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>>740065791
>it'll be worth it to find someone that's interested in your conquests instead of theirs
Yeah, as if there were any.
>why wont you just trust a random person on the internet youve met a few times once
Because I dont have time for people 1000+ miles away.

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>>740066362
lots of chances you'll miss if you ignore everyone
make some then.
and you had time for me, hue
try some new place that isnt here
tons of furfags that'd be into you in the US

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>>740066829
>lots of chances you'll miss if you ignore everyone
>make some then.
Fuck no
That came and went. This is my life now.

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>>740067208
says who?
no it aint, you're still young and you've got stuff to do

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>>740067474
>24 is young
Yeah for those 50 year old men in the closet on grindr.

>>740067707
yeah that's pretty well middle aged for gay men

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>>740067707
>he thinks 24 is old
who in hell gave you that idea
i think im old too, but it's false
old starts at 60
until then you've got plenty of time

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>>740067707

Quit whining. You are still super young.

Hell, lotsa people don't even know they're gay until 26-27.

You'll definitely find a guy if you look earnestly.

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>>740067916
Im not having a "first time" past 24. No thanks.

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>>740068022
Nah

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>>740068022
>Quit whining
>nibi
dear god you people are still giving him attention

he's been doing this for literal years now and does not want to change his ways

stop trying

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>>740068106
who says you have to?
i dont think anyone will ask if it is your first time, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about
>>740068185
nah fam im gonna try every time i'm here
i said i would before, anyway.

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>>740068185

I'm an emotional wreck lots too, gotta help a fellow bitch bro out.

>>740066829
Anymore muscle guts getting dominated/being submissive?

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>>740068325
Im not lying about that.
And people know.

>>740068325
>>740068379
Lots have tried before you, all have been turned down and shat on. There is a reason he is alone and it has nothing to do with his looks. His personality is so warped and jaded he cannot maintain any kind of interpersonal relationship.

Lots of people have tried, lots of people have offered, all have been shot down. Ignore this anon. He is toxic and will not take steps to change.

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>>740068484

Lots of people find inexperience fucking adorable.

It worked for me. Just clean out good if you're bottoming.

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>>740068484
even if they do know, who cares, i think they'd even like that more
>>740068582
as have i, and i aint gonna stop trying until he realizes some things and starts acting like a big boy

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>>740068696
>Lots of people find inexperience fucking adorable.
I dont

>>740068701
I dont give a fuck what they think.

Sorry, but im an insecure narcissist and if I cant amount to my own standards then I dont want anything to do with it.

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>American Dad
Looks like God is ok with Gay as long as you're the Top.

Any Dutch furries here? Curious about them :3

>>740068379
Let's focus on your problems instead.

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>>740068912
making your standards impossible is the bad part here, i know what it's like
it leads nowhere

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>>740068912
>Sorry, but im an insecure narcissist and if I cant amount to my own standards then I dont want anything to do with it.
You have a problem, you recognize it, yet you make no attempt to change it; why?

Someone dump some comics...

>>740069020
please for the love of god someone lets talk about something else other than nibi's lack of human touch

>>740069020

I'm actually good now! I was kinda depressed, but I'm out of it. Found my drive to do what I love doing again.

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>>740069127
that's some intense concentration on the dick in his ass

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>>740069189
That fine by me

>>740069201
My way or no way.

>>740069201
because he's fucking crazy

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>>740069436
if it was fine with you we wouldn't be having this conversation
keep trying until you get somewhere, make that your new standard, trying harder

Yo, how do ya get rid of hair in your ass and crotch?

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>>740069721
you shave it, how else

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>>740069721

I shave crotch, and nair booty.

Don't leave Nair on too long.

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>>740069651
Nah, people dont have anything I want anymore. It really isnt just about "sex".

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>>740069828
Thanks. Any other cleaning tips for a first time bottom?

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>>740069913
oh come on not that image, it's shit
what if i told you it's possible to feel those nice feelings now too, just instead of being a shithead 15 year old in school you'll be a grown up 24 year old with a job, that's not a bad thing

>>740069300
Is it dick in the butt?

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>>740069960

Clean out with a bottle of warm water up your butt multiple times until it is clear.

I usually don't eat for a bit either if I'm going to play with someone.

Use lube, you control the pace. Top has to go at your speed unless he's a jerk.

Toy often, work up to three fingers and you're good for an average size guy.

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>>740070161
Yes it is, you are lying to me.
I wont be settling for someone I have no attraction to just to satisfy people desiring a forced relationship on me (like those people who want me to fuck animals)

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>>740070410

Yeah... it can be that too.

Amongst other things.

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>>740070569
if you let someone force a relationship onto you then that's your fault
my objective here is to make you realize things arent as bad as you think and to try to make you satisfied, not lie to you
also who the hell wanted you to fuck animals
the fuck man

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>>740069436
That's your problem: you believe you're superior already, so you think you're self-entitled to everything. Until you accept that you need to change, nothing will ever change. A ball on top of a hill won't roll down until it's pushed. It may stay there forever until either the winds of change sweep it along, or someone kicks it. Right now it's a ball of lead and no one wants to kick it, and it's not going anywhere. The only person that can change it is you. The more you resist the harder it gets. Accept your problem, and your whole world will change.

>>740070678
Spread dem cheeks.

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how is there so much drama in a thread that is supposed to be about alcoholism and jerking off to gay animal people

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>>740070860
>if you let someone force a relationship onto you then that's your fault
That's what im doing, im already satisfied with not fucking up having garbage first time sex past 24.
No, I will not "settle" for anyone.

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>>740071109
Because Nibi.

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>>740070951
Why would I change?

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>>740071109
i come here every now and then to try to help nibi sama get his shit straight, my bad
>>740071205
except having sex is not that big of a deal in a relationship, you're looking at it wrong.
and you don't have to "settle" for anyone, plenty of people you'd find "equal" out there

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>>740071296
So people will like you and want to be around you, so you won't have to settle when a nice person comes to you. It's really up to you. If you're content with your mindset then fine, but there's a whole nother world outside of that bubble, and only you can pop it.

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>>740071402
Wont happen, so it is irrelevant. I will make sure of that.
This is getting boring, why dont you talk about something else?

>>740071549
>So people will like you and want to be around you
I dont want to be around people though?

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Feeding Crack heads crack to make an Army

WoW

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>>740071807
well if you're happy solo like this, which i know you aren't, well.
i'll let you pick a subject

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>>740072109
You should talk to someone else.

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>>740071807

Why are you so jaded? Spill it!

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>>740071807
You will if you find someone you like, but that won't happen unless you change. You can make yourself positive, you know. You can get most of the things you want in life if you're willing to put in the effort to be positive. Likewise, you'll only get negative if you think negative. You reap what you sow.

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>>740072180
what if i dont want to talk to anyone else but you